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00:00Oh, oh, oh, red balls of fire, I'm bodacious.

00:17Oh, oh, oh, red balls of fire, I'm a fright.

00:21Oh, oh, oh, red balls of fire, goodness gracious.

00:26I'm chop, chop, chop, chop, choppin' with all of my might.

00:30Yay!

00:40Come on, Jughead Smith, you're late again.

00:44Jughead! Oh, Jughead!

00:47Oh, Jughead!

00:56Oh, my stars and little hop-toads.

00:59Oh, to use the three hours of restin', reclinin' and reposin'.

01:05Pa, boy, you just gotta take the strap to that there boy,

01:09for the truant officer comes after him again.

01:14Doin' I'll fill him so full of buckshot, he'll think he was a walkin' piccolo.

01:21Ain't no need for Jug to go to no school anyway.

01:25Only thing a boy gotta know is split and kindlin' and shootin' varmin'.

01:30Oh, now, Pa, you want that boy to grow up a lazy, no-good critter like you.

01:36Louise is right, Jughead.

01:38If you went to school, you could grow up to be president of these whole United States.

01:42Of whootin' Holler, too?

01:44Absolutely. Did you know that Abraham Lincoln was a poor farm boy just like you?

01:49A simple wood-choppin' country boy.

01:52He became president of this whole United States just like me?

01:57A simple wood-choppin' country boy?

02:00Just call me Honest Abe Jughead, the wood-choppin'est president ever.

02:13Snuffy Smith, I challenge you to a wrestle.

02:17Sure, give me a wrestle.

02:21Great balls of fire. This boy is tenched.

02:25This'll teach you to fool with Honest Abe Jughead.

02:29Uncle! Uncle!

02:33We gotta get that boy into school before he kills me.

02:38We gotta get that boy into school before he kills me.

02:43You can fool some of them people a part of the time,

02:46and the whole castle of the people most of the time,

02:50but I tell you, you can't fool me none of the time.

02:57I hope you'll raise that there chick to vote for Honest Abe Jughead.

03:03Four score and seven years ago. That's good.

03:08Hey, Snuffy, how do you spell four?

03:11How do I know?

03:13I'm going to the barn where a man can get some peace from his cuckoo kinfolk.

03:22Now stop your wailing, Louisie, and tell me what happened.

03:26Oh, I don't rightly know, Barney.

03:29Jughead just up and disappeared into the woods last night,

03:33and we ain't seen him hiding there since.

03:37Now, you old hound dog, go find that Jughead what's lost.

03:53Glory, glory, hallelujah.

03:56Teacher hit me with a ruler.

03:59Glory, glory, hallelujah.

04:02Never going to go to school.

04:07Mr. Chairman, because of you and chintz,

04:11friends, the state of the union is terrible.

04:15United we stand, divided we fall.

04:20Uncle Barney, I'm a thinking.

04:23All that chopping and rassling and speeching

04:27ain't never going to make me no president no how.

04:30Well, that's for sure, Jughead.

04:33You got to learn to read and write first.

04:35Why, Abe Lincoln used to walk 20 miles every day just to go to school.

04:39Walk 20 miles a day?

04:43Walk 20 miles a day?

04:57Oh, Barney, you sure is a wonder with that there boy.

05:01Oh, Snuffy will be mighty pleased that Abe Lincoln business is over.

05:06Oh, no.

05:08I think I'll mosey up to the capitol.

05:11I got a few things to say to that state legacy leecher.

05:15My friend!

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