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Resident Alien 360P Season 1 Episode 3
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00:01Previously on Resident Alien
00:03Hello, asshole!
00:04I have Asta on my side and we will find out why you are here.
00:08You will tell me everything that you know about Harry.
00:11I haven't trapped.
00:12I printed out this still.
00:14This guy in the passenger seat is the key to our whole investigation.
00:17I'm not getting a lot of sleep thanks to the owl outside my window.
00:20You just need to get out of the house for a little bit.
00:22I know the perfect place.
00:23Yellowstone.
00:24I have been trying to learn what the Greys are doing on Earth
00:27and perhaps the answer has been in Mayor Snowflake's foot all along.
00:43Hi.
00:44My sweet girl.
00:47Hi.
00:50Oh, my sweet girl.
00:54Hi.
00:55Hi.
00:56My sweet girl.
01:00No.
01:02No.
01:0310 more minutes, please.
01:05No.
01:06Come back and...
01:10At least let me remember this time.
01:14Please let me remember!
01:25You had no business dragging Asta into your mess.
01:32You could have gotten her killed by that alien.
01:35What the hell were you thinking?
01:37I can't remember what the hell I was thinking with such an empty stomach.
01:42Should someone turn on the griddle?
01:44That's your problem.
01:46You don't think of anyone but yourself.
01:48That is not true.
01:49Other people will want pancakes.
01:51Also, I'm wearing a shirt and shoes.
01:52Where is my service?
01:54Dad, yes, it was scary, but I chose to go.
01:58She's okay.
02:00I had her back like I always do.
02:02We were saved by a 12-year-old boy.
02:04Not if I tell the story first.
02:05I do not understand why they are so upset about Joseph nearly killing them.
02:10Every being must fight to survive.
02:12Moths camouflage themselves from predators.
02:15Cacti grow spikes.
02:17Humans are no exception.
02:19They forget they are surrounded by forces greater than themselves.
02:22Survival is never guaranteed.
02:26I need to go.
02:27Me and my empty stomach need to go listen to the mayor complain about how his antidepressants
02:35are ruining his sex drive.
02:37I think therapy is supposed to be confidential.
02:39Also nasty.
02:40I said a mayor.
02:42Some mayor from some other town who hates it when Sheriff Mike whistles to get his attention.
02:49Uh, well, some other mayor canceled therapy because they're going on a family trip to Yellowstone.
02:57Yellowstone.
02:59Yellowstone!
03:00Okay, now, we didn't get a match on the fingerprint, so we got to go back to what we do have.
03:09Now, tell me, what do you see here, Deputy?
03:11Peter Bach driving the day he died and a mystery man in a plaid shirt next to him.
03:16Okay, well, let me introduce you to our unsub, Mr. Plaid, right?
03:20Look how he's sitting.
03:21Upright, prepared.
03:22Now, what does that suggest?
03:24Now, I'll give you a hint.
03:25It begins with a letter M.
03:27Military.
03:28Mime.
03:30That was my second guess.
03:31A mime is an undervalued physical discipline.
03:33Their posture's active even when they're sitting still.
03:35And you don't ever hear them coming.
03:39We might be looking at a killer mime.
03:41Or, thinking outside the invisible box, what if he were military but served a long time ago?
03:48Which could explain why we didn't get a hit on his prints because of the backlog of military archives.
03:53Now, that's true, but there's just one problem.
03:55There's no mimes in the military.
03:57That guy, don't talk, don't tell.
03:58Well, let's take our chances.
04:00We need inside access.
04:03You want to try your military connections?
04:05No, I don't want to leave a trail.
04:06And Joseph served.
04:07We could have him look into it, but he didn't come in today.
04:09Well, we should talk to Detective Torres.
04:12She has connections with every three-letter agency there is.
04:15Nice try, Deputy.
04:16You think you're going to make a phone call and trick us into getting back together?
04:21Not a chance.
04:22It's ringing.
04:23I mean, voicemail.
04:25Hi, Detective.
04:27It's Deputy Baker over in Patience.
04:29We were wondering if you could help us with a print we're trying to nail down.
04:33We've had no luck with APHIS.
04:34And by we, I mean me, definitely not the sheriff, because he has his own life and he's really horny, really happy.
04:50I mean, he's happy.
04:53Okay, then come with me back.
04:58Have you tried writing with your other hand?
05:03I'm sure you're going to use Oprah.
05:04Well, well, well.
05:06Hello, sheriff.
05:07I came to turn myself in since I broke a few laws last night.
05:13Oh, hey, hey, hey.
05:15Hey, hey, hey.
05:16All right.
05:17Mwah!
05:18Oh, dear God.
05:20Okay.
05:20So, Mike, I would like for you to please meet my mom.
05:25This is April.
05:26Hi.
05:27Isn't she, like, so sexy?
05:29Look at that ass.
05:30Show him that ass.
05:32Everyone thinks that we're sisters.
05:34Oh.
05:34People are shocked to hear that she's 14 years older than me.
05:38Mm.
05:39I bet they are.
05:40Heard a lot about you, sheriff.
05:42Mm.
05:42My daughter tells me everything.
05:44Everything.
05:46Everything.
05:47Gross.
05:47So, Mikey, I wanted to invite you to my birthday dinner this weekend, which will be so much more
05:55fun with my very special plus one.
05:57Oh, ooh.
05:58Don't we have that other thing this weekend?
06:00No, we do not.
06:02Mm.
06:02At dinner, we talk about her dowry.
06:04You drove her off the lot.
06:06You got to pay for it.
06:08Oh.
06:08Ooh.
06:11It's spicy margarita.
06:13Spicy mama-rita.
06:16Okay.
06:17Okay.
06:17Mm-hmm.
06:18So, you'll call me.
06:19Yeah.
06:21You want to go to a party Saturday night?
06:24No, I do not.
06:31Okay.
06:32Go put the rest of your stuff in your backpack, okay?
06:36Why are we going to Yellowstone in the winter?
06:38It's freezing there.
06:40Winter is the best time to go anywhere.
06:43Seasonal depression increases suicide rates, so fewer people are traveling.
06:46We are going to have the whole park to ourselves.
06:49That's going to be great.
06:50Give you a chance to clear your head, massage, rest, fresh start.
06:55Hey, Dr. Van Der Spiegel.
06:58I heard you're taking a trip to Yellowstone.
07:00I will be joining you.
07:02Oh, uh, well, it's actually sort of a family holiday.
07:06Family.
07:06Yep.
07:09Family.
07:09I had a family once.
07:14Two loving parents.
07:16They promised to take me to Yellowstone to play with the yellow stones.
07:25I dreamed of us being there together in, I want to say, nature.
07:31Mm-hmm.
07:32But the day we were supposed to leave, they died.
07:42That's the story.
07:43They died.
07:44It was sad.
07:44Oh, yes, yes.
07:46Yes, yes, that is so sad.
07:47Yeah.
07:50Maybe we should bring a doctor with us, just in case.
07:53Uh, I think there are doctors in Yellowstone.
07:55Mm-hmm.
07:56What if you get in a car accident on the way there?
07:57You both die on impact.
07:59Max is left alone, hungry.
08:01He has to eat the dead flesh of his parents.
08:05If I'm there, he can eat me.
08:10I'm not really sure how you being a doctor factors in there.
08:13You know what?
08:14It's fine.
08:16You can come with us.
08:20Ben's alien abductions are obviously leading him to something at Yellowstone.
08:24And I will be right there to discover what it is.
08:28Sandgun!
08:41Yellowstone Hotel, please hold.
08:44Yes, thanks.
08:45It's very charming.
08:46Yeah.
08:47Definitely more relaxing than a car ride with Harry reciting every single Law & Order episode
08:52from memory.
08:53Then Lenny Briscoe says, then Lenny Briscoe says, well, life is short.
09:04Because he was short.
09:06Because he was short.
09:08Also, he was dead.
09:10I forgot that part.
09:12Come on.
09:13Come on.
09:13You owe me.
09:14I convinced them to let you come.
09:16Okay.
09:17I will tell you why I am here.
09:19To follow your father to the Grey's secret headquarters.
09:22To enjoy this cartoon raccoon.
09:27A raccoon.
09:30What powers the thousands of geysers and hot springs here at Yellowstone?
09:35Heat from the volcanic magma chamber beneath your feet.
09:38Ouch!
09:39That's hot!
09:40That was worth the drive.
09:43I read about your hot stone massages online.
09:46Can I book one of those here?
09:47Oh, I'm so sorry.
09:48Our massage studio is closed.
09:50What?
09:51No.
09:52No.
09:53I read about it on the website.
09:55It says that it's open year-round.
09:56It is, but we just had a snowstorm and our massage therapist can't get down to the hotel.
10:00Glad I won't get up there for a while.
10:02What's the flaw situation with your manicurist?
10:04You're in luck.
10:05I did the manicurist.
10:06Ah!
10:07Oh!
10:08Oh, pierced.
10:09You know what?
10:10Actually, I think I'm just going to probably be wearing my mittens.
10:12I'll see you upstairs, honey.
10:13Hmm.
10:14Do you want to see?
10:15That is really neat.
10:17How do they get through the nail like that?
10:36Oh.
10:37Oh.
10:38Oh.
10:39Oh.
10:40Oh.
10:41Oh.
10:42Oh.
10:43Hey.
10:44Hey.
10:45You okay?
10:46Yeah.
10:47Hmm.
10:48Crying baby next door woke me up.
10:51Hmm.
10:52Didn't you hear it?
10:54Mm-mm.
10:55I don't think so.
10:57Hmm.
10:59I'll come along and butter your part, baby.
11:17Don't you do bread without me.
11:22Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't you?
11:29You're bread without me.
11:34Hey, Darce.
11:37Hey.
11:38Oh.
11:39Hey, Lib.
11:40I need to talk to you about something.
11:42Is this about who made the big snow penis outside Town Hall?
11:44What?
11:45What?
11:46No.
11:47I need your help ID-ing a suspect.
11:49You see a ton of people come through here.
11:52I thought you might recognize who's in the passenger seat.
11:58Oh, no.
12:01I've definitely never seen this guy before.
12:04Not ever.
12:05Never.
12:06Did you know that never is short for not ever?
12:08I feel like I maybe made that up.
12:10Anyway, I haven't seen him.
12:11What about the shirt?
12:12Is it familiar?
12:14It's Colorado.
12:16And people here are practically made of plaid.
12:19Did that guy just leave and forget his martini shaker?
12:26What?
12:27Yep.
12:28Definitely his.
12:29I'm just gonna...
12:30Hey.
12:31Hey.
12:32Hey.
12:33Hey.
12:34Hey.
12:35I couldn't help but overhear because I was listening.
12:39Oh.
12:40I hope the case isn't too dangerous.
12:42Oh.
12:43Because I worry about Mike.
12:44You know?
12:45Cops old lady.
12:47You know how it is.
12:49It's like...
12:50No.
12:51Every time the phone rings, is this gonna be the call?
12:54It's scary.
12:55Hey, I need you to give him a message from me.
12:59Okay.
13:02Oh.
13:11Hey.
13:12How was your date the other night?
13:14Didn't look like it was going so well.
13:16Yeah, not good.
13:17Uh, he was... barely human.
13:20Okay.
13:21Well, good.
13:22I'm glad.
13:23Because that means you might be free Saturday.
13:25There's a...
13:26Scare-a-thon double horror feature.
13:28I thought we could go together.
13:29Yes.
13:30I'd love that.
13:33Except I have to work a double Saturday.
13:35Shoot.
13:36I'm sorry.
13:37It's okay.
13:38Um, no worries.
13:39Another time.
13:40Okay.
13:41Thanks for asking.
13:44Jay!
13:45Oh, my God.
13:46Get in here.
13:47You guys hanging out?
13:48I'd love that for us.
13:49I'd love to join, but I can.
13:50I gotta take a rain check.
13:51Sorry.
13:52We got a code red.
13:54Oh, me, we don't say that.
13:56A lot of things happen when someone yells that here.
14:01Mike and Liv are onto Harry for the alien tracker's murder.
14:04What?
14:05Yeah.
14:06Liv has a picture of him in the van.
14:08Well, not all of him, but his shirt.
14:10You know Liv?
14:11She'll just go closet to closet to closet till she finds it.
14:14Oh, God.
14:15We need to warn Harry.
14:16Oh, shit.
14:17He's out of town.
14:18Um...
14:19I will call him.
14:20Are you crazy?
14:21Hey!
14:22Oh, hey!
14:23What are you doing?
14:24Oh, my God.
14:25No, no, no!
14:26No!
14:27Look, I'm covering your ass.
14:29If Harry's in the crosshairs for this investigation, they'll subpoena his phone.
14:33They'll see your text messages, and then they'll subpoena your phone.
14:36And then, bam!
14:37You'll go down with him.
14:39You do know that the police don't need the actual phone to retrieve digital records on
14:43it, right?
14:44That's a good point.
14:50I think someone's in the closet.
14:52Well, that's the connecting door to the room we're not using because nobody from our
14:55family is in that room.
14:59Not using that door.
15:00This one is closer!
15:02Nope.
15:03Uh, that door is the family door.
15:04Okay?
15:05I will meet you at the normal person door.
15:07Cut!
15:17I broke a nail.
15:18I would like to trade these disgusting fruit teas for some coffee.
15:22There's none in my room.
15:23You, uh, feeling a bit of a draft there?
15:26Yes, yes.
15:27The cold air on my underparts keeps my scrotum taut.
15:32Okay, well, I don't really want to know what's going on with your scrotum.
15:36Would you mind closing your robe, please?
15:39Mm.
15:40Uh, we don't have any coffee in here either.
15:42One of the trucks got snowed in, along with half of the staff.
15:46Because, apparently, this is the first winter it's ever snowed here.
15:49There is fresh coffee in the lobby, though, so...
15:53I will go get coffee once I know what we are doing for the day.
15:58Uh, we?
15:59Oh, I cannot be alone!
16:01I'm sad again because of dead parents.
16:05May they rest in one piece.
16:07That is sad.
16:09How did they die?
16:10Max, be nice.
16:12I'm sorry.
16:13Dr. Vander Spiegel, of course.
16:15Of course you can come with us.
16:17You know, I was thinking that we could try snowshoeing.
16:19No.
16:20Ben needs to decide.
16:22Here.
16:23Oh, all right.
16:24Um...
16:25Let your intuition be your guide, hmm?
16:30Tell your intuition, uh, to be specific.
16:39Uh...
16:40How about a snowcat score?
16:42Yeah, that did not sound like Ben's voice.
16:44Okay, why don't we just do Old Faithful?
16:47That's a great place to start.
16:48Sure, go to Old Faithful.
16:50Wait, are you saying that because your wife said it or because you want to do it?
16:53I want to do it because Kate said it and I like it when she's happy.
16:56That's an awful way to live.
16:58Hmm.
16:59Close your eyes.
17:00Close and shut.
17:01Hmm.
17:02What do you see?
17:05A beam in an old barn.
17:08And I am putting my head through a circle made of rope.
17:11Honey.
17:12I already said Old Faithful.
17:15Hmm.
17:16Cool.
17:17Sounds fun.
17:18I'm excited.
17:19I'm exhausted.
17:24Okay, the coast is clear.
17:25Okay.
17:26Thank you, Dad.
17:27I told you you didn't have to come.
17:28It's just Jerry's cabin.
17:29It's safe.
17:30We don't know that.
17:32The guy had a great hybrid after him.
17:34Who knows what's coming for him today?
17:36Plus, he nicked my fishing pole.
17:38I want it back.
17:39Okay.
17:40How does an alien even afford a cabin on the lake?
17:43More importantly, who gets it when he goes home?
17:45Or, you know, when the bad alien...
17:47Can we focus?
17:48Please?
17:49Okay, Mike and Liv are probably on their way already looking for that plaid shirt.
17:53I mean...
17:54I mean...
17:56Oop!
17:59Ah!
18:00Want to see the brawny paper towel man?
18:02Whoa.
18:04Look at all that plaid.
18:06Okay, what color was it?
18:08The picture was... black and white.
18:13Looks like we're gonna have to burn them all.
18:15A little bit off of the stomach of the day-to-day.
18:17Don't be afraid of the day-to-day.
18:18They are all alive.
18:19On planet Earth, volcanoes, forest fires and earthquakes...
18:24Are just some of its natural processes.
18:25They are all necessary for Earth's survival.
18:28Even if they take out a few million people now and then.
18:33survival even if they take out a few million people now water fills the
18:46chamber beneath the geyser and eventually the water becomes hot enough
18:49to vaporize triggering the massive eruption hey you missed it oh that's
18:55okay I saw it on TV once I think the mayor obviously does not care about this
19:00as I feared old faithful is not what drew him here hey dad where did you get that
19:04hat oh you like it I just bought it off a guy back there you bought a hat off a
19:08stranger well not just any hat it's Sullivan gravel company they've been
19:12around for like 70 years but was it on his head you're missing the point gravel
19:17is one of the most important building materials in the whole world gravel is
19:22big dirt much more complex than that without gravel we couldn't live I prefer
19:27not living to this conversation let me look at your map is there anywhere on
19:33here you feel like going next how about a shower my head is getting a little itchy
19:39this thing might be warm maybe it just came off a stranger's head that is why
19:44the mayor was compelled to come here Sullivan gravel
19:49still no sign of mr. plaid nothing I've seen miss polka dot professor ugly boots I just got a real
20:00good look at deputy camp park I only hit the curb once and it was just because I
20:04was distracted by a pigeon with a limp or a thing and then I almost hit the pigeon don't
20:09worry about limping pigeons over time they've developed the ability to fake
20:13ankle injuries to get more bread from people it's sad used to be such a proud
20:16bird oh and I saw your grandma Nana where no no calm down deputy she's gone
20:23she'll move fast for an old lady more like a skidder
20:28hi Lena yeah uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh he's good he's here right now he farted earlier what
20:45the I know but he looks so cute in that sweater you got him
20:49I appreciate it talk soon yes she has a contact that can run the print through a more comprehensive
21:00military database good that's good I'm sorry she didn't ask about you no no it's fine I don't care
21:09about that so long as the case is moving forward you made the paper deputy to protect and serve
21:17question mark she's always that question mark that's the killer oh no the reporter saw my
21:23interview in the alien documentary deputy Olivia Baker's obsession with UFOs isn't contained to
21:29her off-duty life photos online show Baker in uniform posing with the late Peter Buck a popular alien
21:34conspiracy theorist there is no telling what UFO conspiracies Baker might be using our tax dollars
21:40to investigate Olivia is a liar and has been a liar her whole life says source close to Baker
21:46Jesus this is bad he even hinted at our secret investigation listen deputy if I have taught
21:52you one thing is that this job is all about control really mm-hmm and you're a master of control well I
22:00mean more of a Jedi but I'm working towards master Wow well guess who this is from Jedi okay in my defense I
22:09was drunk and and she smelled like vanilla I don't mean vanilla perfume I mean like a damn cake and
22:15it just caught me off guard and I was I was so hungry I know look I like Judy I mean she's cute and kooky and
22:23actually she's really sweet in her own kind of weird way but yes no I should not have have done that I'm gonna
22:32I'm gonna write her back just you know what I am going to talk to her in person because just because
23:02hey hot chocolate very hot
23:09thanks
23:20glad I know
23:24about Harry I don't want you to have to do all this alone anymore
23:37Let's take turns.
23:38It is so cold, I can take over for a bit.
23:41Oh, hey.
23:44I got it.
23:45OK.
23:46Oh, that one wasn't plaid.
23:50Oh, yeah.
23:51I just, I really hate that one.
23:55Sorry, Harry.
23:56There you go.
23:57Mm-hmm.
24:00Oh.
24:03Can you believe this?
24:05All this stuff is from the diner.
24:08Two plates, three coffee cups.
24:10I mean, who steals a coffee pot?
24:13I used to think Harry didn't know how the world works,
24:16and now I just think he's klepto.
24:19Why don't you just sit down and relax,
24:21or go out and enjoy the fire?
24:23I have to get rid of any sign of the alien tracker.
24:26I could have drank from one of these.
24:28Who knows?
24:34Dad.
24:35Sit.
24:39OK.
24:39Relax.
24:39Relax.
24:40When I first got back from Vietnam,
24:53I just always felt like there was some emergency I had to get to.
24:59I existed in a world of chaos and dread, drama.
25:04And the strange thing is, I was comfortable there.
25:08I'm sorry, Dad.
25:13Sounds awful.
25:14Jimmy's gone from your life now.
25:17And you've got me and Darcy and that general to help you with that alien.
25:22You can breathe easy.
25:25So what does life look like for Asta when she's not in crisis mode?
25:30He's a S.
25:41These gravel workers are all in excellent physical shape and very good-looking.
25:45One thing I know about attractive humans is they do not work the night shift.
25:50shift they work in the light so everyone can enjoy them no these are not humans
26:10how did you get here alien tracker alien tell me what's going on you still owe me i owe you
26:19you would be an exhibit in a zoo on my planet if i hadn't brought you back and you'd be dead in a
26:24gray alien trap if i hadn't saved you oh i see tits for tats you play well you have good tits
26:34inappropriate fine i have made a discovery do you see those workers over there yeah they all look
26:41like toothpaste models yes exactly because they are gray hybrids they're half electric no
26:49they are alien hybrids that means they are half human and half alien the hybrids are gravitating to that
26:57trailer and i need to find out why you stay here i want to help fine you can help with one thing okay
27:06peel this orange when i get back i'll eat it
27:18nice try keep it moving pal i'm spoken for
27:22oh and that's who's doing the speaking hey my guy i saved you a seat it's the one on this still
27:37oh could uh could we have a word it's my butt okay i know uh in the back yeah i do that too
27:46uh that's good uh can we talk in uh in the back oh yeah yeah okay sure okay let's do that yes i need
27:57after me
28:08so um
28:11i'm sorry but i can't make it to your birthday dinner and um don't get me wrong the other
28:19night was a lot of fun but i'm just not looking to get involved with anyone oh totally me neither
28:28what'd you think we were like buy a house together or something
28:32i guess not a little ranch style you know two bedroom with a with a tree in the yard and
28:38you know somewhere to sit and maybe some squirrels for kevin and cleanest to chase
28:45not us so dumb
28:49i'm on too jill oh i was nervous i'm glad you understand yeah and then hope you have a very
28:56happy birthday thanks okay yeah all right thanks
29:08you want to talk about it talk about what
29:22oh time the party was just like stupid idea anyway i'm just gonna call my mom and tell her to cancel it
29:29i totally don't care i feel so stupid
29:37i just you know when is it gonna be my turn
29:59just as i suspected
30:28a secret entrance
30:33a portal it must lead directly to the gray ship
30:58someone here asked for an orange is that a catchphrase i'm trying it out oh it's not very good
31:15let's enjoy the moment you did your job now fall back that means go back to the car
31:25You are.
31:55The Gravel Company must be the Grey's cover to hide what they're really doing.
32:18Whatever their plan is, it is a massive operation.
32:21It clearly has been in progress for decades.
32:25The Gravel Company must have been in progress for decades, but I can still give you a nice
32:54hot stone massage.
32:55I found them outside.
32:56Oh, Ben.
32:57It's very...
32:59I'm sorry.
33:01What is that smell?
33:03Hmm.
33:04Not sure.
33:05These are all rocks.
33:08Does Yellowstone have turtles?
33:10You microwaved a turtle?
33:12I microwaved a rock that looks a lot like a turtle.
33:13Oh, God.
33:14I'm sorry about this trip.
33:15It's just been a disaster.
33:16No.
33:17Yeah, yeah, I just...
33:18I wanted to give you a break.
33:19Just had a chance to reset and blew it.
33:21No.
33:22I'm glad you did.
33:23Okay?
33:24Trip does not have to be perfect to be special.
33:26The important thing is we were all here together.
33:27Right?
33:28Yeah.
33:29Yeah.
33:30And where is Max anyway?
33:31Who knows?
33:32Arcade?
33:33Okay.
33:34Okay, now you hear that, right?
33:35You're right.
33:36Okay.
33:37I'm glad you did.
33:38Okay?
33:39Trip does not have to be perfect to be special.
33:40Hmm.
33:41The important thing is we were all here together.
33:44Right?
33:45Yeah.
33:46Hmm.
33:47And where is Max anyway?
33:50Who knows?
33:51Arcade?
33:52Okay, now you hear that, right?
34:01Hear what?
34:22At least let me remember this time.
34:37Kate?
34:39What are you doing?
34:43Is that your baby?
34:48Yes.
34:49Can I hold her?
34:51No.
34:52Please.
34:53Come on.
34:54I'm so sorry.
34:55Come on.
34:56The greatest force in the universe is entropy.
34:59The tendency toward chaos.
35:01Things fall apart.
35:03There is no extended warranty.
35:04Even if there were, it would still be a rip-off.
35:08But causing things to fall apart outside the natural order is just wrong.
35:12The Greys are not builders.
35:14They are destroyers.
35:16They are as short-sighted and selfish as humans.
35:18But even worse, because they are smarter.
35:21That is why I have to figure out why they want to store so much water underground.
35:26There must be some reason.
35:30Son of a bitch!
35:34Son of a bitch!
35:39The Grey's Cavern is here.
35:41If they filled it completely with water,
35:44then connected it by a tunnel to the magma chamber,
35:47millions of gallons of water would suddenly heat up,
35:50and the pressure would turn the 2,000 square miles of Yellowstone National Park
35:54into the most destructive natural bomb in the history of the world.
35:58What powers the thousands of geysers and hot springs here in Yellowstone
36:02heat from the volcanic magma chamber beneath your feet?
36:08Ouch!
36:09That's hot!
36:10That's so hot!
36:11Oh, my God!
36:12I'm burning alive!
36:14Jesus!
36:14No!
36:15No!
36:21I found a store in Braddock that sells the exact lab shirt from the video.
36:25They gave me a list of everyone who bought it,
36:27and six of them live in patience.
36:29And guess what?
36:30The shirt was on sale, so I bought one for John.
36:32Excellent work, but now I've got to put John's name on the suspect list.
36:35John might want to lure you up.
36:38Oh, God.
36:39It's Nana.
36:40Is my tie straight?
36:41It is.
36:42Okay, I'm trying.
36:43Fix it!
36:44Okay!
36:45Nana!
36:45Hi!
36:46Doing a little shopping?
36:48Well, let's see.
36:49I got a shopping bag.
36:51Oh, could I be shopping?
36:52All right, it's good seeing you again, Miss Patty.
36:55I'm going to warm up the truck.
36:57No.
36:57Oh, is this one giving you a hard time since she became a big shot?
37:02Picture in the paper, just like Princess Margaret.
37:06Oh, you read the article?
37:08Of course I read the article, Liv.
37:10I was interviewed for it.
37:13Not that they gave me any credit.
37:15So you're the unnamed source?
37:18You called me a liar, Nana.
37:21I did not.
37:22I called you a fantasist.
37:25I said you were always making stuff up,
37:27and your relationship with reality was tenuous at best.
37:30That seems worse.
37:31And for Pete's sake, fix your uniform.
37:36And you can't expect to get any respect
37:38if you're walking around town
37:40like you're the cheapest girl in the whorehouse.
37:43Right, Sheriff?
37:45Bye, Nana.
37:49She's so funny.
38:01Oh, hey, it's from Detective Torres.
38:10Her contact got a match on that print from the van.
38:14Dr. Wendy Beasley, retired military chemist.
38:17You were right.
38:18Her prints were in the military archives.
38:20Are you kidding me?
38:21We did it.
38:22We got a match.
38:24This is great news.
38:25Ha, ha, ha, ha.
38:28I tried so hard.
38:30It's okay, dear man.
38:48So the Greys want to kill us all
38:50and take the planet for themselves?
38:52Yes.
38:53I do not know why they are doing it.
38:55They cannot live long in Earth's atmosphere or gravity.
38:59So how long till it blows up?
39:00Based on the amount of water it will take to fill the cavern,
39:05maybe a year.
39:06I mean, a year is plenty of time to stop them, right?
39:08I love a year.
39:09We could do a year.
39:10Yes.
39:11I will stop the Greys from destroying the planet.
39:14Okay.
39:15I can't talk about the end of the world without dessert.
39:19Thanks, Dad.
39:21All right.
39:23But I want to...
39:24Harry's going to stop Yellowstone from blowing up.
39:27What?
39:27No.
39:28I did not say that.
39:30I said I will stop the Greys from blowing it up.
39:33I cannot stop Yellowstone from blowing itself up.
39:36I'm sorry, what?
39:39The Yellowstone caldera.
39:41It erupts every 600,000 years.
39:44The last time it erupted was 634,000 years ago.
39:49So, yes, that baby is crowning.
39:53Wouldn't it be funny if I stopped the Greys
39:56and then the caldera blew up right after her?
39:59That would be funny.
40:01Because of the timing.
40:02Comedy is all about...
40:05The timing.
40:22Okay, yes.
40:24It's a volcano.
40:25But without the Greys cave and the water thing,
40:29it won't be as bad, right?
40:30No, not as bad.
40:32The Earth will not be destroyed.
40:34Okay, good.
40:36It will kill millions of people, though,
40:38including all of you.
40:40I prefer it with the whipped cream.
40:42Mmm.
40:44I'm not hungry for piety.
40:46I'll take it.
40:48Do not be worried.
40:50In a few thousand years,
40:51the Earth will return to normal.
40:54Reborn.
40:55He's right.
40:56The volcanoes are a big part of the cycle of things.
40:59They've been going on a lot longer than we have.
41:01Yeah, but what are we supposed to do with this information?
41:05What did you do with it before?
41:06Not know it?
41:07Well, just keep doing the only thing you know to do
41:10while you're still alive.
41:12You have the best life you can.
41:15A human lifespan can last 85 years,
41:18or more if they are lucky.
41:20It might seem long to humans,
41:23but when compared to the age of planet Earth,
41:26a human life would only be 141 seconds long.
41:29I want all the world to know...
41:32That is why it is important for them
41:34to live the best life they can,
41:36to be the best human they can,
41:38every day.
41:41And appreciate the seconds they have with one another.
41:59You both work.
42:09I think I miss watching you scream.
42:18Luckily for them,
42:19they will all get a little more time.
42:22I am the only one who can stop the Greys,
42:24and I will not give up until I do.
42:26I am from the Galactic Federation,
42:48and I'm here to inform you
42:50that you are being served.
42:53Served?
42:55For what?
42:56Among the charges,
42:57you broke galactic law
42:58when you did not honor your contract
43:01with the Greys to vacate the planet.
43:04So you are hereby ordered
43:06to leave Earth immediately.
43:09Honestly, dude,
43:10just go to the back and sign the last page.
43:12You are in big trouble.
43:17Son of a bitch.
43:18And if we're lost,
43:19we are lost together
43:27And if we're lost
43:34We are lost together
43:40Together, together, together, together
43:46Together
43:49And if we're lost,
43:50then we are lost together
43:52Together, together
43:53Together
43:53Together, together
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