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Patak Frka - "Tko je jači, taj kvači" i "Analizirani patak" - [HR sinkro]
Tomislav Mix
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8/26/2024
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00:00
Frozen in a time when space divides, but how would the universe survive?
00:21
Don Dorges of the twenty-fourth and one-half century
00:30
Protecting the powerless and the weak
00:37
Don Dorges, his mighty tyranny
00:43
In the twenty-fourth and one-half century
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In the twenty-fourth and one-half century
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In the twenty-fourth and one-half century
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In the twenty-fourth and one-half century
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In the twenty-fourth and one-half century
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In the twenty-fourth and one-half century
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In the twenty-fourth and one-half century
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In the twenty-fourth and one-half century
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In the twenty-fourth and one-half century
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In the twenty-fourth and one-half century
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In the twenty-fourth and one-half century
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In the twenty-fourth and one-half century
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In the twenty-fourth and one-half century
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In the twenty-fourth and one-half century
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In the twenty-fourth and one-half century
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In the twenty-fourth and one-half century
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In the twenty-fourth and one-half century
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In the twenty-fourth and one-half century
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In the twenty-fourth and one-half century
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In the twenty-fourth and one-half century
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In the twenty-fourth and one-half century
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In the twenty-fourth and one-half century
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In the twenty-fourth and one-half century
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In the twenty-fourth and one-half century
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In the twenty-fourth and one-half century
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In the twenty-fourth and one-half century
06:40
This is the worst treasure I've ever picked up.
06:54
Maybe I'll have more luck with this creature if I fit in and attack from the inside.
07:05
An old, traditional passion, a meal. Who would refuse this?
07:15
The mouse is served.
07:19
What?
07:20
Hey, hungry creature.
07:22
Did you miss us?
07:25
Oh, no, no.
07:28
I've been struggling all afternoon in the oven.
07:31
You can't say I don't have a beautiful oven.
07:34
And I'm healthy. I don't have steroids.
07:37
Except when I won the Mr. Universe award and became the governor of California.
07:45
I'm just asking you to eat, feel, taste, old man.
07:50
It doesn't make sense.
07:52
Toto is bigger than Tazo.
07:54
And he's got a stomach.
07:57
You know that's a drawback, son.
07:59
But still.
08:01
And to make something visually impressive, to draw attention to it.
08:04
Maybe.
08:05
I'm glad I got my golf shoes ready.
08:08
Be a terrible beast tomorrow.
08:11
I'll take care of you.
08:14
Be a terrible beast tomorrow.
08:17
I'll take care of you.
08:22
And I managed to scare our viewers again.
08:25
Maybe I should turn up the volume a bit.
08:27
Be a terrible beast tomorrow.
08:30
I'll take care of you.
08:32
It will be very powerful.
08:34
It will get blood.
08:36
I'll give you a lot.
08:37
Up and down, under the thin snow.
08:40
I'll kick it like a dog.
08:42
I'll burn you alive.
08:44
I'll break your bones and everything.
08:53
I won, old man.
08:55
I won.
08:57
Now let me go.
08:59
I'm sorry, but I can't let someone so smart go.
09:02
You have to stay here forever.
09:04
As you wish.
09:07
What's that sound?
09:10
A mine?
09:12
No!
09:22
Let's get out of here!
09:28
Good luck.
09:29
Thank you, Captain.
09:31
It's good that we had a plan against living mineral planets.
09:35
Yes, I sent coordinates to the galactic shopping network.
09:38
Just as you said.
09:40
With the crystal of this magnitude,
09:42
you can protect the galaxy with cheap costumes for centuries.
10:05
I'm sorry, Doctor.
10:06
He knows everything.
10:07
But the flight was cancelled.
10:09
But I'm the head teacher at the Interstellar Convention on Isotopes.
10:13
Monolith Space Line agrees with you.
10:16
But all the seats on your flight were booked by the team of Brittany Mania.
10:21
Will that stupid show ever end?
10:26
Isn't that solar system small?
10:29
Hello, Ignatius.
10:30
Your flight is cancelled too?
10:32
Queen Tyrania?
10:33
How did you get here?
10:35
The Martian Centaurs are on strike.
10:37
They landed all the royal spaceships.
10:39
Luckily, I have quite a few collected free miles.
10:45
Well?
10:46
How is he?
10:47
Who?
10:48
The one who took my heart away.
10:51
Frrka?
10:53
No offense, Your Highness, but he is not...
10:55
How can you say that?
10:57
Frrka is the bravest captain in the Protectorate fleet.
11:00
Brave?
11:01
Are we talking about the same duck?
11:03
He wasn't really a symbol of bravery when I granted him his request to be a messenger.
11:09
He went to the wrong address and almost ended up in the Interstellar Convention.
11:25
That's just a harmless cat.
11:27
Come here, kitty.
11:29
Get him off me! Get him off me!
11:31
Or I'll fucking paralyze him!
11:40
You speak well, Your Highness.
11:44
Be quiet.
11:46
How dare you?
11:52
Okay, kitty, it's time for a break.
11:54
No more playing.
12:00
So he wasn't brave at all?
12:02
Well, he had an encounter with an opposite interstellar vampire.
12:05
In fact, his partner killed the monster.
12:07
Frrka was just next to him, jumping around like a madman.
12:10
I'm sure the incident with the cat was an exception.
12:13
Otherwise, he gets along well with animals, doesn't he?
12:16
Well...
12:30
Huh?
12:35
I'll kill you!
12:37
Come here, my dear forest creature.
12:41
Don't be afraid.
12:49
I'm a little rooster.
12:51
I'm proud and strong.
12:53
I'm...
12:54
No! Don't!
12:55
Don't kill me!
12:59
Aaaah!
13:02
No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
13:05
Get ready to receive first aid.
13:09
Fighting with animals?
13:11
In short, no.
13:13
Well, at least I have style in dressing up.
13:16
Yes, when you manage to raise the right part.
13:21
Hello, is anyone here?
13:23
Please serve me.
13:25
I'm always hungry.
13:26
You're not hungry.
13:27
Where are you?
13:28
Croak, croak, croak, croak.
13:29
I need my uniform.
13:34
Croak.
13:35
Listen carefully.
13:37
I need my uniform.
13:46
Ah, pantomime.
13:47
Universal language.
13:51
It's time for graduation.
13:53
Croak.
13:55
Gorilla mask.
13:57
Grandpa Frost's uniform.
13:59
Viennese.
14:00
Mumu.
14:01
Nurse's jacket.
14:02
Ono for karate.
14:03
Do you know?
14:04
I have absolutely no idea what it is.
14:06
Smoking.
14:07
Uniform for students.
14:09
Shrouder's candle.
14:11
Listen!
14:12
I want my green uniform!
14:15
Croak, croak, croak, croak.
14:17
Thank God.
14:19
Croak, croak, croak, croak.
14:21
Croak, croak, croak, croak.
14:23
Steffek, where did you get this?
14:25
Ta-da!
14:26
Croak.
14:27
Thank you, Steffek.
14:28
You're the best.
14:32
It turned out that he went with Batman's model.
14:35
Well, he's not very fond of fashion.
14:37
I know he's a good driver.
14:38
I saw him once at a race.
14:40
The racing cars are the same, but the big, slow models are tormenting him.
14:56
I like these big things.
14:58
A man has a much better overview of the whole process.
15:02
Uh-huh.
15:03
But that's too boring.
15:05
I don't think we'll make it.
15:07
Of course we will.
15:08
These cars are designed for that.
15:11
Just watch.
15:12
I'll add a little more gas...
15:14
And here we go!
15:18
Oh no, I think we're stuck.
15:20
Don't worry, Sugar.
15:22
We'll just have to pull the cable out of the wall.
15:25
I'll direct the harpoon, which is as sharp as a razor, to the top of the wall.
15:31
And it'll pull us up.
15:33
Will that cable hold us?
15:36
Of course.
15:37
I'll direct the harpoon.
15:39
Hold on tight.
15:40
Here we go!
15:50
See?
15:51
I told you the cable would hold us.
16:00
I'm starting to feel like I'm trapped in some endless complication of my favorite secret failure.
16:06
Accidents that for whatever reason, probably time, have remained a secret to the public.
16:11
Frkas must have appeared in some other area of action.
16:15
Maybe.
16:16
He's tried everyone.
16:18
Welcome to the Intergalactic Rodeo of the Sleeping Star!
16:23
It's a great day to hunt bees.
16:25
Oh no!
16:26
The land champion Arciavich has been thrown out by the terrible Venusian astrobeat Diablo!
16:34
But don't worry, people.
16:36
The fearless Rodeo Clown is coming!
16:39
Hello, you must be Diablo.
16:41
I'm new.
16:42
But since I caught you, I have to trick you with my clown tricks.
16:46
So, here he comes!
16:50
Do you want some cookies, old man?
16:54
I'm the crazy clown!
16:57
Look at me!
16:58
I'm the boss!
17:03
Oh no!
17:04
He must have lost his vigilance!
17:06
Help!
17:10
I've always hated clowns.
17:17
I'm sorry, but I have to go!
17:20
What's wrong with him?
17:25
Captain Frkas, what do you know about cosmetics?
17:28
Nothing.
17:29
Well, this job isn't that hard.
17:31
But you have to start with that client.
17:34
I understand, boss.
17:36
Can you help me, please?
17:37
Good day, madam.
17:38
Would you like to try one of our newest products?
17:41
Maybe a little of this indelible base?
17:45
And a dose of great shine!
17:49
And last but not least, heart and perfume, water from the toilet.
17:55
What do you say, boss?
17:59
Get out of here!
18:05
Let's go, guys. We're late.
18:07
Don't worry, sir. I have everything under control.
18:11
What was that, sir?
18:13
I think you have bad eyes.
18:15
I can't see anything.
18:17
Maybe you should turn to the front.
18:20
Maybe that.
18:23
You're right.
18:24
How can anyone be so stupid?
18:27
Is that it?
18:28
Maybe these are X-ray glasses.
18:31
The ones you use to see through things.
18:34
And you told me you had astigmatism.
18:37
Where is the time when girls with glasses don't exist?
18:44
And here are the failed attempts to become a diver,
18:47
a leopard keeper, organ donor and a preparator.
18:50
And I thought he was a real hero.
18:52
Oh, no. Wait, wait.
18:54
He's not exactly for throwing.
18:56
I know he was a great hero at the college.
18:59
A great hero?
19:03
Ignatius, my brave commander told me the real story.
19:07
He went back to the past to make sure he didn't make a mistake.
19:18
Four meals a day, no sleep.
19:21
Twenty eggs, lots of protein for a good start.
19:26
I mean, lots of egg yolks.
19:29
Just like my mom used to make them.
19:45
My mom always gave me hot mayonnaise in the end.
19:52
Weak constitution, just like my mom.
19:57
I'll put the chicken on the floor.
20:00
And when it jumps, try to catch it.
20:03
I'll find a way to increase speed and coordination.
20:07
Okay, get ready.
20:13
Maybe I'll find a more aggressive chicken.
20:16
I've got you.
20:18
You scared me!
20:27
You scared me!
20:40
That explains his psychotic fear of sacraments.
20:43
Now that we've shared our different views,
20:46
I see that the chicken has blinded me a little.
20:49
I saw bravery in him, pure carelessness.
20:52
He praised ingenuity when he experienced a stroke of luck.
20:55
Man, I'm so naive.
20:58
Doctor, he knows everything.
21:00
Go to exit 7 for an emergency evacuation.
21:02
That's my flight.
21:04
Don't take it so seriously.
21:06
The chicken has its own addictive charm.
21:09
That's why I haven't let him go yet. Bye-bye!
21:12
Yes, that addictive charm.
21:15
Who knows if he's free tonight.
21:25
To be continued...
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