Loweezy Makes A Match (Snuffy Smith)

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00:00Oh, oh, oh, red balls of fire, I'm bodacious.

00:16Oh, oh, oh, red balls of fire, I'm a fright.

00:21Oh, oh, oh, red balls of fire, goodness gracious.

00:26I'm chop-chop-chop-chop-choppin' with all of my might.

00:30Yay!

00:32Louise!

00:34Oh, Barney, how can one critter be so messy?

00:39I'll show you. That collar's gotta be around here somewhere.

00:42Oh, that collar is somewhere. It's around your neck.

00:46Well, I told you it was around somewhere.

00:49Oh, nepot, I's dog tired of tidin' up after you.

00:52You needs a wife of your own.

00:54Mama's takin' you to the matchmaker to get you hitched.

00:57Oh, no, no, not that.

00:59I'll turn over a new leaf. I'll be as neat as Snuffy.

01:02Well, I thought you was gonna turn over a new leaf.

01:05Snuffy, save me.

01:07Louise's taking me to the matchmaker.

01:09Yeah? Well, where was you when I needed savin'?

01:13Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

01:17Oh, now, now, matchmaking is scientifical nowadays.

01:22They put you in this big, shiny room with this purdy machine.

01:26And the science folks got magical ways to get you the girl of your dreams.

01:31You just stand there and press a few little old buttons.

01:35Hair, all silky, eyes of baby blue.

01:39A little of this and a little of that.

01:43You just stand there and she comes right to you.

01:47You just stand there and she comes right to you.

01:50Why, they even hitches you with old trimmings.

01:59And they live happily ever after.

02:02Oh, what are we waiting for? Let's go.

02:06Millie, the matchmaker,

02:09if you ain't satisfied after 30 years of marriage,

02:13your money will be cheerfully refunded.

02:16You here for a refund?

02:18No, no, I's here to get born your wife.

02:21Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, indeed.

02:24You come to the right place.

02:27For a dollar 25, you get the girl of your dreams.

02:31But, uh, where are the lights?

02:33Right here.

02:34But where's the music?

02:35Right here.

02:43But where's the purdy machine?

02:45Right here.

02:46This here scientific machine will pick the one girl in the world for you.

02:53You weighs, let's see, 105 pounds.

02:57That'll cost you an extra penny.

02:59Oh, and here she is, your dream girl.

03:03But I'd like to say hello.

03:05Your dream girl will be delivered to your house by noon.

03:12At last, I'm gonna get you hitched.

03:14Oh, Mommy, I wish I'd seen him.

03:19Just be glad he didn't see you.

03:21Now remember what Mama told you.

03:23Before you're hitched, do everything to make him happy.

03:27And after you're hitched, be happy and do nothing.

03:30Here's your gear.

03:32Now hightail it up to that house and claim your man.

03:36Dear, oh, my husband to be.

03:40What in tarnation is that?

03:43Hey, that fur'll make Louisa a fine hat.

03:47Oh, I love ya.

03:50Great balls of fur.

03:52A talking hat.

03:55Consonant, there's another one.

03:59Great balls of fur.

04:01I'm too tired to run.

04:13Good-bye, Louisa.

04:15Good-bye, Louisa.

04:17Good-bye, Louisa.

04:20Chuckie, my husband, on the treetop.

04:25If you goes out, I'll hit you with a rock.

04:33Oh, woman, why you unhand that man?

04:36Oh, you, you hush your mouth.

04:39Can't you see my husband to be?

04:42He's a dreamin'.

04:44You's the one who's a dreamin'.

04:46He's a dreamin'.

04:48You's the one who's a dreamin'.

04:50Why, that there's my husband.

04:54Oh, mommy.

05:00What were you a-hankin' with that there woman, fur?

05:03Oh, now, Ma, I ain't never even seen her before.

05:08Great balls of fur.

05:10Ma.

05:12Well, I guess I'm destined to stay a miserable bachelor.

05:16Now, isn't that just too bad?

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