The Funniest Ufo Podcast Ever Recorded (ft. Comedians Dan St. Germain & Sean Donnelly)

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Transcript

00:00:00What's up, Edders? Patrick here with Vetted. I have a very special episode for y'all today.

00:00:05I am joined by two stand-up comedians, Dan St. Germain and Sean Donnelly,

00:00:10who run a podcast called Burbs Bros, where they cover the UFO phenomena with a little bit of humor.

00:00:16Well, they brought the humor, y'all. In my opinion, this is the funniest UFO podcast ever released,

00:00:22and I think as you watch it, you'll understand what I mean.

00:00:26Now, I do want to give a disclaimer. They're all just jokes. Don't take anything personally.

00:00:31We definitely did a lot of roasting of people, events, things, but it's all in good fun.

00:00:36And again, it's just jokes.

00:00:40All right, so let's jump into the show.

00:00:42Now, we begin kind of abruptly in the middle of a conversation.

00:00:46So, you know, a little background. We're talking about JFK and Dealey Plaza and his assassination.

00:00:52And so we just, you know, I'm going to basically just put you right in the middle of that conversation.

00:00:58And again, get ready to laugh, y'all.

00:01:00I don't know about you, but I needed a little levity.

00:01:04I've been feeling a little bit down in this topic, if I'm being honest,

00:01:07and a little bit overworked and overwhelmed with a lot of different things that I have going on.

00:01:11And I've made a few mistakes in some videos recently that I made, and I don't like that at all.

00:01:17You know, yesterday I made a mistake with my Richard Dolan video, and, you know, again,

00:01:24just needed to reset myself, and this podcast helped do that.

00:01:27So if you're in for some laughs, this is the show for you.

00:01:30Don't forget to hit that like button, Betters.

00:01:32That really helps out the videos.

00:01:33And of course, if you're not already subscribed, hit that subscribe button.

00:01:36I put out new videos every week about the UFO phenomena,

00:01:39and I'm trying to get to 100,000 subscribers before the end of the year.

00:01:42And that people would run out to the X and take photos.

00:01:49And I was like, oh, that's probably something that happens.

00:01:51When I go, I'm not going to see that, right?

00:01:54I think I saw it 15 times.

00:01:57I saw people almost get hit by cars at least 10 of those times.

00:02:00People die that way.

00:02:01Yes, they do.

00:02:02I know it's insane.

00:02:03They put another X.

00:02:03They have multiple Xs for the people that died.

00:02:06That's the funniest way to die ever.

00:02:09Imagine you die, then you meet John F. Kennedy immediately.

00:02:13Afterwards in heaven.

00:02:14And he's like, hi there.

00:02:15Welcome to heaven.

00:02:16And I'm like, oh, it's so interesting.

00:02:18I actually was killed in the same spot.

00:02:21Oh, are you a politician?

00:02:22Was it an assassin?

00:02:23No, we marked the spot where your wife picked up your fucking head

00:02:27and showed it to everybody.

00:02:28And I, like a fucking moron, went out there and was hit by a Camry.

00:02:32So that's why I'm fucking here.

00:02:34Did you progress civil rights by decades?

00:02:37No, I wanted a selfie.

00:02:38I actually work at Jimmy John's.

00:02:42So, I think you're in the wrong place there.

00:02:47You should be going to the low with J. Edgar Hoover.

00:02:49You're so invalid, my assassination spot.

00:02:53Oh, my God.

00:02:55Y'all can't see it, but I'm crying.

00:02:58Under these glasses.

00:03:00Oh, my God, dude.

00:03:02Oh, that's so funny.

00:03:02That's a funny idea.

00:03:04There's just 400 Xs on the show.

00:03:06Just Xs.

00:03:07And it just goes.

00:03:09It just goes for miles, too.

00:03:11A guy named Kennedy was killed here, but not the one.

00:03:15Yeah.

00:03:15Do you differentiate?

00:03:17I guess you make it red.

00:03:19It was 1,500 tours a day.

00:03:21Just all the different dead people.

00:03:23It just becomes a game of tic-tac-toe.

00:03:25They start putting O's in there.

00:03:27Oh, yeah.

00:03:28That is funny.

00:03:28I didn't do a museum, though.

00:03:31Oh, yeah.

00:03:32Yeah.

00:03:32They have actually a lot of weird museums.

00:03:34I used to live downtown Dallas right by Dealey Plaza.

00:03:39So, I would walk by it on my way to work, go there all the time.

00:03:42And I was always thinking about that.

00:03:44I live right now.

00:03:45I could see it from my window where JFK got shot.

00:03:50It's the greatest conspiracy of all time.

00:03:53Yeah.

00:03:53I was in Dallas recently because I was writing for Monday Night Raw.

00:03:58But the last time I was there, before that, I was there as a comedian.

00:04:00This place, Dallas Comedy Club.

00:04:02Shout out, Ruth.

00:04:04And they have the George W. Bush Museum.

00:04:06And I went to that.

00:04:07And that is like a children's museum.

00:04:09There's, like, fucking blocks and, like, pictures that he drew.

00:04:14Like, you're welcome.

00:04:14I'm like, who drew this little kid?

00:04:15And you realize it's George W. Bush.

00:04:16What, his paintings or something?

00:04:17That's one of his paintings in the cabin area.

00:04:20And then there's, you know, pictures of him and his dad.

00:04:22You know, him and his dad.

00:04:23His dad and stuff.

00:04:24And then there's a room where they're just cunning.

00:04:26They just count money from Baghdad.

00:04:30It's like that scene from Casino.

00:04:32It's like that room from Three Kings.

00:04:34And they're just golden eggs.

00:04:37Yeah, all the gold.

00:04:38Yeah, that's right.

00:04:38That's a great underrated movie.

00:04:39Great movie.

00:04:41Oh, very underrated.

00:04:42Maniac of a director, apparently.

00:04:43But great movie.

00:04:44David O. Russell.

00:04:45Yeah.

00:04:46But, you know, I really like I Heart Huckabees.

00:04:48I think that's super underrated.

00:04:50It is.

00:04:50I think that's a really good movie.

00:04:53Look, guys, let's jump into some shit that I have for y'all.

00:04:56Okay.

00:04:57We're excited.

00:04:57Because y'all have no idea what I have prepared.

00:05:01Oh, shit.

00:05:02All right.

00:05:02So I got a bunch of questions that y'all are perfect as comedians to give the answers to.

00:05:10And then later on, what we're going to do is I'm going to tell y'all a very famous UFO story.

00:05:16And we're going to kind of go in chunks.

00:05:17And I'll just get your take on each part as we go through, if that makes sense.

00:05:20And kind of get your take on this particular story.

00:05:24Yeah, let's do it.

00:05:25I'm locked and I'm in the zone, Patrick.

00:05:30You know what?

00:05:32If you're fat, wear a hockey jersey, by the way.

00:05:34You have no idea how fat I am.

00:05:36You really can't hide yourself in that.

00:05:40That is a good point.

00:05:41You're a little man.

00:05:43Yeah.

00:05:46All right.

00:05:47This is a you've probably never been asked this question.

00:05:51If aliens landed during your set.

00:05:55Would you roast them?

00:05:56Try to get them to heckle the crowd.

00:05:57How would you handle that?

00:06:00I, I, I, with aliens land during my set.

00:06:03I, yeah, I think you have to say something about the alien landing.

00:06:09I think I would just, the crowd, the first person in history to do crowd work with an alien.

00:06:14And then just, and also there's so much stuff that happens in a comedy.

00:06:17This is a great question because there's so much stuff that happens in a comedy room that like aliens landing, like, like, like, just when he drops a fork and people turn around aliens landing, you wouldn't be able to get a joke out.

00:06:27You'd be, I had a guy right before I went up, a guy proposed to his girlfriend from the audience.

00:06:33Aliens landing, the show would be done.

00:06:35They'd be the show.

00:06:35That's it.

00:06:36It's, it's, it's, it's done.

00:06:37I would just be pumped.

00:06:38Someone showed up to my show.

00:06:41I'd be like, oh my God, did you hear about birds, bros?

00:06:43Do you see me on vetted?

00:06:44Is that what?

00:06:45They're like, actually, uh, actually Theo Vaughn's across the street.

00:06:49Sorry.

00:06:50They'd be like, oh, thank you so much for buying a ticket.

00:06:53It was a, it was, it was, it was papered and he gave it to us.

00:06:58That would be funny.

00:06:59The first contact we make is with a Barker in Times Square going, you have to come.

00:07:03We have Dave Chappelle on this show.

00:07:06I'm the Comedy Central placard.

00:07:08Comedy Central is not even a thing anymore.

00:07:09Yeah.

00:07:10But if you didn't know in Times Square, there's all these people that like basically ask, like, hey, come to our comedy show.

00:07:15Dave Chappelle's going to be there.

00:07:16Robin Williams, isn't Robin Williams dead?

00:07:18Shut up, motherfucker.

00:07:20That's basically what their game is.

00:07:23Robin with the Y.

00:07:24Yeah, Robin with the Y.

00:07:27They, they, they dress, they, a lot of these guys get their own setups and they'll get their own mics.

00:07:31So they're, they're amplified in Times Square and it works.

00:07:34They get people into these places under false pretense.

00:07:36Oh yeah.

00:07:37I mean, it sounds like in Europe when they're trying to get in those restaurants.

00:07:39You ever been there where they stand outside the restaurant and they're just like, hey, come on in.

00:07:42We got the menu.

00:07:43We got this.

00:07:44We got that.

00:07:44You know, you're just like, ah, you're like, I just ate here.

00:07:48You know, like you just paid your bill.

00:07:50They're still trying to bring you in for a second meal.

00:07:53Yeah.

00:07:53They'll get you back.

00:07:54The worst thing, Patrick, when I have, I've had that happen and they're like right next to a Chipotle, but I really wanted to go to Chipotle.

00:08:00So I'm like, look, I know you guys are about to lose the place because you can't pay your rent, but, uh, I really want to check out this, this honey barbacoa chicken.

00:08:11I mean, they roll the burritos the same way.

00:08:15Like, you're like, you're like, it's also the most American thing to do.

00:08:18And I mean, like, I, I'm sorry, what?

00:08:20I'm sorry.

00:08:20I have to go to Chipotle.

00:08:21What's funny is that Chipotle is like flexing.

00:08:26Like, we don't need anybody outside to bring people in.

00:08:28Yes.

00:08:29No, not at all.

00:08:29You know what I mean?

00:08:30Our shit's too good.

00:08:31We got, we got barbacoa, baby.

00:08:33We're good to go.

00:08:35You know, I think it would be kind of funny if, um, if an alien did show up to the set and you just completely ignored it.

00:08:40You just acted like they're not even there.

00:08:42And everyone's just kind of like, look at you.

00:08:44Like what, what's going on?

00:08:45What the fuck?

00:08:46Yeah.

00:08:46The, that would, and you never know, like that could, like what, what situation that would happen where it's like, nobody would notice now that everybody knows everyone would look.

00:08:55Yeah, absolutely.

00:08:56But you did, but you just kept doing your set.

00:08:58You're just like, you just keep going.

00:08:59If it killed Tony, no one would notice an alien.

00:09:01They would be too busy calling like a Puerto Rican, the N word to notice the pleading in the back, the pleading to be old.

00:09:07We're right here.

00:09:07And they're like, yeah, but there's a fat chick in the front row.

00:09:10We got to get to her first.

00:09:11If it was just an alien, alien comes out in a wheelchair.

00:09:13They notice.

00:09:15If it happens to be like an overweight black alien or an alien with a learning disability, then they'll, you know, shoot.

00:09:24Tony Hinch is going to have to be like, look at this midget.

00:09:27Something, something edgy.

00:09:29Yeah.

00:09:29Oh, you just do chemo?

00:09:34You just do chemo.

00:09:36I'm straight, I swear.

00:09:39Oh my God.

00:09:42Oh, okay.

00:09:44If you, oh, this is interesting.

00:09:46If you, what's the funniest thing you think an alien might misunderstand about human comedy?

00:09:53Um, I don't know.

00:09:58It seems like, you know, there's not been one, you know, that's a good, that's a good question, Patrick, because, you know, I read that John Mack book abductions and I, you know, obviously Sean and I, and you have read so many of these goddamn abduction stories.

00:10:09I can't remember, and you know, way more than I do, Patrick, I can't remember one story where an alien or an extraterrestrial or an interdimensional being had a sense of humor.

00:10:20I remember them being nice or sometimes cold or mean, but never, have you, have you, have you heard of one that was like, hilarious?

00:10:26They never show up.

00:10:27He was hilarious.

00:10:29Like, yeah, I've never heard like a guy, like it gets the operating table, like bend over.

00:10:35Ah, just joking.

00:10:36We know, we know you think you're going to, we know you think that we're going to probe you.

00:10:40We're not into that.

00:10:41We have a TV.

00:10:42I'm kind of on the lines of Dan, because I, I go right to galaxy quest when I think what they would think.

00:10:50And I think they wouldn't get impressionists because they're like, oh, you're lying about who you are.

00:10:55Like, they're like, we're so, say, they say it is future humans.

00:10:59They're like, we're so far beyond the pretense of acting and being phony.

00:11:04And we're all one big on the hill of, of telepathy and, and we're in consciousness.

00:11:09We don't have to be somebody else.

00:11:11And then, and then, you know, somebody comes out with like their, their Trump impression or they're like, they're like Christopher Walken.

00:11:17And they're like, what are you doing?

00:11:18We don't understand Larry the Cable Guy isn't really Southern.

00:11:23No, talent is an insult.

00:11:29So that's interesting that I think they just, he's right.

00:11:32That's so funny.

00:11:33They've never, there's never a story where they come down and they just like, kind of like drop their pants.

00:11:38Yeah, they don't even like, not even like a little one where they're like, oh.

00:11:41Sorry, I got to put this probe in my fucking supervisor Nemo up there.

00:11:44Jesus Christ.

00:11:47Every, you know, when you're a hammer, every problem's a nail, you know, like, you never seem like, like, have just fun banter.

00:11:53Yeah, they're never, there's not, like, you never, even though the grays are supposed to be the worker aliens, you never hear them complain like a union worker would, would on earth.

00:12:01They're never like, I got to work a double today on this fucking shit.

00:12:06God damn it.

00:12:06They're going to, they're going to replace me with Mac and Mac and me if I don't fucking get this converter done.

00:12:12Max, Max, old family.

00:12:14You know what's so funny?

00:12:15Because I'm so in a zombie where I just got done with Andor, which is incredible if you haven't seen it yet.

00:12:19Oh yeah.

00:12:20But there are all these, like, goofy-looking aliens doing normal things there, which is so, like, because we're all used to, but there, they're like, 50 cents for Tylenol, please.

00:12:30You know, like, they're all, like, they're in the galaxy.

00:12:32So it's less, like, you know, ethereal.

00:12:34It's just an alien bodega.

00:12:36There are so many bodegas in Andor.

00:12:38That's like, you're right, because even when it was George Lucas, they walk into that bar, whatever it is, and they're like, it's doing something normal, but it looks weird because they're alien.

00:12:49They're like, he's playing the piano, but he's like, it's not like him playing Billy Joel.

00:12:55He's like, it has to be, like, alien music.

00:12:59It can't just be, like, normal.

00:13:00Like, hey, do you have any Springsteen?

00:13:02To be fair, that alien doesn't black out and start yelling at his assistant halfway through Piano Man, so at least a plus on that.

00:13:10And they only never drove a car into somebody's house, yeah.

00:13:12Oh, my God.

00:13:14That's what's something we don't see.

00:13:16We never see, like, a drunk alien crashing and being like, oh, fuck, Doris is going to be so pissed.

00:13:24You never see.

00:13:24Wrong planet.

00:13:26Yeah, that's funny.

00:13:27Sometimes, like, you'll hear the stories of them, like, oh, wait, do you have the, who's the guy Jason Sands everyone thinks is alive?

00:13:32Now, he'll be like, do you have Trillium or something like that?

00:13:34Oh, we don't have it, fuck.

00:13:35But you never, you never just see them doing anything human of, like, oh, God, you know, like, this sucks.

00:13:43I always ask when they say, oh, there's a, there's a hidden base under this mountain or there's an underwater bay.

00:13:49I always ask, what are they doing all day?

00:13:51Yeah.

00:13:51What do these people do all day?

00:13:53I mean, do they have, just like I was saying, do they have regular jobs?

00:13:56Are they, like, what, what the fuck are they doing all day?

00:13:59Do they watch the TV?

00:14:01I'm sorry.

00:14:01J-Rod apparently is funny.

00:14:03You know, that guy, Dan.

00:14:04Dan Burrish.

00:14:05He says J-Rod is funny.

00:14:07He says J-Rod.

00:14:07He drops jokes.

00:14:08He said he's funny as hell.

00:14:09That's what he said in that interview.

00:14:11He didn't give an example.

00:14:12I imagine it wasn't that funny.

00:14:14J-Rod.

00:14:14Is he funny because he thinks he, like, talks funny, like you're laughing at him, or he's

00:14:19making jokes and he's, does it make sense?

00:14:21What if it's like J-Rod, the alien, was just laughing at all his jokes to get him out of

00:14:24the room?

00:14:25Is it?

00:14:25And he thought that, oh, yeah, he's hilarious.

00:14:27Like, when someone laughs at you, you're like, that guy's funny.

00:14:29It's like, no, you think you're funny.

00:14:30Is J-Rod funny because he has the name of, like, a black WB-90s sitcom star?

00:14:34Oh, J-Rod's house.

00:14:39J-Rod done did it.

00:14:41And then it was like, oh, shit, J-Rod.

00:14:48He's losing their minds.

00:14:51Oh, bro, Martin as J-Rod.

00:14:54It is a cool name, J-Rod.

00:14:56I mean, yeah, I guess.

00:14:59It's an alien's white.

00:15:00His name's Jared.

00:15:01Yeah.

00:15:04Oh, OK.

00:15:07If you if you had to write a joke for an alien audience, what does that look like?

00:15:15Like, hey, are you doing like physical humor?

00:15:20You think that would translate Latino audiences?

00:15:23Yeah.

00:15:23I mean, like they look like when I get up in front of a Latino audience, they're like,

00:15:26this guy's got no confidence.

00:15:28So I can't do it with humans, let alone.

00:15:31Look at him wearing that hockey jersey, hiding his figure.

00:15:34The more we talk, the more it looks like Patrick's interviewing two ICE agents.

00:15:40No, we voted.

00:15:41We voted Kamala Harris like fucking idiots.

00:15:46We voted for the sister-in-law of the Uber executive.

00:15:50Oh, shit.

00:15:53I was trying to think what it would be like.

00:15:56I think you're right.

00:15:57It'd have to be like a silent like you can't you can't you can't try to like you can't

00:16:01try to like like like appeal to the aliens.

00:16:04You have to be yourself.

00:16:05You can't be like, I just got in from Earth and my gleeplops are killing me.

00:16:08You know, it's what if they laugh weird?

00:16:11They're just like, oh, fuck.

00:16:14I don't even want this.

00:16:16They laugh like they're orgasming.

00:16:22And when they orgasm, they laugh like us.

00:16:24You know, it's like it's like which I'm used to.

00:16:26So that wouldn't be.

00:16:27Yeah.

00:16:27They're telepathic so I could just pause.

00:16:35They're telepathic so I could just pause.

00:16:37And then somebody is like, oh, wait, did you forget?

00:16:39No, I'm doing it.

00:16:40It worked for them.

00:16:42I know you didn't hear a laugh because they laugh in their fucking heads.

00:16:45All right.

00:16:46That's the difference.

00:16:48Hey, which one did you like better?

00:16:49The earlier late show?

00:16:50Well, time is a circle, so it doesn't really matter.

00:16:55Not really, but I also killed at the same time.

00:16:58Isn't bombing killing?

00:17:00Can I borrow $600?

00:17:03Oh, God.

00:17:04Oh, God.

00:17:06Okay.

00:17:07That's.

00:17:07Oh, man.

00:17:08All right.

00:17:08That's funny.

00:17:10This is interesting.

00:17:11Maybe this goes along the same lines.

00:17:14Do you think aliens would have their own version of stand-up comedy?

00:17:18Yes.

00:17:18Well.

00:17:19Right.

00:17:19Well, if J-Rod has anything to do about it.

00:17:21Yeah.

00:17:22Yeah.

00:17:23Maybe that's it.

00:17:24He's a stand-up comedian.

00:17:26You know.

00:17:27I just thought.

00:17:28Stuck on Earth.

00:17:29Patrick, it's so funny you bring this up because we had an episode.

00:17:31We had a segment on our podcast, which I don't know if it's out.

00:17:34We have Christina, Anthony, and Tamnik.

00:17:35But what would your ideal planet be?

00:17:37And I think my least ideal planet would be like showing up on the whole planet's an open mic.

00:17:42Like, that would be a fucking nightmare.

00:17:45Like, yeah.

00:17:46We all watch ourselves.

00:17:47We eat.

00:17:48Everyone on the planet gives five minutes.

00:17:50How many?

00:17:51Seven trillion.

00:17:52No!

00:17:55It's seven trillion open micers in a row.

00:17:58That's.

00:17:59Oh, my God.

00:18:00That's your.

00:18:00That's a hell right now.

00:18:01That is hell.

00:18:02That is.

00:18:02So you asked what would, what would they have stand-up?

00:18:07Yeah.

00:18:08But I wonder, based off what we know about aliens, like you said about J-Rod, like, like, oh, J-Rod was funny.

00:18:13Is it a thing where it's like, it would probably feel how, like, AI feels when they're funny to you.

00:18:20When you're like, when you get the glitch of humanity that happens from AI, you're like, that was pretty good.

00:18:25Like, like, like, like, like, even when they're like being human and you, and then you'd be off put by it.

00:18:29Like, they were like, they'd probably like telepathically connect with you and be funny.

00:18:34But you'd be like, are you, is it you or are you just making yourself more human so I, I, I, I, more endearing to me?

00:18:43The funniest thing an alien has ever done, besides Stephen Miller trying to get it up, is, I would say, E.T. wearing the old lady costume in E.T.

00:18:55That was hilarious.

00:18:56When he was walking around and he looked like, but he kind of, like, if it was a woman, it'd be sad.

00:19:00Like, if he was a woman, you'd be like, oh, this woman's on fucking pills.

00:19:03Yeah.

00:19:04So, yeah, wouldn't their comedy be more advanced?

00:19:09If everything else is advanced, wouldn't, maybe the laughter is just.

00:19:12I hope they leave comedy behind it.

00:19:13The jokes are so crazy.

00:19:15If you're supposed to be, if you're post-human, just leave comedy behind.

00:19:19Just leave.

00:19:20I don't know.

00:19:21Because here's the thing.

00:19:22What, if you're, all these experiences are pure joy, how do you top?

00:19:26I can't kill after pure joy.

00:19:28I can't, I can't do better than your, what Jake Barber described with that, he connected with that thing.

00:19:33Like, he's like, I felt like my mother's embraced it.

00:19:36I was, I was happy and sad at the same time.

00:19:38I'm like, oh my God, this is the greatest show of all time.

00:19:40Yeah, I don't, I didn't watch the Jake Barber interview, but I was like, you know what I want to watch?

00:19:45Mitch Fattel after this, which is, that's a real deep cut for you guys.

00:19:49Yeah, yeah.

00:19:49But yeah, I, I, I agree with Sean.

00:19:52It, it, it seems very, it would be a big bummer.

00:19:55Because I think one of the reasons that America has the funniest standup and the funniest, even though like England has the best actors, we have the best comedy.

00:20:03And I think that's because we have just so much trauma and a history of trauma in this country, you know, and it's like, who are the funniest people in this country?

00:20:12The black people and the Jewish people, the people who've been through the most shit.

00:20:14The third funniest, probably Irish also been through a shitload of shit.

00:20:18So like, if you, we have all those people and we have all the, everybody at once.

00:20:21So if you get to the planet and it's funnier than America, you're fucked.

00:20:25But it wouldn't be hilarious to find out that like the comedy business for aliens is like ours and they've just been probing people for like the likes.

00:20:35We're living on the earth.

00:20:36We're all from William Morris.

00:20:39That would make sense.

00:20:40Oh, this is why you guys are so bad at parties.

00:20:45Yeah.

00:20:45If you mean that's a really deep cut thing.

00:20:47Industry people are the most awkward motherfuckers on the planet.

00:20:50Sorry.

00:20:51I'm cursing.

00:20:51The most awkward people on the planet.

00:20:54You go to parties with them and they, they don't know how to have a conversation, you know, so that they might be aliens that make a lot of sense to me.

00:21:01I've had conversations with agents from like, this would be easier if you were sexually harassing.

00:21:06You know what I mean?

00:21:06Like this, I would be much easier if I was a woman being hit on rather than you try and relate to me as a man.

00:21:12At least it makes sense.

00:21:13Yeah.

00:21:14But yeah, I think they'd have, they'd probably have comedy, but I think it is like, it's funny.

00:21:18You see it or not to get too into the answer, but you see it happening already.

00:21:23It's going to be met, not, you know, late nights going away.

00:21:26You know, once you have no more late night shows and everything's online and podcasting kind of taking over, it might even be a thing that people go.

00:21:33Remember, they used to have a thing called standup.

00:21:34Like, you know, you give it 50 years.

00:21:36What is it?

00:21:37I mean, it is.

00:21:37It is hilarious.

00:21:38That's interesting.

00:21:39I was talking to one late night producers.

00:21:41Give me all these fucking notes.

00:21:42And this, I ended up not doing the show, but in my head, I'm like, yeah, or I could just put this online and get more views.

00:21:49You know what I mean?

00:21:50Like at this point, it's like, it's like, I go with like, I'll just say, look at the Tonight Show sets.

00:21:55They're all like 20 or 30,000 views, you know?

00:21:58Like, and it's like, then you have somebody who's like, I'm Captain Queef and it's like half a million fucking views.

00:22:03So it's like the gatekeep, like when you see that people are making a comedy and that the gatekeepers have nothing to do with it, then it usually means that that part of comedy is over.

00:22:13And dude, if you, and to give you an idea of what I just said about comedy, like standup going away, when you look, you're looking up now, if you look at the Fallon videos on YouTube, the one, like him playing darts with like Rihanna gets like a million views.

00:22:26Because standups get like 30,000 and they used to have a thing when, when live TV was a thing, you could track like how the episode was doing during the, like, you know, the Nielsen ratings, whatever they call it.

00:22:37And they said it would drop by half if there was a standup on the show and it would go up by half if there was a, if there was a musician on the show.

00:22:45Yeah.

00:22:45Wow.

00:22:46And to give you an idea now, like it's like, if I get a, if I get 20, 30,000 views on a video, I'm like, oh, that was good.

00:22:52I don't think it was even great.

00:22:53I'm like, oh, that was good.

00:22:54That was good.

00:22:55That was solid video.

00:22:56So like, so it's like, what, like what the fuck?

00:22:59The whole media fucking forget about having said that I'm going to be submitting my tape to a late night show.

00:23:05Oh, fuck myself.

00:23:05Same one.

00:23:06Different one.

00:23:07Yeah.

00:23:07I'm going to be doing Ross cold heart.

00:23:08Actually.

00:23:10I'm following Jake Barber crying.

00:23:21You're going to follow the feminine energy.

00:23:23Now I want this Ross, Ross cold heart late night show.

00:23:28That's amazing.

00:23:29He can have it on news nation.

00:23:30They have gun felt.

00:23:31They can do that.

00:23:32We're going to get the mysteries of the universe, but first, the terrible Ross.

00:23:40I'm going to work on it.

00:23:41I'm so excited.

00:23:42He intros.

00:23:43He intros.

00:23:44This is why Ross is a great host.

00:23:46He intros the biggest losers with the greatest.

00:23:48He's like this person.

00:23:50Yeah.

00:23:50Oh, it's of John F. Kennedy.

00:23:52You find that they were like, they sold him whole wall.

00:23:56You can make anybody sound like they're amazing.

00:24:00The accent just does it.

00:24:01When he was talking to us, I was like, are we dignitaries?

00:24:04What's going on?

00:24:06Hello, Dan and Sean.

00:24:08Dan.

00:24:08First, he thought I was on the daily show, but it doesn't matter.

00:24:10We got him.

00:24:12We got him.

00:24:13He'll be back.

00:24:14Oh, I want you to get on Ross's monologue staff.

00:24:19Get some of that monologue union.

00:24:22You can write the intros.

00:24:24Yeah.

00:24:25All these guys are just dunking on the Wall Street Journal.

00:24:27If you've noticed this last like everybody.

00:24:29Absolutely.

00:24:30That's all they're talking about.

00:24:32These you have all just it's like the it's like the equivalent of like the slam dunk competition.

00:24:36But for the Wall Street Journal, they're just like, and you didn't bring up the big

00:24:41sir.

00:24:45Just just dunking threes.

00:24:46Yeah.

00:24:47How does that explain the radiated trees?

00:24:49Oh, crap.

00:24:51Crap circles.

00:24:52God.

00:24:53We're in a super game.

00:24:54Does it over?

00:24:55Yeah.

00:24:57The absolutely.

00:24:59Well, we were just talking about that in our latest episode about that.

00:25:02There was like there was a lot of stuff that it's like you cover in part of it.

00:25:07But it's like even Napa saying it with Jeremy.

00:25:10He was like, he's like, he goes, he's like, we've all these old things they said.

00:25:14We've said for 30 years, 40 years.

00:25:16I've said 90% of them aren't are explainable.

00:25:18And 90% of them, they might be us.

00:25:20Like, it's like, that's not what we're, you know, I think they think like, gotcha.

00:25:23It's us.

00:25:24And it's like, all right, is it for real?

00:25:26Because we don't think it is.

00:25:27Yeah.

00:25:28I don't know.

00:25:29What do you think, Patrick, about that Wall Street Journal article?

00:25:33I mean, yeah, it's like a lot of things in this community.

00:25:36Where's the evidence?

00:25:37Right.

00:25:37Like, if you're going to, if people are going to say, where's the evidence for this UFO story or UFO encounter or whistleblower, right, whatever claims he's making, I would say the same thing for this Wall Street Journal article.

00:25:48Like, they're saying things.

00:25:50Yeah.

00:25:51But they're not, they're not providing any evidence of the things they're saying.

00:25:54So I find that, you know, that should be a standard we uphold.

00:25:58And I also think it is funny that a lot of, quote, skeptics, even though I don't really like the labels either way, you know, self-defined skeptics are like, again, kind of like, yeah, see, this means all UFOs are bullshit.

00:26:12It's like, well, wait a second.

00:26:13That's not true if this article is real or not.

00:26:17If it's real, that doesn't dismiss the phenomenon, you know.

00:26:20There's no nail in the coffin.

00:26:22Not at all.

00:26:23Not at all.

00:26:23Either way.

00:26:24I do find it interesting.

00:26:25I think there's just nothing else to do right now.

00:26:27So everyone's just like slamming on the Wall Street Journal article.

00:26:32Yeah.

00:26:32But I think it'll just fade away.

00:26:33But I will say it's like Wall Street Journal, it's like, it's not the Times, but it is kind of like, it's Times adjacent for a publication doing this.

00:26:42I think it's just as reputable as the Times at this point.

00:26:45Maybe 10 years ago, the Times was more reputable, but the Times has been through a lot in a decade.

00:26:49Yeah.

00:26:49But the fact being is like, in order for you to put this thing to bed, you would have to show.

00:26:57I don't even know what the evidence they would have shown document wise to be like, hey, guys, it's been us the whole time.

00:27:03Here you go.

00:27:03Here's the mandate.

00:27:05Here's what this was.

00:27:06Here's this big one.

00:27:07Phoenix Lights was this project.

00:27:08This was boom.

00:27:09This was boom.

00:27:10This was boom.

00:27:10They have to do this.

00:27:11We paid Tilda Swinton to just wear a bald cap.

00:27:14Sorry.

00:27:16Sorry.

00:27:20I love Tilda Swinton, too.

00:27:25She's a great actress.

00:27:26She's great.

00:27:26She always is great.

00:27:27She's amazing.

00:27:28She's amazing.

00:27:29She's great.

00:27:30Michael Clayton.

00:27:30The truth.

00:27:31You know what I noticed?

00:27:31If you're a weirdo in everything, you're an excellent actor.

00:27:34Like her and Chris Walken are always good.

00:27:36Did you see that there's a thing online?

00:27:37I want to go back to your questions, Patrick.

00:27:40But Chris Walken saying that Bugs Bunny is one of his biggest influences as an actor?

00:27:45I see.

00:27:45He would pretend.

00:27:46He said he would be Bugs Bunny, right?

00:27:48Like his characters are like, you know, channel Bugs Bunny.

00:27:52Yeah.

00:27:53So like King of New York.

00:27:55That's really just, you know, the Acme story, you know, at the end of the day.

00:28:00There's a real similar scene between Bugs Bunny and Marvin the Martian as there was at the end of Deer Hunter, I noticed.

00:28:09Oh, yeah.

00:28:09With the guns, right?

00:28:10Yeah.

00:28:11With a buzzer.

00:28:12Yeah.

00:28:13The Reagan.

00:28:15Yeah, dude.

00:28:16I think Wall Street Journal adds they should have done it better.

00:28:20They should have been like, hey, this they should have had something in there that says this is we're explaining part of it.

00:28:26This could be the case.

00:28:27Like you have to remind, hey, disclaimer, remember, guys, there's a lot of projects you don't know about that the government has.

00:28:33So if you had that, you'd have more street cred right now and you wouldn't be as destroyed.

00:28:37But you have people kind of just, you know, like you said, just dunking on you with all these these facts about things that have been just, you know, completely like known for how many years?

00:28:47You know, I was I was talking to my discord today about this, like with this article.

00:28:53It's a great example of just mainstream media in general.

00:28:56Any story they do, especially bigger ones that they don't ever provide any evidence for what they're saying.

00:29:03They just report, you know, maybe sometimes on news, right, they'll show some video of something or whatever.

00:29:07But especially print, like it's just here's a story, no evidence.

00:29:13And I just, you know, the mainstream media is like fucked themselves for many years now where they're not trustworthy and they just rely on their credibility.

00:29:22Just trust us.

00:29:23You know, we're credible.

00:29:24Sixty year institution, you know, blah, blah, blah.

00:29:27And that's, yeah, no, to your point, Patrick, I think that, you know, if you read that Wall Street Journal article and then you read UFOs and nukes and you see how much fucking sighting is in UFOs and nukes and how many people he talked to and how many things he double checked versus this fucking Wall Street Journal article, it's you would have thought that, oh, the UFO nukes for the Wall Street Journal guy.

00:29:49Yeah, we have more research done.

00:29:51Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

00:29:53And it's a great, it's a great point you were just making about it.

00:29:55The idea that it's like, hey, what's good for the goose is good for the gander.

00:29:58If you're going to, if you're going to say there's no credible evidence from the, on the grush side and this, which you could have a point if it's a lot of it's hearsay.

00:30:04If you want to say that, cool.

00:30:05On the other side, you're going to debunk it with evidence.

00:30:08At least the Midwest guy will be like, here's the schematics of the plane that I think this is.

00:30:13Here's the, this I did research.

00:30:16You can't just say.

00:30:17Totally.

00:30:17He provides, he provides all that.

00:30:19Something about Kirkpatrick during him, which I can't believe they left it in, but they're like, Sean Patrick tried to reach out to David Grush after his hearing, but Grush refused saying that Kirkpatrick was compromised.

00:30:31Which, which apparently wasn't even, didn't even happen.

00:30:34Grush, right?

00:30:35Grush responded to that on some show and he said, I didn't, he never reached out to me or something.

00:30:38Right.

00:30:38Wasn't it?

00:30:39I forget what it was, but there was a whole, there was a whole thing.

00:30:42He did like other people with arrow reached out to him and he communicated.

00:30:47They were going to set up a meeting.

00:30:49The people showed up at whatever place they were going to meet and Grush just didn't show up.

00:30:54And then later emailed and said like, I'm just not comfortable with y'all.

00:30:57I don't trust y'all essentially.

00:30:59So that's it.

00:31:00That's where, that's where it stood.

00:31:01I mean, I mean, based off this, it's like, I don't get it.

00:31:05Yeah, exactly.

00:31:06You don't, but you don't blame him.

00:31:07Oh, I've heard so many crazy stories.

00:31:10Grush has been the most legitimate person I've seen talking about this most likely.

00:31:14And, and, and, and like you, he was saying, Fravor, Fravor, Fravor is, I tell you, Fravor

00:31:18comes off so, so straight up.

00:31:22But the other thing is with the, the, the Grush, the, the idea that the weird thing is

00:31:29this, I think what I keep having the back of my head when it comes to Kirkpatrick is

00:31:32is if he, if it is a, if it is a blue book, it is blue book all over again.

00:31:38It's like the balls on them to think like this same playbook is going to work, especially

00:31:43now with like the, the, the, the public is so much more sarcastic and read into this

00:31:48stuff.

00:31:48Right.

00:31:48And knows these, know these things coming a mile away.

00:31:51So the fact that they're like thinking like, we'll just do that, that whole blue book thing

00:31:55again, but we'll call it arrow devil's advocate.

00:31:58We just bombed Iraq.

00:31:59I mean, Iran.

00:32:02We're not great with long-term memory in this country, but this is, but that's not

00:32:08cloak and dagger.

00:32:09This is close.

00:32:10It's supposed to be cloak and dagger.

00:32:11And it's like, Hey, same exact playbook, same exact down the line thing that you're

00:32:15like, and then, but you, what you're, what this guy, because he has more credentials,

00:32:20you think than the, you're the average Schmoet or the guy that did the report back in the

00:32:23day that literally told the guy, he's like, I'm just getting, making this thing go away.

00:32:27I forget his name.

00:32:27This is from like the, the, not the report.

00:32:30You're talking about Paul Hynek.

00:32:31No, that's, that's no jail and Hynek.

00:32:34I mean, jail and Hynek was blue book.

00:32:38Right.

00:32:38Yeah.

00:32:39And the, the guy, there was a guy that was putting a report together from the history of

00:32:44the UFO stuff where he was, he told multiple people.

00:32:48He's like, I already made my mind up.

00:32:49Well, he was like, I'm, I'm done with this.

00:32:51He was going to, it might've been Hynek's boss for blue book.

00:32:54It might've been who you're talking about created the, the, the committee and had Hynek

00:32:58do the, the, the finding out.

00:33:00And he was like, I'm already done with this.

00:33:02I just forget his name.

00:33:03It was like probably fifties, like sixties, you know, whatever it is.

00:33:06Yeah.

00:33:06But the fact that they're still thinking with that mindset, thinking that people, the public

00:33:11now, especially now that you have the internet and now you have the, so many people are so

00:33:15connected and there's so much of a trove of information that they're just going to be

00:33:19like, Oh yeah, this guy's on the up and up.

00:33:21And then people just have all these questions about Kirkpatrick and like, and the process.

00:33:27Well said, look at that.

00:33:28And we're done.

00:33:29No, I'm just kidding.

00:33:30We're not, we're not, we're not done.

00:33:32Put a dot on that.

00:33:33Yeah.

00:33:34Yeah.

00:33:34I was expecting Sean to go like that.

00:33:40And now a UFO.

00:33:46Yeah.

00:33:47Now a UFO.

00:33:49All right.

00:33:50What, what do you think is the funniest thing about how humans portray aliens in movies?

00:33:57How humans portray aliens in movies?

00:33:59You mean, or just something peculiar?

00:34:01I don't know what, what, what's interesting about how they portray them.

00:34:04Like serious answer.

00:34:05It's it's, they're all like 99% of them are evil if that's not like a Lilo and stitch thing.

00:34:11So it all just seems like propaganda for the military industrial.

00:34:15If, if Stephen Greer wants to point to asymmetrical disclosure and that being an actual problem,

00:34:20he can look at like every, every fucking movie we've produced for the last hundred years

00:34:24of aliens.

00:34:25I think mine has got to be the voices.

00:34:28Cause it's, it ranges from, it ranges from everything from like, take us to your leader

00:34:33to like, like, like, like gay confirmed bachelor from the sixties.

00:34:37Like, like the one from family guy.

00:34:39Cause it's just like, Oh,

00:34:40there's no alien that shows up in one of these, one of these things on the TV movies.

00:34:49It's just like, Hey guys, what's up?

00:34:50I'm an alien.

00:34:51It's just never like, Hey, what's, what's going on?

00:34:53How are you guys up to?

00:34:53Like they're all, they're all RuPaul out of dread.

00:34:56Like when RuPaul's a dude, that's like what every single alien is.

00:35:02Yeah.

00:35:02It has to be like a thing.

00:35:04Like, Hey, you know, something to the voice, the greatest alien movies are like alien, you

00:35:10know?

00:35:10Like it's just a monster.

00:35:11It's the monster.

00:35:12It's a monster.

00:35:13That's the best.

00:35:14Yeah.

00:35:15Well, what about a rival?

00:35:17A rival is great.

00:35:18It's a monster, monsterish, but they're not, they're not malicious.

00:35:21Yeah, I would say that's, that would be, that's a true alien movie.

00:35:25Also, just like when you think about close encounters and Jacques Vallée was like the

00:35:28advisor on that.

00:35:29And then you watch a rival and you hear about like the whole people's theory about time

00:35:33and the consciousness thing.

00:35:33You're like, maybe they have some good thoughts on what is the actual real truth.

00:35:38Like the whole time is circle thing is like the, the being that if you saw it, you haven't

00:35:41seen it, spoiler alert, but, um, but that being ending and that the fact they went that

00:35:48way with it, I'm like, maybe they had a team of people on this thing.

00:35:51To make it really seem believable.

00:35:53You know, that's interesting.

00:35:54It's a good movie.

00:35:55I would say that that's probably true.

00:35:57Yeah.

00:35:58That's, that's kind of interesting.

00:35:59Yeah.

00:35:59That, that whole idea that, um, you know, whether it be movies or television shows that, you

00:36:05know, that somehow they're being informed to sort of soft disclose, uh, right to the

00:36:10public.

00:36:10But if that's the case, then why are they making them all scary ass alien?

00:36:15Well, that's why they feel when they go, what was that one called that?

00:36:18What's his name?

00:36:18Did Paul, it was just called Paul.

00:36:20Yeah.

00:36:21Or family guy.

00:36:23Or, you know what I noticed when, when after 2017, I don't know if it was on my brain.

00:36:28Cause I was got so into it, the article and I, I dove in, but wait, maybe about four years

00:36:34ago, maybe a little bit less.

00:36:35There's a lot of alien commercials, a lot of UFO themes.

00:36:40There was.

00:36:41Yes.

00:36:41It was tons of them to the point where I'm like, this isn't me just noticing it.

00:36:44Cause I'm into it.

00:36:45I'm like, this is a lot.

00:36:47This theme is a lot.

00:36:48And there wasn't even like anything was going on.

00:36:50It was before the congressional hearings.

00:36:51Not that they would do that, but I'm saying it was before the flavor.

00:36:55Uh, it was like after the article, but it was like in, in the middle of like all what's

00:36:59going on and there was tons of like pizza or like a Snickers commercial with like an

00:37:03alien or like the thing where the whole, the whole, uh, punchline of the commercial

00:37:07is somebody gets abducted after, you know, uh, going to home Depot, whatever it is.

00:37:11And it was like, but it was a lot, like it would be like a lot of commercials in the

00:37:14day.

00:37:14So I'm like, not that I'm saying that's a, that's a, that's a, a play as well, but

00:37:19Hey, you never know.

00:37:20Interesting.

00:37:20This stuff's a play.

00:37:21Why wouldn't that be, you know?

00:37:22Yeah.

00:37:23Let me, what about music?

00:37:24Why don't they ever do it in music?

00:37:25Why is there no soft disclosure of music?

00:37:27Like what's the most famous alien song?

00:37:29Like, I don't know.

00:37:30Close Encounter, the piano they play to get.

00:37:33Yeah.

00:37:33Isn't there an urban legend too, that actual craft showed up during that Close Encounters, uh,

00:37:38sound.

00:37:39Is that one of those?

00:37:41It's, it's like the X, you know, like when they say everyone died on the exorcist and

00:37:44then some people you're like, Oh, his 90 year old mother died.

00:37:47And you're like, well, I mean, that could have just been a strong best win.

00:37:51Yeah.

00:37:52Yeah.

00:37:53There's a, there's a ghost in the window and three men and a baby, but the, the, uh,

00:37:58but no, I will say this.

00:38:02Um, I, I just, I just lost my train of thought, but I think that they, uh, the, the, the music

00:38:09disclosure, they don't have many alien songs.

00:38:12And, but the one that was, uh, people don't know about it is the flock of seagulls.

00:38:17That whole album apparently is about like UFOs and aliens.

00:38:20They have like space age love song.

00:38:22If you listen to the lyrics of that, that, like that popular flock of seagulls album from

00:38:25like the eighties, a lot of it is based off this, this stuff.

00:38:29Are we saying that, that, that, that, that flock of seagulls could be pleiadious?

00:38:33He's tall whites just hanging out.

00:38:36I mean, his hair was fucking crazy as fuck.

00:38:39You know what I mean?

00:38:39Like the British, uh, music invasion.

00:38:41Yeah.

00:38:42Yeah.

00:38:43I saw that joke's punchline go up to that craft actually.

00:38:47Well, they do have the bird song, Mr.

00:38:50Spaceman.

00:38:51So that's, that's good.

00:38:52I mean, there's right.

00:38:54Yeah.

00:38:55Bowie Bowie.

00:38:56Uh, but you're right.

00:38:57There's like Kanye West isn't dropping like disclosure.

00:39:00Like nobody's accusing Kanye West to bring a disclosure like Steven Spielberg or this guy

00:39:05or that guy, you know, no, they go Jesus.

00:39:08Yeah.

00:39:09They go aliens.

00:39:10Something.

00:39:11Yeah.

00:39:11But then you have Tom DeLonge like snaking it in blink 182 songs and like, uh, angels and

00:39:17airwaves.

00:39:18And yeah, that's fair.

00:39:19Yeah.

00:39:20Yeah.

00:39:20That's a, that's actually, uh, yeah, that's what is real quick with him.

00:39:25Um, it's so funny how these things like Peter out, like we talked about a little

00:39:29Alexander the other day.

00:39:31So he's in it, he gets out of it.

00:39:33He starts, um, to the stars.

00:39:36It's an endeavor that's supposed to be media and science-based.

00:39:39I think completely genuine in the effort.

00:39:42I guess they ran out of money.

00:39:43He goes back to blink 182, but you don't hear him talking as much as he did.

00:39:47He had a lot of stuff to say while he had the company, but now you don't hear from Tom

00:39:52DeLonge.

00:39:52He said he had all sorts of meetings.

00:39:54What does it just look like the, the, the, the Robert Bigelow thing where Robert

00:39:58Bigelow, it's almost like, are these guys finding something out and then moving on to

00:40:02something else because they've got the information they need?

00:40:04Like Bigelow, I think he found out something and then he stopped UFOs and now he's doing

00:40:09consciousness and after death studies and he's putting all a lot of his money into

00:40:12that.

00:40:12I think what they're realizing is this, the consciousness part is a really big piece of

00:40:16this puzzle.

00:40:17And I think that they're like, Hey, I met somebody made me believe that I need to, I

00:40:22need to switch my focus, you know?

00:40:24Yeah.

00:40:25Oh, that's interesting.

00:40:26Yeah.

00:40:26I don't know who knows, but I'm just saying like, don't remember Tom DeLonge, he's the

00:40:30reason, you know, he, he, he knew about a lot of these guys.

00:40:33It is.

00:40:34I remember seeing that Rogan interviewed.

00:40:35Y'all remember that when he came on Rogan and I was like, what the fuck blink?

00:40:39What, like, what the fuck happened to this guy?

00:40:40What is he talking about?

00:40:41But I was fascinated by people were roasting them.

00:40:44I remember when that happened and this is way before I was super involved with.

00:40:48Or even interested in UFOs.

00:40:49Cause I've only been doing better like year and a half, you know?

00:40:51Yeah.

00:40:52So I was like, whoa, what the.

00:40:54Who, what, what is Tom DeLonge talking about?

00:40:57Like, well, he met a general in a diner that told him like, we found a body.

00:41:00I was like, what the fuck?

00:41:02This is great.

00:41:03He made a lot of claims.

00:41:04Remember I told you, he called it, he called it gods with a small G.

00:41:06He said they've always been here.

00:41:07And it's, I think that he found out something on that, on that front.

00:41:10I think that he, he, something made him believe.

00:41:12Like, it's not what I know what it was.

00:41:14$300 million for the Bleak 182 tour.

00:41:19They found a, uh, it's like they found a body and then it was actually Travis Barker.

00:41:26Um, but it is crazy.

00:41:29One of the guys becomes foremost fucking alien expert.

00:41:33The other guy becomes a Kardashian.

00:41:36I've worked with Mark.

00:41:37He's like the nicest, most normal one out of all.

00:41:40But it's like, do these, do these guys ever, do they have anything in common?

00:41:43Do they hang out or talk at all?

00:41:45Well, Mark never mentioned aliens once to me.

00:41:47Well, you know what it is.

00:41:48You can just, they, I think that's why he like, not flagging over the phrase.

00:41:52I think he alienated himself within the band.

00:41:54Oh, come on.

00:41:56That was not, that was by accident.

00:41:57Strange enough, comics unleashed.

00:41:58The one comedy show Sean hasn't been on.

00:42:00Oh, they're coming back.

00:42:02It's coming back.

00:42:03Um, but the point being is I'll see clips all the time where you can tell those guys.

00:42:09I don't think it was like a, like a Van Halen situation, but you can tell they're like, so yeah, we liked, yeah, it was really great for a while.

00:42:17And we kind of ended, we stopped blink and then these guys did their own thing.

00:42:20And then, um, Tom called me when my mom died and now we're back together.

00:42:24And I'm like, oh, they were, they hated each other and then they realized, let's make some cash.

00:42:28And then he's not as bad as a guy that thought he was.

00:42:30That's exactly what it was.

00:42:32Absence made the heart grow fonder.

00:42:33You know, like that kind of thing.

00:42:34You know, they were all the small things.

00:42:36Don't worry.

00:42:41But they, but yeah, but, but I think that it's like people dip in and out of this.

00:42:46Right.

00:42:46And I think there's people that are healthy.

00:42:49Yeah.

00:42:49But not us.

00:42:50We've got a Patreon.

00:42:51We're not going anywhere.

00:42:56But the, so yeah, so I think all this stuff that's going on now is like, once you get into the weeds, you know, like, like as far as the WSJ article and stuff like that, it's like, oh, you're going to now that's the pushback.

00:43:06That's the pushback without saying it's a pushback, you know?

00:43:09So the congressional effort is very public and they want, they want as much noise as possible on it.

00:43:13But if you're pushing back with a guy and you're convincing him, hey, throw this in here, throw this wrench in the works, do this.

00:43:18You're doing that from under the table.

00:43:20You're not doing that from, from a public standpoint, you know, you're doing it piece by piece.

00:43:24So it seems legitimate if that's the case, if there's some sort of disinformation thing going on, which I would not be surprised.

00:43:31I mean, it's probably a, the truth is in the middle, right?

00:43:33Just a lot of different answers.

00:43:35Not one answer.

00:43:37You know, there's supposed to be a hearing here in July, probably in the next two, three weeks.

00:43:41That's for D.C.

00:43:43And yeah, Dallas.

00:43:45All right.

00:43:45In D.C.

00:43:46Look at me.

00:43:47In D.C.

00:43:48Yeah.

00:43:48I mean, yeah.

00:43:49We all know they're Mexicans.

00:43:53Well, Dallas is actually pretty liberal.

00:43:54I know that probably already happened, depending on what this comes out.

00:44:02Like the, the secrets task force, you know, like they did with Grush.

00:44:06They had a Grush's.

00:44:07It'll be two years this July for Grush's hearing.

00:44:10That was two years?

00:44:11July, 2023.

00:44:12Wow.

00:44:14So are they saying what is going to, what the witnesses are going to be yet or no?

00:44:18No, because I think the first hearing they had, they, we knew about the witnesses beforehand

00:44:23with Grush and all that.

00:44:25So the next hearing was with what, Elizondo and Mike Gold and those guys, right?

00:44:31They kept that to the chest till right before because people were harassing.

00:44:34They were originally going to have other witnesses at that first hearing, but they got harassed.

00:44:39So they just decided they'll release the list, you know, right before, essentially, you know,

00:44:45right before it happens.

00:44:47That's smart.

00:44:48Cause they, yeah.

00:44:49Yeah.

00:44:49I heard about the, there was a couple, there was two or one that like backed out last minute,

00:44:53right?

00:44:54The last one.

00:44:54Yeah.

00:44:55Well, the last one, Chris Mellon couldn't go.

00:44:57Cause he had a trip in San Tropez or some shit with his wife.

00:45:01I don't know where, but some vacation.

00:45:04It's like, I can't make it guys.

00:45:05We got reservations.

00:45:06And I forget the urgency off it a little bit.

00:45:11If they're like, sorry, I want to, I want to get to the truth, but Marco Island is calling.

00:45:15Exactly.

00:45:16It's like, wait a second.

00:45:17What?

00:45:18You can't make it.

00:45:19Cause you know what I mean?

00:45:19You're going on a cruise.

00:45:20We're going to Coachella.

00:45:21Yeah.

00:45:25Sorry.

00:45:25I can't make it.

00:45:25I got Springsteen tickets.

00:45:28But the, but yeah, but that's so, but I make this.

00:45:31What'd you say?

00:45:33Oh, wait.

00:45:34No, no.

00:45:36Oh, I think you were saying, I think I had an issue with your, uh, your, no, no, no, no.

00:45:40It's, it's, it's fine.

00:45:42But, but you look like one of those, like, like, so Chris Mellon's a guy that's a perfect

00:45:46example of that where it's like, you are on the, but then when you see these faces over

00:45:50and over again, you're like, people just get used to these guys.

00:45:53And then, then what happened, like even the little Elizondo where it's like, they get used

00:45:56to him.

00:45:56And then he has a couple of missteps and there's maybe missing, there's, there's mistakes made

00:46:00and people go, the minute that mistake made is made, people go, ah, you're, you're bullshit

00:46:04the entire time.

00:46:05And the Chris Mellon, a guy like that, it's like, that guy seems completely on the level

00:46:09to me.

00:46:09I don't see, I don't see where that, where there's a crack in that, you know, in that

00:46:14whole scenario.

00:46:14I mean, I'm being a little, little, you know, we're just, I'm me person.

00:46:18I'm just kind of joking about that.

00:46:19The vacation.

00:46:20No, no, I know.

00:46:20I'm sure he had real reasons.

00:46:22Oh yeah.

00:46:22Yeah.

00:46:23Yeah.

00:46:23You know, I didn't, I didn't expect us to get disclosure at that hearing.

00:46:26Like they were going to wheel out an alien and Chris was like, you know, I'd love to be

00:46:30there for that.

00:46:30But, you know, I think he just thought, you know, these people will be fine.

00:46:34It'll be fine.

00:46:35You know, this is a long process.

00:46:36I have other commitments and blah, blah, blah.

00:46:39And I mean, at the end of the day, he, he has done so much, you know, and what is he

00:46:45really going to bring to a hearing?

00:46:48Essentially.

00:46:49Yeah.

00:46:49He's not a witness.

00:46:50And then he said, I mean, I want to get people in these hearings that have literally touched

00:46:54bodies.

00:46:55I say, forget craft because that could be easily thought of, you know what I mean?

00:47:01That's a little more ambiguous, I think to me, but bodies like if you, if you,

00:47:06you get an alien dick in your hands, I think, you know, brother, I think about it all the

00:47:11time.

00:47:11You know, I'm dreaming about it right now.

00:47:16I want to believe brother.

00:47:18I want to believe.

00:47:19I wonder what it would look like too.

00:47:20I just, I think about all that stuff.

00:47:22Like, I think I'm way too excited about alien dick.

00:47:30I don't know why it's going to be a new porn.

00:47:34That's going to be a new category on a porn site.

00:47:37You think one of these three foot grays has a hog on them?

00:47:40That would be pretty sweet.

00:47:42Holy shit.

00:47:43J-Rod.

00:47:44They call them J-Rod for a reason.

00:47:49J-Rod for a reason.

00:47:51It's bad.

00:47:52Big alien dick energy.

00:47:57Republicans are still being confused.

00:47:58That's why we're trying to get out of here.

00:48:00You know, they have recall.

00:48:05It's like three balls instead of three tits.

00:48:11Three dicks and one ball.

00:48:13I don't know.

00:48:13Dan's jerking over the alien.

00:48:14He's like, is that a third ball?

00:48:16Is that a third ball?

00:48:18Stop that.

00:48:20Do I.

00:48:20It's like a little dick comes out of the big dick.

00:48:23That's what I imagine.

00:48:24Well, that too.

00:48:26Yeah.

00:48:27Well, speaking of the bodies, besides the penises,

00:48:31there was another thing with Grush.

00:48:33Apparently, whoever the senator that Grush is working with on that panel

00:48:37or that committee, I forget his name.

00:48:40And I just read this.

00:48:41I was listening to this.

00:48:43He said that he should concentrate, maybe put some effort into the NAS.

00:48:47Go find out about the Nazca mummies in Mexico.

00:48:51Because he's like, they look similar to something that he saw in a briefing.

00:48:55I don't know if it was a skiff, technically.

00:48:57I love the word skiff.

00:48:58I want to be in one of these skiffs.

00:49:00I'm dying to be in a skiff.

00:49:01Yeah, it sounds like a spin-off of Waffle House or something.

00:49:08Yeah.

00:49:09Dan just said you can Airbnb them, though.

00:49:11Yeah.

00:49:12You walk in and it's just...

00:49:15There's a key under the mat.

00:49:21You get in there and...

00:49:23Danny Sheehan's already there.

00:49:25He just lives there.

00:49:27Hello!

00:49:29He's wearing pajamas with one of those big Charles Dickens hats and a candle or nightmare.

00:49:35He gives you the old Charlie Rose.

00:49:37He's just in a robe and nothing.

00:49:39Sean's dying, right?

00:49:40Sean doesn't think anyone's funnier than Danny Sheehan.

00:49:43And he is the funniest-looking ufologist.

00:49:46He looks like Eric LaSalle in Coming to America, but he's amazing.

00:49:51Soul glow, baby.

00:49:52He's got his white version of soul glow.

00:49:54Soul glow.

00:49:55Oh, my God.

00:49:56You know, it's funny.

00:49:56When I went to Contact in the Desert, I get in the Uber from the airport.

00:50:02And I get to the hotel, it's fucking 115 degrees out there.

00:50:07You know, it's just balls hot.

00:50:09And I get out.

00:50:10I'm literally walking through with my luggage into the hotel.

00:50:14And there's Danny Sheehan in a full fucking three-piece suit, hair, waving in the window,

00:50:20you know, doing an interview on camera.

00:50:21I was like, what the fuck, bro?

00:50:23I feel like he didn't have a room.

00:50:24He just stayed in the lobby.

00:50:26Yeah.

00:50:26He just came in.

00:50:28He asked Patrick if he could stay with him.

00:50:30Hey, Vetted, do you have an extra bed?

00:50:34Hey, Vetted, want to vet me?

00:50:36I said the key's under the map by the skiff.

00:50:39The skiff Airbnb.

00:50:41Yeah.

00:50:42He just did my love to find me.

00:50:44And then you get to leave a review.

00:50:46You get to leave a review for the skiff.

00:50:48You know, it was kind of secure, but not as much as I wanted.

00:50:52Danny Sheehan is the most fascinating stuff to say on this topic.

00:50:55And I've listened to probably hours and hours of him talk.

00:50:57Oh, yeah.

00:50:58He looks very unbelievable.

00:51:00He does not look like someone you should trust.

00:51:05Put him in those pajamas.

00:51:06He'll look like he's going to tell you a bedtime story.

00:51:07He just comes out with a giant book and a candle.

00:51:12It was the night before the congressional hearing.

00:51:16And a creature was stirring.

00:51:20Like, you know, like he knew all these people.

00:51:22He knew the cat.

00:51:23They're all just like every time.

00:51:24They're like, oh, Danny.

00:51:25Even like when they described Danny back in the day,

00:51:27they're like, Danny's a real hot dog.

00:51:29Like, I think Danny looked like that at 14 years old.

00:51:33I don't think he's changed at all.

00:51:34I think he had the same hair.

00:51:37He was born in that three piece.

00:51:39I think.

00:51:41He just came out.

00:51:42Where my Danny Sheehoes at?

00:51:43Yeah.

00:51:44My Sheehoes.

00:51:45No, my Sheehoneys.

00:51:46Danny Sheehan.

00:51:47Guys, Danny asked for extra homework again.

00:51:49Oh, my God.

00:51:53God damn it, Danny.

00:51:56Oh, Danny Sheehan.

00:51:58The curls, the curls, the oil, the heat.

00:52:00Oh, man.

00:52:02No, Danny.

00:52:02I love Danny.

00:52:03He has an interesting style for sure.

00:52:05But actually, that's what I like about him.

00:52:06He's just.

00:52:08I don't know.

00:52:08He's fast.

00:52:09He says things.

00:52:10He says the most bonker, bat shit, crazy shit I've ever heard.

00:52:14But with the utmost confidence.

00:52:16Yeah.

00:52:16I've ever, you know what I mean?

00:52:17Comedy world.

00:52:18I'll say that much.

00:52:19He would kill it.

00:52:20But the, I also, there was that thing that he was representing somebody who talked about.

00:52:25It was on the Daily Mail, but it was the guy.

00:52:28He said he was representing a, I don't know.

00:52:30I think it was, I don't know if it was like a higher up.

00:52:32I think it was like a, you're like an infantry guy, whatever it is.

00:52:36But he said that he was part of some group that went into one of these craft.

00:52:39Remember, there was like 40 feet and you walk.

00:52:41It was the size of a football.

00:52:42The TARDIS.

00:52:43One of the most.

00:52:44What's it called?

00:52:45TARDIS.

00:52:46Yeah.

00:52:46It was one of the most captivating things I've ever read.

00:52:48It was like, I was like, I buy into it because of that other, that, that anecdote that I

00:52:53told you about where this guy that was in the army was telling me the story that he thinks

00:52:57they do have this technology.

00:52:58The government has like harnessed it and they can like change space time.

00:53:02It's such a cool idea.

00:53:03But I, but his story, I'm like, you've heard, that's what we talk about when there's like

00:53:07the evidence shows up, like, you know, the patterns I've heard stuff like that before

00:53:10where it manipulates space time.

00:53:11That makes a lot of sense to me.

00:53:13I think he's actually telling the truth.

00:53:15Even the stuff when he's talking about taking fauna.

00:53:17I think the problem is Danny looks ridiculous and we need to, he needs to start wearing white

00:53:22new balances like shit and old man wears and not look like Malcolm X in the beginning of

00:53:27the movie.

00:53:27You know, yeah, at your age, start mall walking, Danny.

00:53:31And I'll believe you're up at six and start walking them all.

00:53:36And I'll believe what you have to say about it.

00:53:38He should have a mic, but he should also have a huge thing.

00:53:39If Danny was on the, on the alien craft, he'd constantly be telling them, can we shut these

00:53:51lights off and how much does this cost?

00:53:53He would definitely, they would, they would drop him back up pretty fast.

00:53:58Like, oh my God.

00:53:59He keeps talking about his fucking cases.

00:54:02That's hilarious.

00:54:04Who, who would get sent back after being abducted in the UFO personalities?

00:54:08I think Greer would immediately be, I mean, I don't even think the, you know, the engines

00:54:14would, I mean, it would just.

00:54:15So go fuck yourself, Steven Greer.

00:54:18He would, he would start telling them how to use their own technology.

00:54:21He would alien-splain.

00:54:25He would alien-splain.

00:54:26He would alien-splain.

00:54:27He would alien-splain.

00:54:33Oh, shit.

00:54:35Oh, shit.

00:54:36Oh, my dude.

00:54:40I haven't laughed this hard in a really long time, man.

00:54:42That's just a good audience, right?

00:54:43He's a great audience.

00:54:44Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:54:45Oh, dude.

00:54:45And he's also, I will say this about Steven Greer, man.

00:54:47That guy could fuck me up in a fight.

00:54:49Like, every time I see a, like, bigger frame of that guy, I'm like, this guy's a monster.

00:54:53I just want to see both guys, like a Mr. Jonathan fight from Lethal Weapon 1.

00:54:58Just you in the rain on a lawn.

00:54:59It would be in the rain.

00:55:02It would be in the rain.

00:55:03It would be in the rain.

00:55:04Just a good reference.

00:55:04You'd wear your shirt on, like, just fucking you up.

00:55:07You see Greer just come up and light his hand on fire, you know, with the fucking.

00:55:11I immediately just go, oh, oh, oh.

00:55:13He's like, is there a Majestic 12?

00:55:15Do you want to tell me?

00:55:16Yeah.

00:55:19Steven Greer would be terrible in Lethal Weapon because that suicide scene, the guy

00:55:24would immediately jump.

00:55:27He'd be like, I'm avoiding the mat.

00:55:28He'd be like, buy my ass.

00:55:30He's like, I'm out of here.

00:55:35He would get dropped off in 20 minutes.

00:55:39Has your wife or husband left you?

00:55:41Then Steven Greer's weekend is perfect for you.

00:55:43In the gift pack, you'll get your ring back.

00:55:51I don't know.

00:55:51I actually think the rest of them would be pretty exciting.

00:55:55I think Lou Elizondo would be a good hang if you're an alien, right?

00:55:58I think he was a bouncer in fucking like Miami.

00:56:02I think I'm not surprised at that.

00:56:03No, he has the body.

00:56:05He has the soul patch of many bouncers.

00:56:07He looks like he'd be a bouncer.

00:56:08I think his soul patch is gone now, but yeah.

00:56:10He looks like a guy that wants to tell you, you can't come into this place.

00:56:13Yes.

00:56:14He's like if Guy Fieri had a Cuban filter, you know?

00:56:17Yeah.

00:56:18Bro, he is the Cuban guy, Fieri.

00:56:21He's a Cuban guy, Fieri.

00:56:28He and I think Grush would be okay.

00:56:30Grush would be like, I think excited.

00:56:33Lou Elizondo is just like, Disclosure Town.

00:56:36Disclosure Town, man.

00:56:38Dude, that's hilarious.

00:56:39Disclosure Town instead of Flavortown.

00:56:42That's the problem.

00:56:42They'll never, they're never going to abduct you a vologist because we won't shut the fuck up.

00:56:46If we got abducted, we'd be like, oh, fuck.

00:56:51I mean, what do you expect people to say if they get on board a spaceship?

00:56:56Are you not freaking out, like wanting to touch shit, look at shit, do shit?

00:57:00I mean, unless they're sticking something where it doesn't belong, I say I want a tour.

00:57:05Yeah, absolutely.

00:57:07Immediately.

00:57:08And that's why they also have to like, they have to bring you on sleepy so you're not being annoying with all the cool shit they have on the craft.

00:57:14You know what?

00:57:15That's a good point.

00:57:16I was in a room and then another room.

00:57:18It was just these two rooms.

00:57:20They can't see the skeeball machines.

00:57:23I don't have too many questions about them.

00:57:26So what if originally when they abducted people, they did let them, they didn't drug them.

00:57:32They just brought them up.

00:57:32But then it just got so annoying, you know, and they were just like, dude, every time we bring them up, you know, let's just drug them and pretend like we probe them.

00:57:40Yes, absolutely.

00:57:41It's like, it's like lost with the others.

00:57:43They only show you certain parts of what they do.

00:57:45Yeah.

00:57:46Yeah.

00:57:46They would because it's all it is when you hear about those things.

00:57:52Like, remember, what was the one with the Whitley Shriever woman?

00:57:54He's like, there was a room full of kids.

00:57:56Just take me.

00:57:57Well, I just, I've watched fucking communion twice for this fucking show, which we both watched.

00:58:02And there's like a point where they bring in.

00:58:04Yeah.

00:58:04There's like little kids from the Great Depression or something.

00:58:07Is that what it is?

00:58:08Well, they're like from the, I think they're from the 50s.

00:58:09Oh, I didn't realize that.

00:58:10I saw it.

00:58:10They're all in like older costumes and stuff like that.

00:58:13I don't know, man.

00:58:14Well, he's a crazy guy.

00:58:16Yeah.

00:58:16But the, I'm trying to think who else would do well.

00:58:19Tom DeLonge.

00:58:20That'd be a good hang, I think.

00:58:22Absolutely.

00:58:23Yeah.

00:58:24He'd be.

00:58:24Yeah.

00:58:24He's like, let me play you a song.

00:58:26I mean, I don't know what.

00:58:27You could be that.

00:58:29Yeah.

00:58:30Yeah.

00:58:30I think they would all be.

00:58:33What's his name?

00:58:34Bob Lazar might be a tough one.

00:58:37Well, that's interesting.

00:58:38Let's see.

00:58:39A lot of staring.

00:58:40A lot of staring.

00:58:41A lot of staring.

00:58:43You know.

00:58:43All right.

00:58:44I haven't been able to do this impression on our podcast.

00:58:47I don't think we're going to get him so fucking.

00:58:49This is my impression of Bob Lazar, the pimp.

00:58:54Sorry.

00:58:56Hold on.

00:58:56Let's hear it.

00:58:57I got to hear it.

00:58:59Where's my fucking money?

00:59:03Where's my money?

00:59:04Don't make me send George Knapp.

00:59:08Where's my fucking money, bitch?

00:59:14I'm going to.

00:59:15I'm going to break your knees.

00:59:18I'm going to break your knees.

00:59:19This pimp is really subtle.

00:59:21Yeah.

00:59:22This pimp is really subtle.

00:59:24How do they know he's a pimp?

00:59:25Well, he had rockets on the back of his fucking pimp car.

00:59:27Oh, good Lord.

00:59:34Okay.

00:59:35Look, let's let's before we go, let's jump into the story that I wanted to tell you.

00:59:39I don't want to forget this.

00:59:40Okay.

00:59:40So this is technically the the first UFO story that's put in a book in America.

00:59:48So this is technically the is the public would see it the very first UFO story to them, even

00:59:52though this happened after Roswell.

00:59:54Roswell didn't become a thing till way later.

00:59:57Like it's not your 70s.

00:59:58Yeah.

00:59:59This is 70s.

01:00:00Exactly.

01:00:00Late 70s, early 80s.

01:00:01Right.

01:00:01Like so this which is interesting because you even though there was the mess up with the

01:00:06newspaper, it's not like it became the lore until much later.

01:00:10Yeah.

01:00:10So but but this book and this story that I'm going to tell you all did come out early.

01:00:15Right.

01:00:17So this is the first big one that kind of was told.

01:00:19So it's the Aztec UFO crash.

01:00:22All right.

01:00:23It's often referred to as the 1940 take 1948 Aztec incident is a controversial event and

01:00:30UFO lore that allegedly occurred on March 25th, 1948, near Aztec, New Mexico, about 180 miles

01:00:37from Roswell.

01:00:38According to the story, a large metallic flying saucer, roughly 100 feet in diameter, crashed

01:00:45on a mesa in Heart Canyon.

01:00:47The craft was said to be intact or mostly undamaged, containing 14 to 16 small humanoid alien bodies

01:00:57described as about at about three to four feet tall with large heads and eyes.

01:01:02So I have more to the story.

01:01:04But what are y'all thoughts on this?

01:01:06Have y'all heard of this story before?

01:01:07I have not.

01:01:0813 to 14 is a lot of that's a lot.

01:01:11It's like, it's like a few basketball teams.

01:01:1314 to 16.

01:01:13Yeah.

01:01:14Yeah.

01:01:15That's the cosmic globetrotters in.

01:01:17I don't know.

01:01:18Yeah.

01:01:19But that, so, and how is this not even more famous than Roswell?

01:01:24That's the other thing.

01:01:25Who, who did the discovering?

01:01:27That's what I'm curious.

01:01:28I wonder how it got buried.

01:01:29I'm about to get into that.

01:01:30Yeah.

01:01:31I'm about to, I'm about to just, you know, just about that, that aspect.

01:01:35Okay.

01:01:35So y'all hadn't heard of it.

01:01:36Is this a Greyhound bus of UFOs?

01:01:38Yeah.

01:01:39It's just a Fung Wa bus in Chinatown.

01:01:42That was just too packed.

01:01:43These aliens are trying to make it to Atlantic City.

01:01:47They're out there in Torino.

01:01:49Oh, man.

01:01:50These aliens keep having to pull over to go to the bathroom.

01:01:54Hey, with your bus, you get one, you get chips and a free cat to eat.

01:01:59That's an elf reference.

01:02:00Yeah.

01:02:01I mean, like some of this, we do have to, a lot of these stories are just drunk guys

01:02:05getting lost and finding trash.

01:02:07Let's be honest.

01:02:09Well, but you don't, you don't find trash 14 alien bodies.

01:02:13Depends on where you're partying, I guess.

01:02:15Yeah.

01:02:16I don't know where you partied, Sean, but, you know, that's how we get it down at

01:02:21Dead.

01:02:21You ever partied in Dealey Plaza?

01:02:23It gets nuts.

01:02:25It gets hairy.

01:02:27Yeah.

01:02:27It gets hairy.

01:02:28Yeah.

01:02:28But that, this seems like the budget version of like the craft.

01:02:31So, so does that mean there's only a couple of these aliens on your craft?

01:02:35Does that mean it's like first class?

01:02:36Like it's like, it's like the 1% there's like flying here.

01:02:39He got the spirit flight of UFOs.

01:02:41He got, he got the UFO spirit flight.

01:02:44But there, they actually were, would have had bags, but it would have cost extra.

01:02:49They would have survived.

01:02:51Yeah.

01:02:51Well, that's, you know, that's funny is does, I don't even know if it says.

01:02:54If they were alive, the craft was said to be intact, containing 14 to 16.

01:03:00So were the aliens alive?

01:03:02Yes.

01:03:03We're about to find out here.

01:03:04Okay.

01:03:04Let's see.

01:03:05The story first gained traction through journalist, Frank Scully.

01:03:10Okay.

01:03:10So that's who uncovered the Frank Scully's 1950 book behind the flying saucers, which claimed

01:03:16the incident was reported by oil field workers and hushed up by the U S military.

01:03:21According to Scully, the military swiftly secured the site, removed the craft and bodies and

01:03:27shipped them to a secret facility, possibly Wright-Patterson Air Force Base or Area 51.

01:03:34Later accounts like those in William Steinman's 1986 book, UFO Crash at Aztec, added details

01:03:41about advanced technology found in the craft, such as electromagnetic propulsion systems and

01:03:46hieroglyphic like writing.

01:03:49Hmm.

01:03:50The hieroglyphic thing I've heard before.

01:03:51A bunch of times.

01:03:52Yeah.

01:03:53Yes.

01:03:53Well, that's what they said.

01:03:54Roswell had those, that as well.

01:03:56I love, wouldn't it be funny if like the, there's the couple of the aliens survived and

01:04:00one of them was like a Karen.

01:04:02I'm just complaining.

01:04:03Oh my God.

01:04:04You told, you call this a CIA planet.

01:04:08Yeah.

01:04:08You call this a black site.

01:04:10My question, Patrick is who is this guy?

01:04:12Scully?

01:04:13Is he something like a bookie?

01:04:14Yeah.

01:04:16Is he friends with Danny Sheehan?

01:04:17It's a very nice.

01:04:18He landed a plane in the Hudson.

01:04:20Yeah.

01:04:20Oh yeah.

01:04:21You said the book is from 1950?

01:04:24Yeah.

01:04:241950.

01:04:25So that's a very good thing.

01:04:25Like 1950.

01:04:26He goes, Frank Scully's on the case.

01:04:30You want to know about aliens?

01:04:31Okay, kid.

01:04:32I mean, if it's 1950s, they literally, he wouldn't like, they could have been like Taiwanese and

01:04:39he didn't know.

01:04:39Do you know what I mean?

01:04:40Like, yes, no idea.

01:04:42In 1950s, white people didn't even, they only knew what black people and white people looked

01:04:46like.

01:04:46And if they fought in a war, they knew what other people looked like.

01:04:49That was it.

01:04:49Oh my God.

01:04:51He got to deal with Taiwanese little boys.

01:04:55They were just a bunch of, they were actually being, they were being flown to Kevin Spacey's house.

01:05:02Right, right.

01:05:03When he was a kid?

01:05:04When he was a kid.

01:05:05When he was three.

01:05:07Damn, he started early, bro.

01:05:08He's got some of the case.

01:05:09It's called sex tourism.

01:05:11By the way, could you imagine a worse thing than an alien craft full of 12 to 14 landing

01:05:18on Puff Daddy's house in the, in the summer in the 2000s?

01:05:21He's like, oh, we gon' party.

01:05:24And they're like, no!

01:05:25Just baby oil.

01:05:27Just fucking baby oil.

01:05:29They bring in their own.

01:05:30Faces in the back.

01:05:34Did they wear like alien spaces in that video anyway?

01:05:37Yeah, they do.

01:05:38Missy Elliott got famous for dressing like an alien.

01:05:41That's true.

01:05:43So they had two books written about this.

01:05:46This is a well-known case.

01:05:48And remember the X-Files, Agent Scully.

01:05:50That's where the name came from.

01:05:52Oh, wow.

01:05:54And is it thought of, because I never heard of, is it thought of as a really credible case

01:05:58that really did get buried?

01:05:59Because I've been into this for a while.

01:06:01And I think maybe I've been passing by, I think I should know about every detail of this case.

01:06:07There's so many cases.

01:06:08No, in fact, in the most recent Richard Dolan interview on Jesse Michaels, they talk about

01:06:13the Aztec case, which is why I brought it up.

01:06:15Because I just, it's significance as the first real kind of story to go viral in the United

01:06:21States about a UFO case that hadn't happened before, you know?

01:06:24And so in a lot of ways, you could look at it, how it, like a television show or, you

01:06:30know, think Reservoir Dogs, right?

01:06:31Creating a new subgenre, right?

01:06:33Like creating a new, something that people are going to copy, right?

01:06:37Moving forward, right?

01:06:38That's like the first one that's done of its kind.

01:06:40That's what this story.

01:06:41So many people look at it like, you know, this set the stage for many other stories that

01:06:47may have come out right later.

01:06:49That makes sense.

01:06:49These are the first time these things were told.

01:06:51Robbery of UFO abduction stories.

01:06:53Yeah.

01:06:54Yeah.

01:06:54Oh, yeah.

01:06:55Yeah.

01:06:55People think it's credible though.

01:06:57I don't know myself.

01:06:58I mean, this goes in the, you know, I don't fucking know bucket, but well, if you think

01:07:02about it, uh, interesting, interestingly enough, it's like Roswell was also kept under wraps

01:07:08for a long time.

01:07:09Yeah.

01:07:10So this is around the same exact time.

01:07:11So they, they were successful with one for decades longer than this.

01:07:15Cause there was a book written about this right away.

01:07:16And then the other one just ended up kind of like trumping, trumping it because it had

01:07:21more evidence and more eyewitness testimony.

01:07:23And it was also 30 years later.

01:07:24So people were dead probably, but this, they probably, if they're trying to get the word

01:07:28out right away, you get debunked right away because there was way more control happening

01:07:32media wise and whatever else.

01:07:35So there is some, uh, oh no, no, go ahead.

01:07:38No, no, go ahead.

01:07:38I'm sorry.

01:07:39That's why I was just saying it also depends on the people that are like, cause remember

01:07:42the thing with Roswell was at first military personnel was like, yeah, I think it's a disc.

01:07:46So it's like in this place, it was probably so separated from each other.

01:07:51It just depends on like the whim of the guy who runs that base to be like, yeah, it's

01:07:56aliens or just like, nope, right away.

01:07:57I get that.

01:07:58This is Taiwanese kids.

01:07:59Yeah.

01:08:00Taiwanese.

01:08:01Like you idiots.

01:08:03It was Mickey Mouse club.

01:08:09Okay.

01:08:10So look, um, skeptics dismiss the incidents as a hoax painting to the lack of physical

01:08:18evidence, official records, or credible firsthand witnesses.

01:08:22Some linked the story to a can scheme by two men, Silas Newton and Leo Gebauer, who allegedly

01:08:31used tales of crashed UFOs to scam investors with fake oil detection technology tied to alien

01:08:38tech.

01:08:39The FBI investigated them for fraud in the early 1950s, further casting doubt on the

01:08:45story.

01:08:46However, UFO enthusiasts argue the incident aligns with other alleged coverups like Roswell

01:08:51and claim the government secrecy explains the lack of evidence.

01:08:56So it's like there will be blood, but imagine he's like using alien tech.

01:09:01Yeah.

01:09:01I was trying to sell that idea.

01:09:03One of the market.

01:09:04Yeah.

01:09:05Corner, which is so Musk that.

01:09:07But yeah, that's such an interesting idea that in that time to be walking around being

01:09:12like, you know, we got some alien tech, you know, the people know what that was.

01:09:16I guess, I guess they did.

01:09:17But it was like, so, but it's a thing where that's what I mean.

01:09:19Like if you're to me, that sounds like somebody who saw a legitimate thing and said, I got to

01:09:25corner this alien tech because there was no version of that being snake oil at that point

01:09:30because nobody, well, you had like maybe saucer movies, like maybe, but not even that.

01:09:35I don't think you didn't have them yet.

01:09:36It was like, that was like mid fifties or early fifties.

01:09:38So 1950, this is happening.

01:09:40Or what you said?

01:09:4048.

01:09:41It happened at 48.

01:09:42The book comes out.

01:09:43You did not have like the plan nine and that yet.

01:09:46So even if he saw one of those movies, he goes, let me make up this thing called alien

01:09:49tech and I'll be the oil magnet of alien tech.

01:09:52That makes no sense.

01:09:53But it sounds like is this guy saw something and then told people, Hey, I, I have the first

01:09:59I'm in on this thing.

01:10:01I'm, I'm, I'm the first guy on this.

01:10:02So you kind of think it's both are true.

01:10:04Meaning he didn't see something, but then maybe lied about something he got from it.

01:10:09He lied about him knowing what the hell it was.

01:10:11Yeah.

01:10:12The idea he was given was from the crash.

01:10:15I don't think it was from the, I don't think it was from the pop culture.

01:10:18Like there wasn't, it wasn't a movie called Aztec.

01:10:21You know what I'm saying?

01:10:21There was, it was two books written in how many years apart.

01:10:23So I think it was a thing where, yeah, maybe I'm sure they're going to be wrong.

01:10:28War of the world, war of the world was what year?

01:10:301950 something, whatever it was.

01:10:31The radio.

01:10:32Well, that was, I don't know where that was, whatever it is.

01:10:35So you could maybe dreamt it up and he did it, but it seems way too convenient of a, of

01:10:40a, of a thought process than to just be like, Oh, I actually did see something.

01:10:44And then, but I'm going to be the guy who like harnesses it and makes it available for

01:10:48everybody.

01:10:49And so I can make my, my millions and then eventually billions.

01:10:52That was no 1897, 1897.

01:10:56Oh, really?

01:10:57Yeah.

01:10:57It was, it's real.

01:10:57It's all the radio show that you're radio, the radio show was later, but I think that

01:11:02was like, then there was forties their forties.

01:11:03Yeah.

01:11:04So it was in the lexicon.

01:11:06It was in the, in the public eye, but not to the level of like, to, to make that leap.

01:11:11Yeah.

01:11:11Maybe somebody dreamt it up.

01:11:12Maybe he did, but I don't know if I was a guy writing a book and I had enough information.

01:11:17I don't think, but if I found out it was a scam, I, especially back then they were like,

01:11:21a man's only worth his word, you know, like way more like, way more like totally because

01:11:25you could just lie.

01:11:26Yeah.

01:11:27You didn't have social media.

01:11:28You could just go to the next town and have a new family at that point.

01:11:31You could just say, yeah, you just have a new name.

01:11:32I mean, you could just give whatever name you wanted.

01:11:34Yeah.

01:11:35That's interesting.

01:11:36You know, it's interesting, Patrick, when you say this, it makes me think like when there

01:11:39is disclosure, there is going to be a bunch of stories.

01:11:42Like some of these people that we thought were just like using this to make fast money,

01:11:47they're actually going to have had the experience, but they're still American.

01:11:51So they want to make fast money.

01:11:52You know, like we're going to find out like the most profound alien experience.

01:11:57Then the guy opened a motel at an airport called the alien.

01:12:00You know what I mean?

01:12:00Well, look at, look at Roswell.

01:12:01Look at these people that around it.

01:12:03I mean, when in the Brazilian one, they, you know, I think it actually happened, but

01:12:13the town was like, Hey, we can help the town out and I can, I can open my UFO motel and

01:12:17I can do a thing here.

01:12:18And then Roswell does the same thing.

01:12:20It's like a, it's like an all alien themed town.

01:12:22I mean, area 51 has that too.

01:12:23If you go out to area 51, they got extraterrestrial highway.

01:12:27You go to the little alien, you know, they got a UFO out there and an alien.

01:12:31And you can take pictures with, and you can go up to the gate of area 51.

01:12:36You know, it's like, yeah.

01:12:37So it's one of those things where it's like, does that mean it didn't happen at all?

01:12:40Or is it just as a reaction of the place?

01:12:44Yes.

01:12:45You know what I'm saying?

01:12:46Like it's, you know, after the fact.

01:12:47Yeah.

01:12:48And I think it's, I think it happens.

01:12:49And then people go, Oh no, now we get to like kind of, you know, make it a thing.

01:12:53Yeah.

01:12:54Sure.

01:12:55Yeah.

01:12:56Keep the lore alive, keep the story alive, make some money off it.

01:12:57Yeah.

01:12:58Why not?

01:12:59Absolutely.

01:13:00What ended up happening with this Aztec case?

01:13:01That's just where it is now.

01:13:02And people that that's not like a bunch of new information or anything has come out.

01:13:05It's just kind of like looking back at Roswell, right?

01:13:07Like the information's there.

01:13:08Like that's what there is.

01:13:10Yeah.

01:13:11The hieroglyphic writing and all of that is kind of interesting for that to come out 36 years

01:13:15later in 1986, after the book about Roswell that does mention hieroglyphic stuff too.

01:13:20So yeah, it's like, why did that take 36 years to, but there was, you know what it was?

01:13:25There was a big boom in the late seventies, mid seventies, late seventies, all the way through

01:13:31the eighties of UFO stuff, right?

01:13:34Books and just like conferences started happening, you know, all these things that have never happened

01:13:39before that kind of grew this industry that had not existed before.

01:13:44And I definitely think some people, you know, like little fish to shark just tagged along

01:13:51for the ride that, you know, don't really have.

01:13:54Yeah.

01:13:55Just cash in, just making up bullshit.

01:13:58But the, but the original seed, like the ground zero of it, like a better phrase, but

01:14:03the original part could have been is completely genuine, completely truthful.

01:14:07Totally.

01:14:08Totally.

01:14:09I really liked the Roswell case actually a lot.

01:14:11It's kind of a cliche case and it's, and it's in my opinion, the most famous UFO case

01:14:15in the world.

01:14:16I actually find that case to be quite compelling and incredible.

01:14:20I think so as well.

01:14:22I think the more you get away from it, it seems more and more believable.

01:14:25Yeah.

01:14:26I'm just so much about it.

01:14:27I definitely need to get more into it, but I think, you know, based on what you guys

01:14:31think, I think the saddest UFO grift and it's been happening the last month and now it's

01:14:35probably done if you've seen it, it's these little person actors that have to play Lilo

01:14:42and stitch or Lilo or stitch.

01:14:44They're just like, they have the saddest face of themselves.

01:14:47They dress them up as the alien for these parties and they look fucking miserable.

01:14:53Are Lilo and stitch aliens?

01:14:55Lilo and one of them is the, I don't know which one of it's Lilo or stitch.

01:14:58One of them is alien.

01:14:59One's a little girl, I think.

01:15:00But.

01:15:01Oh yeah.

01:15:02Yeah.

01:15:03Oh, I didn't know the thing.

01:15:04I didn't know the little monster was an alien alien.

01:15:05He's, he's, he's being hunted by an intergalactic.

01:15:07Anyway, it's giving our little person.

01:15:10Spoilers.

01:15:11Saddest economy ever.

01:15:13Cause they're in blue.

01:15:15I would be sad about that too.

01:15:17Just because you know, one of them was like, I wish you just put me in the blue man

01:15:21group.

01:15:22Like I wanted, I guess I gotta do this shit.

01:15:25But what, one of the things that made me think that my last thing might be credible

01:15:28is you mentioned how, uh, Richard Dolan talked about it.

01:15:31And I'm like, he's pretty, pretty straightforward.

01:15:33Richard, Richard Dolan.

01:15:34Yeah.

01:15:35The guy, you know, very believable guy.

01:15:37Yeah.

01:15:38I think does his due diligence and really cares about, cares about things.

01:15:40And I think also has a bullshit meter on a lot of this.

01:15:43I think he, you know, knows the, you know, there's a lot of information about this

01:15:47world.

01:15:48So if he's talking about it, there might be, there's probably some meat to the bone.

01:15:51I agree.

01:15:52Yeah.

01:15:53But look, that's it for that story and everything.

01:15:56Um, you know, final thoughts, guys, what are you, I don't know.

01:16:00I'm excited.

01:16:01You mentioned this next congressional hearing.

01:16:03I'm dying.

01:16:04Yeah.

01:16:05I know that by this point it'll be out, but when we're recording nap and, uh, nap and,

01:16:12and, and, and Corbell have something else coming out.

01:16:15I don't know any details about it, but they have something else coming out that should be

01:16:19out by now, uh, that I'm hoping is really great.

01:16:22Um, I always liked their, their, their, their drops.

01:16:25They got a new job.

01:16:26Interesting.

01:16:27So you, you don't mean the video they just dropped, right?

01:16:29Uh, the cloud video, you mean something else.

01:16:31Something else.

01:16:32Yeah.

01:16:33Interesting.

01:16:34So that's what he was telling me, but the, um, J rod's back, baby.

01:16:37We listened to a video, a music video with J rod, but it's like DJ cool cat from that

01:16:44Paul Abdul video.

01:16:45Steven Greer is Paul Abdul.

01:16:46It's Steven Greer.

01:16:47It's Steven Greer.

01:16:48It's Steven Greer.

01:16:49It's Steven Greer.

01:16:50It's Steven Greer.

01:16:51Danny Sheehan on the keys in the back.

01:16:52It's Steven Greer and J Rod.

01:16:54It's Steven Greer and J Rod.

01:16:55He's got the body for it.

01:16:57It goes, the UFO topic takes two steps forward and two steps forward.

01:17:02God, that was like the first time I got a boner in that music video.

01:17:05But not for Paul Abdul, but for the hot cat or dog.

01:17:09We come together cause aliens attack, you know, that was like, you know, she capitalized

01:17:17on the Roger rabbit craze and she's like, yeah, but you haven't seen someone fuck one

01:17:21yet.

01:17:22That's where I come in.

01:17:25That's where I black out.

01:17:26We all thought that was going to happen in Roger rabbit though.

01:17:29You know, we were all secretly hoping for some.

01:17:32Remember the fan, the fan art with Jessica, Jessica rabbit.

01:17:36Just nude those boobs.

01:17:38Oh man.

01:17:39Absolutely.

01:17:40I almost had a lot of new listeners for our podcast before that.

01:17:43Jessica rabbit booby comments.

01:17:45I will say, I think people also, I think Paula or somebody thought DJ cool cat was going

01:17:51to be more of a thing.

01:17:52I thought she, I think she thinks she was going to do like a show or movie with it because

01:17:55they've been a lot.

01:17:56That was the nineties man.

01:17:58You know how much animation had to go into him being in that, like that Roger rabbit style.

01:18:02There were 10 animators who died.

01:18:03Some daughter of one of the guys.

01:18:12He's like, my father died making DJ cool cat.

01:18:15He brought disgrace to my family.

01:18:19Final thoughts.

01:18:20I'm hoping that the car belting is huge.

01:18:30And then also the congressional hearing.

01:18:33I hope they have really a witness that like, I never heard of in that, that it really, really

01:18:38brings something to the table.

01:18:39I just hope I say, man, yeah, that's all I want.

01:18:44I just want one experience.

01:18:45He's been, that's interesting.

01:18:47He's just been eating more eggs.

01:18:48Just have some, some kind of egg experience.

01:18:51He's been eating bad.

01:18:54Hoping that I'm going to talk to an international being.

01:18:57No, it's sepsis.

01:18:58I have to ask though.

01:19:06Cause I, if I'm, if I'm watching this, I'm going to be like, oh, what, what did they

01:19:11just say?

01:19:12So is Corbell bringing out a witness?

01:19:15I don't know.

01:19:16I have no, I know.

01:19:17It's he, he, he speaks in very, he knows.

01:19:21I said, Hey, can we talk to you before to get like some kind of morsel for, and he's

01:19:25like, no, but you can find out after it's done.

01:19:28And I was like, Mr.

01:19:30Carbell has been around the block.

01:19:31He knows our tricks.

01:19:35Yeah.

01:19:36Would you enlighten me with what you're going to talk about?

01:19:38Perhaps a tasty model.

01:19:39Also from you.

01:19:40Mr.

01:19:42And he's like, no kid.

01:19:44Get to the back.

01:19:45Scram.

01:19:46He said, scram.

01:19:47He ran away.

01:19:48Now I've been in this UFO business.

01:19:50Fucking hacks.

01:19:51Yeah.

01:19:52Fucking hacks.

01:19:53That is true.

01:19:54We're new to the ufologist.

01:19:55So I'm sure ufologists are gonna be like, you guys think you fucking know about a

01:19:56rectal probe.

01:19:57I fucking lived a record.

01:19:58I remember.

01:19:59I remember the eighties and they were hand cranked.

01:20:05Well, what's been like some of the, you know, speaking of that, like starting this

01:20:12podcast, like what are been some of the more interesting things about starting it and

01:20:17kind of getting it going and maybe some of the, you know, bad things that you've had

01:20:22along the way.

01:20:23I'll say the good thing meeting guys like you, you know, we've, we've had incredible.

01:20:26Yeah.

01:20:27You know, like just to give a plug for a show, we've had amazing comedians like, you know,

01:20:31like Mark Norman and Michael Ian Black.

01:20:33We're actually having Michael Ian on again very soon and Dan Soder.

01:20:36But we've also had some of these guys in the community, like the Ross Colhart's, the George

01:20:42Knapps, the Sarah Gams, the Michael Masters.

01:20:45The, I mean, we've really just walked out as far as we, we had Ralph Blumenthal on.

01:20:49We, we, we've just got to really pick these people's brains.

01:20:52It's been amazing.

01:20:53Yeah.

01:20:54And it's, and some people that are into it, it's like a dream, you know, dream come true.

01:20:56And then, you know, the, and then the, a bad, the bad part is that, um, uh, no other

01:21:01comics will talk to us ever again.

01:21:03They don't know.

01:21:04The bad thing that we've, we're in a manic depressive episode.

01:21:08And, uh, the bad part is, is it caused Sean's divorce and it's working on mine.

01:21:13It's, it's, it's, I'm working on St. Germain's divorce now.

01:21:19Yeah.

01:21:20That's how that goes.

01:21:21And they try to shift it.

01:21:23We saw the orb go from me to you.

01:21:26Yeah.

01:21:27No, but you know what it is to be honest, man, like art business, in my opinion, I'm not

01:21:33speaking for Dan here.

01:21:34Yeah.

01:21:35Our business.

01:21:36I'm so glad that Dan wanted to do this, the show with me because our business has changed

01:21:40so much.

01:21:41We've been in our business for so long and comedy and, and, and, you know, whatever, regular

01:21:45show business and the model of it has changed so much for most things in life after pandemic,

01:21:49whatever it is, that this is something that we both have an absolute blast doing anything

01:21:54you're in for a while and you kind of see the ins and outs, you might get a little disenchanted.

01:21:57Yeah.

01:21:58I still love comedy, but this is like, it's like having, it's like being able to like be

01:22:03immersed in our hobby.

01:22:04It's, it's, it's, it's fantastic.

01:22:06And it's, it's new and exciting.

01:22:07And even though I've been into it since that article, I, I, I I'm, I'm never not going

01:22:11to be into this stuff.

01:22:12The podcast was originally just going to be like a, you know, like kind of a, a dumb people

01:22:16story, you know, like, you know, it's gonna be a fun podcast, but it was, you know, more

01:22:19like an, are you garbage?

01:22:20And, and, uh, you know, like after a while I, I, I listened to the Jake Garber interview

01:22:25and then we had Ryan Sprague on and then I was just like, Sean, let's just fucking do

01:22:29this hard.

01:22:30Right.

01:22:31Let's just try this.

01:22:32Yeah.

01:22:33I like it.

01:22:34Yeah.

01:22:35Are you garbage is a great, I listened to that.

01:22:37I love that.

01:22:38Yeah.

01:22:39They are so funny, dude.

01:22:41In fact, I watched a, I just watched an episode a couple of nights ago of those guys

01:22:45went on, um, um, taste buds with, um, Sal Volcano.

01:22:52Oh yeah.

01:22:53Yeah.

01:22:54Yeah.

01:22:55The Chris is the other guy's name.

01:22:56No, no.

01:22:57That's, um, Hey babe.

01:22:58Oh, uh, Oh, Hey babe.

01:22:59Taste buds is the Rose, the Rose in the Rosa.

01:23:03Yeah.

01:23:04He's got, he's got like a restaurant, I think in Jersey or New York or something around the

01:23:07corner from my house and lower east side.

01:23:08He has a sandwich spot.

01:23:09Yeah.

01:23:10Sandwich spot.

01:23:11Yeah.

01:23:12Dude.

01:23:13I saw an episode with, are you garbage?

01:23:14And, and those guys was so funny.

01:23:16They were talking about, uh, um, what was it?

01:23:19Arizona iced tea verse Snapple.

01:23:21And I couldn't believe the detail they went into the arguments they made that were, it

01:23:27was, it was a waste of my life, but the best waste of my life.

01:23:32Like I was just so intrigued.

01:23:34It was hilarious.

01:23:35Yeah.

01:23:36Unlike the important ones we're doing in the UFO quantum field.

01:23:41Hey, no, those guys, that's, that's a, that's a very Jersey Philly show that you would

01:23:50listen to.

01:23:51That's a bunch of Philly guys.

01:23:52And then Valconn.

01:23:53I liked that.

01:23:54I lived in Philly for, um, a little while.

01:23:56I lived in Lancaster as well.

01:23:57Uh, Lancaster, Pennsylvania, um, for, for a few years in my twenties.

01:24:01Stop ragging.

01:24:02Yeah.

01:24:03I love you.

01:24:04Yeah.

01:24:05Amish country, baby.

01:24:07Let's go.

01:24:08But dude, but also as a side thing, we can't thank you enough for having us on the show.

01:24:11Like, Oh dude, this was so much fun.

01:24:13Absolute blast, man.

01:24:14I had so much fun, man.

01:24:16And please in the near future, come back on ours and we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll

01:24:19pick something to talk about and we'll, we'll just go off again.

01:24:22Absolutely, man.

01:24:23Yeah.

01:24:24I laughed so much, man.

01:24:25I can't wait to put this out.

01:24:26Um, I was real excited telling people about this, to be honest with you guys.

01:24:29Can't wait.

01:24:30I don't get to, you know, I, I think that, you know, when I promoted the episode we did

01:24:35and I put it in my video, I made a point to something I thought about after I was done

01:24:39with y'all's podcast.

01:24:40I just thought, God, this is, I just, first of all, I love to laugh and I, humor's in my

01:24:45regular daily life.

01:24:46That's just all.

01:24:47I'm all about that.

01:24:48Nice.

01:24:49And, and I, but I don't think this community has that enough.

01:24:52Yeah.

01:24:53I think people take this too.

01:24:54So seriously.

01:24:55And it's so great that you guys bring this mix of levity humor to a topic that you're

01:24:59clearly also passionate and serious about and finding that you guys have that balance.

01:25:03And that's, I just think that's so cool, man.

01:25:05I wish, uh, the burbs rose like so much success and growing and thank you.

01:25:10And then thank you.

01:25:11I mean, without a doubt, dude.

01:25:12Um, yeah.

01:25:13Yeah.

01:25:14That means.

01:25:15Yeah.

01:25:16I'm jealous.

01:25:17I guarantee you were better hangs than Jason Sands.

01:25:19That's all.

01:25:20Yeah.

01:25:21It's like a real rough hang.

01:25:23I don't know.

01:25:24He's got that.

01:25:25He's got that in on the alien dick.

01:25:26So I don't know, man.

01:25:31Yeah.

01:25:32Like we said, open invitation, come on our show anytime.

01:25:34And we'll, we'll shoot.

01:25:35Absolutely.

01:25:36Same, same here, man.

01:25:37Well, thank y'all so much, man.

01:25:38Thank you, buddy.

01:25:39Talk to you soon.

01:25:40Absolutely.

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