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00:02 - All right, rundown live from the office.
00:07 - A lot of cooks in the kitchen.
00:13 - This is where we put the TV now?
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00:16 - Oh, it's obvious that it's an ad read
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01:01 - Dave, I'm so sorry, that's highnoonspirits.com.
01:04 - Thank you.
01:05 That's because I got all caught away, thank you Francis.
01:08 Wow, so gigantic on you.
01:09 All right, here we go.
01:10 Like my, the elevation level is quite.
01:15 I'm glad I'm back.
01:19 - Why up there?
01:20 - Let's get into the rundown.
01:22 Start, the big fight of the weekend, Nate Diaz.
01:26 Against Jake Paul.
01:28 I didn't watch it.
01:29 I think both you guys watched it, you said.
01:33 I've heard mixed things on it, so I'm curious to hear.
01:35 I went first to my fight guy,
01:39 Octagon Bob, Bob, and he said he didn't watch it,
01:41 he was at WrestleMania.
01:43 Then I went to Jersey Jerry,
01:44 he said he thought the fight sucked.
01:46 And then I saw Marty Mush write a blog,
01:48 he thought it was great.
01:49 So where are you guys on this?
01:50 - It's just like so weird,
01:51 I find these like odd celebrity fights,
01:53 not necessarily a celebrity fight,
01:54 'cause Jake Paul is good and St. Diaz,
01:56 but these kind of like--
01:57 - This is a celebrity fight to me.
01:58 - Either way, I probably think it's weird
02:00 that they do the full 10 rounds.
02:02 I feel like it should be shorter.
02:03 It's odd, like it's cool for the first two rounds,
02:05 that Jake Paul was kicking his ass,
02:06 from what I remember.
02:07 The first two rounds,
02:08 then Diaz kind of came back at the end.
02:09 - You watch it?
02:10 - Yeah.
02:11 - So what do you mean, from what you remember?
02:14 - I'm saying, I mean, that's my point.
02:16 I feel like I lose focus in like rounds three to seven,
02:18 and then I pick up again in round eight, nine, 10.
02:22 That's my take.
02:23 - Dressing waiter.
02:23 - That's my take.
02:24 - Watch a fight, boss.
02:25 - What do you mean?
02:26 That's what I'm saying.
02:27 - You pay attention for two rounds,
02:28 zone out for six rounds.
02:29 - And then I lose focus.
02:30 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
02:31 And then I lose focus.
02:32 - That is a unique way to watch a fight.
02:34 - Yeah, this fight should be shorter
02:36 when it's a celebrity fight.
02:36 - They wanted it to be eight rounds,
02:38 but Diaz pushed for 10.
02:40 - But did Diaz try that?
02:41 Well, I don't wanna say try.
02:42 I was told he didn't,
02:44 well, again, told by Jersey Jerry.
02:46 He didn't look like he actually even cared
02:48 or wanted to be there.
02:49 - Yeah, it was like turn his back to him.
02:50 - I don't know.
02:52 I don't think Diaz is,
02:54 you can't knock him out.
02:56 His brain is just gone.
02:59 So he's unhurtable,
03:01 but he's also not winnable.
03:03 - He's like Homer Simpson,
03:03 the Southern Dandy when he's a fighter.
03:05 He can just take the punches,
03:06 but he doesn't fall.
03:07 - He doesn't fall,
03:08 and he's never gonna win this fight.
03:10 I think the only way he can beat Jake Paul
03:12 would be to choke him out.
03:13 And he wasn't allowed to do that
03:14 or use kicks or things like that.
03:16 And he doesn't have knockout power.
03:18 He does the slap boxing things.
03:20 He's hitting the guys with the palm of his hand.
03:22 - Do we know the numbers on the,
03:24 I, by the way, lost,
03:26 I like the Pauls.
03:27 Some people hate him.
03:28 I know Logan.
03:29 I like him.
03:30 Jake, I like.
03:31 I lost interest in his fight career
03:33 when he lost to the Fury.
03:36 Because it's just like,
03:37 all right, this guy's not that good.
03:38 Now, to me, hey,
03:41 tip your cap if they can still get huge pay-per-view
03:43 because he's fighting a 40-year-old retired,
03:46 not very good boxer.
03:49 And people are interested.
03:50 I mean, beating him means nothing.
03:52 It means absolutely nothing.
03:53 And by the way,
03:53 moving to the next subject where Conor McGregor,
03:56 now I've said this forever.
03:57 I think eventually McGregor and Jake Paul will fight
04:00 and it'll probably be a huge pay-per-view.
04:02 I don't know if Jake's too big for him,
04:04 but who fucking cares?
04:05 They're, what?
04:07 - Jake's too big for McGregor?
04:09 - Well, I think he's quite a bit bigger, no?
04:11 - I think fight-wise, I mean,
04:13 if you're Jake Paul,
04:14 I'm assuming your theoretical white whale
04:16 in this game would be McGregor?
04:17 - From a box office perspective, I'd say yes.
04:21 - Yeah, so I mean, yeah, that's gonna happen eventually.
04:23 Within five years, I would bet on it.
04:25 - It needs to happen now,
04:27 if there's going to be interest.
04:29 - I don't know with these guys,
04:31 because I would have said there'd be no interest
04:32 in Jake Paul versus Diaz.
04:34 - How, what were the pay-per-view numbers?
04:38 - I don't know that they're out yet.
04:40 - I mean, I watched it.
04:43 Quick shout out, by the way,
04:44 the undercard fight Serrano versus that other lady.
04:48 Did you see that?
04:50 - I didn't watch the fight, but I--
04:51 - That was unbelievable.
04:53 - Well, Serrano versus Katie Taylor at MSG
04:56 was the best fight I've ever been to, ever.
04:58 So I believe it, because it was just swinging.
05:01 And that's real boxing.
05:02 I mean, this is just,
05:04 this is a clown show to me,
05:05 that a lot of people buy tickets to the circus,
05:08 and they enjoy the circus,
05:10 and they eat their popcorn,
05:11 and they go in there, hey, I had a good time at the circus.
05:13 But it's not real boxing, it's a circus.
05:16 Serrano's real boxing.
05:17 - Yeah, she beat the absolute shit out of this other woman,
05:21 who was the toughest woman I've ever seen in my life.
05:24 - So it wasn't a good fight, it was just--
05:26 - Well, but like, it was amazing that this other woman,
05:30 'cause she was cut, she got head butted,
05:32 her head was bleeding, they tried to stop it,
05:34 and she refused, she was like, no, fuck that,
05:36 we're not waving it off,
05:37 and you know, just massive standing ovation.
05:40 It kinda stole the show.
05:41 - Yeah.
05:42 - All right.
05:43 - Yeah, then we talked to her briefly,
05:45 Paul McGregor going back and forth,
05:47 McGregor called him a wigger, he deleted it all.
05:51 - I just said a salty drug addict, too.
05:53 - Yeah, it was fight talk.
05:54 I mean, fight talk's the one thing,
05:57 you can say whatever you want, literally, quite literally.
06:00 Is there another ad or is that it?
06:01 That's it, that's the only--
06:02 - McGregor and Paul are two showmen,
06:03 that's gonna happen big time.
06:05 - Moving along, it, good, because I lost it here.
06:10 We had, the US, oh no, Jose Ramirez, Tim Anderson,
06:14 Jose Ramirez, I put it against White Sox, Dave,
06:17 clean knockout, you don't see these in baseball very much.
06:21 - Oh, I think that was the first time I've ever seen,
06:22 baseball usually the fights, you're just like.
06:25 - They got, Batista got--
06:26 - It's tumbling.
06:27 - Batista got clocked by Odoar.
06:30 But he didn't get knocked out like this.
06:32 - This was like, square up.
06:33 - Yeah, I don't even know what they were mad about.
06:36 - I think Ramirez tried to steal a base
06:38 and Anderson was standing over him, I think.
06:40 Like, if you go to the replay,
06:42 it looked like a pretty clean, like,
06:43 what are they fighting about right there?
06:46 - It seemed like Ramirez had a short fuse,
06:47 which sucks, I feel bad for Anderson,
06:48 because I feel like that wasn't fight worthy,
06:50 and then he just got absolutely clocked.
06:51 - No, that looked like the cleanest, nothing.
06:53 - Ramirez said that Anderson tagged him again,
06:56 unnecessarily, and like--
06:58 - I don't think that happened.
07:00 - Yeah.
07:01 - Let's look here, has his hand on him,
07:02 doesn't hit him again, yeah.
07:04 That doesn't seem--
07:05 - Yeah, imagine you do nothing,
07:06 and then you get knocked out cold.
07:08 - I mean, that's--
07:08 - White Sox, Dave White.
07:09 - That's not enough to get you knocked out cold.
07:10 - Yeah.
07:11 - Like, you're just wrong spot, wrong time.
07:12 - And he got absolutely clocked.
07:14 - And then Ramirez posted a pic in his boxing gloves.
07:17 The Cleveland police said they're looking
07:20 for an assault victim, 35,000 witnesses.
07:22 So they're just laying it on this guy.
07:25 - It's just so cool, though, too.
07:26 Just like, I mean, I feel bad saying it was cool,
07:28 because of the way it ended for Anderson,
07:29 but just watching him throw the glove off
07:30 with a square up, total lucky shot, too.
07:33 If you watch the replay, his head was down.
07:34 - He did say, "It's not that rough and rowdy."
07:36 - Yeah, yeah.
07:37 - Comes in and sounds like that.
07:38 - Yeah, it was a rough and rowdy shot, for sure.
07:40 - Also, how did this not escalate
07:42 into a full-blown team brawl?
07:44 It was the cleanest thing of all time afterwards.
07:46 - It was a strange brawl.
07:48 Next up, women's soccer.
07:50 Humongous choke.
07:52 Just a gigantic, gigantic choke there.
07:54 The favorite going in, last two champions.
07:57 I feel like in women's soccer,
07:59 and it's obviously progressed
08:01 where there's more threatening teams,
08:02 not like basketball,
08:04 but not to make it to a round of eight, stunning,
08:06 and they barely squeaked through to get it.
08:09 It's been an interesting reaction.
08:11 It's one of those things that has been treated,
08:14 it's like a political issue, which is crazy.
08:18 It's because they don't like,
08:19 conservatives don't like Megan Raponi and her hair,
08:23 and so they're like trashing her.
08:25 She fucked up and they missed a kick.
08:28 And it's like the equal pay thing.
08:30 And then some people are saying
08:32 they're being treated with kid gloves
08:33 because if the men choke like this,
08:35 it'd be boring and vicious.
08:36 But this is being discussed along political lines,
08:39 which I don't get at all.
08:41 - No, I'm a fan of rooting for America when we're playing.
08:43 - Me too.
08:44 - Yeah, it would be cool to root for America
08:45 when we're playing,
08:46 but I think this was their first loss since like 20--
08:48 - Yeah, it's also like, they won the last two,
08:51 so yeah, they choked this year,
08:53 but you win two out of three World Cups,
08:55 you're still like doing pretty good.
08:57 - I think we'll be the favorite in 2027.
08:59 - Probably.
09:00 - We'll be back.
09:00 - They got old, though.
09:02 They got old.
09:02 - It's all Megan Raponi.
09:04 - Yes.
09:05 - She's gathering all of the political hate.
09:09 It's all towards her.
09:10 - She's a lesbian.
09:12 - Super vocal against Trump.
09:15 - Oh, there you go.
09:16 - And tweeted at her saying she had--
09:18 - It all boiled down,
09:19 so I should have known that was the case.
09:21 I actually saw, I don't know if you can dig it up,
09:23 a hilarious Trump thing on my TikTok.
09:26 - Married to Sue Bird, power couple.
09:28 - It was, oh, I like Sue Bird.
09:30 She's a bad mama-jama.
09:32 Is Trump at Seinfeld?
09:34 Have you seen that?
09:35 It's laugh out loud funny.
09:36 He's talking about,
09:37 I actually took a screenshot so you can dig it up.
09:39 He's talking about how you can't use straws anymore.
09:43 But they put it to,
09:46 it's literally a perfect rendition of Seinfeld.
09:49 Let's see if we, does that have sound if we wanted to?
09:52 Tim Run sheesh mouth?
09:55 This is perfect.
09:59 - I want a man's straws.
10:01 Has anybody ever tried those straws?
10:03 They're not working.
10:04 Has anybody ever tried,
10:07 seriously the new straw's made out of paper, right?
10:10 It disintegrates as you drink it.
10:12 If you have a nice pair like this guy,
10:14 this would have no chance.
10:17 By the time you get finished,
10:18 the straw is totally disintegrated.
10:21 Has anybody walked around with a plastic straw
10:23 'cause it's not dead?
10:24 You know, you can have a long blow.
10:27 You never had a good one.
10:28 So they want a man's straw,
10:30 they said, "Oh, what about the carton?
10:31 "What about the plate?
10:33 "What about the knives and the spoons and the plastic?
10:36 "Oh, they're okay, but the straws are gonna be bad."
10:39 - Straight out.
10:40 I mean, that literally could be like a Seinfeld dialogue.
10:42 That's why people like 'em, for better or for worse.
10:45 - Right about the straws, the straws do suck.
10:46 - Oh, they're horrible, Glennie.
10:48 Glennie, I have metal straws.
10:50 - Ooh, you're a metal straw guy?
10:51 - Yeah, because-- - I like metal straws.
10:53 I like to stick straws on plastic.
10:55 - No, metal straws are great.
10:56 Ice cold, they don't disintegrate.
10:59 The paper straw, they have them at the garden.
11:01 They stink.
11:02 - I am not a straw guy.
11:04 I like to take it straight from the, I like that.
11:07 Because the ice is at the top,
11:09 and you want the coldest sip.
11:11 If you stick a straw down, a lot of the time,
11:14 you just get the most syrupy sip.
11:16 Room temp.
11:17 Don't like that.
11:19 - I was thinking more like that, like I was saying.
11:19 - Yeah, but like if you're going to get like,
11:22 no, they do have these new fangled libs at Starbucks.
11:26 I like those.
11:27 - Yeah, but otherwise, if you're going with the plastic
11:29 and nice coffee, it's tough to be drinking
11:30 nice coffee like that.
11:31 - Because you spill?
11:32 - Yeah, yeah.
11:33 - The other thing is, if you like the color
11:35 of your teeth being white, having coffee like that
11:38 stains the teeth.
11:39 That's why a lot of people drink red wine out of straws now.
11:42 Have you seen that?
11:42 - That, yeah, no, I believe it.
11:44 I don't like that.
11:45 - Red wine and coffee, people stick the straw
11:47 so that it goes past their teeth
11:48 and then goes straight to their--
11:49 - I've just kind of committed to the yellow teeth life.
11:51 I drink it so much, what are you going to do?
11:53 This was an all-time brawl.
11:55 The Alabama Ferry Brawl.
11:57 I don't even know where to start.
11:58 So we had a pontoon boat that pulls up to a ferry dock.
12:03 The pontoon boat is told to leave.
12:05 It stays there.
12:07 The guy who's telling him to leave gets in a fight.
12:09 He ends up getting jumped.
12:12 He's a black guy.
12:14 The people he's dealing with are all white guys.
12:16 It turns into kind of like a race fight.
12:19 There's people across the dock narrating it.
12:22 One motherfucker jumps in the water to swim,
12:26 to join the fight, which is an awesome move.
12:30 And then all hell breaks loose.
12:32 I think any, right there, the guy swimming,
12:34 I think anybody watching it clearly is on the side
12:38 of the worker and his crew, who all came sprinting down.
12:42 I think Rear Admiral said it was an '80s WWE,
12:45 people coming out of the locker room.
12:46 But these idiots were clearly in the wrong.
12:49 I will say--
12:51 - Go back to when he throws his hat in the air.
12:52 - That was the best.
12:53 - That was the best moment.
12:54 - That was like ding, ding, ding.
12:56 Before the fight starts, he throws it directly up.
12:58 I think Rear Admiral said, "Privileged white people."
13:02 I don't think this was the upper echelon
13:05 of Alabama civilization.
13:07 - They definitely gave very big fratty energy.
13:09 There was one guy, once they come in
13:11 and start doing the fights, he just pushes somebody else.
13:13 - Right, here's the hat.
13:15 - Yeah. - Ding, ding, ding.
13:16 - What was that?
13:17 - That was like a back flip.
13:18 - That was like when a ref doesn't have their flag.
13:21 They already flew the flag, so you throw the hat.
13:23 - That was really a Jose Bautista-esque back flip.
13:26 - Yeah.
13:26 - They got their ass kicked, their chairs,
13:28 and they deserve it all.
13:30 It's like, move your pawns.
13:31 - Right there, that guy, the way he threw that kid
13:33 for no reason, that annoyed me.
13:35 Like two seconds, right here he comes in
13:37 and then he just pushes this kid.
13:38 - That kid's wearing a life jacket.
13:39 - Yeah.
13:41 What's that guy doing?
13:42 - Well, that guy was a ferry worker,
13:44 it looked like, by his jersey.
13:45 But then people coming from everywhere,
13:47 the Highlands, all-time fight.
13:50 The guy's swimming, the hat, all of it.
13:52 - Ooh, that's a great picture.
13:53 - And yeah, they deserve to get their asses smashed,
13:58 and they did.
13:59 That's a chair to the head.
14:02 - He's got a chair in the boat.
14:03 Oh my God.
14:04 - Yeah, but then he hits this woman on the head.
14:06 - Which, again--
14:07 - That's where people kind of turned on that guy.
14:09 Watch right here.
14:10 - No, I think that's fair.
14:11 - She's down on the ground in a sundress?
14:14 You think?
14:14 - Yeah, I think it's fair, I think it's fair.
14:17 I think once you enter a ferry brawl like this,
14:22 you can't steal chair a woman, no.
14:24 I think it's WWE rules.
14:27 If the Fabulous Moolah is in the ring,
14:29 you can hit her with the chair.
14:31 - Oh my word.
14:32 - And also, you don't, well, it doesn't hurt.
14:34 That's a plastic chair.
14:35 - That's WWE.
14:36 - Those seats don't really--
14:38 - Her reaction wasn't like death, it was like, "Ouch."
14:40 - She didn't try to just mold around her head, you know?
14:43 - She didn't try to get up.
14:44 - No, she's like, "Don't do that again."
14:46 - She's just there, get hit again.
14:48 (laughing)
14:49 - But that's not a bad react.
14:51 That's a chair that didn't do a whole ton of damage.
14:53 - Oh, yes, she got some.
14:54 - But the women were, listen, ferry brawls,
14:57 those are the hardcore rules.
15:00 W, like, hardcore holly, anything goes.
15:02 Man, woman, child, you're in a full-blown,
15:05 people getting thrown into the water,
15:06 people swimming, anything goes.
15:08 - And specifically, including Alabama too, it's now.
15:10 - Yeah, Alabama, right.
15:11 - What's your game plan if you find yourself in that?
15:15 - Run away.
15:16 I think I go into the water.
15:18 - Yeah, I agree.
15:19 - Yeah.
15:20 - I'm in and I'm swimming away.
15:21 - Yeah, or just fly, you're not gonna get beat up
15:24 in the water, just bicycle until it's over.
15:26 - What if someone follows you into the water, though?
15:28 (laughing)
15:29 - You're in trouble.
15:30 It's not beyond that happening.
15:31 - I can't fight on land, I can't amphibious fight.
15:34 - That's pretty much everything.
15:36 Mincy, my brick watch guy, I don't know if you guys
15:39 saw his video he gave his dad a brick watch.
15:42 It was HD quality.
15:44 - Not the highest.
15:47 - That's my brick watch salesman.
15:50 (laughing)
15:52 - This is when you take your phone into a steam room
15:58 with you.
15:59 - He's the one in a million guy.
16:01 - You just don't tap focus.
16:02 - Yeah.
16:03 - According to him, he's got all of Mississippi
16:05 on lockdown for brick watches, though, so watch out.
16:07 - This is like annoying me to watch.
16:09 It's fucking my eyes up.
16:10 - Anything else?
16:11 - Hansel's question, your brick watch sales,
16:13 they must have gone up.
16:15 - When we hired Mincy?
16:16 - Yes.
16:16 - He sold a decent amount.
16:19 - That's awesome.
16:19 - A man can sell ice, no Eskimo.
16:21 So there it is, it's the rundown.
16:24 (whooshing)
16:27 (thud)