Glove Thy Neighbour (Snuffy Smith)

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00:00Oh, oh, oh, great balls of fire, I'm bodacious.

00:19Oh, oh, oh, great balls of fire, I'm a fright.

00:24Oh, oh, oh, great balls of fire, goodness gracious.

00:29I'm chop-chop-chop-chop-choppin' with all of my might.

00:33Yay!

00:38Step right up, folks, and meet the world's toughest man.

00:41Loblo Defoe.

00:42I'm offering a $300 purse to any man, woman, or child

00:46who can go three rounds with Loblo Defoe.

00:51You don't look so tough.

00:52Take away them there muscles, and what have you got?

00:55You, Honeypote.

00:57That's right.

00:58I'll bet you I could take him with one hand tied behind.

01:02You probably could,

01:03but I don't think he'll agree to having his hand tied back there.

01:07Knew he were a coward.

01:09In that case, forget the whole thing.

01:11Listen, Snuffy, you don't have to beat him.

01:14All you gotta do is stay in the ring with him for three rounds,

01:16and the $300 purse is ours.

01:19I mean, yours.

01:22What am I gonna do with the purse, anyway?

01:24Why, the fellas down at the club had laughed themselves silly

01:27when I went around with the purse.

01:29Well, you needn't worry about the purse. I'll take care of that.

01:32Well, I don't know.

01:34Step right this way, and we'll get you suited up, boy.

01:38Ladies and gentlemen,

01:40introducing in this corner the slugging sensation of the century,

01:44Loblo Defoe.

01:46And climbing into the ring,

01:48his fearless and weightless, uh, worthy opponent,

01:52Snuffy Smith.

01:54Uh-uh. Pull yourself together, Snuffy boy.

01:57Oh, poor soul.

01:59He forgot to tie his little old shoelaces.

02:02Well, I'll just reach in here and tidy him up a bit.

02:07A feller can get hurt that way.

02:09Hold me back, or I'll kill him dead.

02:12Prepare to get your lumps.

02:18Great balls of fire.

02:20I done knocked him out colder than an Eskimo in an ice house.

02:24Snuffy, you were great.

02:26We're gonna turn pro.

02:27A winner.

02:28I'll take care of everything.

02:33Hey, easiest purse I ever worn.

02:35From now on, I'm gonna listen to you, Barney.

02:38Snuffy boy, you're going to be the next not-so-heavyweight champ.

02:45Chicago.

02:46Snuffy K.O.'s cockeyed Carl.

02:48Tank Town.

02:50Smith smothers Onion O'Toole.

02:52Bevels, Colorado.

02:54Snuffy handles kid gloves.

02:57Snuffy Smith signs to fight Rocky Mountain for title.

03:09You don't look so tough.

03:11Ah, look at that flat head.

03:13And those three legs of yours.

03:15Well, they ain't gonna help you run away neither.

03:17Wait a minute, wait a minute, Snuffy.

03:18That's not Rocky.

03:19That's the stool you're talking to.

03:21That's Rocky over there.

03:23Oh, Barney, that ain't no hooman.

03:26I ain't gonna fight him.

03:28Oh, now, don't worry about a thing, slugger.

03:30As soon as Louisa does a little of her fancy footwork,

03:33you will be the next champ.

03:35Fancy footwork?

03:36What are you talking about, Barney?

03:38I'll take care of it.

03:39Louisa, I think Rocky forgot to tie his shoelaces.

03:44Would you go over and tie them for him, please?

03:47Oh, I'd like to, Barney, but I can't.

03:50You can't? Why not?

03:52Oh, see for yourself.

03:54Zippers?

03:56So long, champ.

03:57Uh, champ.

04:08Oh, no.

04:18Oh, there you are.

04:20Oh, that poor man is just a-drippin' wet.

04:23Oh, I'd better get him his towel.

04:25Go catch him, Rocky.

04:27Murder him.

04:28Oh, beg your pardon.

04:30Uh, that there Mr. Rocky's towel,

04:33can I borrow it just for a spell?

04:35Yes.

04:36Sure.

04:40Rocky's towel has been thrown in.

04:44Rocky's towel has been thrown in.

04:47Ladies and gentlemen, the new champion is Snuffy Smith.

04:52Gee, boys, I coulda handled him if I coulda caught him.

04:58Snuffy, old boy, I knew you could do it, fella.

05:00I just heard the news over the radio.

05:02Well, we did it, boy.

05:03Tell me, which punch was it?

05:05Your left hook or your right jab?

05:06Come on, Snuff, show me.

05:08I intend to show you, Barney, personally.

05:12Oh, now, Snuff, listen.

05:14I can explain.

05:15Help!

05:20Help!

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