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00:00 Ladies and gentlemen, we have heard that Pakistan is one of the few countries
00:03 where climate change will have a very bad impact.
00:06 And this is absolutely true.
00:08 We have been seeing that every year our crops are being affected by it, floods are coming.
00:13 And these floods are especially gulfs, due to which floods come suddenly.
00:18 Any river or lake that overflows.
00:22 It is very important that we think about this country from a political point of view,
00:27 think about education, think about the medical side,
00:30 think about how we have to give our children a climate.
00:33 10% of wheat has come down, its production is not good.
00:37 In a very short time, because small crops are made,
00:40 the yield is not good.
00:42 Mangoes, which used to be the crown of our heads,
00:44 30% reduction in that.
00:46 Along with that, you have seen in Pakistan,
00:48 a city like Lahore has been declared the most polluted city in the world.
00:52 This is absolutely right, because our index of air pollution was at the top.
00:58 So we have to think about how to save Pakistan from climate change in the next 10 years.
01:05 In this regard, the panel producers who have brought them to me,
01:08 the first one is Madam ji.
01:10 Excuse me, what?
01:12 Madam ji.
01:13 What did you just call me, Jani?
01:14 Madam ji.
01:15 I am not.
01:16 And what's Jani?
01:18 That's what I was about to tell you, you need to address me as Jani.
01:22 Madam, call me Jani Jani.
01:25 I would refrain from calling you that.
01:27 Is your job at stake if you call me Jani Jani?
01:29 No, no, no, actually I think it's a bad omen, should I call you J?
01:32 J, okay fine, J dot then.
01:34 The more she speaks English, she can't do social work in Punjab.
01:40 Okay, you sit there, you are coming out of the TV.
01:43 The madam who is with us, she says that she runs an NGO,
01:47 which works on climate change.
01:48 She is Khushk Abar Alood, he is a poet and a climate expert.
01:56 We have invited him today, thank you for coming.
01:59 Thank you.
02:00 The third panelist is a Bhatta owner.
02:04 Wow, he is the one who has the Bhatta.
02:07 He is a big part of this, because he doesn't use scrubbers,
02:11 filters, zigzag Bhattas,
02:14 which causes smoke and ruins the environment.
02:17 So, because we have the madam with us, Khushk Abar Alood.
02:20 I have explained ten times.
02:21 You should talk to him, otherwise he will take the show.
02:26 We have come to this show to talk to you.
02:28 The real problem is ours.
02:30 Yes, yes.
02:30 And yours.
02:31 Yes, yes.
02:32 And ours.
02:33 Yes, yes.
02:33 And yours.
02:34 He is the Bhatta owner, what is his name?
02:36 His name is Shameem Pakka.
02:38 If he had to fight for the filter, he would have smoked cigarettes.
02:44 I want to say that till he..
02:46 I have asked you what you want to say.
02:48 Okay, go ahead.
02:50 So, I will start with Shameem Pakka.
02:53 Shameem Pakka, what have you done on your Bhatta
02:57 that reduces the smoke and pollution?
03:00 Mr. Arun, forget him.
03:01 You came to the Bhatta and got a good tea.
03:04 He left the filter and got a new wife.
03:07 Mr. Arun, he seems to be very sincere.
03:10 Why?
03:10 He is looking at the Bhatta and thinks that the mother is fine.
03:14 You don't talk, I have already brought Rs. 10 lakhs from the Bhatta.
03:18 Okay, we will start.
03:19 First tell us, have you done anything about it?
03:21 We are doing everything.
03:23 I check the filter three times before going to the Bhatta.
03:28 What else should I do?
03:29 Actually, Mr. Arun..
03:29 Yes, Mr. Arun, listen to me.
03:31 If you want to talk, then we will leave.
03:34 You tell us, what is the weather like in Pakistan?
03:36 Actually, Mr. Arun, Lahore is number one in pollution.
03:41 Is this a new thing?
03:43 So, there should be a clap for Lahore.
03:45 Around my house..
03:48 I didn't even finish my talk.
03:50 I was just talking.
03:52 Listen to me.
03:54 Okay, you tell us, what do you suggest?
03:56 Actually, it is the fault of the people who roast the sticks.
04:00 Sticks.
04:01 Sticks.
04:02 The weather is so..
04:05 I mean, every person is sick.
04:07 Even my own children are sick.
04:09 I have to take small medicines, otherwise they get sick.
04:11 They get sick.
04:12 You tell us, what is the solution?
04:14 To conserve the environment, you need three Rs.
04:18 Which Rs?
04:19 Reuse, recycle and refuse.
04:22 The air around my house is so fresh and breathable..
04:28 Just hold on.
04:29 Hello.
04:30 If you want to throw the garbage, throw it in the next plot.
04:33 Tie it like this.
04:34 Yes, that's right.
04:36 Mr. Arun, what do people like Ms. J know about social work?
04:40 There are air purifiers in your house.
04:42 Yes, and nowadays, if a person can afford it,
04:46 if he can't afford it, then someone should support him.
04:49 People who have breathing problems, asthma and other things,
04:53 especially people with asthma,
04:54 should keep air purifiers in their rooms in Lahore.
04:58 Where do you get it? I am from Lahore.
04:59 I have an issue.
05:01 Tell me the good news.
05:02 In our Sintas Agreement,
05:04 India will not make storage on Chenab.
05:08 If someone wants to build a dam on the river, he can.
05:11 So, they have started building storage everywhere.
05:13 And they use NX3.
05:15 What would you like to say about NX3?
05:17 I would like to say that NX3 is ready.
05:21 We should build a dam.
05:24 Now, the dam is here.
05:25 All our glaciers melt.
05:30 Yes.
05:30 We waste water every year.
05:32 Yes.
05:33 If the dam is ready, everyone can bathe in it.
05:36 I think the dam is a bathhouse.
05:38 I think you should build a shed before the dam.
05:42 You are a kid of a dam.
05:43 Actually, kids from naughty neighbourhoods,
05:50 they do a lot.
05:51 They don't build sheds.
05:52 They just use water shoppers.
05:54 They use a sieve to filter the water.
05:58 Haroon, why are these dams in the Gunjan Abad area?
06:02 We have built them.
06:03 If they were in the city, it would have been worse.
06:05 These dams are not built in the Gunjan Abad area.
06:08 The population is increasing.
06:10 It has reached the places where there were factories.
06:15 Yes, the population has increased.
06:16 Control the population.
06:18 How many people will live in Lahore?
06:21 Actually, smog should not come to Lahore.
06:24 Smog should not come to Pakistan.
06:26 Tell us about the prevention.
06:28 If it has come, we should welcome it.
06:29 Yes.
06:30 We should welcome it.
06:32 We just pray.
06:33 God, please help us.
06:34 God, where will we go?
06:36 If it comes, we should welcome it.
06:38 I get angry.
06:39 Okay, you stay inside.
06:40 One second, hold on.
06:41 Acid rain.
06:42 Hello.
06:43 If the place is full of garbage,
06:46 then spray oil and light a fire.
06:48 This is the thing.
06:49 Oh my God.
06:50 Point taken.
06:51 What would you say about this dry grave?
06:53 The use of chlorofluorocarbon.
06:56 Let this chlorofluorocarbon remain chlorofluorocarbon.
06:59 I would like to ask you, Shameen.
07:02 People mix global warming and climate change.
07:09 What is the difference?
07:10 Sir, when we put bricks on the ground,
07:12 and we keep them under the ground at a high price,
07:15 this kind of improvement.
07:16 You can go around the ground.
07:18 He has come to call us.
07:19 He is not coming to talk.
07:20 Tell me when you are firing your producer.
07:23 Tell me, what effects will environmental change have
07:27 by controlling population?
07:29 I have to tell you this much.
07:30 You tell me.
07:32 It is easy to control the population.
07:35 How?
07:35 I have only 12 children.
07:37 Look, I have controlled it.
07:38 And all of them are old men.
07:40 Where are the children?
07:42 He has seen it.
07:43 Open your eyes.
07:44 He has seen all of them.
07:44 Mr. Mahir Moismiyaat, my question to you is that
07:48 in this economy,
07:49 to raise 12 children,
07:51 such a high salary should be there.
07:52 Then see what is the result.
07:54 I feel so disgusted because of this.
07:57 Disgusted.
07:58 That they give birth to a new baby every year.
08:01 You tell me, where is the population going?
08:03 Okay, so you think educated people don't do this?
08:05 They don't do this at all.
08:06 How many children do you have?
08:08 Just 15.
08:09 Brother, the first child you have,
08:10 if he leaves school,
08:12 the last one goes on leave.
08:13 Okay, how many children do you have?
08:16 I am illiterate.
08:17 But I have controlled it because
08:20 how will I give future to these children?
08:22 Wow.
08:23 Among my 9 children.
08:24 Now you tell me, should I shut his school or him?
08:30 I would like to know from Mr. Khushq
08:32 that what is the cure for dry cough in dry weather?
08:35 What you have to do in that is...
08:37 That's it.
08:38 Heerza darling, I order papaya leaves from Australia.
08:43 You have to grind it,
08:45 make juice out of it
08:47 and you have to see it for 2 minutes.
08:49 You will be fine.
08:50 Those 15 children give advice to everyone.
08:52 The papaya leaves from Australia
08:56 are like Ricky Ponting's.
08:59 I would like to tell you through this platform
09:02 that the planning for Pakistan should be done first.
09:05 When the floods come,
09:07 or the animals die,
09:09 they say we should make a dam.
09:10 Believe me, this man is sitting in the middle,
09:13 Khushq, but despite that
09:15 the stench of the boy on the left is coming to me.
09:19 Mr. Shamim Pakka, I have heard that
09:22 it is very cruel to the workers on the farm.
09:24 Absolutely.
09:24 They are kept like slaves.
09:26 So what are you cooking on the farm this evening?
09:28 I am not the answer to you.
09:30 The anchor is with me.
09:31 Is your cot zigzag or straight?
09:35 No, it is round.
09:36 It is round.
09:39 Is it zigzag from inside or straight from the chimney?
09:42 No, it is straight.
09:43 Mr. Shamim, write in your diary
09:46 what I will bring for Jumain.
09:47 Come, Jumain.
09:49 In the name of God, tie the cloth to Jumain.
09:51 I will tie your cloth.
09:54 It can't be tied.
09:56 It has reached up to us.
09:57 You are going there.
09:58 You are going there.
10:00 You are going there.
10:01 [APPLAUSE]

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