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00:00I
00:11Previously on resident alien
00:13Amanda thinks he can take over my life and patience
00:16Hiking up Blackburn Mountain has been great exercise. I just wish that I could put together a robot man
00:23She should be with Ben and Kate
00:25Grace come to get Kate again. Then just take that baby with him. I don't have her
00:28We should find somewhere she's safer. We'll take good care of her
00:32Harry! I'm tempted to kill you on my human form
00:37Harry did you lose your alien powers?
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01:24Humans have many flaws, worthless pinky toes, they can't smell cancer even if it grows in their nose.
01:46But of all the flaws humans have, the biggest one is their ability to lie to themselves.
01:52Luckily, I'm not human, so I do not have that flaw.
01:56I could have destroyed that stupid mantaid if you had not pulled me out of there.
02:02You were the first one out. If you had the keys, you would have left us behind.
02:05I do not know what happened. I could not change into my alien form.
02:10Maybe the Grey's placed some kind of inhibitor in you to stop you from accessing your powers.
02:14It is not my powers, it is me.
02:18Just like being an annoying sass mouth is not your power, it is who you are on a molecular level.
02:26An inhibitor is possible.
02:28Told you.
02:29On a molecular level.
02:32They had plenty of opportunity to implant an inhibitor.
02:36They conducted many medical experiments and probes on me.
02:41You cannot imagine where.
02:43You're butthole.
02:45You're stupid.
02:48And that is clichƩ.
02:54Yes, it's my rival. All righty.
02:57My butthole.
02:58Oh.
02:59What are we supposed to do now?
03:01The manta just found out that we know who he really is.
03:04This is bad.
03:05Mantids are very dangerous.
03:07You were smart to pretend that you thought he was really me this whole time.
03:12Yeah.
03:13Yeah, I couldn't let on that.
03:16You know, I knew he wasn't you.
03:18And it was difficult because I definitely knew.
03:22You didn't know?
03:24He looks just like you.
03:26You are supposed to be my friend.
03:28How could you not know if someone is me or not?
03:31I knew.
03:32Yeah, I knew too.
03:33Max can see aliens.
03:35This must be very embarrassing for you, Osta.
03:38My best friends doesn't even know me.
03:40Okay.
03:41Well, you grow up.
03:42We have bigger problems.
03:43We have to get the kids home and find a way to keep them safe.
03:45Bridgette was begging me to stay with him, but I insisted he uses alien powers to protect
04:10the children instead.
04:12Right.
04:14Ben, what are you doing?
04:23I never should have let Joseph see that I was following him.
04:26You know, he knows who I am.
04:27He knows where we live.
04:29Wait.
04:30That's good.
04:31If he comes to kill you, I can trap him.
04:33Not sure I like the husband as bait direction this is taking.
04:37Sup?
04:38What?
04:39Hey!
04:40Where were you?
04:41Didn't you notice I wasn't at dinner?
04:43I did notice I had no food to eat for once.
04:48Our son.
04:49Out there.
04:50The killer alien on the loose.
04:52I'll just let anybody be parents, won't they?
04:54They'll be fine.
04:55I wasn't even picked for magic camp.
04:58I doubt he's the top of some alien's abduction list.
05:01Well, they took you.
05:02They took me?
05:04You know what I mean.
05:05Oh, I know what you mean.
05:06Look, the point is, we can't let our guard down.
05:09Not till we catch Joseph.
05:10Catch him?
05:11Shouldn't we let Mike and Liv handle him?
05:12They're cops.
05:13Aren't they already in the catching game?
05:14We can't tell them.
05:15If they find Joseph first, they will lock him away, and then we will never get the information
05:19we need about our baby.
05:20No.
05:21No.
05:22No, this has to stay between us.
05:23Of course.
05:24Right.
05:25Joseph the Alien is back in town.
05:26For anyone can tell you, Ben Hawthorn did not tell anyone anything about Joseph.
05:31That's weirdly specific.
05:32Yeah, I'm not a correct person.
05:34Okay.
05:35Okay.
05:36If they find Joseph first, they will lock him away, and then we will never get the information
05:38we need about our baby.
05:39No.
05:40No, this has to stay between us.
05:41Of course.
05:42Right.
05:43Joseph the Alien is back in town.
05:45Wait, you haven't told anyone, have you?
05:46I can honestly say that I, Ben Hawthorn, did not tell anyone anything about Joseph.
05:51That's weirdly specific.
05:53Specific?
05:53Yeah, I'm not a crook.
05:54Okay, great.
05:56Because we're going to catch him ourselves.
06:02I don't have her.
06:04What the hell?
06:06No, I don't know where she is.
06:08Oh, orbs.
06:10I'm not hiding her.
06:11This is broken.
06:13I don't know.
06:14That would be the greys.
06:16Doing what?
06:17Looking for Mrs. Mayer's baby.
06:20The greys love human babies.
06:22They do not know why.
06:24You would think they would collect something more useful,
06:27like a double A battery,
06:30or those clips that keep potato chips fresh.
06:34At least Kate doesn't know where the baby is.
06:36Maybe if she can't tell them, then they'll stop looking.
06:38They will not stop.
06:40That is where the expression like a grey with a baby comes from.
06:43But why are we talking about this?
06:45We should be talking about something much more important.
06:47Is it you?
06:49Yes!
06:49I drove all the way from the moon.
06:53I'm tired and thirsty,
06:56and neither one of you has offered me their bedroom yet.
06:59You're terrible hosts.
07:01Oh, I can see your bedroom from here.
07:03It looks like the couch.
07:07So, seriously, you're not alien anymore?
07:10Like, you're not strong, you can't climb buildings,
07:12you can't do...
07:14Wait, are you ticklish now?
07:17I am not interested in your dumb questions.
07:20I'm still an alien.
07:23Oh, stop!
07:26I'm as much an alien as I have always been.
07:29I just need real food
07:30to get my energy back, see?
07:33I still love milk just as much as I always have.
07:54Oh.
07:56Oh, God.
07:57I'm not...
08:00I feel good now.
08:02I'm gonna head back to my cabin to kill the mantid.
08:05No, no.
08:06No, no, no, no.
08:06Hey, hey!
08:07He will kick your ass.
08:09Just sit down, and we'll figure out a plan.
08:11You need to get out of my way,
08:13or you will feel my alien wrath.
08:15I understand.
08:17You want me to sleep out here on the couch
08:19to protect you two.
08:22I accept.
08:26At least Ben and Kate's baby's on the reds,
08:29where she's safe.
08:30Yeah, safe, but sad.
08:32She probably really misses me.
08:34I think she's fine.
08:37I should probably go check on her, though,
08:38just to make sure she's safe.
08:39And sing her the Itsy Bitsy Spider song.
08:41Darce.
08:42I do not want to sleep on the couch.
08:44I am cold.
08:45And there was a gin bottle under me.
08:48Why are you looking at me?
08:49Could have been the babies.
08:49Here you go, princess.
08:54Anyway, I should probably head to bed, too.
08:57There's so much to do.
08:58I have to deal with the whole mantid thing.
09:00I gotta stop by the grocery store,
09:02stop by the res, check on Daisy's.
09:04I'm just gonna...
09:04Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
09:08Daisy's fine.
09:09Look, I know you don't like talking about this,
09:12but not long ago,
09:14you were so desperate to feel special.
09:16You went on a suicide mission
09:18and tried to blow up a gray spaceship.
09:19And I already admitted that that was stupid.
09:23It has nothing to do with Daisy.
09:26Doesn't it?
09:27Maybe taking care of the baby made you feel special.
09:30And you want to feel that way again.
09:33I don't know if special is the word.
09:35Maybe critical.
09:36You're critical here.
09:38Going to see her is a bad idea,
09:40especially with the mantid after us.
09:43Yeah, you're right.
09:45I'll stay away.
09:47For Daisy's sake.
09:49Could you help me check my body
09:51for any gray trackers or inhibitors?
09:53You need to put your clothes on.
09:55This monkey body will not bend
09:57to let me see all of my nooks and crannies.
10:01No, no, no, no.
10:01Harry, God, so cute.
10:03Give your nooks to yourself.
10:04Go.
10:04You are very bad at sleepovers.
10:09Just so you know.
10:10Not a sleepover.
10:11Calling my lawyer.
10:20Austin?
10:24The other one?
10:25The other one?
10:32Mantid?
10:34I have nothing to fear.
10:37And I am definitely not lying to myself.
10:39The mantid is sleeping
10:40and not on his way to kill me.
10:43And even if he is,
10:44I can defend myself
10:44even though I have a fragile human body.
10:49I am a strong alien.
10:51I am a strong alien.
10:53I am not a strong alien.
10:55I am a little alien boy shitting his alien pants.
11:07You better be wearing clothes.
11:15Breathe in.
11:15Okay, let's take a look at what we have going on here.
11:24Oh, what is that?
11:28Oh, excuse me.
11:31You cannot be in here.
11:45What the hell are you doing?
11:46Stop playing.
11:48Who are you?
11:48That's Trevor.
11:49I found him on Craigslist.
11:51I thought about stopping them,
11:54but then I thought it'd be funnier if I didn't.
11:57Sorry.
11:58Sorry.
11:59I can see you're busy.
12:00I just wanted to do this the right way.
12:03Huh?
12:04Oh, my God.
12:07Asa, I'm here...
12:09I'm here because
12:12when you realize you want to spend
12:13the rest of your life with someone,
12:15you want the rest of your life
12:17to start as soon as possible.
12:18Are you insane?
12:20No, no, no.
12:20That is from when Harry and Sally,
12:22and no, we are getting married.
12:24Well, not right...
12:25not right away.
12:28I still have to save up for the ring.
12:29Joseph, I'm sorry.
12:31One minute.
12:32Ellen, would you mind finishing up here?
12:34Joseph and I need to have a chat.
12:39I will break it.
12:45No.
12:45Oh, God.
12:54We are not getting married, okay?
12:57Because we were never a thing.
13:00We were just two people who sometimes had sex.
13:04I'm sorry.
13:05That means something where I come from.
13:07The moon?
13:08Oh, okay.
13:09No.
13:10I can't do this.
13:11I'm sorry.
13:11Oh, I see.
13:14I was risking my life sneaking around to see you
13:16and bring you flowers,
13:18and you were just using me for my body.
13:23Okay.
13:24I get it.
13:26Whatever.
13:29You know, Oster,
13:31maybe you're the one who's only half human.
13:36Come, Trevor.
13:37Come, Trevor.
13:41Deputy, what have I said about watching me from afar?
13:52Hmm?
13:54My sense of perception is too strong.
13:56I can feel your pupils on me.
13:57It's got the hairs on the back of my neck
13:59standing up like they say in the Pledge of Allegiance.
14:01Sorry, sir.
14:02It's just nice to see you back where you belong.
14:05It's just a little sabbatical.
14:06That's all.
14:06I don't want no fuss.
14:07We are all so glad you're back, Sheriff.
14:11A mental health crisis is still a health crisis.
14:20Now I've got a privacy crisis.
14:26Just balloons again, Frank.
14:2810-4.
14:31Big black.
14:33Mm-hmm.
14:35Interesting.
14:36Well, let me know if I can do anything to help.
14:37Okay.
14:39I'll talk to you later.
14:41Honeybee.
14:43Oh, that's adorable.
14:45How's Honeybee?
14:47Lena found the body of the missing hunter in the woods without his head.
14:52Oh.
14:53That's less adorable.
14:55Said it looked like the head was bitten clean off.
14:58Now you tell me, what type of animal can bite a head off of one bite?
15:01Him size of?
15:02Orca, obviously.
15:04What if it wasn't an animal?
15:05Deputy, I swear to God, if you say aliens, I'm popping that last balloon, and when Fred
15:09comes in here, I'm going to let him shoot me.
15:11Not just any alien...
15:12Otherworldly being.
15:14Joseph.
15:15Deputy, look.
15:15Just...
15:19Hear me.
15:20The last time Joseph was here, there were mysterious deaths.
15:23Now he's back, and a headless body is found?
15:25It's not just a coincidence.
15:27Listen to me.
15:27Even if aliens were real?
15:29Joseph ain't some head-eating alien.
15:31I mean, think about it.
15:32The guy tried to shoot us.
15:33Now, if I wanted to kill somebody, and I could eat heads, I'd eat the head.
15:36I wouldn't shoot them.
15:37And I wouldn't shoot them first and then eat the head, because then it's just a dead
15:41head, and it probably ain't as juicy.
15:42Hold on.
15:43Did you say if aliens are real?
15:46Well, I was making a Socratic argument, not agreeing or denying either way.
15:50Really?
15:51You said if.
15:53If.
15:53If.
15:53If.
15:53If.
15:53If.
15:54If.
15:55If.
15:55If.
15:56If.
15:57Hey, Liv.
16:06How's it, uh, how's it going?
16:08Sorry, did I scare you?
16:10Scare it?
16:10Me?
16:11No.
16:12No way.
16:12I'm extremely calm.
16:15Yeah, at my last checkup, my, uh, my heart rate was described as shockingly low.
16:19Is that good?
16:20Sure.
16:21You know, all you really need is a couple beats per minute, and the rest is just busy work.
16:24Plus, you know, my blood sugar is so high, it balances out.
16:27Okay.
16:29Well, I just had a, uh, a few follow-up questions about Joseph.
16:32Oh.
16:34Uh, Joseph?
16:36I-I don't know, um, what you're talking about.
16:39You broke into my car in a dumb Richard Nixon mask and said Joseph the alien is back in town?
16:45That could have been anyone.
16:47Anyone with the Nixon mask you wore at the Halloween office party and your voice and your wedding ring.
16:55Yeah, sorry, um, that is not me.
16:59Um, I lost my ring.
17:00I-I don't, um, don't even wear it anymore.
17:11I don't know what's going on, but I'll get the truth out of you eventually.
17:15Hey.
17:24Hey.
17:26What are you doing?
17:27Looking for Daisy's blanket.
17:29Smells like her.
17:30I want it.
17:32Hey.
17:33Give it back.
17:35No, the baby is not here anymore.
17:38She does not need it.
17:39No, it's gonna smell like you.
17:41Well, that's fine.
17:43He's just been sleeping with it for comfort.
17:45It was not for comfort!
17:47I came in here for a reason.
17:50I do not remember why.
17:51Oh, no, am I insane now?
17:53Nope.
17:54Just human.
17:55Take that back!
17:56I think you came in here to tell us that you're moving out.
18:00Bye.
18:01No.
18:02That was not it.
18:03Wait.
18:05You know, I could get behind having a powerful alien around.
18:08At least you could get the lids off jars.
18:11Now you're just a useless idiot.
18:13Idiot?
18:14Wait.
18:15Joseph!
18:17This is...
18:18I said Joseph.
18:20Joseph?
18:21Uh, the...
18:22Oh, the deputy guy.
18:24What about him?
18:24Yeah.
18:25Was it about him being a skillful lover?
18:28I'm sure that wasn't it.
18:30He is a hybrid gray alien.
18:32He can tell me what the grays did to block my power
18:35so I can unblock it and defeat the mantid.
18:39I must find Joseph.
18:40But how?
18:41So what you're saying is, if we could contact Joseph...
18:44Or if we knew anyone who could contact him,
18:48all of our problems would just disappear?
18:50Mine would.
18:51Your issues would take years to unpack.
18:54Man.
18:55Ugh.
18:56If only I knew of a way we could contact...
18:59Okay, fine.
19:01I may have his number.
19:06You saw him?
19:07Where?
19:08Yeah.
19:09Where was it, Asta?
19:10Was it here?
19:13Was it here?
19:14On her face?
19:15Is it right here?
19:16On her boobs?
19:17On her...
19:18On her...
19:18Was it all up in here?
19:20You had sex with the hybrid?
19:22Yeah.
19:22It just happened.
19:24And then it kept happening.
19:26And then he fell in love with me.
19:27Oh, God.
19:28This has not been my proudest month.
19:30So while I was trapped by the grays,
19:32you were sexing with one.
19:34No wonder you never noticed the mantid.
19:36You were too busy noticing the inside of Joseph's body.
19:39Wait.
19:40You think I was inside him?
19:41Hey, buddy.
19:42Asta could be inside whoever she wants.
19:44I wasn't inside him!
19:46If the rectum fits.
19:48Wait.
19:49This is good.
19:50We can use his affection to get what we want.
19:53I...
19:54I just broke up with him.
19:55I...
19:55I think he cried.
19:56Okay?
19:57I can't do that.
19:58Yes, you can.
19:59Men will do anything for love.
20:01I ate worms.
20:02Asta, I mean, this guy could save our lives, you know?
20:05Come on.
20:06I used to call exes for rides to the airport.
20:09I'm calling him.
20:11Oh, hey, Asta.
20:15I can't talk.
20:16I'm with my new girlfriend.
20:17We just had sex eight...
20:18Sorry, how many times, dear?
20:20Nine times?
20:21She's so hot.
20:22Oh, okay, cool.
20:23So I was just calling to ask you something.
20:26Yes, I'll marry you.
20:27I was just lying.
20:27There's no one else.
20:29You're my always and forever.
20:30No.
20:32There is a mantid in patience,
20:34and we need your help.
20:35I'll do it.
20:36I'll kill the mantid and prove my love for you.
20:38No, wait, that's not...
20:39He's in Harry's cabin.
20:40No.
20:40I feel better already.
20:58Hey, Nancy.
20:59A friend of ours stopped by here yesterday,
21:03and we just wanted to see if you remember him.
21:06Oh, yeah.
21:08The old deputy.
21:09He was here, but I don't remember much.
21:12He paid cash, so I didn't get an address.
21:14Sorry.
21:17Does...
21:17Does this jog your memory?
21:23Sorry, I could have sworn that that was plastic.
21:26We will obviously pay for that.
21:28Yes.
21:29So sorry.
21:29Don't worry about it.
21:31Got Ben's card on file.
21:34Let's just charge it.
21:35Hasn't been used in a while.
21:37Honey, you used to come in here all the time
21:40by your lovely wife, Flowers.
21:42What happened?
21:45Yeah, Ben.
21:46What happened?
21:48Feels like there's no right answer to that.
21:52It was a brutal and bloody affair.
21:55We were evenly matched,
21:56and we hit each other with everything we had.
21:58In the end, there were victories on both sides.
22:02Mostly mine.
22:03He did knock me down at one point.
22:09I made the tactical decision
22:11to remain still and relieve myself,
22:13so he would think I was dead.
22:14So you shit your pants.
22:16It was a strategic play.
22:18Used to great effect by the Tribulant aliens
22:20and known across the universe
22:22as a brilliant chess move.
22:24So you shit your pants.
22:26I changed before I came here.
22:28He's lying about the Tribulants.
22:29There is no such chess move.
22:31Anyway, I scared him off so badly,
22:34he immediately folded his clothes,
22:37packed his suitcase, and ran off.
22:40Coward.
22:41So he had time to pack?
22:43He's an experienced traveler.
22:44He had a system.
22:46I am so glad that you survived,
22:48but are you sure you don't want me
22:49to drive you to the clinic?
22:51Because he ripped your arm off.
22:55Oh!
22:56No, us hybrids are stronger and tougher than you humans.
22:59This is the equivalent of you stubbing your toe.
23:03Oh!
23:04Oh!
23:05Mm!
23:06Mm!
23:07Ow!
23:09Well, now that I've proven my love to you,
23:10we can get married.
23:12But you will have to drive.
23:14I'm feeling a little busy.
23:16It must be the adrenaline of victory.
23:18Just gonna lay down.
23:20Don't worry about me.
23:21Well, this is good, right?
23:24The mantid's gone now.
23:25For now.
23:26But he will be back,
23:27and I must be ready when he is.
23:29Joseph!
23:31Could you face the kitchen
23:32so I don't have to look at your broken face?
23:36Okay.
23:37The greys have implanted an inhibitor in me
23:39that is blocking me from my true alien form.
23:42I need you to pull it out
23:44so I can kill the mantid
23:46and avenge the death of your attractiveness.
23:49I don't know how to do all that stuff.
23:51Son of a bitch!
23:51No, turn it back.
23:52Oh.
23:56I don't know how to do all that stuff.
23:58I'm a hybrid.
23:59The greys made sure we knew the difference.
24:01We didn't have access to that kind of technology.
24:03Or the espresso machine.
24:06You need a full grey for what you want.
24:08Is anybody else seeing any white dots in the air,
24:11or is that just me?
24:17Hi, Nancy.
24:18Hi, Deputy Liv.
24:19Did I just see the Hawthorns leaving here?
24:21Yep.
24:22They were asking a whole bunch of strange questions
24:24about that former deputy.
24:25Joseph?
24:27Interesting.
24:28Why is everyone so interested in that guy anyway?
24:30I mean, he's a looker,
24:32but he's not too bright.
24:34I watched him go through a whole pack of cards
24:36because he misspelled sincerely.
24:39Really?
24:40Do you still have any of those cards lying around?
24:42I think so.
24:42Oh.
24:42Oh.
24:42Oh.
24:42Oh.
24:47Can I keep these?
24:55Sure.
24:59What type of flowers did he buy?
25:01Pink peonies.
25:02He said he wanted something that symbolized...
25:05New love.
25:08Joseph's in love with someone in patience.
25:10Hi.
25:16Welcome to the Copper Ridge.
25:18I'm Judy.
25:19I'll help you with this bag.
25:21It's sad to leave this body behind.
25:24I always wanted to be a doctor,
25:26but it's clear this identity has been compromised.
25:31I'll need a new look while I plan my next move.
25:34Oh, let me just get this.
25:36Time to eat.
25:50A little jumpy?
25:51Yeah.
25:52Just knowing the mantet is out there.
25:54I had lunch with Kayla.
25:55I couldn't shake the feeling I was being watched.
25:57Yeah.
25:58Yeah, I'm used to that.
26:00Being hot and all.
26:01You get it.
26:02Where do I buy a beret?
26:08Oh, I think I saw one in the window at the dork store.
26:11I need it for my Paris trip.
26:13I found Bruce.
26:15He is posting pictures.
26:18Oh, my God.
26:19That's great.
26:20He can give me back your alien parts-ness.
26:23Whatever.
26:24But that is not Paris.
26:26But that is the Eiffel Tower.
26:28Your American education has sadly failed you.
26:31Maybe.
26:32But unless the Eiffel Tower is next to a picture of Criss Angel Mind Freak?
26:36Your gray friend is not in France.
26:37He's in Vegas.
26:38Wait.
26:39He's a gray.
26:41He can tell us how to stop the orbs and get them off Kate's back.
26:44That's right.
26:45We're coming with you.
26:47We could ask Bruce about the baby.
26:48No, we do not have time for extra questions.
26:52I do not know how long Bruce can survive in this atmosphere.
26:55Well, we'll make time.
26:56All right.
26:57Road trip to Vegas.
26:59Wait.
27:00Never mind.
27:02You know, you guys have fun.
27:03I've got work.
27:05A lot of shifts.
27:06You're banned from the Paris Hotel, aren't you?
27:10You're banned from all the hotels?
27:13Cars.
27:16Careful.
27:18I may have to arrest you for excessive handsomess.
27:20You know, the minimum sentence for that is a week in your bed.
27:24Oh, that's not a fact.
27:25Yeah, that's not a fact.
27:27Lena, Sheriff told me about the headless hunter case.
27:31How's it going?
27:32Like, any cool details?
27:34So funny.
27:35I was just saying to Mike last week that I was craving some action and out of nowhere comes a headless body.
27:40See, I just kept saying, be patient, you know, and things will work out.
27:44And then they did.
27:45I mean, not for the hunter.
27:47Forensics is leaning toward an animal attack, but only for gone with the head.
27:53Like a bite, but clean.
27:54So the tendons, they weren't jagged or crushed.
27:56So, who knows?
27:57Reminds me of this lady back in D.C.
27:59She died in her sleep surrounded by 78 cats.
28:03She wasn't dead 10 minutes before they started turning her corpse into a damn golden corral.
28:08Heard about that.
28:09Ate the meat raised down to the bone.
28:10Want some fries, deputy?
28:11I might never actually eat again.
28:16Ooh.
28:18Still, it makes you think, right?
28:20Suspect's not a human, but also not an animal.
28:24If only there was something in between human and animal.
28:29Like, what could that be, sir?
28:31Like, if something that was real was in between animals and humans.
28:37You mean like a bonobo?
28:40No.
28:41Well, a bonobo is the closest relative to human beings in the animal kingdom.
28:45Hell, even more so than a chimpanzee.
28:47And you can teach a chimp to build a treehouse.
28:49It's not a bonobo.
28:50It's hard to say what we're seeing.
28:52We'll get more evidence once we...
28:54Search up Blackburn Mountain.
28:55Mm-hmm.
28:57Blackburn?
28:58Like, the place with all the caves?
29:02Why?
29:02Like, why would you want to go there?
29:04Because those caves are the perfect place to hide.
29:06No.
29:07No, they're not.
29:08They're too full of silverfish.
29:12Well, I guess we'll see.
29:14Search and rescue is starting to throw a sweep tomorrow,
29:16so whatever's hiding up there, we're going to find it.
29:18Mm-hmm.
29:19I can do it.
29:22You want to join the search team?
29:23No, team.
29:24Just me.
29:25I'm...
29:25I'm...
29:26I'm...
29:26I'll do it.
29:27Oh, thanks, Luke, but it's actually too much area for one person to cover alone.
29:33Oh!
29:34Oh, I see.
29:36It's because I'm a woman?
29:38Huh?
29:39You think I can't search some caves without a man's help?
29:43Wow!
29:45I thought you had a girl's back, Lena.
29:47Now I am definitely searching the caves alone to prove you wrong.
29:54Disappointed.
29:54A hair?
29:56A hair?
30:01Neon lights, big standards, blurry nights, you can't remember.
30:07Ship!
30:08No!
30:09We don't have time to see a show!
30:11I just want Magic Mike to pull a rabbit out of a hat.
30:15Or tell me which card is mine.
30:17Okay, that's not what Magic Mike is.
30:19Or show me his penis!
30:20Okay, so you do know what the show is.
30:23Bruce!
30:24Hey, you found me!
30:26Vegas, baby!
30:28You just missed Robert.
30:29He was happy he won $800, but then he was sad he lost $800.
30:34This town is a ride!
30:36We weren't sure you'd still be here.
30:38Harry said the greys can't survive too long in Earth's atmosphere.
30:41How are you still...
30:41I don't know!
30:43The excitement?
30:44The energy?
30:45It might also be all the iodine in the 15-trip cocktails I ate.
30:50Whatever it is, I never felt so alive!
30:53Oh!
30:54I shouldn't be too surprised.
30:56My foot fell off in the elevator.
30:58I'll grab Bruce.
31:00You grab the arm.
31:02What?
31:02Come on!
31:03Um...
31:04We're out there!
31:05You can't do it, Bruce!
31:09Hi, Peter.
31:11Hi.
31:13What?
31:14I didn't know you were bringing company.
31:18Holy shit!
31:19A cyborg man!
31:25And besides not running off a lawnmower engine,
31:28your design is like 50% go-kart.
31:30I mean, if you want, I could paint you some flames around the sides.
31:33No, thanks.
31:33I just need to get out of here so I can go find my son.
31:37Liv drew that.
31:38Oh, yeah.
31:39Well, the deputy here, she's quite the artist.
31:40She puts that painting pig down at the county fair to shame.
31:43Although she's got the advantage, right?
31:45She can use a hand.
31:46She ain't got to put the pencil in her mouth like Lil' Pigasso.
31:48Oh, yeah.
31:49Oh, yeah.
31:51To be honest, I'm kind of glad you followed me here.
31:54Peter's proof that aliens are real.
31:57Well, you don't have to pretend to doubt anymore.
32:00Now, hold on one second, all right?
32:02Everything you've been told me about this project...
32:04You can call me Peter.
32:06This Peter here?
32:07Is that he was made by some shadowy black ops,
32:10Pentagon, clandestine strike force group sons of bitches, right?
32:13Not some aliens.
32:14You know, I've met a lot of people like you in my line of work.
32:18Hell, I was you once.
32:20The mind is a strange thing.
32:22We can believe in things that make no logical sense,
32:26like love,
32:28but reject things that we see right in front of us.
32:31Just ask yourself this.
32:32Why would the government spend billions of dollars
32:35on turning a 70-year-old podcaster into a weapon?
32:40I don't know.
32:41Well, they've told me you saw an alien that night,
32:44and you captured it
32:45before the government came and cleared the scene.
32:49Let me guess.
32:50They told you it was a radiation leak,
32:51and you think you're seeing things.
32:53Because I was seeing things.
32:55I put the alien in my trunk,
32:56and then it disappeared.
32:59Tell me.
33:00You ever wonder why it wasn't in the trunk?
33:04He's disintegrating.
33:06Quick, Bruce.
33:07How can we stop the Graves from sending orbs after our friend?
33:10You can't.
33:11They won't call off the orbs
33:13until they find what they're looking for.
33:15Bruce, I need you to help me.
33:18When I was on the ship,
33:19the Graves did something to me
33:20to block my true alien form.
33:23So whatever strength you have left,
33:26use it to reverse it.
33:29Also, I stole my wallet.
33:30Okay.
33:31Harry, they didn't block your powers.
33:33How can that be?
33:34Every time I try to access my alien energy,
33:37energy, I feel nothing.
33:39Graves have always been jealous
33:41of your people's abilities.
33:43They wouldn't block your energy.
33:46They'd steal it.
33:48His energy?
33:49Everything in the universe is energy, sweetheart.
33:52They separated out Harry's atomic alien particles
33:56and left the rest.
33:57Sorry, Harry, but you're human.
34:03This is impossible.
34:05There must be some way to reverse it,
34:07some way for me to get my alien energy back.
34:10And my wallet!
34:12Graves would never give it up.
34:14Not without getting something they want more in return.
34:17I think the wallet is kind of an HR issue.
34:21I know what I'm going to do.
34:22I'm going to give the Graves what they really want.
34:24You, the great effector!
34:27Wait, what?
34:28Yeah, what?
34:30When humans lie to themselves,
34:32it's called rationalizing.
34:34How?
34:35Ugh!
34:38Because it's rational to do whatever you can
34:41to make yourself feel better.
34:43Well, it's been a long time
34:46Since I felt the wind move
34:50Strong and sweet
34:53Stars?
34:55I didn't know you were coming over.
34:57Hey.
34:57Everything okay?
34:59I was just dropping off Daisy's blankie.
35:02Forgot to put it with the rest of her things.
35:04Looks like an awfully big bag for just a blankie.
35:07Might be a couple other things.
35:09There I bought one or two books,
35:11a few toys,
35:11and a bread-shaped pillow.
35:14That was more for me, so...
35:16You know what?
35:17You came all this way.
35:19You want to hold her?
35:19Um...
35:21Okay.
35:23Yeah.
35:24Just for a second.
35:25Yeah.
35:26Oh!
35:27Here you go.
35:28Oh, my God!
35:32Hi!
35:35Oh!
35:35Oh!
35:39Don't tell Asta.
35:40Don't you die on me,
35:48not before I finish betraying you!
35:51Perry, you can't do this.
35:53Bruce saved you,
35:54and now you're trying to sacrifice him
35:55just to get what you want.
35:57You don't do that to your friends.
35:58What do you care?
36:00It is the same thing you did with Joseph!
36:02What?
36:02No, I didn't.
36:03Yes, you did.
36:04You used him for what you wanted.
36:05He got hurt.
36:07We are the same.
36:08Oh, God, you're right.
36:12I cannot find a pulse.
36:14Oh!
36:16It's no use!
36:18The Grays would not even want him.
36:20Oh, what good is he?
36:22They would not even be able to torture him.
36:24Harry, I forgive you for trying to betray me.
36:28You gave me the best day and a half of my entire life.
36:32I got to see the most beautiful planet,
36:35saw my first sunset,
36:37and I may have married a Greek man named Milos last night.
36:42I don't know.
36:43I was pretty drunk.
36:44Yes, you said that you could help.
36:46Please, hurry.
36:47Your body is souping.
36:49I know what the Grays want.
36:53Why are you whispering?
36:55You're speaking telepathically.
37:00Oh.
37:00Hey!
37:10Sorry I'm late.
37:15Who are you?
37:16Oh.
37:18Um.
37:20Oh.
37:21A romantic card.
37:22Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
37:24And, um.
37:26And a check.
37:27For ten dollars made out to cash.
37:30I didn't know your last name.
37:32I, now that we're getting back together,
37:34I, I want to establish some boundaries.
37:37You can do whatever you want to me,
37:39and I will always come back to you.
37:40Stop.
37:41That's, that's not why I called.
37:43Ah.
37:44I understand.
37:45I understand.
37:45I can assure you, I am injured, but I am all man.
37:49I still have most of my penis.
37:53Um, no.
37:54I called you to apologize.
37:57I used you.
37:59Because I wanted help with the mantid,
38:00and I shouldn't have done that.
38:01And I, and I never should have made you feel like you had to
38:03fight aliens to win my love.
38:06But come on, Joseph.
38:08You don't love me.
38:10But I do.
38:12I, um, when we're apart, the world is
38:15dark and empty.
38:18But with you, it's bright.
38:20And the mean voices in my head aren't as loud.
38:24That's what I mean.
38:25That's, that's not love.
38:27It's fear.
38:28Will you be in fear with me?
38:29No.
38:30No, that's, that's not a thing.
38:34Um, okay.
38:36Uh, you're on your own for the first time,
38:40and you're really scared.
38:42I get that.
38:43You know, I'm scared, too.
38:46But you can't let it control you.
38:50My whole life has been about the Greys
38:53and doing awful things for them.
38:57I mean, look what we did to Ben and Kate's baby.
39:01Being with you made me feel good.
39:05Made me feel like
39:06I could be good.
39:10What if I never feel that way again?
39:13If you felt good with me,
39:18it's only because I brought up the good
39:20that's already inside you.
39:25I felt good with you, too.
39:27You know?
39:29And there's plenty of good in us.
39:30We just, we just have to find it.
39:32Oh, baby
39:34Where have you gone?
39:40I've been missing you
39:43since you came along
39:47Ooh, mama, tell him
39:49I don't want to give my life away to anyone
39:54Ooh, mama, tell him
39:57I don't want to give my life away to anyone
40:02Son of a bitch.
40:10I believe in aliens.
40:12And this is our ultra-special sweet
40:15equipped with our best working microwave.
40:17Whatever you cook in it
40:19comes out tasting like the best fish sticks.
40:27Actually, um, this one could use a pair
40:31for cleaning.
40:33So, uh...
40:34I don't want to give my life away to anyone
40:40Humanity is infectious.
40:42If you let it,
40:44it will get into your blood
40:45and travel all the way to your heart.
40:52Many things connected
40:54Hello?
40:55Hello?
40:55I don't know where your baby is
41:02but I know that she's on
41:03Earth
41:04and she's safe
41:07from Joseph
41:09Hon?
41:25I do not care now that I have a human body.
41:51I am not afraid of becoming too human
41:54because I do not lie to myself
41:56about what I am.
41:58Bruce was my friend
41:59and I tried to sacrifice him
42:00to the greys for my own gain.
42:02I now know that even without
42:04my alien energy
42:05I still have my cold, dark, alien heart.
42:16Huh?
42:17Goodbye, my friend
42:31You will be missed
42:34Before Bruce died
42:44he told me there was one thing
42:45I could trade to the greys
42:47The technology of my people
42:49Powerful enough
42:50the greys could use it
42:51to destroy my home planet
42:53But if that will get me
42:55my alien energy back
42:56it is a price
42:57I am willing to pay
42:58I need that technology
43:01and I know where to find it
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