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00:25Easy upstairs.
00:26No, it's in the backyard. I'm phoned to the insurers.
00:29We might not be covered because the doors weren't locked.
00:32It's all my fault then.
00:33You passed it in from pillar to post.
00:36It's odd the CCTV wasn't working.
00:39Yeah, yeah, yeah, I thought that too.
00:41It was fine the other day.
00:43OK, you got me. I was in on it.
00:45Come on, stealing off my own brother.
00:49I'd better go.
00:51Yeah.
00:53All right?
00:59Cure just like heaven.
01:02I think it's supposed to be ironic.
01:04Tyrone's just got off the phone with Mr Spencer,
01:07customer from yesterday.
01:08Apparently his wife's prescription sunglasses are in the glove box,
01:11so he's had her to contend with and all.
01:13Well, they might not pay out.
01:15Theft's theft.
01:16I'll quote you, shall I?
01:17Any more chest pain or did Abby kiss it better?
01:20Is that a fight you've come for?
01:22Oh, I wouldn't fight a bloke with cancer.
01:24If this goes south...
01:26Well, what would we do about Mr Spencer?
01:28You look at the back of the settee.
01:30See if you can find a spare 30 grand in change.
01:33Look, about this MOT business...
01:36You know, maybe I should go to the police after all.
01:38Well, maybe I should tell Abby after all.
01:40Oh, you'd risk that, would you?
01:42Call my bluff.
01:47Restorative justice.
01:49Restorative injustice, more like.
01:51Is it restorative or restorative?
01:54Restorative.
01:56Well, it's tempting to tell them where to stick it.
02:01I mean, if this was a far-right rally, what would they do?
02:03Maybe pretend a few of them?
02:05Yeah, far-right rallies.
02:06They'll become the known soon, even over here.
02:08Hmm.
02:09Well, when is it?
02:10Uh, next Wednesday, I think.
02:13Oh, I don't know.
02:14Maybe it's easier to just go along with it rather than go to court.
02:17I say that because I'm a legal background.
02:20You've got a legal background?
02:21I didn't know that.
02:22Seeing as you've only told me around 6,000 times...
02:26Hang on, did you get into Oxford?
02:28I often think what might have been.
02:30I could be a partner now, some big firm in the city.
02:34And instead you're here, lowering caskets into the ground.
02:37There's a bit more to it than that.
02:39Oh.
02:40What time is our view in?
02:42One.
02:43Just looking at the link you sent me.
02:45I know it's a bob or two.
02:46A bob or three?
02:47Well, yeah, but both our incomes, though.
02:50Yeah, we'll make it happen.
02:51I mean, I can put in a bit more if you're struggling with child maintenance.
02:54Oh, I want this place.
02:56Or something like it.
02:57I've always dreamed of living in town.
02:59Agent said that there's a lot of people looking at it, so we might have to swoop.
03:02Yeah, it is a good price.
03:03Look, I know the service charges are high, but there is a pool in the basement, plus a gym.
03:08You could cancel your membership at the country club, ho-ho.
03:12I'm on the tram line to work.
03:13Instead of the birdman.
03:15Hey, think.
03:16A month's time we could be on that balcony, sipping a glass of wine together.
03:20Or a can of lager, if that's your preference.
03:24Danielle shouting up at us.
03:26Let her shout.
03:27Yeah.
03:28Let her shout.
03:31Well, surely I can't go ahead if Dee Dee's not here.
03:33Well, she said she'd be back in time.
03:35It's too late to cancel now.
03:36What is this meeting for?
03:38To finalise the details on the SGO I applied for.
03:41Special guardianship order.
03:43I'll see you there.
03:45Don't worry about the bill, your old dad's got it.
03:50Look, Dee Dee will be home in time.
03:52Don't worry.
03:53You feel?
03:55Oh, hello.
03:57Hello again.
03:58We should stop meeting like this.
04:00No, scratch that.
04:01We should keep meeting like this.
04:02Who gave you the authority to offer that young lad a job?
04:05Kevin's already had it out with me.
04:06I'm sorry, I didn't think it'd hurt.
04:08Taking on a 16-year-old with no skills?
04:10Well, he can do the valeting, fetch the sandwiches, save us all this asshole.
04:14Well, and his wages would come out of your pocket, would they?
04:17Are you really coming after me today, eh?
04:19If the insurance doesn't pay out, you get to walk away.
04:22But I'm stuck.
04:23Then walk away with me.
04:26After the trouble you've caused.
04:29Fine.
04:30If you've got that much faith in him.
04:32Oh, why shouldn't I have?
04:35I'm just jealous, that's all.
04:38Look, just do me a favour, will you?
04:40On your way back, will you nip and get those breakpods?
04:42Copy that.
04:51But yes, Auntie G.
04:53No, Auntie, no, of course.
04:57No, you too, Auntie.
04:59No, naturally I'll be coming to pick you up from the airport.
05:02I just...
05:04Whatever...
05:08Okay, goodbye, Auntie.
05:11Airport?
05:14Auntie Rani.
05:15She's coming to the wedding.
05:18She's coming, she's coming to the wedding and there's nothing I could do.
05:21Yeah, she's giving you 25 grand.
05:23Okay, you can't begrudge you an invite.
05:24I know that, honey, I know, but it's like it's Auntie Rani.
05:29Hey!
05:30Hey, guess who's coming to the wedding?
05:32Who's the man in the shop?
05:34I'll put the back in five sign on the shop door.
05:37I had an email saying my trainers arrived.
05:40A second hand.
05:42Second hand trainers?
05:43Unwarned.
05:44Seventeen quid.
05:45Who's coming to the wedding?
05:47Auntie Rani.
05:49You're joking.
05:50Ah, be right.
05:52You should have never have accepted that money.
05:54No, you should have heard him.
05:56Shall I stand here, Auntie Rani, or shall I move one inch to the left?
05:59Yes, Auntie Rani.
06:00No, Auntie Rani.
06:01Anything you say, Auntie Rani.
06:04I can't wait.
06:06Well, at least we're prepared for the earthquake.
06:08You know, we can tape up the windows, put away the crockery.
06:13No such thing as a free lunch, Dad.
06:15Can't believe you didn't expect this.
06:18No.
06:20Excuse me.
06:21It'll be all right.
06:23It'll be absolutely fine.
06:25She's just little, you know.
06:26She's a little, little old lady.
06:27Little, little harmless little old lady.
06:29That's, er...
06:30Absolutely nothing to be scared of.
06:36I'm not sure how I'm the brew boy again, but there you go.
06:39Where's Cal?
06:40I've asked him to nip out to get those brake pads.
06:43What, he could have got the expansion tank for the Mazda.
06:45I'd text him.
06:47I've made him a brick...
06:48Do you know, every time I look up, he isn't he?
06:51What if...
06:52What if we look up one day and Kev's not here?
06:56Right, listen.
06:57Everything is gonna be okay.
06:59Jack should know the truth.
07:01It's not fair.
07:03Right, well, I don't see the point.
07:04But is that enough right now?
07:06If the news gets worse and he's completely unprepared, I'd never forgive myself.
07:10Well, why don't you cross that bridge when you get to it, eh?
07:13If you get to it.
07:14Oh, yeah, right.
07:15You know, we said your dad was fine.
07:16Well, he isn't.
07:17He's got six weeks to live.
07:18Oh, come on.
07:19They're not gonna say that.
07:20How do you know that?
07:22Well, I don't.
07:23Are you a doctor?
07:24Or a cancer specialist?
07:25Are you God?
07:26Oh, no, obviously not.
07:29I think Jack's halfway there and I don't want him working it out on his own.
07:33Or overhearing us talking.
07:34Me and Kev, we need to sit him down.
07:36Well, what if Kev refuses?
07:37Well, then I'll talk to him on me own.
07:39Oh, come on, Kevin.
07:40I'd go mad.
07:41The pressure's too much for me, Ty.
07:43If he does get worse or he...
07:44He dies.
07:45Right, Kevin, he's not gonna die, okay?
07:52Mmm.
07:53I'm not being funny, but that is so good.
07:55Yeah, Ethiopian.
07:56Well, what do you expect?
07:57High-class establishment like this compared to your greasy spoon?
08:01Hey, you don't want to call it that.
08:03I actually did pitch to Roy about doing speciality coffees.
08:06The plat white.
08:08That's good.
08:09What's in it?
08:10Well, nothing.
08:11It's just a flat white, but made by me.
08:13It's the plat white.
08:15Or, erm, Kappa Shono.
08:18Oh, no, no, that's terrible.
08:20Hold on, hold on.
08:22Amera Nikano.
08:23Awful.
08:25Okay, so anyway, erm, so Lily went this morning, then.
08:27Oh, yeah, all guns blazing.
08:29Eko club.
08:30Don't say it like that.
08:31Like what?
08:32Well, just people who fight for the environment get a really bad name,
08:34and, you know, it's literally the most important thing in the world.
08:37Hey, I have got Roy Cropper in my ear all day long.
08:40The planet heating up, the reliance on fossil fuels, the benefits of clean energy.
08:45I know it all.
08:46Oh, it's great the kids are getting worked up about it.
08:48Well, it's not what you said this morning.
08:50Look, so Sam was giving him a hard time about single-use plastic bottles, right?
08:54And he gets a lecture about economic realities for his trouble.
08:57Oh, hey, Lily started following a load of, erm, eco-activists last night after Sam left.
09:02Oh, environmentalists, what, whatever you call them.
09:04Oh, people who care about the future.
09:06Yeah, yeah, you know, like that, erm, that German one, Louise, er, somebody.
09:10I don't know, she's fit though.
09:12Oh, you know, that misses the point so much it's untrue.
09:15Oh, it's unbelievable.
09:17Like that's not your go-to.
09:19Louise Neubauer.
09:20But do you know what?
09:21If it takes a poster girl to get your attention, then so be it.
09:24Sad though it is.
09:25Yes.
09:26It is nice though that, you know, they seem to have put the differences behind them.
09:29Yeah, I'll drink to that.
09:31Yeah, cheers for these.
09:32Ah.
09:33They're not free.
09:35And what?
09:36Listen, why don't you hang around for lunch?
09:38Well, we're gonna have to pay for that or not?
09:40Oh, no, no, no.
09:41There's a father like you, no wonder Lily just thinks about herself.
09:44Well, a father like you, no wonder Sam's a little weirdo.
09:48Sam's not a little weirdo.
09:49Yeah, there's no more weird than you, Damien Omen.
09:52What?
09:53What do you mean?
09:54We're pushing Mum down the stairs, shall I go on?
09:56Yeah, go on.
09:57Alright then, fasten your seatbelts.
09:59You sure you'd be saying that to her?
10:01Sorry.
10:02Right, that is enough, David.
10:04David?
10:05Oh, good timing.
10:06Just going for a nap.
10:07Where's Jack?
10:08Toilet, where do you think?
10:09Let's tell him.
10:10Tell him what?
10:11That you haven't got better.
10:12Why?
10:13Because it isn't fair on any of us.
10:15No.
10:16Yes.
10:17No, he's my son.
10:18I don't want him to know.
10:19Your son?
10:20I'm sorry, but that's the way it is.
10:22Jack!
10:23No.
10:24No.
10:25No, he's my son.
10:26I don't want him to know.
10:27Your son?
10:28I'm sorry, but that's the way it is.
10:31Jack!
10:32Jack!
10:33What are you doing?
10:34I'm being honest with him, and if you're too scared to do it, there's the door.
10:38No, but you can't tell him.
10:39Why can't I?
10:40The doctors were happy, weren't they?
10:46They gave you the all clear.
10:49He told her.
10:51Can you honestly blame him?
10:55I am.
10:56I'm so, so sorry.
11:00Do you know what?
11:01I bet he's an argument with his.
11:02He's got a look on his face, hasn't he?
11:03Hmm?
11:04What look?
11:05That, you know, I'm in the dog house, where I belong, sort of look.
11:06Do you know what?
11:07I bet he's an argument with his.
11:08He's got a look on his face, hasn't he?
11:23Hmm?
11:24What look?
11:25That, you know, I'm in the dog house, where I belong, sort of look.
11:30Do you know what?
11:31I can always tell when a woman shouted at a bloke.
11:34Could be completely unrelated.
11:36Howdy counted you last night.
11:37Did they play?
11:38Imagine a football result affecting your mood, eh?
11:41Yeah, I know.
11:42Tell me about it.
11:43Do you know what?
11:44It's like watching a monkey in a zoo, that.
11:46Yeah, except a monkey's more sophisticated than Ty Roughton.
11:49Don't be tired.
11:51I'm joking.
11:52I mean, come on.
11:53Look at that little face there.
11:54How could you shout at that?
11:56It's like clubbing a baby seal, innit?
12:00Anyway, this Auntie Rani of yours...
12:04Come on, Ashley.
12:05She can't be that bad, surely.
12:06Hmm.
12:07Well, when I was a kid, Kate, she wrestled my Nintendo DS out of my hand,
12:12threw it in the river.
12:13Dad never said a word.
12:15Why?
12:16Well, because he's so scared of her.
12:18No, I meant, why did she throw your DS in the river?
12:20Oh, oh.
12:21I don't know.
12:22She said something like it was disadvantageous to my mental development
12:27or somehow or other.
12:28And you said she literally threw it in the river.
12:32Splosh.
12:33You know, I wouldn't mind, but I'd just got it for Christmas as well.
12:37You know, it was, erm, back when my mum was alive.
12:41You know, when she found out, she went up the wall.
12:44Yeah.
12:45Anyway, like you said, she's gonna give them 25 big ones, then.
12:50She'll be expecting a hero's welcome.
12:5225 grand, man.
12:53You'd want to throw that away.
12:54Old people.
12:55They're nuts.
12:56Yeah.
12:57Why did you do it?
12:58It was good news.
12:59But you decided to lie.
13:00I was scared.
13:01What of?
13:02Losing you.
13:03Well, at least you didn't lie to Jack.
13:04I thought it was the only thing keeping us together.
13:07The only thing keeping you here.
13:08Well, what made you think that?
13:09The way you look at him.
13:10Car.
13:11Younger.
13:12Fitter.
13:13When did you get the all clear?
13:14I was scared.
13:15I was scared.
13:16What of?
13:17Losing you.
13:18Well, at least you didn't lie to Jack.
13:19I thought it was the only thing keeping us together.
13:21The only thing keeping you here.
13:22Well, what made you think that?
13:23The way you look at him.
13:25Car.
13:26Younger.
13:27Fitter.
13:28When did you get the all clear?
13:29Oh.
13:30What?
13:31It was...
13:32It was that day you went in on your own.
13:33I hadn't planned it that way.
13:34I didn't even know what I was going to say till it come out my mouth.
13:35Sneaking off to chemo on your own.
13:36No wonder you didn't want me with you.
13:37I wanted you back.
13:38Why didn't you just talk to me?
13:39I thought if I could just...
13:40...let me just talk to you.
13:41I thought if I could just...
13:42...let me just talk to you.
13:43I thought if I could just...
13:44...get him to fly back to Germany.
13:46This is the worst thing anyone's ever done to me.
13:47No.
13:48Still think there's something going on.
13:49Deny it all you want.
13:50Do not try to put this on me.
13:51Do not try to put this on me.
13:52What do you do?
13:53Come on.
13:54You're kidding.
13:55Come on.
13:56No, I'm sorry.
13:57I'm sorry.
13:58No, I'll just be talking to you.
14:00No.
14:01No.
14:02No, no, no.
14:03It's too mild.
14:05No, no, no, no.
14:06No matter who we are,
14:08It's too mild.
14:09It's too mildly.
14:10There we go.
14:11You're doing this.
14:12me. Your brother is a liability, leaving the shows open like that. And he might have lost
14:18us our business if yesterday doesn't get sorted. That's our livelihood. You think I don't know
14:22that? Why would I want to be with him? Because of the way I am. A foolish, grey old man who
14:29works every hour God sends for us, the boys. Try to put tea on the table, keep things ticking
14:36over. I know you do. And all the time this. There is nothing going on! Look, I might not
14:42be everything you've dreamed of, but I'm here, supporting you. And you know why? I worship
14:49the ground you walk on. Kevin. I might be simple. Pub, match, garage. What you see is what you
14:57get. You've had cancer. And you know the agony it causes, the worry, the stress.
15:06And you chose to keep putting me through it.
15:17Stay. I can't have a look at you right now.
15:28Have you heard about these burglaries? What burglaries? Six houses broken into this week.
15:33What, around here? Yeah. The burglars move everyone's furniture around. It's like the
15:39signature move. Right. Oh, they wanted to meet at the bistro for lunch. Yeah, I'll go if you
15:48go. Yeah, OK. You're not going to finish that first? It's already finished. I mean, I'd start again if I
15:56were you. You know, you need a proper slogan, not just a picture of a turbine. They said you could
16:01save it if you wanted. It's OK.
16:19You know, they reckon these help you sleep. I heard that. And sour cherry juice. Really?
16:25Huh? Are you a bad sleeper? What do you think? Frankie. Yeah, it's not just that. It's the stuff
16:35that invades my brain sometimes. You know, grim memories, poor decisions, regrets. How long's
16:42your break? Only 15 minutes. Why? My dad had a go at me for putting the back and five sign
16:47on the door. Oh, let me see trainers. Oh, very nice. Can I wear them to the wedding? You're joking,
16:55right? Now, I'll be suited and booted. Auntie Rani would do her nut if I wear these. Yeah,
17:00she sounds like a proper hand fuller. My dad's terrified of her. You know, I would love to be
17:05a fly on the wall at that wedding. Day of stress, probably. I don't know, you know. Never been to
17:11one, me. You've never been to a wedding? No. My cousin got married once, but she didn't
17:17invite us. Been to a few, you know. Three, actually. But no. No weddings. When'd you like
17:24to come? What? Like, as your puss one or something? Is that what they call it? Call it what you
17:33want. I'll think about it, yeah? Okay. Well, I've got to get back to work, but I will see
17:41you later. I do know what I'm doing. All right. I'm just checking it's compatible. Oi! What
17:56part of our agreement? Do you not understand? What agreement? Don't give me what agreement.
18:01I'm going straight down to the police station. Now, you can sit here and wait or get to the
18:05airport. I don't mind. What's he done? Yeah, what have I done? Why'd you tell her? Tell
18:08her what? You know what? I haven't told her anything, all right? She told me to go and
18:14get some brake pads. Gave me a mouthful about yesterday. Look, if I could go back in time
18:17and lock those shutters, believe me, I would. She knows I lied. What? Okay. You. Look, things
18:27were getting out of hand. Look, Dave, you're the right. No, what gives you the right?
18:31My daughter had cancer. Remember? It's no joke. What are you going to do? Punch me again.
18:36He's had it, eh?
18:37What was all that about? I'll talk to him. Dad? Shona?
18:43What was all that about? I'll talk to him. Dad? Shona?
18:49Ah! I'll talk to him. Dad? Shona? Ah! Ah! My bad. Yeah. As far as a pancake.
18:55Oh, I've got 18 minutes. Yeah, well, you're not going anywhere with that. Can you change
19:13a tyre? Of course I can change a tyre. I really don't want to lose this place. Well, neither
19:17do I. What if it gets snapped up this afternoon? Have you got a spur? I assume so. And a jack?
19:22What? No spur tyre. Well, where's it gone? We could, er, I suppose we could get a tram.
19:32Well, we could call the experts. What, I missed the viewing?
19:35Didi, it's your dad again. Look, the facilitator's here. Everyone's waiting for you. The meeting
19:45was supposed to start eight minutes ago. What are you praying at? He'll make out like he
19:50would have been Webby's top goalscorer of all time. He wasn't that good. He only played
19:54a few games. My call was the one who actually wanted to be a professional footballer. You
19:58can still see the NBA's eyes to this day. Er, why would I want to be a footballer? Who'd want
20:01that? The money, the adulation, the afternoons to yourself? That's a loser bill. Did you
20:08reach her? No. It's worth me going through one or two things without your sister present.
20:15I've got another two appointments after this. Well, is that fair? Dad! Hiya! Sorry I'm late.
20:24I'm Dee Dee. Heather's birth mother. I can't believe anybody would do that. You didn't
20:35know, did you? Of course I didn't. No, promise me now cos I can't have the pair of you lying
20:39to me. I would have told you straight away. Well, at least Tyrone had some backbone when
20:44it came to it. Still, should have told you sooner. He said his loyalties were split. What
20:51else did Kevin say? He said he did it because of you. Paranoid or what? He still thinks
20:59there's something going on. I mean, credit where credit's due. You think this is funny?
21:04No. Sorry. It's a coping mechanism. All this time I have been trying to do the right thing.
21:08I've been avoiding you. I've been sticking by him. It makes me wonder why I bothered.
21:13You did your best. You are all I think about. You're all I think about too. But we haven't
21:26done anything wrong, right? Up till now. It's over. You and Kevin? So what is stopping us?
21:38Nothing.
21:44Same again then?
22:00I couldn't handle another orange juice. It'll go right through me. Nice. Well, I
22:07up here to cheer you mate up. It's been sat here ages killing the vibe. You got my text
22:13then? Do with me heading. Phone pinging like there's no tomorrow. I just want you to say,
22:18look right, I'm really sorry Kev. I didn't want to cause any trouble.
22:21Well, forget it, okay? It was all going to come out sooner or later. To be honest with you,
22:27part of me was relieved. I hate lying. I've been churned up for weeks. I shouldn't have
22:33put you in that position. I don't know what I was thinking. And I'm sure Abby will understand,
22:39you know, when she's had time to think about everything and the dust settles. I haven't
22:44seen her since. No idea where she is. Well, she's not gone, has she? Well, no one could
22:49blame her if she has. She can't stand the sight of me. I knock her sick. But she hasn't
22:57packed her stuff or anything. So maybe you're right. Maybe there is still hope. Listen, I
23:03got a call out ten minutes ago, so I'm gonna have to get a move on. But, but don't give
23:07up. Look, Abby's been through some tough times, you know, made bad decisions. And you
23:12were there standing by her side. So now she can do the same for you, yeah? Come on.
23:28Wow. That was worth the wait. Last of the great romantics, eh? Bunk up in a grotty
23:42garage. You saw what? You know that. That was cracking. I want you, Abby. Me and you,
23:52we should be together. I feel the same. You all right, Ty? You got to go? Yeah. Got everything.
24:04Good to go. Look, I can stay around and help you find Abby if you want. No, you go on a call
24:09out. I'll keep looking. Well, well, good luck with it all. I'm sure you'll get everything
24:13sorted. Hopefully, yeah. I'm not ready to give up on a judge yet. So they're texting, you
24:19know. Cal wants to meet back at home. Says it's urgent. Maybe he knows where she is. Maybe.
24:26See you later. The world's gone mad. When we were at school, the most we had to contend
24:37with was the food. It was custard with everything. Sounds good to me. My lot weren't worried about
24:42intruders. We were a danger to ourselves. I used to run riot in the science lab. I mean,
24:47there's chemicals in there, in there, there's scalpels, Bunsen burner. Spoken like a true
24:52lunatic. Do you remember that time I melted my tie to the chest? Happy day. Your poor mother.
25:01Hey, mate. You all right? Oh, was it fun? Did you learn lots? Yeah. Yeah, it was good.
25:07Where's Lil? Oh, no, we know. She'll be halfway down the street dawdling. She should be here
25:12by now. No, no, she did say she was going to nip home first, to be fair. Oh, shit, no.
25:17You all right? What's up? Have you been crying? She came running out of yours. Said there was
25:22someone in there. What? What? The furniture's been moved around. What? I've got to take a look.
25:28Yeah, come on. Well, Sam said there's been lots of break-ins recently, so... Really?
25:33Anyway, I'll leave yous to it. Yeah, yeah. Thanks, Eddie. Cheers, mate. Shall I call the police?
25:40I don't. Why? Why not? Is there something you want to tell us?
25:46I am so grateful for everything you've done for Leela. You know, all the love you've shown her.
25:56I adore her. It's not difficult. No, it's not. And I'm really sorry, James. I know this is
26:05tough on you, but... I've changed my mind. I want my daughter back.
26:13But Leela's dad brought so much trauma into your life. I don't think you'll be able to move past that.
26:24I admit that I did struggle at first, but now I just... I see her for who she is. You know, she's her own person.
26:33Are you sure you're being totally honest with yourself? Because I'm genuinely concerned about both of you.
26:38Well, there's no need for that, thank you. So what happens next, please?
26:44We'll support you all we can, and we'll carry out regular assessments to check that you're coping. But basically...
26:50Are you okay? Are you okay? Are you?
27:06You'll make a great mum. Yeah, and you'll make a great uncle. Just like you are with Glory.
27:17Consolation, Price. Thanks for that. James, we're between a rock and a hard place. But we want what's best for you and Dee Dee.
27:26I know it's hard, but we just... You know, we've got to focus on the future.
27:31But you keep changing your mind. How do you know you won't change it back again?
27:34I won't. I love her.
27:37Well, now you do, sure. But tomorrow, who knows?
27:40Don't be harsh, son. Listen, all I want to do is protect her.
27:44You know, nurture her, make sure she's happy. Once I stopped listening to my head and started to trust my heart, it all fell into place.
27:54You know, it's not going back.
28:03I got your text. What's the word, didn't...?
28:06I was worried about you. I can't believe Tyrone dropped you in it.
28:10Have you seen her? Abby, no. No, I can't see her sticking around her after what you did.
28:15I'm surprised she didn't punch your lights out.
28:17Would have preferred it if she did. Got it over and done with.
28:21You smug get. This has all worked out really nicely for you, hasn't it?
28:26What are you on about? Now me and Abby's done.
28:28But you can't wait to get in there. Make a move.
28:30You're delusional, mate.
28:32Well, get this in your thick skull. Between me and you, nothing's changed.
28:36Now hang on, I didn't blab your big secret. So what's the problem?
28:39You go anywhere near Abby, I swear I will go straight to the cop and tell them about your dodgy MOTs.
28:44I don't care if I go down with you.
28:47It was supposed to be a joke.
28:50What, scaring life out of it? You think that's funny?
28:53It was spiteful, Sam. Really bad.
28:55Let's not get carried away. It was obviously a stupid prank that's backfired.
28:58Look, he's had it in forever since the school thing.
29:01Well, you gave me advice. You said I should give as good as I got.
29:05Yeah, don't take advice from your Uncle David. His pouncing skills are sketchy at best.
29:08Well, at least I'm not some helicopter dad like you.
29:11Respect my authority.
29:13Oh, it's just like you, isn't it? When it hits the fanning, you just rely on you to make things worse.
29:17I was trying to win.
29:18Right, Sam, I think you should apologise to Lily.
29:21No. Apologise?
29:22No way.
29:23This is getting nowhere. Come on, let's just get out of here.
29:26Thanks for the drink.
29:32What were you thinking?
29:34This isn't like you.
29:35Well, she locked me out of the classroom.
29:37I thought I was gonna die.
29:40I just wanted her to know it. It felt like to be really scared.
29:46The flat's already gone.
29:48What?
29:49Well, quick.
29:51My head had already moved in.
29:53I was lying on that balcony, butt naked, with just a fringed parasol protecting my modesty.
29:58Oh, don't worry about it.
29:59I'll find somewhere else, I'm sure.
30:04Your mate Tyrone's taking his sweet time.
30:06Give him a break.
30:07He's only been half an hour or so.
30:09Give him a paw.
30:10Losing the will to live.
30:11Knowing him, he's probably just stopped off for a bacon butty and a bucket of tea.
30:14I hope he's a fast eater.
30:17It's not that bad, is it?
30:18Being stuck here with me.
30:20Nowhere to go.
30:21Nothing to do.
30:23Well,
30:24I wouldn't say nothing.
30:26Get your box out in that car.
30:46Now what do you think of this little beauty?
30:48Yep.
30:49As nice as the last.
30:52You're nice.
30:54Nice is a criminal understatement.
30:56Okay, this car is a work of art.
30:58It's a masterpiece of British engineering.
31:01This is poetry in motion.
31:06Usher, would you put some hot water in a bowl for me, please?
31:11Me feet are killing me.
31:13In a minute.
31:14No, m'lady.
31:15What do you think about arriving at your wedding in vintage style?
31:18Because I give you the BTC, the Beaufort Tourer Convertible.
31:25I'm not that first-lover man.
31:27You know, you could stick me in a wheelbarrow for all I care.
31:30You'll literally get your mind at the bistro.
31:32It'll take you all of two seconds to get there.
31:34Not if we go violate districts.
31:36Oh, come on, baby, baby.
31:37Please, baby.
31:38I mean, look at it.
31:39Look.
31:40It is sleek.
31:41It is sexy.
31:42Very, very sophisticated.
31:44I mean, this is your fiancée in car form.
31:48Sometimes I just...
31:50I'm sorry?
31:51You know, it's not too late to back out.
31:53Still time to leg it.
31:55Yo.
31:56As if she's gonna say no to this prime piece of beefsteak.
32:00I've told you.
32:01Will you just let me do the organising?
32:04You probably won't get it anywhere.
32:06Too short notice.
32:07Honey.
32:08Money talks.
32:09And you throw enough spondulics at something and they will roll over.
32:14This is Aunty's only gift.
32:16Or one that keeps giving.
32:18Yeah, well, you know, that's fair enough.
32:21But I don't want to lose sight of what this wedding's really all about.
32:25And what's that?
32:26Love.
32:27You listen to her.
32:28Isn't she just like a queen amongst women?
32:29Hmm?
32:30Hmm?
32:31Hmm?
32:32Here they go.
32:33Here they go.
32:34Here they go.
32:35Here they go.
32:36Here they go.
32:37Nah, I don't care who sees us.
32:39That's how it go with Kevin.
32:53What did he have to say for himself?
32:57The man's a total wreck.
32:59Well, yeah, obviously.
33:01And I have done some terrible things in my time, but...
33:04I'm lying about his health.
33:06Yeah, it's not him, though, is it?
33:08I mean, he's the last person I...
33:10Well, please don't tell me you're falling for it.
33:12Are you feeling sorry for him after everything he's put us through?
33:15We've got to stop this.
33:17Now.
33:18Well, it's a bit late for that.
33:20He's already on his knees.
33:22If we got together, it would finish him.
33:24He might end up doing something really stupid.
33:27Yeah, well, that ship has well and truly sailed.
33:29You know what I'm saying?
33:31Me and you together is the worst thing we can do.
33:36And then what about your kids?
33:38They need you.
33:40Oh, I get it.
33:43Don't make this into something it's not.
33:48Oh.
33:52So you have basically lied to get your leg over?
33:57You loved him once.
34:00You can love him again.
34:01Like, is that easy?
34:03I just don't know what he'd do without you.
34:05But that's...that's not my problem.
34:09Don't I deserve a life?
34:10Don't I deserve to be happy?
34:14Go on, Mabby.
34:16To your husband.
34:18Look, why don't I just pull these forward?
34:35Like, open the space up.
34:37They could lie full length.
34:38What, half in the boot, half in the bike?
34:40That's the hell.
34:42All right, lads?
34:43Oh.
34:44Getting a bit streamy in there, innit?
34:45Gonna get yourself one of them condensation mitts.
34:47Yeah, well, funnily enough, my mind was elsewhere.
34:50Oh, I deemed Mr Spray would do the job.
34:52Yeah, but you know we don't make an habit of, um...
34:55Well, you know, in the back of the...
34:57Nose getting off my nose.
34:58Pull your boots.
35:02Right, come on then, Tyrone.
35:03Get your spanner out.
35:05Have a fiddle with me big end.
35:07Big end?
35:08You said it was a flat...
35:10Ah, right, you're messing with me, aren't you?
35:11I just like saying big end.
35:13Er...funny him, innit?
35:15Tell you what, if I was gay, I'd go for someone like you.
35:18If I put my mind to it, I reckon I could turn you.
35:20Er, are you hitting on my boyfriend?
35:23What? No.
35:24I bat for the other side, don't I?
35:27Ah, yeah.
35:28I knew you was anyway, so that's fine.
35:30Right, I'll grab my tool and...
35:33I'll fix your tyre and get you back on the road, yeah?
35:40You just snogged me in front of our neighbour, Mr Silverton.
35:42Yeah.
35:43So what are you gonna do about it?
35:45Snog you right back.
35:47You know I don't like PDAs, as you call them,
35:53but that doesn't mean that I don't...
35:56love you.
36:00Sorry, I...I've all...I didn't...
36:04I don't know, I've been the same.
36:08I love you.
36:09I am so sorry. I know what I did was unforgivable.
36:22I know it'll take time, but can we try and get past this?
36:25Look, Nava, you and me, we're good together.
36:31You always said we make a great team.
36:34You and me.
36:35The kids.
36:37We've got a great life.
36:38Save your breath, I'm done.
36:40Look, I know you're feeling like that now, but...
36:42there's nothing you can say that will make any of this all right.
36:45Like I said, I'm done.
36:46I'm leaving you.
36:48No.
36:49I'm procuring mine and Alfie's stuff.
36:51And then I'm out of here.
36:53For good.
37:03Shove something on on the jukebox, will ya?
37:07Hey, what about, er, getting happy, Dolly Parton?
37:10That'll get the place bouncing in the whole time, won't it?
37:12Yeah, not my cup of tea.
37:13Right, do you know what?
37:14I once went to a fancy dress party dressed as Dolly.
37:17I did, yeah.
37:18Hair piled up, dead big, bouncy.
37:21Ton of make-up, like.
37:23Yeah.
37:29Oh, yeah, you're welcome.
37:31I've been worried about you.
37:33Should have guessed you'd be in here.
37:36Dr Lager to the rescue.
37:38Can I join you?
37:40Look.
37:43I'm glad Dee Dee's decided to step up.
37:46I just hate that it's been so tough on you.
37:52I mean, it's relief that she's seen since,
37:55because if she'd given up her own daughter,
37:57she'd never be able to forgive herself.
38:00I had my heart set on being Leila's dad.
38:02Yeah, but you're still a young man.
38:04You've got years ahead of you.
38:05It's not like you've got the clock ticking on your fertility or whatever.
38:09It all felt so perfect.
38:11I fell in love with Leila the moment I clapped eyes on her.
38:13You will still be a big part of her life.
38:17It won't be the same.
38:19It won't be easy.
38:20But I know you want what's best for her.
38:22I'm sure you'll do the decent thing.
38:28And support your sister.
38:32She's gonna make a lovely mum to that little girl.
38:35Sorry.
38:49There you sound it.
38:51How about one more time with a bit of feeling?
38:53You're all right.
38:54Don't milk it.
38:55You know what?
38:56Just forget it.
38:58Well, he needs to realise what he's done, Nick.
39:00I mean, I know she's not innocent in any of this,
39:02but you don't want him turning into the local nutter, do you?
39:05No, that's your claim to fame.
39:07But he's weird.
39:09He's weird.
39:10He's weird.
39:29I'm sorry.
39:33It's been to a terrible all, didn't you?
39:36We're meant to be the adults here.
39:38You know what happened that day?
39:40He's just messed with his head.
39:43Yeah.
39:45Why don't you take him to see his shrink?
39:47I always thought about him.
39:48Toy mentioned it.
39:51I think for once I agree with her.
39:58You packing your stuff?
40:02Where are you going?
40:03Nowhere.
40:04I'm just having a little break.
40:06What about my dad?
40:09Your dad's got Debbie, Tyrone.
40:11He's got Sally and Tim.
40:12I'm sure they'll all rally round.
40:14No.
40:16They're not you.
40:18He needs you.
40:20I know it's been dead hard on you.
40:22Him having cancer.
40:24But he's better now.
40:26This should be a really happy time.
40:27Yeah.
40:28Yeah.
40:29I know.
40:30But, erm...
40:32Jack, things have changed.
40:35How?
40:38Look, the truth is, Jack...
40:43I am...
40:44I'm just...
40:45I'm tired.
40:46That's all.
40:48So...
40:49Let me dad take care of you for a bit.
40:51And we'll I'll help as well.
40:53And cook tea if you want.
40:55You don't have to do that.
40:57It'll only be beans on toast.
40:59Nothing fancy.
41:01Sorry.
41:03I'm being selfish, aren't I?
41:05I just need a little bit of space, that's all.
41:07I'll go and have a bath or something.
41:09So, you're not leaving us?
41:10No, don't worry, it's fine.
41:12I'm staying put.
41:15Thanks, Abby.
41:17Don't be daft.
41:20Look...
41:23If you didn't have you...
41:25You couldn't have coped with all of this.
41:27You're his rock.
41:35Right, I'm doing my best to keep an eye on your dad.
41:38But give her half a chance, he'll be all over them finances.
41:41It'd take him about two minutes to spot that the sums don't add up.
41:43No, I'm up to here with it, Hardy.
41:45I'm on pins!
41:47I'm really sorry about all this.
41:49I don't want to put her down on your big date.
41:54Hiya, sweetheart. Hi.
41:57There she is.
41:59Back again.
42:01Can't keep awake, can you?
42:02Yes, well, I've been foggling weddings.
42:04Well...
42:05If I'm gonna go to this wedding with you,
42:06is there some sort of dress code?
42:08No, don't think so.
42:09Right, okay, so what about colours?
42:11Because I've been on the forums online
42:12and this was this woman that went ape
42:14because this other woman was wearing a dress
42:16that was white, by the way,
42:17and she weren't even the bride.
42:19I can't imagine Bernie stressing over something stupid like that.
42:22Right.
42:24What about wearing mad hats?
42:25Because I've seen one online,
42:26it's like a meat potato pie one
42:27with, like, two sticks pointing out of it.
42:29Well, if anyone could make that slate, it's you.
42:33Yeah.
42:37Look,
42:38Addy, I'm really grateful that you asked me, but...
42:41You binning me up?
42:42No, it's not that.
42:43It's just people are gonna assume we're a couple
42:45and, you know, it might be a bit too much too soon.
42:48Yeah.
42:49No, I...
42:50I get it.
42:51You're right.
42:53I am buzzing, you ask me, though.
42:55Dead buzzing.
42:58Right, well...
43:02Bye.
43:03Bye.
43:08Calm down, Darby.
43:09Tell me you feel much better...
43:15You still here?
43:20What, change your mind?
43:22Whatever it is.
43:24Thanks.
43:25I saw the kids.
43:26What do you think?
43:27Look, this doesn't have to be the end of us.
43:30I promise you, I will do anything.
43:33Anything at all to make it up to you.
43:52Three more than you...
43:53Gomale you.
43:54Then you chage among heart.
43:55Oh, I hope you bring to you.
43:56From me, sorry about you, like...
43:57Once titties into the end of you, you still oppose.
43:58I'm really hungry, but I have no doubt.
43:59And I'll take you to the end of me again, too.
44:00I'll take you to the end of me alone...
44:02I'm full ofmsigh and good in the end of you.
44:12So I was still the end of you asks us to do, and I will continue to believe across you.
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