Henry's Cat Henry’s Cat S04 E003 The Funny Feeling

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00:00Henry's Cat was watching a very interesting program on television.

00:27It was all about famous doctors who discovered cures for rare diseases.

00:31There was Dr. Zach McCaskill, who invented a cure for athlete's nose.

00:37Dr. Stig Ramsbottom, who invented a cure for the wandering moustache.

00:50And Dr. Klaus De Vindo, who invented a cure for the common headache.

00:55The next famous person was Dr. Jill McGringe, who found a cure for falling hair.

01:00For many years, people who suffered with falling hair had to walk around with hats over their heads,

01:05or wear a large net around their necks.

01:08In very bad cases, they had to stick their hair down with glue,

01:13which was good for the hair, but not so good for the hats.

01:18Dr. Jill McGringe invented magnetic hair oil,

01:21so that the user could catch falling hair on little magnets designed like earrings.

01:26This invention made her fortune.

01:30In 1857, a very strange thing happened.

01:33People walking along suddenly found their feet started to point outwards, and then backwards.

01:39It was unexplainable, and very inconvenient to say the least.

01:43The eminent Dr. Pfitzenhausen invented the hopshoe, which kept both feet from turning sideways.

01:49He discovered the condition was caused by people putting bird seed in seed cake.

01:53This made feet think they were wings.

01:55The epidemic was defeated, or rather, de-footed, and no more feet got out of hand.

02:03Dr. Pfitzenhausen died a wealthy man.

02:05Another rare disease was the dreaded burps.

02:08Here we see Dr. Urkel von Frommp pointing to a patient.

02:12This disease could be dangerous in a crowd.

02:20Dr. Urkel von Frommp tracked the cause of the burps down to eating too many beans, saying,

02:26Beans means burps, and invented the indigestion tablet,

02:31which is regarded as the turning point of civilization as we know it.

02:35He was decorated, corrugated, and renovated by the king,

02:39and given the George cross, the Bambury cross, the hot cross, and two buns.

02:45The first man in history to achieve such a distinction.

02:48His invention made him rich and famous.

02:52Rich and famous.

02:54The words struck home to Henry's cat.

02:57Ow, why can't I discover a cure for a rare disease and become rich and famous?

03:03As he thought about it, he drifted off into a fantasy and imagined himself as a famous doctor.

03:09Dr. Henry's cat, PhD, DSO, and bar.

03:15Ow, next patient, please.

03:18Sit down and cross your legs, please.

03:28Ow, you're just a bit out of tune.

03:31Eat some tuna fish with this tuning fork.

03:33Why tuna fish?

03:35Because it's got scales.

03:37Next patient, please.

03:39Ow, what's the matter with you?

03:41Eh, I keep feeling funny.

03:44Ow, do you mean funny-odd or funny-ha-ha?

03:47Eh, I don't know. It's a bit of both.

03:51My hair's gone all funny, and I keep doing this.

04:02Henry's cat realized that Mosey Mouse had caught a rare disease known as clownitis,

04:09for which there is no known cure.

04:11It would get worse.

04:15Mosey Mouse would soon become a menace to society.

04:21And eventually would be fit for nothing except party political broadcast.

04:25It was a fate too terrible to think about.

04:28Henry's cat gave Mosey Mouse a TV magazine and said,

04:31Ow, take this and watch the weather forecast three times a day after meals.

04:36It will dampen your spirits till we find a cure.

04:39Henry's cat knew there was no time to be lost.

04:42There could soon be an epidemic of clownitis.

04:45It was no laughing matter.

04:47He sat up day and night, only sleeping between naps,

04:51so that he could study all that was known about clownitis.

04:55The first known case of this rare disease was found in the rainforests of South America.

05:02It was caused by the juice of the sacred moo-moo fruit, a sort of furry banana.

05:08Once a year on midsummer's night, it would suddenly become ripe,

05:12and with a loud pop, it would scatter its seeds.

05:15The natives considered it a good omen if they were hit by the fruit.

05:19It meant the gods liked you.

05:21They would take the fruit back to their village, boil it and drink the juice.

05:26And then they would dance and throw moo-moo fruit at each other as a sign of good luck.

05:33Jungle explorers witnessing this strange rite were mystified.

05:37But on being hit by the moo-moo fruit and tasting its exotic flavour,

05:41they soon succumbed to its strange effects.

05:47A year later on midsummer's day, both explorers felt funny.

05:51Funny ha-ha, that is.

05:53And as the moo-moo fruit ripened 10,000 miles away,

05:57its effects tingled in their blood.

06:00Oh, very interesting.

06:03It looks as if Mousy Mouse had drunk some moo-moo juice,

06:07because today is midsummer's day.

06:10And just to check, he turned on his television set to watch the news.

06:14Ahem, here is a newsflash.

06:17It has been reported that an outbreak of clownitis,

06:20a rare disease, is sweeping the country.

06:22This has resulted in a severe shortage of medicine.

06:25And here's another newsflash.

06:28The Prime Minister says that everything is under control and there is no need to panic.

06:32And his cat realised there was no time to lose.

06:35Things were getting serious.

06:37He quickly put on his jungle outfit and caught the first heli-bus to South America.

06:43Henry's cat checked his map.

06:46To get to the moo-moo fruit meant passing through the lost city of Rocky Tocky.

06:50This was very dangerous as the sacred gods who guarded the moo-moo fruit lived there.

06:55Luckily, Henry's cat had his disguise outfit.

06:58He quickly changed.

07:00And here's another newsflash.

07:02The Prime Minister says that there is no time to lose.

07:05Things are getting serious.

07:08Ow, I expect they're all on holiday.

07:11Ow, I'm in luck, he thought.

07:13But just as he was about to unpack his lunch,

07:16he was taken by surprise by the natives.

07:23Henry's cat realised there was no time to lose.

07:26He quickly put on his jungle outfit and caught the first heli-bus to South America.

07:30This was very dangerous as the sacred gods who guarded the moo-moo fruit lived there.

07:34And here's another newsflash.

07:36Henry's cat realised there was no time to lose.

07:39He quickly changed.

07:41And here's another newsflash.

07:43Henry's cat realised there was no time to lose.

07:46He quickly put on his jungle outfit and caught the first heli-bus to South America.

07:50This was very dangerous as the sacred gods who guarded the moo-moo fruit lived there.

07:54He quickly changed.

07:56And here's another newsflash.

07:58Henry's cat realised there was no time to lose.

08:01May the God of Dove Who Comes To Learn Our Secrets...

08:04To the gods!

08:07Well...Henry's cat ended up inside the gods head.

08:11Which turned out to be a huge laboratory.

08:14As his eyes got used to the dark,

08:17He noticed a strange figure operating the machine.

08:20Henry's cat seemed to recognise that face.

08:23The evil leering grin, the maniac's eyes.

08:26It struck a chord.

08:28He cast his mind back.

08:29Oui, il n'y avait que Rumbaba, le tricheur de confiance, cherché par les policiers dans le monde entier.

08:35Et maintenant, en se cachant dans la jungle, tout commençait à s'accumuler.

08:40Il s'est vite caché derrière des sacs de paquets et a regardé attentivement.

08:43Les natifs ont emporté des fruits Moumou sur la langue du dieu.

08:50Puis, quand Rumbaba a appuyé sur un bouton,

08:54tous les fruits Moumou ont été tapis dans une boîte,

08:56et Rumbaba a tapé dans la machine.

09:01Et à l'autre bouton, des bouteilles sont arrivées.

09:05Henry le chat a pris une bouteille et a lu le label.

09:08Il a dit, la sauce tomate d'Aunt Edna.

09:12Délicieuse sur des cabages de coussure crue, des cornflakes marzipan et des sandwiches de soupe de banane.

09:18Ça a l'air d'être quelque chose que Henry le chat mangerait.

09:21Il a pris le dessus et l'a dégusté.

09:23C'était pas de la sauce tomate du tout,

09:26mais un jus de Moumou concentré.

09:30C'était la source de la planitis.

09:33Henry le chat s'est rendu compte que C'était une mauvaise planique.

09:36Et Rumbaba était derrière.

09:39Il était aussi derrière Henry le chat.

09:43Bébébé, mon petit ami jaune curieux,

09:47je pense que je t'ai touché sur le zihop. Bébébé.

09:50Henry's Cat stamped on Rum Bar Bar's foot very hard.

09:55Hehehehehehe, hehehehehehe, hehehehehehe, hehehehe.

10:00Oh, I think I've caught you on the hot, Rum Bar Bar, chuckled Henry's Cat.

10:05Rum Bar Bar was powerless to stop Henry's Cat pouring Moo Moo juice into his open mouth.

10:10Well, the concentrated juice did to Rum Bar Bar what he had done to others.

10:15It was poetic justice.

10:16Les symptômes de clownitis s'affectent rapidement.

10:24Hamish Cat n'a pas perdu de temps.

10:26Il a facilement capturé Rumbaba

10:27en lui faisant tomber dans un trou dans un sac.

10:32Ensuite, il a changé la machine qui faisait fonctionner le dieu.

10:35En regardant son livre de phrases de Bokki Tokki, il a dit...

10:39Au, on, chong, wigga, bong, oochie, boochie, boo, bah.

10:45Ce qui signifie que tout le monde prend le reste du jour pour aller voir des photos.

10:49Ensuite, en cherchant dans les livres de Rumbaba,

10:52il a trouvé exactement ce qu'il cherchait.

10:54Rumbaba's evil plan pour devenir...

10:59Maître du monde.

11:01Rumbaba avait découvert une cure secrète pour la clownitis.

11:05Et avec ça, il a plané de gouverner le monde.

11:08Hamish Cat a examiné les plans.

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11:40Les troupes vont se déplacer partout

11:46Les parachutistes avec des saut de siphons

11:48Et les armes avec des tic-tacs

11:53Et les coussins de Whoopi

11:58Ensuite, nous avons les roquettes envoyées partout

12:01Avec des casquettes supersoniques

12:04Et seulement moi, je peux arrêter ça !

12:08Henry le chat a réalisé qu'il devait travailler vite pour arrêter la propagation de la clownitis

12:12Il a rapidement mis des caquettes sur chaque boîte de cure de clownitis

12:15Et les a envoyées à la maison, immédiatement par mail natif

12:23Henry le chat n'avait qu'une seule caquette

12:25Oh, maintenant où est-ce que je peux mettre celui-là ?

12:28Henry le chat a mis la dernière caquette dans un sac avec de la rhum barbare

12:30Et l'a envoyée à Sibérie

12:32Ensuite, en mettant sur ses roquettes

12:34Il a vite retourné dans la jungle

12:36Et il avait juste l'occasion d'attraper le dernier hélibus à la maison

12:42Il est revenu à la maison des héros

12:47Tout le monde a bientôt été curé

12:49Et Henry le chat est devenu riche et célèbre

12:51Comme il l'avait toujours voulu être

12:53Mais, malgré tout, ce n'était qu'un autre rêve

12:55Ah, bien, au moins je n'ai pas de clownitis

12:58Il a pensé à lui-même

13:23Sous-titres réalisés para la communauté d'Amara.org

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