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Coronation Street (1960) Season 66 Episode 91
Coronation Street (1960) Wed 6th Aug 2025
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00:00Music
00:24Right, well that is me, polished, primed and fully pimped.
00:27Morning.
00:28Morning.
00:30Oh, you two cooked all this up?
00:34Well, both metaphorically and literally, yeah.
00:37Thank you. Come and join me.
00:40Look, no, no, you start. We, er...
00:42We still haven't showered.
00:44Seeing as you've been pampering yourself since five.
00:46Oh.
00:47Yeah, well, you know, it'll all be worth it
00:49when Bernie sees you walking down the aisle
00:51looking like a boss.
00:53A big turquoise boss.
00:56Well, vivid colours are traditional at Hindu Eddings.
00:58I googled it.
01:00Oh.
01:01Did Auntie Rani land okay?
01:03Well, I hope so.
01:04She hasn't answered my text, but I'll keep on trying and, er...
01:07What?
01:08Perfume.
01:09I'd stick to your trademark brew if I were you.
01:12No, not me, you four.
01:14I've got this. It's Bernie's favourite.
01:15I've got it from an upmarket store in Mumbai.
01:17Ilang Ilang.
01:18So good they named it twice.
01:20Right, give it here. I'll take it round.
01:21You eat.
01:22Okay?
01:23It's gonna be a long day.
01:25I'm taking advantage of a free bathroom.
01:26Okay, now hold on, son.
01:27This was your grandfather's.
01:28One of the aunties found it and insisted it come to me.
01:30Why are you giving it to me?
01:31Because you're my son.
01:32And because I've said it a thousand times before,
01:34but I am so very proud of you and I want to thank you
01:36for taking care of the businesses while I was away.
01:38Also, I have a thousand of these upstairs in the, er...
01:41in the drawer.
01:44Come on.
01:45I gave your sister my grandmother's brooch.
01:47Did you really think I'd leave you out?
01:48No.
01:49No.
01:50No.
01:51No.
01:52No.
01:53No.
01:54No.
01:55No.
01:56No.
01:57No.
01:59No.
02:00No.
02:01No.
02:02No.
02:03No.
02:04No.
02:05No.
02:06No.
02:07No.
02:08No.
02:09No.
02:10I don't deserve this.
02:11Come here.
02:14Come here.
02:15Come here.
02:16Asad Posh, from Mumbai.
02:18Oh, he is so thoughtful.
02:21Ooh!
02:28No, no, no.
02:29Enough.
02:30Enough with the rouge.
02:31I don't want to look like flaming Miss Piggy.
02:33Well, do you want to do it yourself?
02:34No.
02:35Well, then.
02:37Oh, they've all got Karis's bug now.
02:39I'll have to stop here and look after him.
02:41No, I can't get married without me grandkids.
02:44I'm already missing our Apollo.
02:45Well, if you want them vomiting the way down the aisle,
02:48be my guest.
02:49Hey, I can set my phone up as a camera and e-show and live streaming.
02:53Can you?
02:54See, that's what posh schooling does for you.
02:56Hey, you can all watch it now.
02:58Right, I best go and get ready.
03:00See you.
03:01Yeah, and don't you go upstaging me.
03:03You've been warned, Asha.
03:04Hey, you're all done.
03:08Right, I'll go get me equipment then.
03:10I'd better go check on them, what?
03:14I've got a washroom.
03:20Hey, look at me.
03:23I am marrying a respected member of the local community
03:27who also happens to be
03:30the kindest, sweetest, daftest blog in the world.
03:38Funny how life turns out, eh?
03:42I wish you were here, son.
03:43Hello?
03:51Hi.
03:52Hey.
03:53What are you doing back?
03:55Well, the client had to reschedule,
03:56so I have got the morning off.
03:58On my day off?
03:59What are the chances?
04:02What should we do?
04:04You're insatiable.
04:05At least let me get this suit off first.
04:08Oh, now you're talking.
04:10Don't be long.
04:12I'll jump to it, eh?
04:13I'll be up in five.
04:15Oh, hi.
04:16Hey.
04:17I've got a key for emergencies.
04:20Right.
04:21What's the emergency?
04:22Oh, well,
04:23I painted my room in this mad flurry of enthusiasm,
04:26but the smell of it is knocking me sick,
04:28so I thought I'd come and do my uni reading round here.
04:31I figured the place would be empty.
04:33It's just we've got the morning off.
04:38Right.
04:39Todd!
04:42Oh, I thought you'd be coming to the wedding, Nina.
04:45Not with you and Bernie working together.
04:48Oh, yeah, I am.
04:49I'm just waiting for Alex to get you.
04:51Does anyone actually believe in that
04:53till death do has passed off?
04:55Yes, you hard-hearted philistine.
04:58A lot of people, actually.
05:00Love is a many-splendid thing.
05:04That's why they write a lot of songs about it.
05:07Yeah, to sell to suckers like you.
05:09Oh, you are cheeky.
05:11When you know, you know.
05:14You know?
05:14Oh, I do know.
05:16You do know.
05:17Oh, every day.
05:18I'm going to get to the hotel
05:20before I spew up my scrambled eggs.
05:21Well, don't be doing that in my luxury toilets.
05:24Thank you so much for keeping an eye on the place.
05:27I'm just in the mood today
05:29to have a right, proper good time.
05:32Then you deserve it, too.
05:35See you later.
05:36Oh.
05:38What will I do?
05:40Ah, you look perfect.
05:42Just a minute, Roy.
05:45I have got the finishing touch.
05:47Now you look perfect.
05:56Mmm.
05:57Dapper.
05:59Hey, shall I be luncheon, mate,
06:01between a Royston and Ronnie sandwich?
06:04Is that too much?
06:05Yeah, a little bit.
06:07Oh, well.
06:07What the heck, eh?
06:08It's a wedding.
06:08Right, come on.
06:13Hey, what are you doing?
06:14Stay out soon a few minutes.
06:15I was just about to get in the shower
06:17and I threw up.
06:18Yeah, so.
06:19Last year before,
06:20she said the quads were sick.
06:22Well, it must be the same bug.
06:23Alfie had a play date with him the other day.
06:25Oh, poor Bernie.
06:26She'll be devastated.
06:28We're not that close.
06:29I meant about the quads.
06:31Oh, right, yeah.
06:32Um, you don't mind, do you?
06:34No, you take it easy.
06:36I can let me hair down now
06:37without you going,
06:38oh, you're drinking too much.
06:39No, you don't want me germs.
06:45See ya.
06:56Oh, look at this.
06:58Bride or groom?
06:59Well, as Bernie's employer,
07:03I could be allocated to the bright side.
07:05Although I have been friends with Deb
07:08for a good number of years, so...
07:10We'll sort it out ourselves.
07:12Please help yourselves to a drink.
07:14Don't mind if I do...
07:15Oh, champagne, eh?
07:18Really pushing the boat out.
07:20Prosecco.
07:21Boat's still in dock.
07:22So, the vision is a blend of cultures.
07:25Think Goa, beat chic.
07:27A mix of Bernie's old-school hippie vibes
07:29meets traditional Hindu colours and patterns.
07:33I'm a Sikh.
07:35What?
07:37Come on.
07:38I'm just pulling your pranks here.
07:40Come on.
07:41So, I thank you.
07:42It is stunning.
07:43Well, do remember to rate
07:44how we did on our website.
07:45Of course.
07:46You might never get married first.
07:47Well, in your own time, obviously.
07:48Look, we know you're on a budget,
07:50so Toya did this free of charge.
07:51Just materials.
07:52Think of it as our wedding gift.
07:54Yes.
07:57What are you talking about budgets for?
08:00Well, I'm not going to tell them
08:01that it's a no-expense-spared occasion now,
08:05aren't I?
08:05Especially the way these lot drink.
08:07Oh.
08:08And the pupil becomes a must-have.
08:13Hi.
08:14Hiya.
08:14You all right?
08:15You all right?
08:15I just don't...
08:16Oh, we'll share it.
08:17Yeah.
08:18Why didn't Dev make me a no-show?
08:20Well, because you haven't got the face for it.
08:23You have a laugh.
08:24I can be welcoming.
08:27You look constipated.
08:31Oh, dear Addy, look at you.
08:33The romance of it all.
08:35Oh, I'm almost delirious in my giddiness.
08:37Well, me too.
08:40In fact, I'm that excited.
08:42I need a way.
08:43So, do you want a room?
08:45Oh, I think the room looks magical.
08:48And the flowers are a crowning touch,
08:50if I do say so myself.
08:52Well, you said go easy on the flowers, Mary.
08:54Yeah, well, one of my suppliers owed me a favour,
08:56so I called it in and got a bargain.
08:58I even did Bernie a bouquet of lilies
09:01to resonate with the room.
09:05No extra charge.
09:07Oh, I could burst with happiness.
09:09Well, let's get you sat down before your head explodes.
09:12Yes.
09:12Okay.
09:14Listen, listen, I'll just give you one minute, okay?
09:17See you again.
09:18Come on.
09:18Yeah, how's it going?
09:23Oh, don't worry about me.
09:25How are you feeling?
09:27Like I've made the best decision of my life.
09:31Listen, it means a lot to your mum having you here.
09:34Well, it'll take more than this to keep me away, mate.
09:36Well, still, it can't be easy fixing relationships
09:38with your parents,
09:40especially when you start off as a stranger, right?
09:41Yeah.
09:42And now I've got the same thing with Brody.
09:44You should be here in a minute.
09:46It's funny how things work out, isn't it, Dev?
09:48Indeed.
09:51Cheers.
09:54Oh, have the best day.
09:55We'll be watching.
09:56Thanks, sweetheart.
09:57Oh, how come I get a new suit?
09:59Cos we're not made of money.
10:01Oh, this is so tight.
10:02I'm walking with you.
10:04Yeah, well, your groceries, Granny Linda, bought it for you.
10:06Yeah, if it weren't cost,
10:07you'd be wearing it at your own wedding, if I was you.
10:11Ooh, ooh, me tummy's going with nerves.
10:14It was the same when I saw Princess Di on that ferry.
10:17You met Princess Di?
10:18On a ferry?
10:19Come on, it were a look-alikey.
10:20I didn't know that at the time.
10:21I was nervous.
10:22That's me point.
10:23Right, I'm going to go and check me the camera.
10:24Oh, me, er...
10:26me Paul necklace, the one with his picture in.
10:28Should I go and fetch it?
10:30No, no, no.
10:30It'll be at Dev's.
10:31It won't be a sec.
10:32I shouldn't.
10:32Tell your dad.
10:33I'll be five.
10:37Should I come with you?
10:38No, you go and get a drink first.
10:40I want you to enjoy today as well.
10:43Oh, get off me!
10:45Mind me frock!
10:47That don't belong.
10:49Yeah.
10:50Well, it's good to keep them waiting sometimes.
10:52Er, bride or groom?
10:57Er, bride or groom?
10:57Er, bride or groom?
10:59Er, bride?
11:00Does it really matter?
11:02No, I suppose not.
11:03Sit where you like.
11:05I mean, you try now.
11:06What are you doing?
11:11Your job.
11:12I was having a wasp.
11:14Where's Addy?
11:15Sat down there in front.
11:17There was nobody here to greet the guests.
11:18I had to jump in.
11:19Derelliction of duty, I call it.
11:23You're welcome.
11:26Would you like to follow me?
11:27Oh, no, it's all right.
11:28Follow me, please.
11:29All right.
11:33But she's going to be about five minutes late.
11:35Which is ten or fifteen in Bernie's terms.
11:37Yeah, but...
11:37Let's just chill.
11:39Can I please?
11:40I can't just get him to send around some more drinks.
11:42Okay.
11:45Nick, erm, Bernie's a bit delayed.
11:48Can we send around some more drinks, please?
11:50Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.
11:51Er, on to the angry auntie after the kick-off last night.
11:55Oh, back in Mumbai.
11:57Wedding's, eh?
11:58Let's hope there's no more hiccups.
12:00Sorry about this.
12:01Bride's prerogative.
12:03I'm used to it.
12:05Right, er, hi, everyone.
12:09Oh, hi, new daddy.
12:11Listen, er, we've just got a teensy dinner.
12:14Okay, so why don't you just help yourselves with another glass of champagne?
12:17Woo!
12:17Ooh, don't mind if I do.
12:19It's pathetic.
12:20Oh, who's he trying to kid?
12:22Blush and brides just need a few more minutes.
12:25She's probably halfway to the Trump stop, you know.
12:27Are you worried about me showing you?
12:30Mm-hmm.
12:31I love you.
12:44Bye, Count!
12:45No, you don't.
12:46Oh, no, you don't!
12:48No, you don't.
12:48Brody.
12:57Brody.
12:57I'm sorry, I just thought that...
13:13Right, I'm gonna go and put the kettle on, and then you can tell me what the heck this is all about.
13:17I thought you were getting married.
13:18Yes, and I thought you were attending.
13:20Okay.
13:29Yeah, she's just gone getting a pall necklace.
13:32She won't get away without it, will she?
13:34Shall I check the tram stop, Deb, just in case?
13:36See?
13:37Have you got any nibbles?
13:39Quiet, you two.
13:40Show some decorum.
13:42Oh, I do beg your pardon, Scary Poppins.
13:45Sub.
13:45Right, sorry for the slight delay, folks, but we're nearly there.
13:50So, Toya, can you just pass around a little bit more bubbly, please?
13:53Yeah, of course.
13:54We'll be leathered before the vows at this rate.
13:58My kind of worry.
13:59I'm just happy to be a punter for once.
14:01I'll tell you.
14:02I'll tell you some stories.
14:05Can you get her now, please?
14:07Please.
14:07So, this Englishman, Welshman and an Indian, he walked into a bar.
14:24You can't miss Bernie's wedding.
14:26I mean, she's your grandma, sort of.
14:29I've got too much reading today.
14:31A boring book of early 20th century feminist poetry or your grandma's wedding.
14:36Come on.
14:37This isn't about Nina, is it?
14:41I told her our friendship was over.
14:44The last thing I want to do is make awkward small talk as we reach for the same volivon.
14:48Well, if you're this bothered about it, it sounds like the friendship isn't really over.
14:52Todd!
14:53Can we go for lunch soon, please?
14:55I could eat her right in front.
14:58Look, I'm fine.
14:59Just go.
15:01I'm going.
15:03Hey, be good.
15:04See you.
15:06Me mate lives in Alicante and I just thought if I could get enough money, me and the girls, we couldn't move out there.
15:15You can't just take the girls on a plane willy-nilly.
15:18There'll be a flaming manhunt.
15:19Tim and Sally found some bruises on Shanice's arm.
15:27They think it was Joanie.
15:29They can't separate us.
15:30They need me.
15:31Look.
15:33Tim and Sally, me and your dad, we're here to help.
15:37And if Joanie has been acting out, then we...
15:39Brody!
15:42No.
15:43No, but the actual...
15:45Look, I'll explain later.
15:46Right, come on.
15:50We've got a wedding to get to.
15:53Come on, kid.
15:56But now...
15:58Where are you going?
15:58Doors are locked.
15:59There's nowhere to hide
16:02Since you've pushed my love aside
16:06Oh, we drink.
16:07Aside
16:08Turn me up, tell you.
16:11Out of my head
16:13Hopelessly devoted to you
16:18Yes, it's you, Robbie.
16:22Hopelessly devoted
16:23Is this part of the plan proceeding?
16:27Seriously?
16:28It's you, Robbie.
16:30The bride.
16:31Or the turn.
16:33No, I'm not finished yet.
16:36Hopelessly devoted
16:37To you
16:40Come here, you.
16:45No, no, no, Bigfoot, Alex.
16:48Hopelessly devoted
16:49To you
16:53Finished
16:55Oh, beggary
17:01Ronnie Bailey
17:02You're the best thing that's ever happened to me
17:05Marry me
17:09Say yes
17:10Go on, Ronnie
17:11So, yeah
17:17It'll be my honour
17:19Well, it started with them filling time
17:27And then morphed into Debbie proposing
17:29Oh, Bernie, that frock
17:33What are you doing hijacking my wedding?
17:36Yeah, but it was just a spur-of-the-moment thing
17:39Right, I'll give you a spur-of-the-moment, lady
17:41Sit down, please
17:42Sit down
17:43Never mind now, okay
17:43Never mind now
17:44Where have you been?
17:50Well, I'll explain later
17:52Can we just get on with it, please?
17:54You're right
17:54I'll get us in position
17:55Joseph, people, please
17:56Joseph, okay
17:57Where's Joseph?
17:57Joseph, listen
17:58Go, go, go
17:59Sort out this live stream now
18:00Right
18:01People
18:02Let's get this show on the road
18:05I feel terrible for lying to Kev
18:21You'll get over it
18:22Not exactly the romantic dinner of our dreams
18:32No
18:33But, uh, I have booked us a really lovely restaurant for this evening
18:39Yeah, I mean, I take it being a sophisticated man about town, you like sushi
18:43Uh, you would be correct, but do you mind if we take a rain check?
18:49What?
18:49Well, I think I should spend some more time with Summer
18:51She's not in a great place
18:53I mean, you know what it's like with Millie
18:55Both got responsibilities
18:57Um, are you all right to get this, are you?
19:02I mean, I'll probably get back to work
19:03Someday
19:07Well, I promise I'll make it up to you, okay?
19:16Oh, you've sweated right through this foundation
19:19No, no, no, horse is sweat
19:20A lady perspires
19:22Well, you are perspiring like an horse
19:24What's that, Ben?
19:25Is he okay?
19:27Yeah, I'm fine
19:28It was just, um, an underwear emergency
19:31Let's just focus on this, shall we?
19:34Right
19:34You ready, Mum?
19:38Must have just slipped out
19:39Oh, that is the best wedding present
19:43You could ever have given me
19:45You nearly missed it
19:49Right, get yourself sat down, Kit
19:52I'm allowed to hold up proceedings, not you
19:54Gem, just go and get me a bouquet, will you?
19:58Thank you
19:59I wanted to say sorry
20:01Look, we'll say no more about it today, okay?
20:04Right, this is my moment, okay?
20:06So get yourself sat down and smile like every other beggar
20:09Right
20:09Go on
20:10No, I mean it
20:12But not a word to Kit
20:14Let's just leave it for today
20:16Right, you're the boss
20:17Are we fit?
20:20Let's do this
20:23Interesting choice of music
20:28That's our Bernie
20:36Hey, what a day
20:46I'm shattered before we've even started
20:50Shh
20:51You know, you're here now and that's all that matters
20:53Shh
20:56Calm, baby, calm
20:57No need to be nervous
20:59Nervous?
21:02You think a lot of yourself, don't you?
21:04Well, this has been quite the entertaining day already
21:08We're here today to celebrate the union of Devendra and Bernadine
21:15We'll begin with a hand-tieing ceremony
21:25In Hindu culture, the bride and groom's right hands are tied together to represent their everlasting love
21:31This is traditionally done by the bride's parents
21:35But in their absence, Bernie, was asked if Asha and Gemma could do it
21:41Representing two families coming together
21:44Bernie?
21:47Are you feeling all right?
21:48Hi
21:48Hi
21:49Bernie, Bernie, what's wrong?
21:51Hey, I'll just take a sit down
21:51Okay, I'll just take a sit down
21:52Okay, I'll just take a sit down
21:52Okay, I'll just take a sit down
21:53Okay
21:53Give us some room
21:54Okay, I can't
21:56Okay, I can't
21:57Okay, I can't
21:58Okay, I can't
21:58Okay, it's all right, keep reading
21:59Okay, calm down
22:00I can't
22:01Give me that phone
22:18I am live-streaming
22:19I'm live-streaming, you
22:20Sit down
22:21It's all right, Bernie
22:24Everything's going to be all right
22:26Hiya
22:29Yeah, I need an ambulance, please
22:31Vired up Bistro, just off Coronation Street
22:34Look, has anyone got an inhaler?
22:37Could be an ambulance here ASAP
22:39That means about 90 minutes, you might as well drive her there
22:42No, no, no, not my beautiful wife
22:43No, no, no
22:44Debbie
22:45Debbie, you everything all right?
22:47Pull yourself together, okay?
22:49You've got price on bottom of her shoes
22:51Yeah, well, maybe she didn't expect to be flat on her back on a wedding day
22:54I don't know about that
22:55Of your mind
22:56Hey
22:57Sabrin, is there anything I can do?
23:00No, get back
23:02Don't you dare do the last right
23:04She is going to be fine
23:05Hi, hi, hi
23:09Go on, sweetheart, let's sit back down
23:12Oh, one of you kids touched the laptop
23:15What's happened to the live feed?
23:16Not me
23:17Not me
23:18Not me
23:19Not me
23:21Woo!
23:21Woo!
23:22Woo!
23:22Woo!
23:23Woo!
23:23Woo!
23:23Woo!
23:23Woo!
23:24Woo!
23:24Woo!
23:24Woo!
23:24Woo!
23:25Woo!
23:25Woo!
23:25Woo!
23:26Woo!
23:26Woo!
23:26Woo!
23:27Woo!
23:27Woo!
23:27Woo!
23:28Woo!
23:28Woo!
23:28Woo!
23:28Woo!
23:29Woo!
23:33Hey, it'll be much longer all right
23:35Are you trying to breathe with me all right, Bernie?
23:37Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
23:38Oh!
23:38What have they got?
23:39Hi, um, this is Bernie Winter
23:40She's struggling to breathe
23:42Tried to calm her down, but something's so not right
23:45OK, she was OK one minute, and then she just dropped.
23:47OK, we need some help.
23:48Psst, I'm going to see you in a minute.
23:50Let's go with Adi, I'll be back.
23:55Yeah, did you notice anything weird earlier?
23:58What? You what?
23:59When you were with Mum. Was she all right?
24:01Yeah, I don't know.
24:03Are you giving dirty looks, too?
24:05Were you at the house before? Yeah.
24:07Are you the reason she was late? Ah, don't be daft.
24:09What the hell have you done now, huh?
24:11Get out of my feet!
24:12Just stop it!
24:13All right, guys.
24:38So here we are again.
24:41Hate hospitals, mate.
24:43Everybody hates hospitals.
24:46You'd be well weird if you liked them.
24:51Yeah, I've never seen to be out of them these days.
24:53Mess with me head.
24:58Do you know what? I'm going to go.
25:00What?
25:01No, you can't leave me. Where are you going to go to?
25:03I don't know, I'll just...
25:05What's the matter with you?
25:07Nothing.
25:14I wish I hadn't been so vile to her.
25:16When?
25:17I'll take your pick.
25:20From the beginning, the other week.
25:22Whenever really, it was just a lot.
25:25I should have dealt with it a bit better.
25:27We can't change the past, can we?
25:28We can't change the past, can we?
25:30We can't change the past, can we?
25:31It is what it is.
25:32It sounds like a poem.
25:34No, it don't rhyme.
25:39Poems don't have to.
25:40Only when poets are too lazy to find the right word and that.
25:44It just took a long time, didn't it, to accept her as a mum, but...
25:50Kate, you don't have to explain yourself to me.
25:53Well, now I can't imagine my life without her.
26:00She's going to be all right, you know?
26:04I've seen some horrible things.
26:07Seeing her struggling to breathe is just...
26:10It's a lot.
26:14Hey, love. I'm back.
26:15You'll never guess what happened.
26:19Abbey?
26:23Oh, right.
26:29Shouldn't you be at the wedding?
26:30Bernie had to go to A&E.
26:33She was struggling to breathe.
26:34You're choking. Is she all right?
26:36I don't know. One minute, she's walking down the aisle.
26:38Next minute, she's hitting the deck, so...
26:42Where have you been?
26:43Oh, I... I just snipped to the chemist.
26:45The closer one on Incommon Street,
26:46so the queues at Balaclava Terrace are just nuts.
26:49All right.
26:50You're a bit doled up for a chemist, aren't you?
26:52Well, I thought I'd get some meds down my neck.
26:55I might feel up to coming to the wedding, so...
26:57I'd shush myself up a bit.
26:59But, never mind that, so...
27:01What actually happened?
27:08It would appear, Miss Winder, that you've suffered an asthma attack.
27:12Er... No, I don't... I don't have asthma.
27:16Mum, are you saying the doctor don't know what she's talking about?
27:18Well, I'm... I'm 55 years old.
27:21It can't just come on, can it? I mean, I've never had it before.
27:24You didn't have it as a child, or...?
27:26Well, I think I'd remember, don't you?
27:28OK, maybe we need to work out if you're allergic to something.
27:30Well, maybe you're allergic to death.
27:32HE LAUGHS
27:33We've given you some steroids and a nebuliser.
27:35We'll just keep an eye on you, make sure you don't react to them.
27:38Well, we thought we were losing you, honey.
27:41But I don't normally dress like this, by the way.
27:44Cos we're in the middle of getting married.
27:47So, I heard. Congratulations.
27:49Thank you, but, you know, you didn't even get to the vows.
27:51And proper little crackers, they were and all.
27:53We're just waiting on the results of your blood test now.
27:56Erm, just to make sure nothing sinister's going on.
27:58Any questions?
28:00Oh, yeah.
28:01Is your hair naturally curly or do you permit?
28:04I meant about the treatment.
28:07Oh.
28:08Won't be too long.
28:13What's her problem?
28:14Kate, can you just...
28:19Just give me five minutes alone with my beloved, please?
28:22Sure.
28:24Come on here, detective.
28:26Heh.
28:31I've waited as long as I can, and it was a pretty tight window anyway.
28:34So sorry.
28:38Well, if it was a tight window...
28:40Mother had a very tight serving hatch.
28:43And the only thing that could shift it was three and a half squirts of baby oil.
28:46And what are we going to do with all this food?
28:48Not get it through Mary's hatch, that's for sure.
28:51It wasn't my hatch.
28:52It was my mother's hatch.
28:54Oh, that's a relief.
28:56May as well serve all that beige food, Nick.
28:59Be a shame I let it go to waste.
29:01I might be deemed insensitive.
29:03I might nip home and get my big Tupperware.
29:05Yeah, yeah, that's not a bad idea, actually.
29:07Well, it's that soup kitchen.
29:10Hey, if there's no wedding, shall we all go to pub?
29:14Oh.
29:15Oh, yeah, now you're talking.
29:16Oh, well, we can have a drink here, no?
29:17Oh, no, no, I'll be getting flashbacks, no.
29:20I, er, I don't want to be celebrating our engagement somewhere that's cursed.
29:25We're not cursed.
29:27Are you sure about that?
29:28I don't think we'll be having our big day here anyway, that's for sure.
29:32No, I'm thinking Scottish Castle, kilts, bagpuss.
29:38What do you mean bagpipes?
29:40What did I say?
29:41Never mind, it's first people.
29:43Well, we can't leave all these lilies, can we?
29:47There's loads of them.
29:53Hardy, Dad wants us at the hospital, now.
29:56What, all of us?
29:58Sorry, Deb's just family.
29:59Erm, thanks, everyone, for coming.
30:02Sorry.
30:03You too, Brodie.
30:05Well, I will be back in ten minutes with my containers toy toy.
30:09Thanks, Mary.
30:11Sounds somewhat ominous.
30:20So, the official diagnosis is I had a reaction to my own bouquet.
30:24Nice one, Mary.
30:27Yeah, yeah, next time you need to take the fingers out of the lilies.
30:30Stamens.
30:31I don't have lilies at all.
30:33Shame of it.
30:35Right, shall we get on with it?
30:37Hmm?
30:37Yeah, well, no, no, no, no, no.
30:39He's telling me I might have to switch this off,
30:40cos my vows are on the, erm, some notes to just to yuck it.
30:44Ow!
30:45What was it?
30:46Fuck.
30:47I, Devendra, take you, Bernadine Sumon,
30:51to be my gorgeous, radiant wife
30:55in spring and summer, autumn, in winter.
31:01Burnie, winter, to love, worship, adore.
31:13Day of fire.
31:14Dede.
31:15I promise to be always there for you.
31:19To listen to you.
31:21To keep this shut and these open.
31:26If you bring out the best in me,
31:29you get me.
31:30And there's a lot to get.
31:35So may we always keep laughing and dancing and loving...
31:41together.
31:44For as long as we both shall live.
31:55Right.
31:56I, Bernadine, Simone, winter,
32:01take you, de vent...
32:04Oh, do you know what?
32:07It's me and you, Dev.
32:09You know, who'd have flipping thought it?
32:11Cos I never, ever thought that I'd get married.
32:14But...
32:16looks like the untameable has been tamed.
32:18Never.
32:18Yeah, you got that right, mate.
32:21You know, marriage is for boring old fuddy-duddies, isn't it?
32:24Middle of the road types.
32:25And, yes,
32:27maybe I have mellowed in age, but with you, it just...
32:31It just feels right.
32:34And I promise that I will...
32:38What do I promise?
32:41Right, I promise that I'll have you back.
32:44Always.
32:46And to keep on doing daft things together,
32:48like dancing in the rain and throwing spaghetti at the wall,
32:52commenting on people's hair on the telly.
32:54You know, love comes in all shapes and sizes, doesn't it?
33:00And they really broke the mould when they made ours.
33:04Normal.
33:06What is normal?
33:07You know, it's just a cycle on the washing machine.
33:10So may we never, ever, be normal.
33:16I love you.
33:18I love you, too.
33:20Oh, the rings!
33:43I now pronounce you...
33:45Man of Mind!
33:50We're ready to discharge you, Bernie.
33:52Maybe you could have waited and got married at your proper venue after all.
33:55Well, I'm a big fan of the NHS, so...
33:58It feels right.
34:15Send.
34:16Are you texting now? Asha?
34:18Oh, yeah. Just, er...
34:20Saying to let me know what's going on when she knows.
34:23Poor Bernie.
34:25I know. Shocking, that.
34:27Yeah.
34:28Weird things happen on wedding days, you know.
34:31Like, I... I knew this woman.
34:34And she was a barmaid at the Dog and Gotten.
34:37Mm-hm.
34:38And she's posing for photos.
34:40Like in font or... whatever.
34:43And the church have collapsed and took out two of her bridesmaids.
34:47Mm-hm.
34:48Did that actually happen?
34:49Well, someone said it on Facebook, so...
34:51Yeah, gospel.
34:52That's weird, that.
34:53I'll tell you what else is weird.
34:54What?
34:55Use that there in your suit.
34:56Why don't you go up and get changed?
34:58Unless you're thinking of going back to the bistro, I know you know I'm all right.
35:01Oh, no.
35:02Can't be bothered.
35:03Gonna go up.
35:04Put me joggers on.
35:05Fill your boots.
35:17I am serious, you know.
35:19I mean it.
35:20It's all I've ever wanted.
35:22And I want it with you.
35:31Oh, do you know what, Dev?
35:32I am wicky-wacky booed.
35:33Yeah.
35:34Might go and have a little lie down.
35:35Do you mind?
35:36No, of course not.
35:37I think we thought we were losing you a few hours ago.
35:38Hmm.
35:39Yeah, well, everything's a bonus.
35:40Yeah, good.
35:41Will you wake me in half an hour if I've not surfaced?
35:42Go.
35:43Okay, go.
35:44Ooh.
35:45What a day.
35:46Yeah.
35:47Yeah.
35:48Hey, um, what was all that with you and Brody earlier?
35:51You looked like you were gonna smash his face in.
35:53Nothing.
35:54I don't know what you're on about.
35:55Oh, Liz.
35:56Oh, Liz.
35:57Oh, Liz.
35:59Oh, Liz.
36:01Oh, Liz.
36:02Oh.
36:03Oh, Liz.
36:04Oh, Liz.
36:05Oh, Liz.
36:06Oh, Liz.
36:07Oh, Liz.
36:08Oh, Liz.
36:09Oh, Liz.
36:10Oh, Liz.
36:11Oh, Liz.
36:12Oh, Liz.
36:13Oh, Liz.
36:15Oh, Liz.
36:16You know I'm not going to let this go. I'm like a dog with a bone.
36:20So go on.
36:22Well.
36:25But there's stuff I've not told you.
36:29There's stuff.
36:31Yeah.
36:33So, are you going to tell me?
36:36Come on, tell me.
36:40Here. Still here.
36:42Are you going out tonight?
36:44Oh, no. It's highly unlikely.
36:46Oh, why not?
36:47Well, because me better half's otherwise engaged, so...
36:50Billy, no, mate.
36:51Probably just, er, stay in.
36:54On me Todd.
36:55Without Todd.
36:57Why don't you come out with us?
36:59No, I...
37:00Don't want to be at Gooseberry.
37:02Imitating fruit don't agree with me.
37:03Right.
37:05Well, I don't actually know if we're going out.
37:07We might just be staying in, having a pizza, so...
37:10Oh, right.
37:11Yeah, I'm not really a fan of takeaway pizza.
37:14What, your body's a temple?
37:15Oh, no, I was born like this.
37:19Hiya.
37:20Hey.
37:21See you for one at Fresh Goose.
37:22Oh, well, don't come crying to me when you've got your head down the carsey at 3am,
37:26reeking of pineapple chunks and regret.
37:29Are you sure you won't join us?
37:31No, I think I'll let her go to the pub.
37:33Just thee and me then, kidder.
37:36See you later, then.
37:37Bye.
37:37You're pathetic.
37:41I just wanted to...
37:42You're pathetic.
37:45Why did you keep all that from me?
37:47All those debts.
37:49You know, I purposely kept my eyes and my hands off the book so you could prove yourself.
37:56And now...
37:57I'm such a failure.
37:58You are the definition of that.
38:02Shame on you.
38:06And you brought shame on me.
38:09I just wanted to make you proud.
38:10Kill them because there are going to be people out there who are going to say that it was my fault, aren't they, mine,
38:14for allowing you to run the business without some kind of supervision,
38:18but because I thought you were mad enough.
38:21You child.
38:26More for me.
38:29So where does Brodie come in all this?
38:31Two words.
38:34Insurance scam.
38:37Ardy got Brodie to stage a robbery, and when that went belly-up, I tried to help.
38:43How?
38:44By getting you to bring the wedding forward so we could get our hands on Aunty Rhyne's cash.
38:49I thought we could pay off his debt that way.
38:54You don't understand me because I thought Rhyne's money was for the wedding.
38:57No, I did it on the cheap.
39:00So there'd be a bit left over.
39:03Otherwise,
39:04you'd be head to toe in Savile Row.
39:13No.
39:14Fiona, listen, it's me.
39:34I'm in.
39:35I'm on the job.
39:36Need a bit of time to sort some things out, but I'm your man.
39:46Where have all the flowers gone?
39:48Somebody should write a song called that.
39:51Sorry.
39:52Debbie took a load, and Mary too.
39:55That's why Bernie had her attack.
39:59Someone taking my name in vain.
40:02Care for some company, compadre?
40:05I'm not going to have to say no to my wife on our wedding day, can I?
40:09Well, you can if your wife is in the doghouse.
40:11So I texted Mary, and she's mortified that those cheap flowers practically annihilated me.
40:22Um, bubbly burning?
40:24Thanks, love.
40:25Don't mind if I do.
40:27You know, I always wondered why they called it a doghouse and not a kennel.
40:30There you go.
40:33Cheers, love.
40:36So what?
40:37We did that wedding on the cheap so we could pay off Ardy's debts?
40:41Pointless, though, wasn't it?
40:43Riley took her money back anyway.
40:47Right, and don't be too hard on the lad.
40:49He wanted to come clean, but I told him not to.
40:52To protect him and Brodie.
40:57You know, I honestly thought I could fix everything without you knowing.
41:00Keep everything sweet between father and son.
41:04Well, that worked out well.
41:09I've ruined our wedding, haven't I?
41:10Look, I need honesty.
41:13Of course you do.
41:14My partner's in crime, bad choice of words, but no secrets, not lies.
41:18They won't be, I swear.
41:19But...
41:21But what?
41:24No more lies.
41:26And no more of the other L word.
41:29And what's that?
41:31Lily's.
41:40So...
41:40What do we do now?
41:48I've got an idea.
41:49Hey.
41:53Go to the wise.
41:55Don't ever get like that in my face again.
41:57Because you know if you do, I won't be responsible for my actions.
42:01And I hate being irresponsible.
42:03Do you get me?
42:07A little louder for those in the back.
42:09Oh, I hear you.
42:12Loud and clear.
42:12I know we're like relatives now.
42:16But stay as far away from me as possible, yeah?
42:23I didn't dog you.
42:25Laters.
42:31Laters.
42:32You know, things haven't been going great with the businesses.
42:37And I had this notion that I think I have a way of a door to help work it out, but I might need a rethink.
42:44I'm sorry, darling.
42:45I'm sorry, darling.
42:47Yeah, I know.
42:48I know.
42:49But I am so glad that our families are united, though.
42:54United we stand.
42:57Divided we fall.
42:58Hey, Toya.
43:02Did you put that other record on?
43:04Yeah, of course.
43:07I used to cry sometimes.
43:10Do you like this one?
43:12I do!
43:14Come on, Bernardine!
43:16You are.
43:33You are.
43:34You are.
43:35Thank you, David.