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The misadventures of a British Royal Artillery Concert Party unit stationed in based in Deolali in British India and the fictional village of Tin Min in Burma during the last few months of the Second World War.
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00:00Meet the gang, cos the boys are here, the boys to entertain you.
00:09With music and laughter to help you on your way, to raising the rafters with a hey, hey, hey.
00:15With songs and sketches and jokes on anew, with us about you and Bill Blue.
00:21So meet the gang, cos the boys are here, the boys to entertain you.
00:26B-O-B-O-Y-S, the boys to entertain you.
00:37Meet the gang, cos the boys are here, the boys to entertain you.
00:56Sallam, Ashu, sir.
00:59Sir, all is well.
01:00Bombardier Solomon, sir, is climbing spacer town, with men on the train, and everything is top whole, sir.
01:05Ice cream-a-lar, ice cream-a-lar, ice cream-a-lar...
01:07Go away...
01:09You're quite right, sir.
01:10The Indian ice cream is made of cholera and all sorts of nasty things...
01:14Go on .
01:15Oh, you silly fellow, don't you know that British officer Saab's do not cut toenails while train is standing at his station
01:40Actually, I didn't know where to go, of course on the Northwest Frontier
01:43Well, oh, Plunkett Seabag was dead keen when we were at Harrow, you know, I dare say he's fixed something up
01:47What exactly is he?
01:49Oh, Plunkett's a peer
01:50Petty officer
01:51Oh, don't be a fool, Ashwin
01:52I'm sorry, sir
01:53He's a political officer
01:54It's his job to keep the tribesmen quiet
01:57Wretched British troops haven't had any entertainment for ages, you know
02:00Rotten life for them
02:02No canteen, no amenities
02:04And what's worse, no women
02:05They don't know what to do with themselves
02:07No women, eh?
02:09That sort of thing plays havoc with the chaps
02:11Well, of course it does
02:12Can't they put something in the tea?
02:14I believe they have
02:15If our concert party gives them a few turns, I'm sure it'll raise emerald
02:19Yes, of course
02:21They can dress up as girls in skirts and lipstick and so on
02:24That's almost as good, isn't it?
02:26No, not really
02:271,200 miles up to Bernou makes a nice outing for us, doesn't it?
02:33Come on, look, Nosh
02:34I don't stand around like a spare thing at a wedding
02:36Come on, get them bondooks on the rack
02:38Come on, get hurt with that one
02:39Get my dresses in
02:41I'm still alive, I'm still alive
02:42I'm still alive, I'm still alive, I'm still alive
02:43Come on, I'm still alive, I'm still alive
02:44Come on, I'm still alive, I'm still alive
02:45Come on, I'm still alive, I'm still alive
02:47Get them boxless broken bombardier
02:50He's all under control
02:51And take care of them rifles
02:53You might need them on a northwest frontier
02:55Them tribesmen do very funny things
02:57If they catch his old review
02:58Don't let anyone else out, don't let anyone else out
02:59Shut up!
03:01Yes, they are real soldiers, them tribesmen
03:05Aren't they going to suck them?
03:06Yes, Sergeant Major
03:07And when they see you, they will have a break now
03:09Yes, Sergeant Major
03:10Get that stinking earner out of my sight
03:13Hey, what do you think you're doing here, you thieving fellow?
03:16I'm official tower of the concert party
03:18Get lost to you, scaramander of the ghost
03:20Do them buttons up on your shirt, Gatamakintosh
03:24This is the army
03:25And not a day trip to Brighton
03:26Get the parking
03:28Sir
03:29Smart boy, shoulders back
03:30Find a better shoulder, show them off, show them off
03:32Yes, sir
03:33Gold ring, wallah
03:34Gold ring, wallah
03:35Gold ring, sob
03:37Gold ring
03:38Look
03:39In acid
03:40Real gold
03:43Don't touch it, Sergeant Major
03:45It's not real acid, look
03:46There you are
03:46Go on, jail
03:47What was it, in City Street?
03:49Solomon's a pawnbroker?
03:50Actually, my father
03:51Shut up!
03:52Now, get on with them baskets
03:53Oh, go
03:54No
03:54You like my sister?
03:58What?
03:58You like my sister?
04:00Oh, do you think so?
04:02I suppose five, do you?
04:03Yes
04:03You like my sister?
04:07Sergeant Major
04:08It's the comfort wallah
04:09Take charge of your robber
04:10I'm going to get this sticky shower
04:12Turn off these black holes
04:14We're not going to miss him
04:15Look at it
04:16Look at yourself
04:17A very, very careful
04:20Careful
04:21Down the corner
04:22That's it
04:23That's it, now, very gently
04:26Very gently, please
04:28And be very careful
04:28You like my sister?
04:30No
04:30Not very much, actually
04:32Bring it round that way
04:36Now, lower it
04:36And be very careful
04:37Oh, you wretched fellows
04:39It'll all be out of tune again
04:41Just what, Keanu?
04:42Come on
04:42Oh, sorry
04:43They bashed it all out of tune
04:44Listen
04:45Now, listen to that
04:46You don't take me out of the train
04:47Come on, get it on the train
04:47Go, dig down
04:48Go, dig down
04:48Go, dig down
04:49Go, dig down
04:50Go, dig down
04:51Go, dig down
04:52What's going on there?
05:04Sir, I have reserved room for friends and fellow workers
05:07And all is in order, sir
05:08Because I have bribed the stationmaster officially
05:11And where do you think you're going?
05:13I'm taking my place
05:14Not until you paid me five rupees
05:16What's five rupees?
05:18Ah, do you think I'm bribing stationmaster with scotch mist, isn't it?
05:22Ah, thank you
05:32Thank you
05:32You are most kind
05:33Now, wait one moment
05:35One moment, please
05:36You have not paid me for smelly goat
05:38Now, smelly goat is one rupee extra
05:43Sir, will you be holding this animal when I am doing transaction?
05:46Oh, I don't want to hold it
05:47Come on
05:48Here, you are
05:48No, no, no, sorry
05:50I don't want the smelly thing
05:51Lily, could you mind taking your own
05:53And I will give you bunk up
05:56Come on
05:56Come on
05:56Come on
05:57Oh, it's a lounge
05:59This is my mother-in-law
06:04And I'm dropping her off in Delhi
06:08While train is doing 50 miles an hour
06:11Come on
06:14Off you go, you old bag
06:16No, no, sir
06:18She does not speak English
06:20I was just telling the promadeer, sir
06:23That you are ignorant old cow
06:24Oh, it's a lounge, sir
06:29English, babu
06:31I fell as soul is clink
06:39Everything under control
06:43I hope you've brought all your dresses and things
06:46Oh, yes, I've got a new one
06:47It's flame taffeta
06:49With a split right up to here
06:51Oh, good show
06:52Yeah, it will be
06:53We shall be on the train for five days
06:57I want you all to make yourselves comfortable
06:58Five days?
07:00What do we do about Connor, sir?
07:02We stop at stations
07:03And food will be served in the European dining room
07:05Will there be any chips?
07:07Amusing fellow
07:08Graves, isn't it?
07:09Uh, Evans, actually
07:10Oh, yes, of course
07:10Very amusing
07:11I do not care how long you've been within the other railways
07:15Paddington General was never like this
07:17He had stuff loaded, bombardier
07:18Yeah, it's all right
07:19Honestly, it's miles up
07:22It's going to take me hours
07:23Oh, good morning, Sergeant Ray
07:24Oh, good morning, Sergeant Ray
07:26Shut up!
07:27Phew!
07:28Right, lovely boy
07:29Get that mob off the roof of that train
07:31I will do no such thing
07:33Why do you think you are the only people who can travel on our train?
07:36That is dangerous, boy
07:37We go through a tunnel, they get knocked off
07:39Oh, no, no, no, no, no, Sergeant Mrs. Harb
07:42When we go through tunnel, they crouch very low
07:44Shut up!
07:45Why don't you worry?
07:46You are incited comfort?
07:47You call this comfort?
07:48I'm not having it
07:49They'll spit beetle nuts through the ventilators
07:51If I was the poor Indian on that roof
07:54And so all you British lying there, luxurious
07:56More than a beetle nut would come through that ventilator
07:59Time it is up
08:01I will remove from them all beetle nuts and chewing things
08:05Except your parties
08:05Shut up!
08:06Time for Trent to go
08:07Don't you blow that whistle?
08:08My men are not yet loaded
08:10I'll blow my damn whistle
08:11When it's time to blow my damn whistle
08:13Get the machine, Tosh!
08:16Stand by to pull the communication cord
08:19I'll get fined if I do that
08:21You'll get jankers if you don't
08:22Pull the cord!
08:25Leave that cord alone!
08:27Pull the cord!
08:28Leave it alone!
08:29Shut up!
08:30Shut up!
08:33Do you think I should interfere, sir?
08:35I shouldn't
08:36I expect the Sergeant Major's got everything under control
08:38Shut up!
08:41Shut up!
08:43Shut up!
08:45Shut the Major
08:47Tutu
08:48Six o'clock, Ashford. Time for a Chetebeck, eh?
08:57Oh, wizard. Shall I serve?
08:58Yes, go ahead. Pink gin, sir?
09:00Yes, please.
09:02Sir Major, care for a pink gin? It's very good for the voice.
09:04You had a hard time with it on the platform.
09:06No, thank you, sir.
09:09King's regulations clearly state that officers and other ranks
09:13you should not drink in each other's company.
09:15Surely you're a warrant, officer?
09:17Oh, well, in that case, I'll have a straight gin, sir.
09:22Pink gin's for commissioned office only.
09:26Surely you have a touch of Angostura?
09:29I beg your pardon, sir?
09:31I said, surely you have a touch of Angostura?
09:35No, sir. It's these Indian carriages.
09:37They always get a bit poggy when it's hot.
09:47Fancy travelling 1,200 miles in these conditions
09:50just to give a few over-privileged officers a show.
09:53We won't get shot up by the tribesmen, will we?
09:56No.
09:57They get dropsy from the British government.
09:59Each head tribesman gets ten golden sovereigns a month
10:02to keep their fingers off the trigger.
10:03Oh.
10:03And you know what is sometimes happening, sir?
10:06They take the ten golden guineas,
10:08then they buy big chatties of Bucklepani,
10:11which they drink all night,
10:12and then they are shooting all the same.
10:16It's lovely.
10:17The death of the song was real bully.
10:20That is the cunning of the British government, sir.
10:22Because when they are full of Bucklepani,
10:24they cannot shoot it straight.
10:27Can't you give a poker, sir?
10:29Yes, anything past the time.
10:30How about you, Sergeant Major?
10:32Don't mind, sir.
10:38Yes, sir.
10:38Well, we won't pay for money.
10:42I beg your pardon, sir.
10:44Could you ask the Pankawalla to direct the fan
10:46this way from time to time?
10:49Yes, of course.
10:49Pankawalla, fan-carreo, Sergeant Major,
10:52from time to time, will you?
10:53He goes up.
10:54You seem to have their lingo off to a tee, sir.
10:56Oh, just practice, that's all.
10:58It's much cooler, sir.
10:59Oh, good.
11:00Good.
11:01You know, I like this Indian idea
11:02of having a block of ice
11:03in the first-class compartment.
11:04It certainly cools things down.
11:05I remember once when I was on my way
11:06to Benares, just before the monsoon,
11:09it was so hot,
11:10we had actually to sit on the ice.
11:12Did it do any good?
11:13Up to a point, yes.
11:18Why don't you try it?
11:25How's that?
11:28It hasn't been first class.
11:30Excuse me, sir, but it is feeding time
11:35and my mother-in-law
11:36will be requiring her chapati.
11:38Come on, take it, you're greedy old dustbin.
11:45Come on, take it, you're greedy old dustbin.
11:47Come on, take it, you're greedy old dustbin.
11:51Oh, dear, sir, we are having difficulty because these foolish railway people have made ventilator too small for hand and chapati.
12:14Come on, shove it through long ways.
12:16Huh?
12:17Oh, no, no, sir.
12:18If we go long ways,
12:20all the curries fall out through the end.
12:22Oh, why don't you chop it up and give her a little bit at a time?
12:28Oh, sir, of course.
12:31If only I had your great brain.
12:33Yeah.
12:34University education comes in very handy,
12:36especially when it comes to shoving chapatis through ventilators.
12:38Your turn to sit on the ice, I'm ready.
12:44Very similar, sir.
13:00Childhood!
13:02Good home, child!
13:05Anybody fancy a cup of chalk?
13:06Oh, I wouldn't say no.
13:07There should be all of it.
13:08There you go.
13:10Excuse me, Robbie.
13:10All right.
13:12Hot!
13:18Can you see anything, Sergeant Major?
13:20Oh, yes, thank you, sir.
13:22The ice is melting rather fast.
13:26Sergeant Major, Sergeant Major, hot bottom.
13:32Oh, you will take the high road,
13:36and I will take the low road.
13:39I will be as a godland of four years.
13:44Now, three tonners in trouble, sir.
13:54Oh, dear.
13:56See if you can give them a hand, Sergeant Major.
13:57Very good, sir.
14:03Well, what do you make of it, not sir?
14:05Well, it's the heat, isn't it?
14:07Stands to reason.
14:08What is it, then?
14:09Big hand, Sergeant Major.
14:11I say, Sergeant Major, there's no tow rope on the jeep.
14:14How do you account for that?
14:15You signed for the truck, sir.
14:18It's possible you didn't sign for a tow rope in it, sir.
14:21How dare stupid of me.
14:23I would kick myself.
14:24I rarely could.
14:25How much further did Banu, Sergeant Major?
14:29About 30 miles, sir.
14:30Oh, Colonel Sarb!
14:31Shut up!
14:32I am delighted.
14:33What does he want, Ashwood?
14:34I beg your pardon, sir?
14:35I said, what does he want?
14:36Who?
14:36What do you want, bearer?
14:38Oh, if it please you, Colonel Sarb,
14:40there is one signpost.
14:41Very nearly.
14:43Right, George, he's right.
14:43Let's have a deco.
14:47What's it say?
14:50It say, on this spot, on June 4th, 1896, Sergeant Major Cunliffe and eight men were ambushed
15:07by tribesmen.
15:11May they rest in peace.
15:15I've got to sit down.
15:17Oh, my God, my headache's coming on.
15:18Oh, don't worry, Sarb, that 1896 drives unfriendly now, nearly all time.
15:28Here, what's that flash in?
15:30What flash in?
15:31That flash in there.
15:35What do you make of it, Ashwood?
15:37I would say, sir, it was caused by something reflecting the sun's rays.
15:41Right, then he's nice.
15:43I'm going to be sick.
15:45It's signaling, sir.
15:46Can't be our chaps.
15:48There aren't any British troops for miles.
15:51Well, there's obviously nothing to worry about.
15:53We'd better get out of here as quickly as possible.
15:56Here, look, sir.
15:58I can't believe you can get your stingray, sir!
16:04Pull us out! Pull us out!
16:05Pull us out!
16:06Pull us out!
16:07Pull us out!
16:08Pull us out!
16:09Pull us out!
16:10Pull us out!
16:11Pull us out!
16:12Pull us out!
16:13Pull us out!
16:14That's it!
16:15OK.
16:16Oh!
16:17Distributors burn right out!
16:19Didn't you switch it off, Sergeant Major?
16:21I left you in charge of the vehicle, sir.
16:25Oh, gosh.
16:26How could I have done such a stupid thing?
16:31I say, could we get moving?
16:34The heat's paying absolute havoc with the piano.
16:37Get down, you!
16:38It's a double order!
16:40Philistine.
16:42Get the mail on for it, Sergeant Major.
16:43Sir!
16:44Right, move yourself!
16:45Come on, move it!
16:46Sergeant Major!
16:47I'm all right, lads.
16:48Sergeant Major!
16:49Sergeant Major!
16:50Five rupees for tea for putting out fire!
16:51Get stuffed!
16:52I'm going to speak to the man, my Ashwarden.
16:54You have absolutely first-class ideas.
17:00The men have fired him, sir!
17:02Good.
17:04Now, listen, chaps.
17:05Banu is 30 miles away.
17:07Our vehicles are US.
17:09So we need one of us, one of you, to go and get help.
17:16Carry on, Sergeant Major.
17:18Yes, sir.
17:23All right, boys.
17:24You heard what the officer said.
17:29We needs a volunteer.
17:32The result has got to be got.
17:35I'd like to volunteer, Sergeant Major.
17:37Stay where you are, Parkin'.
17:39I will select the volunteer.
17:41No, it is quite clear to me that there is one man in this unit who is best equipped to stand up to the reward of this Farad.
17:54You.
17:55Why me, Sergeant Major?
17:56You got the art.
17:57I don't mind lending it.
17:58She is, boy.
17:59And you will have the honour of saving the regiment.
18:01Now, you're going to need a lot of water, and we're going to make sure you get it.
18:15That's your chuggles, boys.
18:16I'm afraid we're nearly out of Angostura, sir.
18:17Things are getting damn serious.
18:18There you are, lovely boy.
18:19Now then.
18:20You walk for about two hours, then you have a nice long rest for about five minutes.
18:23A couple of mouthfuls of water.
18:24You should do it in two days easy.
18:25Yes, Sergeant Major.
18:26Good luck, boy.
18:27Good luck, dear.
18:28Yes, good luck.
18:29I shan't forget this, Gunnar, um, Gunnar, what's your name?
18:30Something, sir.
18:31I shan't forget this, Gunnar, sir.
18:32Gunnar, sir.
18:33I shan't forget this, Gunnar, sir.
18:34I'm nearly out of Angostura, sir.
18:35I'm nearly out of Angostura, sir.
18:36Things are getting damn serious.
18:37You are getting damn serious.
18:38There you are, lovely boy.
18:39Now then.
18:40You walk for about two hours, then you have a nice long rest for about five minutes.
18:41A couple of mouthfuls of water.
18:42You should do it in two days easy.
18:43Yes, Sergeant Major.
18:44Good luck, Boyle.
18:46Good luck, dear.
18:47Yes, good luck.
18:48I shan't forget this, Gunnar, um, Gunnar, what's your name?
18:51Something, sir.
18:52I shan't forget this, Gunnar Sargent.
18:53Just keep going.
18:55You can't miss it.
18:56Shall I take me gun?
18:57Ah, that's quite a point.
18:59We don't want to provoke the tribesman.
19:00On the other hand, he is a soldier.
19:02It's a matter of opinion, sir.
19:04Across the third row of the stall, sir.
19:06Well, that decides it, then.
19:08Go unarmed.
19:09Off you go, then, lovely boy.
19:11Now.
19:13Have they seen you, then?
19:16Oh, my goodness me.
19:18We're British always being so brave.
19:21Brings tears to eyes.
19:23And mine.
19:31Is this the right row?
19:32Oh, yes, sir!
19:38To that, then.
19:43Excuse me, sir.
19:44Mm-hmm.
19:45I have a word with you.
19:46Oh, yeah.
19:47I've been, er, a spot of trouble by you, sir.
19:49I think we ought to, er, send out scouts, put out a few pickets.
19:53We're not at war with these people.
19:54They're perfectly peaceful.
19:55All we have to do is to wait until Gummer, um...
19:56Gummer...
19:57Sugden, sir.
19:58...to come back with help.
19:59Water boy.
20:00Where are you hiding?
20:02If you don't come out...
20:03I am going to get you.
20:04I am going to get you.
20:06You know, if they don't come out...
20:07I am going to get you.
20:08You know, if you don't come out, I am going to get you.
20:10All you do is to go back to.
20:11But not at war.
20:12They have to be able to be able to be able to get you, sir.
20:14That is almost impossible.
20:15Water boy, where are you hiding?
20:28If you don't come out, I am going to get pretty damn cross.
20:43Hello.
20:45I think I took the wrong road.
21:07N. T. I.
21:10Can you get that down, Sergeant?
21:12Can't we get an orteil of it, sir?
21:15Push two cons up.
21:16Permit me to translate.
21:18It say they are caught like rats in trap.
21:25That's it.
21:26I knew it.
21:27We should never have come here alone.
21:28They should have sent some soldiers with us.
21:32Can't you see what they're doing to us?
21:33They're playing with us like a little boy plays with a yo-yo.
21:37Better start to go.
21:38Now, listen, men, there's absolutely no reason to believe that this message refers to us.
21:42Take care of us.
21:43Take care of us.
21:44Two men on that side.
21:45Right road, you rifles.
21:47Mackintosh.
21:48What?
21:49You are going to Graham on the left.
21:51Gunna Bowman.
21:52Gunna Bowman.
21:53Sir?
21:54Keep an eye on my rear.
21:55That way.
21:57That came from about 700 yards, sir.
22:02Right.
22:03Keep your eye open on them hills, boys.
22:04Let me know if you see anything.
22:05Get a parking.
22:06Who, sir?
22:07Keep your head down, son.
22:11I see.
22:12The Sergeant is awfully good, isn't he?
22:13Yeah, he's a good man to have in a tight spot.
22:23There's someone coming round the corner, sir.
22:27Keep them covered and don't shoot.
22:29That's right.
22:30Keep them covered and don't shoot.
22:31Oh, my goodness.
22:32They're always being so calm when chips are down, isn't it?
22:37It's lofty, sir.
22:39Right.
22:40We'll bring him in.
22:41Bombardier, you come with me.
22:42The rest of you keep us covered.
22:43Sir.
22:52Lofty, what happened?
22:53I got captured by a tribesman.
22:56Oh, are we?
22:57Did they give you a rough time?
22:58No, they gave me a carpet.
23:01A carpet?
23:02What are you here for?
23:03Come here, sir.
23:04It is what they are calling conference carpet.
23:07They are wanting to be seated on carpet with Colonel Zab
23:10and to have conference.
23:11Oh, they ought to.
23:12I don't smoke.
23:13Thanks for the same.
23:14Don't offend them, Ashwin.
23:15I can't stand tobacco.
23:16Oh, but, sir.
23:17That is not tobacco.
23:18That is cow dung.
23:19Do not worry, sir.
23:20It is some sacred cow.
23:21And most carefully mix it with beautiful herbs and spicy things.
23:26Go on, Ashwin.
23:27You need to inhale it.
23:28Oh, no need to do that, sir.
23:29Oh, I might catch something.
23:30Oh, no, sir.
23:31That smoke kills absolutely everything.
23:32That's just not.
23:33Oh, you're lying, Ashwin.
23:34No, you're lying, Ashwin.
23:35You're lying, Ashwin.
23:36I'm lying, Ashwin.
23:37You're lying, Ashwin.
23:38You're lying, Ashwin.
23:39And, Ashwin, you're lying, Ashwin.
23:40And, Ashwin, I can't stand tobacco.
23:41But, sir, that is not tobacco, that is cow dung.
23:42Do not worry, sir.
23:43It is some sacred cow.
23:44And, most carefully mix it with beautiful herbs and spicy things.
23:45Go on, Ashwin.
23:46You need to inhale it.
23:47Oh, no need to do that, sir.
23:48I might catch something.
23:49Oh, no, sir.
23:50That smoke kills absolutely everything.
23:51Oh no need to do that, Saab. I might catch something.
23:55Oh no, Saab, that smoke kills absolutely everything.
24:05Well, they seem quite friendly to me.
24:07Well, I wouldn't trust them, sir.
24:09How are you?
24:16How is your queen?
24:18Colonel Saab, he say, how is your wife?
24:22Oh, very well.
24:23Colonel Saab said that your baby is fine.
24:27And how is your second wife?
24:30Colonel Saab, he say, how is your second wife?
24:34Tell him I do not have a second wife.
24:38Colonel Saab, Colonel Saab said that your second wife is fine.
24:42So, will your second wife be fine?
24:47Colonel Saab, he say, would you like to buy second wife?
24:52Well, what are they up to?
24:54Why don't they come to the point?
24:56Solly, don't let them take me alive.
24:58Finish me off before they start me with those great big knives.
25:03Tell him we are Royal Artillery Roadshow.
25:06Okay, Colonel Saab.
25:07Colonel Saab said that we are Royal Artillery Roadshow.
25:12Oh, Roadshow.
25:14We have seen all the roadshow.
25:16Okay, Colonel Saab, he said that he has seen every roadshow.
25:22Road to Morocco, road to Singapore, road to Rio.
25:27We have seen everything.
25:29He's got it all wrong.
25:32Show me Bing Crosby.
25:38That's done it.
25:43No.
25:44No.
25:45We haven't got Bing Crosby.
25:50Colonel Saab, he say you are lying monkey.
25:53And one hundred rifles pointing at us.
25:54And he say bring Bing before him.
25:55We haven't got Bing Crosby.
25:56Colonel Saab, he say that you are hiding Bing Crosby.
25:57And one hundred rifles pointing at us.
25:58And he say bring Bing before him.
25:59We haven't got Bing Crosby.
26:00Colonel Saab, he say they count up to ten.
26:01Then, if no Bing, they go bang.
26:02Colonel Saab, he say they count up to ten.
26:03Then, if no Bing, they go bang.
26:04That's what he said they are lying monkey, shall we?
26:05And he say bring Bing before him.
26:06We haven't got Bing Crosby.
26:07Colonel Saab, he say they count up to ten.
26:08Then, if no Bing, they go bang.
26:09Colonel Saab, he say they count up to ten.
26:10Then, if no Bing, they go bang.
26:11King Crosby, Mr. Saab, he say David Crosby.
26:23And the next to the Chief, fool her.
26:24Five, six, seven, eight, eight, nine, nine, ten.
26:41And it'd be the trees that fill the breeze
26:47With prayer and magic perfume
26:49Oh, no, it isn't the breeze
26:55It's love in blue
26:58Please! No, no, no, please, please, no autographs, no autographs!
27:11Thank you, folks, thank you, folks, thank you
27:18I just want to say how really great it is for me to be here in little old India
27:22Sir Khan Saab, he said that these people are very happy in India
27:28Yes, why not?
27:29Now, this tired old baritone is going to groan his way through a few numbers we used to sing for Uncle Sam
27:35And to give us her invaluable support
27:38That lovely little lady, Miss Dorothy Lamour
27:42Moonlight becomes you
27:53It goes with your hair
28:01A hoop so right, eh?
28:04You certainly know the right thing to wear
28:10Akeleba's boat at your hand
28:13Boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo
28:16Boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo
28:19He was...
28:20She's very pleased with the show, right?
28:22Oh, it's absolutely first class, isn't it, sir?
28:24Colonel Saab, the Chief Khan Saab wants to give you this beautiful camel saddle rug
28:30Oh, how jolly kind
28:32And we ought to give something back, Orton, do you?
28:34Oh, Colonel Saab, the Chief Khan Saab knows what he want
28:37Oh, good
28:38What is it?
28:39Colonel Saab, he want Dorothy Lamour
28:41CEO, please contact her at the minute
28:44I'll talk to you
28:47A tight spot here Sajouvert
28:51Will you tell Gunna Boman Orja Lai?
28:53I'm like...
28:54LAUGHTER
28:55Carry on, son.
28:56Carry on.
28:57LAUGHTER
28:58APPLAUSE
29:23раз
29:45The boys are here
29:50B-O-B-O-Y-S
29:53In you, end of hope and glory,
29:59Mother of God.
30:01Shout out!
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