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00:00Previously on Resident Alien
00:01I think the kill is a giant alien mantid
00:04We'll take that under consideration
00:05Why are you here?
00:07Someone has to watch the diner
00:08I'm adopting you
00:09I don't even like you
00:10Is Harry Van Der Spiegel an alien?
00:13No
00:13So this is the new man
00:15There's no new man, we work together at the clinic
00:17Why don't you take your truck and head home?
00:19Jesus Christ, Jimmy
00:20Asta gave me some money to deposit
00:23And I got drunk and I lost it
00:25I don't feel good about my life
00:26Why should I keep going?
00:28I will kill the mantid
00:30And if I do not
00:31The greys can have me
00:32If they agree to give up
00:34Mr. and Mrs. Mayer's baby
00:36This council accepts your offer
00:38And will grant your energy
00:39To an executor
00:40Daddy?
00:53I was dancing with my darling
00:57To the Tennessee walls
01:01When an old friend I happened to see
01:07I introduced her to my loved one
01:13And while they were dancing
01:17My friend stole my sweetheart from me
01:23I remember the night
01:30And the Tennessee walls
01:33The beautiful Tennessee walls
01:40Humans are born dependent on a parent for survival
01:59They require a close emotional bond to feel safe
02:02And later to trust that the parent will not murder them for wrecking the car on prom night
02:06I do not want an emotional bond with my father
02:10I only want him to give me what he has in that little tube
02:12My alien energy
02:14And to stop adjusting the thermostat
02:16Yeah, see, I did the earth simulator
02:20So I get live and laugh
02:22But I will never understand love
02:25Oh, man, really?
02:29Honestly, are we trying to heat the whole neighborhood here?
02:33Father
02:33No
02:34You call me Ed
02:36Or Sir
02:38Or Sire
02:40Okay
02:41Ed
02:42You are so good at walking and talking
02:46I am jealous
02:46Because I did not get to use the simulator before my mission
02:50Yeah, well, I think one reason for that is because
02:53You weren't supposed to stay
02:56I thought you might mention that
02:58Really?
02:58Why would I?
03:00It's only the single greatest failure in our bloodline
03:04So, yeah, I thought I might
03:05That's a good one
03:06Fab
03:07Ed
03:07Ed
03:08Tea
03:09Huh?
03:11Yeah
03:11You know
03:14Yes, I did fail my mission
03:16Yeah
03:17But failing
03:19Does not make me
03:21A failure
03:22I have that on a sign
03:25Just above the john
03:26Yeah
03:26Since then, I have done
03:28Very well
03:29I have this fine home
03:32And I have friends
03:33And
03:34Oh, hey!
03:35This
03:36This
03:37Is
03:38What
03:38I am most proud of
03:40Meet Bridget
03:42Oh
03:43No, thanks
03:45I'm not hungry
03:46Bridget
03:50That was your brain, son
03:53Oh, no
03:55Are you copulating with humans?
03:58Humans consider interspecies
04:00Coitus
04:01A paraphilic mental disease
04:04Me
04:05I just call it sick
04:08Wow, that was a very thorough simulator
04:10I'm just happy you didn't crawl up on top of my face
04:13Try to make a baby
04:14By
04:15Rotting your elbow
04:16Up my gallbladder
04:18The simulator has some blind spots
04:21Ed?
04:22You obviously do not like earth
04:29Or anyone on it
04:31Maybe give me my alien energy
04:34And then you can go home
04:36The council let me decide
04:38Whether or not to give you your energy back right now
04:43It's a hard no
04:44I do not think it is fair that the council is forcing you to decide the fate of your son
04:50No, I begged for it
04:52I said, I know him best
04:54I raised him
04:55You did try to kill me 11 times
04:58So now it's my fault for coddling you
05:00No, it's just
05:01I told the council that I could kill this mantid
05:06It's running around
05:08And I can't do that without the energy
05:10And if I do not kill it
05:13They will take my soul
05:15Our people don't have souls
05:17And we're, you know, we're fine
05:19Our species is cold
05:22And without mercy
05:23And you are a weak human embarrassment
05:29A weenie boy
05:31I am not a weenie boy
05:33I will prove to you
05:35I am just as ruthless
05:37And as uncaring as I was
05:39When I was on our planet
05:40Seriously
05:41Come on
05:42How hard is that?
05:49Darcy's still not picking up?
05:52Of course not
05:52Too big a coward to tell me that she lost the diner money
05:56Even though she told me to my face
05:57That she deposited it
05:59Does she know you got it back?
06:01No
06:01She's probably out committing crimes right now
06:04Trying to replace it
06:05And when she goes to prison for those
06:06I'm not gonna visit
06:07And she can forget about asking me to write a letter to the parole board
06:10The answer is no
06:12You've given it some thought
06:14Hello humans
06:21You are all stupid
06:23And the pie is garbage
06:25Hi
06:29Whatever this is
06:30I'm not in the mood
06:31My father
06:32He won't give me my alien enemy back
06:35Unless I prove to him
06:36That I'm still an alien threat
06:37So just go with it
06:38Go with it
06:39Oh
06:40Is this
06:40I said quiet
06:41And seat us
06:42You wait
06:43Oh no
06:48I'm gonna clean that up
06:50But not all of it
06:53Not
06:53Not
06:54Not
06:55This piece
06:56That's staying there
06:59Hey
07:02Hey
07:07Hi
07:08Hey
07:09Do you sleep?
07:11No
07:12No
07:13I just stared at her
07:14Like she wasn't even real
07:15How did this happen?
07:17I mean who do you
07:18Who do you think returned her?
07:19No idea
07:19Most important thing is that she's here with us
07:22Yeah
07:23Now all we have to do
07:25Is explain to everyone where she came from
07:27You know
07:28And not just to Max
07:29I mean everyone's
07:29Gonna ask
07:31But uh
07:32Don't worry
07:33Came up with a plan
07:34It's very simple
07:36It's very simple
07:36We only hide her
07:37For five months
07:39Then
07:40You start wearing
07:42A pregnancy belly
07:43That I have fashioned from candle wax
07:44Making it just a little bit bigger
07:46Every month
07:47From all those pine candles
07:48That people keep returning
07:49Just get a little pine belly built up
07:51Then
07:52Oh no
07:53Your water breaks
07:54Unfortunately
07:55We can't get to the hospital
07:57Because
07:58You know
07:59I pulled some strings
08:00Had the road shut down
08:01So
08:02We have to have the baby at home
08:04And uh
08:05You know
08:06We debate about what to do with the placenta
08:07And eventually
08:08We plant it under a pear tree
08:10Oh
08:11Need a pear tree
08:13So you're saying
08:15I could pass for five months
08:16Pregnant right now
08:17Three months
08:20You adopted a baby
08:22Oh
08:23Uh
08:24Yeah
08:25Exactly
08:26Sorry we couldn't tell you
08:27Pal
08:28Um
08:28But these things fall through
08:29You know
08:30A lot of lawyers
08:30Well I can list a lounge now
08:32Uh
08:33No
08:34No
08:35Cool
08:36What's his name
08:37Uh
08:38Well we were just um
08:39But Cynthia
08:40What
08:42Cynthia
08:43Don't
08:46Don't
08:47Dare
08:47Write that down
08:48Fine
08:58Don't take my calls
09:00You know
09:00I asked you straight out
09:02Did you make the deposit
09:03And you said
09:04Yes
09:05Why
09:06You knew I'd find out
09:07Which I guess is why
09:08You didn't come home last night
09:09Oh
09:10And in case you care
09:11Harry got the
09:12Graze
09:13To leave the baby
09:14Alone forever
09:14So Kayla and I
09:16Took her back to Ben and Kate
09:16Wish you were there
09:17But you know
09:18You miss a lot
09:18When you're on a bender
09:19I'm glad about the baby
09:21And I
09:23I didn't come home
09:26Last night
09:27Because I was
09:27Thinking about
09:30Killing myself
09:31But I decided
09:32To stop drinking
09:33And I found an AA meeting
09:35And then I stayed at Judy's
09:36Oh my god
09:38Darcy
09:38And I'm sorry
09:40And I'm sorry
09:40About the money
09:40I'll pay you
09:41No it's fine
09:41It's fine
09:43It turned up
09:43Oh
09:45Good
09:47Can I have some?
09:50I said I'd bring donuts
09:51To the next meeting
09:52What are you doing up there?
10:08Nothing
10:10I thought I saw a moth
10:13And I wanted to kill it
10:15In case you were wearing wool
10:17And I knew
10:20I'm starving
10:21Where's that little snack
10:22That you gave me before?
10:24Do you mean my son?
10:27He's staying with friends
10:28In case his grandfather
10:29Said something like
10:30Where is that little snack?
10:33Now why don't you show me
10:34Where that tube
10:36Of alien energy is?
10:38I got your energy
10:39Right here
10:41Just to be clear
10:43What part of the human body
10:45Is that?
10:45Gallbladder
10:46You're right
10:47I'm so stupid
10:48Ooh
10:50My energy
10:51I proved to you
10:54In the diner
10:54That I am worthy
10:55To have it
10:56Did you see
10:58How slowly
10:59I cleaned up that glass?
11:02That was merciless
11:03You weren't merciless
11:05You were just a dick
11:07What I'm talking about
11:09Is an empty
11:11Dead-eyed
11:11Killing
11:12Machine
11:13And I just don't think
11:16That's you
11:17You take that back
11:17I have killed so many humans
11:20I have killed
11:21This doctor
11:23Whose skin suit
11:24I am wearing right now
11:26You came here
11:27To kill every human on earth
11:28And instead
11:29You became one
11:32You went soft
11:33I am not soft
11:35I am not soft
11:35I retrieved
11:38A device
11:39From the 1970s
11:42For the greys
11:44To destroy
11:45Our entire species
11:46But you didn't
11:47Yes but if I did
11:48Then you would not be here
11:49Talking about it
11:50Of course not
11:51I'd be dead
11:52But then you would be
11:53Sorry
11:54How can I be
11:55Sorry if I'm dead?
11:57Nothing lives on
11:59After death
11:59That's not true
12:01As a human
12:02I grew a soul
12:03Souls are immortal
12:04Right now
12:06I am stronger than death
12:09Okay tough guy
12:11You came here to kill
12:13Every human on earth
12:16I'll give you
12:18Your energy back
12:19If you kill just
12:21One
12:22One human?
12:25I mean
12:27Give me a real challenge
12:28Ask me to kill
12:30Something truly dangerous
12:31What did this simulator
12:33Say about ducks?
12:35One human
12:36By tonight
12:46See the bite marks
13:01Identical
13:03To the hiker's
13:03Chomped off head
13:04Poor Bambi
13:05Deputy Bambi
13:07Wasn't the one
13:07That was killed
13:08His mother was the victim
13:09Don't make me have to
13:10Screen that movie for you
13:11I'll be a wreck
13:12For months
13:12Bambi
13:14It's already got
13:14His hold on me
13:15What I was trying to say
13:20Before you ripped my heart out
13:21Was
13:21Your FBI buddy
13:23Jules was wrong
13:24The serial killer
13:25Didn't move on
13:25And
13:26It's a mantid
13:27See these cigarette butts
13:28On the ground
13:28That's true
13:29It smokes
13:30After it eats
13:31But
13:31If it is the mantid
13:33That's a problem
13:34It's a shapeshifter
13:35I know
13:35Could be anybody
13:36Could be the mayor
13:37Could be Deputy Fred
13:38It could be me
13:39Oh
13:41You don't have what it takes
13:42To
13:42Bite a head off a human
13:44Another disappointment
13:45See my first thought was
13:47Maybe it's me
13:48Right
13:49I mean I've ruled it out
13:50For now
13:50But I'm not afraid
13:50To come back to me hard
13:51If I give him a reason to
13:52See cause I've been
13:53Applying my profiling skills
13:55And I was thinking
13:55If I was a
13:56Shapeshifting mass murderer
13:58And I could be anybody
13:58I'd want to be the person
14:00Leading the investigation
14:01So I could point it
14:02Away
14:02From me
14:03Wait
14:04You mean Jules
14:05Sir
14:07Is it possible
14:08You're jealous
14:08Of her spending
14:09So much time with Lena
14:10I don't get jealous of aliens
14:11If anything
14:12Aliens are jealous of me
14:13For good reason
14:17I'm really sorry about
14:22Getting mad at you
14:23About the money
14:24Don't do that
14:25Just be mad
14:26That's why I went to Harry
14:28I knew you'd let me off the hook
14:29Wait
14:30You went to Harry
14:31Instead of me
14:32Yeah
14:32Because I knew
14:33He wouldn't try to kiss
14:34It all better
14:34Look
14:36All my life
14:37I've had challenges
14:39And I've nailed them
14:41And I'm gonna nail
14:42Being sober
14:42If I need somebody
14:45I have a sponsor
14:46But
14:46I won't
14:48Because I've got this
14:49Right?
14:52Yeah
14:52Totally
14:54Look at you
14:58What?
14:59You really want to fix this
15:01No
15:02No I don't
15:02I don't even care
15:03Liar
15:05Hey
15:08Mary
15:09My whole life
15:11You've been there for me
15:12Now I gotta be there for me
15:16Well
15:18Then
15:20You have no shot
15:21Separating from a parent
15:31Or even someone
15:31Who acts like a parent
15:32Is scary for humans
15:33And hard
15:35And very very hard
15:38When that son of a bitch
15:40Will not leave your cabin
15:41Oh
15:43I cannot wait
15:45To kill a human
15:47Yeah
15:48Well
15:50The weather's
15:51Perfect today
15:52For murder
15:53Which I'll be doing
15:56Got my
16:00Afternoon
16:02Kill coffee
16:03Boy oh boy
16:03If I don't drink this
16:04I cannot kill anybody
16:07Is that why you wrote down
16:09The address of a local
16:10Mortuary
16:11I was calling to make sure
16:13They had enough room
16:14For all the new
16:15Dead bodies
16:16I'm gonna murder today
16:17Yeah
16:18Because if you're trying to
16:19Pass off
16:20An already dead body
16:21As a fresh kill
16:23You know I have to remember
16:24I still have my
16:25Superior
16:26Olfactory
16:28Senses
16:29In fact
16:30Right now
16:31For some reason
16:32I'm smelling
16:33Mmm
16:34Deodorant soap
16:35That was last used
16:37Three days ago
16:40Hey Harry
16:41I need to talk to you
16:43Wait
16:45You're an alien again
16:46Oh
16:47I'm over here
16:48That is my father
16:49How is it
16:50That there's someone
16:52In this town
16:53Who can see aliens
16:54And you let him live
16:56Oh
16:57He tried to kill me
16:57Lots of times
16:58But I always
16:59That smart
17:00I knew
17:00You're not helping
17:01I came to tell you
17:03That my mom
17:03Asked about you
17:04Being an alien
17:04I told her you're not
17:06But I might change
17:07My mind
17:07And tell her the truth
17:08Unless you pay me
17:09Three hundred and
17:10Forty six dollars
17:12Good lord
17:13It gets worse and worse
17:15My old son
17:17Letting himself
17:18Be bullied by a child
17:19No
17:21I
17:21Certainly not
17:22Certainly not
17:24I'll write you a check
17:25Don't cash until Friday
17:27Oh my gosh
17:28She is so cute
17:30Sir
17:31Do you want to hold her
17:32Hell no
17:33Neither should you
17:34This baby was raised
17:35By aliens
17:36For all we know
17:37It could crawl up
17:38Your anus
17:38And live inside you
17:39It's not gonna happen
17:40To me though
17:40Because I always
17:41Keep my anus clenched
17:42This is every day
17:43For me
17:43Let me know
17:45If you want
17:45Any sphincter exercise
17:46Oh
17:47I won't let you know
17:48Anything
17:48Oh no
17:54What is it
17:55Lena says
17:56She's going over
17:56To Jules house
17:57For lunch
17:58Sir
17:59I would like
18:00To remind you
18:00That Jules
18:01Being a mantid
18:02Is only a theory
18:02And
18:04Only yours
18:05Maybe
18:06Temper your expectations
18:08I'm gonna temper
18:09My foot in that mantid's ass
18:11That's what I'm gonna do
18:11That's not how it's used
18:15I made some changes
18:18For efficiency
18:19Okay
18:22Like the little butter pads
18:25That we throw out
18:25When they're not used
18:26I got rid of the butter guy
18:27And I ordered
18:28These cute
18:29Tiny paper cups
18:30That you can put butter in
18:31Only when someone
18:32Is
18:32But the butter guy
18:33I saved my life
18:34And NAMM
18:34So you need to fix that
18:36That explains why he smiled
18:38And said he'd be back
18:39But see
18:40Nothing burned down
18:41And I made everything
18:43Look really nice
18:44For you to come home to
18:45Yes you did
18:46Thank you
18:47You're welcome
18:48I think I'll get rid of the place
18:52Wait what?
18:54Yeah
18:55You know
18:56Being on the road
18:57Doing what I loved
18:58I heard what you said
19:01About living my life
19:02All I can
19:03I started thinking
19:06Maybe I should sell the place
19:07Or at least find someone else
19:08To run it
19:09You found someone
19:10Me
19:11Well you don't want it
19:12Do you?
19:13I don't know
19:14I mean
19:15I just think it's funny
19:16You never thought to ask
19:17Well because I know
19:18You'd say yes
19:19Because you want to help
19:22And then you just
19:23Keep running it forever
19:25And?
19:26It'd be another excuse
19:27For you never to leave town
19:29You think I should leave?
19:32Well I didn't say that
19:33But come on
19:34Do you really want to
19:35Stay a patient
19:36Your whole life?
19:37I've never thought about it dad
19:39Where is this even coming from?
19:41It's coming from
19:42I love you
19:43Between the army
19:46And my band
19:47I'd seen the whole world
19:48Before I settled here
19:49You haven't gone past Denver
19:52How about New York City?
19:55Also let's not forget
19:57The moon
19:58Okay
19:59I'll give you the moon
20:00I get it
20:03I should leave
20:06Why not?
20:08I'm not needed here
20:08You don't need me
20:09Darcy doesn't need me
20:11Apparently she has Harry now
20:12You know
20:13And Jay has a family
20:14Right Jay?
20:15Huh?
20:15You know
20:16I might as well hit the road
20:17So yeah
20:17Bye bye
20:18Okay
20:18I'm out
20:18I'm sorry about the butter
20:19And your veterinarian friend
20:21Veteran
20:21You know what I meant
20:22I heard my name
20:25What was that about?
20:26Not sure
20:27But I don't think it's about the butter
20:30It's my first time making this salad
20:34So buyer beware
20:36Looks great
20:37Tell me what it's like
20:39At the con
20:39I think it's for you
20:43Go
20:45Yeah
20:46Yeah
20:46Yeah
20:47Sheriff
20:51Hi
20:52Come on in I guess
20:55Hey ladies
20:58Sorry to interrupt you
21:01What is that?
21:04Pasta salad
21:05Well which is it?
21:07Those are two entirely different food groups
21:09What are you doing here Mike?
21:11Um
21:11We need to talk
21:13Why don't I give you two some privacy
21:16Thank you
21:17So talk
21:22I know she still looks like an FBI agent
21:24But I really think she might be a
21:25Shapeshifting alien mantid
21:27And do you have even one shred of proof that she is?
21:32No
21:32But she's at the top of my list
21:33List?
21:34Who else is on this list?
21:36Well
21:36I was
21:37But I'm not anymore
21:38So you don't have to worry about that
21:39I think I do
21:40Because in a very short time
21:42You have come all the way from not believing in aliens
21:44To thinking that you are one
21:46I
21:46Mike
21:51I love you
21:53But maybe that leave of absence that you took
21:56Needed to be a little longer
21:58I don't
21:58Let's just
22:01Take some time
22:03Until you sort it out
22:04Or
22:05Or I do
22:06Or
22:06Something
22:08Should I sit there
22:11I'm sorry
22:13Dr. Smallwood
22:28Dr. Van Der Spiegel
22:31Why did you call me in?
22:34I don't have an appointment
22:35Oh I just wanted to see how you were feeling
22:37Ask you a few questions
22:39It's just routine
22:40Number one
22:42Do you have anyone who would miss you
22:45Or ask annoying questions
22:46If you were
22:48Dead
22:50Doctor
22:52Can I speak to you?
22:54I'm
22:54Now
22:55Right
22:55Hey
22:55Oh my god
23:12It's just
23:12The newest member of the Hawthorne family
23:14Adopted
23:15Didn't tell
23:16Red tape
23:17Paperwork
23:17Lawyers
23:18Am I right?
23:19Sign here
23:19Initial there
23:20Kate was a champ
23:22We're getting a pear tree
23:23But that's not related
23:24What's her name?
23:27Flansheebois
23:28It's not that
23:30Oh
23:33She likes you
23:35I know right?
23:37Have you two met?
23:39She's a baby
23:40Or we've met
23:41Baby town
23:43Baby land city
23:45I've never been there so
23:47You okay Doris?
23:49Yeah fine
23:50Just gotta get home
23:51I'm not feeling well
23:52I think it might be something I hate
23:54So
23:54She's gonna
23:55Yeah
23:56Congratulations
23:56Yeah
23:57Okay did you see the way the baby looked at her?
24:02I told you she was on that ship
24:04She knows something
24:05Yeah
24:06Why did you write DNR on the charts of all of our senior patients?
24:14Because I am looking for someone to kill
24:16Oh
24:17My father will not restore my alien energy
24:20Unless I prove that I can kill a human
24:22It's the only way to get my alien energy back
24:24And kill the mantid
24:26So
24:26Instead of being all Mrs. Judgy pants
24:28Why don't you go in there
24:30And scare Dr. Smallwood
24:32Maybe it'll make her heart stop
24:34She seems like she's hanging on by a thread
24:36No killing
24:37No killing
24:37Especially not to please your dad
24:40God
24:41I get it
24:43Trust me
24:44Because then you kill someone for him
24:46And you do your best at it
24:47And you're really good at it
24:49You know
24:49And in the end it doesn't matter
24:50Because he still says no one needs you here
24:52That road trip started normal
24:54But then it ran into a ditch
24:56No
24:56Just
24:57No killing
24:59It is never okay
25:01You killed that guy
25:02The man with the gun
25:03That was to save you
25:06Oh
25:07So what you're saying is
25:09If someone tried to kill you
25:11I could kill them
25:14I have a job for you
25:19She works at the clinic
25:21My hero
25:36No
25:38And if you need to hear me say the words
25:41Do not hire someone to kill me
25:46Got it?
25:48Now I'm clear
25:48I can't
25:51And I won't hire anyone to harm you
25:54I just need to find someone who already hurt her
25:58And kill him
26:02Humans are driven by choice
26:12Sometimes the choice is difficult
26:13Like selecting a pizza topping
26:15Unless one of the choices is anchovies
26:17Those are cat food
26:18Other times the choice is easy
26:20Like killing the man who hurt Asta
26:23If he hurt Asta
26:26He is probably hurting other people
26:28So it is good for everyone if he dies
26:30I will be a hero
26:32And not like teachers and nurses
26:33I mean a real hero
26:35Ow!
26:40Ow?
26:41That is not correct
26:42He is supposed to be dead
26:44On television a hit on the head is all it takes
26:46What other lies have I fallen for?
26:49Harry?
26:50And stay down!
26:53I'm so sorry
26:54Let me help you up
26:55Whoops!
26:57Ow!
26:57Lena's not answering
27:05She hasn't picked up all day
27:07Which only means one of two things
27:08Either she's mad at me
27:10Or she's sitting on a Pilates machine headless right now
27:13And the first one
27:14For a lot of reasons
27:15Makes more sense
27:16Deputy
27:17She does a lot of Pilates
27:18So odds favor it happened in there
27:20Odds favor that she just might need time to cool off
27:23Cool off?
27:24Deputy I should be the one cool and all
27:26Because she didn't believe me
27:27You have any idea how bad it feels to not be believed?
27:31I could probably guess
27:33Yes
27:36You could
27:38Deputy
27:41I owe you an apology
27:42When you first told me about all this alien stuff
27:45I didn't
27:45I didn't listen
27:47And
27:48I should have listened
27:49And I didn't support you
27:51And I should have supported you
27:52I'm truly sorry about that
27:56Thank you, sir
27:59This whole case has been a lot
28:03I know
28:04I guess for me
28:07Admitting that Jules actually is the mantid
28:09Means the real Jules could be dead
28:11I didn't want to do that yet
28:14Yeah, I know
28:15And look, hell
28:16I might be wrong
28:17Maybe Jules isn't the mantid
28:19You know, we just gotta
28:20Just gotta be sure before we can rule it out
28:23That makes sense
28:24So, what's the plan?
28:28The plan is
28:29You're gonna set a little trap
28:32Easy
28:40All right, well, hold still
28:41Because I'm good at stitching
28:43I am terrible at stitching
28:44His head looks like a child
28:46Playing doctor on a potato
28:47Do you want a stick to bite on?
28:50I'm all right
28:51A couple of stitches is nothing
28:53When I was a kid
28:55My dad gave me 16 of them
28:57Who's a doctor?
28:59I'm saying he opened a cut or two
29:00Over the years
29:01He hurt you
29:03Only when he'd had a few
29:04Well
29:05Sometimes when he hadn't
29:07I always thought bad humans were born bad
29:10That it was in their DNA
29:12Like hair color
29:13Or liking those plain house salads
29:14That have no flavor
29:15But maybe it is the parent
29:17The first person a child trusts
29:20Who has the ability to mold that child
29:22Into who they will become
29:24Jimmy?
29:27Alsta
29:27Harry
29:29What's going on?
29:31I tried to kill Jimmy
29:32But I didn't see
29:33You can't be mad
29:34You what?
29:36Oh, Jesus
29:37What's wrong?
29:38Is it bad?
29:39No, no
29:40It looks good
29:41Harry's stitches look great
29:43Could you hold this?
29:48It's sanitary
29:49What did I say about killing people?
29:54I thought it would be okay
29:55Because he's bad
29:56Okay, I understand
29:58And believe me
29:58I have thought about it too
29:59But no
30:00Okay, just go
30:02I will take care of this
30:03Okay, but no lollipop for him
30:07How's Jay doing?
30:14She's fine
30:15We don't need to talk
30:16Thanks for taking care of me
30:22Just doing my job
30:23Just like old times, right?
30:27Remember that time I had to crawl through the window
30:29And I sliced my hand open?
30:32You mean that time you broke the window
30:33After losing your keys and blaming me?
30:37I know I screwed up
30:39You were the only solid thing in my life
30:43Everyone always left
30:46But not you
30:47You could have left a thousand times
30:50But you probably should have
30:52But you always stayed
30:55He said don't talk
31:00The eagle has just ordered drinks
31:16Deputy, you don't have to narrate every move
31:18It's a sting operation
31:19Not your diary
31:19For the record
31:20I'm the eagle
31:21You're the pigeon
31:22Negative, sir
31:23Jules is the pigeon
31:24We're trapping her
31:25You think an eagle eats pigeons?
31:27An eagle's a proud bird
31:28It eats king salmon
31:29Maybe a nice muskrat
31:31Okay?
31:31Now go catch that muskrat in a lie
31:33Thanks
31:34That proves she's not the real jewel
31:36I needed this
31:37Work has been crazy
31:39I rarely have time for anything fun anymore
31:41Yeah, me too
31:42So, hey
31:45I think I know someone who trained with you at Quantico
31:49Remind me, who was your training officer?
31:53Gosh
31:54There were so many
31:55Who's your friend?
31:57I don't know
32:01Tell her your friend's name is Elvis Presley
32:04This drink is tasty
32:07Deputy, say Elvis Presley
32:10We're setting a trap for her
32:11You say Elvis Presley
32:12And if she says anything other than
32:13He has the same name as the king of rock and roll
32:16Then bam
32:16She's an alien
32:17All right, look
32:18Say it just like this
32:19Oh, I remember now
32:20My friend's name is Elvis Aaron Presley
32:23Go ahead, do it
32:24Tastes like there's lemon in there
32:28What if we name her Lucy?
32:34Like, Lucy in the sky
32:35Because she's from the sky
32:37Ooh, how about Abductorina?
32:41Because she was abducted
32:42Then she'll always be reminded of her trauma
32:44I like it when we're on the same page
32:47This isn't one of those times
32:49Um
32:56Honey?
32:57Why is our son blackmailing the town doctor?
33:02So where would I go?
33:16Pardon?
33:18So far today
33:19Two people have told me I stay when I should leave
33:23So, okay
33:24Let's say those two people are correct
33:26Where would I go?
33:28I don't know
33:29I mean
33:30I wasn't telling you what to do
33:33I mean, you make your own decisions
33:34If you decide to live in patience
33:37Great
33:37If you decide to
33:39Hell, I'd love it
33:40But if it's a choice
33:42That means knowing what else is out there
33:45Besides the moon?
33:47Besides that
33:48Remember when I was little and you had that huge bed?
33:54I used to get so scared
33:57I'd crawl up into it
33:58And I wanted to lay right in the middle with you
34:01On me?
34:02The rest was enormous
34:03You know, the edges were really far away
34:05And beyond that was dark
34:07I liked it in the middle, Dad
34:10It wasn't so scary
34:11You have this great talent for making the best of what life gives you
34:17But sometimes it makes you accept whatever you have
34:22I mean
34:22Being scared of what's out there past the bed is okay
34:27But this don't let it keep you from
34:30Making that first step off the mattress
34:33Oh, don't talk, just listen
34:40What's wrong?
34:41Already talking
34:41One thing about AA is that I have to be honest
34:44Like it is crucial for my sobriety
34:46But then I ran into Ben and Kate on the street
34:49And I saw Daisy for the first time in forever
34:50And I had to lie to them again
34:53Like right to their faces
34:55It was hard
34:56And I wanted a drink
34:58Like bad
35:01And I thought I had this whole thing under control
35:05But it turns out I do not
35:06Which, maybe that's the point
35:09So I called my sponsor
35:11Honestly, this whole thing is weird
35:13And it's scary and hard
35:15But I have to be honest
35:17So
35:19Now that the baby is safe
35:22I want to tell Ben and Kate the truth
35:23Like all of it
35:26And I know you have feelings about this
35:30So
35:31You can come with me
35:33If you want
35:33Or if you don't
35:35That's
35:35That's also fine
35:36Let's go
35:41Alright, you know what
35:49Let's
35:49Let's switch gears
35:50Ask her something
35:52Only the two of you would know
35:53Something from your childhood
35:54Fifth grade
35:55What?
35:58I was just thinking about it
36:00Okay
36:02What about it?
36:05Us
36:05I'm like fond memories
36:08Like that time on the playground
36:10Remember?
36:11On the swings
36:12I was crying
36:13And you came over to console me
36:15You remember what you said?
36:17Don't worry
36:23No one saw you pee yourself
36:24That time
36:25Oh, so you
36:28You do remember
36:29Oh
36:34It's work
36:35I'm gonna take this outside
36:36I'll be right back
36:38Okay
36:38Jules is not the mantid, sir
36:47No one but her would remember that story
36:50You might not want to hear this
36:52But your profile said the mantid was someone close to the investigation
36:56Deputy
36:56Don't finish that
36:58I don't want it to be Lena either
37:00And it probably isn't
37:01But you have to admit it would fit
37:03There's only one way to find out
37:09Father
37:22What, no corpse?
37:27Nothing fun like a severed head?
37:31I take it you failed to kill a human
37:33I chose not to kill a human
37:35You were always the weak one
37:40Now, your brother
37:41What's the strong one?
37:52You have got to be kidding me
37:54Well, he did everything I asked of him
37:57But if I'm being honest
37:59What I want from my son
38:00Is to kill this human
38:04And if he doesn't
38:10I will
38:13I was an alien
38:18I wanted to kill Max very badly
38:20I tried many times
38:22But it feels impossible now
38:24Well
38:25You want me to kill
38:30This?
38:33It's only half a human
38:34He's just
38:35Scraps that you throw away
38:38Well, then it won't take long
38:40Kill him
38:42Only him
38:43Then you can be an alien again
38:46And save all of humanity from the mantid
38:49You're only struggling
38:52With killing the boy
38:54Because
38:55You're human
38:56And once you become one of us again
39:00You won't care that he's dead
39:03I'm sorry, Max
39:07Quiet
39:11Close your eyes
39:15Yeah
39:16Close your eyes
39:18Don't want you to get goo in there
39:21I hope my friends are proud
39:27Fuck that
39:28Come on
39:44Ah
39:45I forgot how tall I was.
40:10Yeah, I'll let you know first thing in the morning.
40:11Hey, it's your garden.
40:16How you doing?
40:17I'm good.
40:17I'm good.
40:19Sorry to hear you and Lena are having some problems.
40:23Yeah, that's kind of what I wanted to talk to you about.
40:28Have you noticed anything unusual about Lena's behavior lately?
40:34I know she was a little disappointed the investigation was over.
40:38I think she enjoyed the excitement.
40:41Everything all right, Sheriff?
40:52Uh, yeah, everything's good.
40:57By gosh, I think he's got it.
41:00So what are you doing now?
41:01What are you reading my mind, huh?
41:03Get out of my head.
41:04It's so interesting up there.
41:06I don't doubt that, but I need you.
41:08I need you to freeze.
41:09Such a complicated mind.
41:11Not as linear and readable as deputy dumb questions in there.
41:15I say freeze, you shape-shipping, son of a bitch.
41:18What are you going to do?
41:18You're going to shoot an FBI agent right here on the street?
41:22And then what?
41:23Explain that it was a space alien?
41:26I'll shoot.
41:26No, you won't.
41:29But I'll do it for you.
41:42You can't kill me.
41:45But I can kill you.
41:46I do it right now.
41:50But a dead sheriff might cause a fuss.
41:54So I'll just do it when I kill the rest of the town.
41:59See you at the mining festival tomorrow.
42:00I heard a gunshot.
42:10What happened?
42:14You had drinks with the damn mantid.
42:16That's what.
42:21You killed your own dad to save me.
42:24And to get my alien energy back.
42:27And to save me.
42:29Yes.
42:31Because even though you said you are not my friend, I am yours.
42:37And this is what real friends do for one another.
42:41Sometimes they kill their own fathers with a fireplace bumper.
42:46But you're smiling.
42:47Don't make it weird.
42:49What?
42:49Ah!
42:52What the f**k?
42:58See, this is why you knock.
43:00I have my alien energy back.
43:06What the?
43:07Next Friday.
43:08Welcome to the old mining days festival.
43:11This man has turned it into an all-you-can-eat buffet.
43:13Challenge accepted.
43:15On an all-new Resident Evil.
43:17I'm Peter Bach's son.
43:18Your own father is alive.
43:20I need Max's help to kill the mantid.
43:22I've got protection.
43:23What the hell is that?
43:24It takes you to can zap aliens.
43:26You are so grounded.
43:28Resident Alien.
43:29New episode next Friday at 10 on USA and Sci-Fi.
43:33Stream from the beginning on Peacock.
43:34Oh, I'll see you next Friday.
43:35What's up?
43:35I'll see you next Friday.
43:36Let me see you next Friday.
43:36Bye-bye.
43:37Bye-bye.
43:38You are so grounded.
43:39Bye-bye.
43:39Bye-bye.
43:40Bye-bye.
43:40This is my favorite.
43:41Bye-bye.
43:42Bye-bye.
43:43Bye-bye.
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