Henry's Cat Henry’s Cat S04 E002 The Birthday Caper

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00:00You must have seen the movie. You must have read the book.

00:05He's a mellow yellow feline, so take a second look.

00:10He knows everything about nothing, and not too much about that.

00:15So if you know someone who knows what he knows, then you must know Henry's cat.

00:22Henry's cat looked out of the window.

00:24Oh, why doesn't something exciting happen, he thought to himself.

00:29Hardly had a thought left his mind when there was a... on the door.

00:34When he opened it, there was no one there.

00:37Then, suddenly, someone gave him a kiss-kiss and said...

00:41Oh, this is a kiss-o-gram, happy birthday!

00:45Before Henry's cat could regain his composure, a frightening figure howled...

00:51Oh, this is a ghost-o-gram, happy birthday!

01:00He was wondering what was going to happen next, and he soon found out.

01:05Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you!

01:11Happy birthday, Henry's cat! Happy birthday to you!

01:16Oh, what sort of happy birthday is this? inquired Henry's cat.

01:21Oh, it's a joke! It's a joke! For your birthday! said Chris Rabbit.

01:26Oh, it's a funny sort of joke, said Henry's cat.

01:30By which I mean it's an unfunny sort of joke.

01:34And anyway, my birthday is not till tomorrow, so then...

01:39I think we've upset him! I think we've upset him! said Chris Rabbit.

01:45Never had a truer word been spoken. Henry's cat was furious.

01:50Oh, I'll never speak to any of them again, and I'll tell them so right away!

01:56Still in a furious mood, Henry's cat took his breakfast of custard and chips and watched television.

02:03The program was about famous film stars in Hollywood who had started off in ordinary jobs.

02:08Texas Joe Yonkers, the famous cowboy star, had once been a peanut seller at football games.

02:14And Minnie Moomar, the romantic heroine loved by millions, had once been an egg cup tester in a hen factory.

02:23Henry's cat had a sudden thought. If they could go to Hollywood and become stars, so could he!

02:30You know that I could be a star. I'm not a freak who isn't unique.

02:35With my ultra-perfect physique, I'd show them what my talent is.

02:39I know that I could be a star. I could sing about anything.

02:43Just like Altinatra or Bing, all I need is my guitar.

02:47Yes, I could be a star. I could dance with Penny Lamar if they gave me...

02:54I could jump just like Superman. I could also do the splits like Stan put it on the Ritz.

03:00I could be the king of Hollywood, of Odeotodo.

03:05I could be a star, making all my muscles ache.

03:09If you look wet and in a swamp lake, yes, I could stand the pain.

03:12You know that I could be a star.

03:15Look back and show me beyond. I could really hog the screen-o.

03:20I could be a star. With my jumps, I'd really go far.

03:24If they gave me...

03:26I could jump.

03:28My hairstyle would be grander with more fruit in common, Miranda.

03:32I could be the king of Hollywood, of Odeotodo.

03:37I could be a star. It's my destiny to succeed.

03:41Every movie mogul's agreed.

03:43That yellow fellow has judged, you know.

03:46I'm certainly a property and possibly top of the trade.

03:53I could be very hot indeed again.

03:57I just might go and be a star.

04:05Henry's cat made a decision.

04:07His future lay before his past and all those friends who had upset him would be forgotten.

04:12He wrote a postcard to Hollywood.

04:14Oh, dear Hollywood, I will be arriving soonest.

04:19Please have everything ready. Love, Henry's cat.

04:23Then, putting on his sunglasses, everybody in Hollywood wears sunglasses,

04:28he caught the number nine helibus to Los Angeles.

04:35Unfortunately, no one was there to greet him.

04:39Perhaps he had got off at the wrong bus stop.

04:41However, he soon saw a film studio and joined a queue of eager-looking extras.

04:54Yeah, we need two big ones and a small bouncy one.

04:58You, you and you, go and get made up.

05:03Well, Henry's cat had an axe put in his head and arrows and knives stuck in him.

05:08He was to be part of a cowboy's and Indian's film.

05:17Cut. Credit.

05:19Next shot.

05:23Action.

05:24Credit. Next shot.

05:29Action.

05:37Cut. Yeah, great, great. Next shot.

05:42This turned out to be the death of Lord Nelson.

05:45He was told to salute as the ship went down.

05:48Henry's cat was just going down for the third time when he was fished out.

05:52He flopped down, not knowing what was happening,

05:54which was probably just as well, as someone then put a crash helmet on him.

06:00Well, he was fired from a cannon

06:06and caught by a man on the flying trapeze,

06:08who then dropped him onto a slippery floor.

06:12A very bewildered, bedraggled and bruised Henry's cat

06:17made his way to the film office.

06:19The producer gave him lots of money and said,

06:22Hey, great rehearsal, man.

06:26Tomorrow, we do it for real.

06:30Henry's cat realized that he had gone into the stuntsman's office by mistake.

06:35Oh, dear.

06:37That's one stunt I won't pull again.

06:40I'll have to find fame and fortune some other way.

06:44Well, another way soon presented itself.

06:47This looked like just the right sort of thing for expressing Henry's cat's talents.

06:54Okay, everybody.

06:56I have all your names on this list.

06:59And on this list, I have all your names.

07:05And on this list, I have all the famous stars' names.

07:10Over there is a box of clothes and make-up.

07:15And the first star is...

07:19Charlie Chaplin!

07:25They were all so good, it was difficult to choose between them.

07:30And their next look-alike is...

07:37Mickey Mouse!

07:44Again, they were all so good, it was difficult to tell them from the real film star.

07:50The presenter was just about to announce the name of the next famous film star when he sneezed.

07:59And dropped his papers.

08:02Unfortunately, he read out the wrong one by mistake.

08:06And instead of a film star, he called out a contestant.

08:10And the next famous film star is...

08:16Henry's cat!

08:21Henry's cat just stood there looking bewildered.

08:30And now, for the winner.

08:33Yes, yes, the winner by a short head and a large stomach is...

08:41Henry's cat!

08:50Oh yeah? Is that so?

08:53Well, I say he's no film star.

08:57He's no film star. I ain't never heard of him.

09:02Well, the presenter didn't want to look silly on TV, so he quickly made up something about Henry's cat.

09:11Well sir, not only is Henry's cat a fine example of a Henry's cat look-alike, he's also a real Henry's cat in his spare time.

09:19And he comes from Europe and England, where he is very famous anonymously, because he's shy.

09:28Very soon, everyone in America knew of Henry's cat.

09:31To say nothing of Kenny Kiddly, the cuddly toy manufacturer.

09:36Hey listen everybody, I got this great idea.

09:39I'm gonna make Henry's cat look-alike masks.

09:43Very soon, everybody in the United States will be wearing them.

09:58Then one day, something terrible happened.

10:01Someone had traced Henry's cat's ancestry, and discovered he was not, and never had been, a famous film star.

10:09He was immediately arrested for false impersonation of himself, and taken to court.

10:16Then, he had a bright idea.

10:19Why can't I call all my friends? They know who I am.

10:24The judge thought it was a good idea, but the judge was wrong.

10:28He wanted to make Henry's cat look like a Henry's cat.

10:31So he made Henry's cat look like a Henry's cat.

10:34And he made Henry's cat look like a Henry's cat.

10:37And he made Henry's cat look like a Henry's cat.

10:40Why can't I call all my friends? They know who I am.

10:44The judge thought it was a good idea too, and immediately sent for Henry's cat's friends as witnesses.

10:50They went straight into court to identify him.

10:54Oh, can you prove that your friend Henry's cat is in fact Henry's cat, and not a look-alike of himself?

11:05Said the judge.

11:07Oh, that's easy, that's easy, said Chris Rabbit.

11:10There are lots of look-alikes, but there's only one eat-alike.

11:13No one can eat like Henry's cat, except Henry's cat.

11:17Oh, wow, very well.

11:20I want all you Henry's cats to eat a large pudding, said the judge.

11:28Of course, the real Henry's cat was eating long after all the others and began to feel ill.

11:33The proof of the eating was in the pudding.

11:36A fatter and happier cat left the court with compensation for mistaken identity.

11:42All the newspaper men were there, and people from television.

11:46Everybody in Hollywood followed the story.

11:49A famous film producer thought the story would make a good film,

11:54A famous film producer thought the story would make a good film,

11:57and offered Henry's cat a contract.

12:00Oh, that's funny.

12:02I came to Hollywood to become rich and famous,

12:05but it only happened when my friends came with me.

12:09Henry's cat and his friends were photographed by famous stars.

12:14They made a film together.

12:16All was forgiven.

12:18Henry's cat would never leave his friends again.

12:21And that is the true story of how Henry's cat became a famous film star.

12:26Only the facts have been altered to protect the innocent.

12:30Well, they all returned to Europe and England, happier for their experience.

12:34Henry's cat got out a look-alike mask and said,

12:37Oh, wow, you can fool some of the people all of the time,

12:42and all of the people some of the time,

12:45but you can't fool friends.

12:48Which reminds me, I still have a birthday party to use up.

12:53Sous-titres par Jean-Luc Coulon

13:23Sous-titres par Jean-Luc Coulon

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