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00:00Previously on Resident Evil
00:03Welcome again to my podcast where I will discuss the search for Peter Boggs' son, Robert.
00:13Good work, Deputy. It's alien stuff. It's all connected.
00:17The mantid might still be alive.
00:19You can't kill me, but I can kill you.
00:22And how's the lady wrong?
00:23He started to kick like a little fancy dancer.
00:26I decided to stop drinking, and I found an AA meeting, so...
00:30Now that the baby is safe, I want to tell Venegate the truth.
00:33You killed your own dad to save me.
00:35Don't make it weird.
00:36What the...
00:41Hey. Looks like I gotta pack up.
01:00What the...
01:20Are you comfortable in there?
01:34Mm-hmm.
01:38Sorry, Jules.
01:39You can't come with me.
01:41But we've been such a good host.
01:50Humans do not like change.
02:11They find comfort in their lives staying the same.
02:14I think for humans, seeing your son hugging an alien does not count as comfort.
02:20Could you please cover up the dead alien statue father thing?
02:25It's making me want to barf.
02:27Do not disrespect my dead father, who I just murdered.
02:34Thank you for turning back into a human.
02:42That was a lot.
02:44It was easy.
02:45It was like putting on a coat.
02:46It's one with broad shoulders, great hair, and nipples like Spanish doubloons.
02:53Well, thanks for ruining history and nipples for us.
02:57So now you know I am an alien, and we are not too different.
03:02Now get out.
03:04I need to break up my father into pieces, turn him into a rock garden by the lake.
03:08Not so fast.
03:09We still have a few questions.
03:12So you really went to space?
03:13Was it neat?
03:14Did you learn anything?
03:15It seems like a question you could ask on the way home.
03:17And why are you asking him?
03:19Like, he just went on some school trip.
03:20He left the planet.
03:22I was only up there for like 10 minutes.
03:24And then when I got back, I grew a beard because I touched one of Harry's balls.
03:28I knew it!
03:31Metal spheres.
03:32Some alien technology from my planet to assist me if I got lost.
03:36And did you say I knew it?
03:38You think I'm scrotuming your son?
03:40I'm no freak.
03:42I like birds.
03:42What the hell is that thing?
03:49This isn't my son!
03:50I don't call your son a thing.
03:52Calls me a shaved squirrel, pinky, mouse baby, maxi pad.
04:01No more screen time!
04:04What the hell is happening?
04:05There's, uh, there's little aliens?
04:07Mm-hmm.
04:08Yes.
04:08Praying mantis aliens?
04:10Why not?
04:10On Earth?
04:11Yeah.
04:11How could you keep this all a secret?
04:13Yeah.
04:13Buddy, you didn't think to tell us that the town doctor is an alien?
04:17You know, he prescribes Adderall.
04:18But sometimes won't.
04:20Mm-hmm.
04:20I did tell you.
04:22You told me I was broken and wanted to send me to a school in Georgia for special kids.
04:28Hey.
04:29Hey, it was a nice school.
04:32Mm-hmm.
04:33Yeah, they, they, they had horses.
04:37They did.
04:38Does anybody want coffee?
04:41Inglebutt?
04:42Oh, I'd call him that, too.
04:45Ha!
04:45Lena, it's me.
04:47I was right about Jules being an alien, okay?
04:50So, could you just give me a call when you get this message and just know I'm pretty sure
04:53Cletus is farting because he misses you, okay?
04:57Did you get a hold of her?
04:59She thinks I'm crazy.
05:00I mean, you know, I sit in the car for hours stalking a woman.
05:03She goes out for a cigarette.
05:04I put a bullet through her, and I'm the crazy one?
05:07I'm still trying to process that I had drinks with a mantid, and she stuck me with the bill.
05:11What a B-I-T-C-H.
05:13You know what?
05:14She's a murderer.
05:15I'll just say bitch.
05:19Did you, uh, you send a car over to Lena's?
05:21Yeah.
05:22They're keeping an eye on her.
05:23They also searched Jules' house, found nothing.
05:26She's gone.
05:27We gotta put a stop to this thing.
05:28Old mining day starts the day after tomorrow, and sounds like this mantid's planning on
05:32turning it into an all-you-can-eat buffet with me as a side dish.
05:35I'm not some damn floppy broccolini.
05:37Hell, I'm a fully loaded baked potato with extra bacon.
05:41Damn, now I'm hungry for something as delicious as myself.
05:45So you lied when you said that Harry wasn't an alien.
05:47He wasn't an alien then?
05:49My life has been a roller coaster.
05:51Hi.
05:52We need to talk.
05:54Why do humans have so many knock-knock jokes if they never knock-knock?
05:58We saw your car outside.
05:59You guys just hanging out?
06:00That's us.
06:01We're the, uh, family who hangs out with the town doctor,
06:03who, uh, happens to be an alien.
06:06Remember your therapy.
06:07Go to your happy place.
06:08What?
06:09They saw Max hugging me in my alien form after I killed my father.
06:14His corpse is under that blanket.
06:17I got my alien energy back after the tube fell out of his crotch and it broke.
06:23Big day.
06:24Normally, that would be a lot to take in,
06:26but it's disturbing how not disturbing all that sounds.
06:29Mm.
06:29Well, you know what's really disturbing
06:31is the fact that this whole time the two of you have known about our baby
06:34and you didn't tell us.
06:35That's why we're here.
06:36We decided to finally tell you guys everything.
06:38We just came to tell Harry first,
06:40but you're already here and he told you so.
06:42Two birds, one stone.
06:44You really expect me to believe that?
06:45Keeping this a secret from you, Kate has been torture for me.
06:49Oh, I'm sorry.
06:50I'm sorry that lying to us about our baby has been so tough for you.
06:53What can I do to ease your pain?
06:54Hey, hey, look, I know this is all really upsetting,
06:57but Darcy's been through a lot lately.
06:59It's okay.
07:00It's all right.
07:01I'm sober now.
07:02You're sober?
07:03Well, that's great.
07:04Yeah, thanks.
07:05I've been going to AA, so.
07:06Oh, I'm sorry.
07:08I just thought you meant you were sober right now.
07:10So you assume I'm always drunk?
07:12Your coffee mug says wine time.
07:14That was a gift from you.
07:16Hell yeah.
07:16Why would I leave patients to see the world
07:18when I have all the excitement I need right here?
07:20I know you're mad,
07:22but we were just trying to protect Daisy.
07:24You named our baby?
07:25You were planning on leaving patients without telling me?
07:28What?
07:28Oh, no, um, it's just something my dad brought up.
07:31Look, Ben, Kate, I'm sorry, okay?
07:33I swear we were going to tell you guys,
07:34but it wasn't safe.
07:36The Greys were watching you, okay?
07:37And Harry said...
07:38Yes, of course.
07:39Harry, who apparently is an alien,
07:42making decisions like he knows what's best for our family.
07:44Well, guess what?
07:45He doesn't.
07:45Harry is the one who convinced the Greys
07:47to leave your baby alone.
07:48He literally put himself up as collateral.
07:51And he killed his own father to save me.
07:52And I ruined a perfectly good fireplace poker doing it.
07:56Well, despite your many sacrifices,
07:58I would really appreciate it
07:59if you would leave my family alone from now on.
08:01You were in my house.
08:02I mean it, okay?
08:03Hey, why don't we call Sheriff Mike?
08:05We'll see what he thinks about it.
08:06You cannot tell anyone,
08:07especially Mike and Liv.
08:08Harry is trying to stop the mantid.
08:10The last thing he needs
08:11is Mike and Liv slowing him down.
08:12Sorry, no, I cannot lie to Mike.
08:14He always knows I won't be able to look him in the eye.
08:16I would poke your eyes out,
08:18but my fireplace poker is stuck in my dead father.
08:31Ben, hey, we need to talk.
08:40Didn't you hear me?
08:41You said we need to talk.
08:42Last night, I came face to face with the mantid.
08:47I think it'd read minds and shapeshift.
08:49And guess who it shapeshifted into?
08:51Jules Gardner.
08:54I knew it.
08:55Yeah, I knew the second she stole my girlfriend,
08:57she was a monster.
08:58No, no, this isn't Jules.
08:59This is the mantid.
09:00The real Jules is probably dead.
09:02Yeah, well, we all make choices.
09:05What's going on with you, huh?
09:08Why do you keep looking away from me?
09:10I don't know what you're talking about.
09:13Nothing's going on.
09:14Okay, so if nothing's wrong,
09:15then why can't you look me in my eyes and say that?
09:18I don't want to take advantage of the power dynamic.
09:21Well, there can't be any power dynamics
09:24when there's no dynamics.
09:25It's just power, and it belongs to me.
09:27I radiate power.
09:28You're just a figurehead.
09:30Wrong.
09:30You know, I approve budgets, make proclamations.
09:33I am the last word in who wins the chili cook-off every year.
09:37And I came up with the new town motto,
09:40small town, big hearts.
09:41You know, I pretty much run this town.
09:44Good.
09:44Then cancel old mining days.
09:47What?
09:49That's impossible.
09:50Every hotel in town is booked.
09:52Including the one where the mantid ate the guy's head?
09:54I'd have to petition the town council,
09:56and they don't meet until next week.
09:58But come on, hang on here.
10:00You know, as mayor, I will use every weapon in my arsenal
10:05to protect the townspeople.
10:07Okay, so just the megaphone and the oversized gavel
10:11you use to call meetings to order.
10:13It's not oversized.
10:14It's proportional to the gavel block.
10:16Sure it is.
10:17Well, let's just hope the new town motto
10:20doesn't become small town, overcrowded cemeteries.
10:23Well, it wouldn't, because the town slogan is up to me.
10:30Humans should not be afraid of change.
10:34They need to learn how to adapt,
10:36like I did when I lost my alien energy.
10:38And that time the diner ran out of pie.
10:41I did not cry about it.
10:42I just followed the man who ordered the last piece
10:44and left a note on his car that said pie pig.
10:46Ha, ha, ha, ha!
10:47Look at me!
10:49Whee!
10:49Whee!
10:55Ha, ha.
10:57Whoa!
10:58What is all this?
10:59Your father was right.
11:00We should see the world.
11:01Here are some cities we can move to
11:03after we leave Patience.
11:04Look, New York City.
11:05Detroit.
11:07New Haven.
11:08Oh, okay.
11:08Are you just listing pizza cities?
11:11Chicago.
11:11Deep dish.
11:13Oh, Harry, I told you.
11:14My dad just brought it up.
11:16I'm not leaving Patience.
11:18And if I did, I'd go alone.
11:20Alone?
11:21How could you go without me?
11:23If I went to my home planet,
11:25I would bring you with me.
11:26Then I'd die because I need oxygen to breathe.
11:29But we would be together!
11:32I take it back.
11:33I hate change.
11:34I've got some juice you're going to want to squeeze.
11:48Mike said the mantid revealed itself to him.
11:50One jewel's gardener.
11:51This is bad.
11:52Mm-hmm.
11:53If the mantid thinks its identity has been discovered,
11:56it will look for a new host.
11:58I will need your help.
11:59Well, I thought you might say that.
12:02You know, as mayor of this little hamlet,
12:04I do have the ability to get things done.
12:07I do not need a shopping center opened.
12:09I meant Max.
12:10I need someone who can see aliens.
12:13Max is a no-go.
12:14You don't need him.
12:15I have my own skill set.
12:17Like what?
12:17I can solve a Rubik's Cube in under two minutes.
12:22You are useless to me.
12:30I want Max.
12:31He is my son, and he is off limits.
12:34Ha, ha, ha!
12:36This is classic bravado.
12:38This defense mechanism to mask the fear of being powerless as a parent.
12:42Don't, don't, don't psychoanalyze me anymore, okay?
12:46You're not even a real doctor.
12:47Which, by the way, I will be expecting a refund
12:49for all the times that I paid you for therapy.
12:51If you do not let me use Max,
12:53I will tell your wife about your creepy sex dream
12:56with that ancient woman in your office, Deborah.
12:58That wasn't a sex dream.
13:00Guy was naked, but she had clothes on.
13:02What was the whole thing about all those moles?
13:05She said she looked like a chakra chip cookie,
13:07and you were hungry.
13:09That's why you got out the milk.
13:12You're a weird, sick little man.
13:16What about doctor-patient confidentiality?
13:18You just said that I wasn't a real doctor.
13:21You're not.
13:22So you can forget about Max.
13:23I will not let you use my son
13:26to help you hunt down some dangerous mantid.
13:28This refusal shows growth.
13:33You're finally starting to assert yourself.
13:36I mean, this is incredible progress.
13:40Well, thanks.
13:42Let's pay all the way out.
13:45Let's pay all the way out.
13:45Let's pay all the way out.
13:45Look at that.
14:13Sir, you might want to see this.
14:19I took this with a trail cam I set up in the mantid feeding ground.
14:23What is Osta doing in the middle of nowhere, and who is she with?
14:26If the mantid has been active there, then whoever it is,
14:30looks like they're trying to cover it up.
14:32Yeah, that doesn't make any sense, though.
14:33Why would Osta want to help that monster?
14:34Maybe it's not about helping the mantid.
14:38Maybe she's trying to protect whoever that is with her.
14:41Protect them from what, though?
14:43From being exposed.
14:46Because they're not human.
14:47So then, who is this non-human?
14:57Hi.
14:58What can I get you, sailor?
15:00Remember, just because I'm not drinking doesn't mean you can't.
15:03Somebody's got to keep this place in business.
15:04No, I'm good.
15:07I just need a break from Harry.
15:09Who keeps freaking out about this idea of me leaving town?
15:13I don't know.
15:13Why?
15:14It's not like you're actually leaving.
15:17I know.
15:18Stupid.
15:19Totally.
15:22But why is it stupid?
15:25Because you belong here.
15:26You know.
15:29And every time I went away,
15:32the one thing I always knew was that you'd be here when I got back.
15:35You're the constant.
15:37Yep.
15:38That's me.
15:41But, you know, if I left,
15:42it's not like things would fall apart.
15:44Life would go on.
15:46Wait, are you...
15:48Are you actually considering leaving?
15:51Like, for real?
15:53No, I'm not saying I'm doing it.
15:55It's just...
15:56I don't know.
15:57Sometimes I wonder...
15:59what else is out there.
16:06Oh, no, no.
16:08Oh, no.
16:09Oh, please.
16:10Oh.
16:11I'm not going anywhere.
16:13I promise.
16:14Oh, God, babe.
16:16I'm sorry.
16:17I need it, Mars.
16:18I'm leaving.
16:22Okay.
16:23Okay.
16:25Oh, Harry.
16:36What can I get you?
16:37Uh, nothing.
16:38I refuse to eat anything from someone who suggested that Oster should leave patients.
16:42Too bad.
16:43Because a fresh apple pie just came out of the oven.
16:48But I don't care.
16:52Okay.
16:57I got your note.
16:59Next time, maybe don't leave an envelope that reads top secret in my mailbox.
17:03Okay, okay.
17:05I need Max's help to kill the Manton.
17:08So you have to invite him to the festival tomorrow.
17:10No can do.
17:11Since his parents found out about you, they barely let him out of their sight.
17:14Well, he can sneak out, tell him that now you like him as more than a friend.
17:21Do you have something else you could wear?
17:23Something that says, I feel silly.
17:25That is a vile scenario.
17:29Oh.
17:30And you don't need Max.
17:32I've been working on an all-organic halal manticide.
17:36Here's the formula.
17:40I am so happy to have my alien energy back.
17:43Without it, I would not understand this and would have to admit that Headscarf Girl is smarter than me.
17:50Are you okay?
17:53Huh?
17:53Yeah, I'm fine.
17:55Okay.
17:58This is not bad.
17:59With a few added elements, I can make this work.
18:06Since Asa's on break, we respectfully wait for her in her office.
18:16While we rifle through her ship looking for clues.
18:18Look at this.
18:32Dear Asa, please accept these earth flowers as a token of my undying love, Sin...
18:37Sreely...
18:38Joseph.
18:43Asa's the one Joseph was in love with.
18:44Hershey's burying shit where the Manton's tromping around now.
18:48She's dating an alien?
18:50That's sus.
18:51With a capital S and a little s.
18:55What are you doing in my office?
18:56How about we ask the questions?
18:58We saw you on a trail cam with someone up in the woods.
19:02And you were both carrying shovels.
19:04It's not a question, that's a statement.
19:06And we found this card from Joseph, who we are investigating.
19:10Not a nitpick, but again, not a question.
19:12I have no clue who this Joseph is.
19:16Isn't that the hot cop that proposed to you?
19:21So, it's you and Joseph in the picture.
19:25I guess I'm gonna have to do the heavy lifting around here.
19:29Is this you and Joseph in this picture, question mark?
19:32Fine, yes, that's Joseph with me.
19:35What were you doing with shovels?
19:37Starting a community garden.
19:39What were you growing?
19:39Radishes.
19:40Radishes.
19:42Okay, that tracks me.
19:44You can grow radishes in Colorado in April.
19:46You use a miracle grow?
19:47Compost.
19:48It's organic and better for root vegetables.
19:50That's a good tip.
19:51See, what I do is I bury a dead fish in the dirt.
19:53I learned that from a Snoopy Thanksgiving special.
19:55Maybe you can discuss gardening tips later, question mark.
20:01I hope you're telling the truth.
20:02Not just because we're friends, but because we're cops.
20:05Do you believe her?
20:07Do you believe her?
20:11Oh, absolutely.
20:12Radishes are cool season crops.
20:14They can tolerate a light frost.
20:15Oh, not about that.
20:17About Joseph.
20:19Absolutely not.
20:21She was way too quick to throw them under the bus.
20:23She's covering for another non-human.
20:25But who?
20:25Someone who's been here for a while.
20:30Someone she spends all her time with.
20:42Remember way back when Max said the Newtown doctor is an alien and he threatened to throw him in jail?
20:47Son of a bitch.
20:54It's the new doctor.
20:56He's an alien.
20:58Son of a bigger bitch.
21:05Damn, I can't believe all this time it was right under our noses.
21:09Deputy, take a big whiff.
21:12That is the smell of success.
21:14Or it's just the sharp ink.
21:16That too.
21:18We should probably open a window.
21:28Darcy.
21:29Can I come in?
21:31Yeah.
21:37I won't be long.
21:39It's okay.
21:39I just put Bella down.
21:42Bella?
21:43You named her.
21:45Yeah.
21:46Isabella Rose.
21:48It's my grandmother's name.
21:50Oh.
21:51It's beautiful.
21:52It's way better than Daisy.
21:54I mean, who's named Daisy these days?
21:55My aunt's dog.
21:57Love that.
21:58It's so much better for a dog than a spaceship baby.
22:03So, keeping Bella a secret, it was to protect you and her, I swear.
22:13But that doesn't make it right.
22:15And I...
22:15Look, the other night was a lot.
22:18I was overwhelmed and hurt.
22:20But, I know that you were put in an impossible situation.
22:30You're my friend, and I know that we're going to get through this.
22:33Yeah.
22:33Oh, I have something to show you.
22:36Okay.
22:38Okay.
22:43That's her first smile.
22:44Yes.
22:45Me giving her a bath.
22:46Um, that's her pulling my hair.
22:49She loves red.
22:50I don't know what it is.
22:51That is her laughing when she farted.
22:53Maybe it's when I farted.
22:54I don't know what the point is.
22:55She knows that farting is funny.
22:57Um, you know what?
22:58I actually have some stuff to do today, so now maybe isn't the best time.
23:05What just happened?
23:07Did I do something wrong?
23:09Nope.
23:09I just don't want to do this right now.
23:12I thought we were good.
23:13This isn't about you.
23:15Well, everything was fine, and now you're upset, so obviously it's about me.
23:20Well, is this because you can tell I think Bella is a dumb name?
23:26Look.
23:28I'm just sad about everything I missed.
23:31Okay?
23:31And I don't have it in me to make you feel better about yourself right now, so please just go.
23:46Chemistry is the science of change.
23:48Add or subtract just one ingredient, and everything can spiral out of control.
23:53Friendships are no different.
23:54Lost to leaving patients would act as a catalyst, rapidly destabilizing the balance of our bond.
24:00Hmm?
24:00Much like this formula, which might explode.
24:04I should probably move the snacks.
24:06Harry?
24:08Harry.
24:09Hmm?
24:09Mike and Liv were just at the clinic.
24:12They saw us on a trail cam while we were going over to dig up the mantid.
24:16Your face was blocked in the picture, so I covered for you, but it's only a matter of time before they figure it out.
24:20I do not need your help, and it's okay if you leave town.
24:23I don't care, because I've replaced you with a new friend.
24:26Little Ostex, hand me that beaker.
24:30Thanks.
24:31We're not friends.
24:33We're just partners and a joint venture.
24:35I'm not leaving patients, okay?
24:37I've got Jay, you know, and Darcy, and my dad.
24:41My life is here.
24:43I heard a lot of names, not mine.
24:48That's okay, because I have little Ostex now.
24:51She's younger than you, so statistically, she will live longer than old Ostex.
24:56Fine.
24:57Have fun with little Ostex.
24:59What's up?
25:00Sorry.
25:01It's not about you.
25:02Do you think I don't know that?
25:12Hi, I'm Robert.
25:18I'm Peter Bach's son.
25:21I know.
25:23I, um, heard your podcast.
25:25I just didn't expect to hear my name.
25:28Since my dad died, I didn't expect anyone to be looking.
25:32You better sit down.
25:34There's something you need to know.
25:36Your father is alive.
25:45No, no, that's, that's not possible.
25:48I, uh, uh, I saw him die.
25:51Well, the government revived him.
25:54Like, like, CPR, or?
25:57It's more like Frankenstein.
26:00I, uh, I, uh, I can't contact him.
26:05But the moment I hear from him, I'll tell him you're here.
26:08He'll be thrilled.
26:09That's, oh, that's, that's incredible.
26:15Until then, can you put me in jail?
26:18What?
26:19What, why would you want that?
26:21I think someone's following me.
26:27I, I know you've been through a lot, but I promise I'll keep you safe.
26:36All I can eat, challenge accepted.
26:41Mark, alcoholic, thank you, Adina, for inviting me to share.
26:51My sobriety date is June 24th, 1997.
26:56I have a sponsor.
26:57I also sponsor other people.
26:59And most importantly, I have a higher power, which I call God.
27:03We all know who else.
27:05The dams, drugs, and alcohol, really everything.
27:09And now I can see it.
27:11Oh, I'm drunk, though you're free.
27:14From last night, I went to bed.
27:16No debating on whether I want to live or not.
27:20Just like a person.
27:23I saw someone blow through a stop sign, and I got so angry.
27:29And then it hit me.
27:30I used to do that.
27:32I'd drive drunk with my kid in the backseat.
27:36All the time.
27:38Casey?
27:39I was the best year in my school.
27:41I had sponsorships.
27:43All of it.
27:44I got kicked off the team.
27:45I lost my scholarship, and I had to come here.
27:48I get that I need to stay sober.
27:50I get that it's my fault.
27:53But what if I stay sober, and I never get back to where I was?
27:59Sunny, alcoholic, 11 years next week.
28:02So I got a new sponsee recently, and we really hit it off.
28:10I thought we had a good thing going.
28:12Talking, meeting up, checking in.
28:14But then she went out.
28:16And so I called her and left a message.
28:18Nothing.
28:19Now the old me would have gone over there and tried to fix it.
28:22To be the one who pulled her back.
28:25Then I realized that's making someone else's journey about me.
28:30And I've been down that path.
28:32It's not good.
28:33Not everything is about me all the time.
28:38So yeah, I'm a little sad today, but I'm here.
28:41That's pretty amazing.
28:42It's a beautiful old friend.
28:58Very nice.
29:01Nice turnout, right?
29:08It looks like they're having fun.
29:10Yeah, so do kids in an outdoor bouncy house before a gust of wind rips the safety line off of little Timmy's a kite.
29:17Should have canceled.
29:18Well, I told you it was too late for that.
29:20Besides, we don't want everyone living in fear.
29:22I'm not worried.
29:27Good afternoon, folks, and welcome to the Patience Old Mining Days Festival.
29:34Enjoy the festivities, but remember, the 1800s were a dangerous time.
29:39So, have fun, laugh with your neighbors, but also remember, they might be trying to kill you.
29:48Hey, where have you been? I need your help.
29:51Check me out, dog. It looks like a tasty nugget, something you might drool over.
29:54Not sure where this is going, but it's making me very uncomfortable.
29:57Jules the Mantis said she was coming for me, right?
29:59So I just did 500 eyebrow raises so my head would sweat and release pheromone.
30:03Smell me. See that?
30:05Mantis ain't gonna be able to resist that.
30:07It's just basic science.
30:08It's also basic nonsense.
30:11I gotta get this mantid away from the crowd.
30:13I figure since I'm the bait, I'm gonna try to lure it into the mine, where nobody else can get hurt.
30:18Here, look at this.
30:19There's a shaft by the south entrance that's got a caged elevator, right?
30:23Right next to it is an exposed electrical ground.
30:25Now, I planted a pry bar right by the elevator, so once the mantid is inside,
30:29I'm gonna jam the bar between the electrical wire and the cage.
30:32And that current should fry that mother bugger real good.
30:35Now we just need to find the mantid.
30:37Yeah, well, if Dr. V is an alien, he's connected to the mantid, so we just watch him, wait until they make contact.
30:45How do you know they're connected?
30:47Come on, what are the odds of two aliens being in the same town and not knowing each other?
30:52Isn't it a little racist assuming all aliens know each other?
30:56Of course it's not racist.
30:57They ain't human.
30:58How's he gonna be racist when they ain't even a part of the superior race?
31:01What the hell?
31:04Why is she looking at me?
31:06I'm the looker, he's the lookie.
31:08Lookers look, lookies get looked at.
31:10See, if he was human, he would know that.
31:12Stupid alien.
31:14Oh, yeah.
31:16Oh, really?
31:19Guess you got tired of trying to steal my best friend, so instead you thought you'd steal my costume.
31:24Judy, I don't have time for this.
31:25Of course, Judy.
31:26My name.
31:27I'm Biddy Henshaw.
31:28First female liner in Patience.
31:31I wear the same thing every year, and I tell the story of Biddy Henshaw for the festival,
31:36and I know you know that because last year you threw a tomato at me.
31:40Are you even wearing panties made out of burlap?
31:43Yeah, that's what I thought.
31:50Why are you staring at the sheriff?
31:52Because the mantid is hunting him, and once it appears and attacks, I will squirt it with my mantid side.
32:00You mean my mantid side?
32:02We will settle ownership once my legal team has reviewed the contract.
32:06Hi.
32:07Okay.
32:08What is the plan here?
32:09How are you going to kill the mantid with all these people around?
32:11Little Osta, could you please tell this time-traveling newsie that she is a bad friend, and I'm not talking to her?
32:19Little Osta, could you tell this alien toddler to quit pouting because we have bigger things to deal with?
32:25I refuse to be a part of this dysfunctional triangle.
32:28You know, maybe real friends support their friends no matter what they choose to do because, I don't know, they just want them to be happy.
32:34Yes, or maybe real friends do not abandon you after you have planned an entire Pizza City future for them.
32:41Uh, guys, where'd Sheriff Mike go?
32:46This isn't your fault, because you distracted me, and now I want pizza!
32:51I don't know what is going on with him.
32:53I told him I'm not even planning on leaving town.
32:56I get it.
32:57Chasing dreams isn't easy.
32:59I ventured out into the great unknown.
33:02It's tough out there.
33:03Okay, I'll take that under advisement.
33:05For now, we need a real plan.
33:07Um, Harry has a plan.
33:09He's using Sheriff Mike as bait, and once the mantid goes after him, he's going to blast it with my mantiside.
33:16Mike stalking Harry, Harry tailing Mike?
33:18It's ridiculous.
33:22Hey, kid.
33:23Do you know if any of these booths sell cream for a butt rash?
33:32This is so unfair.
33:33Sahar's at the festival helping Harry kill the mantid,
33:35and I'm going grocery shopping with my mom and baby space sister.
33:39Please don't call her that.
33:40Or Moon Baby, or Starship Sally.
33:43You'll give her a complex.
33:44I'm the only one that can actually see aliens.
33:47It's the one thing I'm good at.
33:48I told you, your dad and I will not risk anything happening to you.
33:52Nothing's going to happen to me.
33:54I've got protection.
33:55What the hell is that?
33:56It's a taster that can zap aliens.
33:58Okay, that is it.
34:01All right?
34:02No more alien hunting.
34:03You were grounded.
34:04You were so grounded from everything.
34:08Alura?
34:08Hi.
34:09Uh, yes.
34:12And could you check the tire pressure suit, please?
34:15Thank you so much.
34:17Max?
34:19Max?
34:19Max?
34:19Max?
34:19Max?
34:19Max?
34:19Max?
34:19Max?
34:19Max?
34:19Max?
34:19Max?
34:20Max?
34:20Max?
34:21Max?
34:21Max?
34:21Max?
34:21Max?
34:22Max?
34:23Max?
34:23Max?
34:24Max?
34:24Max?
34:25Max?
34:26Max?
34:26Max?
34:27Max?
34:31Jules?
34:34You're here?
34:39I called a bunch of times.
34:57I don't know.
35:27I don't know.
35:57I don't know.
35:58I don't know.
35:59I don't know.
36:00I don't know.
36:01I don't know.
36:02I don't know.
36:03I don't know.
36:04I don't know.
36:05I don't know.
36:06I don't know.
36:07I don't know.
36:08I don't know.
36:09I don't know.
36:10I don't know.
36:11I don't know.
36:12I don't know.
36:13I don't know.
36:14I don't know.
36:15I don't know.
36:16I don't know.
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36:18I don't know.
36:19I don't know.
36:20I don't know.
36:21I don't know.
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36:24I don't know.
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36:26I don't know.
36:27I don't know.
36:28I don't know.
36:29I don't know.
36:30I don't know.
36:32I don't know.
36:33I don't know.
36:34I don't know.
36:35I don't know.
36:36I know who you are.
36:37Your secret's out.
36:38Your secret is out.
36:40Your nightmare is about a cupcake monster
36:42that's going to bite off your butt.
36:44Hey, hold on.
36:45I told you that in sanctity of therapy.
36:46You can't be saying that shit out in public.
36:49Yeah, but then what are you doing here?
36:50I thought we agreed to split up.
36:51I know, but also grabbed me and honestly,
36:53she's stronger than she looks.
36:54Okay.
36:55Now that you're all here.
36:56The other day,
36:57you asked me about the person in the trail cam well it wasn't joseph it was harry and it's time
37:03that we come out with this harry is an alien they know we know we figured it out what but thanks
37:13for confirming you've been hanging out with a shady ass alien shady like a cupcake monster he
37:18shits your goddamn mouth oh shut it harry is a lot of things okay he's annoying and selfish and he
37:24is easily distracted by turkey legs but he is not shady he's a really good alien and he's got
37:29pretty awesome powers and you just need to get over yourselves and work together hey if you'll
37:35excuse me i have to go tell bitty henshaw's story just so we're clear i still don't trust you and
37:42i don't usually work with a partner right because i'm just his emotional support deputy
37:47uh kate darcy i i really have to go i just need a second about the pictures i realize now it
38:13wasn't about helping you it was about me i guess i kind of have a habit of making things about
38:19myself i didn't see it then but i i do now so if you don't want me around i get it but just
38:29know that i'm here for you for you however that looks
38:36can you watch it for me i've got to go find max and i need to leave it with someone i can trust
38:54yeah of course hi hi hi i'm gone for a while here's a keys to my house oh i already have one
39:06all right hey thank you
39:11hi hi isabella hello bella hey bill how's it going bill probably should get a nickname
39:24or something how about daisy yeah don't tell your mom you ever feel like the world is daring you to
39:29make a move like every step forward is a fight and every step back is surrender
39:36for me bitty henshaw that's what it felt like when i packed up what little i had and headed out
39:44to patience in the 1800s i was a widow with two kids leaving the only home i'd ever known behind
39:53all i had was a sliver of hope that something better might be waiting for me out there
39:59when i got to patience i didn't find much
40:04but i found a way i became a minor the first female one i might add
40:10i wonder if bitty ever felt scared before leaving
40:19she must have right maybe she felt stuck held in place by fear just not knowing what else was out
40:30there
40:30who knows if she ever knew for sure what the right choice was
40:36but she made one
40:39and she didn't let herself stay stuck forever
40:45i guess that's what really matters
40:49you got a blowing finger you know it can levitate stuff with your mind is that
41:05strictly an et thing that's offensive uh what if i asked uh do all sheriffs have a badge and a gun
41:12we do oh well mine just does this this one does this listen listen once we bait the mantel into the mine
41:23and into the elevator we're gonna fry it with electricity right you know if we save the town
41:29maybe they'll even build a statue of us in the town square i prefer a memorial plaza with an eternal flame
41:36no no flames are too flashy plus they go out a statue statues forever you can push over a statue
41:41not mine i'm gonna design it myself and i'm gonna make it eight percent bigger than my actual size
41:46see that's the sweet spot where people look at it and they say oh my goodness i didn't know he was
41:50that big but not so big that they say oh my goodness this guy's compensating sheriff i just saw
41:56a suspicious looking man heading into the mine's north entrance and he was smoking a cigarette
42:0010-4 deputy keep your eye out we're gonna go in all right doc get your game face on
42:06is there time for more turkey leg no
42:10come on max just in time harry's about to go into the mine harry wait
42:18i see it i see the mantid
42:27that's just deputy live
42:32no it's not
42:37deputy live is the mantid
42:44the mantid is deputy baker i saw it going into the mines next friday max where are you on an
42:54all-new resident alien harry needs me i'm the only one who can help okay but we're coming with
43:01you mom that's so embarrassing shush
43:03the mantid is a shapeshifter it could be anyone resident alien new episode next friday at 10
43:14on usa and sci-fi stream from the beginning on peacock
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