Jughaid The Magician (Snuffy Smith)

Meg & Mog, Numtums, Boogie Beebies, Arthur

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00:00Oh, oh, oh, great balls of fire, I'm bodacious.

00:17Oh, oh, oh, great balls of fire, I'm a fright.

00:22Oh, oh, oh, great balls of fire, goodness gracious.

00:27I'm chop, chop, chop, chop, choppin' with all of my might.

00:31Yay!

00:35It's here. Oh, you just count.

00:38Oh, Uncle Snuffy, Louiesy, Barney, it's here!

00:43What you got, Jughead?

00:44Oh, I'm gonna be a magician.

00:47Why, that's nice, honey poet.

00:50Bet you didn't know I was a magician once, Jughead.

00:52Oh, you were, Uncle Barney?

00:54Sure. Would you like to see me make something disappear for you?

00:58Oh, and how? Well, you just go ahead.

01:01All right. I'll make this pancake vanish on the count of three.

01:05One, two, three.

01:09I sure put one over on you that time, didn't I?

01:13You don't understand, Uncle Barney.

01:15I'm gonna learn real magic.

01:18All the secrets be right in here.

01:21The magic words are alakazorch, alakazam, alakabrodax, wham, wham, wham.

01:28Remember these words.

01:30Oh, I will. I will.

01:33Alakazorch, alakazam, alakabrodax, wham, wham, wham.

01:37I got it. I got it.

01:41By George, you've got it.

01:43You're now ready for your first trick.

01:46How to make the magic ball float in midair.

01:49Do you have the magic ball?

01:51Yeah. Here she be.

01:53Good. Now hold the magic ball in the palms of your hands.

01:57Say the magic words and let go of the ball.

02:01Alakazorch, alakazam, alakabrodax, wham, wham, wham.

02:08It broke, didn't it?

02:10It sure did.

02:12What did you expect? Magic?

02:15You forgot to tie a piece of black thread on the magic ball so it could float in midair.

02:19Thread?

02:21That's right, stupid. Thread.

02:24Now for the next trick.

02:25Well, I want to do this one first.

02:27Then take the other ball out of the box.

02:30Gee.

02:31Alakazorch, alakazam, alakabrodax, wham, wham, wham.

02:36It works.

02:39I said it would.

02:41Yippee!

02:43Now let's learn a few more and in no time at all, you'll be putting on your own magic show.

02:50Ladies and gentlemen, presenting the amazing, the fantastic, the mysterious Jughead the Magician.

03:02For my first trick, I'll make a dozen eggs disappear before your very eyes.

03:08Here is a bag full of eggs.

03:10Now, I must ask you all to cover your eyes for a tiny little minute.

03:19Now, I'll need the help of some kind gentleman from the audience.

03:23Oh, well, you want me, sir.

03:26Why, sure, Jughead.

03:28Now, on the count of three, I want you to squeeze that there bag.

03:33But I'll bust all the eggs.

03:35Yes, you leave that to me, because I'm going to make them disappear.

03:39Are you ready? One, two, three.

03:45All together magical.

03:48Well, for my next trick, I'll make this here ball float in midair.

03:53Alakazorch, alakazam, alakabrodax, wham, wham, wham.

03:59That's a good one, Jughead.

04:01Great balls of fire.

04:04Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

04:08I'll show what happened, Jughead.

04:10These were all Google's doing.

04:12This is one magician who could really use our help.

04:15I'm invisible, right?

04:17Right.

04:18Nobody can see me, right?

04:19Right.

04:20Then how come you're looking right at me?

04:22Takes one to see one.

04:23Jughead needs our help.

04:24Let's show him some real magic.

04:26Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

04:29Look, Barney, laughing like that, you sound just like a mule.

04:33And maybe that's what you ought to be.

04:35Alakazorch, alakazam, alakabrodax, wham, wham, wham.

04:43Oh, he do sound like Barney, don't he, Pa?

04:46Great ball of fire.

04:48That's real magic.

04:50It is.

04:51Oh, it is.

04:52Now be Uncle Barney again.

04:54Alakazorch, alakazam, alakabrodax, wham, wham, wham.

04:59Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

05:02Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

05:05That does it.

05:08That were some tricks, Jughead.

05:10Come on, tell me how you done it.

05:12Oh, we magicians, we never tell our secrets, Uncle Snuffy.

05:16Oh, that's Mahoney poet.

05:19Especially if we don't know ourselves.

05:32You

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