Barney's Blarney (Snuffy Smith)

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00:00Oh, oh, oh, great balls of fire, I'm bodacious Oh, oh, oh, great balls of fire, I'm a fright

00:22Oh, oh, oh, great balls of fire, goodness graces

00:26I'm chop, chop, chop, chop, choppin' with all of my might

00:30Yay!

00:38What are you doin', Jughead?

00:40I'm cryin', that's what

00:43Why?

00:44Cause I lost a nickel on the creek, that's why

00:47Why, dry those tears, boy

00:50You know you can always count on your old Uncle Barney for a nickel

00:54Oh, gee, Uncle Barney, I didn't know you had a nickel

00:57Why, my boy, when I was in the big city, nickels were a dime a dozen to me

01:03Why, I'm the man who cornered the market on money

01:07Yes, sir, I was known to the world as Diamond Barney Google

01:13Every day I'd drive to work in my ten-door limousine

01:17Coming or going, I made money

01:21That's right, buy a million shares

01:24Just a second, my other phone is ringing

01:26Diamond Google here

01:28No, I won't take a penny less than fifty million

01:31Just a second, my other ring is phoning

01:33Ah, that is, uh, my, oh

01:35Believe me, Jughead, it was a relief to arrive at my office

01:40Diamond Google Building

01:48Yes, Jughead, I was so rich I could buy and sell countries

01:53Selling them

01:55Buy France

01:56Mortgage Spain

01:58Foreclose Germany

02:00Your nails, Diamond Google

02:02Your hair, Diamond Google

02:05Your sleeve, Diamond Google

02:08You're hot, Diamond Google

02:10It was time for my morning coffee break

02:13I rushed to my private plane

02:16We took off for Brazil

02:18You see, the coffee is coffier there

02:21There at my private plantation, I enjoyed a leisurely cup of coffee

02:27Mm-hmm, good

02:32Well, time for lunch

02:34Schedule, schedule, schedule

02:38So I was off to a posh restaurant

02:42Welcome to our posh restaurant, Diamond Google

02:46I didn't have time to make reservations

02:48Perfectly all right, Monsieur Google

02:52Right this way

02:54Your table is ready, Monsieur Google

02:57Whistle

03:07Waiter, what year is this water?

03:09This year, sir

03:10This was a bad year for water

03:12You better get me some water of an earlier vintage

03:14Uh, yeah, yes, sir

03:18I had so much money

03:20Why, when I made a bank deposit, I had an armed guard

03:27Wow, Uncle Barney, you sure was rich

03:30How about that nickel?

03:32Well, I, uh...

03:34As it happens, I never carry anything smaller than a thousand dollar bill

03:38You don't happen to have change, do you?

03:40Gosh, Uncle Barney, no, I don't

03:42Well, then the only thing left to do is fish out that nickel

03:46Hey, watch out, you might fall in

03:48Don't worry, boy

03:50Water and Barney are old friends

03:52Why, I was the first one to swim the Atlantic Ocean

03:57Wowee, Uncle Barney, you must have been some swimmer, huh?

04:01Oh, goody, you're looking for my nickel

04:04Help! Jughead!

04:08Save me!

04:10Oh, gosh, could you stand up, Uncle Barney?

04:16Oh, I guess I'm a little out of condition

04:21All right, all right

04:24See, something tells me you're getting a cold, Uncle Barney

04:32Oh, yes, Barney, oh, this'll teach you a lesson

04:37Small folks shouldn't tell tall tales

04:40Yeah, and he didn't even get my nickel back

04:44Here's stopped up with water

04:48The nickel!

04:50Here you are, my boy

04:52Oh, thank you, Uncle Barney, you really are a hero

04:59Oh, now, you just get right back in that there bed, Barney

05:02My boy, ever tell you about the time I invented a cure for the common cold?

05:08Tell us all about it, Uncle Barney

05:10Well, it happened this way

05:13You see, it was...

05:20THE END

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