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00:00Music
00:15London calling to the far away towns
00:18Now war is declared and battle come down
00:22London calling to the far away towns
00:24There you go
00:38Now take it easy on here
00:40He won't know what's getting
00:44Fresh strawberries just in
00:46Fibre pallet
00:48Fresh strawberries
00:50Best in London, come get em
00:54There you go
01:00Thank you
01:02That's with the lovely big smile
01:04I used to bring your grandad over
01:06Teas and sandwiches from the flats when it was his shift
01:08Just nice
01:10It feels right
01:12I've got big shoes to fill in
01:16Oi, you're gonna be asking me for them
01:18Sorry Dad, can I have an apple?
01:20Yeah, of course you can
01:22Here one day
01:24This'll all be yours
01:26She's in The Lion King
01:28That's cheeky
01:30No but seriously, not every kid gets a family business to take on after they've finished school
01:32She feel lucky
01:34I prefer a job in tech, AI and coding
01:36That's how you get rich
01:38Alright
01:40You'll have to teach me, eh?
01:42Right, so one o'clock
01:44You're gonna be there, yeah?
01:46Yeah
01:48Top quality apples, best in London, come and get em
01:50Right, is that it then?
01:52Yeah, that's it, yeah
01:54Can we at least not just try and talk about it, Peter?
01:56What should I talk about?
01:58Don't you like?
01:59You alright?
02:02Time you go lay in it, hey
02:08Bye Dad, thank you the apple
02:10Pleasure
02:12Fresh strawberries, come and get em
02:14So we're agreed then?
02:20Ravi?
02:24Yeah, go on
02:28Paying staff, that's priority one
02:34There's no point fighting to keep our heads above water when we've got no workforce and a bunch of pay dispute tribunals hanging over us
02:40And what about creditors?
02:42Well they'll just have to wait
02:44Sorry
02:45Who put you in charge?
02:47My dead ex-husband
02:59Listen
03:00We can get through this, alright?
03:02We just need to hold the line
03:04And cut back on any unnecessary expenditure
03:07It's a 16
03:09Do you remember how important that is?
03:11I doubt it, she's ancient
03:12Still remember mine though
03:14Getting drunk off cheap cider
03:16Getting felt up by gay waters in the graveyard
03:18Not helping, Priya
03:19Never forgot it though
03:21And that's my point
03:23I don't need to throw money at her to make it memorable
03:25Yeah, if only we don't have
03:27After the year she's had
03:29She deserves the best
03:30Yeah, and that's really admirable, Ravi
03:32But right now we can't afford it
03:34And whose fault is that?
03:35What is that?
03:40Don't worry
03:41I'll sort it
03:42So what's your plan then?
03:48Eh?
03:49What, just ignore him?
03:50No
03:51What then?
03:52Because trust me, I've had skin in this game
03:54And the ostrich approach never works out
03:55Harry
03:56I'm trying to help you here
03:57It don't count if it's out of gil
03:58I just need more time
03:59I'm trying to help you here
04:00It don't count if it's out of gil
04:01I just need more time
04:03I just need more time
04:04I'm trying to help you here
04:05It don't count if it's out of gil
04:06It don't count if it's out of gil
04:07I just need more time
04:10I can't talk if it's out of gil
04:11I can't talk if it's out of gil
04:12I can't talk if it's out of gil
04:16Happy
04:17I'm trying to help you here
04:20It don't count if it's out of gil
04:21I can't take a time
04:23I just need more time
04:26Mum?
04:44Just a minute, darling.
04:50Yeah?
04:51Should lionesses have an apostrophe?
04:53I don't know.
04:54Look, advertising typos
04:56apparently can help things go viral.
05:01Er, er, what do you think you're doing?
05:03You're supposed to be taking it easy.
05:04No rest for the fabulous.
05:06Now, do not look at me like that.
05:09Look, I've got an appointment down the surgery later on.
05:12And if I'm doing too much, they'll soon let me know.
05:14Yeah, and what if you have a heart attack when you get there?
05:17Well, I'll be in the perfect place, won't I?
05:20Right.
05:22What is the agenda for tonight?
05:24Nothing much.
05:25Er, I've got some Dutch beers ordered.
05:27I found a big screen to play the match on.
05:29That's it?
05:30What, no, Gouda and Edam cheese board?
05:32Waffles?
05:34Oh.
05:35Right, that is it.
05:36Upstairs, put your feet up.
05:38Absolutely not.
05:41Hang on.
05:42Hannah.
05:47Hannah!
05:47Hannah!
05:48Oh!
05:48I thought you were coming home today.
05:50My darling.
05:51Well, it's not nice being left in the dark, is it?
05:53When were you going to tell me you're selling the Vic?
05:55Calm down a minute, yeah?
06:00You could help me, instead of just standing and looking all smug.
06:03Oh, this ain't my smug face.
06:05It's my disappointed face.
06:06I mean, apparently the apple ain't supposed to fall far from the tree.
06:09But you, you're halfway down the hill already.
06:11Yeah, you're really not helping, Mum.
06:13Well, it didn't get out of the boot and hide in a cupboard, did it?
06:16I mean, I know they call it marching powder, but...
06:19Yeah!
06:20Can you just please take this seriously?
06:22We've all solved this!
06:23Trust me!
06:24How?
06:25How?
06:26I'm a dead man!
06:27Yeah?
06:27Well, they'll have to get past me first.
06:30Why are you a dead man?
06:33It's just a saying, mate.
06:34I'm all good.
06:36Has there been a break here?
06:37Maybe come back later, Koto.
06:39Yeah, we've got a few things to deal with here.
06:41Maybe that can help.
06:43We appreciate the offer, but this is a bit above your pay grade,
06:47so if you don't mind.
06:48It's about the drugs.
06:52What, it was you?
06:53You took them?
06:54Maybe I was helping you.
06:56No, no, no, no, I've got this.
06:57Mate, you need to talk to me, okay?
07:00It's all right, we're not cross.
07:02I didn't want you to get in trouble.
07:04Or Mr Mitchell.
07:06Oh, how lovely.
07:08You know, one day, the townsfolk will sing songs of your nobility.
07:13Now tell us where the gear is, Koto.
07:15Who's going to hurt you?
07:16No one, look at me.
07:17No one you don't know, all right?
07:19Just as long as you tell me what you've done with it, everything will be fine.
07:22Oh, okay then.
07:29I'll flush it down the toilet.
07:30Shouldn't you be at the hospital?
07:39It's going to be okay, you know.
07:41Platitudes.
07:43Really?
07:43Sorry, didn't mean to bite your head off me.
07:47Right away.
07:48Need a punch back?
07:48I'm your girl.
07:49Just below the waist though, yeah?
07:51Can't feel the best one.
07:54Just keep thinking of all the things.
07:56He's never going to see more and more things, you know?
08:00He's never going to see the sun.
08:04Or stars.
08:06Even the sky.
08:06And what if that is all my fault?
08:10You had an addiction, Lauren.
08:12Even if the drugs had an impact, it's not like you did it on purpose.
08:15It doesn't make it any better.
08:18He's still going to be blind.
08:19He's still going to be...
08:20He's still starting his life with a disability.
08:23Hey!
08:24I was a kid when I got my wills for life.
08:27It's not stopped me, has it?
08:30I get it.
08:32Everything you're feeling, it's a lot.
08:33And, yeah, he's going to have a fight on his hands.
08:37But he's also got you there to catch him.
08:40And between you and Peter, you've got this.
08:44Not as a couple, though.
08:46Everything else might be up in the air, but that is clear.
08:48Has something happened?
08:50Yeah.
08:51Patrons ain't the smack heads.
08:52It's trying to suffer any man that moves.
08:55I'm not listening to this.
08:56You just can't help yourself, can you?
08:58Do you remember what you said to me once, Lauren?
09:00Or was it better to tell the truth?
09:07I don't see what the problem is.
09:09You wanted a get-out-of-jail-free card.
09:11Well, you got one sitting over there playing with his dinky toys.
09:14It's my mate. I can't.
09:16Yeah, a mate who just flushed 50km's worth of gear down the bog.
09:20You thought he was doing the right thing?
09:21No.
09:22What can I do to help?
09:39I think you already have, mate.
09:42You said it yourself.
09:43It looks like we've been done in here.
09:50It wasn't us that took the gear.
09:55It was some low-lives on the rob who got lucky.
09:58Out of the way, mate.
09:59Eric, stop it!
10:04Eric, stop it!
10:06Give it to me!
10:09If we're going to do this,
10:11might as well do it properly, eh?
10:14Go on.
10:14Laura, Peter, thanks for waiting.
10:29You've met Izzy, one of our eye care liaison officers.
10:32I'm here for some practical and emotional.
10:39So, you've got the results then, yeah?
10:42The genetic test results show a mutation in an eye gene called Pac-6.
10:46It's what we refer to as a random mutation, not one inherited from your parents.
10:55Oh.
10:55So, this is because of me then, because of what I was taking?
11:00As far as we are aware, opiate abuse hasn't been shown to cause this type of gene mutation.
11:05So, so I couldn't have prevented this?
11:14Nothing you did could have led to Jimmy's condition.
11:20Jimmy's life will be different to your other son's,
11:23but that doesn't mean he can't live a happy and fulfilling life.
11:29You might need some time, but Izzy is always here to support you.
11:34So, remember, you're not alone.
11:38Should we give you both a minute?
11:40Let you process what you've just been told?
11:44Yeah.
12:04Sorry.
12:10Sorry, Lauren.
12:15This whole time, I've been blaming myself.
12:23Maybe now, we can try and move on.
12:29You know, just me and you, focus on, on Jimmy.
12:33Move on.
12:35Well, and fair enough, you being an addict didn't cause our son to be blind.
12:39But you're not off the hook.
12:41Yeah.
12:41I told you, Peter, it was just a kiss.
12:44Yeah, you said that.
12:46It was.
12:46And you'd believe me in all, would you?
12:47If I, if I told you that I'd stay round Priya's house.
12:50But nothing happened.
12:52Oh, no, we just kissed.
12:54Well, from what I heard, it was more Sookie that you, you, she was your type.
12:59Really?
13:00Look.
13:02This is just funny to you, is it, then?
13:04No, it's not.
13:07It's not, it's not funny to me.
13:10In fact, it's, it's actually deadly serious.
13:15You have made me feel like the worst woman in the world for weeks.
13:22Like the worst mum in the world.
13:24And I have been beating myself up about this for so long.
13:30All the sleepless nights.
13:33And now, we know the truth.
13:37And you think one pathetic little sorry is going to make all of that just disappear.
13:47Yeah.
13:47I mean, we know the truth now, but I'm not exactly just going to be popping champagne, am I?
13:54Jimmy's still blind.
13:56He is.
13:57We've still got the fight of our lives ahead of us.
14:00But that, that for me was one little glimmer of hope.
14:05One little glimmer of hope for me, Peter.
14:09And you, you can't help but paint me out to be some sort of monster.
14:15Because you hate me, you really hate me that much, Peter.
14:19Of course I don't hate you.
14:21Look, I don't hate, you've got to hear me out.
14:24I can't stop thinking about you and Zach.
14:29I can't.
14:34Will you just keep on repeating that in your head then over and over and see if it makes it any better?
14:40Because I've got more important things to be dealing with.
14:45Shh, shh, shh.
14:49Sleep right there.
14:51Shh.
15:05I can explain.
15:07Yeah, I think you better have.
15:08I've come in late this morning to all of this.
15:13And then I see that the back door had been forced open.
15:16Take-ins have gone everything.
15:17Are you messing about, fam?
15:18What do you feel about?
15:21Everything.
15:21Where's the supply, man? I've got customers waiting.
15:31Wait, so everything's gone, apart from this car?
15:34Well, maybe they thought there was something more valuable in the boot.
15:38Rav, what's going on, man? You told me how that bit's to shift.
15:47Alright, see me right now, yeah?
15:49Well, this is calm, Oki, yeah?
15:55This is level-headed, Oki.
15:59Let's not see what happens if I have to take it up a level, you get me?
16:02Hold on, hold on, hold on.
16:05Have you called the police?
16:07No, not yet.
16:08A man gets turned over, forgets to call the feds, yeah?
16:10I didn't think it'd be a good idea, considering what was in the boot.
16:13Maybe you're not as dumb as you look.
16:16Well, maybe you are.
16:20Leave him.
16:22Just think of a plan B.
16:25Oki.
16:34You need to sort this.
16:35Anna.
16:36You're back.
16:50Just so you know, I'm not talking to you.
17:03But if I was talking to you, I would be asking why you think it's okay to leave me in the dark about everything.
17:08I'm not a little girl anymore, Dad.
17:11Well, you'll always be my little girl.
17:13That sounds like talking.
17:15Thank you, sir.
17:16Thank you, sir.
17:17Well, what do you want me to do?
17:18For me to dial some more scared or something?
17:21I'm sorry.
17:22Why didn't you just tell me what's going on?
17:25In the space of an hour, I found out that you're getting a divorce, Elaine's had a heart attack, and I'm losing my home.
17:34The same home that Mum's responsible for destroying by pushing her other ex-husband in front of a moving car driven by a weird tuba killer.
17:43Yeah.
17:44Yeah.
17:45I've got to admit, it's a lot for a Wednesday.
17:51Come here.
17:52I need a duck.
17:58You smell, by the way.
18:00I know.
18:13I'm smoking six, Dad.
18:18It's not good for your health, Dad.
18:19You might want to pack that in.
18:21What do you want, Ivani?
18:22Well, okay.
18:23Someone's salty.
18:24I don't like seeing you like this.
18:26Jarring.
18:29Anyways.
18:30So, about my birthday.
18:32I know you're trying to be nice in that, and I do really appreciate it, but my sweet 16th in the family restaurant.
18:39Just a bit lame, innit?
18:40Like, little kids' party lane.
18:43And you're going to come out and hand out jelly and ice cream, that sort of thing.
18:47So, instead, I was thinking that me and a couple of mates, we can go into Central and, like, try to get into a bar where they don't check IDs.
18:56Obviously, I'm joking. I'm not really, but, like, I'm joking.
18:59You need a venue?
19:01You can have a bar if you want.
19:02How much?
19:03No, that ain't necessarily...
19:04No, no, no, it's on the house.
19:06Name's above the dollar, innit?
19:08I mean, can we?
19:10Dad?
19:12It's your call.
19:14Then yes.
19:15Of course.
19:16But only if you can make it more, like, club vibe and less dead wine bar, do you know what I mean?
19:21Like, I'm talking proper club land, like, Ibiza, Marbella, that sort of vibe, yeah?
19:28And it's tonight, by the way. And thanks, Harry. Appreciate it. Bye, Dad.
19:34Bye, Dad.
19:38Does this not mean you're off the hook?
19:49Okay, how about this guy? Um, er, Eric Weinmayer, first blind person to scale Everest.
19:57Really? Ain't no mountain high enough?
20:01Mm.
20:03And before he becomes a famous musician or climbs the highest mountain in the world, at least Peter will stop giving you a hard time.
20:12He has stopped giving you a hard time, hasn't he?
20:16He has stopped giving you a hard time, hasn't he?
20:19You know what male egos are like.
20:21Ugh, I think I'm just gonna have to face facts.
20:26His dad's always gonna have his back, but we're not gonna be a happy little family.
20:37Did you?
20:39If he was up?
20:41Penny, no!
20:43Okay, follow-up question.
20:46Is Peter the one?
20:47The other day, when we were at the picnic, it felt like we was a proper little family.
20:54And Peter was all chuffed with himself, cos he had learnt three chords on a guitar.
21:00And...
21:02Yeah, I did, I just...
21:04I looked around and I thought, yeah, this is it, this is what I want.
21:11Well, there's your answer.
21:12It's all waiting for you out there on a plate, Lauren.
21:17Okay, you've done the self-sabotage bit.
21:20Now you've just gotta put it right.
21:22If not for yourself...
21:24...then for him.
21:25Right, everyone, that's half-time. And don't forget, shops are only three quid.
21:40Smells rank.
21:42Yanifa, it's a Dutch spirit, infused with juniper berries.
21:46They say it's the ancestor to gin.
21:48Mother's ruin, right up my street.
21:50Down in three.
21:51What?
21:53How about your dodgy ticker?
21:55Listen, one more bleeding person, comments on my sodding health, I swear to God.
22:00Three, two, one.
22:06Elaine?
22:08Is that a good idea?
22:09You see?
22:15You had a right son. Hold on.
22:17Even more if you didn't make me buy the rounds of it.
22:18Ah, yeah, but that's tradition, isn't it?
22:21Yeah, I'm afraid he's right.
22:23Twiggle.
22:25Same again, yeah?
22:27Oh, got it.
22:29Right, back.
22:31Another round?
22:33You don't need to be a doctor to know that knocking back the shots ain't a good move
22:37less than a week after you get out of hospital.
22:39You should be...
22:40What, putting my feet up, taking it easy, resting with a nice cup of char?
22:43Please.
22:44Tell her, mate.
22:45She's right, we're old school, proper east end.
22:48Exactly.
22:49Yeah.
22:50So, don't jump the gun just yet.
22:51Proper east end.
22:52I've got to prepare for my final encore, go out with a bang.
22:55You know what?
22:57We could have some local talent, do some butler in the buff service.
23:01Oh, count me in on that one.
23:02We could have Ravi, Harry, oh and definitely Zack.
23:06Good shout out, Zack.
23:07I've always wondered what he's hiding under those tight shirts.
23:10Or his jeans.
23:12Cheers.
23:16Speaking from experience, the answer is never at the bottom of the glass.
23:20Yeah, you're right.
23:21Do you know what?
23:22I'm not having this.
23:23She might think she's got to go with this.
23:24But he won't.
23:25Hold on, where are you going?
23:27Rock.
23:28Keep your line up, will you?
23:29Peter.
23:30Stop him, Ian.
23:31All right, all right.
23:32Peter, just wait.
23:34Zack!
23:36Zack, I want to work now!
23:37Come on son, just leave it.
23:38I'm leaving it.
23:39What's up mate?
23:40It's alright.
23:41It's your mate, I'm going to ask you this once.
23:46To just leave my fiancée.
24:00What makes you say that?
24:01I'm going to ask you this once, did you sleep with my fiancée?
24:04What makes you say that?
24:06The other night she stayed round, reckoned you just kissed.
24:09I ain't no mug, mate. Tell me the truth.
24:11Sounds like she already has.
24:13Liar!
24:15Look, this is a conversation you should be having with Lauren,
24:17and if you don't mind, I'm going to be late for work.
24:19Peter, Peter, just leave.
24:20No, no, eh? Finish it. Don't even finish it, all right?
24:22You get a kick out of this, do you?
24:23I sleep with a couple of people's fiancées.
24:25Go on, Peter.
24:26Good enough, you'll sabotage your own relationship with wit.
24:28You had to ruin mine and all, did you?
24:29Peter, be careful!
24:31Oh!
24:32Peter!
24:33Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
24:34What?
24:38Do you know what?
24:40We did kiss.
24:41You think I was born yesterday, Zack?
24:43Yeah, that sounds about right, didn't it?
24:44Oh, I don't know, Billy.
24:45Look, nothing happened because she stopped it.
24:48We was up all night talking about it.
24:50How much she wants to be with you.
24:52Do you know what?
24:53She's too good for you, Peter.
24:55Get off me!
24:57Stop!
24:58What's that necessary?
25:03All right, everyone.
25:04Show's over.
25:05Oh!
25:06Take it easy, all right?
25:07This is a lot of work for an ungrateful 16-year-old.
25:09Just gotta make an effort.
25:10This goes well and I'll get some serious brownie points.
25:18Oh, babe.
25:19I know interior design ain't your thing, but this is beyond tacky.
25:22Gina got it from storage.
25:23It's from her dad's Marbella bar.
25:24It's for Avani.
25:25I said she could have the place for her 16th party.
25:29On the house sort of thing.
25:30If you think all of this is gonna make up for what Kojo done, you need your head testing.
25:42I don't need your help.
25:43Fine.
25:44I bet you loved that, didn't you?
25:45Two blokes in your life fighting for you out in the street.
25:47Ooh.
25:48Well, it didn't really look like much of a fight from where I was standing.
25:49There you are, again, joking.
25:50Why are you always joking?
25:51Why are you always joking?
25:52What would you rather me do, Peter?
25:53Do you want me to stand here and just rub your muscles?
26:03No.
26:04It's fine.
26:05No, I'm sorry.
26:06Thanks, não.
26:07I'm sorry.
26:08He's here.
26:09If you're going to be like a lefty, a lefty, the righty, look.
26:10I've got a faith.
26:11Who's a righty, is that I'm not going to do so.
26:12I'm not going to do so.
26:13No, I'm just joking.
26:14I'm not going to do so.
26:15It's all not.
26:16I'm not going to do so.
26:17Come on, Paola.
26:18I'm just kidding.
26:19Now, what are you?
26:20here and just rub your muscles thank you for your lovely display of masculinity do you know what
26:25thanks to you now everybody out there on the square seems to think i'm some sort of slapper
26:29but well thanks to you they all think i'm some sort of pathetic joke lauren if the show fits
26:34do you know what for a second there today i thought maybe i thought maybe we can make this
26:38work me and you well in the doctors where hold your hand no how how can i ever get over this
26:44my god peter how many times it was just a kiss it was just how can i trust you with men lauren
26:51with drugs what are you doing there we go there there we go bring it up again i will bring up
26:56again my mum's right in sheet once a slapper always a slapper yeah it's okay parents argue it's just
27:03what they do you use my addiction against me it's not bad for short notice right you know this
27:17changes nothing you either need to buy my stash or pay me back one or the other
27:34so what's this about bragging
27:37louie louie he's upstairs no he's not i'm telling you he's not
27:58lou louie peter they're gone
28:07louie