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Patak Frka - "Naravno, znate da to znači rat i mir" 1.dio - [HR sinkro]
Tomislav Mix
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8/27/2024
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00:00
In a time when space divides, but how would the universe survive?
00:21
Doc Dodgers of the twenty-four and one-half century
00:30
Protecting the powerless and the weak
00:37
Doc Dodgers, he's fighting tyranny
00:43
In the twenty-four and one-half century
01:14
The war between Earth and Mars lasted more than two hundred years.
01:18
But today, there is hope that this conflict could finally end.
01:23
I am Susie Zloglas.
01:25
I am Vlado Karbonite, live from the asteroid Neutralia,
01:28
where the leaders of Earth and Mars have come to sign the peace treaty.
01:33
The officials from all over the universe, including the president of the universe,
01:39
with the first lady, Mrs. Universe, have come to witness this great event.
01:42
Here is Captain Star Johnson, the secret agent of the stratosphere, Dr. Star Knows,
01:47
with his brother, psychoanalyst, Dr. Psycho Knows, and other heads of state.
01:55
And the representative of the angry red planet, the queen of tyranny from Mars.
02:00
In support of the commander of the X-2, whose rise to power has recently shone a new bright star,
02:06
the queen is a new secret agent for the peace treaty, General Z-9.
02:10
Z-9 is not only the leader of the army of Mars and the author of the peace treaty,
02:14
but also, according to the rumors, he is on his way to become a new queen's friend.
02:20
You despicable, two-faced scoundrel!
02:25
Your Majesty!
02:26
You don't like him, do you?
02:28
Oh, it's not like that, Your Majesty.
02:31
I love him, in my own way.
02:35
In a way I can't wait to scare him to death!
02:40
Episode 2
02:45
Where are the Nalivers?
02:49
Frrkar, where are you?
03:00
You're really not far, are you?
03:02
You had to stop in the middle of the ocean.
03:04
That's an open joke.
03:06
Listen to me, son, and then I'll hit you with a hammer.
03:09
That's a real blow.
03:11
Maybe.
03:12
You shouldn't have called the commander a banana-bearing Australian stupid-head.
03:27
Frrkar, where did you get those cursed Nalivers?
03:30
Here they are, Doctor.
03:32
Run, boyar, run!
03:37
Episode 3
03:39
Here we are again.
03:41
When they sign the agreement, we won't have many enemies left.
03:44
There will be peace in the universe.
03:46
Won't it be fantastic?
03:48
Won't it be, um, won't it be beautiful?
03:51
Probably.
03:52
But if there is peace, Skreša will wake up for defense.
03:55
There will be a refusal to reduce expenses.
03:57
Oh, they're out of work.
03:59
I'll kick their asses.
04:01
They'll have to accept any poor official job.
04:07
Check the exhaust fumes on the stickers.
04:11
Watch out!
04:13
A peaceful defeat could be a problem in a small black hole.
04:18
Episode 4
04:36
What did you say?
04:38
What did you say?
04:39
Do you want to stay in this country?
04:41
Our people are freezing.
04:43
No doubt, Frrkar.
04:45
We've always been freezing.
04:48
We've always been dreaming.
04:51
I said freezing, you idiot!
04:54
Where am I? I don't like it.
05:03
Let's start signing.
05:11
What?
05:16
Episode 5
05:25
Maybe I overdid it a bit.
05:34
This is blood, shame.
05:37
Of course you know that it means war.
05:41
And where did I hear that before?
05:46
I think we should continue fighting in space.
05:50
He's always ready to go through the stars.
05:57
What's wrong, you idiot?
05:59
I hope he'll come back with a good reason.
06:02
Star Johnson sent me to explore the gap between Earth and Mars.
06:06
That Johnson always gets good tasks.
06:09
In the meantime, the secret agent of our planet, Edo Metlic,
06:13
is investigating what went wrong.
06:16
I'll chase the pervert who's responsible for that fiasco,
06:19
and he'll pay for it!
06:21
The investigation is a secret.
06:23
Edo Metlic was taken to Nostrilia 10.
06:29
Then the locals managed to trace some traces.
06:32
Which led us to the unexpected path we're on today.
06:36
Open, Frrkar!
06:38
Segert, start the engines!
06:40
And blow us up!
06:42
But why, Captain?
06:44
We know you're inside!
06:46
I'm afraid I'll leave you without a job.
06:48
I'll sabotage you!
06:52
Sabotage me?
06:53
Save me, Segert!
06:54
Is this your duty as a subordinate in a spaceship?
07:01
Oh, no!
07:09
Don't worry, Frrkar, boss.
07:11
I won't make any mistakes.
07:13
I'm sure he'll look through my fingers.
07:17
You're a friend.
07:22
Really?
07:23
Don't worry.
07:24
I'll keep my mouth shut.
07:33
Well, Frrkar, I accuse you of...
07:35
He did it!
07:39
Take him away.
07:41
Thank you for holding my rod!
07:44
Beautiful!
07:46
I knew I'd forgotten something!
07:48
Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid!
07:57
Peace in the court!
08:00
The Space Preparatory Committee is accused of intergalactic sabotage.
08:05
The Preparatory Committee is accused of intergalactic sabotage.
08:09
The Preparatory Committee is accused of intergalactic sabotage.
08:12
The Preparatory Committee is accused of intergalactic sabotage.
08:20
What are you doing?
08:22
You're wrong!
08:23
You're really wrong!
08:25
I'm asking for your forgiveness and a word of advice!
08:30
I admit it!
08:36
I admit it!
08:37
I tried to seduce that pig.
08:40
Did he listen to me?
08:41
No, because he's a hard-headed pig.
08:44
Oh, yes, my dears.
08:46
That pig went to get the ingredients for his basement.
08:50
And then...
08:52
That pig stayed at home!
08:54
And cooked food!
08:56
Every evening, that pig ate...
08:59
Schnitzel with mashed potatoes!
09:01
Chocolate pudding!
09:02
And corn flakes!
09:04
Did that pig have a daily exercise to burn calories?
09:07
No.
09:08
That pig didn't.
09:10
And now he's begging for mercy?
09:13
Well, I order that that pig
09:16
can carry his weight in his basement!
09:28
Thank you for the excellent defense, boss!
09:31
Defense?
09:32
Exactly!
09:33
Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid!
09:37
Come on, Frrk!
09:39
She's such a dynamic person
09:41
who can save the world from defeat!
09:45
My queen,
09:46
Star Johnson has arrived from Earth.
09:48
Your Majesty,
09:50
I'm here to negotiate peace.
09:53
All right.
09:54
But not with you, Johnson.
09:56
We'll negotiate only with her.
09:59
Welcome back, Frrk.
10:08
Welcome to the exiled colony
10:10
of Wong Ton-O-Gwan-O-Bay!
10:13
No!
10:14
Get to know your new enemy,
10:16
the destroyer Andromeda!
10:18
Oh, little pig, little pig!
10:22
Finally, I've got you!
10:26
That's the end of the story!
10:45
Since the preparers left,
10:47
I feel absolutely free!
10:50
Excellent news, Frrk!
10:51
You got a miss!
10:53
Because of a few days of mediation
10:55
and because of your recent
10:57
incredible speech in court,
10:59
you've been promoted to the rank of
11:01
the back-up admiral!
11:03
Ha-ha!
11:04
A higher salary,
11:05
more personal assistance,
11:07
and a crazy costume with a funny face!
11:09
Your promotion required
11:11
a top-notch Mars combination
11:13
for the general Z-9.
11:18
I'm so glad
11:20
that I'll be working with you, Frrk.
11:22
Me too, Your Majesty.
11:24
See you tomorrow on Mars,
11:26
when we'll sign a peace treaty
11:28
between our two worlds.
11:30
I thought it was a star, Joyce!
11:32
General Z-9 is asking for you, Frrk.
11:34
See you tomorrow, Admiral.
11:36
Best regards.
11:38
You too.
11:40
These are the codes of the Earth's
11:41
Satellite Defense Shield.
11:43
You'll find them on Mars
11:44
only after the treaty is signed.
11:47
The fate of the world is in your hands.
11:50
Your faith in me gives me strength.
12:00
Hi, Putin's Agency.
12:02
Give me a map of your next flight
12:04
to Alpha Centauri.
12:06
Just one direction.
12:14
What's that?
12:16
A video message for the advisor?
12:19
The interplanetary campaign is going according to plan.
12:22
That Earthling is an imbecile
12:25
who will sell his planet to me.
12:28
When I capture the Queen of Mars,
12:31
both worlds will soon be ours.
12:34
That's right, Saturn.
12:36
Z-9 is a traitor.
12:43
What's this?
12:45
The Earthling played a spy?
12:50
That's not fair, Johnson.
12:52
We'll have to come up with a special card.
13:16
Thank you for holding the bar, boss!
13:18
Thank you for holding the bar, boss!
13:20
Thank you for holding the bar, boss!
13:39
Where's my hat?
13:45
Where's my hat?
13:55
What's going on?
13:57
What's going on?
14:09
Hello?
14:11
Hello?
14:13
What's going on?
14:23
Help me, please, Doctor.
14:25
I can't sleep.
14:27
I've been watching the 350-year-old
14:29
Sabrina Teenager News reprise all night.
14:32
I can't stop worrying about what to do.
14:36
Do you know why you're angry?
14:39
No, I mean Sabrina.
14:41
I bumped into Melissa John-Hart.
14:43
She's angry with herself.
14:45
That's a little strange.
14:49
We're going to connect our thoughts
14:51
with this device.
14:53
I'll try to find out who's bothering you.
15:05
Girls?
15:07
Women?
15:08
Children?
15:09
Melissa John-Hart?
15:14
Am I stupid?
15:16
I betrayed my best friend
15:18
and now she's paying for my crime.
15:20
Cats?
15:21
Stasis?
15:22
Men?
15:23
Girls?
15:24
Girls?
15:25
Girls?
15:26
Girls?
15:27
Girls again?
15:29
I know what your problem is.
15:31
I know, I need a girlfriend.
15:33
Besides, you won't enjoy your new life
15:36
until you help your best friend.
15:38
Your best friend?
15:39
Do you know what that old man is talking about?
15:42
I don't know, old man.
15:49
Look at that little pig.
15:53
Where's that drink, you little pig?
15:59
100 years from now.
16:01
Not tomorrow.
16:02
I'll eat toast.
16:03
Fried toast.
16:04
I'll drink toast.
16:05
I'll drink toast.
16:06
I'll drink vodka.
16:07
I'll drink vodka.
16:08
I'll drink vodka.
16:09
I'll drink vodka.
16:10
And salt.
16:11
Come on, come on, let's eat.
16:14
jas...
16:15
jesins?
16:20
The pig's not ramen, old man.
16:23
He's lost his mind.
16:25
You didn't want peace.
16:27
This agreement was just make-believe.
16:29
And it's a make-believe.
16:32
And when I get my plans blocked from working,
16:35
The power of the universe will conquer the Earth.
16:38
The Queen won't give it to you.
16:40
The Queen will do everything I say.
16:42
Or she won't be the Queen for long.
16:47
To conclude, you're a self-maniacal bipolar narcissist
16:52
and a pathological liar with sociopathic tendencies.
16:55
Tell me the truth, Doctor. I can help you.
16:57
But there's still hope to cure you.
16:59
I'll try a controversial form of shock therapy
17:01
that the Galactic Food and Drug Administration hasn't approved yet.
17:06
Hey, I think I've got it.
17:09
I want to be able to live with myself forever.
17:12
I have to save my best friend from the whole galaxy.
17:18
Him.
17:25
Did you hear that?
17:28
I'll follow you if you don't want to live.
17:32
Your Majesty, to arms!
17:34
In great danger!
17:41
Commander, I'm afraid you've become a burden to us.
17:44
Atomicize him.
17:48
It's not true!
17:56
General, I order you to explain to me right away
17:59
what's going on here.
18:02
I don't think you'll order me around anymore,
18:05
Your Majesty.
18:29
I have to go.
18:48
Watch out.
18:49
I've only been admiral for two days
18:51
and look what happened to my ship!
18:54
Hey, Samuel!
18:56
Grab a me car
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