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00:00It's a bitch song, but it still rocks.
00:27So cool.
00:29Do this.
00:30Is that white power?
00:32Fuck white power.
00:33It's the devil.
00:34It means rock and roll forever and tongue kiss hot babes and smoke pot all day.
00:38Yeah!
00:38Yeah!
00:47Your old man's ready for YouTube maggots.
00:49Yeah!
00:51All right, motherfuckers, let's go.
00:53That's right here.
00:53Let's go.
00:54Let your money talk.
00:55Come on.
00:55What you got?
00:56All right.
00:56Let's go.
00:57Let's go.
00:58Let's go.
00:59Oh, man.
01:00Come on.
01:01Come on.
01:02Come on.
01:03Come on.
01:04Come on.
01:05Do it all.
01:06Come on.
01:06Do it all.
01:08Come on.
01:08Do it all.
01:09No kicking.
01:09No biting.
01:10No grabbing.
01:12No.
01:13Ah, fuck that.
01:14No holds barred!
01:15Oh, man.
01:16No biting.
01:17Oh, man.
01:18Oh, man.
01:20Oh.
01:20Oh, man.
01:20Oh.
01:21Come on.
01:21Let's go.
01:23Don't be a faggot.
01:25Get in there and hit him.
01:27Oh, man.
01:28Oh, man.
01:29Oh, man.
01:30Oh, man.
01:30Come on, Chris.
01:32You hit like a girl.
01:34Deep plant high.
01:35Bottling plant massacre.
01:37Any event on where the dick maker might be.
01:39Come on, Chris.
01:40Don't be a pussy.
01:41Oh, man.
01:42Oh, man.
01:43He's doing the worm.
02:01Keith?
02:03Keith.
02:06Keith!
02:08Keith!
02:09Keith!
02:10We have a few leads.
02:11We have every cop in the country now looking for him.
02:15Keith!
02:16Keith!
02:17Keith!
02:19You dumb fuck!
02:21You killed your brother!
02:22You killed your brother, you piece of shit!
02:26You dumb fuck!
02:29You killed your brother!
02:32You killed him, you dumb fuck!
02:34You okay in there?
02:37Do you really wanna, do you really wanna taste it?
02:41Take a look!
02:50Get aну Đ
02:51Make a move extreme
02:53Make a bonus
02:54Shortcut to your dream
02:56별로 straight to the stars
02:58on that flying thing
03:01Get a 하는
03:02Get the snow blind game
03:03Set go
03:04big tune chicka boon in the world beyond
03:07Got a beat, got a heat on the phone, it's straight.
03:09Get your world apart.
03:11Once the magic starts.
03:14Do you really want me, really want to taste that?
03:18What's going on must come down.
03:20Do you really want me, really want to taste that?
03:23Baby, you're losing ground.
03:25Do you want to soon become the mirror eyes to hold?
03:29She's dancing with your blankets on.
03:32Throw your door, the invincible.
03:34Do you really want me, really want to taste that?
03:39What's going on must come down.
03:40Do you really want me, really want to taste that?
03:44Baby, you're losing ground.
03:46You're losing ground.
03:46Do you really want me, really want to taste that?
03:49She's dancing with your blankets on.
03:53Throw your door, the invincible.
04:04Dude.
04:07Dude.
04:12Dude.
04:15Hey, you okay in there?
04:19We gotta get the fuck out of here.
04:20Okay, on the TV.
04:21Supposed to be the guy watching our backs.
04:22Every police station in the country has one mandate this morning.
04:28Find and stop the peacemaker.
04:31You think he's a bird?
04:33A bird.
04:34Like Goff?
04:35Butterfly.
04:36Dude, a butterfly is a type of bird.
04:37Butterfly's not a bird, it's a fucking bug.
04:40Fucking out of bile, she fucked me.
04:41What?
04:42She probably planted that diary in my trailer.
04:43I knew I couldn't trust these people.
04:45Who the fuck's Judo Master?
04:46Judo Master's supposed to be there?
04:49Fuck it, can't worry about it now.
04:51Move.
04:52Got all the peacemaker helmets programmed in.
04:59These ones at the police station, they must have been confiscated yesterday.
05:03But these ones, that's gotta be Christopher.
05:07Sure.
05:07The diary is fake.
05:09Of course it's a fake.
05:10If I was gonna write a diary, it wouldn't be a diary.
05:12It'd be a fucking journal.
05:13Well, I would read anything you wrote, dude.
05:15I bet you could do some bomb poetry.
05:17Dude, I thought you said you didn't write a diary.
05:19I didn't. Did you see that thing? It looked like it fell out of my fucking vagina.
05:22Do I look like the type of guy to stay up all night collaging jupers and aliens and shit
05:25to put it in front of my fucking diary?
05:27On first impressions, I'd have said no.
05:29But after getting to know you a little bit, I gotta admit, it's definitely something I can see you doing.
05:33You know what? Fine, fuck it.
05:35If I enjoyed it, I wouldn't let people's judgments hold me back.
05:37I'd collage all sorts of shit.
05:39Yeah, that's cool of you.
05:40Yeah, it is fucking cool of me.
05:41I'd make a collage of the three of us, buckets and chicks,
05:43with a bunch of dolphins around us doing beer bongs in a Corvette.
05:46I don't want a dolphin watching me fuck you.
05:47Where are you going?
05:48Vigilante and me might as well get this done before they find us.
05:51What done?
05:52Kill this fucking cow.
05:53We are?
05:54Cool.
05:55Coming?
05:56No.
05:58Even.
06:05Fuck.
06:06God damn it.
06:08Among the many items found in the search of Christopher Smith's home
06:12was a diary written by the suspect.
06:15You did it, didn't you?
06:22Waller sent you here for this express purpose.
06:25Did what?
06:26Planted a diary in Peacemaker's trailer.
06:31Yes.
06:32That's why Peacemaker was chosen in the first place.
06:35You're going to loan Shooter, the poor bastard?
06:36He has a history of instability and conspiratorial beliefs.
06:39Couple that with violent outbursts, he was the perfect pawn.
06:42He was your fucking friend.
06:45Maybe you should back off.
06:46Oh yeah?
06:47Yeah, because you've been fucking with me from the first day I got here.
06:50Well, maybe I could sense your interior asshole.
06:52My what?
06:53Like inside of all of this nice person stuff, you're really just a fucking asshole.
06:58I thought you were bringing up some weird medical condition.
07:00Why would I bring up a medical condition?
07:02I don't know.
07:03Maybe because you seem like the kind of bitch who would pick on someone's health issues
07:06in the middle of an argument.
07:07Well, I'm not the one who just betrayed one of our own.
07:10Oh, okay.
07:11So it's okay to shoot an innocent man begging for his life.
07:15But this you have an issue with?
07:16He is a fellow soldier.
07:18Pretty random rule.
07:19That the only lives that matter are the lives of the ones who fight beside us?
07:23Yes!
07:23Well, that is an incredibly clever way of shutting yourself off from the rest of the world's problems.
07:31But for me, it doesn't work.
07:33I'm not made for this shit.
07:37I don't want to be here no more.
07:39So I'm leaving.
07:42Well, then why the fuck did you even come?
07:45Because I lost my job and my mother offered me this one.
07:50Your mother?
07:51Yes.
07:51But I didn't know that I was going to get caught up in Mars attacks.
07:56Holy fuck.
07:57Your mother is Amanda Waller?
08:01Hey, we need to get out of here.
08:03She's Waller's daughter.
08:05Yeah, I know.
08:06You think I wouldn't do a background check on anyone coming to work with us?
08:09I don't know how your weird butterfly brain works.
08:12She also planted the diary.
08:13I figured.
08:14She probably shouldn't have done that.
08:16And if she did, she should have waited until after we'd completed the mission.
08:18But that guy on TV, he's our man on the inside.
08:22Which means he's compromised.
08:23And since our weird butterfly brains inherit human memories, he'll know we're here.
08:28So drop whatever differences you two are having, pack up what you need and meet me in the lot.
08:32I fucking trusted you.
08:43What are you talking about?
08:44Man, every time we drink, you talk about TV shows.
08:48I'm sick of it.
08:48Bro, how have you not seen boondock scenes?
08:52It's a classic vigilante.
08:54Jesus, man.
08:57You scared the shit out of me.
08:59It's a fucking leprechaun, man.
09:02I don't know.
09:02Oh, my God.
09:03He's hilarious looking.
09:04Oh, he's getting mad.
09:07Oh, it's off to me, Lucky Charles.
09:09I love it.
09:11I love it.
09:13Okay.
09:13If you have a message for Chris or Eakley, please leave it at the tone.
09:20Chris, I just want to make sure you're okay.
09:23Let's try to figure this thing out.
09:27Call me.
09:30Fuck!
09:31Fuck!
09:31Fuck!
09:43Are you guys being a little nonchalant about all this?
09:47Economos, are you insinuating there is a wrong time and a right time to rock?
10:03They're on 395 North, about to pass the exit to Contourinus Road.
10:08I've got eyes.
10:12Got it!
10:13What the fuck was that?
10:38What are you doing?
10:39What?
10:40What?
10:41What?
10:42What?
10:43I'm a fuck.
10:44I'm a fuck.
10:45Oh.
10:46What?
10:47What?
10:48What?
10:49I'm a fuck.
10:50Oh, fuck.
10:51What?
10:52What?
10:53I'm a fuck.
10:55What?
10:56We're doing?
10:58Dad?
10:59Oh, fuck.
11:00What are you doing?
11:01What I should have done long ago!
11:15That's it, man. We gotta go. Come on, get up!
11:17There's no wrong time to rush!
11:27No! No, no, no! Beastmaker, we gotta go!
11:42Get the fuck away from me!
11:47Hmm. Well...
11:59Your son went in the woods!
12:01Lead the way!
12:03No!
12:15How the fuck did he find you?
12:17What?
12:23Fuck!
12:25Fuck!
12:27He's fast.
12:39You left your keys in the car.
12:41What? I was rushing!
12:43Ignore it! Let's go!
12:45I'm not kidding!
12:47There was at least 20 girls.
12:49You're an asshole, man. You're an asshole.
12:51So what do you wanna do tonight? You wanna go to the club?
12:53Yeah!
12:54Yeah!
12:55Yeah!
12:56Mother!
12:57Yeah!
12:58Yeah!
12:59Yeah!
13:00Yeah!
13:01Yeah!
13:02Yeah!
13:03Ugh.
13:04Oh, the mother!
13:05Get him!
13:06Kill!
13:10Yaaaaaah!
13:12Ugh.
13:13Let's go.
13:43Let's go.
14:13I know you're pissed, but...
14:30Get down, get down, get down, get down.
14:32He's right down there.
14:37He's running like a spaz.
14:40Let's go.
14:41Let's go.
14:42Let's go.
14:48Let's go.
14:49Let's go.
14:50Let's go.
14:51Hey, my...
14:52Let's go.
14:54Let's go.
14:55Let's go.
15:00Fucking raccoons are hardcore man wasn't exactly inconsistent with what I imagine would happen if a man just walked up and grabbed a wild raccoon
15:30Open up! Police! Police! Open up!
15:56Deirdre, Harcourt, go now. Do you hear me? You can do it.
16:01Police!
16:03I'm proud to have had you on my team.
16:06Finish the job! Kill the fucking cow!
16:15How do you know about the cow?
16:18Nothing you can do will make me...
16:21Now we really need to hurry. We need to get the teleportation equipment to the ranch.
16:29Hey!
16:30Iknoblok? He could have just joined us.
16:39You murdered him.
16:40The alternative was what? He was a warrior. Without him his outfit will have no chance of stopping us. Two clowns in costumes and a couple of rejects. We need to go.
17:02We need to go.
17:32Shit.
17:42Oh, shit.
17:45Shit.
17:53Ahh.
17:55Shit!
17:56abrir
17:57How the fuck are we going to do this without him?
18:20Cut!
18:22Ding dong, bitches.
18:24Oh, you've got to be fucking kidding me, Grindel.
18:27That's your last sucker punch, asshole.
18:34Come on.
19:04They're up a dope, dumb shit.
19:18What?
19:29You down now, motherfucker?
19:32I think you got him.
19:34He's right there.
20:00Fuck me.
20:01Fan out, Friday.
20:06Wait.
20:07I got something.
20:14The door.
20:18Come on.
20:20Hey, dude, what are you doing?
20:21Break the dash.
20:23Let's go.
20:23What the fuck's wrong with your bird?
20:34That is it.
20:34Stop it.
20:35What are you doing, man?
20:46This is the wrong time to rock, motherfucker.
20:48Now is.
20:48This is the wrong time to rock.
20:50Come on.
21:01Oh, stop.
21:03How did I find you guys, anyway?
21:07He put a GPS tracking device in Peacemaker's helmet.
21:14What?
21:14i didn't know i thought they were expensive
21:26oh i gotta be so fucking bad
21:31no eagly get back in the car john can you get him in the car
21:36sure i fucking babysit birds eagly please get in the car
21:42he's not listening get back in the car and crinkle a bag or something i'll think you have chips
21:48you're fucking kidding me who the fuck these are bird chips
22:12you want some chips huh yum yum
22:19fuck no
22:34what are you doing
22:45why the fuck are your pants all the way down
22:49i can't pee when clothes are touching my butt
22:51i can't pee
22:58i can't pee
23:03i can't pee
23:13I'll kill you, motherfucker!
23:29You think so?
23:37Forty years ago, God challenged me, as he did Abraham.
23:43But I was too weak to listen, but not no more!
23:49Kill that piece of shit, dragon!
23:51I knew you was unclean when you were born!
23:55And even more so when you killed your brother!
23:58That was you!
24:00Kill my dragon! Kill it!
24:02I knew when you listened to that devil music!
24:06I knew when you shaved your body like a woman!
24:09I knew when you slept with the whores of polluted blood and men!
24:15And even more so when you conspired with the forces of bafflement
24:19against the United States of America!
24:23And now, boy!
24:25I'll give your life!
24:27To...
24:29There are gaps in the armor, man!
24:32Let go!
24:33No!
24:39No, boy!
24:48Okay.
24:50I'm a piece of shit for listening to you for all those years.
25:15I'm a piece of shit for not telling you in your sleep.
25:20Well, go ahead and do it, you fucking pussy.
25:35I knew you couldn't do it, you faggot.
25:37Because I control you.
25:39Whether or not I kill you, you'll never be able to get the fuck away from-
25:43Dude, this is a really weird time to do your face exercises.
25:57I mean, I guess you don't get a totally sick, jacked face like yours without dedication,
26:12but-
26:13He's crying, asshole.
26:15Oh.
26:24Tender and ice touching.
26:26Hey, dude, that's creepy.
26:28Okay.
26:35No, no, nothing serious.
26:37Just some forms and stuff I have to fill out before I leave.
26:43Yeah.
26:44I love you too.
26:50Let me.
26:51What was your job before this?
27:10I ran a dog shelter.
27:12Oh, Jesus.
27:13Yeah.
27:14We lost funding.
27:15I think my mother saw an opportunity in my moment of weakness.
27:20She always wanted me to do this shit, so she asked me, again, to come work for her.
27:29Said she needed someone on the inside of a group of people she didn't trust.
27:33She doesn't trust anyone.
27:35Hell, I know.
27:38Did you tell her about Myrne?
27:41I couldn't decide if I was going to.
27:45I guess it doesn't matter now.
27:47I could tell you were hiding something.
27:49I could tell, you could tell.
27:52Shit made me agitated.
27:55Anyways, like I said, I'm not made for this shit.
28:00I'm not supposed to be here.
28:02That's why I was packing up.
28:04I just want to do whatever job I need to.
28:06We're telling right from wrong ain't advanced calculus.
28:11Well, that would be a shame.
28:13Shame? Why?
28:15Because you're good at the job.
28:20And because we need every hand on deck to try to go kill this cow.
28:25How?
28:26It's impossible.
28:27We couldn't even get there in time.
28:29God.
28:34Hey, John.
28:45Thank God you guys are here.
28:47What's going on?
28:48Dr. Hurwitz kindly stitched up eagerly and vigilante's being a total freak.
28:51Dude, they saw us.
28:53Peacemaker and I are wanted.
28:54What other choice do we have besides killing this veterinarian, this nurse, and this male nurse?
28:58You could just say two nurses, man.
29:00If I just say nurse, I think people will imagine it as a woman.
29:03He's standing right there.
29:04We don't have to imagine anything.
29:05It must be weird waking up every day and being a male nurse.
29:08You're a fucking busboy.
29:10Oh, great.
29:11Now we definitely have to kill them because you're giving away stuff about my secret identity.
29:16Do we really have to kill these people?
29:26No.
29:27We'll tie them up and by the time the morning staff comes in, we'll be long gone.
29:30They've seen our faces.
29:31If we can't stop the butterflies today, it won't matter.
29:35Okay.
29:38But we can't use duct tape.
29:39That'll hurt their skin when they try to pull it off.
29:41Where are you going?
29:42Just to call my wife.
29:43Tell her I'm on my way back.
29:46So you're compassionate about tape, but not brutally murdering people?
29:52Yes.
30:02God, please bring back my best pal, Eagli.
30:07And I never should have left him in my father's garage for four years when I went to prison.
30:12I should have found somebody better to take care of him.
30:15Like an ugly girl who was desperate for love and would have done anything I wanted when I was locked up.
30:20And, you know, I could have just broke up with her the moment I got out.
30:24I probably wouldn't even have had to have sex with her, right?
30:27Yeah, you know, probably just once, you know, to be nice.
30:32And probably because I was getting out of prison, I didn't want to anyway.
30:34It wouldn't even have been a chore.
30:37But I was selfish.
30:39And I was a bad friend, Eagli.
30:43The only one besides Keith that ever loved me for real.
30:46Oh, fuck.
30:47Fuck.
30:53Please, God.
30:56Don't do anything you want.
30:59Just please.
31:01Please.
31:03Keep Eagli alive.
31:12Buddy?
31:17You know, you're so happy to see me today wrap his wings around me and hugged me.
31:28And evil hugged you.
31:30Oh, yeah.
31:31Yeah, I call bullshit on that.
31:32You don't want to believe in miracles, that's on you.
31:33Wait.
31:34Where are you?
31:35You said you were going to be here two hours ago.
31:36Babe, I just saw an eagle hug.
31:37A human.
31:38With everything going on, what?
31:39Yeah.
31:41Fuck.
31:42Maybe.
31:43wait where are you you said you're gonna be here two hours ago babe i just saw an eagle hug
32:00a human with everything going on what yeah fuck maybe maybe it's a sign a sign of what
32:13hey we should get a move on killing this cow what about your wife she's upset but she gets it
32:23sort of cool okay how do we do this without myrne well we have someone else that we can trust to lead
32:30us me no fuck no
32:43the butterflies breathe our air and drink our water but our food sources don't keep them alive
33:01so they had to transport a creature from their planet across the galaxy
33:06and now we know they keep it in the cavern below the barn on coverdale ranch
33:17there they milk the beast for the amber fluid to stop the butterflies all we have to do is kill
33:22the cow without it they won't be able to stay alive for more than a couple of weeks however they almost
33:27certainly know that we're on our way to do that now which means they'll do what they can to move
33:31the cow out before we get there how according to what ads and i overheard teleportation
33:44guessing they can move it to one of their other enclaves around the country
33:48which means to us they will be lost forever and all of our work goes to waste hopefully we can make
33:53it there before they make their move and then we go in there and we kick ass like butch cassidy and the
33:58sundance kid they get slaughtered at the end of that film bro there's a freeze frame when we
34:02hear a bunch of bullets that doesn't mean they died yes it does i don't think so i think they
34:06jumped over those bullets right after that freeze frame well that's an exceedingly optimistic
34:10interpretation both things are equally possible no they're not well whichever one you believe says
34:15a lot about your character yeah about how insane you are i love this back and forth thing we have going
34:22it's not as deep as like what peacemaker and i have but it's cool whatever the case i'm in
34:31hashtag me too i guess yeah fuck yeah let's do this shit i think you need to calm down you can't come
34:41with us sure you don't need the help no you just die but we are gonna have to sequester your vehicle out
34:46there
35:00surprisingly nice people considering except for the guy in the blue yeah that dude's a fucking mess
35:30chris i just wanted to say i know what i did
35:40and i'm sorry i shouldn't have forget it i don't give a fuck you said we were a team that's
35:49obviously not the case i just can't wait till this is all over so i never have to see your stupid dumb
35:53face ever again
36:00there's no wrong time to rock
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37:31yeah
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37:44the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're gonna shock the world. All right. In Hollywood, wake up the
37:56neighborhood. All the boys and girls, they're gonna scream, let's shout. Hey, hey, hey. When
38:03let me take you. It's one step higher. Cleanliness is next to godliness, and God knows I'm close
38:14to him. Blood. That's what you want to see. If you're not seeing any blood, you're not
38:22scrubbing hard enough. Clean your toes. Start at the bottom. Work your way up. Linger in
38:29the middle. Keep going a little higher. Swing the hips. When you're drying especially, it's
38:40important to swing the hips. And we're finished now. Thank you very much. Thank
38:44you for attending.
38:59Thank you very much.