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00:00:00You and your husband are so sweet.

00:00:02You always remember to buy his favorite pizza.

00:00:05Sweet?

00:00:06We haven't gotten busy since Thanksgiving three years ago.

00:00:11Look at them. That's what we call sweet.

00:00:14I wish my hubby was like that.

00:00:17Fuck! That's actually my husband!

00:00:19You jerk cheating on me behind my back!

00:00:21Aubrey!

00:00:22Let me explain!

00:00:24Wait! Wait! Wait!

00:00:26Stop!

00:00:27All right! Enough! Cut it out!

00:00:33I wouldn't have to be out here messing around if you didn't push me to do it.

00:00:40Look at yourself. Sloppy. Rude. Totally unfeminine.

00:00:47I want a divorce. Crazy lady.

00:00:57Get that scumbag.

00:01:00No need for karma. I can't handle this myself.

00:01:02Hand me the car key.

00:01:13Chris, Leo snuck the role you wanted.

00:01:16No way. Why him? I cannot understand that.

00:01:20He has fewer Instagram followers than me and his last movie made only a hundred million dollars.

00:01:25The director's looking for a guy who's totally devoted to his wife.

00:01:29Leo and his wife are Hollywood's poster couple for true love.

00:01:33But what about you?

00:01:34You're a 40-year-old bachelor known around town as a total playboy.

00:01:39What if I told everyone that I've actually been in love with one woman for all those years.

00:01:46But she's married and all my wild dating was just to try and forget her.

00:01:50You think that would lend me the role?

00:01:52Sounds more like excuse me.

00:01:54That's not good enough, huh?

00:01:56All right.

00:01:57Do I have to say she just got divorced and I'm rushing to marry her?

00:02:01Vowing to never look at another supermodel again to prove I can be a committed guy?

00:02:06Now that's a story people might buy into.

00:02:09But the problem is you're just making this up on the spot.

00:02:13All right.

00:02:16I wish a woman like that would just fall into my life for real.

00:02:22Damn it!

00:02:24Fuck.

00:02:31I'm so sorry.

00:02:32Are you nuts?

00:02:33Nuts?

00:02:37Is that all your men got?

00:02:38Yeah.

00:02:39I'm nuts.

00:02:40But you guys eat don't cook by nuts.

00:02:42Sleep with nuts.

00:02:43Have kids with nuts.

00:02:44You are the real nuts here.

00:02:46No offense.

00:02:47But I'm Chris Roberts.

00:02:49I only sleep with supermodels under 25 years old.

00:02:54Only supermodels.

00:02:58Screw you fuck Chris Roberts!

00:03:01No offense.

00:03:02No offense.

00:03:05No offense.

00:03:10Shit.

00:03:17I sold the house.

00:03:18You got till tonight to move out.

00:03:21Or your stuff will be thrown away.

00:03:25If you want to divorce me, fine!

00:03:27Go ahead!

00:03:28But how dare you sell our house without my consent?

00:03:33I'll sue you!

00:03:34Think you can afford a lawyer?

00:03:36Don't mess with me or apply for custody for our staff.

00:03:40A jobless house like what you won't stand a chance.

00:03:43Despicable!

00:03:45So, you divorced?

00:03:47It's none of your business!

00:03:49Marry me!

00:03:50Are you insane?

00:04:00My car's worth 4 million dollars.

00:04:03You wanna talk about marriage?

00:04:06Or compensation?

00:04:09This way, Mum.

00:04:14Watch us, Dad, Mum.

00:04:20Welcome, Mum.

00:04:33Wow.

00:04:34So, it's your house at 5 Central Avenue.

00:04:37I've seen it in a magazine.

00:04:50So, I get a room like this for a fake marriage?

00:04:56No.

00:04:57This is for Elizabeth, my dog.

00:04:59Yours is upstairs.

00:05:00Bigger and better.

00:05:02Forget that.

00:05:03Come sign the contract.

00:05:08Sign this, and you will be my wife.

00:05:10Sorry, what's your name again?

00:05:12Aubrey.

00:05:13Okay.

00:05:14Aubrey, listen to me.

00:05:16I love you for more than 10 years.

00:05:19I heard that you're divorced.

00:05:22So, I popped the question right away.

00:05:25What?

00:05:26Really?

00:05:27Are you kidding me?

00:05:29Aubrey, this marriage is just for show.

00:05:31I hope you won't catch real feelings for me.

00:05:35Relax.

00:05:36Not falling for you as easy as drinking and eating.

00:05:38Great.

00:05:39That's amazing.

00:05:40Once I secure the role and back that Oscar, we'll part our ways smoothly.

00:05:48So, we stuck together until we win an Oscar?

00:05:52Might as well say, so that do us a part.

00:05:55Don't worry about that.

00:05:57I'm gonna pay you an acting salary.

00:05:59The same as I do with my models and actors.

00:06:02You're Chris Roberts.

00:06:03Those actresses must earn a fortune.

00:06:05Considering our attitude, I'm gonna go with minimum wage.

00:06:09Usually, they pay around 500 grand.

00:06:11And now, 150k.

00:06:13That's enough for you.

00:06:16Per year?

00:06:17Per month, of course.

00:06:31So, you have a son?

00:06:32Don't get me wrong.

00:06:33Just want to know more about my wife.

00:06:42Yeah.

00:06:43His name is Luke.

00:06:44He's nine.

00:06:46In summer camp,

00:06:48I'm aware of the divorce.

00:06:49Good lord.

00:06:50That looks calorie packed.

00:07:02First, it's not for you.

00:07:04Second, I hate when people reduce food to calories.

00:07:08Jeez.

00:07:09Touchy.

00:07:10It'll make my loving you seem even more dramatic.

00:07:14Keep that up.

00:07:16Another thing.

00:07:17Clear your schedule for tomorrow.

00:07:18We're meeting the director.

00:07:20Already?

00:07:22This is your first time stepping out as my wife,

00:07:24and I really want you to take it seriously.

00:07:27Need to dress up nicely, alright?

00:07:29Because it's gonna be the first time that you're gonna act as my wife.

00:07:32Come on.

00:07:33This top I'm wearing is like from the supermarket.

00:07:35I'll solve this problem right now.

00:07:39Hey, Brad.

00:07:41Didn't you say you could transform any woman?

00:07:45Oh.

00:07:46My.

00:07:47God.

00:07:48I didn't expect this to be such a huge project.

00:07:51But luckily, I'm a Hollywood stylish.

00:07:54Alright, girls.

00:07:56Let's get going.

00:07:58Right here.

00:07:59I got it.

00:08:05Oh.

00:08:06Oh.

00:08:07Oh.

00:08:09Are you okay, baby?

00:08:10Watch out.

00:08:11Please calm down.

00:08:12Can you set her back here?

00:08:13Sit down.

00:08:14Get a bag here.

00:08:15Oh, my God.

00:08:16Are you okay, baby?

00:08:23Are these ladies' fashion pieces worth the expense for her?

00:08:27She's my wife now.

00:08:28So, yes.

00:08:29It's worth it.

00:08:30Baby Ro, I did my best today.

00:08:35Remember, Rome wasn't built in a day.

00:08:52How do I look?

00:08:54Wow, you're the most beautiful you have ever seen.

00:09:00Wow, you sure ain't sure of that ass.

00:09:03Why aren't you closing the Victoria's Secret show this year?

00:09:07Julia, her acting skills surpassed mine.

00:09:11That's what handling a big story does to me.

00:09:14Let's go, girls.

00:09:15Thank you so much, guys.

00:09:16No problem, baby.

00:09:19Jeez, how did I not realize my backside has such potential?

00:09:24Just like Kardashians.

00:09:26Guess you regret this fake marriage now, huh?

00:09:28God is fair.

00:09:32Though he didn't bless you with a fury physique, he gave you unbrittle confidence.

00:09:40Wow, you're totally gonna nail that role now.

00:09:43We look so perfect together.

00:09:45It's a match made in heaven.

00:09:47No, no, no.

00:09:59There's no spark between you two.

00:10:02You don't love your wife at all.

00:10:03I'm sorry that I can't give you this role.

00:10:06But we haven't even started talking.

00:10:08You know the law talk is about feeling.

00:10:10I don't feel your love for her.

00:10:12He's crazy about me.

00:10:15The moment I was divorced, he swooped in with a helicopter proposal.

00:10:21I love you, baby.

00:10:23That's because I just can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you.

00:10:26Come back to me, or you'll learn to feel proper.

00:10:36Jeez.

00:10:36Are you sure he's top Hollywood's director and not some charlatan?

00:10:41Yes, but he did catch you rolling your eyes at me.

00:10:44Maybe it's only because you ordered a cup of water and a steak?

00:10:47Perhaps that's to avoid your dress zipper bursting from one extra bite.

00:10:51Oh, you guessed right.

00:10:56Oh, much better now.

00:11:10Can you eat quieter?

00:11:12You're disturbing my reading.

00:11:14Oh, you're disturbing my reading.

00:11:21You're married?

00:11:23What's up?

00:11:24What?

00:11:25Your daughter's in the hospital with a fever?

00:11:27Of course.

00:11:28I can cover your shift today.

00:11:30Where are you going?

00:11:32The contract doesn't require me to report my personal itinerary to you.

00:11:43Aubrey, what are you doing here?

00:11:46You're not stalking me, are you?

00:11:48Listen, stop harassing me.

00:11:50Tiffany and I are engaged.

00:11:54Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm married too.

00:11:57It's not just you who found someone new.

00:11:59Jim!

00:12:00I told you she put up a front about finding someone else.

00:12:03I do have a husband, and he's hotter, wealthier, and lasts longer in bed than you ever did.

00:12:12If he's so great, when's an old-timer like you still going here serving tapes?

00:12:18Come on, man.

00:12:19Don't just stand there.

00:12:20Serve us.

00:12:20I want hot tea.

00:12:34Jeez.

00:12:35You trying to scald me?

00:12:36Are you satisfied now?

00:12:48That's better.

00:12:49Drink up, dear.

00:12:52Ouch!

00:12:52This huge diamond ring makes it hard to lift my hand.

00:12:57Check out my engagement ring from Mark.

00:13:00It's whopping two carats.

00:13:02I heard your wedding ring was...

00:13:05A freebie that came with some furniture shopping, wasn't it?

00:13:11Well, good for you.

00:13:14And when you guys eventually split, you will get a nice chunk of change from selling this treasure.

00:13:22Don't stupid or level.

00:13:24You, go and get the steaks ready in ten minutes, else I'll be reporting you.

00:13:29I said half an hour when you ordered.

00:13:32Then figure it out.

00:13:35Wait.

00:13:37Top of my water.

00:13:41Mary, you owe me a proper meal.

00:13:47I'll refrain from stabbing those two for your job's sake.

00:13:53Aubrey?

00:13:53Why are you waitressing?

00:13:55We're not really married.

00:13:56What I do is none of your business.

00:14:01Let's go.

00:14:01The advertisers are waiting.

00:14:05Keep an eye on her.

00:14:07Make sure nobody messes with her.

00:14:09I'm not her agent.

00:14:10But she's my wife, at least on paper.

00:14:12Okay guys, if you don't need anything else, I'm gonna head out and change shifts.

00:14:18Oh my god.

00:14:19My ring.

00:14:20It's gone.

00:14:22Since you're the only one serving us, I suspect you stole my ring.

00:14:26Just because you're a bitch doesn't mean everyone is.

00:14:29I wouldn't even want to touch the stuff you've worn, let alone steal it.

00:14:34Denying won't help.

00:14:36Let's arm you somewhere.

00:14:37This is proof.

00:14:46I'm gonna have you fired.

00:14:49No way!

00:14:50You're framing me on purpose.

00:14:57Got it.

00:14:58Get the restaurant owner over here for me.

00:14:59You and your husband are so sweet.

00:15:05You always remember to buy his favorite pizza.

00:15:08Sweet?

00:15:09We haven't gotten busy since Thanksgiving three years ago.

00:15:14Look at them.

00:15:15That's what we call sweet.

00:15:17I wish my hubby was like that.

00:15:18Fuck, that's actually my husband.

00:15:22You jerk cheating on me behind my back.

00:15:24Aubrey, let me explain.

00:15:27Wait, wait, wait.

00:15:29Wait, stop.

00:15:32All right, enough.

00:15:35Cut it out.

00:15:36I wouldn't have to be out here messing around if you didn't push me to do it.

00:15:44Look at yourself.

00:15:45Sloppy.

00:15:46You're rude.

00:15:48Totally unfeminine.

00:15:50I want a divorce.

00:15:52Crazy lady.

00:15:53No need for karma.

00:16:04I can't handle this myself.

00:16:05Hand me the car key.

00:16:16Chris, Leo snucked the rule you wanted.

00:16:19No way.

00:16:21Why him?

00:16:22I cannot understand that.

00:16:23He has fewer Instagram followers than me,

00:16:25and his last movie made only $100 million.

00:16:28The director's looking for a guy who's totally devoted to his wife.

00:16:32Leo and his wife are Hollywood's poster couple for true love.

00:16:36What about you?

00:16:37You're a 40-year-old bachelor,

00:16:39known around town as a total playboy.

00:16:42What if I told everyone

00:16:44that I've actually been in love with one woman for all those years,

00:16:49but she's married,

00:16:50and all my wild dating was just to try and forget her?

00:16:53You think that would lend me the role?

00:16:55Sounds more like excused me.

00:16:57That's not good enough, huh?

00:16:59All right.

00:17:00Do I have to say she just got divorced,

00:17:02and I'm rushing to marry her,

00:17:04vowing to never look at another supermodel again

00:17:07to prove I can be a committed guy?

00:17:08Now that's a story people might buy into.

00:17:13But the problem is,

00:17:14you're just making this up on the spot.

00:17:16All right.

00:17:19I wish a woman like that would just fall into my life for real.

00:17:24Damn it!

00:17:27Fuck.

00:17:28I'm so sorry.

00:17:35Are you nuts?

00:17:37Nuts?

00:17:40Is that all your men got?

00:17:41Yeah, I'm nuts.

00:17:43But you guys eat both cooked by nuts,

00:17:45sleep with nuts,

00:17:46have kids with nuts.

00:17:47You are the real nuts here.

00:17:49No offense,

00:17:50but I'm Chris Roberts.

00:17:51I only sleep with supermodels under 25 years old.

00:17:57Only supermodels.

00:18:01Screw you,

00:18:02fuck Chris Roberts!

00:18:12Shit.

00:18:15Shit.

00:18:21I sold the house.

00:18:27You've got till tonight to move out,

00:18:29or your stuff will be thrown away.

00:18:33If you want to divorce me,

00:18:35fine!

00:18:36Go ahead!

00:18:37But how dare you sell our house

00:18:40without my consent!

00:18:42I'll sue you!

00:18:44Think you can afford a lawyer?

00:18:46Don't mess with me,

00:18:47or a fight for custody for our son.

00:18:49Jobless housewife wife of you

00:18:51won't stand a chance.

00:18:53Despicable!

00:18:54So,

00:18:55you divorced?

00:18:56It's none of your business!

00:18:58Marry me.

00:19:05Are you insane?

00:19:09My car's worth $4 million.

00:19:12You want to talk about marriage?

00:19:15Or compensation?

00:19:16This way, ma'am.

00:19:23Watch your step, ma'am.

00:19:31Welcome, ma'am.

00:19:32All right!

00:19:43Wow!

00:19:43So it's your house

00:19:45at 5 Central Avenue.

00:19:46I've seen it in the magazine.

00:19:48so i get a room like this for fake marriage no this is for elizabeth my dog yours is upstairs

00:20:09bigger and better forget that come sign the contract

00:20:14sign this and you will be my wife sorry what's your name again aubrey okay aubrey listen to me

00:20:25i love you for more than 10 years i heard that you're divorced so i popped the question right

00:20:33away what really are you kidding me aubrey this marriage is just for show i hope you won't catch

00:20:41real feelings for me relax not falling for you as easy as drinking and eating great that's amazing

00:20:49once i secure the role and back that oscar we'll part our ways smoothly so we stuck together until

00:20:59we win an oscar might as well say so that do us a part don't worry about that i'm gonna pay you an

00:21:07acting salary the same as i do with my models and actors you're chris roberts those actresses must

00:21:14earn a fortune considering our attitude i'm gonna go with minimum wage usually they pay around 500

00:21:20grand and now 150k that's enough for you per year per month of course

00:21:27so you have a son don't get me wrong just want to know more about my wife

00:21:45yeah his name is luke he's nine in summer camp unaware of the divorce

00:21:58good lord that looks calorie packed

00:22:11first it's not for you second i hate when people reduce food to calories

00:22:16geez touchy it'll make my loving you seem even more dramatic

00:22:22keep that up another thing clear your schedule for tomorrow for meeting the director

00:22:28already this is your first time stepping out as my wife and i really want you to take it seriously

00:22:35need to dress up nicely all right because it's gonna be the first time that you're gonna act

00:22:40as my wife come on this top i'm wearing is like from the supermarket

00:22:44i'll solve this problem right now hey brad

00:22:49didn't you say you could transform any woman

00:22:53oh my god i didn't expect this to be such a huge project but luckily i'm a hollywood stylish

00:23:03all right girls let's get going

00:23:06oh my god are you okay baby

00:23:26are these ladies fashion pieces worth the expense for her she's my wife now so yes it's worth it

00:23:40baby well i did my best today remember rome wasn't built in the day

00:23:47how do i look wow you're the most beautiful you have ever seen

00:24:07wow you shouldn't sure that asked why aren't you closing the victoria's secret show this year

00:24:15julia your acting skills surpassed mine

00:24:20that's what handling a big star does to me

00:24:23let's go girls thank you so much guys no problem baby

00:24:27jeez how did i not realize my backside has such potential

00:24:33just like kardashians guess you regret this fake marriage now huh

00:24:38god is fair though he didn't bless you with a fury physique

00:24:43he gave you one brittle confidence

00:24:45wow you're totally gonna nail that role now

00:24:52we look so perfect together

00:24:54it's a match made in heaven

00:24:56no no no no there's no spark between you two you don't love your wife at all

00:25:12i'm sorry that i can't give you this role

00:25:14but we haven't even started talking

00:25:17you know the law talk is about feeling

00:25:19i don't feel your love for her

00:25:21he's crazy about me

00:25:24the moment i was divorced he swooped in with a helicopter proposal

00:25:28i love you baby

00:25:31that's because i just can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you

00:25:36come back to me

00:25:41are you sure he's top hollywood's director and not some charlatan

00:25:50yes but he did catch you rolling your eyes at me

00:25:53maybe it's only because you ordered a cup of water and a steak

00:25:56perhaps that's to avoid your dress zipper bursting from one extra bite

00:26:00you guessed right

00:26:02much better now

00:26:11can you eat quieter

00:26:21you're disturbing my reading

00:26:23you're married

00:26:32what's up

00:26:33what your daughter's in the hospital with a fever

00:26:36of course i can cover your shift today

00:26:38where are you going

00:26:41the contract doesn't require me to report my personal itinerary to you

00:26:45aubry

00:26:53what are you doing here

00:26:55you're not stalking me are you

00:26:57listen

00:26:58stop harassing me

00:26:59tiffany and i are engaged

00:27:01sorry to disappoint you

00:27:04but i'm married too

00:27:06it's not just you who found someone new

00:27:08jim

00:27:09i told you she put up a front about finding someone else

00:27:13i do have a husband

00:27:17and he's hotter

00:27:18wealthier

00:27:19and lasts longer in bed than you ever did

00:27:21if he's so great

00:27:23when's an old timer like you still going here serving tapes

00:27:27come on man

00:27:28don't just stand there

00:27:29serve us

00:27:30i want hot tea

00:27:34i want hot tea

00:27:36i want hot tea

00:27:38i want hot tea

00:27:39i want hot tea

00:27:40i want hot tea

00:27:41i want hot tea

00:27:42i want hot tea

00:27:43jeez

00:27:44you trying to sculpt me

00:27:45are you satisfied now

00:27:46are you satisfied now

00:27:57that's better

00:27:58drink up dear

00:28:00ouch

00:28:01this huge diamond ring makes it hard to lift my hand

00:28:05and check out my engagement ring from mark

00:28:09it's whopping two carats

00:28:11i heard your wedding ring was

00:28:14a freebie that came with some furniture shopping

00:28:19wasn't it?

00:28:20wow

00:28:21wow

00:28:22good for you

00:28:23and when you guys eventually split

00:28:25you will get a nice chunk of change from selling this treasure

00:28:30don't stoop their level

00:28:33you

00:28:34go and get the sticks ready in 10 minutes

00:28:37else i'll be reporting you

00:28:38i said

00:28:39half an hour when you ordered

00:28:41then figured it out

00:28:43wait

00:28:45tub off my water

00:28:47mary

00:28:54you owe me a proper meal

00:28:56i refrain from stabbing those two for your job's sake

00:29:02aubry?

00:29:03why are you waitressing?

00:29:04we're not really married

00:29:05what i do is none of your business

00:29:10let's go

00:29:11the advertisers are waiting

00:29:15keep an eye on her

00:29:16make sure nobody messes with her

00:29:18i'm not her agent

00:29:19but she's my wife

00:29:20at least on paper

00:29:21okay guys

00:29:22if you don't need anything else

00:29:23i'm gonna head out and change shifts

00:29:25oh my god

00:29:27my ring

00:29:29it's gone

00:29:30since you're the only one serving us

00:29:33i suspect you stole my ring

00:29:35just because you're a bitch

00:29:36doesn't mean everyone is

00:29:37i wouldn't even want to touch the stuff you've worn

00:29:40let alone steal it

00:29:42deny it won't help

00:29:44it's only you somewhere

00:29:47see

00:29:50this is proof

00:29:52i'm gonna have you

00:29:57fired

00:29:58no way

00:29:59you're framing me on purpose

00:30:06got it

00:30:07get the restaurant owner over here for me

00:30:09you and your husband are so sweet

00:30:14you always remember to buy his favorite pizza

00:30:17sweet?

00:30:18we haven't gotten busy since thanksgiving three years ago

00:30:22look at them

00:30:24that's what we call sweet

00:30:26i wish my hubby was like that

00:30:28fuck that's actually my husband

00:30:31you jerk cheating on me behind my back

00:30:33what

00:30:34albright

00:30:35let me explain

00:30:36wait

00:30:37wait

00:30:38wait

00:30:39stop

00:30:43alright

00:30:44enough

00:30:45cut it out

00:30:46i

00:30:47wouldn't have to be out here

00:30:49messing around

00:30:50if you

00:30:51didn't push me

00:30:52to do it

00:30:53look at yourself

00:30:54sloppy

00:30:55rude

00:30:56totally

00:30:58unfaminate

00:30:59i want a divorce

00:31:02crazy lady

00:31:11karma will get that scumbag

00:31:12no need for karma

00:31:13i can't handle this myself

00:31:14hand me the car key

00:31:25chris

00:31:26leo snuck the row you wanted

00:31:29no way

00:31:30why him

00:31:31i cannot understand that

00:31:32he has fewer instagram followers than me

00:31:35and his last movie made only a hundred million dollars

00:31:37the director's looking for a guy who's totally devoted to his wife

00:31:41leo and his wife are hollywood's poster couple for true love

00:31:45what about you

00:31:46you're a forty-year-old bachelor known around town as a total playboy

00:31:51what if i told everyone that i've actually been in love with one woman for all those years

00:31:58but she's married and all my wild dating was just to try and forget her

00:32:02you think that would lend me the role

00:32:04sounds more like excuse me

00:32:07that's not good enough huh

00:32:09alright

00:32:10do i have to say she just got divorced and i'm rushing to marry her

00:32:13vowing to never look at another supermodel again to prove i can be a committed guy

00:32:18now that's a story people might buy into

00:32:22but the problem is you're just making this up on the spot

00:32:25alright

00:32:26i wish a woman like that would just fall into my life for real

00:32:35dammit

00:32:37fuck

00:32:43i'm so sorry

00:32:44are you nuts

00:32:46nuts?

00:32:49is that all your men got?

00:32:51yeah i'm nuts

00:32:52but you guys eat don't cook by nuts

00:32:54sleep with nuts

00:32:55have kids with nuts

00:32:56you are the real nuts here

00:32:58no offense

00:32:59but i'm chris roberts

00:33:01i only sleep with supermodels under 25 years old

00:33:06only supermodels

00:33:10screw you fuck chris roberts

00:33:12i saw the house

00:33:13you've got till tonight to move out

00:33:14or your stuff will be thrown away

00:33:15if you want to divorce me

00:33:16fine

00:33:17go ahead

00:33:18but how dare you

00:33:19do it

00:33:20do it

00:33:21do it

00:33:22do it

00:33:23do it

00:33:24do it

00:33:25do it

00:33:26do it

00:33:27do it

00:33:28do it

00:33:29do it

00:33:30do it

00:33:31do it

00:33:32do it

00:33:33do it

00:33:34do it

00:33:35do it

00:33:36do it

00:33:37do it

00:33:38do it

00:33:39do it

00:33:40go ahead

00:33:41but how dare you sell our house

00:33:43without my consent

00:33:45i'll sue you

00:33:46think you can afford your lawyer

00:33:49don't mess with me

00:33:50or apply for a custody for a son

00:33:52a jobless housewife like you

00:33:54won't stand a chance

00:33:56despicable

00:33:58so

00:33:59you're divorced

00:34:00it's none of your business

00:34:02marry me

00:34:03Are you insane?

00:34:13My car's worth $4 million.

00:34:16You want to talk about marriage or compensation?

00:34:21This way, ma'am.

00:34:26Watch your step, ma'am.

00:34:33Welcome, ma'am.

00:34:45Wow. So it's your house at 5th Central Avenue. I've seen it in a magazine.

00:35:03So, I get a room like this for a fake marriage?

00:35:09No. This is for Elizabeth, my dog. Yours is upstairs. Bigger and better.

00:35:15Forget that. Come sign the contract.

00:35:17Sign this, and you will be my wife. Sorry, what's your name again?

00:35:25Aubrey.

00:35:26Okay. Aubrey, listen to me. I love you for more than 10 years. I heard that you're divorced.

00:35:34So, I popped the question right away.

00:35:38What? Really?

00:35:39Are you kidding me? Aubrey, this marriage is just for show. I hope you won't catch real feelings for me.

00:35:47Relax. Not falling for you as easy as drinking and eating.

00:35:51Great. That's amazing. Once I secure the role and back that Oscar, we'll part our ways smoothly.

00:36:00So, we stuck together until we win an Oscar?

00:36:04Might as well say, so that do us a part.

00:36:07Don't worry about that. I'm going to pay you an acting salary. The same as I do with my models and actors.

00:36:13No, Chris Roberts. Those actresses must earn a fortune.

00:36:18Considering our attitude, I'm going to go with minimum wage.

00:36:21Usually, they pay around $500,000 and now $150,000. That's enough for you.

00:36:28Per year?

00:36:29Per month, of course.

00:36:30So, you have a son? Don't get me wrong. Just want to know more about my wife.

00:36:54Yeah. His name is Luke. He's nine.

00:36:57In summer camp, I'm aware of the divorce.

00:37:11Good lord. That looks calorie-packed.

00:37:15First, it's not for you.

00:37:17Second, I hate when people reduce food to calories.

00:37:19Geez, touchy. It'll make my loving you seem even more dramatic.

00:37:27Keep that up. Another thing, clear your schedule for tomorrow. We're meeting the director.

00:37:33Already?

00:37:33This is your first time stepping out as my wife and I really want you to take it seriously.

00:37:39You need to dress up nicely, alright? Because it's going to be the first time that you're going to act as my wife.

00:37:44Come on. This top I'm wearing is like from the supermarket.

00:37:48I'll solve this problem right now.

00:37:51Hey, Brad.

00:37:52Oh my god. I didn't expect this to be such a huge project.

00:38:04But luckily, I'm a Hollywood-style-ish.

00:38:06Alright, girls. Let's get going.

00:38:10Right here.

00:38:12I got it.

00:38:13Are you okay, baby?

00:38:23Watch out.

00:38:24Let's calm down.

00:38:24Can't you set up back here?

00:38:26Get them out of here.

00:38:27Oh my god. Are you okay, baby?

00:38:35Are these ladies' fashion pieces worth the expense for her?

00:38:39She's my wife now.

00:38:41So yes, it's worth it.

00:38:43Hmm.

00:38:45Baby Ro, I did my best today.

00:38:48Remember, Rome wasn't built in the day.

00:39:04How do I look?

00:39:07Wow.

00:39:08You're the most beautiful you have ever seen.

00:39:13Wow.

00:39:14You sure ain't sure of that ass.

00:39:16Why aren't you closing the Victoria's Secret show this year?

00:39:20Julia,

00:39:21her acting skills surpassed mine.

00:39:23That's what handling a big story does to me.

00:39:26Let's go, girls.

00:39:28Thank you so much, guys.

00:39:29No problem, baby.

00:39:30Geez.

00:39:31Geez.

00:39:32How did I not realize my backside has such potential?

00:39:37Just like Kardashians.

00:39:39Guess you regret this fake marriage now, huh?

00:39:43God is fair.

00:39:44Though he didn't bless you with a fury physique,

00:39:47he gave you unbridled confidence.

00:39:48Wow.

00:39:54You're totally gonna nail that role now.

00:39:55We look so perfect together.

00:39:58It's a match made in heaven.

00:39:59No, no, no.

00:40:12There's no spark between you two.

00:40:14You don't love your wife at all.

00:40:16I'm sorry that I can't give you this role.

00:40:18But we haven't even started talking.

00:40:20You know the law talk is about feeling.

00:40:23I don't feel your love for her.

00:40:26He's crazy about me.

00:40:28The moment I was divorced,

00:40:29he swooped in with a helicopter proposal.

00:40:33I love you, baby.

00:40:35That's because I just can't wait

00:40:37to spend the rest of my life with you.

00:40:43Come back to me.

00:40:44You'll learn to be a proper...

00:40:46Geez.

00:40:49Are you sure he's top Hollywood's director?

00:40:52and not some charlatan?

00:40:53Yes, but he did catch you

00:40:55rolling your eyes at me.

00:40:56Maybe it's only because

00:40:57you ordered a cup of water?

00:40:58Any steak?

00:40:59Perhaps that's to avoid

00:41:00your dress zipper

00:41:01bursting from one extra bite.

00:41:04You guessed right.

00:41:10Much better now.

00:41:22Can you eat quieter?

00:41:25You're disturbing my reading.

00:41:35You're married?

00:41:36What's up?

00:41:37What?

00:41:38Your daughter's in the hospital

00:41:39with a fever?

00:41:39Of course.

00:41:40I can cover your shift today.

00:41:43Where are you going?

00:41:44The contract

00:41:46doesn't require me

00:41:47to report my personal itinerary to you.

00:41:55Aubrey,

00:41:56what are you doing here?

00:41:58You're not stalking me,

00:41:59are you?

00:42:00Listen,

00:42:01stop harassing me.

00:42:03Tiffany and I

00:42:04are engaged.

00:42:06Sorry to disappoint you,

00:42:08but I'm married too.

00:42:09It's not just you

00:42:10who found someone new.

00:42:12Jim!

00:42:13I told you

00:42:14she put up a front

00:42:15about finding someone else.

00:42:18I do have a husband

00:42:20and he's hotter,

00:42:22wealthier,

00:42:22and lasts longer in bed

00:42:24than you ever did.

00:42:25If he's so great,

00:42:27when's an old-timer like you

00:42:28still going here

00:42:29serving tapes?

00:42:30Come on, man.

00:42:31Don't just stand there.

00:42:32Serve us.

00:42:34I want

00:42:35hot tea.

00:42:37Geeze.

00:42:47You trying to

00:42:48scald me?

00:42:59Are you satisfied now?

00:43:00That's better.

00:43:02Drink up, dear.

00:43:04Ouch!

00:43:05This huge diamond ring

00:43:07makes it hard

00:43:08to lift my hand.

00:43:10Check out

00:43:10my engagement ring

00:43:11from Mark.

00:43:13It's whopping

00:43:13two carats.

00:43:15I heard

00:43:16your wedding ring

00:43:17was

00:43:17a freebie

00:43:20that came

00:43:21with some furniture

00:43:22shopping,

00:43:23wasn't it?

00:43:24Wow,

00:43:25good for you.

00:43:26And when you guys

00:43:27eventually split,

00:43:28you will get

00:43:29a nice chunk

00:43:30of change

00:43:31from selling

00:43:32this treasure.

00:43:35Don't stoop

00:43:36their level.

00:43:37You,

00:43:38go and get

00:43:38the steaks ready

00:43:39in ten minutes,

00:43:40else I'll be

00:43:41reporting you.

00:43:42I said

00:43:42half an hour

00:43:44when you ordered.

00:43:45Then,

00:43:45figured it out.

00:43:48Wait.

00:43:49Cup of my water.

00:43:56Mary,

00:43:57you owe me

00:43:58a proper meal.

00:43:59I'll refrain

00:44:00from stabbing

00:44:00those two

00:44:01for your job's sake.

00:44:02Aubrey?

00:44:06Why are you

00:44:07waitressing?

00:44:07We're not

00:44:08really married.

00:44:09What I do

00:44:09is none

00:44:09of your business.

00:44:13Let's go.

00:44:14The advertisers

00:44:14are waiting.

00:44:18Keep an eye

00:44:18on her.

00:44:19Make sure

00:44:20nobody messes

00:44:21with her.

00:44:21I'm not her agent.

00:44:23But she's my wife,

00:44:24at least on paper.

00:44:25Okay, guys.

00:44:25If you don't need

00:44:26anything else,

00:44:27I'm gonna head out

00:44:28and change shifts.

00:44:30Oh,

00:44:30oh my god.

00:44:31My ring.

00:44:32It's gone.

00:44:34Since you're

00:44:35the only one

00:44:35serving us,

00:44:36I suspect

00:44:37you stole my ring.

00:44:38Just because

00:44:39you're a bitch

00:44:40doesn't mean

00:44:40everyone is.

00:44:41I wouldn't even

00:44:42want to touch

00:44:43the stuff you've

00:44:44worn,

00:44:44let alone steal it.

00:44:46Denying

00:44:47won't help.

00:44:48It's only

00:44:49you somewhere.

00:44:53See?

00:44:54This is proof.

00:44:55I'm gonna

00:45:00have you

00:45:00fired.

00:45:02No way!

00:45:02You're framing

00:45:03me on purpose!

00:45:09Got it.

00:45:10Get the restaurant

00:45:11owner over here

00:45:12for me.

00:45:15You and your

00:45:16husband are so

00:45:17sweet.

00:45:18He always

00:45:18remembered to

00:45:19buy his favorite

00:45:19pizza.

00:45:21Sweet?

00:45:21We haven't

00:45:22gotten busy

00:45:23since Thanksgiving

00:45:24three years ago.

00:45:27Look at them.

00:45:28That's what we

00:45:29call sweet.

00:45:29I wish my

00:45:30hubby was like

00:45:30that.

00:45:33That's actually

00:45:34my husband!

00:45:35You jerk

00:45:35cheating on me

00:45:36behind my back!

00:45:37Aubrey!

00:45:38Let me

00:45:38explain!

00:45:40Wait!

00:45:41Wait!

00:45:42Stop!

00:45:44Fast!

00:45:46Alright!

00:45:46Enough!

00:45:48Cut it out!

00:45:48I wouldn't

00:45:51have to be

00:45:51out here

00:45:52messing around

00:45:53if you

00:45:54didn't push

00:45:54me to do

00:45:56it.

00:45:56Look at

00:45:56yourself.

00:45:57Sloppy,

00:45:59rude,

00:46:00totally

00:46:01unfeminine.

00:46:03I want

00:46:03a divorce.

00:46:05Crazy lady.

00:46:14Get that

00:46:15scumbag!

00:46:16No need

00:46:16for karma.

00:46:16I can't

00:46:17handle this

00:46:17myself.

00:46:17Hand me

00:46:18the car

00:46:18key.

00:46:28Chris,

00:46:29Leo snucked

00:46:30the role

00:46:31you wanted.

00:46:32No way.

00:46:33Why him?

00:46:34I cannot

00:46:35understand that.

00:46:36He has fewer

00:46:37Instagram followers

00:46:37than me,

00:46:38and his last

00:46:39movie made

00:46:39only $100

00:46:40million.

00:46:41The director's

00:46:41looking for a

00:46:42guy who's

00:46:43totally devoted

00:46:43to his wife.

00:46:45Leo and his

00:46:45wife are

00:46:46Hollywood's

00:46:46poster couple.

00:46:47for true

00:46:48love.

00:46:49But what

00:46:49about you?

00:46:50You're a

00:46:5040-year-old

00:46:51bachelor known

00:46:52around town

00:46:53as a total

00:46:54playboy.

00:46:55What if I

00:46:56told everyone

00:46:57that I've

00:46:58actually been

00:46:58in love with

00:46:59one woman

00:46:59for all

00:47:00those years,

00:47:01years?

00:47:02But she's

00:47:02married,

00:47:03and all

00:47:03my wild

00:47:04dating

00:47:04was just

00:47:04to try

00:47:05and forget

00:47:05her.

00:47:06You think

00:47:06that would

00:47:06lend me

00:47:06the role?

00:47:07Sounds

00:47:07more like

00:47:08excused me.

00:47:10That's not

00:47:10good enough,

00:47:11huh?

00:47:12Alright,

00:47:13do I have to

00:47:13say she just

00:47:14got divorced

00:47:15and I'm

00:47:15rushing to

00:47:16marry her,

00:47:16vowing to

00:47:17never look at

00:47:18another

00:47:18supermodel

00:47:19again to

00:47:19prove I can

00:47:20be a

00:47:20committed

00:47:21guy?

00:47:21Now that's

00:47:22a story

00:47:23people might

00:47:23buy into.

00:47:25But the

00:47:25problem is

00:47:26you're just

00:47:27making this

00:47:27up on

00:47:28the spot.

00:47:29Alright.

00:47:32I wish

00:47:32a woman

00:47:33like that

00:47:33would just

00:47:34fall into

00:47:34my life

00:47:35for real.

00:47:38Damn it!

00:47:40Fuck.

00:47:46I'm so

00:47:47sorry.

00:47:48Are you

00:47:48nuts?

00:47:49Nuts?

00:47:51Is that

00:47:53all your

00:47:53men got?

00:47:54Yeah,

00:47:54I'm nuts.

00:47:55But you

00:47:56guys,

00:47:56eat those

00:47:56cooked by

00:47:57nuts.

00:47:57Sleep with

00:47:58nuts.

00:47:58Have kids

00:47:59with nuts.

00:48:00You are

00:48:00the real

00:48:00nuts here.

00:48:01No offense,

00:48:03but I'm

00:48:03Chris Roberts.

00:48:04I only sleep

00:48:05with supermodels

00:48:06under 25 years

00:48:07old.

00:48:09Only

00:48:10supermodels!

00:48:13Screw you

00:48:14fuck,

00:48:15Chris Roberts!

00:48:15shit!

00:48:16I sold the house.

00:48:34You've got till

00:48:35tonight to move

00:48:35out, or

00:48:36your stuff

00:48:37will be thrown

00:48:38away.

00:48:40If you want to

00:48:41divorce me,

00:48:42fight!

00:48:43Go ahead!

00:48:43But how

00:48:45dare you

00:48:45sell our

00:48:46house without

00:48:47my consent?

00:48:49I'll sue

00:48:50you!

00:48:50Think you

00:48:50can afford

00:48:51a lawyer?

00:48:52Don't mess

00:48:53with me,

00:48:53or fight for

00:48:54a cutsafe

00:48:55or a

00:48:55jobless

00:48:56housewife

00:48:57like you

00:48:57won't stand

00:48:58a chance.

00:48:59Despicable!

00:49:01So,

00:49:02you divorced?

00:49:03It's none of

00:49:04your business!

00:49:05Marry me!

00:49:05Are you

00:49:13insane?

00:49:16My car's

00:49:17worth

00:49:17four million

00:49:18dollars.

00:49:19You want to

00:49:20talk about

00:49:20marriage

00:49:21or

00:49:22compensation?

00:49:25This way,

00:49:25mum.

00:49:29Watch us

00:49:30that,

00:49:31mum.

00:49:31welcome,

00:49:38ma'am.

00:49:49Wow.

00:49:50So,

00:49:50it's your

00:49:51house at

00:49:515th Central

00:49:52Avenue.

00:49:53I've seen

00:49:53it in a

00:49:54magazine.

00:49:54so I

00:50:09get a room

00:50:10like this

00:50:10for a

00:50:11fake

00:50:11marriage?

00:50:12No.

00:50:13This is

00:50:13for Elizabeth,

00:50:14my dog.

00:50:15Yours is

00:50:15upstairs.

00:50:16Bigger

00:50:17and better.

00:50:18Forget that.

00:50:19Come sign

00:50:19the contract.

00:50:20sign this

00:50:24and you

00:50:25will be

00:50:25my wife.

00:50:26Sorry,

00:50:26what's

00:50:27your name

00:50:27again?

00:50:28Aubrey.

00:50:29Okay.

00:50:30Aubrey,

00:50:30listen to

00:50:31me.

00:50:32I love

00:50:32you for

00:50:33more than

00:50:3310 years.

00:50:34I heard

00:50:35that you're

00:50:36divorced.

00:50:37So,

00:50:38I popped

00:50:39the question

00:50:39right away.

00:50:41What?

00:50:42Really?

00:50:42Are you

00:50:43kidding me?

00:50:44Aubrey,

00:50:45this marriage

00:50:46is just

00:50:46for show.

00:50:47I hope

00:50:47you won't

00:50:47catch

00:50:48real feelings

00:50:49for me.

00:50:51Relax.

00:50:52Not falling

00:50:52for you

00:50:53as easy

00:50:53as drinking

00:50:54and eating.

00:50:54Great.

00:50:55That's

00:50:55amazing.

00:50:56Once I

00:50:57secure the

00:50:57role

00:50:57and back

00:50:58that Oscar,

00:50:59we'll

00:51:00part our

00:51:00ways

00:51:01smoothly.

00:51:03So,

00:51:04we stuck

00:51:04together

00:51:05until we

00:51:05win an

00:51:06Oscar?

00:51:08Might as

00:51:08well say

00:51:09so that

00:51:10do us

00:51:10a part.

00:51:11Don't

00:51:11worry

00:51:11about

00:51:11that.

00:51:12I'm

00:51:12going to

00:51:13pay you

00:51:13an acting

00:51:14salary,

00:51:14the same

00:51:15as I

00:51:15do

00:51:15with my

00:51:15models

00:51:16and

00:51:16actors.

00:51:17You're

00:51:17Chris

00:51:18Roberts.

00:51:19Those

00:51:19actresses

00:51:20must earn

00:51:20a fortune.

00:51:21Considering

00:51:22our

00:51:22attitude,

00:51:23I'm

00:51:23going to

00:51:23go with

00:51:23minimum

00:51:24wage.

00:51:25Usually

00:51:25they pay

00:51:25around

00:51:26500

00:51:26grand

00:51:27and

00:51:27now

00:51:27150

00:51:28K.

00:51:29That's

00:51:29enough

00:51:30for you.

00:51:31Per year?

00:51:32Per month,

00:51:33of course.

00:51:47So you

00:51:47have

00:51:47a

00:51:47son?

00:51:49Don't get

00:51:49me wrong,

00:51:50just want

00:51:50to know

00:51:51more

00:51:51about

00:51:51my

00:51:51wife.

00:51:57Yeah.

00:51:59His name

00:51:59is Luke.

00:52:00He's

00:52:00nine.

00:52:02In

00:52:02summer

00:52:02camp,

00:52:04unaware

00:52:04of

00:52:04the

00:52:04divorce.

00:52:14Good

00:52:15lord,

00:52:15that looks

00:52:16calorie

00:52:17packed.

00:52:18First,

00:52:19it's not

00:52:19for you.

00:52:20Second,

00:52:20I hate

00:52:21when people

00:52:21reduce food

00:52:22to calories.

00:52:24Jeez,

00:52:25touchy.

00:52:26It'll

00:52:26make

00:52:27my

00:52:27loving

00:52:27you

00:52:27seem

00:52:28even

00:52:28more

00:52:28dramatic.

00:52:30Keep

00:52:30that

00:52:30up.

00:52:31Another

00:52:31thing,

00:52:32clear

00:52:32your

00:52:32schedule

00:52:33for

00:52:33tomorrow

00:52:33for

00:52:34meeting

00:52:34the

00:52:34director.

00:52:36Already?

00:52:37This is

00:52:38your first

00:52:38time stepping

00:52:39out as

00:52:39my wife

00:52:40and I

00:52:40really

00:52:40want you

00:52:41to take

00:52:41it

00:52:41seriously.

00:52:42Need

00:52:42to dress

00:52:43up

00:52:43nicely,

00:52:43alright?

00:52:44Because

00:52:44it's

00:52:45going

00:52:45to be

00:52:45the

00:52:45first

00:52:45time

00:52:45that

00:52:46you're

00:52:46going

00:52:46to

00:52:46act

00:52:46as

00:52:47my

00:52:47wife.

00:52:48Come

00:52:48on,

00:52:49this

00:52:49top

00:52:49I'm

00:52:49wearing

00:52:49is

00:52:50like

00:52:50from

00:52:50the

00:52:50supermarket.

00:52:52I'll

00:52:52solve

00:52:52this

00:52:52problem

00:52:53right

00:52:53now.

00:52:54Hey

00:52:55Brad,

00:52:56didn't

00:52:57you say

00:52:58you could

00:52:58transform

00:52:58any

00:52:59woman?

00:53:01Oh

00:53:01my

00:53:02God,

00:53:04I didn't

00:53:04expect

00:53:04this to

00:53:04be such

00:53:05a huge

00:53:06project,

00:53:07but luckily

00:53:07I'm a

00:53:08Hollywood

00:53:08stylish.

00:53:10Alright

00:53:10girls,

00:53:11let's

00:53:11get

00:53:12going.

00:53:14Right

00:53:14here.

00:53:15I

00:53:15got

00:53:15it.

00:53:20Are

00:53:25these

00:53:39ladies

00:53:40fashion

00:53:40pieces

00:53:41worth

00:53:41the

00:53:42expense

00:53:42for

00:53:42her?

00:53:43She's

00:53:43my

00:53:43wife

00:53:44now,

00:53:44so

00:53:44yes,

00:53:45it's

00:53:45worth

00:53:45it.

00:53:48Baby

00:53:49Rao,

00:53:49I

00:53:49did

00:53:50my

00:53:50best

00:53:50today.

00:53:51Remember,

00:53:52Rome

00:53:53wasn't

00:53:53built

00:53:53in

00:53:53the

00:53:53day.

00:54:08How

00:54:08do I

00:54:08look?

00:54:10Wow,

00:54:11you're

00:54:12the most

00:54:12beautiful

00:54:13you

00:54:13have

00:54:13ever

00:54:13seen.

00:54:16Wow,

00:54:17you

00:54:18sure

00:54:18ain't

00:54:18sure

00:54:18that

00:54:18ass.

00:54:19Why

00:54:19aren't

00:54:19you

00:54:20closing

00:54:20the

00:54:20Victoria's

00:54:21Secret

00:54:21show

00:54:21this

00:54:22year?

00:54:23Julia,

00:54:24her acting

00:54:25skills

00:54:25surpassed

00:54:26mine.

00:54:27That's

00:54:27what

00:54:27handling

00:54:28a big

00:54:28story

00:54:28does

00:54:29to

00:54:29me.

00:54:30Let's

00:54:30go,

00:54:30girls.

00:54:31Thank

00:54:31you so

00:54:32much,

00:54:32guys.

00:54:32No

00:54:33problem,

00:54:33baby.

00:54:35Jeez,

00:54:36how did

00:54:37I not

00:54:37realize

00:54:37my

00:54:38backside

00:54:38has

00:54:38such

00:54:39potential?

00:54:40Just

00:54:40like

00:54:41Kardashians.

00:54:42Guess

00:54:43you regret

00:54:43this

00:54:43fake

00:54:44marriage

00:54:44now,

00:54:44huh?

00:54:44God

00:54:46is

00:54:47fair.

00:54:48Though

00:54:48he didn't

00:54:48bless you

00:54:48with a

00:54:49fury

00:54:49physique,

00:54:50he gave

00:54:50you

00:54:51unbrittle

00:54:51confidence.

00:54:56Wow,

00:54:57you're totally

00:54:57going to nail

00:54:58that role

00:54:58now.

00:54:59We look

00:54:59so perfect

00:55:00together.

00:55:01It's a

00:55:01match

00:55:02made in

00:55:02heaven.

00:55:03No,

00:55:14no,

00:55:14no.

00:55:15There's

00:55:15no spark

00:55:16between you

00:55:17two.

00:55:17You don't

00:55:18love your

00:55:18wife at

00:55:19all.

00:55:19I'm

00:55:19sorry

00:55:20that I

00:55:20can't

00:55:20give you

00:55:21this

00:55:21role.

00:55:21We

00:55:22haven't

00:55:22even

00:55:22started

00:55:23talking.

00:55:23You

00:55:24know

00:55:24the

00:55:24lot

00:55:24talk

00:55:24is

00:55:24about

00:55:25feeling.

00:55:26I

00:55:26don't

00:55:27feel

00:55:27your

00:55:27love

00:55:27for

00:55:28her.

00:55:29He's

00:55:30crazy

00:55:30about

00:55:31me.

00:55:31The

00:55:31moment

00:55:31I

00:55:32was

00:55:32divorced,

00:55:32he swooped

00:55:33in

00:55:33with

00:55:33a

00:55:34helicopter

00:55:34proposal.

00:55:37I

00:55:37love

00:55:37you,

00:55:38baby.

00:55:38That's

00:55:39because I

00:55:39just

00:55:39can't

00:55:40wait

00:55:40to

00:55:40spend

00:55:40the

00:55:40rest

00:55:41of

00:55:41my

00:55:41life

00:55:41with

00:55:41you.

00:55:46Come

00:55:47back to

00:55:47me.

00:55:48You'll

00:55:48learn

00:55:48to

00:55:48be

00:55:48a

00:55:48proper

00:55:49of

00:55:49you.

00:55:51Jeez.

00:55:52Are

00:55:52you

00:55:52sure

00:55:53he's

00:55:54top

00:55:54Hollywood's

00:55:54director

00:55:55and

00:55:56not

00:55:56some

00:55:56charlatan?

00:55:57Yes,

00:55:57but

00:55:57he

00:55:58did

00:55:58catch

00:55:58you

00:55:58rolling

00:55:58your

00:55:59eyes

00:55:59at

00:55:59me.

00:55:59Maybe

00:56:00it's

00:56:00only

00:56:00because

00:56:00you

00:56:01ordered

00:56:01a

00:56:01cup

00:56:01water

00:56:02any

00:56:02steak?

00:56:03Perhaps

00:56:03that's

00:56:03to

00:56:03avoid

00:56:04your

00:56:04dress

00:56:04zipper

00:56:04bursting

00:56:06from

00:56:06one

00:56:06extra

00:56:06bite.

00:56:08You

00:56:08guessed

00:56:08right.

00:56:13Much

00:56:13better

00:56:14now.

00:56:26Can

00:56:27you

00:56:27eat

00:56:27quieter?

00:56:28You're

00:56:28disturbing

00:56:29my

00:56:29reading.

00:56:31you're

00:56:38married?

00:56:39What's

00:56:40up?

00:56:40What?

00:56:41Your

00:56:41daughter's

00:56:42in the

00:56:42hospital

00:56:42with

00:56:42a

00:56:42fever?

00:56:43Of

00:56:43course.

00:56:43I

00:56:44can

00:56:44cover

00:56:44your

00:56:44shift

00:56:44today.

00:56:46Where

00:56:47are you

00:56:47going?

00:56:48The

00:56:48contract

00:56:49doesn't

00:56:49require

00:56:50me

00:56:50to

00:56:50report

00:56:50my

00:56:50personal

00:56:51itinerary

00:56:51to

00:56:51you.

00:56:51a

00:56:59Aubrey

00:56:59what are you

00:57:00doing here?

00:57:02You're not

00:57:02stalking me

00:57:03are you?

00:57:04Listen,

00:57:05stop

00:57:05harassing me.

00:57:06Tiffany

00:57:06and I

00:57:07are engaged.

00:57:10Sorry to

00:57:10disappoint you

00:57:11but I'm

00:57:12married too.

00:57:13It's not

00:57:13just you

00:57:13who found

00:57:14someone new.

00:57:15Jim!

00:57:15I

00:57:16told

00:57:17you

00:57:17she

00:57:17put

00:57:17up

00:57:17a

00:57:18front

00:57:18about

00:57:18finding

00:57:18someone

00:57:19else.

00:57:22I

00:57:22do

00:57:22have

00:57:23a

00:57:23husband

00:57:23and

00:57:23he's

00:57:24hotter

00:57:24wealthier

00:57:25and

00:57:26last

00:57:26longer

00:57:27in

00:57:27bed

00:57:27than

00:57:27you

00:57:27ever

00:57:27did.

00:57:28If

00:57:28he's

00:57:29so

00:57:29great

00:57:29when's

00:57:30an

00:57:30old

00:57:31timer

00:57:31like

00:57:31you

00:57:31still

00:57:32going

00:57:32here

00:57:32serving

00:57:33tapes?

00:57:34Come

00:57:34on

00:57:34man

00:57:34don't

00:57:35just

00:57:35stand

00:57:35there

00:57:36serve

00:57:36us.

00:57:38I

00:57:38want

00:57:39hot

00:57:39tea.

00:57:40jeez

00:57:50you

00:57:51trying

00:57:51to

00:57:52scald

00:57:52me?

00:57:58Are you

00:58:03satisfied

00:58:03now?

00:58:04That's

00:58:04better.

00:58:05Drink

00:58:06up

00:58:06dear.

00:58:07Ouch

00:58:08this

00:58:09huge

00:58:10diamond

00:58:10ring

00:58:10makes

00:58:11it

00:58:11hard

00:58:11to

00:58:11lift

00:58:12my

00:58:12hand.

00:58:13Check

00:58:13out

00:58:14my

00:58:14engagement

00:58:14ring

00:58:15from

00:58:15Mark.

00:58:16It's

00:58:16whopping

00:58:17two

00:58:17carats.

00:58:18I

00:58:19heard

00:58:19your

00:58:20wedding

00:58:20ring

00:58:20was

00:58:20a

00:58:23freebie

00:58:23that

00:58:24came

00:58:24with

00:58:24some

00:58:24furniture

00:58:25shopping.

00:58:26Wasn't

00:58:26it?

00:58:27Wow.

00:58:28Good

00:58:29for

00:58:29you.

00:58:30And when

00:58:30you guys

00:58:30eventually

00:58:31split,

00:58:32you

00:58:32will

00:58:32get

00:58:33a

00:58:33nice

00:58:33chunk

00:58:34of

00:58:34change

00:58:34from

00:58:35selling

00:58:35this

00:58:36treasure.

00:58:38Don't

00:58:38stupid

00:58:39our

00:58:39level.

00:58:40You,

00:58:41go and

00:58:41get the

00:58:42steaks

00:58:42ready in

00:58:43ten

00:58:43minutes,

00:58:43else

00:58:44I'll

00:58:44be

00:58:44reporting

00:58:45you.

00:58:45I

00:58:45said

00:58:46half

00:58:47an

00:58:47hour

00:58:47when

00:58:47you

00:58:48ordered.

00:58:48Then

00:58:48figured

00:58:49it

00:58:49out.

00:58:51Wait.

00:58:53Tub

00:58:53above

00:58:53my

00:58:53water.

00:59:00Mary,

00:59:00you

00:59:01owe

00:59:01me

00:59:01a

00:59:01proper

00:59:01meal.

00:59:02I

00:59:02refrain

00:59:03from

00:59:03stabbing

00:59:04those

00:59:04two

00:59:04for

00:59:04your

00:59:04job's

00:59:05sake.

00:59:08Aubrey,

00:59:09why

00:59:10are you

00:59:10waitressing?

00:59:11We're

00:59:11not

00:59:11really

00:59:11married.

00:59:12What

00:59:12I

00:59:12do

00:59:12is

00:59:12none

00:59:13of

00:59:13your

00:59:13business.

00:59:16Let's

00:59:17go.

00:59:17The

00:59:17advertisers

00:59:18are

00:59:18waiting.

00:59:21Keep

00:59:22an eye

00:59:22on

00:59:22her.

00:59:23Make

00:59:23sure

00:59:23nobody

00:59:24messes

00:59:24with

00:59:24her.

00:59:25I'm

00:59:25not

00:59:25her

00:59:25agent.

00:59:26But

00:59:26she's

00:59:26my

00:59:26wife,

00:59:27at least

00:59:27on

00:59:27paper.

00:59:28Okay

00:59:28guys,

00:59:29if

00:59:29you

00:59:29don't

00:59:29need

00:59:29anything

00:59:30else,

00:59:30I'm

00:59:31gonna

00:59:31head

00:59:31out

00:59:31and

00:59:31change

00:59:32this.

00:59:33Oh

00:59:33my

00:59:34god,

00:59:35my

00:59:35ring,

00:59:36it's

00:59:36gone.

00:59:37Since

00:59:38you're

00:59:38the only

00:59:38one

00:59:39serving

00:59:39us,

00:59:40I

00:59:40suspect

00:59:40you

00:59:41stole

00:59:41my

00:59:41ring.

00:59:42Just

00:59:42because

00:59:42you're

00:59:42a

00:59:43bitch

00:59:43doesn't

00:59:43mean

00:59:44everyone

00:59:44is.

00:59:45I

00:59:45wouldn't

00:59:52it's

00:59:52only

00:59:52you

00:59:53somewhere.

00:59:56See?

00:59:57This

00:59:58is

00:59:58proof.

01:00:02I'm

01:00:03gonna

01:00:03have

01:00:03you

01:00:04fired.

01:00:05No

01:00:05way,

01:00:06you're

01:00:06framing

01:00:06me

01:00:06on

01:00:06purpose.

01:00:12Got

01:00:13it.

01:00:13Get

01:00:14the

01:00:14restaurant

01:00:14owner

01:00:14over

01:00:15here

01:00:15for

01:00:15me.

01:00:19You

01:00:19and

01:00:19your

01:00:19husband

01:00:20are

01:00:20so

01:00:20sweet.

01:00:21You

01:00:21always

01:00:21remember

01:00:22to

01:00:22buy

01:00:22his

01:00:22favorite

01:00:23pizza.

01:00:24Sweet?

01:00:25We

01:00:25haven't

01:00:26gotten

01:00:26busy

01:00:26since

01:00:27Thanksgiving

01:00:28three

01:00:28years

01:00:29ago.

01:00:30Look

01:00:30at

01:00:30them.

01:00:31That's

01:00:32what

01:00:32we

01:00:32call

01:00:32sweet.

01:00:33I

01:00:33wish

01:00:33my

01:00:33hubby

01:00:33was

01:00:34like

01:00:34that.

01:00:36That's

01:00:37actually

01:00:37my

01:00:37husband.

01:00:38You

01:00:38jerk

01:00:38cheating

01:00:39on me

01:00:39behind

01:00:39my

01:00:39back.

01:00:40Aubrey,

01:00:41let me

01:00:42explain.

01:00:43Wait,

01:00:43wait,

01:00:44wait,

01:00:45stop.

01:00:47All right,

01:00:50enough.

01:00:50cut

01:00:51it

01:00:51out.

01:00:53I

01:00:53wouldn't

01:00:54have to

01:00:54be out

01:00:54here.

01:00:55Less

01:00:55in a round

01:00:56if you

01:00:57didn't

01:00:57push me

01:00:58to do

01:00:59it.

01:00:59Look

01:01:00at

01:01:00yourself.

01:01:01Sloppy,

01:01:02rude,

01:01:03totally

01:01:04unfeminine.

01:01:06I

01:01:07want a

01:01:07divorce.

01:01:08Crazy

01:01:09lady.

01:01:17Get that

01:01:18scumbag.

01:01:19No need

01:01:19for

01:01:19karma.

01:01:20I

01:01:20can't

01:01:20handle

01:01:20this

01:01:20myself.

01:01:21Hand me

01:01:21the car

01:01:22key.

01:01:22I

01:01:23don't

01:01:24know.

01:01:25I

01:01:26don't

01:01:27know.

01:01:28I

01:01:29don't

01:01:30know.

01:01:32Chris,

01:01:33Leo's not the

01:01:34role you

01:01:34wanted.

01:01:35No way.

01:01:37Why him?

01:01:38I

01:01:38cannot

01:01:38understand

01:01:39that.

01:01:39He

01:01:39has fewer

01:01:40Instagram

01:01:40followers

01:01:41than me

01:01:41and his

01:01:42last movie

01:01:42made only

01:01:43100

01:01:43million

01:01:43dollars.

01:01:44The

01:01:44director's

01:01:45looking

01:01:45for a

01:01:45guy

01:01:45who's

01:01:46totally

01:01:46devoted

01:01:47to

01:01:47his

01:01:47wife.

01:01:48Leo

01:01:48and

01:01:48his

01:01:48wife

01:01:49are

01:01:49Hollywood's

01:01:50poster

01:01:50couple

01:01:50for

01:01:51true

01:01:51love.

01:01:52What

01:01:52about

01:01:52you?

01:01:53You're

01:01:54a

01:01:5440

01:01:54year

01:01:54old

01:01:54bachelor

01:01:55known

01:01:55around

01:01:56town

01:01:56as

01:01:57a

01:01:57total

01:01:57playboy.

01:01:58What

01:01:58if

01:01:59I

01:01:59told

01:02:00everyone

01:02:00that

01:02:01I've

01:02:01actually

01:02:01been

01:02:02in

01:02:02love

01:02:02with

01:02:02one

01:02:03woman

01:02:03for

01:02:03all

01:02:03those

01:02:04years

01:02:04but

01:02:05she's

01:02:05married

01:02:06and

01:02:06all

01:02:06my

01:02:06wild

01:02:07dating

01:02:07was

01:02:07just

01:02:07to

01:02:08try

01:02:08and

01:02:08forget

01:02:08her.

01:02:09You

01:02:09think

01:02:09that

01:02:09would

01:02:10lend

01:02:10me

01:02:10the

01:02:10role?

01:02:10Sounds

01:02:11more

01:02:11like

01:02:11excused

01:02:12me.

01:02:13That's

01:02:13not

01:02:14good

01:02:14enough,

01:02:14huh?

01:02:15All

01:02:15right.

01:02:15Do

01:02:16I

01:02:16have

01:02:17to

01:02:17say

01:02:17she

01:02:17just

01:02:17got

01:02:18divorced

01:02:18and

01:02:18I'm

01:02:18rushing

01:02:19to

01:02:19marry

01:02:19her

01:02:19vowing

01:02:20to

01:02:20never

01:02:21look

01:02:21at

01:02:21another

01:02:21supermodel

01:02:22again

01:02:22to

01:02:23prove

01:02:23I

01:02:23can

01:02:23be

01:02:24a

01:02:24committed

01:02:24guy?

01:02:25Now

01:02:25that's

01:02:25a

01:02:26story

01:02:26people

01:02:26might

01:02:27buy

01:02:27into.

01:02:28But

01:02:29the

01:02:29problem

01:02:29is

01:02:29you're

01:02:30just

01:02:30making

01:02:30this

01:02:31up

01:02:31on

01:02:31the

01:02:31spot.

01:02:32All

01:02:32right.

01:02:35I

01:02:36wish

01:02:36a

01:02:36woman

01:02:36like

01:02:36that

01:02:37would

01:02:37just

01:02:37fall

01:02:37into

01:02:37my

01:02:38life

01:02:38for

01:02:38real.

01:02:38damn

01:02:42it.

01:02:43Fuck.

01:02:50I'm

01:02:50so

01:02:50sorry.

01:02:51Are

01:02:51you

01:02:51nuts?

01:02:52Nuts?

01:02:55Is

01:02:56that

01:02:56all

01:02:56your

01:02:57men

01:02:57got?

01:02:57Yeah,

01:02:58I'm

01:02:58nuts.

01:02:58But

01:02:59you

01:02:59guys

01:02:59eat

01:02:59don't

01:03:00cook

01:03:00by

01:03:00nuts.

01:03:01Sleep

01:03:01with

01:03:01nuts.

01:03:02Have

01:03:02kids

01:03:02with

01:03:02nuts.

01:03:03You

01:03:03are

01:03:03the

01:03:03real

01:03:04nuts

01:03:04here.

01:03:05No

01:03:05offense.

01:03:06But

01:03:06I'm

01:03:06Chris

01:03:07Roberts.

01:03:07I

01:03:08only

01:03:08sleep

01:03:08with

01:03:08super

01:03:09models

01:03:09under

01:03:1025

01:03:10years

01:03:10old.

01:03:13Only

01:03:13super

01:03:14models.

01:03:17Screw

01:03:17you

01:03:17fuck

01:03:18Chris

01:03:18Roberts.

01:03:28Shit.

01:03:36I

01:03:36sold

01:03:36the

01:03:37house.

01:03:37you

01:03:37got

01:03:38till

01:03:38tonight

01:03:38to

01:03:38move

01:03:39out.

01:03:39Or

01:03:40your

01:03:40stuff

01:03:41will

01:03:41be

01:03:41thrown

01:03:41away.

01:03:43If

01:03:44you

01:03:44want

01:03:44to

01:03:44divorce

01:03:45me,

01:03:45fine!

01:03:46Go

01:03:46ahead!

01:03:47But

01:03:47how

01:03:48dare

01:03:48you

01:03:49sell

01:03:49our

01:03:49house

01:03:50without

01:03:51my

01:03:51consent!

01:03:52I'll

01:03:53sue

01:03:53you!

01:03:53Think

01:03:54you

01:03:54can

01:03:54afford

01:03:54a

01:03:54lawyer?

01:03:56Don't

01:03:56mess

01:03:56with

01:03:56me,

01:03:57or

01:03:57apply

01:03:57for

01:03:57custody

01:03:58for

01:03:58our

01:03:58son.

01:03:59Jobless

01:03:59house

01:04:00like

01:04:00you

01:04:00won't

01:04:01stand

01:04:01a

01:04:01chance.

01:04:03Despicable!

01:04:03so

01:04:05a

01:04:05divorce?

01:04:06It's none of your business!

01:04:08Marry me!

01:04:15Are you insane?

01:04:17My

01:04:20car's worth

01:04:20four million

01:04:21dollars.

01:04:23You

01:04:23wanna

01:04:23talk

01:04:23about

01:04:23marriage

01:04:24or

01:04:25compensation?

01:04:28This

01:04:28way,

01:04:29ma'am.

01:04:33Watch

01:04:33us

01:04:33that,

01:04:34ma'am.

01:04:41Welcome,

01:04:41ma'am.

01:04:47a

01:04:48mother

01:04:48and

01:04:49a

01:04:51mother

01:04:51and

01:04:52ma'am.

01:04:52Wow,

01:04:53so it's

01:04:54your house

01:04:54at 5

01:04:55Central

01:04:55Avenue.

01:04:56I've seen

01:04:56it in

01:04:57a

01:04:57magazine.

01:05:11So,

01:05:12I get

01:05:13a

01:05:13room

01:05:13like

01:05:13this

01:05:14for

01:05:14fake

01:05:14marriage?

01:05:15No,

01:05:15this

01:05:16is

01:05:16for

01:05:17Elizabeth,

01:05:17my

01:05:17dog.

01:05:18Yours

01:05:18is

01:05:18upstairs.

01:05:19Bigger

01:05:20and

01:05:20better.

01:05:21Forget

01:05:22that.

01:05:22Come

01:05:22sign

01:05:23the

01:05:23contract.

01:05:26Sign

01:05:27this

01:05:27and

01:05:28you

01:05:28will

01:05:28be

01:05:28my

01:05:28wife.

01:05:29Sorry,

01:05:30what's

01:05:30your

01:05:30name

01:05:30again?

01:05:31Aubrey.

01:05:32Okay,

01:05:33Aubrey,

01:05:34listen to

01:05:35me.

01:05:35I

01:05:35love

01:05:36you

01:05:36for

01:05:36more

01:05:36than

01:05:3710

01:05:37years.

01:05:38I

01:05:38heard

01:05:38that

01:05:39you're

01:05:39divorced.

01:05:40So,

01:05:41I

01:05:41popped

01:05:42the

01:05:42question

01:05:42right

01:05:43away.

01:05:44What?

01:05:45Really?

01:05:46Are you

01:05:46kidding

01:05:46me?

01:05:48Aubrey,

01:05:48this marriage

01:05:49is just

01:05:49for show.

01:05:50I hope

01:05:50you won't

01:05:51catch

01:05:51real

01:05:52feelings

01:05:52for me.

01:05:54Relax,

01:05:55not falling

01:05:55for you

01:05:56as easy

01:05:56as drinking

01:05:57and eating.

01:05:57Great,

01:05:58that's

01:05:58amazing.

01:05:59Once I

01:06:00secure

01:06:00the role

01:06:01and back

01:06:01that Oscar,

01:06:02we'll

01:06:03part our

01:06:03ways

01:06:04smoothly.

01:06:07So,

01:06:07we stuck

01:06:08together

01:06:08until we

01:06:09win an

01:06:09Oscar?

01:06:11Might as

01:06:11well say

01:06:12till that

01:06:13do us

01:06:13a part.

01:06:14Don't

01:06:14worry about

01:06:14that.

01:06:15I'm

01:06:16going

01:06:16to

01:06:16pay

01:06:16you

01:06:16an

01:06:16acting

01:06:17salary.

01:06:18The

01:06:18same

01:06:18as

01:06:18I

01:06:18do

01:06:18with

01:06:19my

01:06:19models

01:06:19and

01:06:19actors.

01:06:20You're

01:06:21Chris

01:06:21Roberts.

01:06:22Those

01:06:22actresses

01:06:23must

01:06:23earn

01:06:24a

01:06:24fortune.

01:06:25Considering

01:06:25our

01:06:25attitude,

01:06:26I'm

01:06:26going

01:06:26to

01:06:26go

01:06:26with

01:06:27minimum

01:06:27wage.

01:06:28Usually

01:06:28they pay

01:06:29around

01:06:29500

01:06:29grand

01:06:30and

01:06:30now

01:06:31150

01:06:32K.

01:06:32That's

01:06:33enough

01:06:33for

01:06:33you.

01:06:35Per

01:06:35year?

01:06:35Per

01:06:36month,

01:06:36of

01:06:36course.

01:06:37So you

01:06:50have a

01:06:51son?

01:06:52Don't get

01:06:53me wrong,

01:06:53just want to

01:06:54know more

01:06:54about my

01:06:55wife.

01:06:55Yeah.

01:07:02His

01:07:02name

01:07:02is

01:07:03Luke.

01:07:03He's

01:07:04nine.

01:07:05In

01:07:05summer

01:07:06camp,

01:07:07unaware

01:07:07of

01:07:07the

01:07:07divorce.

01:07:17Good

01:07:18lord.

01:07:18That

01:07:19looks

01:07:19calorie

01:07:20packed.

01:07:21First,

01:07:22it's

01:07:22not

01:07:22for

01:07:22you.

01:07:23Second,

01:07:23I

01:07:24hate

01:07:24when

01:07:24people

01:07:25reduce

01:07:25food

01:07:25to

01:07:25calories.

01:07:27Jeez,

01:07:28touchy.

01:07:29It'll

01:07:30make my

01:07:30loving

01:07:30you seem

01:07:31even

01:07:31more

01:07:31dramatic.

01:07:33Keep

01:07:33that

01:07:33up.

01:07:34Another

01:07:34thing,

01:07:35clear

01:07:35your

01:07:36schedule

01:07:36for

01:07:36tomorrow

01:07:36for

01:07:37meeting

01:07:37the

01:07:37director.

01:07:39Already?

01:07:40This is

01:07:41your first

01:07:41time stepping

01:07:42out as

01:07:42my wife

01:07:43and I

01:07:43really

01:07:43want

01:07:44you

01:07:44to

01:07:44take

01:07:44it

01:07:44seriously.

01:07:45Need

01:07:46to

01:07:46dress

01:07:46up

01:07:46nicely,

01:07:47alright?

01:07:47Because

01:07:47it's

01:07:48going

01:07:48to

01:07:48be

01:07:48the

01:07:48first

01:07:48time

01:07:49that

01:07:49you're

01:07:49going

01:07:49to

01:07:49act

01:07:50as

01:07:50my

01:07:50wife.

01:07:51Come

01:07:51on,

01:07:52this

01:07:52top

01:07:52I'm

01:07:52wearing

01:07:53is

01:07:53like

01:07:53from

01:07:53the

01:07:53supermarket.

01:07:55I'll

01:07:55solve

01:07:55this

01:07:56problem

01:07:56right

01:07:56now.

01:07:58Hey

01:07:58Brad,

01:08:00didn't

01:08:00you say

01:08:01you could

01:08:01transform

01:08:02any

01:08:02woman?

01:08:04Oh

01:08:04my

01:08:05god,

01:08:07I didn't

01:08:07expect

01:08:07this to

01:08:08be such

01:08:08a

01:08:08huge

01:08:09project,

01:08:10but luckily

01:08:11I'm

01:08:11Hollywood

01:08:12stylish.

01:08:13Alright

01:08:13girls,

01:08:14let's

01:08:15get

01:08:15going.

01:08:17Right

01:08:17here.

01:08:18I

01:08:18got

01:08:19it.

01:08:22Are

01:08:28you

01:08:28okay

01:08:28baby?

01:08:29Watch

01:08:30out,

01:08:30boys,

01:08:30calm

01:08:31down.

01:08:31Can you

01:08:31set up

01:08:32back

01:08:32here?

01:08:33Get

01:08:33them

01:08:33back

01:08:33here.

01:08:34Oh

01:08:34my

01:08:34god,

01:08:35are

01:08:35you

01:08:35okay

01:08:35baby?

01:08:42Are

01:08:42these

01:08:42ladies

01:08:43fashion

01:08:43pieces

01:08:44worth

01:08:45the

01:08:45expense

01:08:45for

01:08:45her?

01:08:46She's

01:08:46my

01:08:47wife

01:08:47now,

01:08:47so

01:08:48yes,

01:08:48it's

01:08:48worth

01:08:49it.

01:08:51Baby

01:08:52well,

01:08:52I

01:08:53did

01:08:53my

01:08:53best

01:08:53today.

01:08:54Remember,

01:08:56Rome

01:08:56wasn't

01:08:56built

01:08:56in

01:08:57the

01:08:57day.

01:09:11How

01:09:11do I

01:09:11look?

01:09:13Wow,

01:09:14you're

01:09:15the most

01:09:15beautiful

01:09:16you

01:09:16have

01:09:16ever

01:09:16seen.

01:09:19Wow,

01:09:20you're

01:09:21sure

01:09:21that

01:09:22ass.

01:09:22Why

01:09:22aren't

01:09:23you

01:09:23closing

01:09:23the

01:09:23Victoria's

01:09:24Secret

01:09:24show

01:09:24this

01:09:25year?

01:09:26Julia,

01:09:27her acting

01:09:28skill

01:09:28surpassed

01:09:29mine.

01:09:30That's

01:09:30what handling

01:09:31a big

01:09:31story does

01:09:32to me.

01:09:33Let's

01:09:33go,

01:09:34girls.

01:09:34Thank

01:09:34you so

01:09:35much,

01:09:35guys.

01:09:36No

01:09:36problem,

01:09:36baby.

01:09:38Jeez,

01:09:39how did

01:09:40I not

01:09:40realize my

01:09:41backside

01:09:41has such

01:09:42potential?

01:09:43Just

01:09:44like

01:09:44Kardashians.

01:09:45Guess

01:09:46you regret

01:09:46this fake

01:09:47marriage

01:09:47now,

01:09:47huh?

01:09:48God

01:09:50is

01:09:50fair.

01:09:51Though

01:09:51he didn't

01:09:51bless you

01:09:52with a

01:09:52fury

01:09:52physique,

01:09:53he gave

01:09:54you

01:09:54unbrittle

01:09:54confidence.

01:09:59Wow,

01:10:00you're

01:10:00totally

01:10:01going to

01:10:01nail that

01:10:01role

01:10:01now.

01:10:02We

01:10:02look so

01:10:03perfect

01:10:03together.

01:10:04It's

01:10:04a match

01:10:05made

01:10:05in

01:10:06heaven.

01:10:06No,

01:10:17no,

01:10:18no.

01:10:18There's

01:10:19no spark

01:10:20between

01:10:20you two.

01:10:21You

01:10:21don't

01:10:21love your

01:10:21wife at

01:10:22all.

01:10:22I'm

01:10:23sorry

01:10:23that I

01:10:23can't

01:10:24give

01:10:24you

01:10:24this

01:10:24role.

01:10:25But

01:10:25we

01:10:25haven't

01:10:25even

01:10:25started

01:10:26talking.

01:10:27You

01:10:27know

01:10:27the

01:10:27lot

01:10:27talk

01:10:28is

01:10:28about

01:10:28feeling.

01:10:29I

01:10:29don't

01:10:30feel

01:10:30your

01:10:30love

01:10:31for

01:10:31her.

01:10:33He's

01:10:33crazy

01:10:33about

01:10:34me.

01:10:34The

01:10:34moment

01:10:35I

01:10:35was

01:10:35divorced,

01:10:35he swooped

01:10:36in

01:10:36with

01:10:37a

01:10:37helicopter

01:10:38proposal.

01:10:40I

01:10:40love

01:10:41you,

01:10:41baby.

01:10:42That's

01:10:42because I

01:10:42just

01:10:43can't

01:10:43wait

01:10:43to

01:10:43spend

01:10:43the

01:10:44rest

01:10:44of

01:10:44my

01:10:44life

01:10:44with

01:10:45you.

01:10:50Come

01:10:50back to

01:10:50me.

01:10:51You'll

01:10:51learn

01:10:51to

01:10:51be

01:10:52a

01:10:52proper

01:10:52other.

01:10:55Jeez.

01:10:55Are

01:10:56you

01:10:56sure

01:10:56he's

01:10:57top

01:10:57Hollywood's

01:10:58director

01:10:58and

01:10:59not

01:10:59some

01:10:59charlatan?

01:11:00Yes,

01:11:00but

01:11:01he

01:11:01did

01:11:01catch

01:11:01you

01:11:01rolling

01:11:02your

01:11:02eyes

01:11:02at

01:11:02me.

01:11:03Maybe

01:11:03it's

01:11:03only

01:11:03because

01:11:04you

01:11:04ordered

01:11:04a

01:11:04cup

01:11:04of

01:11:04water

01:11:05any

01:11:05steak?

01:11:06Perhaps

01:11:06that's

01:11:06to

01:11:06avoid

01:11:07your

01:11:07dress

01:11:07zipper

01:11:08bursting

01:11:09from

01:11:09one

01:11:09extra

01:11:09bite.

01:11:11You

01:11:11guessed

01:11:12right.

01:11:16Much

01:11:17better

01:11:17now.

01:11:29Can

01:11:30you

01:11:30eat

01:11:30quieter?

01:11:31You're

01:11:32disturbing

01:11:32my

01:11:32reading.

01:11:34you're

01:11:42married?

01:11:42What's

01:11:43up?

01:11:44What?

01:11:44Your

01:11:44daughter's

01:11:45in the

01:11:45hospital

01:11:45with

01:11:45a

01:11:46fever?

01:11:46Of

01:11:46course.

01:11:47I

01:11:47can

01:11:47cover

01:11:47your

01:11:47shift

01:11:47today.

01:11:50Where

01:11:50are you

01:11:50going?

01:11:51The

01:11:52contract

01:11:52doesn't

01:11:53require

01:11:53me to

01:11:53report

01:11:53my

01:11:54personal

01:11:54itinerary

01:11:54to

01:11:55you.

01:11:55you

01:12:03are you

01:12:03doing

01:12:04here?

01:12:04You're

01:12:05not

01:12:05stalking

01:12:06me

01:12:06are you?

01:12:07Listen,

01:12:08stop

01:12:08harassing

01:12:09me.

01:12:09Tiffany

01:12:09and I

01:12:10are

01:12:10engaged.

01:12:11sorry

01:12:13to

01:12:13disappoint

01:12:14you,

01:12:14but

01:12:15I'm

01:12:15married

01:12:15too.

01:12:16It's

01:12:16not

01:12:16just

01:12:16you

01:12:17who

01:12:17found

01:12:17someone

01:12:17new.

01:12:18Jim!

01:12:19I

01:12:20told you

01:12:20she put up

01:12:21a front

01:12:21about

01:12:21finding

01:12:21someone

01:12:22else.

01:12:25I

01:12:25do

01:12:25have

01:12:26a

01:12:26husband

01:12:26and

01:12:27he's

01:12:27hotter,

01:12:28wealthier,

01:12:29and

01:12:29last longer

01:12:30in bed

01:12:30than you

01:12:30ever did.

01:12:31If he's

01:12:32so

01:12:32great,

01:12:33when's

01:12:33an old

01:12:34timer

01:12:34like

01:12:34you

01:12:35still

01:12:35going

01:12:35here

01:12:36serving

01:12:36tapes?

01:12:37Come on,

01:12:37man,

01:12:38don't

01:12:38just

01:12:38stand

01:12:38there,

01:12:39serve

01:12:39us.

01:12:41I

01:12:41want

01:12:42hot

01:12:43tea.

01:12:53Jeez,

01:12:54you

01:12:54trying

01:12:55to

01:12:55sculpt

01:12:55me?

01:13:01Are you

01:13:06satisfied

01:13:06now?

01:13:07That's

01:13:07better.

01:13:09Drink up,

01:13:09dear.

01:13:10Ouch!

01:13:12This

01:13:12huge

01:13:13diamond

01:13:13ring

01:13:14makes

01:13:14it

01:13:14hard

01:13:14to

01:13:14lift

01:13:15my

01:13:15hand.

01:13:16Check

01:13:17out

01:13:17my

01:13:17engagement

01:13:18ring

01:13:18from

01:13:18Mark.

01:13:19It's

01:13:20whopping

01:13:20two

01:13:20carrots.

01:13:22I

01:13:22heard

01:13:23your wedding

01:13:23ring

01:13:23was

01:13:24a

01:13:26freebie

01:13:27that came

01:13:27with

01:13:27some

01:13:28furniture

01:13:28shopping,

01:13:29wasn't

01:13:30it?

01:13:30Wow!

01:13:31good

01:13:32for

01:13:32you.

01:13:33And

01:13:33when

01:13:33you

01:13:33guys

01:13:34eventually

01:13:34split,

01:13:35you

01:13:35will

01:13:36get

01:13:36a

01:13:36nice

01:13:36chunk

01:13:37of

01:13:37change

01:13:38from

01:13:38selling

01:13:38this

01:13:39treasure.

01:13:41Don't

01:13:42stupid

01:13:42are

01:13:42level.

01:13:43You,

01:13:44go and

01:13:45get the

01:13:45sticks

01:13:45ready

01:13:45in

01:13:46ten

01:13:46minutes,

01:13:47else

01:13:47I'll

01:13:47be

01:13:47reporting

01:13:48you.

01:13:48I

01:13:48said

01:13:49half

01:13:50an

01:13:50hour

01:13:50when

01:13:51you

01:13:51ordered.

01:13:51Then

01:13:52figured

01:13:52it

01:13:52out.

01:13:54Wait!

01:13:56Top

01:13:56of

01:13:56my

01:13:57water.

01:13:57Mary,

01:14:04you owe

01:14:04me a

01:14:04proper

01:14:05meal.

01:14:06I

01:14:06refrain

01:14:06from

01:14:06stabbing

01:14:07those

01:14:07two

01:14:07for

01:14:07your

01:14:07job's

01:14:08sake.

01:14:12Aubrey,

01:14:12why are

01:14:13you

01:14:13waitressing?

01:14:14We're

01:14:14not

01:14:14really

01:14:15married.

01:14:15What

01:14:15I

01:14:15do

01:14:16is

01:14:16none

01:14:16of

01:14:16your

01:14:16business.

01:14:20Let's

01:14:20go.

01:14:20The

01:14:21advertisers

01:14:21are

01:14:21waiting.

01:14:24Keep

01:14:25an eye

01:14:25on her.

01:14:26Make

01:14:26sure

01:14:27nobody

01:14:27messes

01:14:27with

01:14:27her.

01:14:28I'm

01:14:28not

01:14:28her

01:14:28agent.

01:14:29But

01:14:29she's

01:14:29my

01:14:30wife,

01:14:30at

01:14:30least

01:14:30on

01:14:31paper.

01:14:31Okay

01:14:31guys,

01:14:32if

01:14:32you

01:14:32don't

01:14:32need

01:14:33anything

01:14:33else,

01:14:34I'm

01:14:34gonna

01:14:34head

01:14:34out

01:14:34and

01:14:35change

01:14:35shifts.

01:14:36Oh

01:14:36my

01:14:37God!

01:14:38My

01:14:38way!

01:14:39It's

01:14:39gone!

01:14:41Since

01:14:41you're

01:14:41the

01:14:41only

01:14:42one serving

01:14:42us,

01:14:43I suspect

01:14:43you stole

01:14:44my

01:14:44way.

01:14:45Just

01:14:45because

01:14:45you're

01:14:46a

01:14:46bitch

01:14:46doesn't

01:14:47mean

01:14:47everyone

01:14:47is.

01:14:48I

01:14:48wouldn't

01:14:48even

01:14:49want

01:14:49to

01:14:49touch

01:14:50the

01:14:50stuff

01:14:50you've

01:14:50worn,

01:14:51let

01:14:51alone

01:14:51stealing.

01:14:53Denial

01:14:53won't

01:14:53help.

01:14:55Let's

01:14:55arm you

01:14:56somewhere.

01:14:59See?

01:15:01This

01:15:01is

01:15:01proof.

01:15:05I'm

01:15:06gonna

01:15:06have

01:15:07you

01:15:07fired.

01:15:08No

01:15:08way!

01:15:09You're

01:15:09framing

01:15:09me

01:15:09on

01:15:10purpose.

01:15:12Got it.

01:15:17Get the

01:15:17restaurant

01:15:17owner

01:15:18over

01:15:18here

01:15:18for

01:15:18me.

01:15:18probably

01:15:20I need

01:15:26to

01:15:27leave

01:15:27the

01:15:27ranch

01:15:28thing

01:15:30about

01:15:31the

01:15:32only

01:15:32thing

01:15:33is

01:15:34one

01:15:35to

01:15:36share

01:15:36with

01:15:36me

01:15:37the

01:15:37one

01:15:37time

01:15:38Bye!

01:15:39Bye!

01:15:40Bye!

01:15:41Bye!

01:15:42Bye!

01:15:43Bye!

01:15:44Bye!

01:15:45Bye!

01:15:46Bye!

01:15:47Bye!

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