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Dave had to use his wife's body wash today and couldn't stop smelling himself. He wanted someone else on the show to smell him so they knew what he was talking about. Did anyone do it?
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00:00I'm ready to make out with myself today.
00:12Can you stop that?
00:14I am.
00:15I used Amber's body wash because mine was all done.
00:20So you smell like Hulk Hogan kind of right now?
00:22I kind of do in tribute to the Hulkster.
00:24I almost thought of doing it.
00:26It was just a weird coincidence.
00:27Yeah, I couldn't find anything.
00:29I never smell my body wash on me.
00:33You know what I mean?
00:33To me, it doesn't linger.
00:35Yeah, because you probably just have like a normal...
00:38Yeah, like wood and cedars.
00:39Yeah, like whatever, you know?
00:40This is intoxicating.
00:42First of all, it was so thick.
00:45Easy now.
00:46No, but like it was hard to rinse off.
00:48Like I kept rinsing and I kept feeling like there was stuff on me.
00:51It must be designed to kind of linger like that.
00:54I guess.
00:54I don't smell it at all.
00:56Do you want to take a whiff?
00:57Anyone want to take a whiff?
00:58I do not want to smell it.
00:59I don't want to take a whiff.
01:00Honestly, it's beautiful.
01:01I do not want to smell you.
01:02Someone needs to smell me.
01:04I'm not smelling you.
01:05You want me to smell you right now?
01:05Go to the ear and smell me.
01:06Oh my God.
01:07Yep.
01:09Okay, who's making it weird now?
01:10It's him.
01:12It's Dave, right?
01:12We all know who the weird one is.
01:14Dave's making it weird.
01:15He wants someone to smell him.
01:16He wants you to smell him.
01:17He wants you to smell him.
01:18It smells good.
01:19Dave smells like a woman.
01:25Dave, right now, Dave smells like a beautiful woman.
01:29You do.
01:29It smells good.
01:30Yeah, right?
01:31I'm not going to be able to take my eyes off you.
01:33You're not the only one who wants to make out with you now, Dave.
01:36You're not alone.
01:37Too much.
01:38Oh, you made a man smell you.
01:39Flag, flag.
01:40Hold on a second.
01:41Lots of flags.
01:42No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:44I think I smell it now.
01:45You had me smell you.
01:46Yeah, I think I do.
01:47How do I get the flag?
01:48Well, I mean, I think the proper response is like what I said.
01:52No.
01:54Oh, well.
01:55You smell like Amber today.
01:56You really want me to smell it.
01:57I know, I do.
01:57I smell like my wife.
01:58And I don't know why I feel like.
02:00But she knows what turns me on.
02:01Right.
02:02See, that, it makes me realize, well, I can't smell Dave.
02:05That's an intimate thing between Amber and you.
02:08I don't need to know what Amber smells like when you smell her.
02:11It's just, it smells like the islands.
02:14Yeah, but I know what you guys are doing and what you're up to.
02:18I don't need to be privy to any of that.
02:21Yes, I penetrate her.
02:21You know now.
02:22You kind of know, right?
02:23I do.
02:23Yeah, you kind of know what it's like.
02:25I hope your kids never hear you say that.
02:27Oh, my God.
02:28I penetrate her.
02:30Oh, he said so many things that are embarrassing.
02:32That's probably one of the least embarrassing things Dave said.
02:34I hope his kids never hear.
02:35What a way to say it.
02:37I know.
02:37You're right.
02:38But if they've heard any of it.
02:40One person penetrates each other.
02:42Well, actually not.
02:43But generally, one person penetrates the other.
02:45Right.
02:46Yes.
02:48Sometimes it's both.
02:49Sometimes it is both.
02:51Other times it's just one sided.
02:53Right.
02:54Dave is talking about things that I hope his kids never, ever hear.
03:00Me too.
03:00About him.
03:01Me too.
03:01But hey, just for the show.
03:02But I almost did it.
03:03I almost like tried to find some coconut and vanilla scents that maybe Stella would have
03:13lying around.
03:14And I was going to just cake myself in it.
03:16And to smell like Hulk Hogan.
03:18I don't remember how this, how this all happened.
03:22The whole Hulk Hogan smell thing.
03:23You smelled coconut and said it smells like Hulk Hogan.
03:26Why did I say that though?
03:27I don't know.
03:28I do not know.
03:28But ever since I smell it, I'm always like Hulk Hogan.
03:31I think because.
03:32Say that it doesn't make sense.
03:33Because he lives in Florida and he's a blonde surfer look and maybe think he smells like coconut.
03:39He had a luxurious dance.
03:40Is that why I said that?
03:42It had to.
03:43It's the only thing that makes sense.
03:44My brain is weird.
03:44I don't get it.
03:45Your brain went right.
03:46That was when you were weird.
03:47That was weird.
03:48That was weird.
03:49But yeah, we throw a flag now.
03:52Yeah, absolutely.
03:53It smells like Hulk Hogan in here.
03:55It's stuck with you guys.
03:56Well, because it's the strangest thing anyone's ever said.
03:59It's one of the funniest things I've ever heard in my life.
04:02It smells like Hulk Hogan in here.
04:03It's like, oh my God, someone in here smells like Hulk Hogan.
04:05Whoever has ever said that in their life, no one.
04:06It's the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life.
04:08R.I.P.
04:09No one.
04:11It doesn't make sense.
04:12It makes me want to smell like Hulk Hogan.
04:15What smell would you say you got?
04:16I don't know.
04:17It just smells like a lady.
04:19It smells like a good lady.
04:21That's what you smell like right now.
04:22You smell like a lady.
04:23A good lady.
04:24It's odd.
04:24Like I'm longing for it.
04:26Yeah.
04:26I want another whiff.
04:27It's very feminine.
04:29Like I wish I had a little bit of it in here.
04:30I don't want to smell your arm again.
04:32Yeah.
04:32Did you feel my mustache tickle your arm?
04:34No, thank God.
04:35There was no skin to skin contact.
04:38I was kind of ready to blow it away.
04:40Blow on it a bit.
04:41In case you got weird with it.
04:42Yeah.
04:42A little lick.
04:43Yeah.
04:44In case you got weird with it, I was like, okay.
04:47Yeah.
04:47Give me a taste.
04:48Don't taste me, Jason.
04:49Does your crotch smell that way?
04:50Hey.
04:50Enough.
04:51I bet it does.
04:52Sure.
04:52It was all over me.
04:53It's pretty wild.
04:54It was all over me.
04:54That's pretty wild.
04:55I'm going to end up penetrating it.
04:57Okay.
04:58See?
04:58All right.
04:59There we go, Lisa.
05:00Come on.
05:00Light on the plane.
05:02You started it.
05:02You kind of started it.
05:04It's all on you.
05:05The whole penalty is on you.
05:06Because, you know, I just, when I smell this, I just get overpowered.
05:09Why?
05:10What did he come in and say he wanted to make out with himself?
05:12Yeah, he wants to make out with himself.
05:13That's what he came in from break saying that.
05:14Then he forced me to sniff his arm.
05:16Yeah, exactly.
05:17He forced you.
05:17He didn't force you.
05:17He didn't force you.
05:18No, no.
05:19He didn't force you.
05:19You voluntarily came in.
05:21Thank you, Lisa.
05:21Oh, come on.
05:22See, she calls it like she sees it.
05:23Don't take his side.
05:24Well, I'm not.
05:24She calls it like she sees it.
05:26I'm not, but.
05:28The rest of us are like, no, thank you.
05:30No, thanks.
05:30Yeah, we have to say no, thank you.
05:31No, thank you.
05:32I didn't want to leave him hanging.
05:33You really wanted someone to get a whiff.
05:34He was getting upset.
05:35Right?
05:36I just wanted someone to realize just how good I smell.
05:38I know Al and Court are very happy that you went in and smelled.
05:42I'll give them a whiff later.
05:43I'm locking my door.
05:44Yeah.
05:45Smart.
05:45You shouldn't.
05:46Smells good.
05:47I know, right?
05:48Yeah.
05:49I honestly think Dave's the weirdest guy on the show.
05:51Oh, yeah.
05:51Yeah.
05:52No, I know.
05:53I know that.
05:54I mean, you are.
05:55You try not to be, kind of.
05:58Like, you're like, I'm normal guy.
06:00But you are.
06:00Yeah, that's what I do.
06:01Yeah.
06:02I'm just a normal guy.
06:03I'm just a normal guy.
06:05I'm a nutter.
06:06No, but you do.
06:08Yes.
06:08But then you're just kind of weird.
06:10You come up with some things I don't know.
06:12I tried on some female body wash today.
06:15You want to make out with yourself.
06:16Get in here.
06:17Get in here and kiss me and smell me.
06:20I did not say kiss me.
06:21I would have preferred, of course, for Lisa to smell me.
06:24No, I can't.
06:24That's weird.
06:25I know.
06:25That's weird.
06:26So that's why I didn't push that.
06:28Like, if I went over and tried to smell Lisa, like, it's all, you know, flag, flag.
06:33Lots of flags.
06:34You know, you just can't sniff your coworkers, usually.
06:37No.
06:37No.
06:37Usually.
06:38Usually.
06:38Usually.
06:39Jason.
06:40It doesn't bother me.
06:41No.
06:41I'll sniff all of you.
06:42I know you will.
06:43You want me to.
06:44Well, you're junior upskirt, of course.
06:45You're probably watching to sniff all of us.
06:47You didn't see me take a pee?
06:48Yeah.
06:48I didn't have to look too hard.
06:50Surprised you didn't smell your legs.
06:52Looking up my shorts.
06:53You don't have to look far.
06:55No.
06:55Okay.
06:55Junior upskirt.
06:56That's enough.
06:57Yep.
06:57There we go.
06:58I'm grateful that you guys smell good, though.
07:00Right.
07:01So.
07:01We do.
07:02We all take showers.
07:04We take showers.
07:04I'm grateful for that.
07:06But mine was not intentional, but it is a nice little tribute to Hulk Hogan.
07:11It is.
07:12That is nice.
07:13This is my tribute to Hulk Hogan.
07:13Honestly, I swear to God, yesterday when I heard the Hulkster died, I was like, I should
07:17probably get some stuff to smell like Hulk Hogan.
07:20And I'm not weird at all, right?
07:21Right.
07:22Right.
07:22Yeah, no, I'm totally fine.
07:23No.
07:23No, I know I'm weird, too.
07:25We're all weird.
07:26Yes.
07:26Some of us could be weirder than others, and some of us just have our moments.
07:29But I just, when you can't stop smelling yourself, that's a problem.
07:34Like, I can never use this again.
07:35Well, I don't think that you should, like, I think maybe the move might have been to go
07:42and grab some of Aiden's stuff.
07:46No, he's in the basement for God.
07:48I ain't nobody got time for that.
07:49That's too far.
07:51I mean, you're in the shower.
07:52You gotta grab whatever it is.
07:52I'm in the shower.
07:53Mine's like.
07:54Yeah.
07:55Yeah.
07:55You gotta clean with something.
07:56I guess.
07:58I had to do it.
07:58But if I was gonna do that, it's all purple and, you know.
08:03But honestly, when I smell my wife, I thought this was maybe like a perfume or a body spray.
08:08It's just her.
08:08Turns out it's just this body wash is so strong.
08:11Yeah.
08:12But I love it.
08:13Love it.
08:14We have a ban in the bathroom on the soap.
08:16No coconut soap.
08:17Right.
08:18Oh, yeah, we can.
08:19He was getting boners.
08:19Because I can't be attracted to anyone around here.
08:21Exactly.
08:22Exactly.
08:23Make it weird.
08:24Yeah.
08:25You could just control yourself.
08:26Yeah.
08:26I mean, he can't do that.
08:27I can't.
08:28I'm powerless against that odor.
08:29No, I'm controlling myself right now.
08:31I know.
08:32Barely.
08:33Give me a weird look.
08:34He's really, really staring.
08:35He's staring.
08:35He's staring.
08:35You've been looking at me for 10 minutes.
08:37Well, he just keeps sniffing it.
08:38That's what I keep looking at.
08:39I know.
08:40He sniffed himself.
08:41I'm smelling his arm.
08:42Probably.
08:43Like, imagine.
08:43Like, you guys would think I had something going on if all of a sudden I just was like,
08:47smelling myself all the time, which I'm sure I smell like Dove, but nothing sexual.
08:58I don't have a sexual smell right now.
09:00We're going to move on here.
09:02Okay.
09:02Let's move on.
09:02Let's move on.
09:03Let's make it less weird.
09:04Amber's sexual smell.
09:05Let's make it less weird in a second.
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