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00:00Music
00:26Cat, boys, daddy's home. I'm hit.
00:30Music
00:35Hey!
00:36What the hell are you doing?
00:40What are you doing?
00:42No, hold on a second.
00:43Sneaking up on a half-naked lady doesn't aim for people like you.
00:46Just stop, stop. Where's Cat?
00:48Well, she ain't here, is she?
00:50So take your rose, and your donkey, and vamoose.
00:54No, Eli-
00:55I've got to-
01:00Right, right.
01:01One.
01:02One.
01:03One.
01:04Two.
01:05Two.
01:06Four.
01:07Three.
01:08For God's sake, you two, pack it in.
01:09Watch someone's eye out.
01:10I don't know how laughs that dreamin' was.
01:11Anyone seen my phone?
01:12No.
01:13Anything from Mo?
01:14The old building keeper locked up for all I care.
01:16Oh, you two, that's my phone, give it here.
01:18I could swing for her lumbering me with all of this.
01:21Right, come on.
01:22You have one message.
01:23Okay, it's me.
01:24I just want to say to them, I'm really sorry.
01:26You know, I've not been.
01:27Three, two, one.
01:28No!
01:29Jane?
01:30Jane, you all right?
01:31Do I look all right?
01:32What's happened?
01:33It was him.
01:34It was him.
01:35Right, you two, put them down and get upstairs now.
01:36They're on the barrier.
01:37I can't look.
01:38Is it bad?
01:39Well, it ain't good, Jane.
01:40You've got a dart sticking out your arm.
01:41I think I feel a bit faint.
01:42No!
01:43Only needs a plaster on it.
01:44I need to go to A&E.
01:45Bit dramatic, innit?
01:46Well, a tetanus at least.
01:47Oh, I'll sort it out myself.
01:48Oh, I'll sort it out myself.
01:49Oh!
01:50Oh!
01:51Oh!
01:52Oh!
01:53Oh!
01:54Oh!
01:55Oh!
01:56Oh!
01:57Oh!
01:58Oh!
01:59Oh!
02:00Oh!
02:01Oh!
02:02Oh!
02:03Oh!
02:04Oh!
02:05Oh!
02:06Oh!
02:07Oh!
02:08Oh!
02:09Any chance of a coffee?
02:11Nan, you got nicked for shaking your lettuce in the middle of the square on our opening
02:14night.
02:15You can go swivel!
02:17Jean?
02:18Charming.
02:19Louie, if you want to go to Nora's house, you've got to be ready in five minutes!
02:30Why aren't you on the stall?
02:31Late shift.
02:32Since when does Peter do shifts?
02:33You better not be messing him about, Oscar.
02:34Mm-hm.
02:35You all right, mate?
02:36Ready to bust some more moves?
02:37We do choice of one.
02:38You, my friend, have got some tasty.
02:39You, my friend, have got some tasty.
02:40You two really did have some fun last night, eh?
02:41Is Mike coming round again tonight?
02:42Is Mike coming round again tonight?
02:44Mike?
02:45Oscar's friend.
02:46Tell you what?
02:47Why don't we go to the cafe?
02:48Why don't we go to the cafe?
02:49Why aren't you on the stall?
02:50Why aren't you on the stall?
02:51Why aren't you on the stall?
02:52Late shift.
02:53I don't know.
02:54I don't know.
02:55I don't know.
02:56You're not going to be messing him about, Oscar.
02:57Mm-hm.
02:58You all right, mate?
02:59Ready to bust some more moves?
03:00We do choice of one.
03:01You, my friend, have got some tasty.
03:04You two really did have some fun last night, eh?
03:07Is Mike coming round again tonight?
03:09Mike?
03:10Oscar's friend.
03:12Tell you what, why don't we go to the cafe?
03:17Treat ourselves.
03:18Go on, go get your shoes on.
03:19Yes.
03:20Why was that psycho in my house?
03:27It's not as bad as it sounds, really.
03:30No, but it is bad, Oscar.
03:32He was here with Jimmy and Louis.
03:35And I thought I was the drama queen.
03:37Don't go giving it the biggun to me, Oscar.
03:40Is that why you're not on the stall?
03:42Because you're scared to leave the house?
03:44Mike, that's it.
03:45I'm calling Uncle Jack.
03:47Are you joking?
03:48We...
03:49I'm trying to sort this mess out for you.
03:51Okay.
03:52Let me speak to Jack, yeah?
03:53This is my mess.
03:54I'll deal with it.
03:55Well, make sure you do.
03:56And quickly.
03:58It's not Peter you're going to have to worry about.
04:01I'll kick you out myself.
04:02Avani!
04:03Tony.
04:04Hey!
04:05Are you in answering my calls?
04:06Don't know.
04:07Well, have you thought any more about my proposal?
04:08You're making it sound like it's a business deal.
04:11Okay.
04:12Sorry, Pontre Sowet.
04:13Avani, hey, why are you not answering my calls?
04:17I don't know.
04:18OK, well, have you thought any more about my proposal?
04:21You're making it sound like it's a business deal.
04:23Sorry, I'm going to try the words.
04:25I'm serious, though, Avani.
04:27I will look after this baby.
04:30Listen, if you end this pregnancy, there is no going back, do you understand?
04:34So please, just... just don't make any rash decisions.
04:40There you go.
04:41Oh, thank you.
04:42All right, kid?
04:43Yeah, I'm meeting Barney.
04:45Nice talk to you, too.
04:47Is she OK?
04:48Of course not. She's a teenager.
04:49Figures. I've got to get back to her.
04:50OK.
04:58Stace, it's Alfie. Listen, what the hell is going on, OK?
05:00I've got Elaine in my flat, Kat's gone AWOL, I don't know where the kids are,
05:03and I'm going off my nuts, so can you call me back ASAP?
05:08Uh, you haven't seen Kat at all, have you?
05:09No.
05:10OK, I'll tell you what, then.
05:12Um, I'll have a coffee. Actually, I'll have a gallon.
05:16They run out of straw kangaroos?
05:18Ha! Very good, Nicola.
05:19No, I just had a stopover in Spain, that's all.
05:22Oh, jet lag's a killer, ain't it?
05:23Cheap Spanish beer's even worse. I remember the first one, and after that, gone.
05:28Drinking to forget.
05:30I'm struggling to remember. Listen, uh, you haven't seen Kat anywhere, have you?
05:33Harry, let me get you something, babe.
05:36No, thanks. I feel sick all of a sudden.
05:39Hello, Nicola? Kat?
05:41I'm not the horsey and I, Alfie.
05:42OK, I'll tell you.
05:45Stace!
05:46So, darling, where are you?
05:49Come on.
05:51Oi, the fridge was empty after you left this morning.
05:54Now, if you're going to live with us, you've got to contribute, mate.
05:57Aye, aye, Captain.
05:58The perils of shared accommodation, aye? There you go.
06:01When the money comes in from the pub, you'll be fine.
06:04Oh, handsome, minted and single.
06:07You want to be careful.
06:08Women will be queuing up for you.
06:10Some of them might want to take advantage.
06:12You don't think that's what he's hoping for?
06:15I'm going back to work now.
06:17Yeah.
06:22What are you saying?
06:23It's all done. How much longer is it going to be for?
06:25I told you, just a few more days.
06:28Got to keep your stache safe.
06:30Can't keep it in the flat, it's too risky.
06:32You sitting in a sprint while you weren't there when you got nicked.
06:34You?
06:34Can't just try on your next job.
06:35Yeah, man, I'm on it.
06:37Got something lined up nicked up today.
06:38Good.
06:42I'll be in touch.
06:56Oi, what?
06:58Get your head out of the clouds and do some work.
07:00I've had enough time to set this place up on my own.
07:02Yeah, uh, let me make up to you, yeah?
07:06Coffee on me?
07:08Yeah.
07:08Yeah, go on then.
07:09Mm-hmm.
07:12This is getting embarrassing now.
07:22Accept it, guys.
07:23I'm just not that into you, all right?
07:24Oh, we was just waiting for little Louie and Jimmy.
07:27Come home, won't we, Harrison?
07:28Don't we take them to the pub?
07:30Got some ice cubes.
07:31Don't even say their names.
07:34Look, it's me you want, all right?
07:36So let's just get this over with.
07:37Excuse me.
07:44Sorry, sorry, sorry.
07:46Ah, I've got your fruit.
07:47Let me help.
07:50Stacey, where are Kat and the boys?
07:52What happened in Spain?
07:53To me, what happened in Spain?
07:54Mate, keep me around the donkey.
07:56Listen, when you bailed out on the money, right, I had no leverage to pay them geezers off.
08:00So she, she's still missing.
08:05Stacey, what happened, darling?
08:07I mean, how did Kat take it?
08:10Take what?
08:11Well, you said she knows.
08:14Hey, I've been looking everywhere for you.
08:18What are you doing back there?
08:19Alfie's for me, they're beautiful.
08:22Huh?
08:22Here, Trace, get the bubbles.
08:24We've got some celebrating to do.
08:25Have we?
08:26Yeah.
08:27Because while you was off on your jollies, me and Stace, we bought the Vic.
08:32What?
08:33Yeah.
08:33We put all our money together, didn't we, Stace?
08:35Welcome to your new home.
08:37No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
08:40No, I don't believe it.
08:42Ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention, please?
08:45I'd like to propose a toast to Alfie Moon.
08:48Yeah!
08:49You landlord of the business!
08:55The biggest liar in world, friends!
08:57Stop, stop!
08:58Stop!
08:59Why'd you keep it from me, eh?
09:01A sinner.
09:02I'm sorry, Ron, I thought I was doing the right thing.
09:04The right thing, lying about a cancer scare and then chasing after Hayley?
09:08What?
09:08I had to tell her, um, about Hayley and Cherry.
09:13Yeah, go see, about that.
09:15Save it, Alfie.
09:16Right, and you can shove that donkey where the sun don't shine.
09:19I've got a pub to run.
09:30Threatening little babies.
09:32That's low.
09:33You know what's lower?
09:34The groves.
09:35You want revenge?
09:36I get it.
09:37And yeah, I deserve it, but this is it, Mike.
09:40You do this, you leave my family alone.
09:42Deal.
09:44One rule.
09:46Don't touch the face.
09:47Okay.
09:50My granddad was a boxer.
09:52Must run the family.
09:53Yeah?
09:53Did you really think I got Kiki was all it was going to take?
10:03I want to make sure you never open your mouth again, mate.
10:05Oi!
10:06Go back inside, there's nothing to see you, granddad.
10:08Hey, hey, hey.
10:08I've got this.
10:09Looks like ABH to me.
10:10I've got this, Jack.
10:11Michael Smith, right?
10:13I've seen you file.
10:15It's your sugar daddy, Oscar.
10:17Hey.
10:17You threaten any of my family again, I will not turn you up a cheek.
10:22Do you understand, mate?
10:24Now disappear!
10:27So the squeed has got a pig in the family, eh?
10:30It all makes sense now.
10:39Well done.
10:40You just made it worse.
10:42Oh, you're welcome.
10:47Hey, Nana.
11:03Can you believe it, eh, darling?
11:05The cat's only gone and brought us the pub back again.
11:08It's good.
11:10But you always said it was me and cat, didn't you?
11:13You always said it was written in the stars, well, you know, typical me.
11:16I've gone and blown it again like I always do.
11:20You can say that again.
11:25I am so sorry, cat.
11:27Why do I fall for it every time?
11:30You said you were scared because your cancer was back.
11:33Who does that?
11:34I know.
11:34I know, and that was wrong of me.
11:36Oh, do you think?
11:37I should have known you were lying because your lips were moving.
11:40I know.
11:41I know.
11:42I know.
11:43And I hate myself for it, all right?
11:47All that lying behind your back and sneaking around.
11:49But I just thought if you actually knew what I was doing, then you'd be hurt by it.
11:55And I was panicking because...
11:57Well, the lies, they start snowballing, don't they?
12:01And they probably set me right if the cancer came back.
12:05Cherry's your daughter, all right?
12:09And if it was my Zoe in trouble, I'd be on the first plane.
12:12I can't be mad at you for that.
12:14It was Nana's dying wish that we are both happy.
12:24Yeah?
12:25And if finding Cherry makes you happy...
12:27From now on, we tell each other everything, yeah?
12:33Promise me.
12:34Because if you lie to me again, you're going to wish you were dead.
12:37I promise.
12:40And to my face.
12:42No more leaving drunken voicemails.
12:46What voicemail?
12:47The one you left last night.
12:49Did you listen to it?
12:53I started to.
12:55Until the twins started using Gina's target practice.
12:59Right, I'd better get downstairs, um...
13:01Have a shower, cos you stink.
13:05Oh, look.
13:06He's your partner in crime.
13:07What have you done?
13:23So, hang on.
13:24Your nan wants to bring up your baby.
13:27It's crazy, right?
13:28What's your bum going to say?
13:31Oh, God.
13:32What's your dad going to say?
13:33I mean, she reckons that she can, like, smooth it over with you.
13:36Oh, no.
13:38That is a hideous plan.
13:39All right, Bonnie, chill out.
13:41Sorry.
13:42Bonnie!
13:44Oh, sorry.
13:46Sorry, I'm fine.
13:47I've just remembered I've got to go and have a baby.
13:49Oh, a bath.
13:50Bath, I said bath.
13:52A nice hot bath.
13:58You told him, then.
14:00How did you find me?
14:01This place is the hub of teenage angst.
14:04Listen, I just want to talk to you.
14:08Okay, but why do you even want to do this?
14:11Because this baby is a part of our family.
14:14Our family?
14:15You know, our house literally got raided last week.
14:19Is that the type of thing you want to be bringing a baby up around?
14:22Well, no, it's not ideal.
14:24I just know that when Ashnit had her termination, it drove a wedge between us.
14:28We never healed, Avani.
14:31And I don't want the same happening to you and your mum.
14:34She won't look at you in the same way ever again.
14:38Sorry, are you trying to guilt trip me?
14:39No, it's not like that.
14:41Have you even asked Eve?
14:43Well, she'll understand.
14:44Oh, really?
14:45Yeah, great.
14:46Let's go tell Eve the happy news, then, shall we?
14:49Avani!
14:50Avani, wait!
14:52Avani, stop!
14:54Avani, wait!
14:55Why?
14:56Eve will be buzzing.
14:57Avani, just let me speak to her first, please.
15:00No.
15:00Avani, can you stop?
15:03Avani, you're making a fool of us.
15:05Can you stop?
15:05Well, there she is.
15:07Hi, guys.
15:08Hello.
15:09How are you now?
15:10Hey.
15:11Oh, look, there's a baby.
15:13It's so cute.
15:15Yeah, really cute.
15:16Not so cute at one in the morning.
15:18Four in the morning.
15:20I bet.
15:21Eve, you ever thought about kids?
15:24You're joking.
15:25I can't even get myself dressed in the morning.
15:27Oh, come on.
15:29I would love a little aunt, your uncle.
15:31Yeah, I hate to break it to your kid, but that ship has well and truly sailed.
15:35Yeah, no, I'm happy with our blended family.
15:38Oh, wow.
15:39Yeah.
15:40Well, that's nice, isn't it?
15:41See ya.
15:42It's weird.
15:43It's you for real?
15:44I know.
15:44You should have come to me.
15:54I was sorting it.
15:55Oh, it looks like it.
15:57I should have arrested them, but how do you think that's going to look for social?
16:00Do you want Jimmy taking any care?
16:02It won't come to that.
16:03The social's already up in its visits because of the fight you had with Ian last week.
16:07Look, now he knows the police are only next door, he'll back off, all right?
16:10Mike won't last until he knows it.
16:12Oscar, there you are.
16:13I can't even trust you to get me a cup of coffee, can I?
16:16Stall, now!
16:17I've only just got my family back on the jab.
16:22Just tell Lauren it's over.
16:25Please.
16:32I can't believe you got so out of it, you don't even remember leaving a voicemail.
16:36I'm sorry, what was that, Mother Teresa?
16:38Listen, I don't know.
16:39We'll just let her hear her and put it out there.
16:41Are you insane?
16:42If Kat finds out we've lost Zoe, she'll kill us.
16:45Okay, no, I get it, but I'll take it.
16:46Oh, yeah, you find the phone, delete the voicemail before it's too late.
16:50There you go, darling.
16:52Here.
16:54Cheers, thank you.
17:00What can I get you?
17:01A gin and tonic and vodka and tonic, please.
17:05What are you feeling now, Jane?
17:06Oh, it's a bit sore, actually.
17:09I'm fine.
17:10I mean, it was an accident, just the boys being overexcited.
17:13She should know better.
17:17Never turn your back on those twins.
17:19Oh, you were, dear.
17:20It was an accident, huh?
17:22An accident?
17:24Have you never seen The Shining?
17:26The beautiful wife to be.
17:31You lost on the horses, didn't you?
17:33You think I'm going to marry a man I don't know inside out?
17:38Yeah, ma, but when I win, I win big.
17:41And, baby, you're going to have the best wedding this side of Trinidad, I promise.
17:49It's over.
17:50Here, cat.
17:53Come here a minute.
17:55Here, what do you reckon?
17:56Why don't we have the donkey as the pub mascot?
17:58Yeah.
17:59Good day, Alfie.
18:00Yeah, congrats on getting this place out.
18:02Oh, thanks, Denise.
18:03You was the delighted Alfie.
18:04Over the moon?
18:05Yeah, go on.
18:06What did?
18:07Oh, I just...
18:08Did you look like my voicemail?
18:09I left this silly, junking message last night.
18:12I was going to delete it.
18:13Oh, I'll do it.
18:14I was going to get some empties.
18:16Hey, Alfie.
18:17Come on, Paddy.
18:18Early usual, and one for yourself.
18:20Oh, thank you.
18:20Stace.
18:22Stace.
18:25Cat.
18:26What now?
18:28Mum looks a bit faint.
18:29I think you'd better come in.
18:30Oh, she's milking it, Stace.
18:31It was just a little prick.
18:32I'll be in in a minute.
18:35Oh, you scrote!
18:39I don't believe this.
18:44What is the point to you do?
18:46Has he told you everything?
18:48Look, we put a call out on Mike.
18:52I'm going to keep a close eye.
18:53Well, it don't mean he won't come back.
18:56Look, he's out on bail.
18:58I have one more thing and he's in trouble.
18:59He goes inside, so he's had a warning.
19:04Everything okay?
19:07You know, you should count yourself lucky that Peter doesn't know.
19:10Because he doesn't need an excuse to kick you out.
19:13This is your last chance, Oscar.
19:15Thank you, Uncle Jack.
19:22You came through for me.
19:25Cheers.
19:26Don't make me regret it.
19:27I don't know why, but I just have this irrational fear of your family.
19:40Well, I think it probably comes from being dangled off a bridge by your dad.
19:56Yeah, probably.
19:58Avani!
19:59And that's my cue.
20:00Good luck.
20:01Thanks.
20:03He's been calling you.
20:04And I've been ignoring you.
20:06This is ridiculous, Avani.
20:07Just talk to me.
20:08There's nothing to talk to.
20:09Right, listen, listen.
20:10I know it's not going to be easy, all right?
20:13But if it means this baby has a chance, well, it's worth it, isn't it?
20:16Yeah, you're right.
20:17It is worth it.
20:18But you only want this baby to make up for losing all your own children.
20:23That's not true.
20:24It is.
20:25You're not thinking about what's best for me.
20:27You're only thinking about yourself.
20:29And you're not used to hearing no for an answer.
20:32Avani, listen.
20:33But it is a no, okay?
20:34I'm not doing it.
20:35I can't.
20:35I've made an appointment for the clinic tomorrow.
20:40I'm going to have an abortion.
20:48You can do it.
20:49I can't believe that close it, Ross.
20:50Tell me about it.
20:51It's got years on me, hasn't it?
20:54Right, SFM cancelled.
20:56Wish I'd got my hands on him.
20:57Hey, don't worry about it.
20:59I'm going to buy you a new one tomorrow, okay?
21:00All bells and whistles, all right?
21:03You're looking better, Jane.
21:04I'm fine.
21:06I don't know why everyone's making such a second dance about it.
21:08You were lucky.
21:09I had one in my Ares once.
21:11Mind you, it healed quick enough.
21:13That's Andy.
21:13Seeing as you do most of your talking out of it.
21:17Right, ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention, please?
21:20What are you doing?
21:21Don't you worry about a thing, darling.
21:22Now, I know I've been described as the biggest donut on the planet by my lovely wife.
21:28Actually, a lot worse over the years.
21:31But, you know, after everything that I've thrown at her, I can't believe I've come home
21:36to find that she has bought me a boozer.
21:40A lot of thanks to Stacey and, of course, to Martin, yeah?
21:48To Martin.
21:48To Martin.
21:49Cheers, Martin.
21:51Now, a lot of you, you knew my Nana Moon, yeah?
21:54Yeah, yeah, well, before she departed, she always says, you make sure you keep that Kathleen
21:59by your side, because she will make you the happiest and luckiest man on this planet.
22:09You know what?
22:10You, the boys, and the Vic, she was right.
22:15You have made me the happiest and luckiest man in the world.
22:21Because of you, Kat.
22:23Because of you.
22:24Okay?
22:25So, everybody wants to raise your glasses, make some noise.
22:29To the next chapter.
22:31Oh, the Queen Vic!
22:36He's right about one thing.
22:37What's that?
22:38You are a donut.
22:39Okay, okay, well, who's the fresh start?
22:41A fresh start.
22:42All right.
22:42Come on.
22:52My contribution?
22:54Can't have you going hungry, can't we?
22:57Are you okay?
22:58Why wouldn't I be?
23:00Ravi.
23:02I can handle it, man.
23:09Take it.
23:09These belong to you, right?
23:12Why do you think that's okay?
23:14Hey?
23:15Dump your junk in every available space.
23:18And I'm fine with you being here, but it's got to be more considerate.
23:21Yeah, no, of course.
23:22Sorry.
23:23How you brought food?
23:25Good for him.
23:27Thanks.
23:34Don't worry.
23:34I'll put it in my bedroom.
23:35No, no, no, no.
23:35It's fine.
23:36I'll sort it, coach.
23:37Cheers.
23:39I'll go with you, by the way.
23:39Okay.
23:40Okay.
24:01What the hell are you doing?
24:01You ever said leave the stuff here?
24:07Now we're keeping the boss happy.
24:08But why are you feeling nuts?
24:11Okay.
24:13I'll just let him know you said no, then.
24:14I can't wait.
24:23Good man.
24:25Hey.
24:28Make sure you don't lose it this time, you know?
24:29Hey, Perry, you know what I'm thinking?
24:42Right, mate, we should have a regular sing-along night in here.
24:45Oh, you can do your Harry Belafonte, hey.
24:49The last time he shook his aging body like Harry Belafonte,
24:52he put his back on.
24:53Hey, I still got the moves, you know.
24:56Look at him, he's in his element.
25:05You know, you should diversify.
25:06Oh, you could set up another one here.
25:08Oh, you call it Stacey's Bigger Baps.
25:10No, I'm all right when we're normal baps on the market, thanks.
25:13It don't seem like celebrating, though, does it?
25:16What are you talking about?
25:17We deserve this.
25:18I'd never forgive myself if any of it happened to Cherry, right?
25:21So we're going to find a way to get the money to him.
25:23Yeah?
25:26You know, I can't do this, Stace.
25:30I'm lying to her again.
25:31The thing is over.
25:35Hello, mate, what can I get you?
25:36Oh, my God.
25:59Oh, my God.
25:59Oh, my God.
26:22Oh, my God.
26:23No, I'm friends, my family, okay?
26:33Blimey, get off of me.
26:36Peter.
26:38What are you doing?
26:41What's that?
26:43I thought you were a bargain.
26:44You've got a knife in your bedroom.
26:46Why is there a knife in your room?
26:48No, I'm done.
26:49I'm not having no one in the boys put in danger.
26:51I'm sorry.
26:51No way, mate.
26:52No way.
26:53You've got your last chance.
26:54Get out of my house.
26:55Now.