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00:00So after the butterfly flew out of Goff's head,
00:29and what happened to it?
00:30I shot it, just a little part.
00:33Would have been nice to have captured it,
00:34but I guess it's good it didn't get away.
00:38I'm not sure I'm ever gonna walk again.
00:40Why?
00:40Motherfucker cut half my pinky toe off.
00:43It's the most important toe there is.
00:45Yeah, that's not true.
00:46Yeah, it is, you can't walk without it.
00:47You can walk just fine without a pinky toe.
00:49You'll fall over all the time and look stupid,
00:51and everyone will laugh at you.
00:52Who's gonna laugh at you for falling over
00:54because you don't have a toe?
00:55I was just imagining it, I'm sorry.
00:59You can't walk if you lose your metatarsal.
01:01That's like the knuckle of the pinky toe,
01:03but if you just lose your pinky, it's fine.
01:08What are we going to do about him?
01:11Hey, no!
01:12No!
01:13Do you really wanna, do you really wanna taste it?
01:25Get it on.
01:26Make a move extreme.
01:28Make a move.
01:29Short cut to your dream.
01:31A blow trade through the stars on that flying thing.
01:36Get it on.
01:37Get the snow blind gang.
01:38Get it on.
01:39Make a tune, chicka boon, and the world be on.
01:42Got a beat, got a heat on the throne.
01:44It's straight.
01:45Get your world apart.
01:47Once the magic starts.
01:49Do you really wanna, do you really wanna taste it?
01:53What's going on, let's come down.
01:55Do you really wanna, do you really wanna taste it?
01:58Baby, you're losing ground.
02:00Don't run, you'll soon be done.
02:02The mirror is a hole.
02:04It's all about you.
02:05Dancing with your blankets on.
02:07Throwing your dogs, the invisible bones.
02:10Do you really wanna, do you really wanna taste it?
02:14What's going on, let's come down.
02:16Do you really wanna, do you really wanna taste it?
02:19Baby, you're losing ground.
02:21Don't run, you'll soon be done.
02:23The mirror is a hole.
02:25What's wrong with you?
02:26Dancing with your blankets on.
02:28Throwing your dog, the invisible bone.
02:31No spec valeyebs coming.
02:33No spec valeyebs coming.
02:34I crumpeter.
02:35Sorry.
02:36God bless you and getting them out.
02:38Help me man.
02:40Hot.
02:42I chance.
02:48No spec 색.
02:51Maura will bebert up.
02:52No specйями.
02:53NameYEAH member.
02:54The具 in the fourth lurking spot.
02:56You okay to drive now?
03:12Yeah.
03:13Park out on a day bayou.
03:14Go through those boxes from the golf residence.
03:16See if there's anything to lead us to other butterflies.
03:18Me? Why not John?
03:20He's got to keep Judo Master alive.
03:22Peacemaker in my office.
03:26You sure your head is in this?
03:33What?
03:33You choked last night.
03:34Are you kidding me?
03:35Maybe that wouldn't have happened if you put a goddamn dove apiece on the sniper rifle.
03:40One of the most important things about killing someone to me is a fucking dove apiece on the weapon.
03:46That's bullshit and you know it.
03:47You also told me to kill kids.
03:49You didn't say why.
03:50Yeah, okay, one was homely.
03:51That didn't make it better.
03:52It made it worse.
03:54I started to feel sorry for it.
03:55Yeah, I may have pushed you too hard on that one.
03:57I made a vow to have peace at any cost.
03:59No matter how many men, women, and children I need to kill to get it.
04:01But I'm not fucking killing kids just because you say so!
04:06You're sure that's all it is?
04:12Yeah.
04:12Good.
04:14Because right now the world needs a son of a bitch and you're the only one I got.
04:17Well, I guess him now, too.
04:24Ah!
04:24Fuck!
04:25It hurts to walk a lot!
04:26You sure about that?
04:28Yes.
04:29Why?
04:32Vigilante's a bit, uh...
04:34You think that's something I wouldn't have noticed?
04:37Yeah.
04:38You're right.
04:40Ever since I had a team up with Mader Eater Lad, my sense of what's known was a little fucked up.
04:43You have to keep Vigilante close.
04:45If he talks, he could ruin everything.
04:47I want Sam to eat an entire Wendy's restaurant.
04:49Vigilante ate a restaurant?
04:50No, Mader Eater Lad.
04:51That's his power.
04:51He can eat anything.
04:53Hey, it took too long with his fries or something.
04:54The guy's a fucking lunatic.
04:55His name is Mader Eater Lad?
04:57Yeah, but with all that's going on, why are you so interested in him?
04:59Not the time to be getting distracted, Mern.
05:03Okay.
05:06Hey, these butterflies are like alien bugs that crawl up into human brains and control people.
05:12Get some rest.
05:13Come back tonight.
05:14We'll explain the whole thing.
05:17Yeah.
05:27Listen, again, I'm sorry about last night.
05:43I've never killed anyone before.
05:46You said I've never shot anyone.
05:51I've never shot at anyone.
05:54Hell, I'm a pescatarian.
05:56So you're okay with making that poor bastard's last minute of life the worst suffering imaginable
06:04because you're too much of a coward to put him out of his misery,
06:06but you won't need a fucking fish.
06:09Got it.
06:10I do eat fish pescatarians.
06:12We don't eat pork or beans.
06:13I don't give a shit, Adebayo.
06:16The truth is, you want to do this job, you can't balk, ever.
06:19You have to make the hard choice when necessary.
06:24I gotta go to the bathroom.
06:26I gotta go to the bathroom.
06:30I don't know.
07:01Hey, you just gonna keep him here?
07:03What else are we supposed to do with him?
07:04I don't know, a hospital?
07:07What, so he can narc?
07:09God, there's so many secrets.
07:11Yeah, that's what Black Ops is, dude.
07:16And, um, don't worry about Hardcore.
07:19She doesn't really like anybody.
07:21Yeah, I just gotta show her and Myrn that I got what it takes, I guess.
07:25Well, I got what it takes.
07:26Stomped his ass.
07:30Uh-huh.
07:40Don't fuck with John Economist, motherfucker.
07:46Hey, swing by, my dad's on the way home.
07:48He's got a helmet I think I can use in all this.
07:49Listen, uh, I've been meaning to thank you for allowing me to be tortured last night.
07:58You're welcome.
08:00You know, I would, for a minute, I was, I was kinda PO'd.
08:03Like, you didn't care about the fact that I was in, you know, agonizing pain.
08:08But, okay.
08:12Yeah, but then I realized you were, you were just supporting me and helping me to become
08:15the best me that I could be.
08:16Someone who doesn't spill the beans while being electrocuted and having half his toe cut off.
08:22You seem to be walking okay.
08:23Well, I'll probably never walk as good again.
08:26But it's worth it, you know, for being a more evolved human being.
08:28So, thank you.
08:31Never had a friend quite like you.
08:38What?
08:39It just seems like under the surface you're kinda angry about it.
08:41I'm not.
08:41Seems like you are.
08:42Well, I'm not at all, dude.
08:44Okay, the way you said dude right there?
08:45What?
08:46Seems miffed.
08:46I said it like I always say it.
08:47You know what?
08:48If anything, you should be grateful.
08:49Because you would feel really guilty if I gave that guy information because you were
08:52too much of a candy ass to take a little torture.
08:54Oh, yeah.
08:55I would have been real guilty.
08:57You see, that, that right there was angry.
08:59No, it wasn't.
09:00It was normal.
09:00I was, I was agreeing with you.
09:11Why does your father have an upside down American flag on his lawn?
09:15I don't know, dude.
09:15It's a deep state thing.
09:17Or your dad is a racist whack job.
09:19Oh, yeah?
09:20Your dad left your mom for another dude.
09:22Hey.
09:23He did?
09:23Yeah, and they're deeply in love.
09:25I doubt it.
09:26You know, I think he's just pretending to be gay to get away from you.
09:29Okay, maybe.
09:30But what does that have to do with anything?
09:32I don't know.
09:33I thought we were talking about dads.
09:34Stay here.
09:35I'll be back.
09:38Okay.
09:41Oh, shit.
09:41Fuck it.
09:56Oh, hey, it's you.
10:01This is KWUV News at News.
10:03Chaos at the Evergreen Zoo this morning as zookeepers report Charlie, the silverback gorilla, is missing.
10:11The facility has been closed and forensics teams have been sweeping the area.
10:16Zoo officials say they have no idea how the gorilla was stolen.
10:20They're in.
10:48There are gaps in the armor.
11:18What?
11:18Your dad's white dragon costume, right?
11:20There are weak points where the clock is.
11:22I thought I told you to wait in the car.
11:23All the radio stations are playing commercials.
11:25How is it so big in this place?
11:26It's a quantum unfolding storage area.
11:28It leads to a dimensional nodule outside normal space.
11:31Well, I guess your dad's pretty brainy for a racist to make a place like this.
11:35And if your dad's a racist and you work with him...
11:37I don't work with him!
11:39He makes me stuff!
11:40If it walks like a duck, that's all I'm saying.
11:43The fuck's that supposed to mean?
11:44If it walks like a duck, it's either a duck or a duck wearing some type of human costume.
11:51I don't know.
11:52He's unable to hide his distinctive walk.
11:54How the fuck could that even happen?
11:55How would what happen?
11:57A duck in a human costume?
11:59The sizes are completely incompatible.
12:00I don't know.
12:01Ducks are sneaky, I guess.
12:02I guess that's the whole point of the phrase.
12:04That and they could give two shits about their best friend's binky toes.
12:07Get out of here.
12:08You don't belong here.
12:09Don't push me.
12:20Batman has a coterie of supervillains.
12:23Joker, Riddler, Mad Hatter.
12:25So what?
12:26You said you were a superhero like Batman.
12:30Do you have a coterie of supervillains?
12:32No, he doesn't.
12:33So maybe you're not a superhero after all.
12:36You want to know why I don't have a coterie of supervillains?
12:44Why?
12:45My coterie of supervillains is six feet fucking under.
12:48There you see.
12:49Batman doesn't kill people.
12:50Because he's a pussy.
12:51He's a dark creature of the night.
12:53He's a jackass who wrestles with murderers dressed like clowns and throws them in prison
12:57so they can break out of prison and then murder more people.
13:00Riddle me this.
13:01How many people you think that man's indirectly murdered by being too much of a candy ass
13:04not to kill these fools who clearly need to be smoked once and for all,
13:07you wrinkly, sharp-haid-looking, dementia-infested fuck?
13:10Jesus.
13:11I was just trying to make conversation.
13:15Damn, fuck it.
13:16With an attitude like that, you're definitely a supervillain.
13:20You're going to end up in jail with your father soon enough.
13:25What are you talking about?
13:26Peacemaker.
13:35What the fuck, Mern?
13:36The only way to get the cops off our tail was to frame my dad for what I did?
13:39It wasn't the plan.
13:41It was an impulsive decision.
13:43It's my dad, man.
13:44Jesus.
13:44You ever have a fucking dad?
13:45I did.
13:46I wasn't created in a Petri dish.
13:50If you want to come back, we can talk about this like adults.
13:54No, no.
13:54My dad's in jail.
13:55I'm going to see him.
13:56Smith.
13:56I don't think that's wise.
13:58Yeah, well, fuck you, man.
13:59You people only fucking care about yourselves anyway.
14:07I don't know where all this money is going.
14:09Holy shit.
14:11Yeah.
14:15Me?
14:16Yeah, it's probably because you're the one who framed Peacemaker's father.
14:23I don't know where all this money is going to be.
14:24I don't know where all this money is going to be.
14:36What?
14:36What?
14:36What?
14:38Just, I told you those people weren't best friend material.
14:44You were right.
14:47Hey, I'm sorry, man.
14:48I wasn't more compassionate about you being tortured and everything.
14:52Get out of here.
14:53Are you kidding me?
14:53Come on, that's stupid, dude.
14:55I was being stupid.
14:56No, I was.
14:56My picky toes aren't that important.
14:58Yeah, you were being weird about that.
14:59Yeah, I was.
15:01Sorry.
15:03Hey, do you want me to take you to jail and see your dad?
15:06Yeah, even though I know he's a racist.
15:10Shouldn't you kill him then?
15:13No, I'm not going to kill my dad.
15:15Why not?
15:16Because I love him.
15:18Oh.
15:24My dad and I both hate crime.
15:26It's the only thing we agree on, and he makes me stuff, okay?
15:29Sure, yeah.
15:30No, I mean, my dad never made me anything.
15:34He was too busy off pretending to be gay just to get away from me.
15:36Me?
15:40He trusts you most.
15:41I think he trusts Harcourt the most.
15:43No, he wants to have sex with Harcourt.
15:45He trusts you.
15:47He said you were the only one he was sure wasn't a butterfly.
15:50I need you to talk him out of seeing his father.
15:52That could screw us in a number of ways.
15:54Your lack of a resume made me hesitant to bring you onto this team.
16:05But Amanda Waller insisted you were ready.
16:09Prove her right.
16:10Go with him.
16:14I'll go.
16:44Hey, Peacemaker.
16:57Fuck off, Adebayo.
16:58We messed up.
16:58We know it, but that doesn't mean you should destroy what we're doing because of it.
17:02Was it Myrn?
17:03No.
17:04Harcourt?
17:04No, man.
17:05I shouldn't say.
17:06Economist?
17:08Motherfucker!
17:08How did he do it?
17:09He changed your car registration for your father's name and changed out your fingerprints for his.
17:14Why don't they just re-fingerpring?
17:15Well, they're a government bureaucracy.
17:16They can, but double-checking things isn't exactly protocol.
17:21I can't just abandon him in there.
17:23I have to go talk to him.
17:24Do you?
17:25Really?
17:26Look, we all know what he's done to you.
17:27You don't know shit!
17:29We do.
17:30It's in your files, Chris.
17:33It's Chris now?
17:35How he's treated you your whole life.
17:38What's it say?
17:41Nothing.
17:41I mean, we just...
17:43Okay, he's got his issues, right?
17:45Issues?
17:46He's a white supremacist who used to dress up as a supervillain called the White Dragon.
17:50He's not as bad as he seems!
17:51He thinks people with my color skin are second-class citizens.
17:55That's fucked up, okay?
17:59People change!
18:00And he's actually a good guy inside.
18:03Yeah.
18:03Well, we all want to believe that our parents are flawed but innately good, and maybe, usually, that's the case.
18:10But not here.
18:11Your dad is not a good man.
18:15Not to the world, and especially not to you.
18:22He's still family.
18:23Well, he has to do what he has to do, I guess.
18:33I take it, you're vigilante.
18:35No.
18:36You sound like him.
18:38No, I don't.
18:39That's a fake voice.
18:42Nope.
18:43It changed from what it was two seconds ago.
18:45I was about to cough.
18:46But, yeah, this is more my real voice.
18:49Why are you limping?
18:53Snowboarding accident totally unrelated in any way to vigilante.
18:57I don't even know who vigilante is.
18:59Who is he?
19:01Might even be a she.
19:03I have no way of knowing.
19:04Except the vigilante's voice sounds like mine, according to you.
19:08Which makes me surmise, yeah, maybe it's a he.
19:12You ain't killing it right now.
19:17That's right.
19:19Yeah.
19:19You don't matter.
19:21Oh, yeah.
19:21Let's fucking out of here.
19:22Snow ain't got no...
19:23You got a visitor.
19:28Dad, listen.
19:30I didn't know anything about this, okay?
19:33The people I'm working with, they did their own thing.
19:36Switch your fingerprints from mine.
19:37They did what?
19:38I know, it's fucked up.
19:40But I had nothing to do with it.
19:41They think this is going to stick?
19:42No, I don't know.
19:44All I got to do is go to these assholes and say,
19:46hey, check the fingerprints, they don't match.
19:48I know.
19:50I saw you come out of your mother's cooch.
19:52I should have slit your throat in there.
19:54Come on, Dad.
19:55I never had any feelings for you.
19:56Not like your brother.
19:57Him, I fucking loved.
19:59But you?
19:59You were just a blob of flesh I felt nothing for.
20:03You know, Dad, maybe I'm a grower.
20:06Not a shower.
20:06What?
20:08I don't mean like a dick.
20:09I mean like a person.
20:10Like a guy.
20:11You like more as time goes on.
20:14An individual you don't like, and then you learn to like.
20:20You're comparing yourself to a chode.
20:22Not in a bad way.
20:25Deep State's got you so twisted up in their agenda that you're comparing yourself to a
20:29little cock.
20:29No, this is the opposite of the Deep State.
20:32Bullshit!
20:32No, Dad, if anything, we're working against the Deep State.
20:34I'll make sure I fill the detective in on that.
20:39Listen, I can't say much, but you don't like illegal aliens.
20:43These are real legal aliens.
20:47I'll turn myself in, I swear.
20:48As soon as the operation's over, this is bigger than me.
20:51It's bigger than you.
20:53And I'm just asking for once, just make the sacrifice.
20:57You're a rube like you've always been.
21:00I'm not letting my own damn son work for them.
21:02Man, I'm no rat, but the first chance I get, I'm spilling everything.
21:09I don't mean to be a jerk here, Deb.
21:10Technically, that exactly makes you a rat.
21:15Technically, just factually...
21:16Get the fuck out of my sight.
21:19My use for you is over.
21:21Guards!
21:23Open it up!
21:26Get him out of here.
21:27You think the arrest peacemaker in there?
21:34I hope not.
21:44He's bogged down by his old man.
21:47Chris is.
21:50He's a good man.
21:53Like you.
21:54You think I'm a good man?
21:58Yeah.
22:00I can tell.
22:02But his father?
22:05I say he's one of the worst people to ever set foot on this planet.
22:10Now, Chris, he has a big heart, so he wants to find something to love there.
22:14But there, there is nothing to love inside of that man.
22:20And it kills me.
22:24Because I don't think Chris is ever going to be happy as long as his father's around.
22:30And I just wish there was some way he would just...
22:32Go away.
22:43I gotta go do something.
22:46Okay.
22:49Fuck.
22:56Where's Vigilante?
22:57Vigilante?
22:58That was Vigilante?
22:59Shut up.
23:00He has something to do.
23:01I don't know.
23:02What'd your dad say?
23:05He said he's going to rat us out.
23:07Have you slept?
23:09No.
23:10Let me drop you off, then.
23:12Hey.
23:13What do we do about...
23:14Your dad?
23:15Yeah.
23:15Myrne will work it out.
23:16It'll be fine.
23:17I just didn't want you to get arrested while you were in there.
23:20Myrne said I gotta keep eyes on Vigilante.
23:21Don't worry about it.
23:23It'll be fine, too.
23:24You're going to be all right.
23:39My dad hates my guts.
23:43Everybody hates my guts.
23:44I'm a chode.
23:47You're not the good kind.
23:50I don't hate your guts.
23:53And I think you're the...
23:55The good kind of chode.
24:02Thanks.
24:03The good kind of chode.
24:33What the fuck are you doing?
24:59I don't have to tell you that, motherfucker.
25:01Keep this down on the ground, now.
25:03Fine.
25:03I don't care.
25:04I'll get on the ground all day long.
25:08Just watch my pinky toe on my right foot.
25:11Picky toes aren't that important.
25:12You don't need it to walk or anything,
25:13but I've sustained an injury,
25:15and it hurts, so...
25:17Ow.
25:18Oh, shit.
25:31Oh, shit.
25:41Yeah, tell him to go fuck himself.
25:42Hey, John.
25:44Oh, my God.
25:45We are so incredibly fucked.
25:48Like, next level fucked, okay?
25:50I checked the restraints.
25:52They were tight.
25:52I don't know how the fuck he got loose.
25:54Oh.
25:56Who the fuck do you think?
25:57Judo man.
26:00Fuck.
26:01Yeah!
26:02I think Cobra Kai just got out.
26:14Hey, I want to see that detective song.
26:16I got some information about the case.
26:18Right.
26:18Where'd he go?
26:27Where'd he go?
26:36A hallway window.
26:42Where'd he go?
27:10Rematch, motherfucker!
27:12Yeah!
27:31Uh!
27:40Ah!
27:41Ah!
27:41Ah!
27:41Ah!
27:42Fuck you!
27:56Fuck you!
27:57Fucker!
28:05You have a weird, bulishy body.
28:09Personal insults? Real mature, shrimp.
28:28You have no idea.
28:30Butterflies, they are not what you think.
28:34They are.
28:39I was going to win that fight.
28:54What?
28:59It was a big rematch.
29:00I was reclaiming my honor.
29:03I was going to win that fight.
29:05You fucked it all up.
29:06Oh, jeez, you're welcome.
29:09I'm not trying to be ungrateful.
29:10It's just...
29:13Fuck!
29:14I've never killed a man before.
29:17Oh, you still haven't?
29:20These martial artists, they are hardcore.
29:23Their heart stops beating.
29:24They just concentrate and move a kidney up into its place,
29:26and the kidney circulates the blood through the system.
29:28No, that's not something that happens.
29:30Only the greats, just a few times.
29:32No, this never happened ever.
29:33Yeah, it has.
29:34One or two times it has.
29:35No one has ever replaced their own heart with a kidney.
29:37We have to get them back inside.
29:40Yeah, okay.
29:41Hey, what do you think he's about to say?
29:43The butterflies, they're not what you think.
29:44They're...
29:49Chase.
29:51Let's go.
29:52The butterflies, they're not what you're saying.
30:03The butterflies, they're not what you're saying.
30:05They're not what you're saying.
30:06I just want to be the way I want to be
30:11The crazy of my life is the better for me
30:14I'm grinding, I'm grinding
30:17Jailbreaker, Jailbreaker
30:20I just want to live the way I want to live
30:24The bumpy of my ride is the better I feel
30:27I'm bumping, I'm bumping
30:29All I want to do is rock and roll until I die
30:36I'm bumping through me and I'm feeling great
30:43Get out in the brain, there's no woman in the face
30:46I'm going to party, I'm going to run
30:49I'm going to break your face, I'm going to break your face
30:53Do you want to, do you want to take it off
30:57With a job breaker
30:58I just want to be the way I want to be the crazy
31:02The crazy of my life is the better for me
31:05I'm grinding, I'm grinding
31:07Jailbreaker, Jailbreaker
31:11I just want to live the way I want to live
31:14The bumpy of my ride is the better I feel
31:17I'm bumping
31:18What's your story, motherfucker?
31:22Oh, Jay!
31:27Ingrid, hey, hey, hey, no
31:28No, no, no
31:30Yeah, I'm BER
31:50I'm rich
31:51and this time you didn't balk huh do you think he's gonna die probably
32:09I'm not cut out for this shit
32:17the first time I killed someone I didn't have my period for three months
32:20and then it gets easier no not really
32:24that's good it hurts otherwise you become like Amanda Waller and you start treating human life
32:33like it's nothing none of this sits right with me first I manipulated vigilante into going into
32:44prison and killing peacemaker's father and now this back up what every time I turn the
32:50around one of you is doing something fucked up I thought Waller gave me soldiers and said it's a
32:55fucking apple dumpling gang classic bull who are the apple dumpling gang incompetent dinguses but
33:02they always triumph in the end fuck you John Jesus you told vigilante to kill peacemaker's father I
33:09didn't tell him to I just kind of put the idea in his head that peacemaker would be better off without
33:14his father well his father is going to go to the authorities and tell him how we switched out the
33:18fingerprints I was just trying to make the hard choice seeing as we already losing peacemaker's
33:23trust how's he gonna feel when he finds out we manipulated his best friend into killing his
33:28father actually that'd be eagerly what nothing it's just he claims that eagerly that that's his best friend
33:34you said best friend okay I'm just making sure we're all on the same page in case someone here
33:42thinks that out of bio convinced eagerly to kill peacemaker's father who would think that maybe
33:48Harcourt fuck you why is everybody fucking you to me I'm gonna believe she mentally manipulated the pet
33:53eagle into killing his father you're gullible I call in sick all the time and I'm lying I know you're
33:59lying I just don't give a fuck I'm not stupid neither is peacemaker but you seem to think he is I don't
34:07think he's stupid he'll know exactly what you try to do not only that his father the goddamn white
34:12dragon is a trained killer he could kill vigilante and without vigilante we're taking on the butterflies
34:18one man down half a man down the guy's a psychopath this is the four of us against the damn alien
34:25invasion we need a psychopath I'm sorry mr. Martin can you get vigilante out of the system before he
34:34screws us worse than we already screwed I don't even know this guy's name white male 511 30s green
34:45eyes I think I got something found him Adrian Chase the vigilante that's him wasn't he our busboy at
35:00fennel fields Jesus yeah sure I'll teach him how to fight hey kid look over here kid looks over he
35:06whacks him on the back of the head and says that's the first fucking rule keep you on your goddamn
35:11opponent hey what's up fellas but you totes seem like the coolest guys in this place so I was thinking
35:24you know like we should get to know each other what let's pick a topic and then everyone goes around
35:30in a circle and says their feelings on that topic let's start with uh I don't know let's each say
35:36something that we're grateful for that black people have contributed to American culture
35:40is this they're joking right no hey look I'll go first I'm grateful that black people gave us
35:46rock and roll music Lynyrd Skynyrd ZZ Top 38 special all those guys owe everything to black American
35:54folk and blues musicians I mean they wouldn't exist without them and then white redneck music would
35:58just sound like well what it sounded like before black people which was the wet sloppy sounds of fucking
36:04your sister okay so that's my turn which one of you dumb sister fucking tiki torch carrying sloths from
36:10the goonies looking pieces of shit wants to go next who the fuck are you you're first cool okay wait
36:17no let me guess your favorite contribution to black American culture was all the black guys who
36:22fucked your mom in the ass while you watched from the closet jerking off
36:25fuck
36:35fuck
36:37you never answered who are you
36:40I'm just the guy who's gonna fuck you so hard your asshole's gonna be dragging behind you like a tail
36:44oh no you're not gonna goad me into attacking you we both know there's cameras all over this place
36:50and now these morons look like the aggressors on the ground now both of you
36:56yo the area started this dude did nothing you're a bad dad
37:01I need to talk to detective song now I need to talk to detective song I got information
37:09to work on this case my son's trying to kill me get me detective song
37:13hey
37:23oh jesus
37:26yeah I figured you'd be here
37:28smith you really have to leave me alone in my off hours unless it's work related
37:33well this is kind of work related
37:36what
37:39what's it say in my file about what my dad did when I was a kid
37:43what
37:44at a bio just said there was some stuff in there
37:46about me and my dad when I was a kid
37:48I never studied your fucking file
37:52yeah
37:52but still
37:55fine it says that he trained you to kill from when you were very young
38:02and it says that your brother died under mysterious circumstances
38:04and that you were involved in that
38:07that's it
38:16no your tits look stellar in that shirt
38:18I'm saying that as a compliment that's not in a sexist way
38:20I have to call who you are
38:32you
38:33yeah
39:37Free to go.
39:44Me?
39:45Yeah.
39:46I guess you got friends in high places.
39:48It's a past summer time.
39:52I'm still out on the board, steps in my mind that I'm waiting for you.
40:00I'm still out on the board, steps in my mind.
40:08Mama said, come on, don't waste your time.
40:11I said, I've got time.
40:14We'll be here soon.
40:16Five years old and talking to myself.
40:27Where were you?
40:29Where'd you go?
40:31Daddy, can you take it home?
40:34I'm not trying to fake it.
40:39And I ain't the one to blame.
40:43No, there's no one at home in my house of pain.
40:50No, there's no one at home in my house of pain.
40:56I'm here to take you home.
41:00Get in.
41:15He's still alive.
41:17I'm Adrian.
41:23Okay.
41:27I think I might have made things worse.
41:28Where were you?
41:32Where'd you go?
41:33Daddy, can you take it home?
41:38I'm not trying to fake it.
41:41And I ain't the one to blame.
41:45No, there's no one at home in my house of pain.
41:52No, there's no one at home in my house of pain.
41:58I'm not trying to fake it.
42:29I ain't the one.
42:30Peacemaker.
42:32What a joke.
42:36In my house of pain.
42:41No, there's no one at home in my house of pain.
42:42No, there's no one at home in my house of pain.
42:54There is no one in my heart of pain
43:02No, there is no one in my heart of pain
43:10No, there is no one in my heart of pain
43:15You come to the Lord for me.
43:45I think I found something great. I'll be right over
44:15I think I found something great.
44:45I think I found something great.
45:15I think I found something great.
45:45I think I found something great.
45:47I think I found something great.
46:19I think I found something great.
46:21I think I found something great.
46:23That's the stupidest idea you've ever fucking had.
46:25And it's offensive to me because I have a soul, not a duck.
46:29I'm not a duck.
46:31I'm not a duck.
46:33I'm not a duck.
46:35I'm not a duck.
46:37I'm not a duck.
46:39I'm not a duck.
46:41I'm not a duck.
46:43I'm not a duck.
46:45I'm not a duck.
46:47I'm not a duck.
46:49I'm not a duck.
46:51I'm not a duck.
46:53I'm not a duck.
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