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00:00Music
00:25Alright, well that is me.
00:27polished, primed, and fully pumped.
00:30Morning. Morning.
00:33Oh, you two cooked all this up?
00:37Well, both metaphorically and literally, yeah.
00:43Come and join me.
00:43Look, no, no, you start.
00:45We, uh, we still haven't showered.
00:47Seeing as you've been pampering yourself since five.
00:51Well, you know, it'll all be worth it
00:53when Bernie sees you walking down the aisle
00:55looking like a bus.
00:58A big turquoise bus.
01:01Well, vivid colours are traditional at Hindu Eddings.
01:05I googled it.
01:06Oh.
01:07Uh, did Auntie Rani land okay?
01:10Well, I hope so.
01:11She hasn't answered my text, but I'll keep on drawing.
01:14And, uh, oh.
01:16Perfect.
01:17I'd stick to your trademark brew if I were you.
01:19No, not me, you fool.
01:22I've got this.
01:23It's Danny's favourite.
01:23We've got an app market store in Mumbai.
01:26Ilang Ilang.
01:28So, good to name it twice.
01:29Right, give it here.
01:30I'll take it round.
01:31You eat.
01:32Okay.
01:33It's going to be a long day.
01:34I'm taking advantage of a free bathroom.
01:36Okay, now hold that, son.
01:44This was your grandfather's.
01:47One of the aunties found it and insisted it come to me.
01:52Why are you giving it to me?
01:54Because you're my son.
01:55And because I've said it a thousand times before, but I am so very proud of you.
01:59And I want to thank you for taking care of the business as well as a way.
02:04Also, I have a thousand of these upstairs in the, in the drawer.
02:09Come on.
02:17I gave your sister my grandmother's brush.
02:20Did you really think I'm leaving out?
02:24I don't deserve this.
02:26They said posh from Mumbai.
02:34Oh, he is so thoughtful.
02:40Oh.
02:46No, no, no.
02:47Enough.
02:47Enough with the rude.
02:49I don't want to look like flaming Miss Piggy.
02:51What do you want to do with yourself?
02:53No.
02:54Well, then.
02:54They've all got Karras' bug now.
02:57Oh.
02:58Just look here and look after him.
03:00No, I can't get married without my grandkids.
03:02I'm already missing our Apollo.
03:04Well, if you want a vomit in the way down the aisle, be my guest.
03:08Hey, I can set my phone up as a camera and issue and live streaming.
03:12Can you?
03:14See, that's what posh schooling does for you.
03:17Hey, you can all watch it now.
03:19Right, let's go get ready.
03:21See you.
03:21Yeah.
03:22And don't you go upstaging me.
03:23You've been warned, eh, sir?
03:27Right, you're all good.
03:29Right, I'll go get me equipment then.
03:33I might go check on my mat phone.
03:37I've got a washroom.
03:38I'm going to go check on my mat.
03:41I'll go check on my mat.
03:44Look at me.
03:46I am marrying a respected member of the local community who also happens to be the kindest,
03:56sweetest, daftest bloke in the world.
04:00Funny how life turns out, eh?
04:05I wish you were here, son.
04:17Hello?
04:18Hi.
04:19Hey.
04:20What are you doing back?
04:21Well, the client had to reschedule, so I have got them on and off.
04:25On my day off.
04:27What are the chances?
04:30What shall we do?
04:33You're insatiable.
04:34At least let me get this.
04:36Sit off first.
04:37Oh, now you're talking.
04:40Don't be long.
04:41I'll jump to it, eh?
04:42I'll be up in five.
04:45Oh, hi.
04:46Hey.
04:47Hang on with me.
04:48I've got a key for emergencies.
04:50Right.
04:51What's the emergency?
04:53Oh, well, I painted my room in this mad flurry of enthusiasm, but the smell of it is knocking
04:59me sick, so I thought I'd come and do my uni reading round here.
05:03I figured the place would be empty.
05:05It's just, we've got them on and off.
05:11Right.
05:13Todd!
05:16Oh, I thought you'd be coming to the wedding, Nina.
05:19Not with you and Bernie working together.
05:22Oh, yeah, I am.
05:23I'm just waiting for Alex to get you.
05:26Does anyone actually believe in that until Defty was passed off?
05:29Oh, yes, you hard-hearted philistine.
05:33A lot of people, actually.
05:35Love is a many splendid thing.
05:39Hmm.
05:40That's why they write a lot of songs about you.
05:42Mm-hmm.
05:43Yeah, to sell to suckers like you.
05:45Oh, you are cheeky.
05:48When you know, you know.
05:51You know?
05:52Oh, I do.
05:52I do.
05:53I do.
05:54Oh, every day.
05:56Oh, I'm going to get to the hotel before I screw up my scrambled eggs.
06:00Oh, don't be doing that in my luxury toilets.
06:03Oh, thank you so much for keeping an eye on the place.
06:06I'm just in the mood today to have a, to have the right proper good time.
06:12You deserve it, chick.
06:15See you later.
06:15Yeah.
06:16Oh.
06:18We love you.
06:18Ah, you look perfect.
06:22Just a minute, Roy.
06:26I have got my finish on toast.
06:36Now you look perfect.
06:38Mm.
06:40Dabber.
06:42Hey, shall I have a luncheon there between a Royston and Ronnie sandwich?
06:47Mm.
06:47Is that too much?
06:49Yeah, a little bit.
06:50A little bit.
06:50Oh, well, not the heck, eh.
06:52It's a wedding.
06:52Right, come on.
06:57Hey, what are you doing?
06:59Stay out for a few minutes.
07:00She's just about to get in the shower, and I'm sure.
07:04Yeah, so I left her before she said the quads were sick.
07:08It must be the same, Bug.
07:09I thought I played it with them the other day.
07:11Oh, poor Bernie.
07:13She'll be devastated.
07:14We're not that close.
07:16I meant a bottle of quads.
07:18Oh, all right, yeah.
07:19Um, you don't mind, do you?
07:21No, you take it.
07:23I can let me head on them without you going.
07:25You're thinking too much.
07:29You don't want me germs.
07:30See ya.
07:46Oh, look at this.
07:48Why don't you?
07:49Well, as Bernie's employer, I could be allocated to the bright side, although I have been friends with them for a good number of years.
08:01Well, we'll put ourselves to tempt ourselves.
08:04Please help yourselves to a drink.
08:05Oh, thank you.
08:06I'm quite deep.
08:08Champagne, huh?
08:10Really pushing a bow out.
08:13Prosecco.
08:14Boat still in dock.
08:15So, the vision is a blend of potches and Goa beach chic.
08:20A mix of Bernie's old school hippie vibes meets traditional Hindu colours and patterns.
08:25I'm a Zeke.
08:30What?
08:32Come on.
08:33I'm just putting your pranks here.
08:36So, I thank you.
08:37It is stunning.
08:38Well, do you remember to rate how we did on our website?
08:41Of course.
08:42You might have a good marriage first.
08:43Well, in your own time, obviously.
08:45But we know you're on a budget, so Toya did this free of charge.
08:48Just materials.
08:49Think of it as our wedding gift.
08:51Yes.
08:55What's your time with my budget?
08:58Well, I'm not going to tell them that it's a no expense bad occasion now, am I?
09:03Especially the way it tastes like drink.
09:05Oh, and the pupil becomes a must-have.
09:13Hi.
09:13Hiya.
09:14You all right?
09:14Yeah.
09:15I just...
09:16Oh, Sharon.
09:17Yeah.
09:18Why did that make me a no-share?
09:21Well, because you haven't got the face for it.
09:24Well, what?
09:25I can be welcoming.
09:28You look constipated.
09:32Oh, dear Addy, look at you.
09:35The romance of it all.
09:37Oh, I'm almost hilarious in my giddiness.
09:42Well, me too.
09:43In fact, I'm that excited.
09:45I need to wait.
09:46So, if you want...
09:48Oh, I think the room looks magical.
09:52And the flowers are a crowning touch, if I do say so myself.
09:56Well, you said go easy on the flowers, Mary.
09:59Yeah, well, one of my suppliers owe me a favor, so I called it in and got a bargain.
10:03I even did Bernie a bouquet of lilies to resonate with the room.
10:10No extra charge.
10:13Oh, I could burst with happiness.
10:16Well, let's get you sat down before your head explodes.
10:18Yes.
10:19Okay.
10:21Listen.
10:21Come on, listen.
10:22Just give me one of your hands.
10:23Yeah, thank you.
10:24It's all good.
10:25Good.
10:28Yeah, how's it going?
10:29Well, don't worry about me.
10:33How are you feeling?
10:36Like I made the best decision of my life.
10:40Listen, it means a lot to your mum over here.
10:43And I'll take more than this to keep me away, mate.
10:45Well, it can't be easy fixing a relationship with your parents, especially when you start off as a stranger, right?
10:52Yeah.
10:53And now I've got the same thing with my brother.
10:55We should be here in a minute.
10:57It's funny how things work out, isn't it, Dave?
10:59Indeed.
11:02Cheers.
11:06All right.
11:06Best day.
11:07You'll be watching.
11:08Thanks, sweetheart.
11:10Why can't I get a new suit?
11:12Because we're not made of money.
11:14This is so tight.
11:15What are you doing?
11:17You know what your groceries can't lend a body for you?
11:19You know, if you're wearing a house, you'll be wearing it at your own wedding time.
11:25Oh, my tummy's going with nerves.
11:28It was the same when I saw Princess Di on that ferry.
11:31You met Princess Di?
11:33On a ferry?
11:34Come on.
11:34It'll look like it.
11:35You didn't know that at the time, was there?
11:37That's my point.
11:38Right.
11:39I'm going to go check the camera.
11:40Oh, my, uh, my pearl necklace, the one with his picture in.
11:44Should I go check here?
11:46No, no, no.
11:46It'll be at Debs.
11:47There won't be a sec.
11:48I shouldn't tell you, Dad.
11:50I'll be fine.
11:54Should I come with you?
11:55No, you go and get a drink for me.
11:57So I want you to enjoy today as well.
12:01Oh, get it off me!
12:04Mommy, look!
12:06That dog belong.
12:07Yeah.
12:08Ah, it's good to keep on waiting sometimes.
12:11Uh, bride or groom?
12:16Yeah, bride.
12:18All right.
12:18Right, I'll do it.
12:19Uh, bride?
12:21Does it really matter?
12:23No, I suppose not sit me alone.
12:26I think it's all right.
12:31Have you?
12:32Your job?
12:34I was having a laugh.
12:36Where's Eddie?
12:37He sat down there and found him.
12:39There was nobody here to greet the game.
12:40It's time to jump in.
12:42They're election of duty, I call it.
12:46You're welcome.
12:49Would you like to follow me?
12:50Oh, no, sorry.
12:51I can't...
12:51Follow me, please.
12:52Follow me, please.
12:52Oh, all right.
12:57But she's going to be about five minutes late.
12:59Which is 10 or 15 in Birdies.
13:01Yeah, but let's just chill.
13:03Can I please?
13:04Can I just get to stand around some of the drinks?
13:07Okay.
13:09Nick, um, the baby's a bit delayed.
13:14Can I get some more drinks, please?
13:16Oh, of course I have.
13:18I wanted to go and grab me after the kick-off last night.
13:21Oh, back in Mumbai.
13:24Wedding, sir.
13:25Let's hope there's no more hiccups.
13:27Sorry about this.
13:29Bye, it's prerogative.
13:31I'm used to it.
13:32Hi, everyone.
13:37Oh, hi, my daddy.
13:40Listen, we've just got a tea seat in the back.
13:43Okay, so why don't you just help yourself so I'm not a glass of champagne.
13:46Oh, don't mind if I do.
13:49It's ridiculous.
13:50Who's in China, kid?
13:52Russian brides just need a few more minutes.
13:55She's probably halfway to the tram stop, you know.
13:59I'm worried about me showing you all.
14:01Mm.
14:02Yeah, I love you.
14:17Oh, I don't know.
14:19Oh, no, you don't.
14:30Brody.
14:31Brody.
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15:06I'm sorry, I just thought...
15:08I'm going to go and put the kettle on,
15:09and then you can tell me what the heck this is all about.
15:12I thought you were getting married.
15:13Yes, and I thought you were attending.
15:15Okay?
15:26Yeah, she's just going to get her paw on that cloth.
15:28She won't get away without it, won't she?
15:31Shall I check the tram stop, Deb, just in case?
15:34See?
15:35Have you got any nibbles?
15:37Quiet, you two.
15:38Show some decorum.
15:40Oh, I do beg your pardon, scary puppy.
15:44Sorry.
15:45Right, sorry for the slight delay, folks,
15:49but we're nearly there, so...
15:50Tway, can you just pass around a little bit more bubbly, please?
15:53Yeah, of course.
15:54We'll be leathered before the vows at this rate.
15:58Mike, I know any...
15:59Nothing to be a punter for us, I tell you.
16:02I'll tell you some stories.
16:04Can you get a nap, please?
16:08Please.
16:19So this is an Englishman, Welshman, and an Indian.
16:24Who awards her to a bar.
16:25You can't miss Burnley's wedding.
16:30I mean, she's your grandma, sort of.
16:33I've got too much reading today.
16:35A boring book of early 20th century feminist poetry
16:39or your grandma's wedding.
16:40Come on.
16:42This isn't about Nina, is it?
16:46I told her our friendship was over.
16:49The last thing I want to do is make awkward small talk
16:52because we reach for the same volum on.
16:54Well, if you're this bothered about it,
16:56it sounds like the friendship isn't really over.
16:59Todd!
17:00Can we go for lunch soon, please?
17:03I could eat a right in five.
17:07Just go.
17:09I'm going.
17:11Hey, be good.
17:12See ya.
17:19Me mate lives in Alicante
17:20and I just thought if I could get enough money,
17:22me and the girls who couldn't live out there.
17:24You can't just take the girls
17:26into plain willy-nilly.
17:28There'll be a flaming manhunt.
17:34Tim and Sally have some bruises
17:36and Shanice is on.
17:38They think it was Joanie.
17:39They can't separate us.
17:42They need me.
17:43Look.
17:45Tim and Sally,
17:46me and your dad,
17:47we're here to help.
17:50And if Joanie has been acting out,
17:52then we...
17:53Brody!
17:56No, but the actual...
17:58Look, I'll explain later.
18:02Right, come on.
18:03We've got a wedding to get to.
18:07Come on, guys.
18:11But now...
18:13Where are you going?
18:13Do us a lot.
18:15There's no way out
18:18Since you push my lover aside.
18:22Oh, we're doing...
18:23The sun...
18:25Oh, I'm...
18:26Tell me, I'll tell you.
18:27Out of my head.
18:32Hopelessly devoted to you.
18:36Ooh, ooh, ooh.
18:37Yes, it's you, Roddy.
18:40Hopelessly devoted.
18:43This is part of the time we're saving.
18:46Seriously.
18:46Sweet.
18:47Sweet.
18:49Goodbye.
18:50All the time.
18:53Don't go finish her.
18:55Hopelessly devoted to you.
19:01Come here, you.
19:03Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
19:06No, no, no.
19:07Click for that, Alec.
19:09Hopelessly devoted to you.
19:16Finished.
19:17Finished.
19:22Oh, don't get it.
19:25Really, really.
19:27You're the best thing that's ever happened to me.
19:32Marry me.
19:33Say yes.
19:34Go on, Lordy.
19:35Yes.
19:35Yes.
19:37Yes.
19:37Yes.
19:39It is.
19:41So, uh, yeah.
19:43Happy, Marry.
19:44Yeah.
19:48Oh, what the heck's happening here?
19:50Oh.
19:51Well, it started with them playing time and then morphed into Debbie proposing.
19:56Woo!
19:58Oh, Bernie, that's right.
20:01What are you doing hijacking my wedding?
20:03Yeah, but it was just a spur of the moment.
20:06Oh, I'll give you a spur of the moment, lady.
20:09Sit down, please.
20:10Sit down.
20:11Never mind.
20:11Okay, never mind.
20:17Where have you been?
20:19Well, I'll explain later.
20:21Can we just, can we just get on with it, please?
20:24Get us in position.
20:25Get us in position.
20:26Joseph.
20:26Okay, where's Joseph?
20:27Joseph.
20:28Go, go, go.
20:29So, I had this live stream there.
20:31Right.
20:31Let's get this show on the road.
20:51I feel terrible flying to Kev.
20:54You'll be all free.
20:55Exactly the romantic dinner of our dreams.
21:07No.
21:08But, uh, I have bought a really lovely restaurant for this evening.
21:15Yeah.
21:15I mean, I took you being a sophisticated man about how you like sushi.
21:19Uh, you would be correct, but do you mind if we take a rain check?
21:25What?
21:25What?
21:26I think I should spend some more time with Summer.
21:29She's not in a great place.
21:30I mean, you know what it's like with Millie.
21:33We've got responsibilities.
21:37Um, are you all right to get this, are you?
21:40I'm going to get back to work.
21:45Someday.
21:46All right.
21:47I'll promise I'll make it to you.
21:55Um, you've sweated right through this foundation.
21:59No, no, no.
21:59Horses sweat.
22:01A lady perspires.
22:02Well, you are perspiring like yours.
22:05So, are you okay?
22:08Yeah, I'm fine.
22:09It was just, um, an underwear he wrote and say.
22:13Let's just focus on this, shall we?
22:16Right.
22:17You're ready, Mum.
22:20Horses just slipped out.
22:21Oh, that is the best wedding present you could ever have given me.
22:31You nearly missed it.
22:34All right, get yourself sat down, Kit.
22:36I'm allowed to hold up proceedings, not you.
22:40Gem, just go and get me a bouquet, will you?
22:44Look, I wanted to say sorry.
22:47Look, we'll say no more about it today, okay?
22:49Now, this is my moment, okay?
22:52So, get yourself sat down and smile like every other beggar.
22:55All right.
22:55Go on.
22:57Now, I mean it.
22:59Lots of words for kids.
23:01Let's just leave it today.
23:03All right, you're the best.
23:06Are we fair?
23:08Let's do this.
23:09Interesting choice of music.
23:17That's our Bernie.
23:36Here you are, dear.
23:37I'm shudder before we've even started.
23:42You know, you're here now, and that's all that needs us.
23:48Come on, baby, come on.
23:51No need to be nervous.
23:53Nervous?
23:55You think I'm like yourself, don't you?
23:57Well, this has been quite the entertaining day already.
24:03We're here today to celebrate the union of Devendra and Bernadine.
24:09We'll begin with a hand-tieing ceremony.
24:22We'll begin with a hand-tieing ceremony.
24:23The bride's name's right house are tied together to represent their everlasting love.
24:29This is traditionally done by the bride's parents, but in their absence, Bernie was asked if Asha and Gemma could do it, representing two families coming together.
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25:37Give me that phone!
25:38I am a live streamer.
25:39A live streamer, you!
25:41Sit down!
25:44It's all right, Bernie.
25:46Everything's going to be all right.
25:47Hiya.
25:52Yeah, I need an ambulance, please.
25:54Bide up B-stroke just off Coronation Street.
25:58Has anyone got an inhaler?
26:00Could be an ambulance here, eh, sir?
26:02That means about 90 minutes.
26:03You might as well drive her there.
26:05No, no, no, not my beautiful wife.
26:07No, no.
26:08Debbie.
26:10Hi.
26:10Debbie, are you looking all right?
26:11Pull yourself together, okay?
26:13Pry some bottle of a shoe horse.
26:15Yeah, well, maybe she didn't expect to be flattened her back on a wedding day.
26:20Oh, you'll mind.
26:22Hey.
26:23Sabren, is there anything I can do?
26:26No!
26:27Get back!
26:28Don't you dare do the last ride.
26:30She's going to be fine.
26:33Hi!
26:34Hi!
26:35Hi!
26:37Come on, sweetheart.
26:38Let's sit right down.
26:39One of your kids touched a laptop.
26:42What's happened to the live feed?
26:43Not me.
26:45Not me.
26:46Not me.
26:47Not me.
26:56I'm going to be much longer all right.
27:05Can you try and breathe with me all right?
27:07Yeah.
27:07Yeah.
27:07Oh, what have you got?
27:09Hi, this is Bernie Winter.
27:11She's still in to breathe.
27:13Tried to calm her down, but something's still not bad.
27:16Okay, she was okay one minute and then she just dropped.
27:19Okay, we need some more.
27:21See you later.
27:22See you later.
27:23We'll be back.
27:28Yeah, did you notice anything weird earlier?
27:31You are?
27:31When you were with Mum.
27:33Was she all right?
27:34No, I don't know.
27:35Are you giving dirty looks, too?
27:39Were you at the house before?
27:40Yeah.
27:41Are you the reason she was late?
27:42Don't be done.
27:43What the hell have you done now?
27:45Now?
27:46Just stop it!
27:48Yes!
27:48No, of course.
27:49I don't know.
28:19I eat ospikinous, mate.
28:23Everybody hates ospikinous.
28:26You'd be well worried if you liked it.
28:30Yeah, I never seem to be out of them these days.
28:34I just want my head.
28:38Do you know what? I'm going to go.
28:40What?
28:42You can't leave me. Where are you going to go to?
28:44I don't know.
28:47What's the matter with you?
28:48Nothing.
28:49I wish I hadn't been so vile to her.
28:59What?
29:00Take your pick.
29:03From the beginning, the other week.
29:05Never really. It was just a lot.
29:09Should have dealt with it a bit better.
29:10You can't change the past, can't you?
29:15It is what it is.
29:17Sounds like a poem.
29:19No, you don't have to.
29:26I don't have to.
29:26I don't have to.
29:26I don't have to go.
29:28It's too lazy to find the right word in that.
29:30It just took a long time, didn't it, to accept her as a mum.
29:39Kate, you don't have to explain yourself to me.
29:41No, I can't imagine my life without one.
29:48I'm just going to be alive, you know?
29:50I'm just going to be alive.
29:50I'm just going to be alive.
29:51I'm just going to be alive.
29:52I'm just going to be alive.
29:53I'm just going to be alive.
29:54I see some horrible things.
29:54It's like a nice struggling to breathe.
29:57It's just...
29:58It's a lot.
30:00Hey, love. I'm back. You'll never guess what happened.
30:10Baba?
30:17Oh, hi.
30:20Should you be at the wedding?
30:22Bernie had to go to A&E. She was struggling to breathe.
30:27You're joking. Is she all right?
30:28I don't know. One minute she's walking down the aisle.
30:31Next minute she's hitting the deck, so...
30:35What have you been?
30:36Oh, I just snipped to the chemist.
30:38They've closed the one on Incommon Street,
30:40so the queue's at Balclavatar is just nuts.
30:44All right. You're a bit dulled up for the chemist, aren't you?
30:47Oh, I thought I'd get some meds down my neck.
30:50I might feel up to come into the wedding,
30:52so I chish myself up a bit.
30:55But never mind that, so...
30:57What actually happened?
31:04It would appear, Miss Wendell, that you've suffered an asthma attack.
31:10No, I don't have asthma.
31:13Mum, are you saying without you doing what she's talking about?
31:16Well, I'm 55 years old.
31:20It can't just come on, can it?
31:21I mean, I've never had it before.
31:23You didn't have it as a child, so...
31:25Well, I think I'd remember, don't you?
31:27Okay, maybe we need to work out if you're allergic to something.
31:29Well, maybe you're allergic to death.
31:31We've given you some steroids and a nebuliser.
31:36We'll just keep an eye on them and make sure you don't react to them.
31:40Well, we thought we were losing you, honey.
31:43But I don't normally dress like this, by the way.
31:47Because we're in the middle of getting married.
31:49So are you? Congratulations.
31:52Yeah, we didn't even get to the house.
31:53Then talk a little practice to wear an hour.
31:56We're just waiting on the results of your blood test now.
31:59I'm just making sure nothing sinister's going on.
32:02Any questions?
32:04Oh, yes.
32:06Is your hair naturally curly or do you permit?
32:09I'm meant to break the treatment.
32:13Oh.
32:14It won't be too long.
32:15What's the other problem?
32:22Kids, can you just...
32:25Just give me five minutes alone with my beloved, please.
32:29Sure.
32:31Come on there, detective.
32:38I've waited as long as I can, and it was a pretty tight window anyway.
32:42So sorry.
32:45Well, if it was a tight window.
32:49Mother had a very tight serving hatch.
32:51The only thing that could shift it was three and a half squirts of baby oil.
32:55What are we going to do with all this food?
32:57I'll get it through my research, that's for sure.
33:00It wasn't my hatch.
33:02It was my mother's hatch.
33:04That's a relief.
33:06May as well serve all that beige food, Nick.
33:10I mean, she hasn't let it go at worst.
33:12I might be deemed insensitive.
33:14Yeah, I might nip home and get my big Tupperware.
33:17Yeah, yeah, that's not a bad idea, actually.
33:19Oh, it's our soup kitchen.
33:22If there's no wedding, should we all go to the pub?
33:26Oh.
33:26Oh, we're going to have a nice, all cute.
33:28We'll have a drink here, no?
33:30Oh, no.
33:31No, I'll be getting flashbacks.
33:32I, uh, I don't want to be celebrating our engagement somewhere that's cursed.
33:39We're not cursed.
33:40Are you sure about that?
33:43I don't think we'll be having our big day here anyway, that's for sure.
33:47No, I'm thinking Scottish Castle.
33:49Mm.
33:50Kilts.
33:51Bagpuss.
33:52Do you need bagpipes?
33:56What did I say?
33:57I don't mind this.
33:58It's a good one.
34:00Well, we can't leave all these lilies, can we?
34:03There's lots of them.
34:05Mm.
34:10Daddy, Dad wants us at the hospital.
34:13Now.
34:14Well, all of us.
34:15Uh, sorry, Dad's just family.
34:17Um, thanks, everyone, for coming.
34:21Sorry.
34:22You too, Brody.
34:23Well, I, I, I will be back in ten minutes with my containers toy toy.
34:29Thanks, Mary.
34:31I'll shut up.
34:32Oh, man.
34:40So, the official diagnosis is out of reactions from the own bouquet.
34:46Nice one, Mary.
34:47Yeah, next time you need to take the fingers out of the lilies.
34:52Stay with us.
34:53I might have lilies at all.
34:55Shame of it.
34:57Right, shall we get on with it?
34:59No?
34:59Yeah.
35:00No, no, no, no.
35:01Is that on my mind?
35:02I just wish it was something.
35:03My bow's on the, um...
35:05No, it's still just a...
35:06You're okay.
35:07No.
35:08What's it?
35:09No.
35:09No.
35:09Oh, Devendra, take you a ballad in Simone.
35:15To be my gorgeous, radiant wife.
35:19In spring and summer.
35:23Autumn.
35:25In winter.
35:26Burnie, winter.
35:33To love, worship, adore.
35:40Dave.
35:41Okay.
35:43I promise to be always there for you.
35:46To listen to you.
35:47To keep this shut, my knees open.
35:54If you bring out the best in me,
35:56you get me.
36:00And there's a lot to get.
36:04So may we always keep laughing and dancing,
36:08loving,
36:09together.
36:11For as long as we both shall be.
36:27I.
36:29I,
36:30Bernadine,
36:31Simone,
36:32winter,
36:33take you to the...
36:35Oh, do you know what?
36:40Me and you, Dev.
36:42You know who'd have flippin' thought, eh?
36:45Cos I never, ever thought that I'd get married.
36:48But,
36:49looks like the untamable has been tamed.
36:52Unmable.
36:53Yeah, you got that right, mate.
36:55You know, marriage is for boring old fuddy-duddies, isn't it?
36:59Middle of the road types.
37:01And yes,
37:02maybe I have my load in age,
37:05but with you, it just...
37:06It just feels right.
37:08And I promise that I will...
37:13I'll do a promise.
37:18Right, I promise that I'll have you back.
37:22Always.
37:24And to keep on doing daft things together,
37:26like dancing in the rain,
37:29and throwing spaghetti in the war,
37:30commenting on people's hair on the tally.
37:33You know, love comes in all shapes and sizes,
37:37to be the same.
37:39And they really brought the mold when they made ours.
37:44Normal.
37:46What is normal?
37:48You know, it's just a cycle on the washing machine.
37:50So may we never, ever be normal.
37:58I love you.
38:00I love you too.
38:02I love you too.
38:13I love you too.
38:14I love you too.
38:15I love you too.
38:29You just showed you, Bernie.
38:38Maybe you could have waited and got married at a proper venue after all.
38:42Well, I'm a big fan of the NHS.
38:45It feels right.
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39:23Are you texting now?
39:25Asha.
39:25I am. Just, er, saying to let me know what's going on when she knows.
39:32Poor Bernie.
39:34I don't know.
39:35What's up in that?
39:38Weird things happen on wedding days, you know.
39:40Well, I knew this woman.
39:44And she's a barmaid that we've done and got.
39:48And she's buzzing for photos.
39:50Like a font or whatever.
39:52And the church have come out and took her out to the bridesmaids.
39:58Uh-huh.
39:59The bad should happen.
40:01Well, someone said it on Facebook, so, yeah, gospel.
40:03Well, she's weird, that.
40:05I'll tell you what else is weird.
40:07What?
40:07Give us that there in your suit.
40:09Why don't you go up and get changed?
40:11Unless you're thinking of going back to the pastry now you know more, eh?
40:14I don't know.
40:15Can't be bothered.
40:16Go.
40:17Put me jugglers on.
40:18Hey, folks.
40:19I am serious, you know.
40:34I mean it.
40:35It's all I've ever wondered.
40:38I don't want it with you.
40:49Oh, do you know what, Dave?
40:51I am wicky-wacky rude.
40:53Yeah.
40:54Might go and have a little lie down.
40:57Do you mind?
40:58No, of course not.
41:00And you thought we were losing you a few months ago.
41:03Yeah.
41:04Yeah, well, everything's a bonus.
41:08Will you make me a half and a half of lots of service?
41:10Go.
41:11Go.
41:20What a day.
41:24Hey, um.
41:27What was it like about you and Brody earlier?
41:29I mean, you look like you're not going to smash his face in.
41:32Nothing?
41:34What's the problem when you're...
41:35When you're on a hoof, please.
41:38You know I'm not going to let this go.
41:40I'm like a dog with a bone.
41:43So go on.
41:45Oh.
41:46But there's stuff I've not told you.
41:52But there's stuff.
41:55Yeah.
41:58So, uh, are you going to tell me?
42:01Come on, tell me.
42:05Yeah.
42:06Still here.
42:08Are you going out tonight?
42:10Oh, no, it's, uh, rather likely.
42:12Oh, why not?
42:12Well, because me better after the life of you, so...
42:16But then always.
42:18Probably just, uh, stay in.
42:20On me Todd.
42:22Without Todd.
42:24Why don't you come out with us?
42:26No, I...
42:28Don't want to be a gooseberry.
42:30Imitating for a dog, groovy.
42:32Right.
42:33Well, I don't actually know if we're going out.
42:35We might just be staying in, having a pizza, so...
42:39Oh, right.
42:39Yeah, I'm not really a fan of takeaway pizza.
42:43What, your body's a temple?
42:45Oh, no, I was born like this.
42:49Hiya.
42:50Hey.
42:51See you for all the fresh gettos.
42:53Oh, well, don't come cry to me when you've got your head down the car's here at 3am,
42:57reeking of pineapple chunks and regret.
43:00Are you sure you won't join us?
43:02No, I think I'll, uh, go to the pub.
43:05Just do me then, kiddo.
43:06See you later, then.
43:09Bye.
43:12You're pathetic.
43:14I just wanted...
43:15You're pathetic.
43:18Why did you keep all that from me?
43:21All those dates.
43:23You know, I purposely kept my eyes and my hands off the book so you could prove yourself.
43:29And now...
43:32Such a failure.
43:33You are the definition of that.
43:38Shame on you.
43:41And you brought shame on me.
43:45I just wanted to make you proud...
43:47Kill them, because there are going to be people out there who are going to say that it was my fault, aren't they, mine?
43:51For allowing you to run the business without some kind of supervision, but because I thought you were man enough.
43:59You child.
44:04More for me.
44:05You said, where does Brody come in and all this?
44:10Two words.
44:13Insurance scam.
44:16Ardy got Brody to stage a robbery, and when that went belly-up, I tried to help.
44:23How?
44:25By getting you to bring the wedding forward so we could get our hands on Auntie Riley's cash.
44:30Because I thought we could pay off his debt that way.
44:36You were not understanding, because I thought Brody's money was for the wedding.
44:39No, I did it on the cheap.
44:42So there'd be a bit left over.
44:46Otherwise, you'd be a tito in the saddle, Rob.
44:57Yeah.
45:00Fiona, listen, it's me.
45:21I mean, I want the job.
45:24Need a bit of time to sort some things out, but...
45:26I'm your man.
45:27Where have the flowers gone?
45:37Somebody should write a song called that.
45:39Sorry.
45:41Debbie took a load, and Mary, too.
45:44That's why Brody had her attack.
45:49Someone took in my name, if I...
45:51Care for some company, compadre?
45:54Well, I can hardly say no to my wife on a wedding day, can I?
46:00Well, you can, if your wife is in the doghouse.
46:03So I texted Mary, and she's mortified that those cheap flowers practically annihilated me.
46:14Um, bubbly, Bernie?
46:17Thanks, love.
46:18I don't mind if I do.
46:20You know, I always wondered why they called it a doghouse and not a kennel.
46:24There you go.
46:26Cheers, love.
46:30So what?
46:31We did our wedding on the cheap so we could pay off all these debts?
46:35Pointless, don't want it.
46:38Riley took her money back anyway.
46:42Right, and don't be too hard on the lad.
46:45He worked to come clean, but I told him not to.
46:48To protect him and Brody.
46:54You know, I honestly thought I could fix everything without you knowing.
46:58Keep everything sweet between father and son.
47:01Well, that worked out, won't he?
47:07I've ruined our wedding, haven't I?
47:09But I need honesty.
47:12Of course you do.
47:13My partner's in crime, bad choice of words, but not secrets, not lies.
47:18There won't be, I swear.
47:20But...
47:21But what?
47:24No more lies.
47:26And no more of the other L word.
47:30And what's that?
47:32Lilies.
47:40So...
47:41What do we do now?
47:48I've got an idea.
47:55Hey!
47:57It hurts me right.
47:58Don't ever get my back and my face again.
48:01Because you know if you do, I won't be responsible for my actions.
48:06And I hate being irresponsible.
48:09Do you get me?
48:09A little loud for those in the back.
48:15Oh, I hear you.
48:18Loud and clear.
48:21I know we're lying.
48:22Well, it's a smooth.
48:24But stay as far away from me as possible, yeah?
48:26Yeah.
48:26What a doggie.
48:33Very nice.
48:40Layers.
48:43Things haven't been going great with the businesses.
48:45And I had this emotion that I didn't have a way of the door to help I get out, but I might need a rethink.
48:54I'm sorry, darling.
48:57No, I know.
49:00But I am so glad that our families are united, though.
49:06And I understand.
49:09Divided we fall.
49:12Hey, Taya.
49:14Should you put that other record on?
49:16Yeah, of course.
49:17Do you like this one?
49:25I do!
49:28Oh, I love the beat!
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