Here We Go Season 3 Episode 1

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Transcript

00:00And I just wish I knew what was going on in there.

00:07Someone is stealing our spoons.

00:10The ants are back.

00:14Oh.

00:17Oh, Amy!

00:20Please!

00:22That was good that time, wasn't it?

00:27Not really, no.

00:28Is that banana meant to be a knife?

00:29No, it's meant to be a banana. I'm going to eat it.

00:32What's going on? Can you call me?

00:33No, Sam's just helping me with self-defence,

00:35and I need you to take that down, please.

00:37What? I've only just finished it.

00:39But it's massive, and I need it out of my way.

00:42Well, that's what the French said at first.

00:43A lot of people wanted it pulled down,

00:45and now it's the most visited tourist attraction in the world, so...

00:49Oh, Amy, isn't it wonderful?

00:51Oh, it's like being in Paris.

00:53It's like being in Legoland.

00:55Are you not putting the flag on?

00:57Er, what? What flag?

00:58For the tippy-top.

01:00Mm.

01:01Right, I'm off to the high street.

01:02OK.

01:03I'm taking one of the fobs, Rachel.

01:04Yeah.

01:05And I'll meet you at the escape shop at 3.

01:08Escape room.

01:09OK, bye, Sue.

01:10I'll see you later, Paul.

01:11I've just washed it.

01:12OK, everyone, listen up, please.

01:14I'm going to take my oatmeal bath now for my...

01:17Bum rash.

01:18Upper thigh rash.

01:19Thank you, Sam.

01:20And I shall be at least an hour.

01:22Please do not disturb.

01:23Thank you for that totally unnecessary announcement.

01:25You go and stew in your porridge.

01:26What are you looking for?

01:27I've lost the French flag for the top.

01:29It's not finished without it.

01:31OK.

01:32Oh, it's too many acres.

01:34Er...

01:35Why is the door locked?

01:36I guess the smart locks are on.

01:38Where's the fob?

01:39I think Granny had it, didn't she?

01:40Oh.

01:41What?

01:42Oh, no.

01:43What?

01:44Er...

01:45Has she locked us in?

01:46Oh, she's locked us in.

01:47What?

01:48Yeah, she's locked us in.

01:49Er...

01:50Go and get your dad, Sam.

01:51He's bathing in oatmeal.

01:52Go after your granny, Amy, and tell her she's locked us in.

01:55Yeah, I can't.

01:56She's locked us in.

01:57She's locked us in.

01:58Sam, go and get your dad.

01:59Put the camera down.

02:00We're locked in.

02:01Oh, God.

02:02We're locked in.

02:03We're locked in.

02:04Sam, go!

02:05Fine!

02:06Oh...

02:07Why am I nervous?

02:08What is it?

02:10Ta-da!

02:13Happy anniversary.

02:15Oh, babe.

02:18Yeah?

02:19I didn't think you...

02:20I didn't think you were going to get me one.

02:22Ah!

02:23Because...

02:25Because...

02:26And this is so funny.

02:28It really is funny.

02:30Er...

02:31I got one as well.

02:33Ah!

02:37You got a big green egg for yourself?

02:39No, I...

02:41Well...

02:42For you.

02:44For me?

02:45Are you joking?

02:46For us.

02:47For the family.

02:48The discount code was about to expire, and...

02:52And you said you weren't getting me one.

02:54Yeah, because I wanted it to be a surprise.

02:55Where's your one, then?

02:56It hasn't arrived yet.

02:57OK, so my anniversary present isn't even here in time,

03:00and it's a barbecue.

03:01Oh, wow.

03:02This is great.

03:03Come on, you two.

03:04Your anniversary pancakes are ready.

03:07Oh, yeah.

03:08Huh?

03:09You know?

03:10I'm sorry, babe.

03:11I'll send back the other one.

03:12That one's for whack as well.

03:13Trust you to find the discount code, you stingy.

03:15Er...

03:16Happy anniversary.

03:1725 years?

03:19Oh, it's not that long, actually.

03:21Well, it feels long, Sue.

03:23Baggies.

03:24And it's the same length as a minimum life sentence,

03:26appropriately.

03:27Yeah, well...

03:28Why are you standing like that?

03:29Just sitting still.

03:30Hmm?

03:31No reason.

03:33He...

03:34He can't sit down because of his body rash.

03:38Upper thigh rash, Mum!

03:39And I thought I told you that in confidence.

03:41Have you still not been to the doctor?

03:43I will.

03:44I just...

03:45I need to send him some photos,

03:46and I'm finding it really difficult to get it at the right angle...

03:49Oh, my God.

03:50..and in the light.

03:51Do you want me to take it, Paul?

03:52No, Mum!

03:53Well, we could use that angle-poised lamp.

03:56Oh, my God, no!

03:57Oh!

03:58I don't want you shining a light up my bum

04:00like you're interrogating it.

04:02I thought it was your upper thigh.

04:04Where's the pepper, Rach?

04:06I don't know.

04:07Go and have a look.

04:08You're the one standing up.

04:09Doorbell!

04:10All right, jeez!

04:11Pepper, don't put pepper on your strawberries, you pervert.

04:13Shut up!

04:15Oh, hey, Robin, Cherry.

04:16Robin and Cherry are here.

04:17All right, Paolo, Spielberg.

04:19Give chairs a bit of space, will you?

04:20Yeah, yeah.

04:21It's actually easier if I come in backwards

04:23because of the sep.

04:24Boop!

04:25Boop!

04:26Caution!

04:27Vehicle reverser.

04:28I told you.

04:29Oh, Cheryl, look at the size of you!

04:31Yes!

04:32No, no, I'm sick of it, to be honest, though.

04:34I feel like a bloody hot air balloon.

04:36A smoking hot air balloon.

04:37Thank you very much.

04:38I find it, honestly, very attractive.

04:40It does, it's a problem.

04:41It is.

04:42It's the last thing she needs at this stage,

04:43this idiot doubling down on the pregnancy.

04:45Oh, my God, doubling down.

04:47Yay!

04:48Anyway, bon anniversary!

04:50Yay!

04:51Doesn't that mean happy birthday?

04:5225 magical years of being my brother-in-law.

04:57I know!

04:58I can't believe it, eh?

04:59Mwah!

05:00Fantastic.

05:02It's my anniversary.

05:03Well, you get any nice presents?

05:04We both got each other the same barbecue,

05:07which only he wanted, and I think it's hideous.

05:10So, no, not really.

05:11OK.

05:12And I got you the smart locks.

05:13Yes.

05:14Smart locks.

05:15They're super secure, you know, digital locks.

05:17Oh.

05:18Because of the burglary spree recently.

05:20Spree?

05:21Oh.

05:22And the locksmiths are going to fit them on Tuesday.

05:23It's not a spree, Mum, OK?

05:25I mean, we've hardly even talked about it down at the station.

05:28They're going on all the doors and windows.

05:30And Penny got us one of those smart frames.

05:32Oh, yeah.

05:33Which link up to your photo library.

05:34Yeah, I know.

05:35Yeah, pretty cool.

05:36I'll get it.

05:37Oh!

05:38Oh!

05:39Who's got your Lego Eiffel Tower?

05:40Huh?

05:41Oh, no, that's mine.

05:42Grow up.

05:43That's not a present.

05:44I'm clearing out the last of my stuff.

05:45Is it full size?

05:46It...

05:47Well, no.

05:48I mean...

05:49I don't...

05:50I doubt it.

05:51It's 149 centimetres when fully erect.

05:54And the Eiffel Tower's pretty big and all.

05:55Millimetres, more like.

05:57Erm...

05:58Yeah, actually.

05:59Yeah.

06:00Give or take.

06:01You going to build it, then, or what?

06:02Well, no, not right now.

06:03I'm too busy job hunting.

06:04Oh, yeah.

06:05Have you seriously not got any pepper, Mum?

06:07Oh, I've got some in me bag.

06:10Have you?

06:11Well, have you got pepper in your bags?

06:12Boo.

06:13It's the spray.

06:14You're funny.

06:15The spray?

06:16As in pepper spray?

06:18Yeah.

06:19Just squirt a bit.

06:20Oh!

06:21Do not squirt pepper spray near me, Sue, because it might make the baby, you know.

06:25Sneeze.

06:26That's stupid.

06:27Oh, yeah.

06:28I won't even let him spray links, Java.

06:30QED.

06:31Why have you got pepper spray, Sue?

06:32Oh, sorry.

06:33Well, the burglaries, Rachel, and Bren saw a flasher a few weeks back.

06:37What, so you'd pepper spray a flasher?

06:39I would, yes.

06:40Yeah.

06:41The dirty devil.

06:42Blast him in the eyes and the bits.

06:44OK, all right.

06:45Upstairs, downtown.

06:46All right.

06:47Where did you even get it?

06:48Yeah, exactly.

06:49Er, just, you know, what's it called now?

06:52Oh, the dark web.

06:53The dark web?

06:54I love the dark web.

06:55What?

06:56You're 77, you can barely manage the light web.

06:59Can you put pepper spray on food?

07:01Of course not.

07:02Yeah, of course you can.

07:03You shouldn't have that, Mum.

07:04It's illegal.

07:05Is it?

07:06Just do the self-defence class with Rachel if you're worried about that.

07:08Yeah, yeah, exactly.

07:09What, you're doing a self-defence course, are you, Rach?

07:11I thought you were off counselling prisoners at the moment.

07:13Well, that's why she's doing it.

07:14She assumes they're going to attack her.

07:16No, I do not assume anything, thank you.

07:18You know, most convicted criminals are victims of circumstance

07:21and deserve our compassion.

07:23Ding.

07:24That said, if any of them do get aggressive,

07:26I need to know how to beat them off.

07:28OK, one way to deal with a flasher.

07:30Yeah, that's a little bit too much compassion.

07:32As in, don't be childish.

07:33As in, getting them into a hold and bringing them safely to a...

07:38Planet?

07:39Prison officers, stop it.

07:41Come on then, Rach.

07:42Let's see the old beat-off in action.

07:43Come on, come on, come on!

07:44Ow!

07:45Well, the first video's about adrenaline control

07:47and I do panic a bit when taken by a surprise.

07:51So, actually, I give you all permission to startle me

07:54whenever you want.

07:55Great.

07:56Don't mind if I do.

07:57Ta-da!

07:58Yeah, I was alright then.

07:59You were.

08:00What's this?

08:01OK, so this is your anniversary gift for me and Chez.

08:05Say hello to...

08:07Hopefully a good one.

08:08Doink, Tim!

08:09Woo!

08:10To who?

08:11Tim, he's a home assistant.

08:13He's like the Alexa of Bulgaria, so...

08:15Yeah, yeah.

08:16What?

08:17There's an assistant in that box?

08:19No, no, you're not...

08:21OK, so it's a smart home hub, Sue.

08:23So what you do, you plug him in

08:25and then Tim can tell you if it's raining...

08:28Well, I can do that.

08:29Or, you know, what time Gardener's World's on.

08:32Eight o'clock on a Friday night.

08:34OK, and things you can't do, Sue.

08:36Like, he can play any song.

08:37Well, I can play some of them.

08:38OK, yeah, but he's online.

08:40He's always listening.

08:41He's always listening.

08:42OK, why would we want a Bulgarian robot always listening, Robin?

08:46Well, rude.

08:47Spying on us.

08:48You know, smart locks, smart frames, smart homes.

08:54I mean, when did everything suddenly have to be smart?

08:56You know, what's wrong with the old Thicko version of things?

08:59OK, OK, well, this is from me and Sam

09:02to encourage a couple of old Thickos to be smart.

09:04OK!

09:05What is it?

09:07Um, we booked an escape room.

09:10Yes!

09:11Why?

09:12I love an escape room.

09:13Well, this is what marriage is.

09:14One big escape room.

09:15Everyone desperately looking for a way out.

09:16Yeah.

09:17Yeah.

09:18It was to make you work together a bit, you know,

09:19help you two communicate.

09:20We do communicate, Sam.

09:21If anything, we communicate too much, actually.

09:24OK, you bought each other the same barbecue.

09:26Yeah.

09:27Well, I'm really pumped.

09:28Well, of course you are.

09:29You know, I don't want to be rude,

09:30but this present is worse than nothing.

09:33OK, you're welcome.

09:35Mm.

09:36Your strategy games make him unbearable.

09:38Just take over and boss me around again.

09:41I won't!

09:42You will!

09:43I won't, all right?

09:44We're going to do this together as a team.

09:47I won't take over, Rach, OK?

09:49I promise.

09:50Mm.

09:51Oh, Dad.

09:53I can't find the flag anywhere.

09:56Look for the fob, Amy, not the flag.

09:58The door is smart-locked.

09:59If we can't find the fob,

10:01then we're genuinely staring down the barrel

10:02of missing the escape room.

10:04Oh, God, that'd be great.

10:05We'll bring in the escape room here.

10:06Oh, yes.

10:07Right, can everyone just calm down, please?

10:09We'll be honest, calm.

10:10You're the only one that isn't calm.

10:12There were two fobs, right?

10:14Mum only took one.

10:15So, basic maths dictates...

10:18Oh, my God, there's one fob in the house.

10:20Yes, you don't need to basic maths dictates...

10:23This is why I don't do games with you.

10:24You get so pompous and bossy.

10:26Oh, right.

10:27Don't snipe, Rachel.

10:28This isn't exactly ideal for me, either.

10:30I just pulled the plug on my oatmeal bath.

10:32Literally.

10:33The locksmith's not answering.

10:34Right, OK, I'm going to look over there.

10:35You call Robin.

10:36Yeah, you can say, please.

10:37We're locked in, not in the army.

10:38Where did Granny say she put the fob?

10:40I don't know.

10:41I don't actually listen to what she says to me, Amy.

10:43Hi, Robin, hi.

10:44Yeah, no, we're locked in.

10:46Yeah.

10:47Can you get over here as soon as you can?

10:49Oh, that was quick.

10:52I'll get it!

10:56Oh, yeah, it's locked, isn't it?

10:57Yeah.

10:58Delivery!

10:59Oh, yeah, is it...

11:00Can it fit through the letterbox?

11:02Don't even think so.

11:03It's a barbecue.

11:04Oh, my God.

11:05It's the egg.

11:06It's the second big green egg.

11:07Why didn't you send that back?

11:08Well, it had already been dispatched,

11:09so they wouldn't let me.

11:10Hello!

11:11We're sending it back.

11:12Hmm.

11:13What?

11:14Yeah, we've already got one.

11:15Got one!

11:16Why'd you order another one, then?

11:17Exactly!

11:18Great question!

11:19Well, because...

11:20None of your beeswax why, mate.

11:22Okay?

11:23We are...

11:24We are returning it.

11:25I'm gonna try Sue again.

11:26Can you open the door?

11:27Oh, great idea.

11:28Hadn't thought of that.

11:29We're not choosing to speak to you through the letterbox, pal.

11:32We're locked in, okay?

11:33And even so, I am refusing the delivery.

11:37You can only do that in person.

11:38Well, I am in person.

11:40I'm just behind a door.

11:42I am a person.

11:43In person!

11:44I am in person!

11:46He's leaving it, Dad.

11:47Oh, look.

11:48Do not leave it there.

11:49Do not leave it there.

11:50I'm a policeman.

11:51I command you not to leave it there.

11:52Squire!

11:53Squire!

11:54Squire!

11:55He's gone, Dad.

11:58Bloody hell!

11:59Oh, Sue!

12:00Sue!

12:01I'm through!

12:02Oh, Sue, can you hear me?

12:03Mum!

12:04Listen, you're gonna have to head back because you've locked us all in!

12:06Come on!

12:07I didn't, actually.

12:08Granny left her phone in the kitchen.

12:10Great.

12:11I'm on the app, Dad, but we need the activation code to sign up.

12:15Okay, how do we get the code?

12:16It's printed on the fobs.

12:18Great news!

12:19Whoa, Dad!

12:20Your dressy gown's coming open.

12:21Huh?

12:22Oh, well, don't look at it!

12:23I'm not looking at it!

12:24It's the sash.

12:25It's very feeble!

12:26Who's that?

12:27Is that someone at the door?

12:28What?

12:29Are they burglars?

12:30Who are they?

12:31Who are they?

12:32I don't know!

12:33Oh, my God!

12:34Oh, my God!

12:35Are they taking the egg?

12:36Do not take the egg!

12:37I...

12:38I command you!

12:39I am a policeman!

12:40Barely.

12:41Drop that egg in the name of the law!

12:43Stop that!

12:44They're just ignoring you.

12:45Stop it!

12:47Oh!

12:48Great.

12:49Well, that's great.

12:50I mean, thank God we've got two.

12:53They were very expensive.

12:54Hmm.

12:55Well, that one was bought with the discount code.

12:57No, we're calling the police completely.

12:58He is the police.

12:59No.

13:00I am a police.

13:01I am not the police.

13:02And we're not calling them us.

13:03Why not?

13:04We have been burgled!

13:05But, no.

13:06I mean, we left something outside our front door.

13:07We didn't leave it out there!

13:08It makes us look like goons!

13:09We are goons.

13:10We're trapped inside our own house.

13:12Yeah, but if the guys at the station find out about this,

13:15then they might make fun of me.

13:17Ah.

13:18Anyway, there's no point.

13:19We've got a doorbell camera.

13:20We'll have footage of their thieving faces.

13:22Look, the police won't, you know, investigate.

13:25Why not?

13:26We don't catch burglars anymore, Rachel.

13:28It's not the 1950s.

13:29Well, what do you do all day, then?

13:31Eat donuts and glare at people outside stadiums, mainly.

13:33And other stuff!

13:35Hmm.

13:36I'm going to try calling my mum again.

13:37Oh, my God.

13:38I have her phone!

13:39You'd literally just be calling me!

13:40Oh, oh!

13:41Hey!

13:42Now, cup of tea, John Boy, and a wagon wheel as a coaster.

13:46Nah, I'm good, thanks.

13:47Nearly finished fitting the smart look, anyway.

13:49Oh, well.

13:50I'll leave it in case you change your mind.

13:52Oh, wow, look at that.

13:54That photo frame is clever, isn't it?

13:56Yeah, it's smart, like the locks.

13:58Anniversary gifts.

13:59Aw, congratulations.

14:01Who?

14:02Who?

14:03And then come in with the elbow, and then follow up with the wrist,

14:05the heel of the head.

14:06Boo!

14:07Ah!

14:08Sam!

14:09What?

14:10You told me to stall you?

14:11Yes, well, I wasn't ready!

14:12Well, that's the idea, isn't it?

14:14Oh!

14:15Tim.

14:16Tim.

14:17Tim.

14:18Tim.

14:19Tim!

14:20Are you sure it's on?

14:21Yeah, you know, it's definitely listening.

14:22Look, cos the light's on.

14:23Tim.

14:24Tim.

14:25Tim.

14:26Tim.

14:27Why isn't it responding?

14:28He's Bulgarian, remember, Paolo?

14:29You may not be saying it right.

14:30Tim.

14:31Tim!

14:32It's a 4x2 flat grey piece, Grally.

14:34Yeah.

14:35Amy, can you pick up this lemonade, please?

14:37That's what I'm doing.

14:38Yeah, but not one piece at a time.

14:40It'll take ages.

14:41What's his problem?

14:42Why can't you do this in your flat?

14:43Come in, Tim.

14:44Well, Mya's working from home this week, so it'll get in her way.

14:46Tim.

14:47Yeah, but I'm working from home, and it's getting in my way.

14:50Tim.

14:51Please don't force your grandmother to do it too, please.

14:53She's not forcing me.

14:54Tim.

14:55We're a team.

14:56Yeah.

14:57Tim.

14:58Timbo.

14:59Timothy.

15:00Tim.

15:01How can I help you?

15:02Whoa, that's creepy.

15:03Well, go on then, Paolo.

15:04I'll ask him something quickly before he goes away.

15:06Wow, okay.

15:07I don't know what to ask him.

15:09What time is it?

15:1110.26.

15:12The time is now 10.26.

15:15See?

15:16Waste of space.

15:17Anyone want a wagon wheel?

15:19Oh, wagon wheel.

15:20Hey there.

15:22Chill out, Rach.

15:23Are you all right?

15:24Yeah, I'm fine.

15:25I'm doing a self-defence course, sorry.

15:27Okay, nice.

15:28So I just finished fitting your locks?

15:30Yeah.

15:31Fantastic.

15:32Let me walk you through the system.

15:33Okay, great.

15:34Thanks, John.

15:35Thank you, John.

15:36John boy.

15:37Cool.

15:38Oh, is it your anniversary then?

15:39Uh-huh.

15:40Look at that lovely couple, man.

15:41Your wife is hot, isn't it?

15:42No, no, that's my mum.

15:43Oh.

15:44That's not my wife.

15:45Sorry.

15:46My mum.

15:47Mate, sorry about that.

15:48It's all right.

15:49Are you doing anything nice for her?

15:50Yeah, we are actually, yeah.

15:51Yeah, we're going to an escape room tomorrow.

15:53Oh, no way.

15:54You're doing Temple of the Sphinx.

15:55Yeah, exactly.

15:56Well, I warn you, it is hard.

15:58Yeah.

15:59I'm doing, like, rock hard.

16:00You've got to sort of work out all them hieroglyphics and that.

16:02Hieroglyphics.

16:03Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

16:04And then you've got to sort of, like, put the gods in high order.

16:07Yeah, yeah, yeah.

16:08Please don't tell me.

16:09No, no.

16:10Right, do it, you know.

16:11Sure.

16:12And look, I didn't get the medal when I did it.

16:13Right, because I don't want to.

16:14There's a medal, is there?

16:15Yeah, yeah, yeah.

16:16If you get the code on the side of the mummy's, um, uh, body box.

16:20Sarcophagus.

16:21Yeah, please don't ruin it.

16:22Yeah.

16:23Okay, cool.

16:24Yeah, yeah.

16:25Yeah, so.

16:26Oh!

16:27Smart locks.

16:28Yes.

16:29Alright, look.

16:30So, basically, FOB will lock and unlock the windows and doors at once.

16:32Yeah.

16:33Yeah?

16:34Yeah.

16:35Good.

16:36Yeah?

16:37Control it from your phone, and it will basically stop you getting locked in or out.

16:40Oh, my God.

16:41Hmm?

16:42What?

16:43Dad.

16:44What?

16:45What is it?

16:46Whoa, come on.

16:47Who's...

16:48Don't look at that.

16:49Just don't look at it.

16:50Whatever you're into, there is no judgement.

16:51I'm not into that.

16:52What would that even be?

16:53It's a rash, okay?

16:54I had to take a picture to send to my GP.

16:56Can we just...

16:57Well, why did you take so many?

16:59Because I couldn't see what was going on down there.

17:01Oh.

17:02So I had to just...

17:03It's the arse, is it?

17:04Oh, hey.

17:05Okay?

17:06But it's okay.

17:07Can we just focus on the smart locks, please, John?

17:09Yeah, yeah, yeah.

17:10Boy.

17:11Old Mill Bath.

17:12You need to do one.

17:13Trust me.

17:14What, is this about the escape rooms again?

17:15Because I really don't want to know.

17:16Escape room?

17:17No, no.

17:18This is...

17:19This is bum-related.

17:20Yeah, yeah, yeah.

17:21My granddad, same problem.

17:22All right?

17:23I mean, look, he's one as angry as yours.

17:24Old Mill Bath?

17:25Sort it right out.

17:26Okay.

17:27I'll, um...

17:28I'll check it.

17:29How old's your granddad?

17:30Oh, do you know what?

17:31There's actually a water level in the escape room.

17:32He's 86.

17:33Well, like, you're fishing.

17:34Yeah, can we focus on the locks again, please?

17:35Yeah, yeah, no, no.

17:36But you've got this sort of magnetic fishing stick.

17:38Rod.

17:39Yeah, yeah, yeah, Rod.

17:40I don't want to know.

17:41And you've sort of got to get Pharaoh's coins from the well.

17:43Yeah, okay.

17:44And it's...

17:45Wow!

17:46Bruv, that is...

17:47Nah, that's not okay, you know.

17:48Nah, that is bad, isn't it?

17:51Aggressive.

17:52Aggressive.

17:53Well, you don't know what to do.

17:55Do you want to zoom in on that?

17:56Yeah.

17:57So, how many fobs do we get?

17:59Raj!

18:00Robin!

18:01Oh, Robin!

18:02You okay?

18:03Robin, yes, no, we're locked in.

18:04Yeah.

18:05And we've had a barbecue stolen.

18:06And the escape room starts in five minutes.

18:07Yeah.

18:08Okay, don't worry, I've got this.

18:09I'm going to jimmy the lock.

18:10Jimmy how?

18:11Cheers.

18:12What does that mean?

18:13Just a case of sliding in the old flexible, eh, friend.

18:15What friend?

18:16Great.

18:17You've got a friend?

18:18And then finding the biting point.

18:20Okay, hurry up then.

18:21And then carefully easing open the...

18:24Oh.

18:25Oh.

18:26Oh.

18:27Oh.

18:28That one snapped, Robin.

18:29Yeah, cheers.

18:30I know.

18:31Don't worry, I'll just use the old American Express.

18:33That'll do nicely.

18:34Don't break all your cards, you bell.

18:35You need it.

18:36No, I know, don't worry, babe.

18:37It's just, look, I went in at the wrong angle last time.

18:39Here we go.

18:40Find that biting point.

18:41That's it.

18:42Looking good.

18:43And then just very gently just...

18:44Oh.

18:45Oh.

18:46You bell.

18:47Yeah.

18:48Okay, anyone got any cards they can put through the letterbox?

18:50Well, not any that we want snapped, no.

18:52Erm.

18:53Just barge it down, Robin.

18:54Oh, gosh, really, Terry?

18:55Yeah.

18:56Barge it down.

18:57Can you do that, Robin?

18:58Can you barge it?

18:59Yes.

19:00Oh, I can barge it.

19:01Don't you worry about that.

19:02Yeah, a bit of the old Dunyan barging, no problem.

19:05Erm.

19:06I mean, judging by his previous goes,

19:08he'll probably just snap himself in two.

19:10Oh, the whole door.

19:11Yeah.

19:12Everyone stand back.

19:13Okay, Sam, get back, come on.

19:14I mean, do we want the door barged down?

19:15Well, not really, no.

19:16I don't know if we can...

19:17Art nouveau, that is.

19:18It coming!

19:19Ah!

19:20Oh!

19:21Ah!

19:22Oh!

19:23It didn't work.

19:26Yeah, we got that, Cherry, thanks.

19:27You all right, Robin?

19:28No.

19:29Mm-hm.

19:30Can you not just, like, open a window or something?

19:33No, no, no, cos they're all smart locked.

19:34But, I mean, unless one of them was already open.

19:36The bathroom window's open.

19:38Really?

19:39I opened it when I ran my oatmeal bath cos it was so steamy.

19:42Well, we can't jump out.

19:43It's on the first floor.

19:44Oh, well, yeah, but I can jump in, climb in.

19:46Can you?

19:47Big time.

19:48I can waddle round the back and then in see when she's bided my way up the water spout.

19:51Oh, amazing.

19:52Well, it's all coming together.

19:53That's great.

19:54Cherry, you get in the car, drive to the high street and see if you can find Mum.

19:58My Mum.

19:59All right.

20:00Robin, you shimmy up the water spout.

20:01Yeah.

20:02Rachel, Amy, you look for the fob.

20:03Go, go, go!

20:04What?

20:05Stop bussing us around.

20:06We're a team.

20:07You're not in charge.

20:08Yeah.

20:09Well, I am hereby taking charge.

20:10What do you mean you're hereby taking charge?

20:12Rachel, baby.

20:13Some people thrive in a crisis, okay?

20:15And some people get startled.

20:17And I'm not being horrible.

20:18They melt.

20:19And you, if we're being honest, are a melter.

20:21So just follow my lead.

20:23I got this.

20:26Wow.

20:27Unbelievable.

20:28Grab the frame.

20:29You can do it, Robin.

20:30Go on, Robin.

20:31I've got you.

20:32Don't drop him.

20:33I've got you.

20:34Should you fall?

20:35Careful, careful.

20:36Oh, you are an absolute hero.

20:37Come on.

20:38Come on.

20:39Anything.

20:40Yeah!

20:41Yeah!

20:42Yeah!

20:43How does this actually help?

20:44Having Robin in here as well?

20:46I'm not sure, actually.

20:48Well, better to be inside the tent pissing out

20:51than outside the tent pissing in.

20:52Why are you pissing at all in this tent metaphor?

20:54I do need a whittle.

20:55Do you?

20:56Yeah, after that.

20:57I could ask you to...

20:58This will go.

20:59Shall we even...

21:00Oh, Dad, your dressing gown again.

21:01Oh, I'm sorry.

21:02Oh, my God.

21:03Oh.

21:04I am well sweaty after that as well,

21:05if I can just borrow some Dino.

21:06Mmm.

21:07While the cat's awake.

21:08Yes, of course.

21:09Well, that's pepper spray, Robin.

21:10What?

21:11Oh, God.

21:12Ah!

21:13Ah!

21:14Ah!

21:15Ah!

21:16Don't breathe in!

21:17Ah!

21:18Ah!

21:19Ah!

21:20Ah!

21:21Ah!

21:22Ah!

21:23Ah!

21:24Ah!

21:25Ah!

21:26Ah!

21:27My pits!

21:28Well, the pits, out, out, out.

21:29They've gone bright red.

21:30I mean, you can have some of my oatmeal if you like.

21:32Thanks.

21:33What?

21:34I'm not hungry.

21:35What are you talking about?

21:36No.

21:37My oatmeal bath.

21:38There's some sloppy bits at the bottom and there's some in the kitchen.

21:39You know, they work wonders on my bum rash.

21:40Yeah, they did.

21:41Was your bum rash this red, was it?

21:43Well, it was like that.

21:44Yeah.

21:45Oh, God.

21:46Oh, my God!

21:47Why are your privates everywhere?

21:48I know!

21:49It's the sash!

21:50Why?

21:51Why?

21:52Why?

21:53And the bottom is not one of the privates, Amy.

21:54Well, none of us want that public, so can you just cover up?

21:56Yeah, put it away.

21:57Oh.

21:58Oh.

21:59What's that noise?

22:00Oh!

22:01Is there someone in the garden?

22:02What?

22:03What?

22:04Is there?

22:05Oh!

22:06I did leave the side gate open, I think, actually.

22:07Oh, come on, Robin.

22:08Oh, my God!

22:09Whoa!

22:10Dad!

22:11Huh?

22:12No!

22:13No!

22:14Not the other egg!

22:15Dad's dressing gowns.

22:16Oh, my God!

22:17Oh!

22:18They need to be strung up for saving bloody scumbags!

22:20I thought criminals were victims of circumstance and deserve compassion.

22:23Yeah.

22:24Except when they're stealing from us, obviously.

22:26I mean...

22:27And you did take that barbecue.

22:28No, that does help a tiny bit.

22:29Oh, God.

22:30Oh, so what's the plan, then?

22:32Seeing as you're in charge.

22:34Yeah, I'm phoning the police now!

22:36Hi, hello.

22:37Police, please.

22:38Yeah, and actually, also, a fire brigade.

22:41And ambulance, Paolo.

22:42What, really?

22:43Wouldn't say no, yeah.

22:44And an ambulance.

22:45Yeah, it's a full house.

22:47Well, we're locked in.

22:49My brother-in-law has pepper sprayed his armpits,

22:52and we've had two big green eggs stolen.

22:55Two eggs stolen?

22:56So, it's all three eggs.

22:58No, I'm fine.

22:59They're barbecues.

23:00Oh, my God!

23:01There it is!

23:02What?

23:03The fob?

23:04It's the fob!

23:05Hold the line.

23:06We won't be all right.

23:07Yeah.

23:08Found the flag!

23:09Oh.

23:10Oh.

23:11Oh, for God's sake, Amy.

23:12Oh, no, that's what you wanted.

23:13No.

23:14I can finally finish it.

23:15God.

23:16False alarm.

23:17Oh, God.

23:18We're still locked in.

23:19Although the oatmeal seems to be working very well.

23:22Oh, yeah.

23:23Oh, sorry.

23:24Oatmeal.

23:25My brother-in-law is putting oatmeal on his burns.

23:27Tell him it's soothing.

23:28It's soothing.

23:29Yeah.

23:30It's very much an emergency.

23:31Yeah.

23:32Yeah.

23:33Well, I am meant to be solving an escape room literally right now.

23:35We.

23:36We are.

23:37It's not just you.

23:38We're meant to do the escape room together.

23:40As a team.

23:41How can I help you?

23:42How can I help you?

23:43Ah!

23:44Ah!

23:50What have you done?

23:54I'm so sorry.

23:56I didn't mean to.

23:57I'm startled by Tim.

24:00Oh.

24:01Yeah.

24:02Yeah, no.

24:03My wife just knocked over the Eiffel Tower.

24:05Why me?

24:06Yeah.

24:07No, the Lego one.

24:08I'm not mad.

24:09Yeah.

24:10Although, I am actually a policeman if that makes a difference here.

24:13It won't.

24:14No?

24:15Okay.

24:16Cool.

24:17This is still...

24:18Why did you even turn Tim on?

24:19I didn't.

24:20I said team.

24:21How can I help you?

24:22Shut up, Tim.

24:23To remind your dad that we need to work together.

24:24It's his fault, in a way.

24:25Team!

24:26Yeah.

24:27How can I help you?

24:28I actually know a Bulgarian called Team.

24:29I should have got that.

24:30Well, the police aren't coming, which means we have to wait for Mum, which means we're

24:33going to miss the escape room.

24:34Oh.

24:35We're just going to give up.

24:36Well, I just don't think there's anything we can do, Sam.

24:38Hang on.

24:39Hang on.

24:40Wait a minute.

24:41Uh, Tim.

24:42Team.

24:43How can I help you?

24:44Uh, Robert, he listens to everything we say, right?

24:46Uh, well, when he's on, yeah.

24:47Why?

24:48Team?

24:49How can I help you?

24:50Do you remember hearing anyone say where they were putting a fob in the last couple

24:54of days?

24:56Checking entries for fob Thursday at 9.26.

25:00Now everyone listen.

25:02I'm putting the fobs in the jar by the sink.

25:06Rachel, Amy, are you listening to me?

25:09Would anyone like a wagon wheel?

25:12No way.

25:13Oh, Rachel!

25:14You're a genius!

25:15That's amazing!

25:16I can't believe it!

25:17I can't believe it!

25:18I did it!

25:19I'm so sorry I called you a melter.

25:21That's all right.

25:22Well, don't do it again.

25:23I love you.

25:24Happy anniversary.

25:25Oh, that's nice.

25:26I said we make a great team.

25:28How can I help you?

25:30I mean, it is really creepy.

25:31He listens to everything though, isn't it?

25:32No, it's appalling.

25:33We'll have to put it in the bin.

25:34Oh, uh-oh.

25:35That's the logsmith.

25:36Hey!

25:37Hello, John Boy!

25:39Hang on.

25:40This doesn't mean we're still doing the escape room.

25:42Surely.

25:43OK, so we rotate the pyramid.

25:45Yeah, and a little blue bug thing drops out.

25:48A scarab beetle, sure.

25:50What do we do next then, John Boy?

25:52Then you put the beetle in the alligator's eyes.

25:54It's a crocodile.

25:55It would be a crocodile in Egypt.

25:56Sorry, why do we need to know all this before going in?

25:58Hang on, please, John Boy.

25:59Because we only have 15 minutes to complete it

26:01and we really want to win that medal.

26:03Right, yeah, the medal, obviously.

26:04Can we not just rebook it and do it again properly?

26:06No, no, no.

26:07This is much better.

26:08Let's get it over with.

26:09We want an escaping from places roll anyway.

26:11Yeah!

26:12Yeah, sorry to be a buzzkill,

26:13but I'm wondering if I should go to the hospital after all,

26:15just pits-wise.

26:16You'll be fine.

26:17Carry on, big boy.

26:18John Boy.

26:19John Boy.

26:20There's this viper, which is like a padlock.

26:22Oh, no, go on.

26:23Go on.

26:24So you turn these bodies so the pattern matches.

26:25They're crusting over, I think.

26:26Crusting.

26:27Yeah.

26:28And unlock the ancient, you know, safe.

26:30I think we'll be all right, actually, John Boy.

26:32Eh?

26:33What do you mean?

26:34Oh, yeah?

26:35Really?

26:36Has she escaped?

26:37Where have you lot been?

26:38I did it in record time, look.

26:41Oh.

26:42Oh.

26:43Oh.

26:44Huh.

26:46So, what do we do then?

26:48Um, I suppose...

26:53Lego Eiffel Tower.

26:54Yeah!

26:55Let's do it!

26:57Hell yeah, bruv.

26:58I'm down for some Lego.

26:59Not you, John Boy.

27:01Oh!

27:02Oh, oh!

27:03I'm trapped.

27:04Like a fool, I'm in a cage.

27:05I can't get out.

27:06Like you say, I'm trapped.

27:07Can't you see?

27:08I'm so confused, I can't get out.

27:10See, I'm trapped.

27:11Like a fool, I'm in a cage.

27:13I can't get out.

27:14You say, I'm trapped.

27:15Can't you see?

27:16I'm so confused, I can't get out.

27:19Oh.

27:26Can't you see I'm so trapped?

27:28And I don't know what to do...

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