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00:00Previously on Resident Alien
00:06The alien airplane is gone
00:07It looks like a little piece of glass
00:08Give me a simple yes or no
00:10Is that Kate's baby?
00:12And she was taken by aliens
00:13And then we were on a spaceship
00:14Which is actually inside the moon
00:16I'm starting to remember
00:17She was there
00:19So how does this time travel thing work?
00:21I'll have you back to 1870 in no time
00:241970!
00:25The Greys stole my alien energy
00:28I need it back
00:29To kill the mantid
00:30To save Earth
00:31Back to Bridget
00:32I think he's trying to catch the mantid
00:34Huh?
00:36Oh, hey guys
00:37Heather
00:38Honey, I'm home
00:59Hey!
01:13Hey, Darce
01:15What are you doing out here?
01:17You don't want to welcome me home?
01:19My parents?
01:21I got to be welcomed home by a broken toilet
01:23And urine on their bed
01:24How's your fancy Romanski school?
01:29It's good
01:30I don't know
01:32I don't know
01:33I miss home
01:34Actually, I missed you
01:39Missed you too, bud?
01:41No, dummy
01:42I mean, I
01:43I really
01:45Missed you
01:47I like you
01:50I thought you were dating all those ski guys
01:54Well, yeah, but they're all kind of dumb
01:57Hot, though
01:59They're really hot
01:59I'm just one model
02:01Please stop
02:02Those
02:04Guys
02:05Aren't
02:05You
02:07You're serious
02:09I swear on Mrs. Fontaine's Ford Fiesta
02:13Bomb and comment
02:14Boot and bomb it
02:15Darce
02:20Hey
02:22Judy, what the hell?
02:24Somebody call the cops
02:26Run
02:27Ow
02:37Say hi to your daddy, kids
02:55Harry, I'd like you to meet Charles
02:59Aiden
03:00Caden
03:01Polly
03:02Luce
03:03And
03:04Harry Jr.
03:06Oh
03:06Well, they
03:07They definitely have their daddy's nose
03:10Something feels different about my Heather
03:14Harry, look, I know
03:15I know
03:17Okay, I get it
03:18It's a lot
03:18But I really do think that you're gonna be a great father
03:21And I just
03:22I have to tell you that I've thought about you every single day since I left
03:27I have thought about you too, my love
03:30It's true
03:31I still love her as much as before
03:33But something is missing
03:35I
03:35Is it because she left?
03:37Is it because she betrayed me?
03:39You're the love of my life
03:41And I am so
03:42So sorry
03:44Oh, that's it
03:47Now that I am human
03:48I find her face repulsive
03:50You know who caused all this?
03:56Is that hybrid gray?
03:57Joseph
03:57He threatened my family, Harry
04:00And I
04:00I didn't know what to do
04:02But I
04:02I can't run anymore
04:04She looks like a haunted piece of taxidermy
04:07But Joseph will not be a problem
04:09He only has one arm
04:10He no longer works for the grays
04:11He's ugly
04:12I mean, unlike you
04:13Who is the opposite of ugly
04:15Is there also a smell?
04:18Harry, I'll never leave you again
04:19You're the most incredible
04:21Beautiful being I have ever met
04:23And you
04:25And you are also
04:26Beautiful
04:29I love how your eyes just bulge out from your face
04:34Like a fish
04:36But a bird
04:38Oh, your breath
04:44Your breath is very
04:46Gamey
04:48You know what?
04:52That's mantid
04:53Sorry, I totally forgot to mention this
04:57I killed a mantid
04:57Ate his guts
04:58Asta was out there
05:00I saved her damn life
05:01She did not thank me
05:03So
05:03I'm kind of messed up
05:04You killed the mantid?
05:06Yeah
05:06That is great news
05:08It's outside under the canoe
05:09FYI
05:10I'm going to save you some guts
05:11You hungry?
05:13Yeah
05:14You're
05:14Her
05:15I mean, yum
05:18Yum, yum, yum
05:19But not now, I think
05:20Not now
05:20No, no, no
05:21Okay
05:21I'll put it in here
05:23For safekeeping
05:24Are you serious?
05:25Look, Harry
05:26I know you don't know
05:27If you can trust me
05:28I just want to tell you
05:29That I love you
05:30And I hope that someday
05:31You can forgive me
05:32Of course
05:35I forgive you, my love
05:36Thank you
05:38I'm glad again
05:39Thank you
05:40I'm going to keep my eyes closed
05:42So I don't get distracted
05:43By all that beauty
05:45My love
05:47What if we were to reunite
05:49In human form?
05:51Yes, because you were a human
05:53When you left me
05:54And we could just pretend
05:56If you take a human form
05:58Now, it would be like
05:59Nothing ever happened
06:01Like time has gone backwards
06:03That is so romantic
06:05Yes
06:06I will see you
06:08In the bedroom
06:09Oh, I love it
06:11When you rub your
06:12I want to say fuzz
06:15Around your beak
06:17Yeah
06:17That's my face, fuzz
06:19It definitely doesn't make your head
06:20Look like a moldy piece of fruit
06:22Hey, Harry
06:22I'm drenched
06:24Wow
06:35That was a lot
06:37Yeah
06:38Sorry, the giant praying mantis attack
06:41Or going back in time
06:42How is me coming here
06:43To talk about a plan
06:44For the baby
06:45Who was raised on a spaceship
06:46The most normal part
06:47Of this conversation
06:48We don't
06:50Have a plan
06:51Yet
06:52Sorry
06:53I know
06:54I know
06:54I get it
06:55I can't stop thinking
06:57About how awful
06:57This whole thing is
06:59But
06:59It's too dangerous
07:00The Greys are still watching
07:02Ben and Kate
07:02It's obvious from the cameras
07:04I planned all over their house
07:05Okay, again
07:07I am an officer of the court
07:09Please stop telling me
07:10How you two are breaking the law
07:11Who's breaking the law?
07:13These two
07:13All the time
07:14With all their alien stuff
07:15But obviously
07:22To bring attention to undocumented immigrants
07:27Is very great
07:30So you two should keep doing that
07:32Well, let me know
07:35Let me know when the next one is
07:35I'll come with
07:36Cool
07:37Cool
07:38She doesn't know?
07:41Of course she doesn't know
07:42Well, apparently everyone else knows
07:44I said I'm sorry I didn't tell you
07:46You know, it would just be nice to feel included
07:48Especially when aliens are trying to kill us all
07:51Well, good news
07:52Because Harry needs us to come get rid of that mantid alien body
07:55So
07:55You want to come?
07:59Pass
07:59All right
08:01We're just trying to include you
08:03That's what you said
08:04Yeah
08:05Make sure you get the praying mantis prayer hands right
08:08And also
08:09These things
08:11Oh
08:12And of course
08:13Those big old eyes
08:15Remember
08:15They're not front-headed eyes
08:17They're side-headed eyes
08:18Like two big-ass security cameras
08:20You know, the bulgy kind
08:21The ones you see like up in a yoga shop in the corner
08:24I'm still trying to capture the
08:26He was standing like a man
08:28Who just found out his roommate wore his favorite pants
08:30Well, look, Debbie
08:31I can't help it
08:32If I'm a master of the simile
08:34All right
08:34And why are you being so surly, huh?
08:36I told you in that cave
08:37I said
08:37Don't drink that water
08:38Because you're going to have to piss
08:39And then you're probably going to miss out on seeing an alien
08:41You remember that?
08:42I don't remember that
08:43Huh
08:45Ooh
08:50Now, Deputy
08:51That there is a work of art
08:54Who's peeing now?
08:56Nothing
08:57Hi, Debra
08:58Third call this week
09:00About a metal Sasquatch up in the mountain
09:03Okay, uh
09:04Why don't you go ahead and put that in that file
09:06I set up called
09:06Whack-a-Doodles and Rooster Complaints
09:08Thank you, Debra
09:10You heard that, right?
09:14You don't need to tell your cyborg Sasquatch friend
09:16He needs to be a little more stealthy
09:17All right
09:18The last thing we need
09:18Is more people going around
09:20Reporting, seeing weird things
09:22Hell, we already got an alien
09:23That can see how much yogurt you got
09:24I'm assuming you haven't told Lena
09:26Have I told Lena that the killer's an alien?
09:30Hell no
09:30I don't need her looking at me
09:32The way I used to look at you
09:33No
09:33No one needs that
09:35But you know you're not crazy
09:38No, I am not
09:44Managed removal experts, LLC at your service
10:05Just kidding
10:06We've never done this before
10:07We're not experts
10:08We're also not an LLC
10:10Hey, how's everything with Heather?
10:14Is she...
10:14Oh, Charles
10:16What the hell is that?
10:20That is one of our darling children
10:22Uh, you should organize a large group gift
10:25Like a stroller
10:26Because we have plenty of bibs and worms
10:29Hi, Alsta
10:31Hi, Darcy
10:32I see you guys met the kiddos
10:34Where's Charles?
10:39Oh, he...
10:41Bridget!
10:43Bridget!
10:44Bridget!
10:45No!
10:46No!
10:46You drop it!
10:48Drop it!
10:50Drop it!
10:51Drop it!
10:54There we go
10:55You must play
10:57You must play
10:58Look more like eating
10:59Bet you want a bath now
11:01Don't you, Charles?
11:02Go play outside!
11:03I bet you do
11:03I bet you do
11:05But you don't even need bath toys, do you?
11:07Because you're your own rober, Ducky
11:08Yes, you are
11:10Yes, you are, little baby
11:12Okay, I can see your faces
11:15Do not say anything
11:17Uh, I want to say like a thousand things
11:19So, you're gonna raise alien bird babies
11:23Even though you're human?
11:24Shh!
11:26Heather does not know that I am human
11:28And you will not tell her
11:28Because you will ruin everything if you do
11:30You have to tell her the truth
11:32Maybe she'll be okay with it
11:34I do not know if she would
11:35Because I will not be telling her
11:37Everything is perfect right now
11:39Hey, Harry, could you hand me that bag?
11:43Just so you guys know
11:44I'm still nursing
11:45And I need a pump
11:46Good girl
11:47Yeah
11:48Total respect
11:48Nice
11:49I thought more was coming
12:10But it wasn't
12:11Oh, boy
12:14Big load
12:21All set for tomorrow
12:26Oh, yeah
12:28Yeah, everything's perfect
12:30The babies take after their father
12:39You can really see it in their cloacas
12:43Yep, I'm good
12:45You're a good mother
12:47You are a good daddy
12:50So, what's going on, daddy?
12:56Do you have a gift for mommy today?
12:59I got a gift
13:00It's a gift I've been giving you
13:02Oh
13:03Give it and I take it back
13:05Okay, well, give it
13:06I'll give it
13:08I'll re-gift it
13:10Yeah, re-gift it to me
13:11But I have a gift receipt
13:13So I can take it back
13:14But I'll give it again
13:15Well, the store is demanding
13:16All merchandise
13:17Be brought to the store
13:19And then we're gonna shove it
13:21Right back at the people who bought it
13:23You might wanna take yours back
13:25It's got a crack in it
13:27It's under warranty
13:29So it might have a recall
13:31Well, you bought it on sale
13:33Okay
13:34So the warranty doesn't count
13:36Hey
13:36Hey, hey
13:37Maybe not in front of the kids
13:39They know where they came from
13:41Maybe not in front of me
13:43Okay
13:45Wow
13:46So great you're back together
13:48But also there's a dead mantid
13:50Under your canoe
13:51That's not a problem
13:53I mean, we can just bury it
13:55And put a headstone on top of it
13:57That says R.I.P.
13:58You dick
13:59But we will not
14:01Be doing that
14:02Because we
14:03Need to exchange
14:05Gifts
14:06Stick it out
14:11I'll just take care of it
14:21I actually know exactly
14:23Who to call to dig a grave
14:24I came to the right gal
14:29For grave digging
14:30When I worked at the cemetery
14:32In high school
14:32The guys called me
14:34Deep Hole Judy
14:35Because that was my nickname
14:37When I got there
14:38You weren't creeped out
14:40Working at a cemetery
14:41No
14:42Not usually
14:43There was this one ghost
14:45With a southern accent
14:47Bee
14:49Hey
14:51Does this have anything to do
14:53With that serial killer
14:54That's on the loose
14:55Of course not
14:57Nah
14:57You know what
14:58No
14:58Do not tell me
15:00I only need to know three things
15:02Width
15:03Height
15:04Depth
15:04A four by nine by six
15:08She got a four nine six
15:09They're coming right up
15:11Judy's digging a big old hole
15:14Who's going in
15:16I don't know
15:17Didn't ask questions
15:18It's better that way
15:20Just kissing a girl
15:21Wants to make you gay
15:23Well we can't just sit here
15:26And do nothing
15:26And you're sure
15:27That you saw Darcy on the ship
15:28For the hundredth time
15:30Yes
15:30She was on that ship
15:32It's
15:34It's like
15:34I had these memories
15:36That were lost
15:37But
15:37They were beginning to come back
15:40She was there
15:41Okay
15:43Well then
15:43This can only mean one thing
15:45Exactly
15:45Darcy was abducted
15:48She's an alien
15:48Two
15:50Very
15:51Different
15:51Things
15:52Wait
15:52What if Darcy
15:54Is like me
15:55And she had a baby
15:57That was abducted
15:57Before it was born
15:58Wow
16:00That's possible
16:02Gotta hand it to Agent Gardner
16:07Jumping into a case in progress
16:08Having to navigate
16:10All the pre-existing team dynamics
16:12But everyone seems to love Jules
16:14She just really seems to be
16:15Fitting right in
16:16Yeah
16:17Mmhmm
16:17Okay
16:20There's been something
16:23You've wanted to tell me all night
16:24Can we just get it over with
16:25Let me guess
16:26You hate Jules being on this case
16:27Well
16:28No
16:28You remember that story
16:31You told me about
16:32About your son
16:33Playing with the Magnetiles
16:35Right
16:35He was real young
16:36And he was
16:36He was throwing them all around
16:37And somehow
16:38One of them landed right on his edge
16:40Yeah
16:40Best day of his life
16:41Yeah
16:42It was crazy
16:42Right
16:43It was like a
16:43Like a one in a million shot
16:45Right
16:45But you saw it
16:46With your own eyes
16:47Right
16:47So sometimes
16:48Things that are crazy
16:50They happen
16:51But they're real
16:52Right
16:53Um
16:55Apropos of that
16:57Deputy Liv and I
17:00Have reason to believe
17:01That the
17:02Serial killer
17:03That we're tracking
17:04Is um
17:06Is an alien
17:08Creature
17:09That resembles an
17:10Eight foot
17:11Humanoid
17:12Praying mantis
17:13Are you kidding?
17:14I'm not
17:16I saw it
17:18With my own eyes
17:19Chomping on a deer
17:20Okay
17:21And the reason
17:21I needed to tell you
17:22Is because
17:23As we move forward
17:24We're gonna need to
17:25Exercise an extreme
17:26Amount of caution
17:27You saw this thing
17:29This
17:29Giant praying mantis
17:31That's right
17:32In the woods
17:33Listen
17:34I saw
17:36An alien
17:37I also see your face
17:40I see what you did there
17:43But all you did
17:43Was go from
17:44Skeptical face
17:45To neutral face
17:45Right
17:46That doesn't help me
17:47I won't believe
17:48Face
17:48What do you want me to say?
17:50I want you to say
17:51That you believe me
17:52Wow
17:56So wow
17:58Okay
17:59That's how it is
17:59You know what?
18:02Fine
18:03I forgot you drove
18:09I'm not trying to jog 12 miles
18:11Wouldn't expect you to
18:12Okay
18:13So we'll just have a
18:13Angry car ride back?
18:15Now that
18:16I definitely believe
18:17Okay
18:19That shit believes
18:22Okay
18:23Oh
18:28I mean
18:43This grave is flawless
18:46These corners are like
18:48Exactly 90 degrees
18:50How could she wear
18:51Daily contact lenses
18:52For a month
18:53But also do this
18:54I don't know
18:55She can barely
18:56Button her shirt
18:57Right half the time
18:58Okay
19:00Three
19:01One, two, three
19:03Okay
19:07All right
19:09That's the mandate
19:10Off our to-do list
19:11Next up
19:15Ben and Kate's baby
19:17I mean you know
19:18We can't take her back yet
19:19Yeah
19:20I know
19:20The situation is just
19:23Driving me insane
19:24And I know
19:25Things are really bad
19:27Right now
19:27But we just have to
19:28Stay the course
19:29And know everything
19:30Is going to be okay
19:31Did Judy send you
19:35A survey
19:36Yeah
19:37I gave her five stars
19:38I mean look at this
19:39Yeah same
19:41Remember
19:46Be subtle
19:47Okay
19:48We can't tip her off
19:49That we're on to her
19:50Just
19:50Hey
19:53Hey
19:53Day drink date
19:55Oh yeah
19:56I remember when you said
19:57I was abducted by aliens
19:58Sorta
20:04I remember that I
20:06Joke around a lot
20:07And also
20:07I'm drunk a lot
20:09So
20:09Who knows what I've said
20:11Right
20:11And who knows
20:12What Ben is saying
20:13Half the time
20:14Am I right
20:14Or why
20:16That's good
20:16Why he's saying it
20:17All right
20:17Yeah
20:18All right
20:19Oh you know
20:20You guys need to try
20:21The special margaritas
20:23I will be right back
20:24What the hell is that
20:27Shit shit shit shit
20:29I took a shot
20:30You missed
20:32Sorry
20:40He's
20:41He's all into aliens right now
20:42Because we watched a documentary
20:44About aliens recently
20:45Yeah
20:46It was wild stuff
20:47It was on recently
20:47I said that
20:49The documentary is about
20:51How these aliens
20:53They abduct babies
20:54From women's wounds
20:55And then they
20:57They take
20:57The wound babies
20:58And they raise them
21:00On spaceships
21:02Hoo boy
21:03Can you believe that
21:05I can't
21:06Believe it
21:07And I won't
21:08You gotta
21:10Wonder
21:11Who makes these things
21:12Up
21:13These days
21:14I've never had
21:16A baby
21:17So I don't
21:17I'm not in the headspace
21:18Or have you
21:19And you
21:20You would not know
21:21If an alien had
21:22Where are you taking it
21:23Honey
21:23She would know
21:25If she was pregnant
21:26At least
21:26Well hang on
21:27I think that that's
21:28An HR violation
21:29To ask if she was pregnant
21:30Okay well
21:31We're not in an office
21:32And I didn't ask
21:34I just
21:34Said it hypothetically
21:36Have you been pregnant
21:38Okay
21:38That's an HR violation
21:39Yeah
21:40It is
21:41And I'm pretty triggered
21:43I'm gonna get some air
21:46Wound babies
21:54That is my jacket
22:04Thank you
22:05I couldn't find a blanket
22:09I do not like being cold
22:11So is this
22:12What you do
22:13Every time
22:14You refer a patient
22:14To Braddock
22:15Which according to our records
22:16Is 90% of the time
22:19I'm human now
22:20With a stupid human brain
22:21Just like yours
22:22I cannot learn
22:24How to operate
22:25On a diseased gallbladder
22:26In five seconds
22:28My patients should be grateful
22:29I'm hiding from them
22:31But you're still taking
22:32Therapy sessions
22:33Therapy is just listening
22:36To complaints
22:37Okay
22:38So
22:39This um
22:41Late session
22:41That you scheduled
22:42With Ben tonight
22:43Is about his mental health
22:45Right
22:45And not about you
22:46Avoiding Heather
22:47So you don't have to
22:48Tell her you're a human
22:49I'm supposed to be
22:50The fake therapist
22:51Not you
22:52Harry
22:55You can't keep doing this
22:58Real relationships
23:01Are built
23:01On honesty
23:03If you hide
23:04Parts of yourself
23:05Then you're not
23:06Being authentic
23:06And Heather deserves
23:08To know who you really are
23:09Or
23:11Does she deserve
23:13To be happy
23:14Because if I never tell her
23:16I'm human
23:16And she always stays
23:18In her human form
23:19Then we will both be happy
23:21Ben and Kate
23:23Know I was on the ship
23:24They said that
23:34No
23:34But they know about the baby
23:35And they know I know
23:36About the baby
23:36Mrs. Mayor knows
23:38About the baby
23:39It came out
23:39In a hypnosis session
23:41I assume
23:42That she told
23:42Mr. Mayor
23:43During one of their
23:44Leather-clad
23:46Oily
23:46Sexy
23:47Nipple-clamp
23:48Sex adventures
23:49Why didn't you tell us
23:51Because
23:52Their sex life
23:53Is private
23:53Between their doctor
23:54And their patient
23:55I respect that
23:56About the baby
23:57Oh
23:57Maybe I was
23:59In a gray jail
24:00On the moon
24:01For a month
24:02Does Kate know
24:03I have anything
24:03To do with it
24:04No
24:05She only has memories
24:07From before she saw you
24:08On the ship
24:09But
24:10It is possible
24:11That the other memories
24:12Are starting to come back
24:13On their own
24:14So
24:16They know the grays
24:17Took the baby
24:18We have to tell them
24:20That she's safe
24:21At least
24:21Why don't you just
24:22Put the baby
24:22In an envelope
24:23And mail it
24:24Straight to the grays
24:25He's right
24:26We saw the orbs
24:29Interrogating her
24:30If we tell Kate
24:31That the baby is okay
24:32The grays will know
24:33And then they'll just
24:34Come after us
24:35To get the baby
24:35So
24:37We're just
24:39Not doing anything
24:40How are we okay
24:41With this
24:41Is nobody else
24:42Bothered by this
24:44Yes
24:44I am bothered by it
24:45Mostly I'm cold
24:47This jacket
24:51Fits like a glove
24:52Get out
24:59You sure this is
25:01The spot Mike
25:01Saw the mansion
25:02Yeah I recognize
25:04The tree I was behind
25:05It was the
25:06Perfect
25:06P tree
25:07Two small limbs
25:09Like
25:09Handlebars
25:10How do you even know
25:11It's gonna come back here
25:12I don't
25:13But
25:13We have to try something
25:15Lena's gonna get hurt
25:17If we can't prove to her
25:18What's really out there
25:19I feel like maybe
25:21This is 20% about Lena
25:22And 80% about you
25:24Getting a photo
25:24So you can finally
25:25See an alien
25:2690%
25:29The last one
25:29Everyone gets to see
25:32An alien
25:32But me
25:33Even you saw
25:35The Loch Ness Monster
25:36During your semester abroad
25:37Are you sure
25:41It wasn't just
25:41A big log
25:42I thought we were
25:43Supposed to be
25:44Supportive of each other
25:45I know
25:46Sorry
25:46I'm just jealous
25:47Hi
25:55How was your day
25:57I'm a human
25:59It was okay
26:02There was a fly
26:04In my office
26:04Ooh
26:05That must have been
26:06So hard for you
26:07Human
26:08You must have been
26:10So annoyed
26:11You like this
26:12Human stuff
26:13Huh
26:13Okay
26:15Well
26:15I'm human right now
26:16Let's go
26:17Work up an appetite
26:18Before dinner
26:19No
26:19No
26:20Hi Heather
26:21My darling
26:21I'm actually
26:24A human
26:25Now
26:25The greys
26:29I stole my energy
26:31I no longer
26:33Have an alien form
26:35Just this
26:37What?
26:40I've been human
26:41Ever since you came back
26:41That's why
26:42When you ask me
26:42To change
26:43I always say no
26:44Because I cannot
26:45I'm sorry
26:46It's the truth
26:47Will you marry me?
26:59What?
27:01Your love of my life
27:03Harry
27:03Whether you're alien or not
27:04Yeah sure
27:05Okay
27:06My parents are going to be
27:07Very very angry
27:08Because they're super racist
27:10Against humans
27:10But
27:11There's
27:13Something else
27:16That I need to ask you
27:18You want me to stay
27:20In human form too
27:21When you are alien
27:22I don't find it
27:26As attractive
27:28It's very intimidating
27:31Like a vulture
27:32Or like a
27:35Too eager duck
27:36Who bites your finger
27:38Instead of the bread
27:39Harry look
27:40I want you to be
27:42Comfortable with me
27:43If you want me
27:44To just have one
27:45Measly vagina
27:45That's what I'll do
27:47You would do that for me
27:49So?
27:53Oh my God
27:54Do I get down then?
28:00I think
28:00I don't know
28:01I feel weird
28:03Yes
28:05I will marry you
28:07Hello
28:09How racist are your parents?
28:18Hmm
28:18Pretty racist
28:19What about one with all
28:29Of the colors?
28:31Yes
28:32That's for sure
28:33What you should do
28:34And I'll do maybe
28:35Like this light doo doo
28:36Hmm
28:38All I know is I think
28:40My maid of honor
28:41Will be my sister
28:42Okay
28:43Who will be your best man?
28:45Asta
28:45Hmm
28:46Cool
28:47Kind of weird
28:49That your best friend's a woman
28:50But
28:50Dad?
28:57That is your father?
29:00Dad what are you doing here?
29:02Well hello Mr. Heather
29:03I can't
29:04Son of a bitch
29:06Dad no!
29:07It's a different time
29:11Jack
29:11Oh you think I care what Mr. Carmichael says?
29:15He can eat a dick
29:16We don't want your money
29:18And we don't need your money
29:20Where is he?
29:21Where he's in the rafters
29:22He's in the rafters
29:24Sir?
29:27Sir?
29:27I just want to say
29:30I understand that you're upset
29:32But
29:33I look forward to the moment
29:35That I actually get to call you
29:37Dad
29:39Come on!
29:42Come on!
29:43Where are you?
29:47I haven't touched a cloaca
29:49I promise
29:49Ow!
29:50Too many birds
29:58In one tree
30:00Yeah sorry
30:04No drunks after closing
30:05Come on
30:07The guy just stopped by
30:08To help an old friend
30:09He can
30:11Never has
30:12What are you doing out so late?
30:15He's just out
30:16Taking a walk
30:17Clearing my head
30:18Listening to my thoughts
30:20Tried that once
30:22Not a fan
30:23You know what I was thinking about
30:26Actually was
30:27That night that you
30:30Came over to
30:31Tell me I was abducted
30:33I think that I was
30:38Abducted by aliens
30:40On that camping trip
30:41Then and like
30:45A million times since
30:46I think that you were right
30:50That doesn't sound like me
30:53Dars I know that you know something
30:57Look and maybe
31:00Maybe you felt weird
31:01Talking to Kate about it
31:02And that's why you didn't
31:03But you know that
31:04You can talk to me
31:05Yeah I know
31:06That's why we're talking now
31:07Hello!
31:09How are you sir?
31:11How is the weather today?
31:12How are your stocks?
31:13Are they up?
31:14Are they down?
31:14How are they going?
31:14I'm serious
31:15I mean you know that
31:16You can be yourself around me
31:19Yeah
31:22I know
31:23How do you know I'm not?
31:27The you that I know
31:28Is pretty blatantly honest
31:29Remember in high school
31:32You told me how you felt about me
31:35And I felt the same way
31:36But I was just too scared
31:37To say anything
31:38That you weren't
31:40This is that
31:42Okay?
31:45So if there is anything
31:46That I need to know about
31:49That you're not telling me
31:51Anything
31:53Even if it's about aliens
31:57I need you to please tell me
32:01Nope
32:04Nothing
32:06Swear
32:10I swear
32:14I'm Mrs. Fontaine's Ford Viesta
32:19Vomit coming?
32:27Yeah
32:27Yep
32:28Okay
32:35Okay
32:36Have a good night
32:57Hello?
33:09Dudes?
33:11Huh?
33:12You out for a drink?
33:14Yeah
33:14I'll meet you at the 59
33:17Okay
33:27I'm here
33:30Your dad crapped in the mashed potatoes
33:38I bet I could scrape that off the top
33:41Crap is a game over situation
33:45You're gonna want to throw that whole thing out
33:47And the bowl
33:49Okay
33:50And the spoon
33:51Harry, what's wrong?
33:57This isn't going to work
34:01No, no, no
34:03No
34:03I know my dad was angry
34:04Obviously
34:05He was so angry
34:07But I think he's been working out a ton
34:09And that had to be the steroids
34:10He said that
34:12If we get married
34:14That you will never see him
34:16Or your mother again
34:17I don't care about that
34:20Yes, you do
34:22You left me because
34:23Joseph threatened your family
34:24They obviously mean everything to you
34:27You would lose that
34:29Well, it's worth it if I'm with you
34:31Okay, because we're the family now
34:34You, me, the kids
34:35No
34:43You're disgusting
34:47What was that?
34:51Oh, I'm sorry
34:51No, I mean
34:53Human language is so clumsy
34:56I meant to say
34:57I find you disgusting
34:59Yes, it's still not great
35:02Your human form is all that I can understand
35:05You are too great
35:07You are too great to have to live with someone
35:09Who no longer has the senses
35:11To appreciate everything that you are
35:13My visual spectrum is restricted
35:17I can no longer smell you
35:19With my entire body
35:21My taste is muted
35:25My touch is numb
35:26Your true form makes me want to vomit
35:29Well, if I make you sick
35:32The kids can eat it
35:33We can make this work
35:35I know we can
35:36No
35:36You deserve to have what we had before
35:40I can no longer give you that
35:44I am only what is left
35:47After everything good has been taken away
35:49No
35:49No, that is not true
35:51You know that it is
35:53Can you at least tell me one more of your poems?
36:02Oh
36:02Say it in your language
36:04I've always found it so beautiful
36:07I would do anything for you
36:13I think it is
36:43Oh
36:49Baby
36:52They play they play
36:57They play
37:05Papa
37:13All right.
37:43I was upset.
37:46I took things personally and overreacted, and I apologize.
37:53Okay.
37:54Wow, very efficient of you.
37:56I own my skills.
37:57What you want in a partner is a constant willingness to improve.
38:01I agree with that.
38:03But, um, and don't worry, I'm not asking you to believe in aliens, okay?
38:08We don't have to believe in the same things.
38:10It's like we don't agree on everything.
38:11I think lots of things we don't agree on.
38:14Cumberland is delicious.
38:15It's disgusting.
38:17Anyway, um, I need to keep the people that I love safe.
38:22So, even if you don't believe me, please believe this.
38:28What you are up against is the most dangerous thing in the world.
38:34So, I need you to promise that while you're out there investigating, that you're going to be extra careful.
38:41Because I can't, I can't lose you.
38:45I couldn't stand it.
38:46I promise.
38:50Okay.
38:50Now, um, what was that thing you said before?
38:57Something about loving me?
39:01Oh, well, I mean, I, I don't know, maybe I see lots of things.
39:04You love me.
39:06No, I mean, if that's what you heard, then that's what you heard because that's what I said.
39:14I love you.
39:18I love you, too.
39:22Okay.
39:22Okay, then.
39:26Okay.
39:27Okay.
39:31I thought being honest with Heather about who I am would make me feel better.
39:35But now I feel worse, and so does she.
39:40Maybe this is why humans hide how they feel.
39:42Being your true self hurts too much.
39:54Oh, don't worry.
39:58It's, it's almond milk.
40:00I cannot believe I hate cow milk so much.
40:06But then I hate myself for loving almond milk this much.
40:10I'm a basic bitch.
40:13You're human.
40:15That's all.
40:17And I'm proud of you.
40:19You know, I, it can't have been easy, but you did the right thing.
40:22You, you put Heather's needs above your own.
40:24It's like you did with Jay.
40:28Yeah.
40:31You must truly love her.
40:33And your birdlings.
40:36But now I'm sad all the time.
40:40Being human is horrible.
40:42It can be, yes.
40:44When things get bad, but then they get good again.
40:50When?
40:52Um, I, I can't tell you exactly.
40:56But, things get bad, but then they get good.
41:03And bad.
41:06But, and good.
41:09Everything is a cycle.
41:10It's like the tide.
41:12When I think about the tide, I think about the moon that makes it, and how it is full of stolen babies.
41:18Yeah, I'm, I've had a lot of trouble looking up at the sky these days, too.
41:25But things will get good again?
41:31Yes.
41:33They always do.
41:43Bye.
41:44I don't even like these pants.
41:50It doesn't matter.
41:51Hey, we're gonna take them back in three weeks, and now I'll grow them.
41:54You hungry?
41:55Yeah, but I'm actually going to get ice cream with Sahar.
41:57I love you.
42:00Be safe, okay?
42:01Okay.
42:03Oh, I'm gonna go get us some cookies for later.
42:09Hello.
42:09Hello.
42:10Uh, I will take, uh, two boxes of the mints, and, uh, two of the lemon, please.
42:18That'll be $18.
42:19Okay.
42:21There you go.
42:23And, here's your change.
42:25Thanks.
42:27And this is yours, too.
42:32It's from your neck?
42:33We don't even need that implant to watch you.
42:39We're watching you anyway.
42:40Always.
42:42So, if you think you can get away from us, you're wrong.
42:46Because we're here.
42:48We're everywhere.
42:56Enjoy the cookies.
42:57Bye.
43:21Bye.
43:24Bye.
43:25Bye.
43:26Bye.
43:26Bye.
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