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00:00Get ready to match the stars, Selena Gomez, Cara Delevingne, Kevin Nealon, Anthony Anderson, Z-Way, and B.D. Wong, as we play the star-studded season premiere of Match Game.
00:21And here's the host of Match Game, Martin Short.
00:30Welcome to Match Game. I'm your host, Timothee Chalamet. And I know what you're thinking. Someone used Kris Jenner's Plastic Surgeon.
00:47Joining me are the biggest stars in entertainment and also Anthony Anderson.
00:54All right.
00:55Selena, my beautiful, beautiful co-star of Only Murders in the Building.
01:04Your career is so incredible, and it started in 2002, which is so ironic, because also in 2002 is when the Oscars started prepping my in-memoriam package.
01:14So, no, it's the coincidences of life that are fun.
01:18I told you I'd be your caregiver.
01:20She is my caregiver.
01:23Cara, you global fashion icon. What would you say that I'm serving today?
01:30It's giving, like, Diane Keaton slash lesbian my new girlfriend slash seasonal weatherman.
01:41Wow.
01:42That's exactly what I was going for.
01:45Amazing Cara Delevingne from New York Fashion Week.
01:48And sitting next to her is Kevin Nealon from Erectile Dysfunction Awareness Week.
01:53So, the irony is unbelievable.
01:56Hey, hey, Marty, Marty.
01:58What are you up to?
02:00Well, not much, obviously.
02:02Anthony Anderson.
02:07Yes.
02:08Beloved by millions, and, by the way, the softest hands I've ever shaken with.
02:15I have a routine. It's shea butter.
02:18All right.
02:21Z-Way.
02:22How lovely to meet you.
02:24Hello.
02:25As a young person, which of our panelists just doesn't get your generation?
02:29And why is it Kevin Nealon?
02:31Baby Wong.
02:35Hello.
02:35The man behind the IT.
02:38Oh, look at you.
02:39Look at how fabulous you look.
02:41We did Father of the Bride together.
02:43I played Frank.
02:44He played my wedding assistant.
02:45And I wish now we were sharing a slice of wedding cock.
02:49Anyway.
02:51That's Frank.
02:53That's the character.
02:54Now, let's meet tonight's contestants.
02:58If that man is straight, then I'm straight.
02:59Hello.
03:00Hi.
03:01How are you?
03:02Amazing.
03:03How are you?
03:04Fantastic.
03:05Joy and Jordan, everyone.
03:06Have a bad day.
03:07Now, Jordan, I'm told that you are a drag queen.
03:11Yes.
03:12Right now you have Jordan, but I'm much better known as Misty Waterfalls.
03:27And I'm a drag queen in Montreal.
03:31I make all my own wigs.
03:32I make all my own costumes.
03:33I made this.
03:34That is beautiful.
03:36I know.
03:37I know.
03:38Stunning.
03:39And your confidence is just absolutely perfect.
03:42Now, Joy.
03:43Yes, cutie pie Martin.
03:45Hi, darling.
03:46How are you?
03:47Oh, you're so cute.
03:48I'm cute?
03:49You are so cute.
03:50Oh, I don't know if that's true.
03:52Wait a second.
03:53Joy, forget about me.
03:55You've been in my dreams since I found out you were going to be here.
04:00Your name is Joy Blessing.
04:02Yes.
04:03Now, is that the name you were born with?
04:04Well, 35 years ago, my husband considered me such a joy and blessing in his life that
04:09he gave me that name.
04:10And so when he went to heaven, I legally changed it.
04:13Aw, I love that.
04:14Aw.
04:15How beautiful.
04:16Thank you, cutie pie.
04:17That's so sweet.
04:19Welcome.
04:20I hope you both win, but one's going to be a big fat loser.
04:23So we'll see what it is.
04:24Oh, no.
04:25Because let's play Match Game.
04:27Yeah.
04:28Woo!
04:29Each of you will get two questions to try to match as many of our six stars as possible.
04:36Whoever matches more goes on to play Super Match for a chance to win $25,000.
04:43All right.
04:44Let's try this.
04:45Yes!
04:46Look at that.
04:47You son of a bitch.
04:48Got it.
04:49Look at that.
04:50There we go.
04:51Ah.
04:52Okay.
04:53Now, Joy, you start.
04:54I'm going to pick A for Adorable Martin.
04:57I'm getting sex tonight.
04:58I'm telling you, that's right.
04:59Down.
05:00Down.
05:01Down.
05:02Okay.
05:03Down.
05:04Go ahead.
05:05I'm getting sex tonight.
05:06I'm telling you, that's right.
05:07Down.
05:08Down.
05:09Down.
05:10Okay.
05:11Down.
05:12Down.
05:13Cara Delevingne is ridiculously famous, and so are her eyebrows.
05:18They're so famous, they've been seen walking the red carpet at the blank.
05:25Cara Delevingne is so ridiculously famous, and so are her eyebrows.
05:31They're so famous, they've been seen walking the red carpet at the blank.
05:36Cara, let me see your eyebrows.
05:37Yeah.
05:38Okay.
05:39All right.
05:40Where do they walk?
05:41Uh, a Eugene Levy look-alike contest.
05:43Okay.
05:44Okay.
05:45Okay.
05:46Selena is locked in.
05:49Kevin is locked in.
05:50Selena and Kevin are locked in already.
05:51No, no, no, no, no.
05:52Not yet.
05:53Not yet.
05:54We gotta figure out what Joy might say.
05:55Channeling Joy.
05:56By the way, I'm so excited.
05:58I used to watch this in my trailer, the 60s version.
06:02Is that true?
06:03Is that true?
06:04Yeah.
06:05With Gene Rayburn.
06:06Yeah, I didn't do this show for you.
06:08I did it because I was a fan.
06:09Oh, I understand.
06:10You were the host before Gene Rayburn, no?
06:12Yes.
06:13I started, I remember we kept thinking, oh, let Eisenhower win.
06:17Let Eisenhower win.
06:18All right, we are locked in.
06:22Okay, Joy.
06:23Cara Delevingne is ridiculously famous, and so are her eyebrows.
06:26They're so famous, they've been seen walking the red carpet at the blank.
06:31Oscars?
06:32At the Oscars.
06:34Oh.
06:35Oh.
06:36Oh, that's a good, good answer, Joy.
06:39I didn't think about that one.
06:40I call you Joy Blessing, because that's a blessed answer.
06:43Okay, Cara Delevingne is ridiculously famous, and so are her eyebrows.
06:47They're so famous, they've been seen walking the red carpet at the blank.
06:52I'm sorry, I also believe deeply in Cara and want her to win an Oscar.
07:00Yeah!
07:01I love you!
07:02One point.
07:03I did not get anything near that.
07:05Wow.
07:06Wow!
07:07Cara, boy, those are good eyebrows, by the way.
07:09I mean, I've also, didn't I say this?
07:12That's when we met on doing Only Murders.
07:14I was like, listen, game knows game.
07:17Thank you very much.
07:19I said the Met Ball.
07:21I was wrong.
07:22I didn't know what to do.
07:23A Met Ball.
07:24No, no, that's a valid answer.
07:25It wasn't good enough.
07:26I'm sorry, Joy.
07:27It helped no one, but that's a very good answer.
07:29Kevin.
07:30What?
07:31No, we want your answer.
07:32Oh, okay.
07:33Uh, Joy, I'm sorry, you're gonna be so disappointed, because my handwriting is horrible.
07:37The Oscars!
07:39We got two points.
07:40I love you, Kevin!
07:41Anthony Anderson.
07:42Yes.
07:43We're going for Oscars.
07:44Yeah, yeah, that's what we're going for.
07:46I said her eyebrows would be seen at the AVN convention in Las Vegas.
07:56What?
07:57Not to say.
07:58Don't video.
07:59So you just assumed that's what Joy would say.
08:01Yeah, I just assumed that's what Joy would say.
08:03You were helping her.
08:04You were helping her.
08:05All right.
08:06See way.
08:07In a similar fashion, I was trying to channel Joy's energy in her mind.
08:13So I said, sex with Marty.
08:15It's where...
08:18All that old thing.
08:19I don't understand your answer to the question though, Z-Way.
08:22That's a great award show.
08:24Yeah.
08:25That's great.
08:26Nobody wins.
08:27All right, BD.
08:28Can get worse than that.
08:29Yes, it can get worse.
08:30Oh my God, I'm so frightened.
08:32What did you write?
08:33I wrote...
08:34The International Threading Convention.
08:39Everyone's being very little.
08:40You know that you want to match with them and help them, right?
08:43Yes.
08:44Yes, I do.
08:45Okay, Joy, you scored two points.
08:48Jordan, let's see how you do with your question.
08:51Okay.
08:52Okay, ready?
08:53Yes.
08:54Okay, best of luck.
08:56Do I call you Jordan or Misty?
08:58Both work, as long as they're calling me.
09:00Okay, beautiful.
09:01Oh my gosh.
09:02This is my lucky night, I'm telling you.
09:03You're all getting lucky.
09:04Between Joy and Misty, I got my night planned.
09:07Okay.
09:10Chad said, my safe word is vanilla.
09:14The lady at the bank said, great, I'm happy for you.
09:17But all I need is your blank.
09:21Chad said, my safe word is vanilla.
09:24Okay.
09:25The lady at the bank said, great, I'm happy for you.
09:28But all I need is your blank.
09:31I don't know.
09:32This is what I was gonna write.
09:33Okay.
09:34BD is locked in this time.
09:35I did it, I did it.
09:36Yes.
09:37I'm happy for you, but all I need is your...
09:40Okay.
09:43Oh, okay.
09:44Yeah.
09:45We're just waiting for Kevin.
09:46He he he.
09:47That's a little wet.
09:48No, you don't have to.
09:49No, it's okay.
09:50It's gonna dry.
09:51It's gonna dry.
09:52We are locked in-ish.
09:54Okay.
09:55Yay.
09:56Jay Jordan.
09:57Yes.
09:58Chad said, my safe word is vanilla.
10:01The lady at the bank said, great, I'm happy for you.
10:03But all I need is your...
10:05ID.
10:06Ooh.
10:07ID.
10:08Wow.
10:09Well, that is a great, great answer.
10:10That's a great answer.
10:11I made a blank fee.
10:13Aha, Selena.
10:14The lady at the bank said, great, I'm happy for you.
10:16But all I need is your blank.
10:18Wow.
10:19ID.
10:20All right.
10:21Wow.
10:22Wow.
10:23Wow.
10:24Cara.
10:25I went with, um, hard cash.
10:27Oh, wow.
10:28You're hard cash.
10:29Yeah.
10:30That's what they want, right?
10:31Vanilla.
10:32Kevin.
10:33What?
10:34We need two things.
10:35We need you to dress for the show.
10:36Because clearly, I'm glad your car is all fixed up and it's mechanically working.
10:47But we'd hope you'd dress.
10:49And secondly, what's your answer?
10:50Marty, I gotta go to work, okay?
10:52Here we go.
10:53I'm sorry, Jordan, but...
10:55I U D, but I changed it.
10:56I U D.
10:57I U D, but I changed it.
10:58I U D.
10:59I U D.
11:00I U D.
11:01Very good.
11:02We got two.
11:03All right.
11:04Okay.
11:05Anthony.
11:06Yes.
11:07We're looking for ID.
11:08Ugh.
11:09Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, ID!
11:14Okay.
11:15See, wait.
11:16Okay.
11:17So...
11:18I don't know you.
11:19No.
11:21But I do want you to get the money.
11:24Okay.
11:25That is not a match.
11:26BD Wong.
11:27Yeah, I didn't do it right either, but I thought maybe it would be Password.
11:32Password.
11:33Well, that's a valid answer.
11:35At the end of round one, the score is Jordan 3 and Joy 2.
11:39It's time for a commercial break.
11:57Welcome back to Match Game.
11:58Anthony Anderson's here.
11:59Woo!
12:00Woo!
12:01Woo!
12:02Proving once again, if you just keep showing up, someone will eventually put you on camera.
12:11Now, Jordan, you're ahead by a score of 3-2, so you get to go first.
12:15All right.
12:16Are you excited?
12:17Very.
12:18Look at this.
12:19Wow!
12:20Oh, no!
12:21Let's try it again.
12:23Ah!
12:24Look what happened.
12:25Now, it's working.
12:26Okay.
12:28Now, would you like question A or B?
12:30I'm gonna go with question A for, ah!
12:31Okay.
12:32I like that.
12:33Now, in round one, you matched with Selena, Kevin, and Anthony.
12:35So, for this question, you can match with this question.
12:36Oh, no!
12:37Oh, no!
12:38Oh, no!
12:39Oh, no!
12:40Okay.
12:41Let's try it again.
12:42Ah!
12:43Ah!
12:44Look what happened.
12:45Now, it's working.
12:46Okay.
12:48Now, would you like question A or B?
12:49I'm gonna go with question A for, ah!
12:51Okay.
12:52I like that.
12:53Now, in round one, you matched with Selena, Kevin, and Anthony.
12:58So, for this question, you can match with everyone else.
13:01Okay.
13:02Alright?
13:03Yep.
13:04Jordan, you always hear about people getting murdered on the White Lotus.
13:08That's why I stay at the Jaleel White Lotus, where you get nerdy Urkel vibes, and housekeeping
13:16always leaves blank on your pillow.
13:20Oh.
13:21You always hear about people getting murdered at the White Lotus.
13:25That's why I stay at the Jaleel White Lotus, where you get nerdy Urkel vibes, and housekeeping
13:30always leaves blank on your pillow.
13:34Did I do that?
13:35Did I do that?
13:36Okay.
13:37Oh, that's a good answer.
13:38Okay.
13:39Did you see it?
13:40Yeah, I just went, yeah.
13:41Okay.
13:42That's mine.
13:43I'm a cheater.
13:44Yeah.
13:45We're waiting for Bidi Wong.
13:46Yeah.
13:47We're waiting for Bidi Wong.
13:49Bidi is ready.
13:50Okay.
13:51We did it.
13:52We're gonna do it.
13:53Now, Jordan.
13:54You always hear about people getting murdered at the White Lotus.
13:58That's why I stay at the Jaleel White Lotus, where you get nerdy Urkel vibes, and housekeeping
14:04always leaves blank on your pillow.
14:07Glasses.
14:08Glasses.
14:09Oh, that's actually very, very, very clever.
14:13That's an interesting answer.
14:14Cara, I stay at the Jaleel White Lotus, where you get nerdy Urkel vibes, and housekeeping
14:19always leaves blank on your pillow.
14:22Unfortunately, I said chocolates.
14:26Chocolates.
14:27Chocolates.
14:28Why?
14:29Because when you think of Urkel, you think of chocolates.
14:31Yeah.
14:32Yeah.
14:33All right.
14:35Now.
14:36Yes.
14:37And I have an answer.
14:38Yeah.
14:39And it is chocolate.
14:42Chocolate.
14:44Bidi Wong.
14:45Well, I tried to keep it simple.
14:47Suspenders.
14:48Chocolate.
14:49Oh.
14:50I am sorry.
14:51Okay.
14:52That was a good answer.
14:53The score is still three to two.
14:54Joy, you need one to tie and two to win.
14:59A chance at $25,000.
15:01Oh, yes.
15:02Now in round one, you match with Celine and Kevin.
15:07So for this question, you can match with everyone else.
15:10Are you ready?
15:11I am ready.
15:12One to tie.
15:13Two to win.
15:14Oh.
15:15Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
15:18In thruple news.
15:20Uh-huh.
15:21Adam and Eve are looking for a third.
15:23Oh.
15:24Oh.
15:25Applicants must be cool with nudity, heavy gardening, and blanks.
15:32Ha.
15:33In thruple news.
15:34Adam and Eve are looking for a third.
15:36Applicants must be cool with nudity, heavy gardening, and blanks.
15:41Quick question, Mari.
15:42Oh!
15:43What's thruple mean?
15:44Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
15:45You're getting good?
15:46I can't answer.
15:47Right?
15:48You can't answer.
15:49Oh, I can't either.
15:50And Kevin can't answer.
15:51Heavy gardening and blanks.
15:53That means somebody is hairy.
15:55First of all, you're supposed to keep these thoughts
15:57to yourself.
15:57Oh, I'm sorry.
15:58Do you remember that?
15:59Yeah, it's something about that.
16:01All right.
16:02Kara seeking help from Selena.
16:04OK, Z-Way, we're waiting on you.
16:06And Anthony, we're always waiting on you.
16:09Kara.
16:10Yes.
16:11Look at those eyebrows.
16:12They really are ready.
16:15I saw them on the red carpet last Oscars.
16:17OK.
16:19By themselves.
16:20They keep running away.
16:21All right, we are locked in.
16:22OK.
16:23In trouble news, Adam and Eve are looking for a third.
16:26Applicants must be cool with nudity, heavy gardening,
16:29and blanks.
16:31Snakes.
16:32Snakes.
16:33That's a good one.
16:34That's a good one.
16:35Applicants must be cool with nudity, heavy gardening,
16:38and blanks.
16:40So my mind went very PG.
16:43And I went, snake.
16:45Ah!
16:46I won!
16:48We got a tie game.
16:50OK, this is exciting.
16:52One more success for you, Joy.
16:55And you are a winner.
16:57OK, Anthony.
16:59Yes.
16:59Could you give us the answer?
17:00My answer is orgasms.
17:03I didn't know how to spell it, so I put organisms, but I was the—that was—but you know what
17:12I meant.
17:13Not really.
17:14But I changed it at the bottom.
17:15It didn't match anyway.
17:16It sure didn't.
17:17So I'm going to put it—I'm going to just put it down here.
17:20It didn't—no, that didn't work.
17:22OK.
17:23We need one for Joy to win.
17:28I don't want to disappoint you, Joy, but I just don't know what you're ever thinking, which
17:34is why I wrote down snake.
17:36Oh!
17:37Ah!
17:38Ah!
17:39Ah!
17:40Congratulations.
17:41Joy is our champion.
17:42And we have to say goodbye to Jordan.
17:44Oh, my God!
17:45Supermatch is next.
17:47Oh, my God!
17:48Oh, no.
17:49Well, it's all hugging you.
17:51It's all.
17:52Keep hugging me.
17:53Ah!
17:54Get her up close!
17:58Welcome back.
18:13It's time for Supermatch.
18:15Yes!
18:16Joy.
18:17Yes!
18:18I want you to break out of your shell.
18:20OK.
18:21I'll try.
18:22Because you have a shot of winning $25,000.
18:26Yes!
18:27Yes!
18:28Yes!
18:29Yes!
18:30Yes!
18:31Now, how would you best waste that kind of money other than the obvious medication you
18:36should be on?
18:38Well, Martin, earlier this year, my glam-o-mobile died and couldn't be brought back to life.
18:44So, for the first time in 54 years, I have not had a car.
18:48So, I want to get a sparkly blue new glam-o-mobile and have a lot of fun.
18:55OK.
18:56A lot of fun.
18:57Well, then this is exciting.
19:00We're going to start with an audience match.
19:02And we recently pulled the Match Game Home audience and got their most popular responses
19:08to this.
19:12Just for blank.
19:15So, if you can guess the third most popular answer, you win $2,000.
19:18That's OK.
19:19The second most popular answer, you win $3,000.
19:21And the most popular answer, you get $5,000.
19:24Yes.
19:25That's the one I like.
19:26So, to help with the suggestions, you can enlist the aid of three of our celebrities.
19:30Who do you want to pick first?
19:31Selena!
19:32Selena!
19:33All right, Selena, just for blank.
19:40Fun?
19:41Just for fun.
19:42I like it.
19:43Who's your second choice?
19:44Kevin!
19:45Kevin.
19:46Just for laughs.
19:47Just for laughs.
19:48That's a good one.
19:49And your third choice is...
19:50B-Way!
19:51B-Way!
19:52Just for kicks.
19:53Just for kicks.
19:54Those are all so good.
19:55Now, OK, you've got fun, laughs, and kicks, which is your nickname.
20:10So, now you can choose any of the three, or you can give us one of your own.
20:15What answer you don't want to go with?
20:16I'm going to choose all the three if I could.
20:18Yeah, but you can't, though.
20:19Totally.
20:20I'm going to go with laughs.
20:22Just for laughs.
20:23That's what I would have gone for.
20:25OK, let's see how you've done.
20:26We're looking for laughs.
20:28For $2,000, the third most popular answer is...
20:33Laughs!
20:35Thank you!
20:37Let's see what the other two were.
20:38For $3,000, the answer is...
20:41You, just for you.
20:43Oh!
20:44And for $5,000, the answer is...
20:47Just for...
20:49Fun!
20:50Just for fun.
20:51You won $2,000.
20:53That's pretty damn good.
20:57Now you have a chance to multiply that by five with our celebrity head-to-head match.
21:03And if you can match a celebrity exactly, you'll win $10,000.
21:08OK?
21:10Which of our six celebrities would you like to try to match head-to-head with?
21:14Oh...
21:15Selena.
21:16Oh!
21:17Selena!
21:19OK, to win $10,000, you must match Selena exactly.
21:23And if you're ready, write down your answer to this, Selena.
21:30Cat blank.
21:33Cat blank.
21:36Come, come.
21:37Must whisper.
21:39What would Selena be ready to write?
21:43She's still conferring with the entire group.
21:46OK.
21:47Which is probably not helping her a great deal.
21:49That's the gift of that group.
21:53Unhelpful energy.
21:54I was like, I've already said that.
21:56I don't know.
21:58In fact, if they ever toured, that would be their touring name.
22:03That's not just a black thing.
22:08I got it, I got it.
22:09You got it, OK.
22:11OK, Selena is ready.
22:13Joy, what is your answer?
22:15Nip.
22:17Catnip.
22:19Oh, no.
22:20For $10,000...
22:21Her look is sad.
22:22What is your answer, Selena?
22:24Catfish.
22:25Catfish.
22:27Joy, I'm sorry you didn't make a match, but you still won $2,000.
22:33It's a halfway point of the show already?
22:37Wow, time flies when you're phoning it in.
22:40Be right back.
22:42That's the last one, that's the last one.
22:47Oh, no.
23:02Welcome back to Match Game.
23:05And look at this fabulous panel.
23:07Kevin, how are you?
23:08Doing great, thank you.
23:09What are you drinking?
23:10A little scotch and soda.
23:12Really?
23:14So the AA thing doesn't work for you anymore?
23:16Not for me.
23:17No.
23:19And Anthony...
23:20Yes?
23:21You look fantastic.
23:23You look fantastic too.
23:24Are you going to wear a vest to every show?
23:25I am.
23:26OK.
23:27Because it kind of, you know, the stomach.
23:28I get it. I hide it.
23:29Well, let's meet tonight's contestants, shall we?
23:31Hello, look at you.
23:32Hi, look at me.
23:33Hi.
23:34Quami and Missy.
23:35Hi.
23:36And Missy, you're a preschool teacher.
23:37I am.
23:38Senior fitness instructor for 90-year-olds.
23:39I teach little kids and I teach seniors, believe it or not.
23:41I go from the four-year-olds to the 90-year-olds.
23:42The 90-year-olds.
23:43Now, what do you do?
23:44We sit in chairs.
23:45We do stretching.
23:46We move.
23:47We breathe.
23:48We have a healthy, happy life.
23:49Gotta keep moving.
23:50Now, if you wanted to get Kevin in shape, you know, it would take an estimate.
23:55But if you did, what would you do?
23:56What would you advise?
23:57Well, I would advise him to get some weights and start doing some bicep curls.
24:01Oh.
24:02Oh.
24:03Oh.
24:04Oh.
24:05Okay, Kwami, what do you do for a living?
24:06I do.
24:07I do.
24:08I do.
24:09I do.
24:10I do.
24:11I do.
24:12I do.
24:13I do.
24:14I do.
24:15I do.
24:16I do.
24:17I do.
24:18I do.
24:19I do.
24:20I do.
24:21I do.
24:22I do.
24:23I do.
24:24I do.
24:25I work at the Best West African market in New Jersey.
24:28Been there for 20 years with my family.
24:31So, if you need some jollof rice, some fufu, a mutuo, I'm your guy.
24:36I got you.
24:37Really?
24:38Yes.
24:39Welcome.
24:40I hope you both win.
24:41Let's play match game, shall we?
24:45Now, each of you will get two questions to try to match as many of our six stars as possible.
24:51Whoever matches more goes to play supermatch for a chance to win $25,000.
24:58Okay, ready?
25:01Oh.
25:02Oh.
25:03Oh.
25:04Yeah.
25:05That's kind of magic.
25:06Okay.
25:07Kwami, A or B?
25:08I'll go with B.
25:09B.
25:10Okay.
25:11Dr. Seuss wrote the beloved children's book, Oh the Places You'll Go.
25:18But he also wrote a version for senior citizens titled, Oh the Places You'll Blank.
25:25Dr. Seuss wrote the beloved children's book, Oh the Places You'll Go.
25:30But he also wrote a version of the senior citizens titled, Oh the Places You'll Blank.
25:37Anthony is already locked in.
25:40Oh, yeah.
25:41That's the kind of man he is.
25:43Yeah.
25:44Okay.
25:45Selena is locked in.
25:46Okay, guess what?
25:47Because that's the kind of lady she is.
25:48She's always locked in.
25:49Kara is locked in.
25:50Woo!
25:51Zoe is locked in.
25:53OBD is locked in.
25:55It's Kevin that's bringing the show down.
25:58Okay.
25:59I'm locked in with Kwami.
26:00Dr. Seuss wrote the beloved children's book, Oh the Places You'll Go.
26:05But he also wrote a version for senior citizens titled, Oh the Places You'll Blank.
26:12Sleep.
26:13Oh the Places You'll Sleep.
26:16I like that.
26:17Come on, guys.
26:18Kwami, that's a great answer.
26:19Well, Marty, I'm not going to say that answer was that great.
26:21Okay.
26:22Dr. Seuss wrote the beloved children's book, Oh the Places You'll Go.
26:25But he also wrote a version for senior citizens titled, Oh the Places You'll Blank.
26:31This is really morbid, but...
26:34All right.
26:35You could have also just to bring up the room and said, Oh the Places They'll Struggle
26:43And Then Die.
26:44You could have done that.
26:45But you didn't.
26:46You didn't, Kara.
26:47I think we're sick.
26:49So...
26:50Oh my God.
26:51You guys are cheating back there.
26:53Somebody's looking on somebody's paper.
26:55I want you to calm down.
26:56Okay.
26:57Kevin.
26:58What?
26:59No, no.
27:00You've got to answer the...
27:01You've got to answer us.
27:02I thought that...
27:04Oh the Places You'll Poop.
27:08Okay.
27:09Okay.
27:10I'm with that one.
27:11That's a good one.
27:12Kevin was speaking from experience, he said.
27:13Okay.
27:14Anthony, what's your answer?
27:16Oh the Places You'll...
27:17Forget.
27:18Forget.
27:19Forget.
27:20That's a good one.
27:21That is a good one.
27:22Not bad.
27:23All the Places You'll Forget.
27:24Z what?
27:25Die.
27:26Die.
27:27Eternal rest.
27:28Eternal sleep.
27:29Judges?
27:30Okay.
27:31We're looking for sleep.
27:33Forget to go.
27:34Okay.
27:35Okay.
27:36Sorry dude, you didn't get any there.
27:37Okay.
27:38But that's okay.
27:39You scored zero.
27:40Sorry Kwame.
27:41Kwame, let it go.
27:42Let it go.
27:43Be proud.
27:44I don't know of what, but go ahead.
27:47Okay Missy.
27:48Sir Lancelot said, I made the biggest mistake a knight could make.
27:53Shopping at Teemu.
27:56The last suit of armor I ordered was a knockoff made of blank.
28:03Okay.
28:04Sir Lancelot said, I made the biggest mistake a knight could make.
28:08Shopping at Teemu.
28:09The last suit of armor I ordered was a knockoff made of blank.
28:13Okay.
28:14You are the fastest man in show business.
28:16Got trying to get out of here Marty.
28:20Got things I got to do tonight.
28:22What do you plan to do?
28:23Get out of here.
28:24No, I don't know that.
28:27All right.
28:28Kara.
28:29We.
28:30Okay.
28:31Kevin is locked in.
28:32They're all locked in.
28:33Okay Missy.
28:34Sir Lancelot said, I made the biggest mistake a knight could make.
28:37Shopping at Teemu.
28:38The last suit of armor I ordered was a knockoff made out of.
28:41Tin foil.
28:42Tin foil.
28:43Oh.
28:44Tin foil.
28:45Wow.
28:46Oh, let's see how our celebrities answered.
28:48That's small.
28:49Sir Lancelot said, the last suit of armor I ordered was a knockoff made out of.
28:54I'm so sorry because that's, this is usually what I order off Teemu.
29:00I'm so sorry.
29:01Oh.
29:02Oh.
29:03Ah.
29:04I'm kidding.
29:05Latex.
29:06Oh.
29:07No you're not.
29:08Okay.
29:09Kara.
29:10Yes.
29:11Oh, sorry.
29:12We were killing for your answer.
29:13Oh, are you?
29:14Okay.
29:15Okay.
29:16Um.
29:17Polyester.
29:18Polyester.
29:19Sorry.
29:20That's not spelt right.
29:21We're looking for tin foil.
29:23Finally, somebody thinks like I do.
29:25But not this time.
29:27Oh.
29:28That was so mean.
29:29Cut.
29:30I love that.
29:31Okay.
29:32We are looking for tin foil.
29:33Missy, I have a good feeling with this robe because that robe was a disaster.
29:37Yeah.
29:38Sir Lancelot said, the last suit of armor I ordered was a knockoff made out of.
29:43Aluminum foil?
29:45Yeah.
29:47That is good.
29:48You're so smart.
29:49All right, Missy.
29:50Sit away.
29:51Plastic.
29:52Plastic.
29:53Plastic.
29:55Vidi Wong.
29:58Tin foil.
29:59Tin foil.
30:01Okay.
30:02At the end of round one, the score is two to zero.
30:07It's time to take a break because to be honest, my bladder is the size of a thimble.
30:12In fact, the only time I don't have to pee is when I'm peeing.
30:16There's no time, Parmy.
30:17There's no time, girl.
30:18That's all right, girl.
30:19That's all right, that's all right.
30:20Whoo!
30:31Welcome back to Match Game.
30:33Let's do it.
30:34Another round.
30:35This is exciting.
30:36Look at this.
30:37Oh, yeah.
30:38Oh, every time.
30:39Oh, yeah.
30:40That's it.
30:41Use your finger, Marty.
30:43Uh-oh.
30:44It's going up.
30:45It's going up.
30:46No.
30:47Wow.
30:48Mama?
30:49Now, wait a second.
30:50Come on.
30:51Look at this.
30:52Oh.
30:53Wow.
30:54Okay, now.
30:55Missy.
30:56Hi.
30:57You're ahead by two to zero, so you get to go first.
30:59Now, in round one, you matched with Anthony and BD.
31:00So for this question, you can match with everyone else.
31:04Would you like question A or B?
31:05A, please.
31:06A, okay.
31:07Look at that.
31:08LGBTQ actor BD Wong.
31:09No way.
31:10Was made an MD for the FBI on Law and Order SVU.
31:15Oh, wow.
31:16If he had any more letters, we could call him a blank.
31:19Oh, wow.
31:20If he had any more letters, we could call him a blank.
31:23Oh, wow.
31:24If he had any more letters, we could call him a blank.
31:28Oh, wow.
31:29Oh, wow.
31:30LGBTQ actor BD Wong was an MD for the FBI on Law and Order SVU.
31:35If he had any more letters, we could call him a blank.
31:38Oh, easy.
31:39LGBTQ actor BD Wong was an MD for the FBI on Law and Order SVU.
31:48If he had any more letters, we could call him a blank.
31:51Ah!
31:52Ha, ha, ha, ha!
31:54Yes!
31:55Yes!
31:56Oh.
31:57Oh.
31:58I don't think Missy would ever get what you said.
32:01No, because she's a preschool teacher.
32:03Anthony can't be part of this.
32:05BD can't be part of this.
32:07And Cara, time marches on.
32:10Okay, we're locked in.
32:12Missy.
32:13LGBTQ actor BD Wong was made an MD for the FBI on Law and Order SVU.
32:20If he could have any more letters, we could call him a...
32:24Doctor?
32:25A doctor.
32:26Yes.
32:27A doctor.
32:28A-ha, Selena.
32:29Hi, baby.
32:30Hi.
32:31LGBTQ actor BD Wong was an MD for the FBI on Law and Order SVU.
32:40If he had any more letters, we could call him a...
32:44Well, thought this was fitting, but queen.
32:47Oh.
32:48A queen.
32:49Well.
32:50I think that's a compliment.
32:51I think that's a compliment.
32:52Wow.
32:53I think it's a lovely, lovely thing that didn't help anything.
32:55Already agreed.
32:56Go ahead.
32:57Cara.
32:58This made the most sense, which I think you'll all agree.
33:01STD.
33:02Yeah.
33:03I like both those answers.
33:04I got me some BD, you know.
33:06Kevin.
33:07Well, I gotta tell you, Missy, that's a lot of letters, so I think you'll be not happy about
33:16this.
33:17The spelling is great.
33:18Alphabet.
33:19Alphabet.
33:20Thanks for the help.
33:21All right.
33:22LGBTQ actor BD Wong was an MD for the FBI on Law and Order SVU.
33:28If he had any more letters, we could call him a...
33:32Alphabet.
33:33Alphabet.
33:34All right, Kwame, you need two to tie and three to win for a chance of $25,000.
33:42Yep.
33:43You got me.
33:44That's good for me.
33:45You got me, Kwame.
33:46Now, Ron, you match with no one, so for this question, you can match with everyone.
33:51Ooh.
33:52All right.
33:53Let's go.
33:54Come on.
33:55You can do it.
33:56You can do it.
33:57This is a limerick.
33:58I once had a dentist named Ruth, always drunk on gin and vermouth.
34:02She revved up the drill, said lie back and sit still, then bored a hole in my blank,
34:09not my tooth.
34:11Well, the dentists I go to, they normally drink gin and juice.
34:16Uh-huh.
34:17Yeah.
34:18Well, I see no attempt at answering this.
34:20It's like time stood still.
34:22Sorry, Kwame.
34:23I don't know where this limerick was.
34:25Oh, no.
34:26I'm a big fan.
34:27I'm a big fan.
34:28You're a big fan.
34:29What is that?
34:30I'm a big fan.
34:31You're a big fan.
34:32I'm a big fan.
34:33You're a big fan.
34:34You're a big fan.
34:35You're a big fan.
34:36You're a big fan.
34:37You're a big fan.
34:38You're a big fan.
34:39Quammy, I don't know what this liver goes on.
34:42All right.
34:43Kevin?
34:44Kevin?
34:46I think we need a doctor for Kevin.
34:49Quammy, I'm nervous for you.
34:52I've never seen a more lost group of people.
34:55Or this yet.
34:56I think they don't understand we're still here.
35:02All right, would anyone like to know how I got started?
35:05You know, thank you.
35:07I'm so sorry, Marty.
35:08Let's look at Quammy and think about what he might say.
35:13Let's just stare at Quammy for a minute.
35:15Quammy?
35:16All right, Quammy, we're just going to look at you.
35:18Send it to us.
35:19Okay, Quammy, send it.
35:20All right.
35:22Okay.
35:22I'm going to lock it.
35:23That lock ain't going to lock up nothing that you wrote now.
35:26I'm going to lock it.
35:27Because you understand we have to leave eventually.
35:30The border hole in my car is locked in.
35:34Yeah.
35:35Kevin?
35:35You want a good answer or do you want me to rush it?
35:37I'm just looking for today.
35:41Oh, Kevin is locked in.
35:43Let's hear it for Kevin, everyone.
35:45I gave up.
35:46I gave up.
35:48Andy.
35:49Okay.
35:50Look at that.
35:51He's locked in.
35:51Locked in.
35:52Okay, Quammy.
35:53I once had a dentist named Ruth.
35:56Always drunk on gin and vermouth.
35:59She revved up the drill.
36:02Said lie back and sit still.
36:04Then bored a hole in my blank.
36:07Not my tooth.
36:08I'm going to keep it PG and say booth.
36:11Booth as in butt.
36:13Like your buttocks.
36:14Okay.
36:15Caboose.
36:15Your boot.
36:16Oh, my sore boot.
36:18You know that expression, don't you?
36:19No, I don't.
36:20But I do know this.
36:22Quammy going home.
36:25I do know that.
36:28Okay.
36:29Now, Quammy, you need two to tie.
36:33Okay.
36:33And three to win.
36:36I'm so sorry, Quammy.
36:38I put pants.
36:39Pants.
36:40In my pants.
36:41It's a answer.
36:42You're going to say my answer don't make no sense?
36:45I said it was going to rhyme and none of us could think of the rhyme.
36:47Okay.
36:48I wrote skull.
36:50In your skull?
36:51I don't know.
36:53Kevin.
36:54Well, Quammy, don't listen to these people because I'm not right either.
37:01Achoo.
37:02Lie back and sit still, then board a hole in my achoo, not my tooth.
37:08Hello?
37:09Okay.
37:11Anthony, we're looking for booth.
37:13Well, you're not going to get that from me.
37:14I put chin.
37:16Chin.
37:18I put chin.
37:19Sui?
37:20Mouth.
37:21Mouth.
37:21Mouth.
37:22Mouth.
37:22Mouth rounds with booth.
37:23Mouth.
37:25Missy, you're our champion.
37:28We're going to have to say goodbye to Quammy.
37:30Sorry, Quammy.
37:31We love you so much.
37:32And don't think of it as losing.
37:34Think of it as coming in last place.
37:36Supermatch is next.
37:38Bye, Quammy.
37:40Congratulations.
37:41Go, Missy.
37:42Welcome back.
37:58It is time for Supermatch.
38:00Missy, you will have a shot at winning $25,000.
38:06Let's go, Missy.
38:08That's a lot of money.
38:10What would you do with that kind of money?
38:11So I would open up a fitness studio so I can have seniors and kids, and I would have a great
38:17fitness studio for all ages to come to.
38:19What a fabulous thing.
38:20What a fabulous thing.
38:20I hope you did it.
38:21Yay.
38:21Yes.
38:22How are you?
38:23Now, we're going to start with an audience match.
38:25We recently pulled the Match Game Home audience and got their most popular response to this.
38:30That's so blank.
38:37Now, if you can answer the third most popular answer, you'll win $2,000.
38:41The second most popular answer will get you $3,000.
38:44And the most popular answer will get you $5,000.
38:49Okay.
38:49And to help with suggestions, you can enlist the aid of three of our celebrities.
38:53Who do you want?
38:54I'm going to go with Kevin.
38:55Oh, my God.
38:56Good choice, good choice.
38:59Very good choice.
39:00Okay, Kevin.
39:02That's so blank.
39:04You just have to say it.
39:05Oh.
39:06Sorry.
39:06Cool.
39:07That's so cool.
39:08Very good answer.
39:10There's a first for everything.
39:12Okay, who's your second one?
39:13Anthony.
39:14That's so raven.
39:15Yes.
39:16What?
39:16Okay.
39:17Third choice.
39:18A BD.
39:20Fly is all I can think of.
39:21That's so fly.
39:23So you've got cool.
39:25Fetch.
39:25Raven and fly.
39:27So fetch.
39:27You can choose one of the three answers or give us one of your own.
39:31What answer do you want to go with?
39:32That's so raven.
39:34Yes.
39:34Yes.
39:36So let's see how you've done.
39:38Okay, for $2,000, the third most popular answer is...
39:45Fetch.
39:46Hello.
39:46What?
39:47No, that's...
39:48I know.
39:48I'm a mind-free.
39:49What is fetch?
39:51Exactly.
39:51It's not a thing.
39:52Mean girls?
39:53Mean girls.
39:53Oh.
39:54Okay, the $3,000 answer is...
39:57That's so...
39:59Funny.
40:00Funny.
40:00Funny.
40:01And this is your last chance at a match.
40:05For $5,000, the answer is...
40:07Please.
40:07That's so...
40:08That's so...
40:10Wait.
40:11There we go, mama.
40:17Come on.
40:18Let's get the big money.
40:20Let's get the big money.
40:22Let's get the big money.
40:23Nice.
40:24Congratulations.
40:25Yes!
40:26Okay.
40:27That is unbelievable.
40:28Now, you've won $5,000, and now you have a chance to multiply that by five.
40:34So, I'm no big math scholar, but I think that's $25,000 you could win.
40:39Okay.
40:40Yes!
40:41How about that?
40:42Yes!
40:43Come on.
40:44Let's do it.
40:45Breathe in, breathe out.
40:46Now, which of our six celebrities would you like to try to match head-to-head?
40:48Anthony!
40:49Let's go, baby!
40:50Let's go!
40:51Anthony.
40:52Okay.
40:53All right.
40:54Look at me.
40:55All right.
40:56Anthony.
40:57Write down your answer to this.
41:01Blank wash.
41:04Blank wash.
41:09Blank wash.
41:11Easy.
41:12Easy.
41:13Okay.
41:14Anthony, you have it?
41:15I have it down.
41:16Okay.
41:17Missy, before you say anything, I'm just sending this to you right now.
41:21Yeah.
41:22Okay.
41:23I'm sending it to you right now.
41:24All right.
41:25All right.
41:26Okay.
41:27Missy.
41:28Yes.
41:29Okay.
41:30Anthony is ready.
41:31What is your answer?
41:32Car.
41:33Car.
41:34$25,000.
41:35Look at that.
41:36Let's go!
41:37Let's go!
41:38Let's go, Missy!
41:40Let's go!
41:41Congratulations.
41:42You've won $25,000.
41:45And with that, thanks for watching.
41:48That's our show.
41:49Congratulations.
41:51Congratulations!
41:54Ah, fabulous!
41:55Yes!
41:56You did it!
41:57You did it!
41:58You did it!
41:59Come on!
42:01Teamwork makes the dream work!
42:02What would you rather guess?
42:03What would it have been?
42:04My mouth is so dry from being nervous.
42:06What would I want?
42:07What would I want?
42:08If it wasn't Car, what would you guess?
42:09I can't think of anything else.
42:10Thank you so much.
42:12I didn't drink it so much.
42:15I wouldn't care if you did.
42:16Somebody could have said dog wash!
42:18I have no idea!
42:19$25,000!
42:20Oh, working out!
42:21Well, yeah, there's a lot.
42:23Here's your souvenir.
42:25I love it.
42:27Woo!
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