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00:28Yeah, I can see that.
00:47How?
00:48Does it matter?
00:49Did you do this on purpose to get a new one?
00:53No.
00:54No.
00:54I, er, I dropped it.
00:56Into the canal, by the looks of things.
00:59Where are we supposed to find the money to replace it?
01:00I can do with that.
01:03I'm going to work.
01:07Oh.
01:08What, are you not taking it with you?
01:12Dad, please.
01:14I know you're angry.
01:16I'm sorry.
01:17I just want to help you.
01:18You don't have to pay me or anything.
01:20I don't even want to look at you.
01:22Dad.
01:26I just want to get a few bits upstairs, you know.
01:29Toothbrush, pajamas.
01:30No, not that.
01:36Oh.
01:37You sure you don't want us to come with you?
01:38Oh, no.
01:40He needs to rest.
01:43So.
01:45What are you going to tell the children?
01:47We're not the truth.
01:48We don't want them fighting to come home.
01:50No, Joy.
01:51Sorry.
01:52Ain't going to be done until at least this afternoon.
01:53Well, go grab some stuff for Patrick.
01:56Bring up the hospital.
01:57Okay.
01:58All right.
01:59Well, look.
02:00Call us if you need us.
02:02Okay?
02:02And give him my love.
02:04Hopefully they find something, eh?
02:05If I get my hands on that thieving rascal.
02:08I mean, who does that?
02:11Huh?
02:11An 85-year-old man.
02:16All sorts of scum flowing about, isn't there?
02:17Listen, why don't we buy the kids these tickets for the festival?
02:22They've had a hard time of it, ain't they?
02:23I, um, I've got a bit of a cash flow problem, Jack.
02:27What happened to the overtime?
02:29Well, I haven't actually had the money yet.
02:32It's got to go through my line manager, HR accounts.
02:35I don't care if it has to be A-OK by the good lord himself.
02:38They owe you that.
02:39Just call them and say that you need the money.
02:41I can't.
02:42I mean, you know how it is.
02:44Like, there's procedures.
02:46It's either that or you disappoint your son.
02:49Again.
02:50Because I ain't got the money now because you said you were sorted.
02:53So sort it out today.
02:55Oh, and don't start, yeah?
02:57It's not like I ain't got enough on my plate already.
03:06What if they find something?
03:08Like what?
03:09Like DNA fingerprints.
03:10Oh, my hair.
03:12You had gloves on and you binned the clothes you were wearing, yeah?
03:14Yeah.
03:15Well, you've got a watertight alibi and there's nothing to link you to it.
03:18Except Howie.
03:19Howie.
03:20Oh.
03:22Howie ain't gonna say anything.
03:23Not when he thinks there's a chance of getting his hands on that money.
03:25So just stop panicking.
03:29Act normal.
03:31OK.
03:37Yeah, I'm sorry, mate.
03:38I've got all the help I need.
03:40Really?
03:40Well, yeah, Oscar's running an errand for Lauren.
03:43Taking his time, as per usual.
03:45Yeah.
03:46Just for you.
03:47Hey, weren't you helping your dad out yesterday?
03:48Yeah, well, you know how it is.
03:51Last then, last out.
03:53Oi.
03:54What's he doing?
03:57Oh, he's looking for a job.
03:58I've told him we'll give him a hundred quid if he wants anything more than bottom of the range.
04:01Right, he's not getting a level up, so.
04:03What is going on with you two?
04:04What is going on with you two?
04:06You were tiptoeing around him last night, and this morning you can't hardly look at him.
04:11I mean, I'm angry that he wrecked it and all, but he can't go back to school without one.
04:15Right, okay, he didn't do it.
04:16I did.
04:17I lost my bag.
04:19I saw red.
04:20Well, because of the way he spoke to Cat?
04:26He's been watching this bloke online.
04:29I've spat enough about women.
04:30You know, the usual rubbish.
04:31Oh, yeah.
04:32Why don't you just...
04:32I don't know.
04:33Block him.
04:33Because I don't know how, do I?
04:36All right?
04:37But that's not just it.
04:41I opened up an email, and I wish I had, because he is making those videos again.
04:49And I just thought, if he can't go online, then he can't do them, can he?
04:52Are you for real?
04:54I knew I shouldn't have paid that woman off.
04:57Right, that's it.
04:59Where are you going?
05:01If you can't sit him down and talk some sense into him, then I will.
05:03No, I will.
05:04All right?
05:05I said I would.
05:07Okay?
05:07But he seems to have an answer for everything.
05:09I need time to work out how I'm going to...
05:11What are you going to do?
05:12Wait till he gets arrested?
05:13Ends up on some sort of register, because that is what is going to happen.
05:16We have bailed him out twice.
05:18Now, Ross.
05:20We've moved continents, for God's sake.
05:22If you can't see that there is a really big problem...
05:26I will deal with it.
05:30But you going wading in is only going to make things worse.
05:33So please, just leave him.
05:35Make sure you do.
05:37There's no more excuses.
05:41It's good they're keeping him in, though.
05:43Knock on there, that patch of sage doesn't bear thinking about it, you know?
05:46Where'd you get your ginger tea nowadays?
05:50Oh, we're out of stock.
05:51Why?
05:52Someone got that upset stomach.
05:53Um, have they found out who did it?
05:56Not yet.
05:57Oh, this is from us.
06:01Tell the nurses it's medicinal.
06:04And...
06:05Maybe this will take his mind off things.
06:08There's a party next week.
06:18I'm going to get the slinky dress.
06:20No, she ain't.
06:21You trying to give your old man a heart attack?
06:24Right, time's up, innit?
06:25Oh, OK.
06:26Bye, Dad.
06:28Miss you.
06:29Love you.
06:30Do you want to speak to him again?
06:31What?
06:32No.
06:32No.
06:33Just try and stay out of trouble, yeah?
06:34I love you.
06:35Speak to you soon.
06:36Bye.
06:39There you go.
06:40Seems, uh, on good form.
06:42You feel better?
06:43Sort of.
06:45I wish he was here.
06:47Oh, Georgina's coming over in a bit, isn't she?
06:49That'll take your mind off things.
06:50She's blowing me out.
06:51Misha Hussain's got one of those blow-up hot tubs.
06:54She really thinks she's all that?
06:56Well, I'm not into a bit later now, so maybe we can do something.
06:58There you go.
06:59Like what?
07:00I don't know.
07:01Anything.
07:01Anything?
07:02You're a brave man, aren't you?
07:10Yeah.
07:23There you go, mate.
07:24You can tap me out.
07:25Lovely.
07:25You don't need a receipt, do you?
07:26Good lad.
07:27Yeah, that right?
07:28You're doing a whiffer out for Patrick.
07:30Yeah, lads.
07:30Listen, I know.
07:31Times are hard, but come on, dig deep, yeah?
07:33Poor bloke.
07:34Whoever did that one stringing up, didn't they?
07:36Oh, definitely.
07:36Come on, every little helps.
07:38Yeah.
07:38Come on.
07:38Oh, here he is.
07:42What are you doing here?
07:43It's all right.
07:45It's all right.
07:46Frisk me.
07:46You're quiet.
07:47It's good.
07:49Come on.
07:49Come on.
07:52Oh, here he is.
07:54What are you doing here?
07:55It's Tommy.
07:56Vicky said it'd be all right if I came over.
07:58Haven't you got something to say to us first?
08:02What, you think you could just come waltzing in here without an apology?
08:05Torrin.
08:08I was out of order.
08:09I'm going to say that again.
08:10Who do you think you are, anyway?
08:12Never.
08:13Ever.
08:15Talk to a woman like that, you understand?
08:17Do you know what?
08:18You're lucky that I didn't knock you into the back end of next week.
08:21If you was a few years old, I'll see.
08:23I can't.
08:24I know you're upset about your mum, but there's no excuse, right?
08:27Yeah.
08:28Which is why I'm willing to give you a bit of slack, but if you put one toe out of line.
08:32I won't.
08:33I swear.
08:36All right.
08:36Come on.
08:37Tommy's upstairs.
08:40You behave, all right?
08:41Yeah, of course.
08:42Come on, Patrick.
08:44You've got to try a little taste, I can't.
08:46Oh, I ain't hungry, man.
08:49I just want to rest.
08:50I know, sweetheart, but you've got to build up your strength.
09:03Maybe I can find something else to tempt you.
09:15How's he doing?
09:15Well, physically, the doctors are pleased with his progress, but he's dull.
09:24No, no, it's hospitals, innit?
09:26He'll be all right once he's back home.
09:28Well, if he don't want to eat something.
09:30You bring the Irish moss?
09:32Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:33Um, you go get a coffee or something.
09:34You look knackered.
09:39That's from Vinny.
09:41But he thought it would keep his mind off things if he could pick out a few winners.
09:45I know you don't approve, but...
09:50Well, if it will keep his mind off things.
09:58Look what your friend Vinny sent you.
10:13It's nice to know your friends are still thinking about you.
10:15My, oh, he can choose from all these so many names and numbers.
10:23He's a practice, innit, Patrick?
10:25Look, I fancy this one.
10:27Bellevue 3, 230, Southwell.
10:30Sure.
10:30Useless or soft-grown.
10:36Aztec, mystic.
10:38Long-hulled.
10:40But improving all the time.
10:42Yeah.
10:52And I did not see this coming, eh?
10:54You love it.
10:58There.
10:59What do you reckon?
11:00Yeah, very bougie.
11:03I'm not sure my commanding officer is going to agree,
11:05but why don't we take a few photos before you've got to clean it off, yeah?
11:07Ah.
11:08All right.
11:15Go on.
11:17Not worrying about your dad, are you?
11:21I just miss him.
11:24I know he's not going to be gone forever, but...
11:26Feels like it, right?
11:28What are you looking forward to most when he does get back?
11:33Oh, I haven't even thought about it.
11:38Everything.
11:39What's first?
11:41Big party?
11:42DJ?
11:43Photo booth?
11:43I don't want to share him.
11:45I don't want to share him.
11:45I don't want to share him.
11:46Not straight away.
11:47Kitchen disco to start with.
11:50Calvin Harris to kick off the dancing.
11:51No.
11:53Yeah, I've forgotten.
11:54Look, I could.
11:56My hips might have seized up a little bit, but...
11:58Our dad says, don't use it, you lose it.
12:01HE LAUGHS
12:02When you wake up in the morning
12:05And you shed up out of darkness
12:08So come on, the night
12:11When you wake up in the morning
12:13Darling, I'll be by your side
12:16What's the matter?
12:18Nothing, mate
12:21We're just, um...
12:22We had a lot of fun, didn't we?
12:26Everything that's gone on is just, uh...
12:28It's easy to forget
12:30Thank you
12:38Don't worry
12:43Coaster's clear
12:44I've had Vicky bend in my ear all morning
12:48Thank goodness she's got the afternoon off
12:50Look, I told her
12:52Accidents happen
12:53And granted it was an expensive one
12:56And I don't suppose
12:58Joel's running with Cat helped either
13:00She told you about that and all, did she?
13:02What's got him to me?
13:04I mean, I know he ain't short on confidence
13:06But talk to a grown woman like that
13:09You know what teenagers are like these days
13:11Easily influenced
13:13You want to nip that in a bud?
13:15To be honest
13:16I thought I had
13:18Listen, just ignore me
13:20Right, he'll be fine
13:22It's probably just the fact
13:23Even so, you don't want to take the chances
13:25If you want to talk about it
13:28Harvey's had a few problems with his son
13:31Well, that's one way of putting it
13:33Yeah, he's in prison
13:35Oh, lovely
13:36Yeah
13:37And he's going to be there a long time
13:38So, uh...
13:39If you ever want any advice on how not to do things
13:42I'll be mad
13:43Want a coffee?
13:46Yeah, lovely
13:46Thanks
13:47And it's Energy Flash
13:49Nudging ahead as they come inside the final furlong
13:52Come on, Astic Mystic
13:53Takes the lead
13:54Purpose Maker
13:55Gaining fast on the inside
13:57It's neck and neck
13:58As they approach the line
13:59And it's Purpose Maker
14:01Purpose Maker
14:02Wins by a short head
14:03Glass of house white, please
14:13Sure
14:13Make it a large one
14:14Don't judge me
14:17It's been a long morning
14:18I bet last night was fine
14:20I don't know
14:21Got a mouth on him, innit, your jaw?
14:23Did Kat tell you what he said?
14:25I got a taste of it myself
14:27What did Russ not tell you?
14:29Mmm
14:30Things kind of escalated when we got him home
14:34How do you set them straight when they think they know it all, eh?
14:38Here we go
14:39Chase, we're gonna need a bottle
14:41And that was the first time you knew anything about it?
14:46Yeah
14:47But I mean, I had my suspicions
14:49I knew Aaron weren't no angel, but
14:51I mean the police told me he targeted this fella
14:54Just because of the colour of his skin
14:55I'm
14:55Just can't get your head around it, right?
15:00Look, Joel's not racist
15:02But some of the things that he comes out with
15:05I just can't understand where they come from
15:08Mmm
15:10You can't, or you just don't want to?
15:12Look, there's stuff you could say back in the day
15:18And I never meant nothing about it either
15:19But, you know, words matter
15:21I'm not saying that you're responsible for whatever it is that's going on
15:26I'm sure it's way more complicated than that
15:28He's really angry
15:32Like, his mum practically abandoned him
15:35Alright
15:36I went
15:38When Aaron's mum left
15:40I was so wrapped up in my own pain
15:43Boys and blokes, eh?
15:47We just don't know how to talk about any important stuff, do we?
15:51So
15:51I ranted and raved
15:53And I told him how stupid he was
15:55But
15:56All I'd done was just
15:58Pushing further down that dark path
16:00You can't just let him get away with it, can you?
16:02No, no, of course not
16:03You've got to tell him what he's done wrong, but
16:04Well, just so long as he knows you've got his back
16:08Do you trust him?
16:10Even if I don't?
16:11Yeah
16:11Especially then
16:13Look, if there's one thing that I've learnt from all this
16:17Is you've got to keep the door open
16:20Cos if he can't come to you
16:22If you're not there to listen
16:24Trust me, mate
16:26There will be a whole long line of wrongs, it will be
16:29Hello, babe
16:42How you doing?
16:45No, you can't bring him on yet
16:46Cos I haven't fixed the
16:48I've been running around
16:52Getting stuff for Patrick
16:53Trying to get the money together for Denz's trip
16:55No, not yet
16:58I can't do everything all at once
16:59I'll go get Jack
17:03And sort the window
17:04What?
17:07No, you're breaking up
17:08No, sorry, I can't hear you
17:09Oh, he just makes me so angry
17:13If you knew the sacrifices that we had made for that boy
17:16Well, as teenagers, isn't it?
17:19Ungrateful, selfish
17:20I mean, if it's any consolation
17:22They're all horrible
17:23It's just puberty
17:24It turns them into monsters
17:26Yeah, but we've all been there
17:27You was a nightmare
17:28You weren't much better
17:30I was winding your nan up
17:31Well, that weren't difficult
17:33I can hear her now
17:35I hope you're enjoying this, Pauline
17:37I just don't want you thinking
17:41He's getting that kind of talk from me and Ross
17:43Listen, it's everywhere, right?
17:45It's all over the internet
17:46Don't even have to look for it
17:48I mean, some of the stuff that pops up on Lil's phone
17:50Ross wants us to ban him
17:53Yeah, and a bit of processor
17:54Yeah, neat
17:55That's going to set you back like a hundred quid
17:57You're going to have to find a pretty good job
17:58Mate, I ain't paying for it
18:00Vicky's gone off the deep end
18:01Typical woman, hysterical
18:03I'll give her a few days to calm down
18:05Turn on the charm
18:06She'll be sweet
18:07Yeah
18:08She's got to know how to handle him, innit?
18:11All right, you two
18:12Where do you think you're going?
18:13Just getting a drink
18:14Yeah?
18:15Make sure it's a lemonade
18:17I'm watching you
18:19Just lemonade
18:20Some of these influencers, they think they're God's gift
18:23They think that women should just be full of silicone
18:25Do as they're told and keep their mouth shut
18:28I mean, it ain't funny
18:29I'd like to know where this woman's world is
18:32I bet there ain't a woman in here who ain't been harassed
18:34Yeah, they wish
18:35Oh, excuse me
18:38Joel
18:38I'm just saying
18:39No, well, don't
18:40Cos Stacey's right
18:42You have got no idea what it's like
18:44You think as you're a boy that you can just say and do whatever you want
18:47No, where's that sense of entitlement come from?
18:49Cos it ain't me and your dad
18:50You ain't getting another laptop
18:53You what?
18:53No, you can't do that
18:54You promised
18:55Yeah
18:55And I've changed my mind
18:56Shall we go and sit down?
18:58No, I can't go to school without a new lad
18:59Yeah, it ain't up for debate
19:01I have indulged you for far too long
19:04Listen
19:06If you manage to stay out of trouble for at least a month or so
19:10Then maybe we can have a rethink
19:11But for right now
19:12Can we have another bottle, please?
19:15Yeah, of course
19:15Yep
19:44King's on my back, you know
19:46All right, thanks
19:49See you around minding about half an hour, yeah?
19:54What are you doing?
19:56Police are checking bins
19:57I've got to get rid of my stuff
19:58In broad daylight?
20:00What?
20:01Are you trying to get caught?
20:03We'll bring it round the back
20:04And we'll sort it when it's dark
20:05The whole room?
20:08We're in the bin bag
20:09Oh, come on
20:26She didn't mean it
20:28You'll talk her round
20:31After all your stupid aunt said
20:33Who in their right mind would harass her, anyway?
20:37Maybe not in his right mind, but
20:39It's not funny, mate
20:42He really messed with her
20:44That freak, Theo
20:48He thought he owned her
20:50Just because they met on secret camp
20:52I felt like that
20:53He held the body
20:57I'm gonna go because I said to you it's just what I mean.
21:00Right now I'm going to go to the right corner.
21:04So I thought we'll have to do a good job.
21:09I'm going to go because I've been here.
21:12It's a good job.
21:14I'll do what I need for the first time.
21:16I like it.
21:19I like it.
21:21Wow.
21:23I like it.
21:24Oh.
21:26We'll take it to a clothes bank in the supermarket as soon as it gets dark.
21:31Act normal, all right? Just relax.
21:46I want my money.
21:48What money? We told you last night.
21:51Ah, yeah. You don't know what I'm talking about, right?
21:55Honey, that says different.
22:00Forensics would have a field day.
22:03So, unless you want me to take it to the station...
22:10You off?
22:13Yeah, I am. You gonna come make dinner?
22:15Oh, you've got your key. There's chips in the freezer.
22:18Well, Dad's been working all day.
22:19What is this, 1950? You stay and drink your drink.
22:23I should actually...
22:24Sorry, sorry. How drunk are you? How embarrassing is that?
22:27Oi! Show a bit of respect.
22:30To you, Ice Skater 95, you dirty little prostitute.
22:33Joel!
22:34What are you? Get out! Before I throw you out!
22:37Hat is fine, all right? Is that supposed to upset me?
22:40I ain't ashamed of my body or my stretch marks or any of it,
22:43and I don't need some stupid little boy who knows nothing about it
22:46telling me what to do with it.
22:48Right, do you know what a skater is?
22:49Someone who gets knocked up whilst they're still in school,
22:51and it's in a dictionary with a picture of your daughter!
22:54Sorry.
22:56Oi! Oi!
22:57Oi!
22:58You deserve that! After what you said about my linen.
23:00Now get out of my pub, you bard!
23:03You said you were gonna deal with it, so I so deal with it!
23:06Well, yeah, I mean, she's very talented that girl, aren't she?
23:10Although I don't think much of her model.
23:13I... I don't know, I sat about his hands.
23:17Hang on.
23:22What's that?
23:24Have you got a death wish or something?
23:25I thought you were done with it.
23:26Oh, yeah. All right.
23:27No, what, what, what?
23:28Your mates don't send your holiday snaps, Jack.
23:30Not in budgie smugglers, they don't, no.
23:32Come here.
23:36I can't wait to see your tan like this.
23:38What are you doing, mate?
23:39It's nothing, all right?
23:40It's just a bit of harmless flirting.
23:41Well, I'm sure Phil and Ben ain't gonna see it like that.
23:43And what about Lexi, eh?
23:44Do you really wanna throw away everything?
23:45No, all right, no.
23:46I want back what we had.
23:48Me, Ben, Lex, I'll delete it, all right?
23:51I promise.
23:52Look, gone, all right?
23:55I swear.
23:58Jack.
24:06She humiliated me.
24:07I don't care.
24:08You can't hit a woman.
24:09Oh, but she can hit me.
24:11I'm a kid.
24:12You called her daughter a...
24:14A scare.
24:15Yeah, because she is one.
24:16Do you think it's okay for a 13-year-old to have a baby?
24:19No, of course I don't.
24:20But we've been over this.
24:22There are certain things you just can't say no matter what that muppet on the internet tells you.
24:26Oh, I wish I ain't shown you now.
24:28You think I'm stupid, don't you?
24:29No.
24:30No.
24:31I don't.
24:32And...
24:33I am glad that you showed me.
24:35You're a good kid, Joel.
24:37I know that.
24:38And I get that it's confusing.
24:40When I started out, you know, women were flattered if you whistled at them.
24:46Now, on sight, it's instant sacking.
24:49But getting angry and calling people names is only ever going to get you into trouble.
24:54And I don't want that for you.
24:55And I don't want you turning into other people for advice, either.
24:59I'm your dad.
25:00I've got your back.
25:05To prove it, if you want to go back to Walford Hyatt and be with your mates...
25:10then you're going to need one of these when you do.
25:22But you promised me now, no more influencers and no more filming.
25:30If you get tempted, talk to me.
25:35I'm here.
25:37All right.
25:52So it's all booked?
25:53Deluxe Yerch.
25:54For VIP village access.
25:56Should have seen Danzy's face when I told him.
26:00But I understand that you're scared, Patrick, but he won't come back.
26:04Scared?
26:05I'm not scared.
26:08Look, we just need to get you home.
26:10Look, the doctor's just been and there's a chance they might discharge him in the morning.
26:15I was an old man.
26:18They can't just chuck me out because they were on the bed.
26:21I ain't ready.
26:25Well, maybe not right away, you know.
26:27Maybe after a good night's sleep.
26:29I am not going anywhere.
26:30Victoria Falls is neither the tallest nor the blindest in the world.
26:44But I'm not going anywhere.
26:45I'm not going anywhere.
26:46Maybe after a good night's sleep.
26:47I am outside.
26:48You're not outside the shower.
26:49No, no, no.
26:50You're still here.
26:51No, no, no.
26:52I'm outside.
26:53I'm outside.
26:54Like, the last night's sleep?
26:55I'm outside.
26:56We're outside.
26:57Oh, I'm outside.
26:58I'm outside of the bed.
26:59I'm outside.
27:00I'm outside.
27:01Oh, I'm outside.
27:02You're outside.