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00:00DUMDUMDUM

00:10One thing is clear to me, Shaggart.

00:12Jumbo Scamp.

00:13That doesn't make any sense at all.

00:15That's Oxymoron, Captain.

00:17Why did you tell me that?

00:18Oxymoron is a shitty figure,

00:20which combines with opposite terms,

00:22such as free trade,

00:23or sympathetic conservatism, for example.

00:26That attitude of yours is a crime for our bad reputation.

00:30This is Dr. Star.

00:31My name is Captain Frk.

00:33Yes, I recognized your voice.

00:35Frk, you have been assigned to translate Lady Chanticleer,

00:37an intergalactic star,

00:38to the Florid Festival at Tulumarius V.

00:41He will also be the president of outer space,

00:44and he loves Lady Chanticleer very much.

00:47I remind you that I am an important intergalactic space captain.

00:51I have standards.

00:53Aha.

00:54Lady Chanticleer is ready to land on your ship.

00:56Find him, Dr. Frk!

01:05Is that a space ship for you, too?

01:07It looks more like a garbage truck to me.

01:25Dr. Star,

01:26you have been assigned to translate Lady Chanticleer,

01:29an intergalactic star,

01:31to the Florid Festival at Tulumarius V.

01:34He loves Lady Chanticleer very much.

01:37I remind you that I am an important intergalactic space captain.

01:41I have standards.

01:43Aha.

01:44Lady Chanticleer is ready to land on your ship.

01:47Find him, Dr. Frk!

01:49Is that a space ship for you, too?

01:51It looks more like a garbage truck to me.

01:53I remind you that I am an important intergalactic space captain.

01:56I have standards.

01:58Aha.

01:59Lady Chanticleer is ready to land on your ship.

02:02Find him, Dr. Frk!

02:04Is that a space ship for you, too?

02:06It looks more like a garbage truck to me.

02:09I remind you that I am an important intergalactic space captain.

02:12I have standards.

02:14Aha.

02:15Lady Chanticleer is ready to land on your ship.

02:18Find him, Dr. Frk!

02:20Is that a space ship for you, too?

02:23This place will not pass.

02:25I am an important intergalactic super star.

02:27I have my standards.

02:29Well, that's the most beautiful space on the ship.

02:32The most beautiful?

02:34Just look at it.

02:39And what I know is really...

02:41Right, you don't know.

02:43Is that an art for you?

02:44I think it's an original Leonardo...

02:47Balloons.

02:49I want something abstract and intellectual.

02:52And I really have to draw a turmoil on a wooden board.

02:56Hey, how much do you need?

02:58One piece of new garbage from abroad.

03:01And in the right place.

03:02It would seem that it does not hang upside down.

03:06You have a better imagination than me, old lady.

03:10Oh, excellent.

03:12Voila, another customer.

03:15A little easier because I have a few more requests.

03:19And how should I find a wild panda?

03:22That's your problem.

03:24Stupid costume of a star.

03:26However, it is not a bad condition.

03:49Call me when you find out anything about our target.

03:52Yes, General.

03:53I will be in my report.

04:09General.

04:10Yes?

04:11The robot researcher has returned.

04:13Successfully?

04:14Yes, General.

04:15We located Lady Shanty Clear.

04:17Where is my Shanty?

04:18Where is she?

04:19Where is she?

04:21On the ship of Captain Frrk.

04:24Arrange a course for my meeting with love.

04:30Fairy lights.

04:33Fresh fruits.

04:37Cold, clean water.

04:40Fragrant candles.

04:42Scars.

04:47The cost of an astrodollar.

04:50French tons of rubles.

04:55Frrk!

04:56Ouch!

04:59Don't get too close.

05:01Ling-Ling is just for decoration.

05:04What do you think, sir?

05:06Is this outfit added for fun?

05:09Well...

05:10Death!

05:11And what did you expect?

05:13This creature only eats bamboo and poop.

05:15It's not a food, Captain Frrk.

05:17There is something attractive about this little bitch.

05:20Her crazy demands remind me of...

05:23You.

05:25Her souffle is done.

05:33All right, warriors.

05:34At my request, we will jump on Frrk's ship,

05:36defeat their crew,

05:38and raise the sweet little Shanty.

05:42Remember the law of Klyukan.

05:44There is no surrender, no imprisonment, no Frrkance.

05:49He forgot to put on his boots.

05:52You'd better put on a cake.

06:00Just a minute, Shanty.

06:02Here's your little man.

06:05The handkerchief is on the table, my dear.

06:07Oh, wait a minute.

06:09Here you go, my dear.

06:10Oh, you expect me to eat something like that?

06:13Yes, my sinful lady.

06:15Treat your enemies with these rare delicacies.

06:20Give me more!

06:21It's hot.

06:22I'm so stupid.

06:25I think she'll really like this.

06:28I'm going to the kitchen.

06:30Eat it.

06:31Give me your fate.

06:32Because I really tried.

06:35Oh, dear.

06:37It's so hot.

06:38You must be crazy.

06:40There's no money for these cakes.

06:42Walnuts and raisins are the best.

06:46My poor cook.

06:47Don't you have a gift?

06:48I know the best cakes.

06:51Look at what she ate.

06:53It's a golden gourmet treat.

06:55I'm telling you, it's not a meal.

06:58It's not even a treat.

07:03I gave you everything.

07:05It's good that you have my house.

07:07But be careful.

07:08Now I'm sorry.

07:09There's still this gnome.

07:14Hello.

07:16But why do I need a gnome?

07:17Hey, I'm ready.

07:18Where are you?

07:19You didn't turn on the light this time, kid.

07:21Oh, okay.

07:22Maybe I'll find a role in a Christmas show.

07:27That thing is nasty.

07:33Where are you going?

07:34I'm going to find my love.

07:36I'm going to find her.

07:47We're going to get you.

07:51We're going to get you.

07:56I'm going to get you.

07:57Hey!

08:02You're going to get your ass kicked.

08:10Yes!

08:17Here's your job.

08:20There's no fear of love.

08:22I'm going to get you out of these gnomes.

08:25What are you doing?

08:26Take it. It's yours.

08:29You're going to get your ass kicked.

08:31Oh, ma'am.

08:32I'm glad I met you.

08:35Really?

08:38Oh, yes.

08:39Because I'm your biggest fan.

08:40Honestly?

08:41Of course.

08:42I have all your recordings and concert tours.

08:45Your performance at KSEMI 12 was beautiful.

08:48Oh, it wasn't that good.

08:50Of course it wasn't.

08:51Your voice never sounded better.

08:55I brought you everything you asked for.

08:58And you like that little rascal?

09:00Didn't you know?

09:02Girls love you.

09:06This is Dr. Know-It-All.

09:07I'm Patka Frk.

09:08Oh, I wish I could say that.

09:10It seems there's been a mistake in the plan.

09:12You shouldn't have taken Lady Chanticleer

09:14to the Florid Festival at Tulum Arius 5.

09:16You should have taken her to Siam Freon at Tulum Arius 6.

09:21Freon Festival?

09:22Siam Freon?

09:23That's where I'm going.

09:25Can I take the young lady?

09:27I'd be glad to.

09:32Don't you dare!

09:33I can't believe I fell for the charm of a deodorant bitch.

09:37I mean, she's a little spoiled,

09:39and she cares about other people's feelings.

09:41And look what they made of my beard.

09:44Disgusting!

09:45You know how to get back to work, Lengus.

09:48And bring me a handkerchief,

09:50a little carbohydrate, a lot of protein.

09:52I'm so glad he's all grown up again.

10:21TULUM ARIUS

10:32And watch everything here.

10:34That house and the lab have been in my family's hands for centuries.

10:37Don't worry, old man.

10:39Just go to your convention.

10:41You know what I'm like.

10:43Yes.

10:46Some voice tells me I may have made a mistake.

10:50Maybe I'm just worrying too much.

10:52After all, a scientist's convention only lasts two days.

10:55Not even a frog can make a lot of frogs in 48 hours.

11:00It's good to take a break from a little brain exercise.

11:05Oh, just a minute.

11:06I forgot my notes. Let the taxi driver do it.

11:16I forgot my notes.

11:19What's going on here?

11:27Tarka!

11:28What happened?

11:30Well, you know, it was like this.

11:35I was alone behind this red-black hole.

11:38I was looking at these stupid old men

11:41and was having fun learning all your secrets.

11:48And then...

11:54I prepared a gourmet meal.

12:05And I spent hours in the library

12:07full of rare first editions.

12:10There's no picture.

12:11The doctor would have to invest

12:13in which Ford he likes.

12:19But I was most interested in the laboratory

12:22because only there I could give you a wave

12:25of my scientific might.

12:49Only a genius knows how to mix a beer without alcohol.

13:02And so I was killing time myself.

13:09When did I get this?

13:19Hm?

13:25I think a good beer without alcohol

13:27is worth as much as a radio record.

13:45And my ischium was showing

13:47that I was killing time again.

13:50I can't even remember playing the guitar on the floor.

13:56But my scientific might was going even further.

14:05Only a few ballet shoes I had

14:08could connect our world together.

14:11A little electricity under high voltage.

14:17And it's simple, but fun.

14:20Step on it!

14:36Today is a critical day.

14:41After a few experiments like this

14:43I was ready.

14:48But...

14:54Those bones need a little mixing.

14:59I was buying more materials.

15:01I was worrying about everything

15:03and I became a busybody.

15:05Nothing was important for my career

15:07and pure devotion to details.

15:10Now I just had to wait

15:12for the perfect weather forecast

15:14for a successful capture.

15:22Are you ready for what you will get?

15:26For life!

15:44For life!

16:03I did it!

16:04He's alive!

16:05He's alive!

16:06He's alive!

16:07Did you say he's alive?

16:09Come to the point.

16:10What happened to my house?

16:13Oh yes, my miracles,

16:15it was worth it.

16:21But I had to teach him

16:23all the basic social skills.

16:27Good.

16:28Next time, raise your little finger.

16:32I developed his brain

16:34using his hair as an extension cord.

16:37Hey, give him a kiss

16:39to strengthen his smile.

16:43Ha, ha, ha, ha.

16:45You're a pain.

16:46Ha, ha, ha, ha.

16:48Yes, I know good literature,

16:50but you still need a smile.

16:52Ha, ha, ha, ha.

16:58And finally, but not least,

17:00I gave him the ability to have fun.

17:12Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

17:14Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

17:16Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

17:18Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

17:23Some people just can't

17:24keep up with the real world.

17:28That was the fall of Mahagonia

17:30in the 11th century.

17:32It came and went.

17:33And what happened to my house?

17:36Doctor, why are you rushing me?

17:40You know, I thought my creation

17:42needed a real job.

17:48Welcome, children.

17:50Now you will meet your teacher.

17:52Is he smart?

17:54Smart?

17:56Ha, ha, ha, ha.

17:57Very smart.

17:58Does he have a temper?

18:00Ha, ha, ha, ha.

18:01Does he like children?

18:02You'll find out soon enough.

18:04Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

18:10Watch how I teach him

18:13when I don't have anyone to fight for.

18:16Maybe that's not even

18:18interesting for him.

18:23I had to raise

18:24the moral of my creation.

18:26It's all right, old man.

18:28It's not the end of the world.

18:30I'm bad, teacher.

18:33Hmm, there are those who are bad.

18:35Well, what will I do with you

18:37when you're not for it?

18:38I know!

18:39Follow me!

18:40I know exactly what you need.

18:43And I'll make it for you.

18:46I'll be right when I use

18:47the city's icon.

18:50Hmm.

19:03Hmm.

19:20Hmm.

19:25No, no, no, no.

19:26Don't.

19:27You're fast.

19:31You didn't sleep well.

19:33He's my first attempt,

19:34but he has a golden heart.

19:37Well, not really golden.

19:39Do you want to share my life,

19:41joy, laughter,

19:43loneliness,

19:45and be my young one?

19:48I'd rather not.

19:52Trust me,

19:53you'll get used to those things.

20:01Well, this is good.

20:02She signed the contract

20:04for the model

20:05and earned a lot of money.

20:06Pfft.

20:07What happened to my creator?

20:10Everything has to happen

20:11around you, huh?

20:12So, miracles happened

20:14because of the basket,

20:15and also because of the destroyer.

20:19And it destroyed the village.

20:24Then the villagers were angry,

20:26so they chased the miracles

20:27to the market

20:28and caught them

20:29in the old mill.

20:31And all you need

20:32is one fire escape.

20:36And the whole building

20:37burned like a bullet.

20:39If you had built

20:40a fire-fighting system,

20:41it would have been different.

20:44And then you came back

20:45and asked for some money.

20:48Well, that doesn't make sense.

20:50I was absent for only a minute.

20:52If you don't believe me,

20:54you can ask him.

20:57Are you sure you're walking slowly?

21:00Now I remember.

21:01I told the taxi driver

21:02to let the taxi driver work.

Patak Frka - "Prijevoz za zvijezdu" i "Dvorac na osami" - [HR sinkro]

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