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00:00another fresh Stella blue and an 800 milligram ibuprofen so I've been at the
00:12office for 25 hours and have been awake for 26
00:18let's go you Ohio State yes no I have been taking micro naps in between plays so
00:36feel pretty good all things considered a lot of Stella blue a lot of water keep it
00:43good what's the furnace you guys got six and oh six six six and all right big
00:48field a lot eight and five camera angles I keep falling asleep between every play
00:52let's go yeah Akron we're standing spot in Akron Akron's the worst team in the
00:57game we've been to ten different schools you run that glitch play which one the
01:05play that works is one like the running back runs it forward pitches it back to
01:09the quarterback yeah I don't yeah that one right yeah all right get that
01:13big team we're we're we're not close to winning right see me that we're we're
01:22quite literally farther the argument where we began now last I saw y'all were at
01:26Minnesota why why the move guys a non-power big T that was that was that was a
01:32decade and five or six teams ago have we have we gone to any real football
01:36schools or no no no no yeah yeah yeah yeah Iowa yeah oh yeah we're six so still
01:41now we went to Kansas was the deepest so the deepest Kansas deepest south and we
01:50lost to Massachusetts when they're there Kansas years were dark times the pit
01:54ears didn't see almost everything's been dark my fucking nails let's go get your
02:00fuck yes nobody hey oh we got it we got it oh let's fucking go we're no closer here 14
02:10hours I mean this is our entire life right here go Lucas throw the fucking flag
02:16let's go let's go let's fucking go one more I come on you got the yes you can I
02:35can't shut the fuck up yes you can
02:39now where's great win boys let's fucking go let's go go go lift it up lift it up
02:49no no no fuck no you turned over Doug
02:53BAM BOOM
02:56we just lost that's insane
03:00we didn't get the ball once and they didn't do
03:08we're not playing this fucking game anymore we should be fucking out of here
03:23found some nasty fudge yesterday well yeah I mean depends on where you're looking there'll
03:34be nasty fudge everywhere in this office usually it's in the upstair men bathroom
03:39yeah I guess cream team hadn't really inspected their their ingredients or their
03:44toppings recently I don't know if that's Jacob and Zach's fault because they're
03:48just in charge of the cream I believe that's a mincey thing and as you know
03:53mincey where's mincey been I mean it's tough to watch just fold every hand you know
03:59fold them pocket pairs I mean love that he was on you know the poker go YouTube it's
04:04great for him but just a boring watch just such a boring watch 51 straight folds 51 how
04:11do you watch something like that you just don't so I turn it off our fudge guy our fudge
04:15packer has not been in the office in a month so yeah it's kind of gross I wanted to just
04:22see what the ingredients were looking like I wanted to get some cookies some Oreo cookies
04:26on top some sprinkles and we're all out so I checked the fudge just rock hard with
04:31moldy moldy milk can't be having that toppings guys in the world series of poker and I think
04:39he busted out if I'm not mistaken but he's been out for like three weeks so that fudge is supposed
04:43to be stored at room temperature but it hasn't been used since opening day I threw it away cleared it
04:50it wasn't it wasn't moldy it was just old chocolate and had like the milk coating on top I didn't that
04:55was a bad look for us bad look for the cream team just got to be more on top of it well the cream has
05:01been top now he's been good cream's been good yeah cream's been good cream has been clean toppings I
05:07need to be a little bit more on top of topping guy just hasn't shown up to work in three three weeks
05:13four weeks how long has it been all we got is some grand marnier and some I mean this this was filled
05:20with fudge yesterday like dried up fudge and moldy ice cream I think it's just gross no M&Ms
05:29there's like one spin of Oreos left I don't want to waste it but I mean we got nothing jelly beans
05:36they've been open forever they're probably pretty stale should I try one expired April 30 2025 I don't
05:50know I mean the cream is working shout out to Jacob and Zach it's a little runny but it's still good
05:53Jake's doing a great job while Zach's outside the cream team got no complaints topping guy
06:01he'll never refill any of these no you're not I'm not I'm not besparing you let Rebecca show that I
06:08have your back this whole time I'm the guy I'm going after your topping guy I mean Mincy is toppings
06:15guy yes but he hasn't been over here or touched any of this stuff since opening day I need to order
06:22more it's been a busy week no it Mincy should have to do that the thing is if if it becomes Mincy's
06:28responsibility it's going to be like this at all times you should put Mincy on a pip you know what
06:34a pip is uh performance improvement plan yeah you should put Mincy on a on a cream team pip I don't
06:40know if that can happen I'm gonna I'm gonna call our our guy I think I can get a 40 pound bag of
06:46crushed Oreos I wish you didn't have to do it it's okay we want people to have a good ice cream and good
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07:37now back to the episode
07:39what about me giving back to the Indian community you like that yeah dude it's huge for the community
07:48bro they love me I know I was at the cookout on Sunday they were all talking about it
07:52shoot I'll tell you what I love them yeah they're great dudes we needed this on Twitter yeah we were
07:58down bad you're picking us you're picking us up yeah big cats wants in now oh he wants in on the
08:03Indian community breaking yeah I'm gonna get in line how do they say your name you're not you're not
08:10you're not and they're your boys they're my boys yeah have you hung out with them outside of the golf
08:17they invited me to the to the barbecue I stand go I want to hang out with them we should I want to go
08:22golf with them we should you'd love I could use a couple Indians one dude had six birdies six birdies six birdies
08:28damn he's good stick like that yeah they're good they're good all right they're fun once in on the
08:35Indians I love that do you know what's funny about those dudes what Patel Patel Patel oh yeah not related
08:40no it's crazy yeah they're from the UK it might be related to me really yeah is your last name Patel
08:48yes it's my brother they are getting me some jalebes though oh yeah have you had it before no
08:56what kind of food you got not curry
08:58two days into the stream just trying to be here for some vibes you never know
09:11the vibes are low morale is low I mean this thing is
09:14like we're Ohio State now
09:18that was the biggest joke of my life
09:23I thought I could bounce it I thought I could bounce it
09:28he's never bounce it got it what
09:33let's go to the
09:39one more no celebrations yet one more baby job ain't done get it boys all right Titus your
09:56own speaker Titus your own speaker great moments are born from great opportunity and that's what you have here to my voice that's all I got that's what you've earned here tonight go bus one game
10:13no way no way no way
10:15no way no way way to hold
10:16yep good yards take
10:18get out of your horse get out of your horse get out of your horse
10:24oh
10:24oh
10:24oh
10:25oh
10:25fuck you check
10:27everybody fucking trust the guy who got us here a little bit
10:31oh my god
10:33give me a stock
10:34give me a stock
10:35oh my god
10:36I'm in for the rest of your fucking life
10:39that's it
10:39oh my god block somebody
10:42nice
10:42oh my god
10:44god white boy
10:47get the fucking
10:58guys up let's go
10:59oh my god
11:04oh my god
11:06white boy
11:08oh my god
11:09oh my god
11:10oh my god
11:11I really like that
11:13hey show me about someone
11:15no
11:16hey
11:17what
11:18what do I say about big time players
11:20who's jumping
11:23oh my days
11:26oh my days
11:34oh
11:35Oh my god
12:05We're gonna do that all over again, bro. We started that something at 5 a.m.
12:35We're not going to get a better fucking opportunity than that. Getting up 14-3 with the ball on the duke.
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13:51I didn't see that tin coming on the river. I like saw the queen on the flop and kind of blacked out.
14:06When that tin hit the river, I was like walking around, walking into walls.
14:10I accidentally walked into the women's bathroom after I busted.
14:13Accidentally?
14:14Yeah, I looked up and I was like, oh crap.
14:19It was a good, I'm proud of the effort, but ultimately.
14:23How long were you in the women's bathroom before you realized?
14:28When I saw a woman and then I turned around.
14:31When I saw a woman, I turned around and kind of like tried to get out of there as fast as I could.
14:37Yeah, hold on, Minty. We got to lock in. We got to lock in right now.
14:40We got to lock in right now.
14:41The boys got to lock in.
14:42Welcome back, Minty.
14:44I saw Evo. Look, I'm happy to fill the top of the dispenser. Time to get back to work, you know.
14:52I mean, it is what it is. I came home with no money, so you got to do what you can, you know.
14:57Is the top of the dispenser top priority now that you're back?
15:02Definitely, definitely one of them. The other one being it's time to start turning up this marathon in three months.
15:07I was really had anxiety about my morning weigh-in this morning after being in Vegas for two weeks
15:14because I was prepared for 225 plus and I'm 222.6, which is, I'll be honest,
15:21one of the most massive W's I've had because I was 220 when I went there and I didn't exercise enough
15:27and I went, I killed Peter Luvers and I don't know, so I feel like I'm kind of free rolling.
15:32I kind of dodged a bullet there.
15:40How are you feeling?
15:42Terrible.
15:44I'm distraught.
15:46How long have you guys been alive for?
15:52Forty...
15:53Two hours.
15:55Two hours.
15:56Butter, dare you to pull up the pocket crust.
15:59I bet you can.
16:00Yeah.
16:01I got, Mincy doesn't know, he's got a cheese stick.
16:03How long till he falls out?
16:05I got him like 45 minutes ago, guys, no idea.
16:08No, I'm...
16:09I don't deserve that.
16:13You have a cheese, man?
16:14I'm here for moral support.
16:15No.
16:16I already ate it.
16:19Somebody put one in my pockets.
16:20You ate the pocket cheese.
16:22It's cold.
16:23It's cold.
16:24Nice.
16:25Take that away.
16:26Nice.
16:27Nice.
16:28Good shit.
16:29Good shit.
16:30Fight down.
16:31Out on the hat.
16:32Out on the hat.
16:33Out on the hat.
16:34Yes.
16:35Yes.
16:37One.
16:38One.
16:39One.
16:40One.
16:41One.
16:42One.
16:43One.
16:44You gotta graduate.
16:45One.
16:46One.
16:47One.
16:50Some from the mall.
16:51One.
16:52One, two.
16:53One.
17:01One.
17:02One.
17:03One.
17:04Oh shit!
17:06Pause it!
17:08Pause it!
17:10Pause it!
17:12Everybody calm down!
17:14Everybody calm down!
17:16Whoa!
17:18Oh no!
17:20He's got a horse right here!
17:22He's freaking out right here!
17:24Pick up your feet!
17:26We need concussion protocol
17:28I said he's over
17:30You guys are hurting!
17:32Oh shit!
17:34Look at him!
17:36Let's go!
17:38Oh no!
17:40Oh no!
17:42Let's get kicked out!
17:52Get away fire!
17:54Let's go!
17:56It's not over, it's not over
17:58You gotta get a throw
18:00I feel it!
18:02I feel it!
18:04I feel it!
18:06Yes!
18:08Yes!
18:10Yes!
18:12Yes!
18:14Yes!
18:16Alright, I guess I'll play
18:18He's terrible!
18:20Keep up!
18:22Let's go!
18:24Let's go boys!
18:26Let's go boys!
18:28Let's go boys!
18:30Let's go boys!
18:32Anything is possible!
18:36Let's go!
18:38Let's go!
18:40Thank you for watching
18:42Let's go!
18:44Appreciate the viewers!
18:46We will be back next week!
18:48We're doing a homerun derby next week!
18:50See you guys then!
18:54Boys, give it up for the interns!
18:56Let's fucking go boys!
18:58The white boy Rick!
19:00I'm him!
19:02Enjoyed that
19:04Only a champion can feel!
19:06It's a very select few but
19:08You know, I'm just so proud of my guys
19:10I'm so proud of the players on the field
19:12Players in the gambling cage
19:14It's a long road but it was worth it in the end man
19:16We're champions!
19:18We re-upped in a big way!
19:30We have 25 pounds of crushed Oreos
19:34600 cake cones
19:37And then we still have 200 sugar cones left
19:40And all of these sugar cones
19:42Probably about 180 if I had to guess
19:44So we're good on cones for a while
19:46I need to hunt down some
19:48A bigger variety of toppings
19:50Our plug, Joe
19:52The only two things he had
19:54Toppings in bulk
19:56Were 25 pounds of crushed Oreos
19:58And 25 pounds of M&M bits
20:00I decided to go with the Oreos
20:02Because I figured we could get M&Ms anywhere
20:04But you can only get 25 pounds of Oreos
20:06Through Joe
20:08So Minty lives to see another day
20:10I don't know where his status lies
20:12Or where his loyalties lie
20:14When it comes to the green team
20:15He might have gone too big shot for us
20:17With the World Series of Poker
20:19I think he won it all
20:21I think if he won it all
20:23Maybe he could buy us some toppings
20:25But it's okay
20:27Company card's fine
20:29Okay
20:35We'll see you go
20:37We'll see you next month
20:39TORTANT
20:43I
20:45We'll see you next month
20:47Let's go
20:49We'll see you next week
20:51We'll see you next week
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