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00:30Stay right where you are!
00:39Dylan!
00:41It's six in the morning.
00:43What are you doing?
00:44Cleaning up after last night's tea, you know, as soon as I can't pay anything for me staying.
00:48Oh, don't be daft.
00:51What's happening in here with all these diddy balls, eh?
00:54Leftovers.
00:54I didn't want to bin all without checking.
00:56What, half a soggy spud with fluff on it?
00:59Oh, sweetheart, we don't eat fluff.
01:01Not in this house.
01:03You're not on scraps any more, right?
01:05Right.
01:06Why don't I make us all a nice round of sauce?
01:08Because I don't know about you, but I could do us some breakfast.
01:11Sounds good.
01:11Right, you.
01:12Sit yourself down, right?
01:13Get your leg in her, right?
01:14Did you sleep well last night?
01:30Yes, I did.
01:34Doing it!
01:35Sorry, sorry.
01:36I know I promised I'd back off.
01:38It's still really early days.
01:39Yes, I know.
01:41Will you be okay on your own if I go and nip out with Jacob for a bit?
01:43Mmm.
01:46Go.
01:54Was I too negative?
01:57No.
01:58We need to keep reminding her.
01:59You know, even if this embryo does stick, anything can happen.
02:05Yeah, here's hoping.
02:07That you are pregnant.
02:09I mean.
02:10Right.
02:11How about a walk?
02:14I know you're pretty much used to being horizontal, but...
02:18your official rest period has ended.
02:20I was going to mooch across to the pub.
02:22You know, give orders from a barstool.
02:25Right, so you'd rather go to work than hang out with me.
02:28Come on.
02:29I'll bring snacks.
02:31Oh, I can hardly contain my excitement.
02:34Sorry.
02:35I'm sorry.
02:36I am being a mardy cow.
02:37Yeah.
02:38I'd love a walk.
02:44Look at us having a leisurely breakfast.
02:48Cheers, mate.
02:49Thanks.
02:50You approve, though, right?
02:52Yeah, I just wasn't sure of the ground rules
02:56if you'd be there when I woke up this morning.
03:00Steph.
03:00I just realised it was a bit sudden I was sleeping together,
03:03so I wouldn't judge if you'd altered.
03:06Why on earth would I do that?
03:08Well, because I don't trust everything off the last time.
03:13But your head was a mess.
03:15You weren't in the right place for a relationship.
03:18But I am now.
03:20Is that a question or a statement?
03:22So, has there, er, has there been anyone?
03:30Huh?
03:31Well, women.
03:32I know I have absolutely no right to be jealous.
03:34I just, I just want to know.
03:37Nah.
03:38Full disclosure?
03:40Full disclosure.
03:41Having made it obvious enough that I am a one-woman man
03:44and that my woman is you.
03:46Aww.
03:47Aww.
03:49So we're back on then?
03:50It's official?
03:51It's a yes from me.
03:54We could go back to yours and, er, celebrate.
03:57Honestly, nurse, I've not, er, not felt this safe in a long time, just trusting that you're not going to hurt me.
04:09Oh, hey.
04:14Just seen Dylan lurking outside yours.
04:16Well, not lurking.
04:17I wouldn't use that word.
04:18Maybe you tried the hostels again today.
04:19They're going to ring me back.
04:23You told you about Dylan?
04:24Yeah, it's no problem him staying, you know.
04:27You said one night.
04:29Ish.
04:30Maybe more.
04:31We'll see.
04:33Marlon, he's a child.
04:34He's no family of his own.
04:35He's no home.
04:37And he's dealing with this horrible injury.
04:39What do the doctor say?
04:40When's his next check-up?
04:42Paddy?
04:43Is there a problem?
04:44Is his leg okay?
04:45There's no problem.
04:46He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he...
04:48Fine.
04:50I wasn't going to say anything because it has no relevance to anything, but I treated him myself.
04:54What?
04:55He's got an open wound.
04:56He's got a raging infection.
04:57He refused to go to the hospital.
04:59You're not a doctor.
05:00Okay, then.
05:01Well, it's either that or risk losing a limb.
05:02Do you have any idea what you have done?
05:05It's nothing I couldn't handle.
05:07I stitched the lacerations and gave him a course of antibiotics.
05:10Lacerations?
05:10What sort of lacerations?
05:11Puncture wounds?
05:14He fell on some nails sticking out of a fence.
05:17He fell on a fence?
05:19Yeah.
05:21You don't fall on a fence.
05:24Fences are vertical.
05:25Right.
05:26So these, these puncture wounds, could they have come from the prongs of a pitchfork?
05:33Yeah.
05:34There we have it.
05:36Dylan is the intruder that was stabbed by Kyle.
05:41Oh.
05:48Remember that?
05:51You're like a walking Google map for our Al-Frisco sex life, aren't you?
05:55Yeah.
05:56Who knew you found pine needles at your bun so erotic?
05:58I find you erotic.
06:02Stop.
06:03No, I do.
06:04I do.
06:15That felt nice.
06:17I think maybe we could get a bit of tree action in before we go home.
06:20Oh, sadly, I think the time for devil mint is off the table.
06:25Oh, come on.
06:26Come on, we can have a bit of fun.
06:28Come on, we can use our imagination, shall we?
06:31Come on.
06:32Ah!
06:33Charity!
06:34Are you all right?
06:40You'd better take me home.
06:42Yeah.
06:42Yeah, yeah.
06:44Idiot.
06:45Ah!
06:45You okay?
06:46Yeah.
06:47I've got you.
06:49It's a joke.
06:52Right, so I'll book you Thursday same time next week, yeah?
06:55Lovely.
06:56See you later.
06:59So, Gabby's flown off to Portugal, has she?
07:03Why should I go with?
07:05Well, because I've got work.
07:06And the wedding's in six weeks, so I've got all this wedmin stuff to do, aren't I?
07:10Wedmin?
07:11That's what Gabby calls it.
07:13Oh?
07:15Who's Gabby now?
07:17Hiya, love.
07:18Buongiorno.
07:19It's Italian, that.
07:22Right, sorry.
07:23Yeah, erm, wedmin stuff.
07:26Yeah, you see, I was going to make a start on it, but, erm, Chip peed all over the spreadsheet.
07:34Yeah, pen.
07:36Pen?
07:36Got a pen?
07:37Cheers.
07:39Okay, yeah, go ahead.
07:41Er, vintage limo.
07:44Yep.
07:45Proper old, like, chitty, chitty, bang, bang.
07:48Yeah, but you don't want it to have wings, do you?
07:49Because that's, well, that's, let's pretend.
07:53Yeah, yep, okay.
07:54Er, branding.
07:56Two minutes, you're branding.
07:58Talk to Bella about crest.
08:00What crest?
08:01What, like, what you're going to war with in battle?
08:03Yes, mother.
08:04You can't possibly be serious.
08:05You've got to be for comedy value.
08:06Oh.
08:07Sorry, go on.
08:09Erm.
08:11Serpent what?
08:14Serpentine table scapes.
08:18Yeah, okay, I'll 100% make sure that's on Bell's radar, yeah?
08:21Why?
08:23You're drinking cocktails already?
08:25Yeah, porn stars.
08:27Ovs.
08:27All right, okay, yeah, I'll, erm, I'll speak to you in a bit.
08:30Love you.
08:31Bye-bye.
08:31Bye-bye.
08:33Sweetheart, are you sure about all this?
08:36I mean, what even is table scape?
08:39I guess we'll find out on the day, won't we?
08:40But, sweetheart...
08:41Mum, please, don't fuss, all right?
08:42If it's what Gabby wants...
08:43If it's what Gabby wants...
08:44No, I'm just saying, she's not marrying herself.
08:47It's supposed to be 50-50.
08:49Okay, well, I love Gabby and I can't wait for this wedding,
08:51so please, please, Mum, just be happy, because I am, yeah?
09:03Hey!
09:04How was it at Paddy and Mandy's?
09:05You said you'd ring Meg.
09:06Erm, yeah, sorry, it got a little bit late.
09:09We were just chatting.
09:10Chatting?
09:12Well, Mandy mostly.
09:13We had beet potatoes.
09:15Oh, see?
09:16Told you it was worth sticking around.
09:17What are you doing now?
09:18Er, just going to town.
09:20Oh, what for?
09:21I'll come with you.
09:21Erm, just going to see some hostel that'll be boring, so...
09:24My dad said that they're all full.
09:26Yeah, I just want to go see you in person.
09:29Well, they can't magic you up a place, Dylan.
09:31It'd be a waste of a trip.
09:34Wait, you're not planning on taking off without telling me, are you?
09:36No!
09:39You're acting really shifty, and I know when you're lying, Dylan.
09:42Okay.
09:42I'm going to see my drug counsellor from rehab.
09:46That's why you can't come.
09:47Well, why can't you just say that?
09:49I don't know, cos it's private, innit?
09:52What, even from me?
09:55Fine.
09:56Hope it goes well.
09:57Kyle was absolutely traumatised.
10:11I mean, that could have been Leo.
10:13Rona, no.
10:14And Moira put it down to Joe.
10:15She got arrested for assorting Lydia.
10:17Yeah, but that...
10:18That wasn't Dylan's fault, to be fair.
10:20With respect, Rona, you seem to have no idea about the situations these kids can find themselves in.
10:25These kids?
10:26Yeah, like the ones I used to foster.
10:29Young people disenfranchised from the families facing the most precarious existence.
10:33But you're not fostering Dylan.
10:35I can have empathy.
10:36We've been nothing but empathetic.
10:38I'm talking about now, when he really needs us.
10:41He was injured, Rona.
10:43You know, if April hadn't found him, bought him to the vet.
10:45Coerced Paddy into breaking every professional code.
10:48Well, he trusted me.
10:49I'm not betraying that.
10:50Look, I know how invested we all are, but that boy, he broke into Moira's barn looking for drugs.
10:56He had no choice.
10:57Which is why we need to tell her.
10:59What?
11:00Who?
11:00Moira!
11:01These people could be very dangerous, and I'm surprised you're being so blase, knowing April's involved.
11:06Rona, just wait.
11:07Don't do this.
11:07No, I have to.
11:08Rona, please.
11:22Stop.
11:23Who's this actually going to benefit?
11:25It doesn't need to benefit anyone.
11:26It's about doing what's right.
11:27Listen, April will never forgive us.
11:29Is that what you want?
11:30Moira's just going to ring the police.
11:32And if Dylan gets arrested, he'll go straight back into the system.
11:34And if by some miracle, the police are lenient with him, well...
11:37Cain certainly won't be.
11:39They broke in.
11:40One of them threatened Kyle.
11:42But this is Dylan's chance to turn his life around.
11:44Do you really want to destroy that?
11:46He's a child.
11:47He's barely older than April.
11:48And if you think back to how desperately you were trying to find her, no-one's trying to find Dylan.
11:56Can I do anything?
11:57No.
11:59Just wish we'd stayed at home like I wanted.
12:01Well, do you think there's any chance that the baby...
12:06It's not a baby, is it?
12:09It's just a tiny, small, fragile little dot.
12:14You heard that.
12:19Do you feel any different?
12:21Well, I'm not bleeding, if that's what you mean.
12:25I'd know, wouldn't I?
12:26It was mainly on my side.
12:29I only rolled on my stomach a bit, so...
12:32Yeah, you would have been protecting it.
12:34Instinct.
12:36Still stupid of us, though, wasn't it?
12:38Charity, it wasn't your fault.
12:53I've got you a Coke, lad.
12:54Could have been a pint, like.
12:56Dream on.
12:57I'm not encouraging underage drinking.
13:02That's payment for a job well done.
13:04Well, you look brighter, anyway, and cleaner.
13:10You can smell soap for once.
13:13Where are you staying?
13:14Just this mate of April's dad, the vet.
13:18The vet.
13:20Does he often take in homeless street urchins?
13:23No, he's just a good bloke.
13:26Nothing dodgy?
13:28No, no, he's married his wife on his beauty salon on the corner.
13:30Oh.
13:31That explains the glow-up.
13:33Shut up.
13:35Well, sounds like you landed on your tootsies, mate.
13:38I shall cross you off my worried list.
13:41It was only supposed to be one night, you know what I mean?
13:43They've been dead kind, I don't want to take Mick.
13:45Yeah.
13:46Well, you'll need, um, cash, then.
13:51Because I've got another job for you tomorrow.
13:53It's a good one.
13:54I saved it just for you.
13:58Oh, thanks, Ray.
14:01Don't look too grateful, Sam.
14:02Sorry, could you ask someone else?
14:06It's just way harder now, you know, having to lie to everyone all the time.
14:10Mandy, Paddy, April.
14:15Ah.
14:15So I knew there was a girl behind it.
14:21She's just a man.
14:22D-man.
14:23We're, um, we're pals, yeah?
14:25I want you to be happy.
14:27You want to take a little holiday from real life?
14:29You go ahead.
14:30You go ahead.
14:31Do you want to get back to her?
14:32I see how it is.
14:34I've been there.
14:35All right, go.
14:37Go.
14:39Go on.
14:40All right.
14:41I will.
14:45Enjoy.
14:45I've got some up for you.
14:56Nice or not?
14:57Nice.
14:58I hope.
14:59Unless you're a chronometrophobic.
15:01A what?
15:02A few of these.
15:04I was on the chase.
15:06A watch.
15:07Well done.
15:08And what a classic timepiece it is to limited edition celebrity endorsed.
15:14Which celebrity?
15:15Me.
15:17I mean, look, I can see that it's, you know, quite high-end, but I can't afford any extras with wedding round corners.
15:23It's a gift, you divvy.
15:24I'm asking you to pay.
15:26What?
15:26An early wedding present.
15:28To where were you soot?
15:29You didn't look sharp, bro.
15:30No, Cammie, it's far too much, man.
15:32Vinny, it's yours.
15:34My mate works for a shopping channel, man.
15:35He gets them dead cheap.
15:37I don't know what to say.
15:39A thanks will do.
15:41Just glad you're over your wedding wobbles.
15:44If you get me.
15:45Yeah.
15:45Of course.
15:47I love Gabby.
15:49Great.
15:56So glad you waited and you didn't let any of my baggage put you off.
16:02No chance.
16:04I was convinced you'd move on.
16:06Not this again.
16:07What?
16:09To find someone less hard work, less needy.
16:13Hey, I like hard work.
16:15I've had easy.
16:16It's boring.
16:17All right, so if I was some cool, confident, non-basket case check, you wouldn't be interested?
16:23What are you on about?
16:24An imaginary, uncomplicated girlfriend.
16:26Oh, will you stop tying me in knots?
16:28No time for an imaginary girlfriend.
16:30Got my hands full with you.
16:32Don't overpromise I've had that before.
16:34I love you.
16:35That's all.
16:37I'm not going to bail if you need another time out.
16:40There's no need to push me away.
16:41Russ Barton, I've just found out your secret.
16:49What?
16:51And underneath all that tough guy stuff, you were actually a really, really good guy.
16:57All right?
16:58How was your counsellor?
16:59Er...
17:00They weren't there.
17:01More like you didn't go.
17:03Fine.
17:04Whatever.
17:05You obviously want to shut me out, so that's cool.
17:08April, I'm sorry.
17:09I just had to sort some out.
17:10All right?
17:11But now I'm all yours.
17:12Really?
17:13Really.
17:14I've been thinking about it all day.
17:16What?
17:17I'm sorry.
17:18I'm sorry.
17:19I'm sorry.
17:20I just had to sort some out.
17:21All right?
17:22But now I'm all yours.
17:23Really?
17:24Really.
17:25I've been thinking about it all day.
17:28Oh, keep off there.
17:31That's good.
17:32Erm...
17:33Couple of things.
17:34What?
17:35Okay, erm...
17:38We think we know how you really hurt your leg.
17:41I wish you'd told us.
17:43Are you gonna dub me in?
17:45No.
17:46No.
17:47We discussed it and we agreed that our priority is supporting you.
17:51Yeah.
17:52And me and Mandy have agreed you can stay longer.
17:55Even though I lied, I don't understand.
17:57Well, my guess is you were following orders.
18:00It was just supposed to be in and out.
18:02All right?
18:03They were never meant to be a kid.
18:04I didn't know it was gonna happen.
18:05Is he okay?
18:06It's Kyle, right?
18:07Kyle, yeah.
18:08Yeah, he will be.
18:09Listen, Dylan.
18:10I'm...
18:11I'm worried about how quickly you got mixed up in drugs even after leaving rehab.
18:13What we don't want to happen is for you to start using again.
18:16I won't.
18:17I'm clean.
18:18He is, Dad.
18:20Even when he was in a load of pain with his leg, he didn't touch a thing.
18:24Well, that's...
18:25That's good.
18:26Look, I'm sorry about the farm, but that's the last time I'm gonna do anything dodgy.
18:30All right?
18:31You and Paddy have been right kind.
18:32I mean, it'd just be like throwing it back in your face.
18:35Well, I appreciate the intention.
18:38I swear on April's life, you can trust me now, yeah?
18:49Okay.
18:51And we need some rings to match.
18:53Oh, and a nice other cuff on the other wrist.
18:55When you say cuff, I just think of, like, handcuffs.
18:58You're not into fashion, are you?
19:01I just tend to go for more, like, you know, pre-love stuff.
19:05Well, lucky you've got me as your stylist.
19:08Right, come on.
19:09I've got some options on mine.
19:10I'd love to, Cammy, but I've got to strip down the car before Aaron gets back.
19:13Oh.
19:14What sort of car?
19:15Nothing you'd be interested in.
19:16Actually, can I have a little nosy?
19:19I'm looking for a walnut knob for my gear stick.
19:21Well, I don't think we've got one of them, but, I mean, yeah, go for it.
19:24Yes, my man!
19:46The lad's doing well.
19:53Found some local vet to take him in.
19:56Yes, exactly.
19:58Even got himself a girlfriend.
20:00Heartwarming stuff, bless him.
20:03Oh, yeah, yeah, she's sweet, innocent, and all the rest.
20:08She can definitely be useful to us.
20:13Yeah, okay.
20:16Sorry, just let me know if there's any developments.
20:27Yep.
20:30You're blaming me.
20:31I know you are, it's obvious.
20:33Please, Mark, not now.
20:38Oh, on the sofa.
20:39I love that.
20:41Yeah, all good.
20:42Me and Jacob just went to town, really trying not to look at baby clothes.
20:45Look, I know it's too early and we didn't go in, we just stood outside with our minds blown from the cuteness.
20:53Oh.
20:55Will you do me a favour? Will you get my book from upstairs, babe?
20:57He tried earlier, couldn't find it, useless.
20:59Yeah.
21:05Are you going to tell her?
21:07There's nothing to tell.
21:09I'm not going to panic her for no reason, this whole thing has been stressful enough as it is.
21:14It's not no reason.
21:16It's my body, Mark.
21:18I feel fine.
21:19It'll all be fine.
21:21You know what, this is just a lesson.
21:23To avoid your daft ideas in the future.
21:25Yeah.