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Married To A Superstar As The Housewife - Full HD Movie
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00:00:00You and your husband are so sweet.
00:00:02You always remember to buy his favorite pizza.
00:00:05Sweet?
00:00:06We haven't gotten busy since Thanksgiving three years ago.
00:00:11Look at them!
00:00:12That's what we call sweet.
00:00:14I wish my hubby was like that.
00:00:17Fuck! That's actually my husband!
00:00:19You jerk cheating on me behind my back!
00:00:21Aubrey!
00:00:22Let me sprint!
00:00:24Wait!
00:00:25Wait!
00:00:26Stop!
00:00:27All right, enough!
00:00:32Cut it out!
00:00:33I wouldn't have to be out here messing around if you didn't push me to do it.
00:00:40Look at yourself.
00:00:41Sloppy.
00:00:42You're rude.
00:00:44Totally unfeminine.
00:00:47I want a divorce.
00:00:49Crazy lady.
00:00:57Karma will get that scumbag.
00:01:00No need for karma.
00:01:01I can handle this myself.
00:01:02Hand me the car key.
00:01:13Chris.
00:01:14Leo snucked the role you wanted.
00:01:16No way.
00:01:17Why him?
00:01:18I cannot understand that.
00:01:20He has fewer Instagram followers than me and his last movie made only a hundred million dollars.
00:01:25The director's looking for a guy who's totally devoted to his wife.
00:01:29Leo and his wife are Hollywood's poster couple for true love.
00:01:33But what about you?
00:01:34You're a 40-year-old bachelor known around town as a total playboy.
00:01:39What if I told everyone that I've actually been in love with one woman for all those years.
00:01:46But she's married and all my wild dating was just to try and forget her.
00:01:50You think that would lend me the role?
00:01:52Sounds more like excused me.
00:01:54That's not good enough, huh?
00:01:56All right.
00:01:57Do I have to say she just got divorced and I'm rushing to marry her?
00:02:01Vowing to never look at another supermodel again to prove I can be a committed guy?
00:02:06Now that's a story people might buy into.
00:02:09But the problem is, you're just making this up on the spot.
00:02:13All right.
00:02:16I wish a woman like that would just fall into my life for real.
00:02:23Damn it!
00:02:24Fuck.
00:02:31I'm so sorry.
00:02:32Are you nuts?
00:02:33Nuts?
00:02:36Is that all your men got?
00:02:38Yeah.
00:02:39I'm nuts.
00:02:40But you guys, eat don't cook by nuts.
00:02:42Sleep with nuts.
00:02:43Have kids with nuts.
00:02:44You are the real nuts here.
00:02:46No offense.
00:02:47But I'm Chris Roberts.
00:02:49I only sleep with supermodels under 25 years old.
00:02:54Only supermodels!
00:02:58Screw you for Chris Roberts!
00:03:00I shot the house.
00:03:16You gotta tell tonight to move out.
00:03:21Or...
00:03:22Your stuff will get thrown away.
00:03:23If you want to divorce me, fine! Go ahead!
00:03:28But how dare you sell our house without my consent!
00:03:33I'll sue you!
00:03:34Think you can afford a lawyer?
00:03:36Don't mess with me or apply for a custody for our staff.
00:03:40A jobless house like what you won't stand a chance.
00:03:44Despicable!
00:03:45So, you divorced?
00:03:47It's none of your business!
00:03:49Marry me!
00:03:53Are you insane?
00:04:00My car's worth 4 million dollars.
00:04:03You want to talk about marriage or compensation?
00:04:09This way, ma'am.
00:04:13Watch us stop, ma'am.
00:04:15Welcome, ma'am.
00:04:33Wow.
00:04:34So it's your house at 5 Central Avenue.
00:04:37I've seen it in a magazine.
00:04:38So, I get a room like this for a fake marriage?
00:04:56No.
00:04:57This is for Elizabeth, my dog.
00:04:59Yours is upstairs.
00:05:00Bigger and better.
00:05:01Forget that.
00:05:03Come sign the contract.
00:05:07Sign this, and you will be my wife.
00:05:10Sorry, what's your name again?
00:05:12Aubrey.
00:05:13Okay.
00:05:14Aubrey.
00:05:15Listen to me.
00:05:16I love you for more than 10 years.
00:05:19I heard that you're divorced.
00:05:21So, I popped the question right away.
00:05:25What?
00:05:26Really?
00:05:26Are you kidding me?
00:05:29Aubrey, this marriage is just for show.
00:05:31I hope you won't catch real feelings for me.
00:05:35Relax.
00:05:36Not falling for you as easy as drinking and eating.
00:05:38Great.
00:05:39That's amazing.
00:05:40Once I secure the role and back that Oscar,
00:05:44we'll part our ways smoothly.
00:05:46So, we stuck together until we win an Oscar?
00:05:52Might as well say, so that do us a part.
00:05:55Don't worry about that.
00:05:56I'm going to pay you an acting salary.
00:05:59The same as I do with my models and actors.
00:06:01You're Chris Roberts.
00:06:03Those actresses must earn a fortune.
00:06:06Considering our attitude, I'm going to go with minimum wage.
00:06:09Usually, they pay around 500 grand, and now, 150K.
00:06:13That's enough for you.
00:06:14Per year?
00:06:16Per month, of course.
00:06:28So, you have a son?
00:06:33Don't get me wrong.
00:06:34Just want to know more about my wife.
00:06:41Yeah.
00:06:43His name is Luke.
00:06:44He's nine.
00:06:46In summer camp,
00:06:48unaware of the divorce.
00:06:58Good lord.
00:06:59That looks calorie-packed.
00:07:02First, it's not for you.
00:07:04Second, I hate when people reduce food to calories.
00:07:07Geez, touchy.
00:07:10It'll make my loving you seem even more dramatic.
00:07:14Keep that up.
00:07:15Another thing, clear your schedule for tomorrow.
00:07:18We're meeting the director.
00:07:20Already?
00:07:20This is your first time stepping out as my wife, and I really want you to take it seriously.
00:07:26Need to dress up nicely, alright?
00:07:28Because it's going to be the first time that you're going to act as my wife.
00:07:32Come on.
00:07:33This top I'm wearing is like from the supermarket.
00:07:35I'm going to solve this problem right now.
00:07:39Hey, Brad.
00:07:41Didn't you say you could transform any woman?
00:07:45Oh.
00:07:46My.
00:07:47God.
00:07:48I didn't expect this to be such a huge project.
00:07:51But luckily, I'm a Hollywood stylish.
00:07:54Alright, girls.
00:07:55Let's get going.
00:07:58Right here.
00:07:59Are you okay, baby?
00:08:10Watch out.
00:08:11Please calm down.
00:08:12Can't you set up back here?
00:08:13Get them out of here.
00:08:15Oh, my God.
00:08:16Are you okay, baby?
00:08:22Are these ladies' fashion pieces worth the expense for her?
00:08:26She's my wife now, so yes, it's worth it.
00:08:32Baby, well, I did my best today.
00:08:36Remember, Rome wasn't built in a day.
00:08:52How do I look?
00:08:53Wow.
00:08:55You're the most beautiful you have ever seen.
00:09:01Wow.
00:09:01You sure ain't sure of that ass.
00:09:03Why aren't you closing a Victoria's Secret show this year?
00:09:07Julia, her acting skills surpassed mine.
00:09:11That's what handling a big story does to me.
00:09:14Let's go, girls.
00:09:15Thank you so much, guys.
00:09:16No problem, baby.
00:09:18Jeez, how did I not realize my backside has such potential?
00:09:24Just like Kardashians.
00:09:26Guess you regret this fake marriage now, huh?
00:09:30God is fair.
00:09:32Though he didn't bless you with a fury physique,
00:09:34he gave you unbridled confidence.
00:09:40Wow.
00:09:41You're totally gonna nail that role now.
00:09:43We look so perfect together.
00:09:45It's a match made in heaven.
00:09:47No, no, no.
00:09:59There's no spark between you two.
00:10:02You don't love your wife at all.
00:10:03I'm sorry that I can't give you this role.
00:10:06But we haven't even started talking.
00:10:08You know the law talk is about feeling.
00:10:10I don't feel your love for her.
00:10:12He's crazy about me.
00:10:15The moment I was divorced,
00:10:17he swooped in with a helicopter proposal.
00:10:21I love you, baby.
00:10:23That's because I just can't wait
00:10:24to spend the rest of my life with you.
00:10:26Come back to me.
00:10:31I will learn to be a proper lover.
00:10:36Jeez.
00:10:36Are you sure he's top Hollywood's director
00:10:39and not some charlatan?
00:10:41Yes.
00:10:41But he did catch you rolling your eyes at me.
00:10:44Maybe it's only because you ordered a cup of water
00:10:46and a steak?
00:10:47Perhaps that's to avoid your dress zipper
00:10:49bursting from one extra bite.
00:10:51Oh, you guessed right.
00:10:56Oh, much better now.
00:11:10Can you eat quieter?
00:11:12You're disturbing my reading.
00:11:14You're married?
00:11:23What's up?
00:11:25What?
00:11:25Your daughter's in the hospital with a fever?
00:11:27Of course.
00:11:28I can cover your shift today.
00:11:31Where are you going?
00:11:32The contract doesn't require me
00:11:34to report my personal itinerary to you.
00:11:36Aubrey,
00:11:44what are you doing here?
00:11:46You're not stalking me, are you?
00:11:48Listen,
00:11:49stop harassing me.
00:11:50Tiffany and I are engaged.
00:11:54Sorry to disappoint you,
00:11:55but I'm married too.
00:11:57It's not just you who found someone new.
00:11:59Jim!
00:12:00I told you she put up a front
00:12:02about finding someone else.
00:12:03I do have a husband
00:12:07and he's hotter,
00:12:09wealthier,
00:12:10and lasts longer in bed
00:12:11than you ever did.
00:12:12If he's so great,
00:12:14when's an old timer like you
00:12:16still going here serving tapes?
00:12:18Come on, man.
00:12:19Don't just stand there.
00:12:20Serve us.
00:12:22I want hot tea.
00:12:24Geeze.
00:12:35You trying to scald me?
00:12:46Are you satisfied now?
00:12:48That's better.
00:12:49Drink up, dear.
00:12:50Ouch.
00:12:53This huge diamond ring
00:12:55makes it hard to lift my hand.
00:12:57Check out my engagement ring
00:12:59from Mark.
00:13:00It's whopping two carats.
00:13:02I heard your wedding ring was
00:13:05a freebie
00:13:07that came with
00:13:08some furniture shopping,
00:13:10wasn't it?
00:13:11Wow.
00:13:12Good for you.
00:13:14And when you guys
00:13:15eventually split,
00:13:16you will get
00:13:17a nice chunk of change
00:13:19from selling
00:13:19this treasure.
00:13:22Don't stupid
00:13:23our level.
00:13:24You,
00:13:25go and get the stakes
00:13:26ready in ten minutes,
00:13:28else I'll be reporting you.
00:13:29I said
00:13:30half an hour
00:13:31when you ordered.
00:13:32Then
00:13:33figure it out.
00:13:35Wait.
00:13:37Top of my water.
00:13:41Mary,
00:13:45you owe me
00:13:45a proper meal.
00:13:47I'll refrain
00:13:47from stabbing
00:13:48those two
00:13:48for your job's sake.
00:13:53Aubrey?
00:13:53Why are you
00:13:54waitressing?
00:13:55We're not really
00:13:56married.
00:13:56What I do
00:13:56is none
00:13:57of your business.
00:14:01Let's go.
00:14:01The advertisers
00:14:02are waiting.
00:14:05Keep an eye on her.
00:14:07Make sure nobody
00:14:08messes with her.
00:14:09I'm not her agent.
00:14:10But she's my wife,
00:14:11at least on paper.
00:14:12Okay guys,
00:14:13if you don't need
00:14:14anything else,
00:14:15I'm gonna head out
00:14:15and change shifts.
00:14:17Oh my god,
00:14:19my ring,
00:14:20it's gone.
00:14:22Since you're the only
00:14:23one serving us,
00:14:24I suspect you
00:14:25stole my ring.
00:14:26Just because you're
00:14:27a bitch
00:14:27doesn't mean
00:14:28everyone is.
00:14:29I wouldn't even
00:14:29want to touch
00:14:31the stuff you've worn,
00:14:32let alone steal it.
00:14:33Denying won't help.
00:14:36It's on you
00:14:37somewhere.
00:14:37Oh,
00:14:38this is proof.
00:14:46I'm gonna have you
00:14:48fired.
00:14:49No way,
00:14:50you're framing me
00:14:50on purpose.
00:14:57Got it.
00:14:58Get the restaurant owner
00:14:59over here for me.
00:14:59You and your husband
00:15:04are so sweet.
00:15:05You always remember
00:15:06to buy his favorite pizza.
00:15:08Sweet?
00:15:09We haven't gotten busy
00:15:11since Thanksgiving
00:15:12three years ago.
00:15:14Look at them.
00:15:15That's what we call sweet.
00:15:17I wish my hubby
00:15:18was like that.
00:15:18That's actually my husband.
00:15:22You jerk
00:15:23cheating on me
00:15:23behind my back.
00:15:24Aubrey,
00:15:25let me explain.
00:15:27Wait, wait, wait.
00:15:29Stop.
00:15:32All right,
00:15:34enough.
00:15:35Cut it out.
00:15:36I wouldn't have
00:15:38to be out here
00:15:39messing around
00:15:40if you
00:15:41didn't push me
00:15:42to do it.
00:15:44Look at yourself.
00:15:45Sloppy,
00:15:46rude,
00:15:47totally
00:15:48effeminate.
00:15:50I want a divorce.
00:15:52Crazy lady.
00:16:01Karma,
00:16:02forget that scumbag.
00:16:03No need for karma.
00:16:04I can't handle this myself.
00:16:05Hand me the car key.
00:16:16Chris,
00:16:17Leo snucked the row
00:16:18you wanted.
00:16:18No way.
00:16:21Why him?
00:16:22I cannot understand that.
00:16:23He has fewer
00:16:24Instagram followers
00:16:25than me
00:16:25and his last movie
00:16:26made only
00:16:27a hundred million dollars.
00:16:28The director's
00:16:29looking for a guy
00:16:30who's totally
00:16:30devoted to his wife.
00:16:32Leo and his wife
00:16:33are Hollywood's
00:16:34poster couple
00:16:34for true love.
00:16:36But what about you?
00:16:37You're a 40-year-old
00:16:38bachelor
00:16:39known around town
00:16:40as a total playboy.
00:16:42What if
00:16:43I told everyone
00:16:44that I've actually
00:16:46been in love
00:16:46with one woman
00:16:47for all those years?
00:16:49But she's married
00:16:50and all my wild dating
00:16:51was just to try
00:16:52and forget her.
00:16:53You think that
00:16:54would lend me the role?
00:16:55Sounds more like
00:16:55excused me.
00:16:57That's not good enough, huh?
00:16:59Alright.
00:17:00Do I have to say
00:17:01she just got divorced
00:17:02and I'm rushing
00:17:03to marry her?
00:17:04Vowing to never look
00:17:05at another supermodel again
00:17:07to prove I can be
00:17:08a committed guy?
00:17:09Now that's a story
00:17:10people might buy into.
00:17:11But the problem is
00:17:14you're just making
00:17:15this up
00:17:15on the spot.
00:17:16Alright.
00:17:19I wish a woman
00:17:20like that
00:17:21would just
00:17:21fall into my life
00:17:22for real.
00:17:26Damn it!
00:17:27Fuck.
00:17:34I'm so sorry.
00:17:35Are you nuts?
00:17:36Nuts?
00:17:40Is that all
00:17:41your men got?
00:17:41Yeah, I'm nuts.
00:17:43But you guys
00:17:43eat food cooked by nuts.
00:17:45Sleep with nuts.
00:17:46Have kids with nuts.
00:17:47You are the real nuts here.
00:17:48No offense.
00:17:50But I'm Chris Roberts.
00:17:52I only sleep
00:17:52with supermodels
00:17:53under 25 years old.
00:17:57Only supermodels!
00:18:01Screw you,
00:18:02Chris Roberts!
00:18:12Shit!
00:18:18I sold the house.
00:18:21You got till tonight
00:18:22to move out.
00:18:23Or
00:18:24your stuff
00:18:25will be thrown away.
00:18:27If you want to
00:18:29divorce me,
00:18:29fine!
00:18:30Go ahead!
00:18:31But how dare you
00:18:33sell our house
00:18:34without my consent!
00:18:36I'll sue you!
00:18:38Think you can
00:18:38afford a lawyer?
00:18:40Don't mess with me
00:18:41or a fight for
00:18:42custody for our son.
00:18:43Jobless housewife
00:18:44like you
00:18:45won't stand a chance.
00:18:47Despicable!
00:18:48So,
00:18:49you divorced?
00:18:50It's none of your business!
00:18:52Marry me!
00:19:00Are you insane?
00:19:04My car's worth
00:19:05$4 million.
00:19:06You want to talk
00:19:07about marriage
00:19:08or compensation?
00:19:12This way, Mom.
00:19:17Watch us that, Mom.
00:19:18Welcome, Ma'am.
00:19:36Wow.
00:19:37So it's your house
00:19:39at 5th Central Avenue.
00:19:40I've seen it
00:19:41in a magazine.
00:19:41So, I get a room
00:19:57like this
00:19:58for a fake marriage?
00:19:59No.
00:20:00This is for Elizabeth,
00:20:01my dog.
00:20:02Yours is upstairs.
00:20:04Bigger and better.
00:20:05Forget that.
00:20:06Come sign the contract.
00:20:07Sign this
00:20:12and you will
00:20:12be my wife.
00:20:14Sorry,
00:20:14what's your name again?
00:20:16Aubrey.
00:20:16Okay.
00:20:17Aubrey,
00:20:18listen to me.
00:20:19I love you
00:20:20for more than
00:20:2110 years.
00:20:22I heard
00:20:23that you're divorced.
00:20:25So,
00:20:25I popped the question
00:20:27right away.
00:20:28What?
00:20:29Really?
00:20:30Are you kidding me?
00:20:32Aubrey,
00:20:32this marriage
00:20:33is just for show.
00:20:34I hope you won't
00:20:35catch real feelings
00:20:36for me.
00:20:38Relax.
00:20:39Not falling for you
00:20:40as easy as drinking
00:20:41and eating.
00:20:42Great.
00:20:42That's amazing.
00:20:44Once I secure the role
00:20:45and back that Oscar,
00:20:47we'll part our ways
00:20:48smoothly.
00:20:51So we stuck together
00:20:52until we win an Oscar?
00:20:55Might as well say
00:20:56till that do us a part.
00:20:58Don't worry about that.
00:20:59I'm going to pay you
00:21:00an acting salary.
00:21:02The same as I do
00:21:03with my models and actors.
00:21:05You're Chris Roberts.
00:21:06Those actresses
00:21:07must earn a fortune.
00:21:09Considering our attitude,
00:21:10I'm going to go
00:21:11with minimum wage.
00:21:12Usually,
00:21:13they pay around
00:21:13500 grand
00:21:14and now,
00:21:15150K.
00:21:17That's enough for you.
00:21:19Per year?
00:21:20Per month,
00:21:20of course.
00:21:31Oh,
00:21:34So you have a son?
00:21:36Don't get me wrong.
00:21:38Just want to know
00:21:38more about my wife.
00:21:45Yeah.
00:21:46His name is Luke.
00:21:48He's nine.
00:21:48In summer camp,
00:21:51I'm aware of the divorce.
00:21:52Good lord.
00:22:03That looks calorie-packed.
00:22:05First,
00:22:06it's not for you.
00:22:07Second,
00:22:08I hate when people
00:22:09reduce food to calories.
00:22:11Jeez,
00:22:12touchy.
00:22:13It'll make my loving you
00:22:15seem even more dramatic.
00:22:17Keep that up.
00:22:18Another thing,
00:22:19clear your schedule
00:22:20for tomorrow
00:22:21for meeting the director.
00:22:23Already?
00:22:25This is your first time
00:22:26stepping out as my wife
00:22:27and I really want
00:22:28you to take it seriously.
00:22:30You need to dress up nicely,
00:22:31alright?
00:22:31Because it's going to be
00:22:32the first time
00:22:33that you're going to act
00:22:34as my wife.
00:22:35Come on.
00:22:36This top I'm wearing
00:22:37is like from the supermarket.
00:22:39I'll solve this problem
00:22:40right now.
00:22:42Hey, Brad.
00:22:44Didn't you say
00:22:45you could transform
00:22:46any woman?
00:22:48Oh.
00:22:49My.
00:22:50God.
00:22:51I didn't expect
00:22:52this to be such a
00:22:53huge project.
00:22:54Luckily,
00:22:55I'm a Hollywood-stylish.
00:22:57Alright, girls.
00:22:59Let's get going.
00:23:00Ooh.
00:23:01Right here.
00:23:02I got it.
00:23:12Are you okay?
00:23:13Listen.
00:23:14Watch out.
00:23:14Please calm down.
00:23:15Can we set her back here?
00:23:17Get her back here.
00:23:18Oh, my God.
00:23:19Are you okay, baby?
00:23:26Are these ladies'
00:23:27fashion pieces
00:23:28worth the expense for her?
00:23:30She's my wife now.
00:23:32So, yes.
00:23:32It's worth it.
00:23:35Baby, well,
00:23:37I did my best today.
00:23:39Remember,
00:23:40Rome wasn't built in the day.
00:23:44How do I look?
00:23:58Wow.
00:23:59You're the most beautiful
00:24:00you have ever seen.
00:24:04Wow.
00:24:05You sure ain't sure that I asked.
00:24:07Why aren't you closing the
00:24:08Victoria's Secret show this year?
00:24:09Julia,
00:24:11your acting skill
00:24:13surpassed mine.
00:24:14That's what handling
00:24:15a big story does to me.
00:24:17Let's go, girls.
00:24:18Thank you so much, guys.
00:24:20No problem, baby.
00:24:23Jeez.
00:24:24How did I not realize
00:24:25my backside
00:24:25has such potential?
00:24:27Just like
00:24:28Kardashians.
00:24:30Guess
00:24:30you regret this
00:24:31fake marriage now, huh?
00:24:32God is fair.
00:24:35Though he didn't bless you
00:24:36with a fury physique,
00:24:37he gave you
00:24:38unbrittle confidence.
00:24:44Wow.
00:24:44You're totally
00:24:45gonna nail that role now.
00:24:46We look so perfect together.
00:24:48It's a match
00:24:49made in heaven.
00:24:50No, no, no.
00:25:02There's no spark
00:25:04between you two.
00:25:05You don't love
00:25:05your wife at all.
00:25:07I'm sorry that
00:25:07I can't give you this role.
00:25:09We haven't even
00:25:10started talking.
00:25:11You know the law talk
00:25:12is about feeling.
00:25:13I don't feel
00:25:14your love for her.
00:25:17He's crazy about me.
00:25:19The moment I was divorced,
00:25:20he swooped in
00:25:21with a helicopter proposal.
00:25:24I love you, baby.
00:25:26That's because
00:25:27I just can't wait
00:25:27to spend the rest
00:25:28of my life with you.
00:25:34Come back to me.
00:25:35You'll learn
00:25:35to be a proper husband.
00:25:39Jeez.
00:25:40Are you sure
00:25:40he's top Hollywood's
00:25:42director
00:25:42and not some charlatan?
00:25:44Yes,
00:25:45but he did catch you
00:25:46rolling your eyes at me.
00:25:47Maybe it's only because
00:25:48you ordered a cup of water
00:25:49and a steak.
00:25:50Perhaps that's to
00:25:51avoid your dress zipper
00:25:52bursting from one extra bite.
00:25:55You guessed right.
00:26:00Much better now.
00:26:02Can you eat quieter?
00:26:16You're disturbing my reading.
00:26:25You're married?
00:26:27What's up?
00:26:28What?
00:26:28Your daughter's in the hospital
00:26:30with a fever?
00:26:30Of course.
00:26:31I can cover your shift today.
00:26:34Where are you going?
00:26:35The contract
00:26:36doesn't require me
00:26:37to report my personal
00:26:38itinerary to you.
00:26:46Aubrey,
00:26:47what are you doing here?
00:26:47What are you doing here?
00:26:49You're not stalking me,
00:26:50are you?
00:26:51Listen,
00:26:52stop harassing me.
00:26:53Tiffany and I
00:26:54are engaged.
00:26:57Sorry to disappoint you,
00:26:59but I'm married too.
00:27:00It's not just you
00:27:01who found someone new.
00:27:02Jim!
00:27:03I told you she put up a friend
00:27:05about finding someone else.
00:27:09I do have a husband
00:27:10and he's hotter,
00:27:12wealthier,
00:27:13and lasts longer in bed
00:27:14than you ever did.
00:27:16If he's so great,
00:27:17when's an old timer like you
00:27:19still going here
00:27:20serving tapes?
00:27:21Come on, man.
00:27:22Don't just stand there.
00:27:23Serve us.
00:27:24I want
00:27:26hot tea.
00:27:37Jeez.
00:27:38You trying to
00:27:39sculpt me?
00:27:50Are you satisfied now?
00:27:51That's better.
00:27:53Drink up, dear.
00:27:55Ouch.
00:27:56This huge diamond ring
00:27:58makes it hard
00:27:59to lift my hand.
00:28:01Check out my
00:28:01engagement ring
00:28:02from Mark.
00:28:03It's whopping
00:28:04two carats.
00:28:06I heard
00:28:07your wedding ring
00:28:08was
00:28:08a freebie
00:28:11that came
00:28:11with some
00:28:12furniture shopping,
00:28:13wasn't it?
00:28:15Wow.
00:28:16Good for you.
00:28:17And when you guys
00:28:18eventually split,
00:28:19you will get
00:28:20a nice chunk
00:28:21of change
00:28:22from selling
00:28:23this treasure.
00:28:24Don't
00:28:26stoop
00:28:26their level.
00:28:28You,
00:28:28go and get
00:28:29the steaks ready
00:28:30in ten minutes,
00:28:31else I'll be
00:28:32reporting you.
00:28:32I said
00:28:33half an hour
00:28:35when you ordered.
00:28:36Then
00:28:36figured it out.
00:28:38Wait.
00:28:40Pop off
00:28:41my water.
00:28:41Mary, you owe me
00:28:48a proper meal.
00:28:50I refrain
00:28:50from stabbing
00:28:51those two
00:28:51for your job's
00:28:52sake.
00:28:56Aubrey?
00:28:57Why are you
00:28:57waitressing?
00:28:58We're not
00:28:59we're not really
00:28:59married.
00:28:59What I do
00:29:00is none
00:29:00of your business.
00:29:04Let's go.
00:29:05The advertisers
00:29:05are waiting.
00:29:09Keep an eye
00:29:09on her.
00:29:10Make sure
00:29:11nobody messes
00:29:12with her.
00:29:12I'm not her
00:29:13agent.
00:29:13But she's
00:29:14my wife,
00:29:14at least on paper.
00:29:15Okay guys,
00:29:16if you don't
00:29:17need anything
00:29:17else,
00:29:18I'm gonna
00:29:18head out
00:29:19and change
00:29:19shifts.
00:29:20Oh my god,
00:29:22my ring,
00:29:23it's gone.
00:29:25Since you're
00:29:26the only one
00:29:26serving us,
00:29:27I suspect
00:29:28you stole my ring.
00:29:29Just because
00:29:30you're a bitch
00:29:30doesn't mean
00:29:31everyone is.
00:29:32I wouldn't
00:29:33even want
00:29:33to touch
00:29:34the stuff
00:29:34you've worn,
00:29:35let alone
00:29:36steal it.
00:29:37Denying
00:29:37won't help.
00:29:39It's only
00:29:40you somewhere.
00:29:43See?
00:29:44This is proof.
00:29:50I'm gonna
00:29:50have you
00:29:51fired.
00:29:52No way,
00:29:53you're framing
00:29:54me on purpose.
00:30:00Got it.
00:30:01Get the restaurant
00:30:02owner over here
00:30:02for me.
00:30:06You and your
00:30:07husband are
00:30:07so sweet.
00:30:08You always
00:30:09remember to
00:30:10buy his
00:30:10favorite pizza.
00:30:11Sweet?
00:30:12We haven't
00:30:13gotten busy
00:30:14since Thanksgiving
00:30:15three years ago.
00:30:17Look at them.
00:30:19That's what we call
00:30:19sweet.
00:30:20I wish my
00:30:21hubby was
00:30:21like that.
00:30:24Fuck,
00:30:24that's actually
00:30:25my husband.
00:30:25You jerk
00:30:26cheating on me
00:30:26behind my back.
00:30:27Aubrey,
00:30:28let me explain.
00:30:30Wait,
00:30:31wait,
00:30:31wait,
00:30:31stop.
00:30:33Stop.
00:30:33All right,
00:30:37enough.
00:30:38Cut it out.
00:30:40I
00:30:40wouldn't have
00:30:42to be out here
00:30:42messing around
00:30:43if you
00:30:44didn't push me
00:30:46to do it.
00:30:47Look at yourself.
00:30:48Sloppy,
00:30:50rude,
00:30:51totally
00:30:52unfeminine.
00:30:53I want a
00:30:54divorce.
00:30:56Crazy lady.
00:31:04Dude,
00:31:05karma will get
00:31:06that scumbag.
00:31:06No need for karma,
00:31:07I can't handle
00:31:08this myself.
00:31:09Hand me the car
00:31:09key.
00:31:19Chris,
00:31:20Leo snucked the
00:31:21hero you wanted.
00:31:22No way.
00:31:24Why him?
00:31:25I cannot
00:31:26understand that.
00:31:27He has fewer
00:31:27Instagram followers
00:31:28than me,
00:31:29and his last movie
00:31:30made only
00:31:30$100 million.
00:31:31The director's
00:31:32looking for a guy
00:31:33who's totally
00:31:34devoted to his wife.
00:31:35Leo and his wife
00:31:36are Hollywood's
00:31:37poster couple
00:31:38for true love.
00:31:39But what about you?
00:31:41You're a 40-year-old
00:31:42bachelor,
00:31:43known around town
00:31:44as a total playboy.
00:31:45What if
00:31:46I told everyone
00:31:48that I've actually
00:31:49been in love
00:31:50with one woman
00:31:50for all those
00:31:51years?
00:31:52But she's married,
00:31:53and all my wild
00:31:54dating was just
00:31:55to try and forget her.
00:31:56You think that
00:31:57would lend me the role?
00:31:58Sounds more like
00:31:59excused me.
00:32:00That's not good enough,
00:32:02huh?
00:32:02Alright,
00:32:04do I have to say
00:32:04she just got divorced
00:32:05and I'm rushing
00:32:06to marry her,
00:32:07vowing to never
00:32:08look at another
00:32:09supermodel again
00:32:10to prove I can
00:32:11be a committed guy?
00:32:12Now that's a story
00:32:13people might buy into.
00:32:15But the problem is,
00:32:17you're just
00:32:17making this up
00:32:18on the spot.
00:32:19Alright.
00:32:22I wish a woman
00:32:24like that would
00:32:24just fall into
00:32:25my life for real.
00:32:28Damn it!
00:32:31Fuck.
00:32:37I'm so sorry.
00:32:38Are you nuts?
00:32:40Nuts?
00:32:43Is that all
00:32:44your men got?
00:32:45Yeah,
00:32:45I'm nuts.
00:32:46But you guys
00:32:47eat both cooked by nuts,
00:32:48sleep with nuts,
00:32:49have kids with nuts.
00:32:50You are the real nuts here.
00:32:52No offense,
00:32:53but I'm Chris Roberts.
00:32:54I only sleep with
00:32:56supermodels
00:32:57under 25 years old.
00:33:00Only supermodels!
00:33:04Screw you,
00:33:05fuck Chris Roberts!
00:33:16Shit!
00:33:23I sold the house.
00:33:24You got till tonight
00:33:26to move out.
00:33:27Or,
00:33:28your stuff
00:33:28will be thrown away.
00:33:31If you want
00:33:32to divorce me,
00:33:33fine!
00:33:33Go ahead!
00:33:34But how dare
00:33:36you sell our house
00:33:37without my consent!
00:33:40I'll sue you!
00:33:41Think you can
00:33:41afford a lawyer?
00:33:43Don't mess with me
00:33:44or apply for
00:33:45a custody for our son.
00:33:46A jobless house
00:33:47like you
00:33:48won't stand a chance.
00:33:50Despicable!
00:33:52So,
00:33:53you divorced?
00:33:53It's none of your
00:33:55business!
00:33:56Marry me!
00:34:03Are you insane?
00:34:07My car's worth
00:34:08four million dollars.
00:34:10You want to talk
00:34:11about marriage
00:34:12or compensation?
00:34:15This way, ma'am.
00:34:20Watch your step, ma'am.
00:34:23Welcome, ma'am.
00:34:40Wow.
00:34:41So, it's your house
00:34:42at 5th Central Avenue.
00:34:43I've seen it
00:34:44in a magazine.
00:34:45So, I get a room
00:35:01like this
00:35:01for a fake marriage?
00:35:03No.
00:35:04This is for
00:35:04Elizabeth, my dog.
00:35:06Yours is upstairs.
00:35:07Bigger and better.
00:35:09Forget that.
00:35:10Come sign the contract.
00:35:11Sign this
00:35:15and you will be
00:35:16my wife.
00:35:17Sorry,
00:35:17what's your name again?
00:35:19Aubrey.
00:35:19Okay.
00:35:20Aubrey,
00:35:21listen to me.
00:35:23I love you
00:35:23for more than
00:35:2410 years.
00:35:25I heard
00:35:26that you're divorced.
00:35:28So,
00:35:29I popped the question
00:35:30right away.
00:35:32What?
00:35:32Really?
00:35:33Are you kidding me?
00:35:35Aubrey,
00:35:36this marriage
00:35:36is just for show.
00:35:37I hope you won't
00:35:38catch real feelings
00:35:40for me.
00:35:42Relax.
00:35:42Not falling for you
00:35:43as easy as drinking
00:35:44and eating.
00:35:45Great.
00:35:46That's amazing.
00:35:47Once I secure the role
00:35:48and back that Oscar,
00:35:50we'll part our ways
00:35:51smoothly.
00:35:54So,
00:35:55we stuck together
00:35:56until we win an Oscar?
00:35:58Might as well say
00:36:00till that do us a part.
00:36:01Don't worry about that.
00:36:03I'm going to pay you
00:36:04an acting salary.
00:36:05The same as I do
00:36:06with my models
00:36:06and actors.
00:36:08You're Chris Roberts.
00:36:09Those actresses
00:36:10must earn a fortune.
00:36:12Considering our attitude,
00:36:14I'm going to go
00:36:14with minimum wage.
00:36:15Usually,
00:36:16they pay around
00:36:16500 grand
00:36:17and now,
00:36:19150K.
00:36:20That's enough for you.
00:36:22Per year?
00:36:23Per month,
00:36:24of course.
00:36:24So you have a son?
00:36:39Don't get me wrong,
00:36:41just want to know
00:36:41more about my wife.
00:36:48Yeah.
00:36:49His name is Luke.
00:36:51He's nine.
00:36:51In summer camp, I'm aware of the divorce.
00:37:05Good lord, that looks calorie packed.
00:37:09First, it's not for you.
00:37:10Second, I hate when people reduce food to calories.
00:37:15Jeez, touchy.
00:37:17It'll make my loving you seem even more dramatic.
00:37:20Keep that up.
00:37:22Another thing, clear your schedule for tomorrow.
00:37:24We're meeting the director.
00:37:26Already?
00:37:28This is your first time stepping out as my wife,
00:37:30and I really want you to take it seriously.
00:37:33You need to dress up nicely, all right?
00:37:35Because it's going to be the first time that you're going to act as my wife.
00:37:38Come on, this top I'm wearing is like from the supermarket.
00:37:42I'll solve this problem right now.
00:37:45Hey, Brad.
00:37:48Didn't you say you could transform any woman?
00:37:50Oh my god, I didn't expect this to be such a huge project.
00:37:58Luckily, I'm a Hollywood stylish.
00:38:00All right, girls.
00:38:02Let's get going.
00:38:04Right here.
00:38:06Are you okay, baby?
00:38:17Watch out, boys, calm down.
00:38:18Can't you set up back here?
00:38:20Get them out of here.
00:38:21Oh my god, are you okay, baby?
00:38:23Are these ladies' fashion pieces worth the expense for her?
00:38:33She's my wife now, so yes, it's worth it.
00:38:39Baby, well, I did my best today.
00:38:42Remember, Rome wasn't built in the day.
00:38:44How do I look?
00:39:01Wow.
00:39:02You're the most beautiful you have ever seen.
00:39:07Wow.
00:39:08You sure ain't sure of that ass.
00:39:10Why aren't you closing the Victoria's Secret show this year?
00:39:13Julia, her acting skill surpassed mine.
00:39:17That's what handling a big story does to me.
00:39:21Let's go, girls.
00:39:22Thank you so much, guys.
00:39:23No problem, baby.
00:39:26Jeez, how did I not realize my backside has such potential?
00:39:31Just like Kardashians.
00:39:33Guess you regret this fake marriage now, huh?
00:39:37God is fair.
00:39:38Though he didn't bless you with a fury physique,
00:39:41he gave you unbridled confidence.
00:39:43Wow, you're totally gonna nail that role now.
00:39:49We look so perfect together.
00:39:52It's a match made in heaven.
00:40:04No, no, no.
00:40:06There's no spark between you two.
00:40:08You don't love your wife at all.
00:40:10I'm sorry that I can't give you this role.
00:40:12But we haven't even started talking.
00:40:14You know the law talk is about feeling.
00:40:16I don't feel your love for her.
00:40:20He's crazy about me.
00:40:22The moment I was divorced,
00:40:23he swooped in with a helicopter proposal.
00:40:26I love you, baby.
00:40:29That's because I just can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you.
00:40:33Come back to me.
00:40:38You'll learn to be a proper...
00:40:40Jeez.
00:40:43Are you sure he's top Hollywood's director and not some charlatan?
00:40:47Yes, but he did catch you rolling your eyes at me.
00:40:50Maybe it's only because you ordered a cup of water and a steak?
00:40:53Perhaps that's to avoid your dress zipper bursting from one extra bite.
00:40:58You guessed right.
00:41:04Much better now.
00:41:05Can you eat quieter?
00:41:19You're disturbing my reading.
00:41:29You're married?
00:41:30What's up?
00:41:31What?
00:41:32Your daughter's in the hospital with a fever?
00:41:33Yeah, of course. I can cover your shift today.
00:41:37Where are you going?
00:41:39The contract doesn't require me to report my personal itinerary to you.
00:41:49Aubrey, what are you doing here?
00:41:52You're not stalking me, are you?
00:41:54Listen, stop harassing me.
00:41:57Tiffany and I are engaged.
00:42:00Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm married too.
00:42:03It's not just you who found someone new.
00:42:06Jim!
00:42:07I told you she put up a front about finding someone else.
00:42:12I do have a husband.
00:42:14And he's hotter, wealthier, and lasts longer in bed than you ever did.
00:42:19If he's so great,
00:42:21when's an old-timer like you still going here serving tapes?
00:42:24Come on, man.
00:42:25Don't just stand there.
00:42:26Serve us.
00:42:27I want hot tea.
00:42:40Jeez.
00:42:42You trying to scald me?
00:42:43Are you satisfied now?
00:42:54That's better.
00:42:56Drink up, dear.
00:42:58Ouch!
00:42:59This huge diamond ring makes it hard to lift my hand.
00:43:04Check out my engagement ring from Mark.
00:43:07It's whopping two carats.
00:43:09I heard your wedding ring was...
00:43:12a freebie that came with some furniture shopping, wasn't it?
00:43:17Well, good for you.
00:43:21And when you guys eventually split,
00:43:22you will get a nice chunk of change from selling this treasure.
00:43:28Don't stoop to our level.
00:43:31You, go and get the steaks ready in ten minutes,
00:43:34else I'll be reporting you.
00:43:36I said half an hour when you ordered.
00:43:39Then figure it out.
00:43:40Wait!
00:43:43Tub off my water.
00:43:50Mary, you owe me a proper meal.
00:43:53I refrain from stabbing those two for your job's sake.
00:43:59Aubrey?
00:44:00Why are you waitressing?
00:44:01We're not really married.
00:44:03What I do is none of your business.
00:44:07Let's go.
00:44:08The advertisers are waiting.
00:44:10Keep an eye on her.
00:44:14Make sure nobody messes with her.
00:44:15I'm not her agent.
00:44:17But she's my wife, at least on paper.
00:44:19Okay guys, if you don't need anything else,
00:44:21I'm gonna head out and change this.
00:44:24Oh my god!
00:44:26My ring!
00:44:26It's gone!
00:44:28Since you're the only one serving us,
00:44:30I suspect you stole my ring.
00:44:32Just because you're a bitch doesn't mean everyone is.
00:44:35I wouldn't even want to touch the stuff you've worn,
00:44:38let alone steal it.
00:44:39And now you won't help.
00:44:42Let's all meet you somewhere.
00:44:47See?
00:44:48This is proof.
00:44:53I'm gonna have you fired.
00:44:56No way!
00:44:56You're framing me on purpose.
00:45:03Got it.
00:45:04Get the restaurant owner over here for me.
00:45:06You and your husband are so sweet.
00:45:12You always remember to buy his favorite pizza.
00:45:15Sweet?
00:45:15We haven't gotten busy since Thanksgiving three years ago.
00:45:21Look at them.
00:45:22That's what we call sweet.
00:45:23I wish my hubby was like that.
00:45:25Fuck, that's actually my husband.
00:45:29You jerk cheating on me behind my back.
00:45:31Aubrey, let me explain.
00:45:34Wait, wait, wait.
00:45:35Stop.
00:45:36Shut up.
00:45:36Shut up.
00:45:38You bastard.
00:45:40All right, enough.
00:45:42Cut it out.
00:45:43I wouldn't have to be out here.
00:45:46Messing around if you didn't push me to do it.
00:45:50Look at yourself.
00:45:51Sloppy.
00:45:53You're rude.
00:45:53Totally all feminine.
00:45:57I want a divorce.
00:45:59Crazy lady.
00:46:08Come on, we'll get that scum back.
00:46:10No need for karma.
00:46:10I can handle this myself.
00:46:12Hand me the car key.
00:46:13Chris, Leo snucked the role you wanted.
00:46:26No way.
00:46:27Why him?
00:46:28I cannot understand that.
00:46:30He has fewer Instagram followers than me,
00:46:32and his last movie made only $100 million.
00:46:35The director's looking for a guy who's totally devoted to his wife.
00:46:39Leo and his wife are Hollywood's poster couple for true love.
00:46:43But what about you?
00:46:44You're a 40-year-old bachelor,
00:46:46known around town as a total playboy.
00:46:49What if I told everyone that I've actually been in love with one woman for all those years,
00:46:55but she's married,
00:46:57and all my wild dating was just to try and forget her?
00:47:00You think that would lend me the role?
00:47:01Sounds more like the excuse to me.
00:47:04That's not good enough, huh?
00:47:06All right.
00:47:07Do I have to say she just got divorced,
00:47:09and I'm rushing to marry her,
00:47:10vowing to never look at another supermodel again
00:47:13to prove I can be a committed guy?
00:47:15Now that's a story people might buy into.
00:47:19But the problem is,
00:47:20you're just making this up on the spot.
00:47:23All right.
00:47:26I wish a woman like that would just fall into my life for real.
00:47:32Damn it!
00:47:34Fuck.
00:47:35I'm so sorry.
00:47:42Are you nuts?
00:47:43Nuts?
00:47:46Is that all your men got?
00:47:48Yeah, I'm nuts.
00:47:49But you guys,
00:47:50eat those cooked by nuts.
00:47:51Sleep with nuts.
00:47:52Have kids with nuts.
00:47:54You are the real nuts here.
00:47:55No offense,
00:47:56but I'm Chris Roberts.
00:47:58I only sleep with supermodels under 25 years old.
00:48:03Only supermodels.
00:48:07Screw you,
00:48:08fuck Chris Roberts!
00:48:19Shit!
00:48:19I sold the house.
00:48:28You've got till tonight to move out,
00:48:30or your stuff will be thrown away.
00:48:34If you want to divorce me,
00:48:36fine!
00:48:37Go ahead!
00:48:38But how dare you sell our house
00:48:40without my consent!
00:48:43I'll sue you!
00:48:44Think you can afford a lawyer?
00:48:46Don't mess with me,
00:48:47or a fight for the custody of Eric Starrs.
00:48:50Jobless housewife like you
00:48:51won't stand a chance.
00:48:53Despicable!
00:48:55So,
00:48:56you divorced?
00:48:57It's none of your business!
00:48:59Marry me!
00:49:06Are you insane?
00:49:10My car's worth $4 million.
00:49:13You want to talk about marriage?
00:49:16Or compensation?
00:49:17This way, ma'am.
00:49:24Watch your step, ma'am.
00:49:32Welcome, ma'am.
00:49:32I've seen it in a magazine.
00:49:48Wow!
00:49:49So, it's your house at 5 Central Avenue.
00:49:50so i get a room like this for fake marriage no this is for elizabeth my dog yours is upstairs
00:50:10bigger and better forget that come sign the contract
00:50:14sign this and you will be my wife
00:50:20sorry what's your name again
00:50:22aubry okay aubry listen to me i love you for more than 10 years i heard that you're divorced
00:50:32so i popped the question right away
00:50:35what really are you kidding me
00:50:38aubry this marriage is just for show i hope you won't catch real feelings for me
00:50:45relax not falling for you as easy as drinking and eating
00:50:48great that's amazing
00:50:50once i secure the role and back that oscar we'll part our ways smoothly
00:50:56so we stuck together until we win an oscar
00:51:00might as well say so that do us a part don't worry about that i'm gonna pay you an acting salary
00:51:08the same as i do with my models and actors
00:51:10you're chris roberts those actresses must earn a fortune
00:51:14considering our attitude i'm gonna go with minimum wage
00:51:18usually they pay around 500 grand and now 150k that's enough for you
00:51:26per year per month of course
00:51:40so you have a son don't get me wrong just want to know more about my wife
00:51:52yeah his name is luke
00:51:54he's nine
00:51:56in summer camp
00:51:58unaware of the divorce
00:52:00good lord that looks calorie packed
00:52:12first it's not for you
00:52:14second i hate when people reduce food to calories
00:52:18geez touchy
00:52:20it'll make my loving you seem even more dramatic
00:52:24keep that up another thing
00:52:26clear your schedule for tomorrow
00:52:28we're meeting the director
00:52:30already?
00:52:32this is your first time stepping out as my wife
00:52:34and i really want you to take it seriously
00:52:36you need to dress up nicely alright
00:52:38because it's gonna be the first time that you're gonna act as my wife
00:52:42come on this top i'm wearing is like from the supermarket
00:52:46i'll solve this problem right now
00:52:48hey brad
00:52:50didn't you say you could transform any woman
00:52:54oh
00:52:56my
00:52:57god
00:52:58i didn't expect this to be such a
00:53:00huge project
00:53:01but luckily
00:53:02i'm a hollywood stylish
00:53:04alright girls
00:53:05let's get going
00:53:07hmm
00:53:08right here
00:53:09i got it
00:53:10are you okay ladies
00:53:20watch out
00:53:21please calm down
00:53:22can you sit up back here
00:53:23sit down
00:53:24get him out of here
00:53:25oh my god
00:53:26are you okay baby
00:53:33are these ladies fashion pieces worth the expense for her?
00:53:37she's my wife now
00:53:38so yes
00:53:39it's worth it
00:53:40hmm
00:53:41baby rel
00:53:43i did my best today
00:53:45remember
00:53:46rome wasn't built in a day
00:54:02how do i look?
00:54:03wow
00:54:05wow
00:54:06you're the most beautiful you have ever seen
00:54:10wow
00:54:11you sure ain't sure of that ass
00:54:13why aren't you closing the victoria's secrets show this year?
00:54:17julia
00:54:18your acting skills surpassed mine
00:54:20that's what handling a big star does to me
00:54:23let's go girls
00:54:24thank you so much guys
00:54:26no problem baby
00:54:27jeez
00:54:28jeez
00:54:30how did i not realize my backside has such potential?
00:54:34just like kardashians
00:54:36guess you regret this fake marriage now huh?
00:54:40god is fair
00:54:41though he didn't bless you with a fury physique
00:54:44he gave you unbrittle confidence
00:54:50wow
00:54:51you're totally gonna nail that role now
00:54:53we look so perfect together
00:54:54it's a match made in heaven
00:55:08no no no
00:55:09there's no spark between you two
00:55:11you don't love your wife at all
00:55:13i'm sorry that i can't give you this role
00:55:15but we haven't even started talking
00:55:17you know the law talk is about feeling
00:55:20i don't feel your love for her
00:55:23he's crazy about me
00:55:25the moment i was divorced
00:55:26he swooped in with a helicopter proposal
00:55:30i love you baby
00:55:32that's because i just can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you
00:55:36come back to me
00:55:41or you'll learn to be a proper
00:55:43jeez
00:55:46are you sure
00:55:47he's top hollywood's director
00:55:49and not some charlatan?
00:55:50yes
00:55:51but he did catch you rolling your eyes at me
00:55:53maybe it's only because you ordered a cup of water
00:55:56any steak?
00:55:57perhaps that's to avoid your dress zipper
00:55:59bursting from one extra bite
00:56:02you guessed right
00:56:06much better now
00:56:20can you eat quieter?
00:56:22you're disturbing my reading
00:56:32you're married?
00:56:33what's up?
00:56:34what?
00:56:35your daughter's in the hospital with a fever?
00:56:37yeah of course
00:56:38i can cover your shift today
00:56:41where are you going?
00:56:42the contract doesn't require me to report my personal itinerary to you
00:56:53Aubrey
00:56:54what are you doing here?
00:56:56you're not stalking me are you?
00:56:58listen
00:56:59stop harassing me
00:57:00Tiffany and i are engaged
00:57:02sorry to disappoint you
00:57:04sorry to disappoint you
00:57:05but i'm married too
00:57:06it's not just you who found someone new
00:57:08jim
00:57:09i told you she put up a front about finding someone else
00:57:13i do have a husband
00:57:17and he's hotter
00:57:18wealthier
00:57:19and lasts longer in bed than you ever did
00:57:21if he's so great
00:57:23when's an old timer like you
00:57:25still going here serving tapes
00:57:27come on man
00:57:28don't just stand there
00:57:29serve us
00:57:30i want
00:57:32hot tea
00:57:34jeez
00:57:44jeez
00:57:45you trying to scald me?
00:57:47are you satisfied now?
00:57:58that's better
00:57:59drink up dear
00:58:01ouch
00:58:02this huge diamond ring makes it hard to lift my hand
00:58:06check out my engagement ring from mark
00:58:09it's whopping two carrots
00:58:12i heard your wedding ring was
00:58:14a freebie that came with some furniture shopping
00:58:19wasn't it?
00:58:20wow
00:58:22good for you
00:58:23and when you guys eventually split
00:58:25you will get a nice chunk of change from selling this treasure
00:58:30don't stupider level
00:58:33you
00:58:34go and get the sticks ready in ten minutes
00:58:37else
00:58:38i'll be reporting you
00:58:39i said
00:58:40half an hour
00:58:41when you ordered
00:58:42then
00:58:43figured it out
00:58:44wait
00:58:46tub off my water
00:58:54mary
00:58:55you owe me a proper meal
00:58:56i'll refrain from stabbing those two for your job's sake
00:59:03Aubrey?
00:59:04why are you waitressing?
00:59:05we're not really married
00:59:06what i do is none of your business
00:59:11let's go
00:59:12the advertisers are waiting
00:59:16keep an eye on her
00:59:17make sure nobody messes with her
00:59:19i'm not her agent
00:59:20but she's my wife
00:59:21at least on paper
00:59:22okay guys
00:59:23if you don't need anything else
00:59:24i'm gonna head out and change shifts
00:59:28oh my god
00:59:29my ring
00:59:30it's gone
00:59:31since you're the only one serving us
00:59:33i suspect you stole my ring
00:59:35just because you're a bitch
00:59:37doesn't mean everyone is
00:59:38i wouldn't even want to touch the stuff you've worn
00:59:41let alone steal it
00:59:42let alone steal it
00:59:43deny it won't help
00:59:46let's arm you somewhere
00:59:50see
00:59:52this is proof
00:59:57i'm gonna have you
00:59:58fired
00:59:59no way
01:00:00you're framing me on purpose
01:00:01got it
01:00:07get the restaurant owner over here for me
01:00:13you and your husband are so sweet
01:00:15you always remember to buy his favorite pizza
01:00:18sweet?
01:00:19we haven't gotten busy since thanksgiving three years ago
01:00:24look at them
01:00:25that's what we call sweet
01:00:26i wish my hubby was like that
01:00:30fuck that's actually my husband
01:00:32you jerk cheating on me behind my back
01:00:34Aubrey
01:00:35let me explain
01:00:37wait wait wait
01:00:39stop
01:00:43alright enough
01:00:45cut it out
01:00:47i
01:00:48wouldn't have to be out here
01:00:49messing around
01:00:50if you
01:00:51didn't push me
01:00:53to do it
01:00:54look at yourself
01:00:55sloppy
01:00:56rude
01:00:58totally
01:00:59unfeminine
01:01:01i want a divorce
01:01:03crazy lady
01:01:12karma will get that scumbag
01:01:13no need for karma i can handle this myself
01:01:15hand me the car key
01:01:26chris
01:01:27leo's not the rule you wanted
01:01:29no way
01:01:31why him?
01:01:32i cannot understand that
01:01:33he has fewer instagram followers than me
01:01:35and his last movie made only a hundred million dollars
01:01:38the director's looking for a guy who's totally devoted to his wife
01:01:42leo and his wife are hollywood's poster couple for true love
01:01:46but what about you?
01:01:47you're a forty-year-old bachelor known around town as a total playboy
01:01:52what if i told everyone that i've actually been in love with one woman for all those years
01:01:59but she's married and all my wild dating was just to try and forget her
01:02:03you think that would lend me the role?
01:02:04sounds more like excuse me
01:02:07that's not good enough huh
01:02:09alright
01:02:10do i have to say she just got divorced and i'm rushing to marry her
01:02:14vowing to never look at another supermodel again to prove i can be a committed guy
01:02:19now that's a story people might buy into
01:02:22but the problem is you're just making this up on the spot
01:02:25alright
01:02:26i wish a woman like that would just fall into my life for real
01:02:35dammit
01:02:37fuck
01:02:44i'm so sorry
01:02:45are you nuts?
01:02:46nuts?
01:02:47is that all your men got?
01:02:51yeah i'm nuts
01:02:52but you guys eat don't cook by nuts
01:02:54sleep with nuts
01:02:56have kids with nuts
01:02:57you are the real nuts here
01:02:59no offense
01:03:00but i'm chris roberts
01:03:02i only sleep with supermodels under 25 years old
01:03:07only supermodels
01:03:11screw you fuck chris roberts
01:03:13no offense
01:03:28no offense
01:03:30i sold the house
01:03:32you got till tonight to move out
01:03:34or your stuff will be thrown away
01:03:37if you want to divorce me
01:03:40Go ahead.
01:03:41But how dare you sell our house without my consent?
01:03:46I'll sue you.
01:03:47Think you can afford a lawyer?
01:03:50Don't mess with me or apply for a cut-safe or a stone.
01:03:53A jobless housewife like you won't stand a chance.
01:03:57Despicable!
01:03:58So, you divorced?
01:04:00It's none of your business!
01:04:02Marry me.
01:04:10Are you insane?
01:04:13My car's worth $4 million.
01:04:16You want to talk about marriage or compensation?
01:04:22This way, ma'am.
01:04:27Watch your step, ma'am.
01:04:35Welcome, ma'am.
01:04:40Wow, so it's your house at 5th Central Avenue.
01:04:50I've seen it in a magazine.
01:05:05So, I get a room like this for a fake marriage?
01:05:09No.
01:05:10This is for Elizabeth, my dog.
01:05:12Yours is upstairs.
01:05:14Bigger and better.
01:05:15Forget that.
01:05:16Come sign the contract.
01:05:21Sign this, and you will be my wife.
01:05:24Sorry, what's your name again?
01:05:25Aubrey.
01:05:26Okay.
01:05:27Aubrey, listen to me.
01:05:29I love you for more than 10 years.
01:05:32I heard that you're divorced.
01:05:35So, I popped the question right away.
01:05:38What?
01:05:39Really?
01:05:40Are you kidding me?
01:05:42Aubrey, this marriage is just for show.
01:05:44I hope you won't catch real feelings for me.
01:05:48Relax.
01:05:49Not falling for you as easy as drinking and eating.
01:05:52Great.
01:05:52That's amazing.
01:05:54Once I secure the role and bag that Oscar,
01:05:57we'll part our ways smoothly.
01:05:59So, we stuck together until we win an Oscar?
01:06:03Might as well say, so that do us a part.
01:06:08Don't worry about that.
01:06:10I'm going to pay you an acting salary.
01:06:12The same as I do with my models and actors.
01:06:15You're Chris Roberts.
01:06:16Those actresses must earn a fortune.
01:06:19Considering our attitude, I'm going to go with minimum wage.
01:06:22Usually, they pay around $500,000 and now, $150,000.
01:06:26That's enough for you.
01:06:29Per year?
01:06:30Per month, of course.
01:06:41So, you have a son?
01:06:46Don't get me wrong.
01:06:47Just want to know more about my wife.
01:06:55Yeah.
01:06:56His name is Luke.
01:06:57He's nine.
01:06:59In summer camp,
01:07:01I'm aware of the divorce.
01:07:11Good lord.
01:07:13That looks calorie-packed.
01:07:15First, it's not for you.
01:07:17Second, I hate when people reduce food to calories.
01:07:21Jeez, touchy.
01:07:23It'll make my loving you seem even more dramatic.
01:07:27Keep that up.
01:07:28Another thing,
01:07:29clear your schedule for tomorrow.
01:07:31We're meeting the director.
01:07:33Already?
01:07:35This is your first time stepping out as my wife
01:07:37and I really want you to take it seriously.
01:07:39You need to dress up nicely, alright?
01:07:41Because it's going to be the first time
01:07:43that you're going to act as my wife.
01:07:45Come on.
01:07:46This top I'm wearing
01:07:47is like from the supermarket.
01:07:49I'll solve this problem right now.
01:07:52Hey, Brad.
01:07:54Didn't you say you could transform any woman?
01:07:56Oh my god.
01:08:01I didn't expect this to be such a huge project.
01:08:04Luckily, I'm a Hollywood stylish.
01:08:07Alright, girls.
01:08:08Let's get going.
01:08:10Right here.
01:08:12I got it.
01:08:13I got it.
01:08:21Are you okay, baby?
01:08:23Watch out.
01:08:24Please calm down.
01:08:25Can you set up back here?
01:08:27Get back here.
01:08:28Oh my god.
01:08:29Are you okay, baby?
01:08:30Are these ladies' fashion pieces worth the expense for her?
01:08:40She's my wife now, so yes, it's worth it.
01:08:45Baby Ro, I did my best today.
01:08:49Remember, Rome wasn't built in the day.
01:08:51How do I look?
01:09:08Wow.
01:09:09You're the most beautiful you have ever seen.
01:09:14Wow.
01:09:15You sure ain't sure of that ass.
01:09:16Why aren't you closing the Victoria's Secret show this year?
01:09:19Julia, your acting skill surpassed mine.
01:09:24That's what handling a big star does to me.
01:09:27Let's go, girls.
01:09:28Thank you so much, guys.
01:09:30No problem, baby.
01:09:33Jeez.
01:09:33How did I not realize my backside has such potential?
01:09:37Just like Kardashians.
01:09:39Guess you regret this fake marriage now, huh?
01:09:43God is fair.
01:09:45Though he didn't bless you with a fury physique,
01:09:47he gave you unbrittle confidence.
01:09:49Wow.
01:09:54You're totally gonna nail that role now.
01:09:56We look so perfect together.
01:09:58It's a match made in heaven.
01:10:08No, no, no.
01:10:12There's no spark between you two.
01:10:15You don't love your wife at all.
01:10:16I'm sorry that I can't give you this role.
01:10:19We haven't even started talking.
01:10:21You know, the law talk is about feeling.
01:10:23I don't feel your love for her.
01:10:27He's crazy about me.
01:10:28The moment I was divorced,
01:10:30he swooped in with a helicopter proposal.
01:10:32I love you, baby.
01:10:36That's because I just can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you.
01:10:39Come back to me.
01:10:45Come back to me.
01:10:45You'll learn to be a probera.
01:10:49Jeez.
01:10:50Are you sure he's top Hollywood's director and not some charlatan?
01:10:54Yes, but he did catch you rolling your eyes at me.
01:10:56Maybe it's only because you ordered a cup of water, any steak?
01:11:00Perhaps that's to avoid your dress zipper bursting from one extra bite.
01:11:05You guessed right.
01:11:10Much better now.
01:11:11Can you eat quieter?
01:11:25You're disturbing my reading.
01:11:35You're married?
01:11:37What's up?
01:11:38What?
01:11:38Your daughter's in the hospital with a fever?
01:11:40Of course.
01:11:41I can cover your shift today.
01:11:44Where are you going?
01:11:45The contract doesn't require me to report my personal itinerary to you.
01:11:56Aubrey, what are you doing here?
01:11:59You're not stalking me, are you?
01:12:01Listen, stop harassing me.
01:12:03Tiffany and I are engaged.
01:12:07Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm married too.
01:12:10It's not just you who found someone new.
01:12:12Jim!
01:12:13I told you she put up a front about finding someone else.
01:12:19I do have a husband.
01:12:21And he's hotter, wealthier, and lasts longer in bed than you ever did.
01:12:25If he's so great,
01:12:27when's an old-timer like you still going here serving tapes?
01:12:31Come on, man.
01:12:32Don't just stand there.
01:12:33Serve us.
01:12:35I want hot tea.
01:12:37Jeez, you trying to scald me?
01:12:51Are you satisfied now?
01:13:01That's better.
01:13:03Drink up, dear.
01:13:03Ouch.
01:13:06This huge diamond ring makes it hard to lift my hand.
01:13:11Check out my engagement ring from Mark.
01:13:13It's whopping two carats.
01:13:15I heard your wedding ring was a freebie that came with some furniture shopping, wasn't it?
01:13:25Wow, good for you.
01:13:27And when you guys eventually split,
01:13:29you will get a nice chunk of change from selling this treasure.
01:13:33Don't stoop to our level.
01:13:37You, go and get the steaks ready in ten minutes,
01:13:41else I'll be reporting you.
01:13:42I said half an hour when you ordered.
01:13:45Then figured it out.
01:13:48Wait.
01:13:50Tub off my water.
01:13:51Mary, you owe me a proper meal.
01:14:00I refrain from stabbing those two for your job's sake.
01:14:06Aubrey?
01:14:07Why are you waitressing?
01:14:08We're not really married.
01:14:09What I do is none of your business.
01:14:14Let's go.
01:14:14The advertisers are waiting.
01:14:16Keep an eye on her.
01:14:20Make sure nobody messes with her.
01:14:22I'm not her agent.
01:14:23But she's my wife, at least on paper.
01:14:25Okay guys, if you don't need anything else,
01:14:28I'm gonna head out and change shifts.
01:14:30Oh my god!
01:14:32My ring!
01:14:33It's gone!
01:14:35Since you're the only one serving us,
01:14:37I suspect you stole my ring.
01:14:39Just because you're a bitch doesn't mean everyone is.
01:14:42I wouldn't even want to touch the stuff you've worn,
01:14:45let alone steal it.
01:14:47Denial won't help.
01:14:49Let's all meet you somewhere.
01:14:53See?
01:14:54This is proof.
01:14:59I'm gonna have you fired.
01:15:02No way!
01:15:03You're framing me on purpose.
01:15:10Got it.
01:15:11Get the restaurant owner over here for me.
01:15:15Right here.
01:15:24I wouldn't let you Google Christmas.
01:15:29Get the restaurant owner over there for me.
01:15:32I don't know.
01:15:34I'm gonna have youま hang on it.
01:15:35I'm having a dozen honey危 accuracy espero be better if I play this song.
01:15:37Let's watch this boy.
01:15:37Let's hope.
01:15:38Okay, sweet.
01:15:39Let's watch this video.
01:15:39Let's see.
01:15:40Let's start a round ofАst street marché.
01:15:40Let's see.
01:15:40Look at this.
01:15:41This one's a�ous environment.
01:15:42Let's have you for a newbie.
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