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00:00The Lucy Show
00:10Starring Lucille Ball
00:15Co-starring Gail Gordon
00:20Co-starring Gail Gordon
00:50Never on time, always late, always
00:55Do about that
00:57Late, late, late, late, late
00:59Watch your excuse this time
01:09All right, Mrs. Carmichael
01:13You might as well answer, I know you're there
01:16You must have eyes in the back of your head
01:19Maybe I do
01:22And wouldn't we make a peach of a pear
01:25If you had a head in back of your eyes
01:29Really, Mr. Mooney
01:30Mrs. Carmichael, how are you at Imitations?
01:34Imitations?
01:35Oh, pretty good, I guess
01:37Fine, then imitate a secretary and look busy
01:41And snap to it
01:42Yes, sir
01:43Mr. Cheever said he'd be in in a few moments
01:45On a matter of great importance
01:46Oh
01:47Oh, I hope I haven't done anything wrong
01:48Cheever just gets so upset
01:49Mr. Mooney
01:50What?
01:51What?
01:52Are you afraid of Mr. Cheever?
01:53Me afraid of Mr. Cheever?
01:55Yeah
01:56Well, of course not
01:57How could you ask such a thing?
01:58Well, I just thought
01:59I kowtow to nobody
02:01No, sir, yes
02:02Nobody
02:03Mooney?
02:04No, Mr. Cheever, sir
02:05Oh, nice to see you
02:06How are you, sir?
02:07How do you feel?
02:08Oh, you're looking for...
02:09Won't you sit down, sir?
02:11Won't you sit down, sir?
02:13No
02:14No
02:15No, no, sir
02:16I mean, yes, sir
02:17Mooney, I have a young nephew
02:19Thomas Cheever
02:20Oh
02:21He starts work at the bank today
02:22Oh, splendid, sir
02:24Shall we say that a small acorn has fallen from the mighty oak?
02:29Well, that's good phrasing, Mooney
02:32But unfortunately, in this case, the acorn is a real nut
02:38Oh?
02:39He doesn't want to become a banker
02:42He doesn't want to become a banker
02:45He wants to go into show business
02:47Oh, the shame of him
02:50Oh, my condolences, sir
02:53Oh, it's a sad state of affairs
02:56Well, gee, Mr. Cheever, you can't blame a young fellow for wanting to get into something that's a little more fun
03:02More fun than banking?
03:05I just meant something like auditing or accounting
03:10Well, those are both worthy
03:13But hardly the excitement of banking
03:15Oh, true, true
03:17Now, Mooney, I'm turning this irresponsible lad over to you
03:22You have sole responsibility for him
03:24Mr. Cheever, sir
03:25I shall mold him in my own image
03:30Well, I had hoped that we could set our sights a little higher
03:36However, I'll bring him in now
03:38Oh, yes, sir
03:39Oh, and Mrs. Carmichael
03:40Yes, sir
03:41I would appreciate any help on your part to guide this boy
03:43Yes, sir
03:44I assure you I will give him the benefit of all my experience and knowledge of the banking profession
03:50Come here, let's see
03:51Come here, let's see
03:53Come here, let's see
03:54Come here, let's see
03:55Come here, let's see
03:56Come here, let's see
04:06Now, Thomas, your boy, this is Mr. Mooney
04:08How do you do, sir?
04:09Welcome aboard, my boy
04:11And this is Mr. Mooney's secretary, Mrs. Carmichael
04:15Very nice meeting you
04:16Hi, Tom
04:17Now, as you know, from this moment on, you will take your orders from Mr. Mooney
04:22I'd rather take my orders from Mrs. Carmichael
04:27Watch it, boy
04:28Yeah, watch it, boy
04:31There is no place in banking for levity
04:34I'm sorry, Uncle Wendy
04:39Now, Thomas, remember one thing
04:41At the bank, I am known as Mr. Cheever
04:44Yes, Uncle Wendy
04:45Oh, I mean, yes, sir
04:47Wendy is a diminutive of my middle name, Winfield
04:51Oh, I thought it was because you're always so...
04:58A very distinguished name, Winfield
05:06I want you to start the indoctrination immediately
05:09Yes, sir, yes, sir
05:11Now, young man, what phase of the banking business interests you?
05:16Well, I've always got a kick out of cashing checks
05:19Enough of that
05:25Now, Thomas, you are just an employee here
05:29You are to receive no special consideration, no favoritism whatsoever
05:34Yes, sir
05:35Do you understand that?
05:36Yes, sir
05:37Mooney, do you understand?
05:38Oh, yes
05:39He is not mine at you
05:40Oh, yes, sir
05:41Yes, yes
05:42Now, take over
05:43Yes, sir, I'll...
05:44Yes, sir
05:48Well, now, young Cheever, you and I will have a little talk
05:51Yes, sir
05:52Now, take a seat
05:53No
05:54No
05:55Oh, here we are
05:56Here we are
06:01No
06:02Now, despite the fact that your uncle owns the bank, you will be shown no special consideration
06:10Is that clear?
06:11Oh, yes, sir
06:12And another thing
06:13Do not ex...
06:14Are you comfy?
06:18Good, good
06:19Now, don't expect any personal privileges
06:22You will be treated just like any other employee
06:25Well, that's the only way I'd want it, sir
06:27And that's the way it's going to be
06:30Just another member of the crew getting no special attention
06:35Now, Mr. Carmichael, you heard what I just said
06:40I trust that you will cooperate
06:42Oh, absolutely
06:43No special attention
06:45Right
06:46Oh, Mr. Mooney, I think his light has gone out
06:48Oh, forgive me
07:05Hi, Mrs. Carmichael
07:15Oh, hi, Tommy
07:19Come on in
07:22Pull up a chair
07:23Or should I get Mr. Mooney to do it for you?
07:27Well, that's all right
07:28I majored in chair sitting in kindergarten
07:31Well, Tommy, how do you like being a banker?
07:34No, I don't know
07:35I don't know
07:36I think it's real bad casting for anyone with acting ambitions
07:39Yeah
07:40You know, Tommy
07:41Hollywood is filled with people who think they're actors
07:44Even me
07:45You?
07:46Yeah
07:47When I first came out here, I wanted to be an actress
07:49Oh, really?
07:50Yeah
07:51Took me a long time to realize that I just did not have it
07:56Well, everybody can't be another Annette Funicello
08:04Well, that's true
08:09You know, you have one thing going for you in the banking business that you don't in show business
08:13What's that?
08:14An uncle who owns the joint
08:17Can't argue with that
08:19Hey, you want a bottle of pop? I have some lemon and strawberry
08:21I'll have lemon
08:22Let's see, that's under C
08:25C
08:26C for lemon?
08:27Yeah, call lemon
08:36Oh, that's one of my favorite numbers
08:38No kidding
08:39That's one of my favorite songs, too
08:41Really?
08:42Yeah, especially that arrangement
08:44Yeah
08:45Well, there's a kind of walk you walk when the world's undone you
08:51There's a kind of walk you walk when you're walking proud
08:58Well, there's a kind of walk you walk when the neighbors shun you
09:04There's a kind of walk you walk such above the crowd
09:09There's a kind of walk you walk when somebody loves you
09:17Oh, that's very much like a walk in a town
09:23A good fortune found you, Jappy
09:27When you're walking happy
09:28And your heart's a happy Valentine
09:34When you're walking happy
09:37Don't the blooming world seem fine
09:42So you had best believe it's a chappy
09:46You'll find that life is finger snappy
09:49The day you learn that walking happy
09:51The day you learn that walking happy
09:54Gives the world a shine
09:57So just keep walking
10:03Go and keep on walking
10:07Just keep walking
10:11Happy with your hand in mine
10:25Tommy, that was so
10:31Gee, Tommy, what a voice
10:34You are sensational
10:36You didn't tell me you could sing
10:38Well, I never thought my voice was any more than average
10:41Well, now, if that is an average voice
10:44Elizabeth Taylor is an average housewife
10:47You have got talent
10:50I can't believe
10:52Mr. Mooney
10:54We have got to get Tommy out of here
10:56What?
10:57He should not be wasted in a bank
10:59He should be in show business
11:01Mrs. Carmichael
11:03Wash your mouth out with soap
11:05Now, my boy
11:08Forget show business
11:11Your uncle has your best interest at heart
11:14I appreciate that, sir
11:16But if Mrs. Carmichael thinks
11:18Oh, well, there goes your argument right there
11:21Mrs. Carmichael does not think
11:25Mr. Mooney, I'm willing to forgive all the nasty things you say about me
11:29If you will just listen to Tommy sing
11:32Now, please
11:34Please!
11:36All right, no one has ever accused me of having a closed mind
11:41Very well
11:43Go ahead
11:45Sing
11:47There's a kind of walk
11:49That's enough, you'll never make it
11:51Well, some audition
11:53Dizzy Gillespie would have had a better chance with Lawrence Welk
11:59Mrs. Carmichael, if you so much as mention show business in front of this young man again
12:06I will have you dunked in gold, sent to Fort Knox, sliced into ingots of bullion
12:14And then I shall take great joy in personally firing you ingot by ingot
12:23Ingot by ingot
12:26Who's he think he is, Goldfinger?
12:30This is fine, Michael, look, I really appreciate your interest, but I don't want you getting into trouble
12:47Oh, who needs this job
12:50I'm getting my social security in another...
12:56Forty years
12:59Anyway, I think you're so good, I'm willing to take the risk
13:02Oh, thanks, but I don't think that it's...
13:03Tommy!
13:05You know what? We gotta get you an audition
13:08An audition?
13:09Yeah! And why not go right to the top?
13:12Nelson Penrose
13:14Nelson Penrose? The movie producer?
13:16Yeah!
13:17You know him?
13:18Well, practically, a friend of mine is secretary to one of his secretaries
13:21Oh, really?
13:22Yeah
13:23Well, the closest I ever came was meeting the gatekeeper's brother-in-law
13:26Yeah, well, Mary Jane, my friend, knows him and she'd be very glad to do me a favor
13:32How will I ever be able to thank you?
13:33Oh, that's alright, don't you even think about that
13:37Of course, when you get to be a big star, if you ever need a leading lady
13:41A good player?
13:42A good player?
13:44A good player?
13:46An extra?
13:48Okay, I'll be president of your Fort Knox fan club
13:51Oh, what a good dinner!
13:52Thank you!
13:53The lobster was delicious! Where'd you get them?
13:54I had them flown in from Maine
13:56Oh, it must have cost a fortune
13:57A whole week's salary
13:58They refused to fly family plan
13:59Well, let's get to the dishes
14:00Oh, no you don't, you're my guest
14:01I'll do the dishes later
14:02Well, well, after all, you put in our day at the studio and I want you to just sit and relax and we'll talk
14:05Oh, no you don't, you're my guest, I'll do the dishes later
14:06Well, after all, you put in our day at the studio and I want you to just sit and relax and we'll talk
14:07Lucy, I get the feeling you're about to ask me for a favor
14:12Oh, no, no you don't, you're my guest, I'll do the dishes later
14:14Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
14:20Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
14:50for you. Thursday, I picked up your laundry. Friday, you borrowed my car, and that's my
14:54dress you're wearing. You've had it for over two weeks. What about the green dress I loaned
15:02you last month? That was my green dress, and you were returning it. Oh, you got a memory
15:09like an elephant, and an appetite to match. Okay, what's the favor? Mr. Cheever's nephew
15:19down at the bank has the greatest voice you have ever heard. He is just sensational.
15:24He sings up a storm. He's a natural, personality and everything, and you've just got to arrange
15:30an audition for him with Mr. Penrose. An audition for Mr. Penrose? Lucy, you didn't have to
15:37go to all this trouble for that. All you had to do was just ask me. You'll do it? No.
15:42No? No. Well, fine friend, you are. Honey, I would be thrown right out of the office if
15:52I even mentioned auditions to Mr. Penrose. He never auditions anybody. What do you mean
15:57he never auditions anyone? I've seen his pictures. He's always bringing out new talent. Well, true,
16:02but you can't bring people to him. He likes to go out and discover talent himself. Oh, he's
16:07his own talent scout, huh? Yeah, you wouldn't believe where he finds some of his stars. Where?
16:12Car washes, laundries, bowling alleys. When was a hostess on a live bait boat? A live bait
16:20boat? In fact, last month when Mr. Penrose got hit by a truck, instead of suing the driver,
16:27he signed him up. Hey, Tommy's got a car. Where does Penrose do his walking?
16:32No. Wait a minute. What? Do you know where Mr. Penrose is going to find his next star?
16:39Where? In our bank. Your bank? Yes. Now, let's see. How am I going to get Mr. Penrose over
16:46to the bank? He's a client, but he doesn't come in very often. Uh, I know, I know. I'll call
16:52him and tell him somebody forged his name on a check, and then he'll have to come in to verify
16:57the signature. Yeah? And then what? Well, I'll have Tommy ready to audition for him. Uh, I'll get
17:03some of the people at the bank to help me. Yeah. And then Penrose will discover Tommy. Tommy will
17:09be signed for pictures, and I will be president of the Fort Knox fan club. Never mind. It'll
17:15work. Lucy, you've got the most conniving mind west of the Mississippi, and I'm proud to
17:22be your friend. Well, thank you. Would you like to prove that? Sure. What do you want
17:26me to do? The dishes. What? What do you think you are, company? Come on, now.
17:43Tommy, I don't know what's keeping Mr. Penrose. He should have been here by now. Oh, I hope
17:47he shows up. Well, so do I before Mr. Mooney gets back from that wild goose chase I sent
17:51him on. Well, go on, you get back to the window. Good morning, Mr. Penrose. We've been expecting
17:59you. What's all this nonsense about a forged check? Well, we think it's forged, sir, and
18:04we just need you to personally verify the signature. Young lady, I'm a very busy man. My studio comes
18:09to a complete standstill without me. Yes, sir. Uh, may I, uh, may I have the check? Well,
18:13that handsome young man right over there at window one has it. Young man? Oh, Mr. Penrose.
18:20Can I see that check? Oh, yes, the check, sir. That is not my signature. That's exactly
18:28what we thought, sir, because... We looked it over, now we're in clover, cause we didn't
18:37cash the check. The B was too wobbly, the E was too small, the N was too loopy, the R. It
18:45was tall. So please don't be nervous. We give great service. We won't let it happen again.
18:58Well, find this forger and believe me, by George, we'll get him in the end. He won't
19:04have a friend and he won't need a pen in the pen.
19:07Do you always serenade the bank's customers like this? Do I always serenade the bank's
19:20customers like this? Oh, no, sir. No, sir. Only the bank's most important customers.
19:27Young man, you have a fine voice and a very nice manner about you. Have you ever thought
19:31of going into show business? Me? In show business? Oh, Mr. Penrose, whatever would make you think
19:37that a brilliant young banker would ever want to become a movie star. He'd never consider
19:42it. He'd start at $1,000 a week. He'd consider it. Son, do you know any other numbers? Does
19:50he know any other numbers? Oh, Mr. Penrose, you just sit down and relax and listen to this
19:55boy.
20:01Do you want to stay? Yeah, you're going to know! Yeah, you're going to know! When the feeling
20:20hits you! Hits you! Well, you're going to know! Yeah, you're going to know! When it starts
20:24To get you
20:25Clap your hands
20:27From the morning till night
20:28People make you holler
20:29Everything's alright
20:30They say
20:31Oh, whoa, whoa
20:32When the feeling hits you
20:33Yeah, you're gonna dance
20:35And you're gonna shout it
20:38Yeah, you're gonna dance
20:40никаких doubt about it
20:42Clap your hands
20:44From the morning till night
20:45The people make you holler
20:46Everything's alright
20:47They say
20:48Oh, whoa, whoa
20:49When the feeling hits you
20:51It hits you
20:51Whoa, feeling in your soul
20:56Just a little bit more
21:00You're gonna know
21:01Yeah, you're gonna know
21:02When the feeling hits you
21:04Hits you
21:04Yeah, you're gonna know
21:05Yeah, you're gonna know
21:06When it starts to get you
21:08Get you
21:09Clap your hands from the morning so nice
21:11The people make you holler if everything's all right
21:13They say, oh, oh, oh, oh
21:15When the feeling hits you
21:16Well, everybody say, whoa
21:18Whoa, whoa, whoa
21:22Oh, oh, oh, oh
21:48Whoa, feeling in your soul
22:01The feeling's got you and it won't let go
22:05Yeah
22:06Whoa, just a little bit more
22:09Just a little bit more
22:10Just a little bit more
22:11Just a little, just a little bit more
22:13Well, you're gonna know
22:14Well, you're gonna know
22:15When the feeling hits you
22:16Hits you
22:17Yeah, you're gonna know
22:18Yeah, you're gonna know
22:19When it starts to get you
22:21Get you
22:21Clap your hands from the morning so nice
22:24The people make you holler if everything's all right
22:26They say, oh, oh, oh, oh
22:28Oh, oh, oh, oh
22:30Oh, oh, oh, oh
22:32You got that feeling
22:34You got that feeling
22:35You got that feeling
22:36You got that feeling
22:37When you clap your hands
22:38You're gonna get that feeling from morning
22:40Till night
22:41Till night
22:44Oh, yeah
22:46Whoa, yeah
22:51What's going on here?
23:09What's going on here?
23:12Who dares mock the boss?
23:14Who you owe the boss?
23:18Tommy's going into show business.
23:20Show business?
23:21Yes.
23:23Mooney, you're fired.
23:25Mr. Carmichael, you're fired.
23:27Tommy, you're fired.
23:29Tommy, you're fired.
23:31Now you can accept Mr. Penrose's offer of $1,000 a week.
23:36$1,000 a week?
23:38$1,000 a week?
23:40$1,000 a week.
23:41And if anybody gets fired because of this,
23:43I'll never borrow another penny from this bank.
23:46Sing, Tommy boy.
23:49You heard your Uncle Wendy sing, Tommy boy.
23:56Clap your hands for him in the morning, don't I?
23:58People make you holler if everything's all right.
24:00They say, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa,
24:02oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
24:06You got that feeling.
24:07You got that feeling.
24:08You got that feeling.
24:10You got that feeling.
24:11Clap your hands, you're going to get that feeling from morning
24:13Until knowing.
24:14Until night.
24:15Until night.
24:16Until night.
24:18Until night.