Joe Bastianich Critiques His Entire Family's Cooking Skills In This Sour Candy Challenge

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The notoriously sour 'Masterchef' judge, Joe Bastianich pays for his sins in this ultimate sour candy challenge. Any celebrities you think can do better?

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00:00 Is all this your idea?

00:01 - Yeah.

00:02 (laughing)

00:02 - Very demented.

00:03 - Thank you.

00:05 - Hi, I'm Joe from MasterChef

00:06 and I'm here to play Suck It Up.

00:08 It's like never have I ever,

00:10 but everything I have done,

00:11 never have I ever been critical of my kids' cooking.

00:14 (laughing)

00:16 I have to eat one of these candies.

00:18 As the questions get harder,

00:19 the candy gets more sour.

00:21 Oh, (beep)

00:23 Look at that.

00:23 Whoever makes these should be fired.

00:25 Let's do this.

00:26 (upbeat music)

00:29 (upbeat music)

00:31 Never have I ever taken home leftovers from MasterChef.

00:35 No, I've never have, ever.

00:39 I love the soda bread.

00:40 - Thank you, sir.

00:42 - It has a depth of flavor.

00:43 Every ingredient makes sense.

00:45 And I would like to, on a rainy day, eat that whole bowl.

00:49 No, I'd take home, like, well, usually I'll eat it,

00:52 or I've like taken a plate off the set

00:55 and brought it into my dressing room and finished it.

00:57 It was really good.

00:58 I'd take it back to my house.

00:59 No.

01:00 Never have I ever eaten at Olive Garden.

01:05 I have eaten at Olive Garden.

01:07 I was really interested in the all you can eat

01:09 Brett Strick's salads and soup once.

01:11 And I went by myself and I ate at Olive Garden.

01:16 And it wasn't very good.

01:17 (upbeat music)

01:20 Shall I eat one of these?

01:26 (chewing)

01:29 Sour, familiar, nothing too interesting.

01:36 I've only been to Olive Garden, maybe twice.

01:39 It was equally bad both times.

01:41 You're gonna probably, Darden's probably gonna wanna

01:43 buy my restaurant company.

01:44 I just [beep] blew that deal.

01:46 Anyway, go ahead.

01:47 Never have I ever been critical of my kids' cooking.

01:50 (laughing)

01:52 We have a genetic cooking problem in our house.

01:55 Now as you know, children genetically are only half

01:58 made of your DNA.

02:00 The other half of them is composed of another person's DNA.

02:02 In this case, a woman named Dina,

02:06 who really doesn't consider salt to be an ingredient

02:09 in the kitchen.

02:10 I.e. like there could be a kitchen with no salt in it at all.

02:14 So this brings us to the point that I think some of my

02:17 children have genetically been infected by this disease

02:23 this disease.

02:25 So yes, I have criticized my children's food.

02:29 Not only am I advising you to step up your cooking game,

02:33 I'm also advising you to have a little respect.

02:35 So the other side of that, one of my children is here,

02:37 Ethan, and he's the least effective of them all.

02:40 He's the one that has probably more of my DNA.

02:42 So sometimes, and this is kind of like passive aggressive.

02:46 When I cook and Dina's in the kitchen,

02:48 I over salt to compensate for her lack of salting,

02:51 just in general.

02:52 Like to the point where you can throw the food away,

02:54 but it's just like the big F you.

02:56 Sorry.

02:57 What are these?

02:58 Japanese?

02:59 What are these?

03:00 Woo.

03:01 I like that.

03:03 In a very kind of sadistic lemony way.

03:05 This makes me want to have vodka.

03:07 Mm.

03:10 Never have I ever gotten sick from something

03:12 I ate while judging.

03:13 No, this is not true.

03:15 I have gotten sick.

03:16 - Is it raw?

03:17 - It is raw.

03:22 I've gotten sick, physically sick,

03:24 from contaminated raw fish.

03:28 One dish stood out as appalling.

03:32 One home cook plated raw fish.

03:35 Where I violently vomited all over my dressing room

03:42 for like three hours and couldn't finish the day of shooting

03:45 and then once I was emotionally or maybe psychologically

03:49 sickened by the fact that I had eaten mac and cheese

03:54 made with this lady's breast milk.

03:56 - I am making baked macaroni and cheese with a major twist.

03:59 - And what's the twist?

04:00 - Breast milk.

04:01 - Which is really a borderline thing

04:06 that if human, adult human beings should consume

04:10 other human beings' breast milk is borderline.

04:13 I'm not really sure ethically where I stand on it.

04:16 Probably against it.

04:17 So, twice.

04:19 It was a contestant, he made, what did he call it?

04:26 Hillbilly sushi.

04:27 So he had like rattlesnakes and alligators

04:29 and it wasn't like real fish,

04:31 it was like nasty swamp animals sushi.

04:34 And I got totally sick.

04:36 Whoa.

04:43 People actually buy this stuff and like wanna eat it?

04:46 [chewing]

04:48 It's one of those things that's like

04:50 definitely not pleasurable.

04:51 It's like sour grapes.

04:54 I'm kind of afraid of these.

04:55 If it goes up from here, then I'm kind of afraid of these.

04:59 And this last one, it looks like someone like

05:01 in your kitchens related to the Unabomber made this.

05:04 Never have I ever felt bad after giving a bad review.

05:10 You know what it is?

05:11 It's garbage is what it is.

05:13 What you did on that dish is inappropriate

05:15 and ultimately kind of disgusting.

05:18 Well, I mean, you're talking about judging.

05:20 We don't review contestants, I'm a judge.

05:23 The show's called MasterChef, we judge their cooking.

05:26 There has to be a winner and there has to be a loser.

05:29 So I need to be critical.

05:30 We're searching for the best home cook in America.

05:33 So criticizing someone's food is part and parcel

05:37 for my job and what I do.

05:39 Have I ever felt bad?

05:42 I think that sometimes, if I can give a nasty review

05:46 to someone who really cooks bad food

05:48 and is also presumptuous and obnoxious.

05:51 You don't have to eat it, really, you don't.

05:53 I'm a judge here, so why don't you let me figure out

05:56 what I have to do and what I don't have to do.

05:58 Then it's very, very easy for me to do that.

06:01 Where it gets more difficult is like,

06:04 sweet little housewife from Minnesota comes in

06:09 with some sort of like, the German beer cheese soup.

06:13 It was one of the most disgusting things I ever ate.

06:16 And it was so bad, I responded appropriately

06:19 and I might have insulted her personally.

06:21 - This is a great example of what garbage is.

06:29 If you're gonna serve us crap like that,

06:31 then you're really wasting our time.

06:33 And you guys, think about what we're here to do

06:36 at this point in the competition.

06:38 Jennifer, that is really disappointing.

06:40 You were on a great trajectory

06:42 and I don't know where that leaves you, quite frankly.

06:45 - And I did feel bad because I should insult

06:48 middle-aged housewives from the Midwest.

06:51 So I guess I have to eat one of these.

06:53 Is there a flavor that's better?

06:54 Maybe the blue one, it'll be icy blue.

06:57 I'm thinking icy blue.

06:58 Oh, [beep]

07:03 Look at that, that's like alive.

07:05 I feel more alive than I did before I ate that.

07:07 - Are there people who actually like this stuff?

07:10 You like this?

07:11 Is all this your idea?

07:13 - Yes.

07:13 [laughing]

07:14 - Very demented.

07:15 - Thank you.

07:16 - Well, once you get out past the outer coating,

07:21 there's a little bit more sugar.

07:22 And then this one gets like kinder and gentler

07:26 once you get inside.

07:27 It's probably like your personality.

07:28 I mean, being that you invented this,

07:31 something has to reflect.

07:32 So you're probably maybe a little bit sour

07:34 and like hard to get through in the beginning.

07:37 But then once you lick through the outside sourness,

07:40 it gets to like a much sweeter, kinder kind of candy.

07:44 - That's actually pretty good.

07:46 I'm a cancer, I'm a crab.

07:47 - Never have I ever didn't like something my mom cooked.

07:53 Please turn around and welcome best-selling cookbook author

07:58 and restaurateur,

07:59 Mama.

08:03 [gasping]

08:04 - Oh my God!

08:05 [laughing]

08:07 - So that would never, have I never disliked something?

08:11 No, of course I've disliked things.

08:13 My mom, she overcooks things all the time.

08:16 I mean, like, even though she's like a professional chef,

08:19 it doesn't mean that everything she cooks is perfect.

08:22 - My mom came from New York and from Italy.

08:24 They asked me, "What is the standard of pasta?"

08:27 And I said, "There's only one standard, it's my mother."

08:29 - And she has like this kind of way of cooking

08:32 where like she cooks like a lot of different things

08:35 and then takes like warm, semi-clean dishrags,

08:38 damp, and covers them.

08:39 So they kind of stay warm on the counter.

08:42 You ever see that technique?

08:43 Like, you know, like to keep like the humidity

08:45 and warmth in and then like everything kind of gets

08:48 a little bit overcooked and steamed

08:51 and then maybe even the worst case scenario

08:54 picks up a little bit of stink from the dishrag

08:56 that has been laid over it.

08:58 - Look.

08:59 - Ah, very nice.

09:00 - Ah!

09:00 [laughing]

09:02 - It's not a good scene.

09:03 I mean, I told her like if she overcooks a steak,

09:05 I tell her, I said, "Mom, this is overcooked.

09:07 "This is gross.

09:08 "Like, I can't eat this like this.

09:09 "Make me something else."

09:11 Come on, Ma!

09:12 Do it right!

09:14 Or do it twice.

09:15 Why does it have to be so big?

09:18 Can I bite it in half?

09:19 You wouldn't recommend biting it?

09:21 Don't do it.

09:22 Should I really be afraid?

09:23 Is this gonna be that bad?

09:24 - I'm scared.

09:25 - I'm kinda nervous.

09:26 [upbeat music]

09:29 Aside from the flavor being gross,

09:39 why not make it like a good flavor at least?

09:41 It tastes like [beep]

09:42 No, I'm gonna finish it.

09:43 It tastes like every liquid brown substitute,

09:46 sugar substitute you've ever had.

09:48 You know, like bad agave, bad molasses,

09:52 bad cane brown sugar, nasty [beep]

09:56 all mixed together,

09:57 covered by some sort of a tartaric acid.

10:00 I happen to know what tartaric acid tastes like

10:02 'cause I'm a wine maker,

10:04 and we use tartaric acid to acidulate wines.

10:07 It's not even the sourness or the aggressiveness of this.

10:10 It's just the taste is terrible.

10:11 Whoever makes these should be fired.

10:13 Not worth it.

10:17 But I think that sour,

10:19 or the ability to tolerate sour,

10:21 is something that comes with life experience.

10:25 And being an adult professional wine taster,

10:30 and I've done this my whole life,

10:31 tasting acidity and tartness

10:34 is something that my palate is used to.

10:37 So I think that I have a unique advantage

10:41 amongst you children.

10:42 Delish, thanks so much for having me.

10:46 It's been a sour experience.

10:48 But for a sweeter experience,

10:49 you can tune in to MasterChef on Fox

10:52 Wednesday nights at eight o'clock.

10:53 We'll be looking for America's next MasterChef.

10:56 See you there.

10:57 (upbeat music)

11:00 (upbeat music)

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