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00:00Can I die now? No. I mean, she's just like, it's my friend. I'm like, that's cool.
00:07Get in there.
00:11What's the least useful superpower you'd still kind of want?
00:15Yeah, that is hard.
00:17The least useful?
00:18They made a movie about that once I used to love as a kid.
00:21What movie?
00:21Mystery Men. Have you ever heard of this?
00:23So what was a superpower?
00:24It was just like a group of superheroes that have like useless powers.
00:27I am the Waffler.
00:29Waffler!
00:31It's a really random movie.
00:33We'll keep talking.
00:34Probably having my bangs always look good.
00:36Well, that's useful, isn't it?
00:37But it's not useful for anyone else.
00:39Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:40So it's like only useful for me.
00:42It's like, it's a very selfish.
00:43Yeah.
00:43Maybe I want to blow dry so my hair is always looking gorgeous.
00:47So it's all about hair, right?
00:49It's all hair?
00:49It's about hair.
00:50Hair.
00:50Yeah.
00:51What would yours be?
00:52The ability to have my hair look great.
00:54Yeah.
00:54Hair.
00:55The superpower of good hair.
00:56What's your most unhinged but deeply correct take on weddings?
01:01I hate talks of foreverness.
01:04Our first trip as a couple.
01:07I don't...
01:09I'm not really...
01:11You're not really what?
01:14Looking for a relationship?
01:17Oh, okay.
01:18Controversial.
01:18Just don't believe in it.
01:19Yeah.
01:19Okay.
01:20Mine is, I think it's really unfair that single people don't get plus ones.
01:26Because I've gone to a lot of weddings as a single girl, and I think sometimes you just
01:32want to bring a friend.
01:33And just because I don't have a husband doesn't mean I don't want a buddy.
01:38You've got to pay for another head.
01:39It's expensive.
01:40No, I get it, but that's my deeply...
01:43Everybody's...
01:44Yeah.
01:44What are the people who are partnerships get?
01:47You know, you have to pay for their...
01:48You pay for them.
01:49I've been to some weddings where they're like, you can't bring your partner.
01:51But that, I think it's fine.
01:52I think if it's like...
01:53That's a little f***ed up.
01:53I think if it's to everyone.
01:54I think if it's to everyone.
01:55But you know who I'm talking about right now.
01:57I think if it's to everyone, it's okay.
01:59That's a little screwed up.
02:00Just the single people.
02:01That happened to me.
02:02I was the one who couldn't come.
02:04So, just so you know, you know who you are.
02:07Go real deep in here.
02:08This is a microphone, by the way.
02:09What show, movie, or song ruined you emotionally as a child, but you kept watching anyway?
02:17Carrie.
02:18When I was seven.
02:20And that did a number on me.
02:23Oh, sorry.
02:24Face Off.
02:25His face.
02:27Yeah, that's great.
02:28But I didn't keep watching it.
02:30I walked out of the theater.
02:31Mine is Stardust.
02:32Because there was like women kissing and it was so horny.
02:38And it was too little to understand it.
02:40And then I watched it again and I was like, what is going on?
02:42You just saw the women kissing and I went, okay.
02:46I love Michelle Pfeiffer.
02:49Who's one celeb who followed you?
02:50And you were like, okay, I can die now.
02:52Oh.
02:53Oh.
02:53Oh.
02:54Oh my God.
02:55Oh.
02:55Wow.
02:58Okay, I can die now.
03:02Florence Pugh just followed me and I'm such a big fan of hers.
03:06And.
03:07Beautiful actress.
03:08And just a beautiful actress that I look up to.
03:10So that was sweet.
03:11I don't have one.
03:12Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:12I don't know.
03:13I'm going to go Florence Pugh.
03:14She doesn't follow me.
03:16I don't know.
03:17I don't know mine.
03:19Because everyone follows you.
03:20No, I just know.
03:23Follows.
03:23No, I don't know.
03:25I wish I could answer this.
03:27But I really don't know.
03:28I mean, you've been in a movie with Emma Watson.
03:30She's cool.
03:31Yeah, she's great.
03:32She probably follows you.
03:33Yeah, I mean, probably.
03:34Yeah, yeah.
03:35Yeah, I mean, well, you know.
03:36Can I die now?
03:37No.
03:38I mean, she's just like, this is my friend.
03:39I'm like, that's cool.
03:40We're friends.
03:41We follow each other.
03:42That's what it is.
03:43There's got to be someone I don't know.
03:45What food do you irrationally judge people for liking?
03:48I didn't like oysters until three years ago.
03:51I never had one.
03:51And I was like, that's disgusting.
03:52Why would anyone eat an oyster?
03:54And then I tried one.
03:55And I was like, I get it.
03:56They're delicious.
03:56And I love them.
03:57Uncrustables.
03:58I'm like, just get some fucking bread and peanut butter
04:03or whatever jelly you want.
04:05Make it yourself.
04:05You really got to.
04:06Like, people who like Uncrustables are passionate about Uncrustables.
04:11And I just don't get that.
04:13I think people, so there's nothing wrong with eating steak.
04:16Okay.
04:17But people that are like, I want a steak.
04:20Like, you know what I mean?
04:22And it's just like, relax.
04:23You're like, it feels performative.
04:24It's like, relax.
04:25Yeah, yeah.
04:26We get it.
04:26Yeah.
04:27Like me the other night when I was like, I want a steak.
04:30You were secretly judging me.
04:31Yeah.
04:31And then you ate all my chicken.
04:32Wow.
04:33I literally ate my steak and your chicken.
04:35Okay.
04:35What's your Roman empire that no one else cares about?
04:39Hmm.
04:40I am obsessed with fruit.
04:41I think about fruit all the time.
04:43I think about seasonal fruit constantly.
04:46I love trying new fruits.
04:48And that's really, like, my passion in life is fruit.
04:53Shout out to fruit.
04:54Yeah.
04:54Yeah.
04:54Generally speaking.
04:55Mine is childbirth.
04:57I just think it's crazy.
04:59And when I was a child, I wanted to be a midwife.
05:01And then I realized you needed, like, medical information to do that.
05:05So I pivoted.
05:06But I do think there's something really just so endlessly fascinating about the idea of boathing a human.
05:13Mommy.
05:14I love frozen yogurt.
05:16So I've been going to this place cultured here for 10 years.
05:20Now TikTok has made it big and I can't go there anymore.
05:24And I can't wait in the line.
05:25So I just need another location.

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