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00:01Previously on Resident Evil.
00:08Welcome again to my podcast, where I will discuss the search for Peterbott's son, Robert.
00:13Good work, deputy. It's the alien stuff. It's all connected.
00:17The mantid might still be alive.
00:18You can't kill me, but I can kill you.
00:21And how's the lady wrong?
00:23He started to kick like a little fancy dancer.
00:25I decided to stop drinking, and I found an AA meeting.
00:28So, now that the baby is safe, I want to tell Vinnegade the truth.
00:32You killed your own dad to save me.
00:34Don't make it weird.
00:38What the...
00:53Hey, looks like I gotta pack up.
00:58Oh...
01:02Yeah, man.
01:06See...
01:08I can...
01:10Oh, man.
01:13You're comfortable in there?
01:34Mm-hmm.
01:37Sorry, Jules.
01:39You can't come with me.
01:40But you've been such a good host.
01:43Humans do not like change.
02:11They find comfort in their lives staying the same.
02:14I think for humans, seeing your son hugging an alien does not count as comfort.
02:19Could you please cover up the dead alien statue father thing?
02:25It's making me want to barf.
02:26Do not disrespect my dead father, who I just murdered.
02:30Thank you for, uh, turning back into a human.
02:41That was a lot.
02:44It was easy.
02:45It was like putting on a coat.
02:46One with broad shoulders, great hair, and nipples like Spanish doubloons.
02:52Well, thanks for ruining history and nipples for us.
02:56So now you know I am an alien, and we are not too different.
03:02Now get out.
03:03I need to break up my father into pieces, turn him into a rock garden by the lake.
03:07Not so fast.
03:09We still have a few questions.
03:11So you really went to space?
03:12Was it neat?
03:13Did you learn anything?
03:14It seems like a question you could ask on the way home.
03:17And why are you asking him?
03:18Like, he just went on some school trip.
03:20He left the planet.
03:21I was only up there for, like, ten minutes.
03:24And then when I got back, I grew a beard because I touched one of Harry's balls.
03:27I knew it!
03:30Metal spheres.
03:32Alien technology from my planet to assist me if I got lost.
03:35And did you say I knew it?
03:37You think I'm scrotuming your son?
03:40I'm no freak.
03:41I like birds.
03:47What the hell is that thing?
03:48This isn't my son!
03:49I don't call your son a thing.
03:52He calls me a shaved squirrel, pinky, mouse baby, maxi pad.
04:02No more screen time!
04:03What the hell is happening?
04:05There's, uh, there's little aliens?
04:07Mm-hmm.
04:07There's praying mantis aliens?
04:09Why not?
04:09On Earth?
04:10How could you keep this all a secret?
04:12Yeah, buddy, you didn't think to tell us that the town doctor is an alien?
04:16You know, he prescribes Adderall.
04:17It sometimes won't.
04:19I did tell you.
04:22You told me I was broken and wanted to send me to a school in Georgia for special kids.
04:30And it was a nice school.
04:32Mm-hmm.
04:32You know, they, they, they, they had horses?
04:36They did.
04:38Does anybody want coffee?
04:40Dinglebutt?
04:42Oh, I'd call him that, too.
04:44Ha!
04:44Lena, it's me.
04:47I was right about Jules being an alien.
04:49Okay, so could you just give me a call when you get this message and just know I'm pretty
04:52sure Cletus is farting because he misses you.
04:54Okay?
04:54Did you get a hold of her?
04:58Well, she thinks I'm crazy.
04:59I mean, you know, I sit in the car for hours stalking a woman.
05:02She goes out for a cigarette.
05:03I put a bullet through her and I'm the crazy one?
05:06Huh.
05:06I'm still trying to process that I had drinks with a mantid and she stuck me with the bill.
05:11What a B-I-T-C-H.
05:13You know what?
05:13She's a murderer.
05:14I'll just say bitch.
05:18Did you, uh, you send a car over to Lena's?
05:20Yeah.
05:21They're keeping an eye on her.
05:23They also searched Jules' house, found nothing.
05:26She's gone.
05:26We gotta put a stop to this thing.
05:28Old mining day starts the day after tomorrow and sounds like this mantid's landing on
05:31turning it into an all-you-can-eat buffet with me as a side dish.
05:34I'm not some damn floppy broccolini.
05:37Hell, I'm a fully loaded baked potato with extra bacon.
05:40Damn, now I'm hungry for something as delicious as myself.
05:44So you lied when you said that Harry wasn't an alien.
05:47He wasn't an alien then?
05:48My life has been a rollercoaster.
05:51Hi.
05:52We need to talk.
05:53Why do humans have so many knock-knock jokes if they never knock-knock?
05:57We saw your car outside.
05:58You guys just hanging out?
06:00That's us.
06:00We're the, uh, family who hangs out with the town doctor who, uh,
06:03happens to be an alien.
06:05Remember your therapy.
06:06Go to your happy place.
06:08What?
06:08They saw Max hugging me in my alien form after I killed my father.
06:13His corpse is under that blanket.
06:16I got my alien energy back after the tube fell out of his crotch and it broke.
06:22Big day.
06:23Normally that would be a lot to take in,
06:25but it's disturbing how not disturbing all that sounds.
06:28Well, you know what's really disturbing is the fact that this whole time the two of you have known about our baby and you didn't tell us.
06:34That's why we're here.
06:35We decided to finally tell you guys everything.
06:37We just came to tell Harry first, but you're already here and he told you.
06:41So, two birds, one stone.
06:43You really expect me to believe that?
06:44Keeping this a secret from you, Kate has been torture for me.
06:48Oh, I'm sorry.
06:49I'm sorry that lying to us about our baby has been so tough for you.
06:52What, what can I do to ease your pain?
06:54Hey, hey, hey, look, I know this is all really upsetting, but Darcy's been through a lot lately.
06:58It's okay.
06:59It's all right.
07:00I'm, I'm sober now.
07:01You're sober?
07:03Well, that's great.
07:04Yeah, thanks.
07:04I've been going to AA, so.
07:06Oh, I, sorry, I just thought you meant you were sober right now.
07:10So you assume I'm always drunk?
07:11Your coffee mug says wine time.
07:13That was a gift from you.
07:15Hell yeah.
07:15Why would I leave patients to see the world when I have all the excitement I need right here?
07:20I, I know you're mad, but we were just trying to protect Daisy.
07:23You named our baby?
07:25You were planning on leaving patients without telling me?
07:27What?
07:28Oh, no, um, it's just something my dad brought up.
07:30Look, Ben, Kate, I'm sorry, okay?
07:32I swear we were going to tell you guys, but it wasn't safe.
07:35The Greys were watching you, okay?
07:37And Harry said...
07:38Yes, of course.
07:39Harry, who apparently is an alien, making decisions like he knows what's best for our family.
07:44Well, guess what?
07:44He doesn't.
07:45Harry is the one who convinced the Greys to leave your baby alone.
07:48He literally put himself up as collateral.
07:50And he killed his own father to save me.
07:52And I ruined a perfectly good fireplace poker doing it.
07:55Well, despite your many sacrifices, I would really appreciate it if you would leave my
07:59family alone from now on.
08:00You were in my house.
08:01I mean it, okay?
08:03Hey, why don't we call Sheriff Mike?
08:04We'll see what he thinks about it.
08:05You cannot tell anyone, especially Mike and Liv.
08:07Harry is trying to stop the mantid.
08:09The last thing he needs is Mike and Liv slowing him down.
08:11Sorry, no, I, I cannot lie to Mike.
08:14He always knows.
08:15I won't be able to look him in the eye.
08:16I would poke your eyes out, but my fireplace poker is stuck in my dead father.
08:33Ben, hey, we need to talk.
08:35Didn't you hear me?
08:44I said we need to talk.
08:45Hmm.
08:46Last night, I came face to face with the mantid.
08:49Hmm.
08:50I think it read minds and shapeshift.
08:51And guess who it shapeshifted into?
08:53Hmm.
08:53Jules Gardner.
08:56I knew it.
08:57You know, I knew the second she stole my girlfriend, she was a monster.
09:00No, no, this isn't Jules.
09:01This is the mantid.
09:02The real Jules is probably dead.
09:04Yeah, well, we all make choices.
09:08What's going on with you, huh?
09:10Why do you, uh, keep looking away from me?
09:12Uh, don't know what you're talking about.
09:15Nothing's going on.
09:16Okay, so if nothing's wrong, then why can't you look me in my eyes and say that?
09:20I don't want to take advantage of the power dynamic.
09:24Well, there can't be any power dynamics when there's no dynamics.
09:28It's just power, and it belongs to me.
09:29I radiate power.
09:31You're just a figurehead.
09:32Ugh, wrong.
09:33You know, I, uh, I approve budgets, make proclamations.
09:36I am the last word in who wins the chili cook-off every year.
09:40And I came up with the new town motto, small town, big hearts.
09:44You know, I pretty much run this town.
09:46Good.
09:47Then cancel old mining days.
09:49What?
09:52Uh, that's impossible.
09:53Every hotel in town is booked.
09:54Including the one where the mantid ate the guy's head?
09:56I'd have to petition the town council,
09:58and they don't meet until next week.
10:00But come on, hang on here.
10:02Uh, you know, as mayor,
10:04I will use every weapon in my arsenal
10:07to protect the townspeople.
10:10Okay, so just the megaphone
10:12and the oversized gavel you use to call meetings to order.
10:15It's not oversized.
10:16It's proportional to the gavel block.
10:18Sure it is.
10:19Well, let's just hope the new town motto doesn't become
10:23small town, overcrowded cemeteries.
10:26Well, it wouldn't, because the town slogan is up to me.
10:34Humans should not be afraid of change.
10:36They need to learn how to adapt,
10:38like I did when I lost my alien energy.
10:41And that time the diner ran out of pie.
10:43I did not cry about it.
10:44I just followed the man who ordered the last piece
10:46and left a note on his car that said,
10:48Pie Pig.
10:49Ha, ha, ha, ha!
10:50Look at me!
10:51Whee!
10:59Whoa!
11:00What is all this?
11:01Your father was right.
11:03We should see the world.
11:04Here are some cities we can move to
11:05after we leave Patience.
11:06Look, New York City.
11:08Detroit!
11:09New Haven.
11:10Oh, okay.
11:11Are you just listing pizza cities?
11:13Chicago.
11:14Deep dish.
11:15Oh, Harry, I told you.
11:17My dad just brought it up.
11:18I'm not leaving Patience.
11:20And if I did, I'd go alone.
11:23Alone?
11:23How could you go without me?
11:26If I went to my home planet,
11:27I would bring you with me.
11:29Then I'd die because I need oxygen to breathe.
11:32But we would be together!
11:34I take it back.
11:36I hate change.
11:40I've got some juice you're going to want to squeeze.
11:50Mike said the mantid revealed itself to him.
11:52One jewel's gardener.
11:54This is bad.
11:55Mm-hmm.
11:55If the mantid thinks its identity has been discovered,
11:58it will look for a new host.
12:00I will need your help.
12:02Well, I thought you might say that.
12:04You know, as mayor of this little hamlet,
12:06I do have the ability to get things done.
12:09I do not need a shopping center opened.
12:11I meant Max.
12:13I need someone who can see aliens.
12:15Max is a no-go.
12:17You don't need him.
12:18I have my own skill set.
12:19Like what?
12:21I can solve a Rubik's Cube in under two minutes.
12:25You are useless to me.
12:26I want Max.
12:34He is my son, and he is off-limits.
12:37Ha, ha, ha!
12:38This is classic bravado.
12:40This defense mechanism to mask the fear of being powerless as a parent.
12:45No, no, don't, don't, don't psychoanalyze me anymore, okay?
12:48You're not even a real doctor.
12:50Which, by the way, I will be expecting a refund
12:52for all the times that I paid you for therapy.
12:53If you do not let me use Max,
12:55I will tell your wife about your creepy sex dream
12:58with that ancient woman in your office, Deborah.
13:01It wasn't a sex dream.
13:03I was naked, but she had clothes on.
13:05What was the whole thing about all those moles?
13:08She said she looked like a chakra-tip cookie.
13:10And you were hungry.
13:12That's why you got out the milk.
13:14You're a weird, sick little man.
13:18What about doctor-patient confidentiality?
13:21You just said that I wasn't a real doctor.
13:23You're not.
13:24So you can forget about Max.
13:26I will not let you use my son
13:28to help you hunt down some dangerous mantid.
13:31This refusal shows growth.
13:36You're finally starting to assert yourself.
13:39I mean, this is incredible progress.
13:42Well, thanks.
13:46Just pay all the way out.
13:47Look at that.
14:16Sir, you might want to see this.
14:21I took this with a trail cam I set up
14:24in the mantid feeding ground.
14:26What is Oster doing in the middle of nowhere?
14:28Who is she with?
14:29If the mantid has been active there,
14:31then whoever it is,
14:32it looks like they're trying to cover it up.
14:34Yeah, that doesn't make any sense, though.
14:35Why would Oster want to help that monster?
14:37Maybe it's not about helping mantid.
14:41Maybe she's trying to protect whoever that is with her.
14:44Protect them from what, though?
14:45From being exposed.
14:48Because they're not human.
14:50So then, who is this non-human?
15:03Hi.
15:05What can I get you, sailor?
15:06Remember, just because I'm not drinking
15:08doesn't mean you can't.
15:09Somebody's got to keep this place in business.
15:11No, I'm good.
15:13I just need a break from Harry.
15:15Who keeps freaking out about this idea of me leaving town?
15:19I don't know.
15:20Why?
15:21It's not like you're actually leaving.
15:23I know.
15:24It's stupid.
15:25Totally.
15:29But why is it stupid?
15:31Because you belong here.
15:33You know.
15:33And every time I went away,
15:38the one thing I always knew
15:39was that you'd be here when I got back.
15:41You're the constant.
15:44Yep.
15:45That's me.
15:47But, you know, if I left,
15:49it's not like things would fall apart.
15:50Life would go on.
15:52Wait, are you...
15:54Are you actually considering leaving?
15:57Like, like, for real?
15:59No, I'm not saying I'm doing it.
16:01It's just, I don't know.
16:03Sometimes I wonder
16:04what else is out there.
16:12Oh, no, no.
16:14Oh, no.
16:16Oh, please.
16:17Oh.
16:18I'm not going anywhere.
16:19I promise.
16:21Oh, God, babe.
16:22I'm sorry.
16:23I need it, Mars.
16:25I'm leaving.
16:28Okay.
16:29Okay.
16:32Oh.
16:33Oh, hey.
16:42What can I get you?
16:43Uh, nothing.
16:44I refuse to eat anything from someone
16:46who suggested that Astor
16:47should leave patience.
16:48Too bad.
16:50Because a fresh apple pie
16:52just came out of the oven.
16:54but I don't care.
16:59Okay.
17:04I got your note.
17:05Next time,
17:06maybe don't leave an envelope
17:07that reads top secret
17:09in my mailbox.
17:10Okay, okay.
17:11I need Max's help
17:12to kill the Manton.
17:14So you have to invite him
17:15to the festival tomorrow.
17:17No, can't do.
17:17Since his parents found out about you,
17:19they barely let him out of their sight.
17:20Well, he can sneak out,
17:22tell him
17:23that now you like him
17:25as more than a friend.
17:27Do you have something else
17:29you could wear,
17:30something that says,
17:31I feel silly?
17:33That is a vile scenario.
17:36Oh.
17:36And you don't need Max.
17:38I've been working
17:39on an all-organic
17:41hallel mantiside.
17:43Here's the formula.
17:47I am so happy
17:48to have my alien energy back.
17:50Without it,
17:50I would not understand this
17:51and would have to admit
17:52that Headscarf Girl
17:53is smarter than me.
17:56Hey.
17:57Hey.
17:58Hey.
17:58Are you okay?
17:59No.
17:59Huh?
18:00Yeah, I'm fine.
18:01Just, I'm just...
18:02Okay.
18:02I...
18:03This is not bad.
18:06With a few added elements,
18:09I can make this work.
18:13Since Asa's on break,
18:15we respectfully wait
18:16for her in her office.
18:22While we rifle through
18:23her ship looking for clues.
18:36Look at this.
18:38Dear Asa,
18:39please accept these
18:40earth flowers
18:40as a token of my
18:41undying love,
18:43sincerely,
18:45Joseph.
18:49Asa's the one
18:50Joseph was in love with.
18:51First,
18:52she's burying shit
18:53where the mantan's
18:54tromping around now.
18:54She's dating an alien?
18:56That's sus.
18:57With a capital S
18:58and a little s.
18:59What are you doing
19:02in my office?
19:03How about we ask
19:04the questions?
19:04We saw you
19:05on a trail cam
19:06with someone
19:07up in the woods
19:08and you were
19:09both carrying shovels.
19:11It's not a question,
19:12that's a statement.
19:13And we found
19:14this card from Joseph
19:15who we are investigating.
19:17Not a nitpick,
19:17but again,
19:18not a question.
19:19I have no clue
19:20who this Joseph is.
19:22Isn't that the hot cop
19:23that proposed to you?
19:24So,
19:28it's you and Joseph
19:30in the picture.
19:31I guess I'm gonna have
19:32to do the heavy lifting
19:33around here.
19:35Is this you and Joseph
19:37in this picture?
19:38Question mark.
19:38Fine, yes.
19:39That's Joseph with me.
19:42What were you doing
19:42with shovels?
19:44Starting a community garden.
19:45What were you growing?
19:46Radishes.
19:50Okay, that tracks me.
19:51You can grow radishes
19:51in Colorado in April.
19:52You use a miracle grow?
19:53Compost.
19:54It's organic
19:55and better for root vegetables.
19:56That's a good tip.
19:57See, what I do
19:58is I bury a dead fish
19:58in the dirt.
19:59I learned that
20:00from a Snoopy Thanksgiving special.
20:02Maybe you can discuss
20:03gardening tips later.
20:04Question mark.
20:07I hope you're telling the truth.
20:09Not just because we're friends,
20:10but because we're cops.
20:16Do you believe her?
20:17Oh, absolutely.
20:18Radishes are cool season crops.
20:20They can tolerate a light frost.
20:22Oh, not about that.
20:23About Joseph.
20:26Absolutely not.
20:27She was way too quick
20:28to throw them under the bus.
20:29She's covering for another non-human.
20:31But who?
20:32Someone who's been here for a while.
20:36Someone she spends all her time with.
20:39Remember way back when Max said
20:51the Newtown doctor is an alien
20:52and you threatened
20:53to throw him in jail?
20:57Son of a bitch.
21:01It's the new doctor.
21:03He's an alien.
21:03Son of a bigger bitch.
21:11Hot damn.
21:12I can't believe all this time
21:14it was right under our noses.
21:15Deputy,
21:16take a big whiff.
21:18That is the smell of success.
21:21Or it's just the Sharpie ink.
21:23That too.
21:24We should probably open a window.
21:25Darcy.
21:38Can I come in?
21:41Yeah.
21:47I-I won't be long.
21:48It's okay.
21:49I, uh, just put Bella down.
21:50Bella.
21:53You named her.
21:55Yeah.
21:56Isabella Rose.
21:57It's my grandmother's name.
21:59Oh.
22:01It's beautiful.
22:02It's way better than Daisy.
22:03I mean, who's named Daisy these days?
22:05My aunt's dog.
22:07Love that.
22:08So much better for a dog
22:10than a spaceship.
22:12Baby.
22:13So,
22:14keeping
22:15Bella
22:17a secret.
22:19It was
22:19to protect you
22:21and her.
22:22I swear.
22:23But that doesn't make it right.
22:25And I-
22:25Look,
22:26the other night was a lot.
22:27I was overwhelmed
22:29and hurt.
22:30But
22:31I know that you were
22:32put in an impossible situation.
22:40You're my friend
22:41and I know that we're gonna get through this.
22:43Yeah.
22:44Oh,
22:45I have something to show you.
22:46Okay?
22:48Okay.
22:52That's her first smile.
22:54That's
22:54me giving her a bath.
22:56Um,
22:57that's her pulling my hair.
22:58She loves red.
22:59I don't know
23:00what it is.
23:01That
23:01is her laughing
23:02when she farted.
23:03Maybe it's when I farted.
23:04I don't know what the point is.
23:05She knows that farting is funny.
23:06Um,
23:07you know what?
23:08I actually
23:09have some stuff
23:10to do today,
23:11so
23:11now maybe
23:12isn't the best time.
23:15What just happened?
23:17Did I
23:18do something wrong?
23:19Nope.
23:19I just don't want
23:20to do this right now.
23:22I thought we were good.
23:23This isn't about you.
23:25Well,
23:25everything was fine
23:26and now you're upset,
23:27so obviously
23:28it's about me.
23:30Well,
23:30is this because
23:32you can tell
23:32I think Bella
23:33is a dumb name?
23:34Look,
23:37I'm just sad
23:39about everything
23:39I missed.
23:40Okay?
23:41And I don't,
23:42I don't have it in me
23:42to make you feel better
23:43about yourself right now,
23:44so please just go.
23:56Chemistry
23:56is the science
23:57of change.
23:58Add or subtract
23:59just one ingredient
24:00and everything
24:00can spiral
24:01out of control.
24:02Friendships
24:03are no different.
24:04Hasta leaving patients
24:05would act as a catalyst,
24:07rapidly destabilizing
24:08the balance
24:09of our bomb.
24:10Much like this formula,
24:12which might explode.
24:14I should probably
24:14move the snacks.
24:16Harry?
24:18Harry.
24:19Hmm?
24:20Mike and Liv
24:21were just at the clinic.
24:22They saw us
24:23on a trail cam
24:23while we were going over
24:24to dig up the mantid.
24:26Your face was blocked
24:27in the picture,
24:27so I covered for you,
24:28but it's only a matter of time
24:29before they figure it out.
24:30I do not need your help,
24:31and it's okay
24:32if you leave town.
24:33I don't care
24:33because I've replaced you
24:34with a new friend.
24:36Little Osta,
24:36hand me that beaker.
24:40Thanks.
24:41We're not friends.
24:43We're just partners
24:44in a joint venture.
24:45I'm not leaving patients,
24:46okay?
24:47I've got Jay,
24:48you know,
24:49and Darcy,
24:50and my dad.
24:50My life is here.
24:53I heard a lot of names,
24:54not mine.
24:55That's okay
24:58because I have little Osta
25:00now.
25:00She's younger than you,
25:01so statistically,
25:03she will live longer
25:04than old Osta.
25:06Fine.
25:07Have fun with little Osta.
25:10Sorry.
25:11It's not about you.
25:12You think I don't know that?
25:13Hi, I'm Robert.
25:27I'm Peter Bach's son.
25:31I know.
25:31I heard your podcast.
25:36Didn't expect to hear my name.
25:38Since my dad died,
25:39I didn't expect anyone
25:40to be looking.
25:42You better sit down.
25:44There's something
25:45you need to know.
25:50Your father is alive.
25:54No, no,
25:55that's not possible.
25:58I saw him die.
26:01Well, the government
26:02revived him.
26:04Like, CPR?
26:06Or...
26:07It's more like
26:08Frankenstein.
26:12I can't contact him,
26:15but the moment I hear from him,
26:16I'll tell him you're here.
26:17He'll be thrilled.
26:21That's incredible.
26:25Until then,
26:26can you put me in jail?
26:28What?
26:29Why would you want that?
26:31I think someone's following me.
26:37I...
26:38I know you've been through a lot,
26:40but I promise
26:41I'll keep you safe.
26:46All I can eat?
26:49Challenge accepted.
26:50Mark, alcoholic.
27:00Thank you, Adina,
27:03for inviting me to share.
27:05My sobriety date is
27:06June 24th, 1997.
27:10I have a sponsor.
27:11I also sponsor other people.
27:12I get lost on my own hands.
27:14And most importantly,
27:14I have a higher power,
27:16which I call God.
27:17We all know the ups,
27:19the downs,
27:20drugs,
27:21and alcohol,
27:22nearly...
27:22everything.
27:23And now I can...
27:25do you feel it?
27:28Last night,
27:29I went to bed.
27:30No debating on whether I want to live or not.
27:33I'm just looking forward to sleep.
27:35Like a person.
27:36I saw someone blow through a stop sign,
27:39and I got so angry.
27:42And then it hit me.
27:44I used to do that.
27:46I'd drive drunk with my kid in the backseat.
27:50All the time.
27:52Casey,
27:53I was the best skier in my school.
27:55I had sponsorships.
27:57All of it.
27:58I got kicked off the team.
27:59I lost my scholarship,
28:00and I had to come here.
28:02I get that I need to stay sober.
28:04I get that it's my fault.
28:06But what if I stay sober,
28:09and I never get back to where I was?
28:13Sunny, alcoholic,
28:1411 years next week.
28:19So I got a new sponsee recently,
28:22and we really hit it off.
28:24I thought we had a good thing going.
28:25Talking,
28:27meeting up,
28:27checking in,
28:28but then she went out.
28:30And so I called her and left a message.
28:32Nothing.
28:33Now the old me would have
28:34gone over there
28:35and tried to fix it.
28:36To be the one who pulled her back.
28:39Then I realized
28:40that's making someone else's journey
28:42about me.
28:44And I've been down that path.
28:46It's not good.
28:47Not everything
28:48is about me
28:50all the time.
28:51So yeah,
28:52I'm a little sad today,
28:54but I'm here.
28:55That's pretty amazing.
28:55The heart that gets the best of me.
29:03Trouble, trouble,
29:05far from the mind.
29:07Trouble, don't tell me,
29:09I'll live a long time.
29:10You're a little friend.
29:12Very nice.
29:13I'll live a long time.
29:14Nice turnout, right?
29:22Everyone looks like
29:23they're having fun.
29:24Yeah, so do kids
29:25in an outdoor bouncy house
29:26before a gust of wind
29:27rips the safety line off
29:28and little Timmy's a kite.
29:30Should have canceled.
29:31Well, I told you
29:32it was too late for that.
29:34Besides,
29:34we don't want everyone
29:35living in fear.
29:36I'm not worried.
29:37Good afternoon, folks,
29:43and welcome
29:44to the Patience
29:45Old Mining Days Festival.
29:47Uh, enjoy the festivities,
29:50but remember,
29:51the 1800s
29:52were a dangerous time,
29:53so have fun,
29:55laugh with your neighbors,
29:56but also remember,
29:58they might be trying
29:59to kill you.
30:02Hey, where have you been?
30:03I need your help.
30:05Check me out.
30:05Do I look like
30:05a taste of nugget?
30:06Something you might drool over?
30:08Not sure where this is going,
30:09but it's making me
30:10very uncomfortable.
30:11Jules the Manta
30:12said she was coming for me,
30:13right, so I just did
30:13500 eyebrow raises
30:15so my head would sweat
30:16and release pheromone.
30:17Smell them.
30:18See that?
30:19Manta ain't gonna be
30:20able to resist that.
30:21It's just basic science.
30:22It's also basic nonsense.
30:24I gotta get this
30:25Manta away from the crowd.
30:27I figure since I'm the bait,
30:28I'm gonna try to lure it
30:29into the mine
30:30where nobody else
30:31can get hurt.
30:31Here, look at this.
30:33There's a shaft
30:33by the south entrance
30:34that's got a caged elevator.
30:36Right next to it
30:37is an exposed electrical ground.
30:39Now, I planted a pry bar
30:40right by the elevator
30:41so once the Manta
30:42is inside,
30:43I'm gonna jam the bar
30:44between the electrical wire
30:45and the cage
30:46and that current
30:46should fry that mother bugger
30:48real good.
30:49Now we just need
30:49to find the Manta.
30:50Yeah, well,
30:52if Dr. V is an alien,
30:55he's connected to the Manta,
30:56so we just watch him
30:57and wait until
30:58they make contact.
30:59How do you know
31:00they're connected?
31:02What are the odds
31:02of two aliens being
31:03in the same town
31:04and not knowing each other?
31:06Isn't it a little racist
31:07assuming all aliens
31:09know each other?
31:10Of course it's not racist.
31:11He ain't human.
31:12How's he gonna be racist
31:13when they ain't even
31:14a part of the superior race?
31:16The hell?
31:18Why is he looking at me?
31:20I'm the looker,
31:21he's the looky.
31:21Lookers look,
31:22lookies get looked at.
31:23See, if he was human,
31:24he would know that.
31:26Stupid alien.
31:27Oh, yeah.
31:30Oh, really?
31:33Guess you got tired
31:34of trying to steal
31:34my best friend,
31:35so instead you thought
31:36you'd steal my costume.
31:37Judy, I don't have time
31:38for this.
31:39Of course, Judy.
31:40Hello.
31:40I'm Biddy Henshaw,
31:42first female liner
31:43in Patience.
31:45I wear the same thing
31:47every year,
31:48and I tell the story
31:49of Biddy Henshaw
31:49for the festival,
31:50and I know you know that
31:51because last year
31:52you threw a tomato at me.
31:54Are you even wearing
31:55panties made out of burlap?
31:57Yeah, that's what I thought.
32:03Why are you staring
32:04at the sheriff?
32:06Because the manta
32:08is hunting him,
32:08and once it appears
32:09and attacks,
32:11I will squirt it
32:12with my manta side.
32:14You mean my manta side?
32:16We will settle the ownership
32:17once my legal team
32:19has reviewed the contract.
32:20Hi, okay,
32:21what is the plan here?
32:23How are you going to kill
32:24the manta with all these
32:25people around?
32:25Little Oster,
32:26could you please
32:27tell this time-traveling
32:28newsie
32:29that she is a bad friend,
32:32and I'm not talking to her?
32:34Little Oster,
32:34could you tell this
32:35alien toddler
32:36to quit pouting
32:37because we have
32:38bigger things to deal with?
32:39I refuse to be part
32:40of this dysfunctional triangle.
32:41You know,
32:42maybe real friends
32:43support their friends
32:44no matter what
32:44they choose to do
32:45because, I don't know,
32:46they just want them
32:47to be happy.
32:47Yes, or maybe
32:48real friends
32:49do not abandon you
32:51after you have planned
32:52an entire Pizza City
32:54future for them.
32:55Uh, guys,
32:57where'd Sheriff Mike go?
33:00This is your fault
33:01because you distracted me.
33:03And now I want pizza.
33:05I don't know what is going on
33:06with him.
33:07I told him I'm not even
33:08planning on leaving town.
33:10I get it.
33:11Chasing dreams isn't easy.
33:13I ventured out
33:13into the great unknown.
33:15It's tough out there.
33:17Okay.
33:18I'll take that
33:18under advisement.
33:19For now,
33:20we need a real plan.
33:21Harry has a plan.
33:22He's using Sheriff Mike
33:23as bait,
33:24and once the mantid
33:25goes after him,
33:26he's going to blast it
33:28with my manticide.
33:30Mike stalking Harry,
33:31Harry tailoring Mike.
33:32It's ridiculous.
33:36Hey, kid.
33:37Do you know
33:38if any of these booths
33:39sell cream
33:40for a butt rash?
33:41This is so unfair.
33:47Sahar's at the festival
33:48helping Harry kill the mantid,
33:50and I'm going grocery shopping
33:51with my mom
33:51and baby space sister.
33:52Please don't call her that.
33:54Or Moon Baby
33:55or Starship Sally.
33:56You'll give her a complex.
33:58I'm the only one
33:59that can actually see aliens.
34:00It's the one thing
34:01I'm good at.
34:02I told you,
34:03your dad and I
34:04will not risk
34:05anything happening to you.
34:06Nothing's going to happen to me.
34:08I've got protection.
34:09What the hell is that?
34:10It's a taser
34:10that can zap aliens.
34:13Okay, that is it.
34:15All right?
34:15No more alien hunting.
34:17You were grounded.
34:18You were so grounded
34:19from everything.
34:21Delero?
34:22Hi.
34:23Uh, yes.
34:25And could you check
34:26the tire pressure suit, please?
34:28Thank you so much.
34:31Max?
34:32Max?
34:40Jules?
34:48You here?
34:52I called a bunch of times.
34:54Don't you?
35:05No, no, no, no.
35:12No, no.
35:14I cold front.
35:15Yes?
35:19Mr.
35:19I don't know.
35:49I don't know.
36:19I don't know.
36:20I don't know.
36:21I don't know.
36:22I don't know.
36:23I don't know.
36:25I don't know.
36:27I don't know.
36:28I don't know.
36:29I don't know.
36:30I don't know.
36:31I don't know.
36:32I don't know.
36:33I don't know.
36:34I don't know.
36:35I don't know.
36:36I don't know.
36:37Oh, look who's crawling back.
36:39I came for the meat, not the man.
36:41Deep-fried beats grudges every time.
36:43I know who you are.
36:44Mm-hmm.
36:45Your secret's out.
36:46Your secret is out.
36:47Your nightmare is about a cupcake monster that's going to bite off your butt.
36:50Hey, hold on.
36:51I told you that in sanctity of therapy.
36:52You can't be saying that shit out in public.
36:53Deputy, what are you doing here?
36:54I thought we agreed to split up.
36:55I know, but Austin grabbed me and honestly, she's stronger than she looks.
36:56Okay.
36:57Now, that you're all here, the other day, you asked me about the person in the trail cam.
37:00Well, it wasn't Joseph.
37:01It was Harry.
37:02And it's time that we come out with this.
37:03Okay, so we're just going to get out.
37:04I know.
37:05I know.
37:06I know.
37:07I know.
37:08I know.
37:09I know.
37:10I know I know.
37:11I know.
37:12I know.
37:13I know.
37:14You're not.
37:15I know.
37:16I know.
37:17I know.
37:18I know.
37:19I know.
37:20I know.
37:21You know.
37:22I know.
37:23Harry
37:27Is an alien
37:29They know
37:30We know
37:30What?
37:31Thanks for confirming
37:32You've been hanging out
37:33With a shady ass alien
37:34Shady?
37:35Like a cupcake monster?
37:37He shakes your goddamn mouth
37:38Oh, shut it
37:39Harry has a lot of things, okay?
37:41He's annoying and selfish
37:42And he is easily distracted
37:43By turkey legs
37:44But he is not shady
37:45He's a really good alien
37:47And he's got pretty awesome powers
37:49And you just need to
37:50Get over yourselves
37:51And work together
37:52Hey
37:53If you'll excuse me
37:54I have to go tell
37:55Biddy Henshaw's story
37:56Just so we're clear
37:59I still don't trust you
38:00And I don't usually
38:01Work with a partner
38:02Right, because I'm just
38:04His emotional support deputy
38:23Uh, Kate
38:24Darcy
38:25I really have to go
38:28I just need a second
38:28About the pictures
38:30I realize now
38:31It wasn't about helping you
38:32It was about me
38:34I guess I kind of have a habit
38:37I guess I kind of have a habit
38:37Of making things about myself
38:38I didn't see it then
38:40But I
38:40I do now
38:42So
38:43If you don't want me around
38:45I get it
38:46But just
38:47Know that I'm here for you
38:50For you
38:52However that looks
38:54Can you watch her for me?
39:10I've got to go find Max
39:10And I need to leave her
39:11With someone I can trust
39:12Yeah, of course
39:14Hi
39:15Hi
39:16Hi
39:16Hi
39:17Hi
39:18I'm gone for a while
39:21Here's a
39:22Here's my house
39:23Oh, I already have one
39:24Right
39:26Thank you
39:29Hi
39:33Hi, Isabella
39:35Hello, Bella
39:37Hey, Bill
39:39How's it going, Bill?
39:40Probably should
39:41Get a nickname
39:42Or something
39:43How about Daisy?
39:43Yeah, don't tell your mom
39:44You ever feel like
39:46The world is daring you
39:48To make a move?
39:49Like every step forward
39:51Is a fight
39:52And every step back
39:54Is surrender
39:55For me
39:57Biddy Henshaw
39:58That's what it felt like
40:00When I packed up
40:01What little I had
40:02And headed out to Patience
40:03In the 1800s
40:05I was a widow
40:06With two kids
40:08Leaving the only home
40:10I'd ever known behind
40:11All I had was a sliver of hope
40:14That something better
40:15Might be waiting for me out there
40:17When I got to Patience
40:20I didn't find much
40:22But I found a way
40:25I became a minor
40:26The first female one
40:28I might add
40:29I wonder if Biddy ever felt scared
40:37Before leaving
40:38She must have, right?
40:41Maybe she felt stuck
40:43Held in place by fear
40:45Just
40:46Just
40:46Not knowing what else
40:48Was out there
40:49Who knows
40:52If she ever knew
40:53For sure
40:54What the right choice was
40:55But she made one
40:58And she didn't let herself
41:02Stay stuck forever
41:03I guess that's what
41:07Really matters
41:07She got a
41:21Blowing finger
41:21You know
41:22It can levitate stuff
41:23With your mind
41:23Is that strictly
41:24An ET thing
41:25That is offensive
41:26What if I asked
41:28Do all sheriffs
41:29Have a badge
41:30And a gun
41:30We do
41:32Oh
41:32Well
41:34Mine just does this
41:36This one does this
41:38Listen
41:39Once we bait the mantel
41:41Into the mine
41:42And into the elevator
41:43We gonna fry it
41:44With electricity
41:45Right?
41:46You know
41:47If we save the town
41:48Maybe they'll even
41:49Build a statue
41:50Of us in the town square
41:51I prefer a memorial plaza
41:53With an eternal flame
41:54No, no
41:54Flames are too flashy
41:55Plus they go out
41:56A statue
41:57Statues forever
41:58You can push over a statue
42:00Not mine
42:00I'm gonna design it myself
42:02And I'm gonna make it
42:028% bigger
42:03Than my actual size
42:04See
42:04That's the sweet spot
42:05Where people look at it
42:06And they say
42:06Oh my goodness
42:07I didn't know
42:08He was that big
42:09But not so big
42:10That they say
42:10Oh my goodness
42:11This guy's compensating
42:13Sheriff
42:13I just saw
42:14A suspicious looking man
42:15Heading into the mine's
42:16North entrance
42:17And he was smoking
42:18A cigarette
42:1910-4, deputy
42:20Keep your eye out
42:21We're gonna go in
42:22Alright, doc
42:23Get your game face on
42:24Is there time
42:27For more turkey leg?
42:28No
42:28Alright, come on
42:31Max, just in time
42:34Harry's about to go
42:35Into the mine
42:35Harry, wait
42:36I see it
42:45I see the mantid
42:46That's just Deputy Liv
42:50No, it's not
42:56Deputy Liv is the mantid
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