- 7/24/2025
Married To A Superstar As The Housewife - Full HD Movie
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00:00:00You and your husband are so sweet.
00:00:02You always remember to buy his favorite pizza.
00:00:05Sweet?
00:00:06We haven't gotten busy since Thanksgiving three years ago.
00:00:11Look at them.
00:00:12That's what we call sweet.
00:00:14I wish my hubby was like that.
00:00:17Fuck, that's actually my husband!
00:00:19You jerk cheating on me behind my back!
00:00:21Aubrey!
00:00:22Let me explain!
00:00:24Wait, wait, wait!
00:00:26Stop!
00:00:27All right, enough!
00:00:31Cut it out!
00:00:33I wouldn't have to be out here messing around
00:00:37if you didn't push me to do it.
00:00:40Look at yourself.
00:00:41Sloppy.
00:00:42You're rude.
00:00:44Totally unfeminine.
00:00:47I want a divorce.
00:00:49Crazy lady.
00:00:57Come on, we'll get that scumbag.
00:01:00No need for karma.
00:01:01I can handle this myself.
00:01:02Hand me the car key.
00:01:13Chris, Leo snucked the role you wanted.
00:01:15No way.
00:01:17Why him?
00:01:18I cannot understand that.
00:01:20He has fewer Instagram followers than me
00:01:22and his last movie made only $100 million.
00:01:24The director's looking for a guy
00:01:26who's totally devoted to his wife.
00:01:28Leo and his wife are Hollywood's poster couple for true love.
00:01:32But what about you?
00:01:34You're a 40-year-old bachelor known around town as a total playboy.
00:01:38What if I told everyone that I've actually been in love with one woman for all those years,
00:01:46but she's married and all my wild dating was just to try and forget her?
00:01:50You think that would lend me the role?
00:01:52Sounds more like excused me.
00:01:54That's not good enough, huh?
00:01:56All right.
00:01:57Do I have to say she just got divorced and I'm rushing to marry her,
00:02:01vowing to never look at another supermodel again to prove I can be a committed guy?
00:02:06Now that's a story people might buy into.
00:02:09But the problem is you're just making this up on the spot.
00:02:13All right.
00:02:16I wish a woman like that would just fall into my life for real.
00:02:22Damn it!
00:02:24Fuck.
00:02:31I'm so sorry.
00:02:32Are you nuts?
00:02:33Nuts?
00:02:36Is that all your men got?
00:02:38Yeah.
00:02:39I'm nuts.
00:02:40But you guys eat don't cook by nuts.
00:02:42Sleep with nuts.
00:02:43Have kids with nuts.
00:02:44You are the real nuts here.
00:02:46No offense.
00:02:47But I'm Chris Roberts.
00:02:49I only sleep with supermodels under 25 years old.
00:02:54Only supermodels.
00:02:56But I feel that I'm sitting.
00:02:57No offense.
00:02:58I'm hungry.
00:02:59No offense.
00:03:00No offense.
00:03:01No offense.
00:03:02No offense.
00:03:03No offense.
00:03:04I feel the house.
00:03:05You got till tonight to move out.
00:03:20or your stuff will be thrown away if you want to divorce me fine go ahead
00:03:27but how dare you sell our house without my consent I'll sue you think you can
00:03:35afford a lawyer don't mess with me or a fight for a custody for our son jobless
00:03:40house like what you won't stand a chance despicable so you divorced it's none of
00:03:48your business marry me
00:03:56are you insane my car is worth four million dollars you want to talk about
00:04:04marriage or compensation this way mom
00:04:13watch us that mom
00:04:18welcome
00:04:22wow so it's your house at 5 central avenue I've seen it in a magazine
00:04:38so I get a room like this for a fake marriage no this is for Elizabeth my dog yours is upstairs
00:05:00bigger and better forget that come sign the contract
00:05:04sign this and you will be my wife sorry what's your name again
00:05:11Aubrey okay Aubrey listen to me I love you for more than 10 years I heard that you're divorced
00:05:21so I popped the question right away
00:05:24what really are you kidding me
00:05:27Aubrey this marriage is just for show I hope you won't catch real feelings for me
00:05:34relax relax not falling for you as easy as drinking and eating great that's amazing once I secure the role and back that Oscar we'll part our ways smoothly so we stuck together until we win an Oscar
00:05:50might as well say so that do us apart
00:05:54don't worry about that I'm gonna pay you an acting salary the same as I do with my models and actors
00:06:00you know Chris Roberts those actresses must earn a fortune considering our attitude I'm gonna go with minimum wage usually they pay around 500 grand and now 150k that's enough for you
00:06:14per year per month of course
00:06:18so you have a son don't get me wrong just want to know more about my wife
00:06:36yeah his name is Luke
00:06:44he's nine
00:06:45in summer camp
00:06:47unaware of the divorce
00:06:49good lord
00:06:59that looks calorie packed
00:07:01first
00:07:03it's not for you
00:07:04second
00:07:04I hate when people reduce food to calories
00:07:07geez
00:07:09touchy
00:07:10it'll make my loving you seem even more dramatic
00:07:13keep that up
00:07:15another thing
00:07:16clear your schedule for tomorrow
00:07:17we're meeting the director
00:07:19already?
00:07:21this is your first time stepping out as my wife and I really want you to take it seriously
00:07:26need to dress up nicely alright
00:07:28because it's gonna be the first time that you're gonna act as my wife
00:07:31come on this top I'm wearing is like from the supermarket
00:07:35I'll solve this problem right now
00:07:38hey Brad
00:07:39didn't you say you could transform any woman?
00:07:45oh my god
00:07:47I didn't expect this to be such a huge project
00:07:51but luckily I'm a Hollywood stylish
00:07:53alright girls
00:07:54let's get going
00:07:56right here
00:07:59I got it
00:08:00are you okay baby?
00:08:10watch out
00:08:11please calm down
00:08:12can't you set up back here?
00:08:13get him out of here
00:08:15oh my god
00:08:16are you okay baby?
00:08:16are these ladies fashion pieces worth the expense for her?
00:08:27she's my wife now
00:08:28so yes
00:08:29it's worth it
00:08:30baby well
00:08:33I did my best today
00:08:35remember
00:08:36Rome wasn't built in the day
00:08:38how do I look?
00:08:54wow
00:08:55you're the most beautiful you have ever seen
00:08:58wow
00:09:01you shouldn't sure of that ass
00:09:03why aren't you closing the Victoria's Secret show this year?
00:09:06Julia
00:09:08her acting skill surpassed mine
00:09:10that's what handling a big star does to me
00:09:13let's go girls
00:09:15thank you so much guys
00:09:16no problem baby
00:09:18jeez
00:09:20how did I not realize my backside has such potential?
00:09:24just like kardashians
00:09:26guess you regret this fake marriage now huh?
00:09:30god is fair
00:09:31though he didn't bless you with a fury physique
00:09:34he gave you unbrittle confidence
00:09:36wow
00:09:41you're totally gonna nail that role now
00:09:43we look so perfect together
00:09:44it's a match
00:09:46made in heaven
00:09:47no no no
00:09:59there's no spark between you two
00:10:01you don't love your wife at all
00:10:03I'm sorry that I can't give you this role
00:10:05but we haven't even started talking
00:10:07you know the law talk is about feeling
00:10:09I don't feel your love for her
00:10:12he's crazy about me
00:10:15the moment I was divorced
00:10:16he swooped in with a helicopter proposal
00:10:19I love you baby
00:10:22that's because I just can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you
00:10:26come back to me
00:10:31or you'll learn to be a proper
00:10:33jeez
00:10:36are you sure
00:10:37are you sure
00:10:37he's top hollywood's director
00:10:39and not some charlatan
00:10:41yes
00:10:41but he did catch you rolling your eyes at me
00:10:43maybe it's only because you ordered a cup of water
00:10:46any steak
00:10:46perhaps that's to avoid your dress zipper
00:10:49bursting from one extra bite
00:10:51you guessed right
00:10:53much better now
00:10:58can you eat quieter
00:11:12you're disturbing my reading
00:11:14you're married
00:11:23what's up
00:11:24what
00:11:25your daughter's in the hospital with a fever
00:11:27yeah of course
00:11:27I can cover your shift today
00:11:29where are you going
00:11:31the contract doesn't require me to report my personal itinerary to you
00:11:36Albrey
00:11:44what are you doing here
00:11:45you're not stalking me are you
00:11:47listen
00:11:48stop harassing me
00:11:50Tiffany and I are engaged
00:11:52sorry to disappoint you
00:11:55but I'm married too
00:11:56it's not just you who found someone new
00:11:59Jim
00:11:59I told you she put up a front about finding someone else
00:12:03I do have a husband
00:12:07and he's hotter
00:12:09wealthier
00:12:10and lasts longer in bed than you ever did
00:12:12if he's so great
00:12:14when's an old timer like you
00:12:16still going here serving tapes
00:12:17come on man
00:12:18don't just stand there
00:12:20serve us
00:12:20I want
00:12:23hot tea
00:12:24jeez
00:12:34you trying to scald me
00:12:36are you satisfied now
00:12:48that's better
00:12:49drink up dear
00:12:50ouch
00:12:52this huge diamond ring
00:12:54makes it hard to lift my hand
00:12:56check out my engagement ring from mark
00:12:59it's whopping two carats
00:13:02I heard your wedding ring was
00:13:05a freebie that came with some furniture shopping
00:13:10wasn't it
00:13:11wow
00:13:12good for you
00:13:14and when you guys eventually split
00:13:15you will get a nice chunk of change
00:13:19from selling this treasure
00:13:20don't stupid or level
00:13:24you
00:13:25go and get the steaks ready in ten minutes
00:13:27else
00:13:28I'll be reporting you
00:13:29I said
00:13:30half an hour
00:13:31when you ordered
00:13:32then
00:13:33figured it out
00:13:34wait
00:13:36tub of my water
00:13:38Mary
00:13:44you owe me a proper meal
00:13:46I'll refrain from stabbing those two
00:13:48for your job's sake
00:13:49Aubrey
00:13:53why are you waitressing
00:13:55we're not really married
00:13:56what I do is none of your business
00:13:58let's go
00:14:01the advertisers are waiting
00:14:02keep an eye on her
00:14:06make sure nobody messes with her
00:14:09I'm not her agent
00:14:10but she's my wife
00:14:11at least on paper
00:14:12okay guys
00:14:13if you don't need anything else
00:14:14I'm gonna head out
00:14:15and change shifts
00:14:16oh my god
00:14:18my ring
00:14:20it's gone
00:14:21since you're the only one serving us
00:14:24I suspect you stole my ring
00:14:26just because you're a bitch
00:14:27doesn't mean everyone is
00:14:29I wouldn't even want to touch
00:14:31the stuff you've worn
00:14:32let alone steal it
00:14:33denying won't help
00:14:35it's on you somewhere
00:14:37see
00:14:41this is proof
00:14:42I'm gonna have you
00:14:48fired
00:14:49no way
00:14:50you're framing me on purpose
00:14:51got it
00:14:57get the restaurant owner
00:14:59over here for me
00:14:59you and your husband
00:15:04are so sweet
00:15:05you always remember
00:15:06to buy his favorite pizza
00:15:07sweet?
00:15:08we haven't gotten busy
00:15:11since Thanksgiving
00:15:12three years ago
00:15:13look at them
00:15:15that's what we call sweet
00:15:17I wish my hubby was like that
00:15:18fuck
00:15:21that's actually my husband
00:15:22you jerk
00:15:23cheating on me
00:15:23behind my back
00:15:24Aubrey
00:15:25let me explain
00:15:26wait
00:15:27wait
00:15:27stop
00:15:29first
00:15:32all right
00:15:34enough
00:15:34cut it out
00:15:36I
00:15:37wouldn't have to be out here
00:15:39messing around
00:15:40if you
00:15:41didn't push me
00:15:42to do it
00:15:43look at yourself
00:15:44sloppy
00:15:45rude
00:15:47totally
00:15:48unfeminine
00:15:50I want a divorce
00:15:52crazy lady
00:15:53karma
00:16:02we'll get that scumbag
00:16:03no need for karma
00:16:04I can't handle this myself
00:16:05hand me the car key
00:16:06Chris
00:16:16Leo snipe the role you wanted
00:16:18no way
00:16:20why him
00:16:21I cannot understand that
00:16:23he has fewer Instagram followers than me
00:16:25and his last movie made only a hundred million dollars
00:16:28the director's looking for a guy
00:16:30who's totally devoted to his wife
00:16:32Leo and his wife are Hollywood's poster couple
00:16:34for true love
00:16:35but what about you
00:16:37you're a forty-year-old bachelor
00:16:39known around town
00:16:40as a total playboy
00:16:42what if
00:16:43I told everyone
00:16:44that I've actually been in love with one woman for all those years
00:16:48but she's married
00:16:50and all my wild dating was just to try and forget her
00:16:53you think that would lend me the role
00:16:54sounds more like excused me
00:16:56that's not good enough
00:16:58huh
00:16:59all right
00:17:00do I have to say she just got divorced
00:17:02and I'm rushing to marry her
00:17:04vowing to never look at another supermodel again
00:17:07to prove I can be a committed guy
00:17:09now that's a story people might buy into
00:17:12but the problem is
00:17:14you're just making this up on the spot
00:17:16all right
00:17:19I wish a woman like that would just fall into my life for real
00:17:22I'm so sorry
00:17:35are you nuts
00:17:36nuts
00:17:37is that all your men got
00:17:41yeah I'm nuts
00:17:42but you guys
00:17:43eat your coke by nuts
00:17:45sleep with nuts
00:17:46have kids with nuts
00:17:47you are the real nuts here
00:17:48no offense
00:17:50but I'm chris roberts
00:17:51I only sleep with supermodels under 25 years old
00:17:55only supermodels
00:17:59screw you fuck chris roberts
00:18:02I sold the house
00:18:21you got till tonight to move out
00:18:23or your stuff will get thrown away
00:18:26if you want to divorce me
00:18:29fine
00:18:30go ahead
00:18:31but how dare you sell our house
00:18:34without my consent
00:18:36I'll sue you
00:18:37think you can afford a lawyer
00:18:39don't mess with me
00:18:41or apply for a custody for our son
00:18:43jobless housewife like you
00:18:45won't stand a chance
00:18:46despicable
00:18:47so
00:18:49you divorced
00:18:50it's none of your business
00:18:52marry me
00:18:53are you insane
00:19:01my car's worth 4 million dollars
00:19:06you want to talk about marriage
00:19:08or compensation
00:19:10this way mom
00:19:13watch us that mom
00:19:18welcome ma'am
00:19:26wow
00:19:37so it's your house
00:19:39at 5 central avenue
00:19:40I've seen it in a magazine
00:19:42so
00:19:56I get a room like this
00:19:58for a fake marriage
00:19:59no
00:20:00this is for Elizabeth
00:20:01my dog
00:20:02yours is upstairs
00:20:03bigger and better
00:20:05forget that
00:20:06come sign the contract
00:20:08sign this
00:20:12and you will be my wife
00:20:13sorry
00:20:14what's your name again
00:20:15Aubrey
00:20:15okay
00:20:16Aubrey
00:20:18listen to me
00:20:19I love you
00:20:20for more than 10 years
00:20:22I heard
00:20:23that you're divorced
00:20:24so
00:20:25I popped the question
00:20:27right away
00:20:27what
00:20:29really
00:20:29are you kidding me
00:20:31Aubrey
00:20:32this marriage is just for show
00:20:34I hope you won't catch
00:20:35real feelings for me
00:20:37relax
00:20:39not falling for you
00:20:40as easy as drinking and eating
00:20:42great
00:20:42that's amazing
00:20:43once I secure the role
00:20:45and back that Oscar
00:20:46we'll part our ways
00:20:48smoothly
00:20:50so we stuck together
00:20:52until we win an Oscar
00:20:53might as well say
00:20:56till that do us a part
00:20:58don't worry about that
00:20:59I'm gonna pay you
00:21:00an acting salary
00:21:01the same as I do
00:21:03with my models and actors
00:21:04no Chris Roberts
00:21:06those actresses
00:21:07must earn a fortune
00:21:08considering our attitude
00:21:10I'm gonna go with
00:21:11minimum wage
00:21:12usually they pay around
00:21:13500 grand
00:21:14and now
00:21:15150k
00:21:16that's enough for you
00:21:18per year
00:21:20per month
00:21:20of course
00:21:31so
00:21:34so you have a son
00:21:35don't get me wrong
00:21:37just wanna know more
00:21:38about my wife
00:21:39yeah
00:21:45his name is Luke
00:21:47he's nine
00:21:48in summer camp
00:21:50unaware of the divorce
00:21:52good lord
00:22:02that looks
00:22:03calorie packed
00:22:04first
00:22:06it's not for you
00:22:07second
00:22:07I hate
00:22:08when people
00:22:09reduce food
00:22:09to calories
00:22:10geez
00:22:12touchy
00:22:13it'll make
00:22:14my loving you
00:22:15seem even more
00:22:16dramatic
00:22:16keep that up
00:22:18another thing
00:22:19clear your schedule
00:22:20for tomorrow
00:22:21for meeting the director
00:22:22already
00:22:24this is your first time
00:22:26stepping out as my wife
00:22:27and I really want you
00:22:28to take it seriously
00:22:29need to dress up nicely
00:22:31alright
00:22:31because it's gonna be
00:22:32the first time
00:22:33that you're gonna act
00:22:34as my wife
00:22:35come on
00:22:36this top I'm wearing
00:22:37is like from the supermarket
00:22:38I'm solving this problem
00:22:40right now
00:22:41hey Brad
00:22:43didn't you say
00:22:45you could transform
00:22:46any woman
00:22:47oh my god
00:22:51I didn't expect
00:22:52this to be such a
00:22:53huge project
00:22:54but luckily
00:22:55I'm a Hollywood
00:22:56stylish
00:22:57alright girls
00:22:58let's get going
00:23:00right here
00:23:02I got it
00:23:03are you okay
00:23:13please
00:23:13watch out
00:23:14please calm down
00:23:15can't you sit up back here
00:23:16sit down
00:23:17get him back here
00:23:18oh my god
00:23:19are you okay baby
00:23:20are these ladies
00:23:27fashion pieces
00:23:28worth the expense
00:23:29for her
00:23:30she's my wife now
00:23:31so yes
00:23:32it's worth it
00:23:33baby well
00:23:36I did my best today
00:23:38remember
00:23:39Rome wasn't built
00:23:41in the day
00:23:41how do I look
00:23:56wow
00:23:58you're the most beautiful
00:24:00you have ever seen
00:24:01wow
00:24:04you sure ain't sure
00:24:06that ass
00:24:06why aren't you
00:24:07closing the
00:24:08Victoria's Secret
00:24:08show this year
00:24:09Julia
00:24:11her acting skill
00:24:13surpassed mine
00:24:14that's what handling
00:24:15a big star does to me
00:24:16let's go girls
00:24:18thank you so much guys
00:24:20no problem baby
00:24:21jeez
00:24:23how did I not realize
00:24:25my backside
00:24:25has such potential
00:24:27just like
00:24:28kardashians
00:24:29guess
00:24:30you regret this
00:24:31fake marriage now
00:24:32huh
00:24:32god is fair
00:24:34though he didn't
00:24:36bless you with a
00:24:36fury physique
00:24:37he gave you
00:24:38unbrittle confidence
00:24:39wow
00:24:44you're totally
00:24:45gonna nail that
00:24:46role now
00:24:46we look so
00:24:47perfect together
00:24:48it's a match
00:24:49made in heaven
00:24:51no no no
00:25:02there's no spark
00:25:04between you two
00:25:05you don't love
00:25:05your wife at all
00:25:06I'm sorry
00:25:07I'm sorry that I
00:25:07can't give you
00:25:08this role
00:25:08but we haven't
00:25:09even started
00:25:10talking
00:25:11you know
00:25:11the law talk
00:25:12is about
00:25:12feeling
00:25:13I don't feel
00:25:14your love
00:25:15for her
00:25:15he's crazy
00:25:18about me
00:25:18the moment I
00:25:19was divorced
00:25:20he swooped in
00:25:21with a helicopter
00:25:22proposal
00:25:22I love you
00:25:25baby
00:25:25that's because
00:25:27I just can't
00:25:27wait to spend
00:25:28the rest of
00:25:28my life
00:25:29with you
00:25:29come back
00:25:34to me
00:25:35where you'll
00:25:35learn to
00:25:36be a proper
00:25:36jeez
00:25:39are you sure
00:25:40he's top
00:25:41Hollywood's
00:25:42director
00:25:42and not
00:25:43some charlatan
00:25:44yes
00:25:44but he did
00:25:45catch you
00:25:46rolling your
00:25:46eyes at me
00:25:47maybe it's only
00:25:48because you
00:25:48ordered a cup
00:25:48of water
00:25:49and a steak
00:25:50perhaps that's
00:25:51to avoid
00:25:51your dress
00:25:52zipper
00:25:52bursting
00:25:53from one
00:25:53extra bite
00:25:54you guessed
00:25:56right
00:25:56much better
00:26:01now
00:26:02can you
00:26:14eat quieter
00:26:15you're disturbing
00:26:16my reading
00:26:17you're married
00:26:26what's up
00:26:27what
00:26:28your daughter's
00:26:29in the hospital
00:26:30with a fever
00:26:30of course
00:26:31I can cover
00:26:31your shift
00:26:32today
00:26:32where are you
00:26:34going
00:26:35the contract
00:26:36doesn't require
00:26:37me to report
00:26:38my personal
00:26:38itinerary
00:26:39to you
00:26:40Aubrey
00:26:47what are you
00:26:48doing here
00:26:49you're not
00:26:49stalking me
00:26:50are you
00:26:51listen
00:26:52stop harassing
00:26:53me
00:26:53Tiffany and I
00:26:54are engaged
00:26:55sorry to
00:26:58disappoint you
00:26:58but I'm
00:26:59married too
00:27:00it's not just
00:27:01you who found
00:27:01someone new
00:27:02Jim
00:27:03I told you
00:27:04she put up
00:27:05a friend
00:27:05about finding
00:27:06someone else
00:27:06I do
00:27:10have a husband
00:27:10and he's
00:27:11hotter
00:27:12wealthier
00:27:13and last
00:27:14longer in bed
00:27:14than you
00:27:15ever did
00:27:15if he's so
00:27:16great
00:27:17when's an
00:27:18old-timer
00:27:18like you
00:27:19still going
00:27:20here
00:27:20serving tapes
00:27:21come on
00:27:21man
00:27:22don't just
00:27:22stand there
00:27:23serve us
00:27:24I want
00:27:26hot tea
00:27:27jeez
00:27:38you trying
00:27:39to scold
00:27:39me
00:27:40are you
00:27:50satisfied
00:27:51now
00:27:51that's
00:27:51better
00:27:52drink up
00:27:53dear
00:27:54ouch
00:27:55this huge
00:27:57diamond ring
00:27:58makes it hard
00:27:59to lift
00:27:59my hand
00:28:00check out
00:28:01my engagement
00:28:02ring from
00:28:02mark
00:28:03it's
00:28:04whopping
00:28:04two
00:28:04carrots
00:28:05I heard
00:28:07your wedding
00:28:07ring was
00:28:08a freebie
00:28:11that came
00:28:11with some
00:28:12furniture
00:28:12shopping
00:28:13wasn't it
00:28:14wow
00:28:15good for you
00:28:17and when you
00:28:18guys eventually
00:28:18split
00:28:19you will get
00:28:20a nice
00:28:21chunk of
00:28:21change
00:28:22from
00:28:22selling
00:28:23this
00:28:23treasure
00:28:24don't
00:28:26stupid or
00:28:26level
00:28:27you
00:28:28go and get
00:28:29the steaks
00:28:29ready in
00:28:30ten minutes
00:28:31else
00:28:31I'll be
00:28:32reporting
00:28:32you
00:28:32I said
00:28:33half an
00:28:34hour
00:28:35when you
00:28:35ordered
00:28:35then
00:28:36figure it
00:28:37out
00:28:37wait
00:28:39tub off
00:28:41my water
00:28:41Mary
00:28:48you owe me
00:28:48a proper meal
00:28:49I refrain
00:28:50from stabbing
00:28:51those two
00:28:51for your
00:28:52job's sake
00:28:52Aubrey
00:28:56why are you
00:28:57waitressing
00:28:58we're not
00:28:59really married
00:28:59what I do
00:29:00is none
00:29:00of your
00:29:00business
00:29:01let's go
00:29:04the advertisers
00:29:05are waiting
00:29:06keep an eye
00:29:09on her
00:29:10make sure
00:29:11nobody messes
00:29:12with her
00:29:12I'm not
00:29:12her agent
00:29:13but she's
00:29:14my wife
00:29:14at least
00:29:15on paper
00:29:15okay guys
00:29:16if you don't
00:29:17need anything
00:29:17else
00:29:18I'm gonna
00:29:18head out
00:29:19and change
00:29:19shifts
00:29:19oh my god
00:29:22my ring
00:29:23it's gone
00:29:24since you're
00:29:26the only one
00:29:26serving us
00:29:27I suspect
00:29:28you stole
00:29:28my ring
00:29:29just because
00:29:30you're a bitch
00:29:30doesn't mean
00:29:31everyone is
00:29:32I wouldn't
00:29:33even want
00:29:33to touch
00:29:34the stuff
00:29:34you've worn
00:29:35let alone
00:29:35steal it
00:29:36denying
00:29:37won't
00:29:38help
00:29:38let's
00:29:39only you
00:29:40somewhere
00:29:41see
00:29:44this is proof
00:29:46I'm gonna
00:29:50have you
00:29:51fired
00:29:52no way
00:29:53you're framing
00:29:54me on purpose
00:29:54got it
00:30:01get the restaurant
00:30:02owner over here
00:30:02for me
00:30:03you and your
00:30:07husband are
00:30:07so sweet
00:30:08you always
00:30:09remember to
00:30:10buy his
00:30:10favorite pizza
00:30:11sweet
00:30:12we haven't
00:30:13gotten busy
00:30:14since thanksgiving
00:30:15three years ago
00:30:16look at them
00:30:18that's what we
00:30:19call sweet
00:30:20I wish my
00:30:21hubby was
00:30:21like that
00:30:22fuck that's
00:30:24actually my
00:30:25husband
00:30:25you jerk
00:30:26cheating on me
00:30:26behind my back
00:30:27Aubrey
00:30:28let me
00:30:29explain
00:30:30wait
00:30:31stop
00:30:33stop
00:30:33alright
00:30:37enough
00:30:38cut it out
00:30:39I
00:30:41wouldn't have to
00:30:42be out here
00:30:42messing around
00:30:43if you
00:30:44didn't push me
00:30:46to do it
00:30:47look at yourself
00:30:48sloppy
00:30:49rude
00:30:50totally
00:30:52unfeminine
00:30:53I want a divorce
00:30:55crazy lady
00:30:57damn
00:30:57karma
00:31:05get that
00:31:06scumbag
00:31:06no need for karma
00:31:07I can't handle this myself
00:31:08hand me the car key
00:31:09Chris
00:31:20Leo snucked the row you wanted
00:31:22no way
00:31:23why him
00:31:25I cannot understand that
00:31:26he has fewer Instagram followers than me
00:31:29and his last movie made only a hundred million dollars
00:31:31the director's looking for a guy
00:31:33who's totally devoted to his wife
00:31:35Leo and his wife are Hollywood's poster couple
00:31:38for true love
00:31:39but what about you
00:31:40you're a 40-year-old bachelor
00:31:42known around town
00:31:44as a total playboy
00:31:45what if
00:31:46I told everyone
00:31:48that I've actually been in love with one woman for all those years
00:31:52but she's married
00:31:53and all my wild dating was just to try and forget her
00:31:56you think that would lend me the role
00:31:58sounds more like excused me
00:32:00that's not good enough huh
00:32:02alright
00:32:03do I have to say she just got divorced
00:32:05and I'm rushing to marry her
00:32:07vowing to never look at another supermodel again
00:32:10to prove I can be a committed guy
00:32:12now that's a story people might buy into
00:32:15but the problem is
00:32:17you're just making this up
00:32:18on the spot
00:32:19alright
00:32:20I wish a woman like that
00:32:24would just fall into my life for real
00:32:26damn it
00:32:30fuck
00:32:31I'm so sorry
00:32:38are you nuts
00:32:39nuts
00:32:40is that all your men got
00:32:44yeah
00:32:45I'm nuts
00:32:46but you guys
00:32:47eat both cooked by nuts
00:32:48sleep with nuts
00:32:49have kids with nuts
00:32:50you are the real nuts here
00:32:52no offense
00:32:53but I'm Chris Roberts
00:32:55I only sleep with supermodels
00:32:57under 25 years old
00:32:58only supermodels
00:33:02screw you fuck Chris Roberts
00:33:06I sold the house
00:33:24you got till tonight to move out
00:33:26or
00:33:27your stuff will be thrown away
00:33:29if you want to divorce me
00:33:32fine
00:33:33go ahead
00:33:34but how dare you sell our house
00:33:37without my consent
00:33:39I'll sue you
00:33:41think you can afford a lawyer
00:33:42don't mess with me
00:33:44or apply for the custody for our son
00:33:46jobless housewife like you
00:33:48won't stand a chance
00:33:49despicable
00:33:51so
00:33:52you divorced
00:33:53it's none of your business
00:33:55marry me
00:33:56are you insane
00:34:04my car's worth 4 million dollars
00:34:09you want to talk about marriage
00:34:12or compensation
00:34:14this way mom
00:34:16watch us stop mom
00:34:22welcome mom
00:34:29wow
00:34:40so it's your house
00:34:42at 5 central avenue
00:34:43I've seen it in a magazine
00:34:45so
00:34:59I get a room like this
00:35:01for a fake marriage
00:35:02no
00:35:03this is for Elizabeth
00:35:04my dog
00:35:05yours is upstairs
00:35:06bigger and better
00:35:08forget that
00:35:10come sign the contract
00:35:11sign this
00:35:15and you will be my wife
00:35:16sorry
00:35:17what's your name again
00:35:18Aubrey
00:35:19okay
00:35:20Aubrey
00:35:21listen to me
00:35:22I love you
00:35:23for more than 10 years
00:35:25I heard
00:35:26that you're divorced
00:35:27so
00:35:29I popped the question
00:35:30right away
00:35:31what
00:35:32really
00:35:33are you kidding me
00:35:34Aubrey
00:35:35this marriage
00:35:36is just for show
00:35:37I hope you won't catch
00:35:39real feelings for me
00:35:40relax
00:35:42not falling for you
00:35:43as easy as drinking and eating
00:35:45great
00:35:45that's amazing
00:35:46once I secure the role
00:35:48and back that Oscar
00:35:49we'll part our ways
00:35:51smoothly
00:35:53so we stuck together
00:35:56until we win an Oscar
00:35:57might as well say
00:36:00till that do us a part
00:36:01don't worry about that
00:36:02I'm gonna pay you
00:36:04an acting salary
00:36:05the same as I do
00:36:06with my models and actors
00:36:07you're Chris Roberts
00:36:09those actresses
00:36:10must earn a fortune
00:36:12considering our attitude
00:36:13I'm gonna go with
00:36:14minimum wage
00:36:15usually they pay around
00:36:16500 grand
00:36:17and now
00:36:18150k
00:36:19that's enough for you
00:36:21per year?
00:36:23per month
00:36:24of course
00:36:24so you have a son
00:36:38don't get me wrong
00:36:41just wanna know more
00:36:42about my wife
00:36:43yeah
00:36:48his name is Luke
00:36:51he's nine
00:36:51in summer camp
00:36:54unaware of the divorce
00:36:55good lord
00:37:06that looks calorie packed
00:37:08first
00:37:09it's not for you
00:37:10second
00:37:11I hate
00:37:11when people reduce food
00:37:13to calories
00:37:13geez
00:37:15touchy
00:37:16it'll make my loving you
00:37:18seem even more dramatic
00:37:20keep that up
00:37:21another thing
00:37:22clear your schedule
00:37:23for tomorrow
00:37:24we're meeting the director
00:37:25already?
00:37:28this is your first time
00:37:29stepping out as my wife
00:37:30and I really want you
00:37:31to take it seriously
00:37:32need to dress up nicely
00:37:34alright
00:37:34because it's gonna be
00:37:35the first time
00:37:36that you're gonna act
00:37:37as my wife
00:37:38come on
00:37:39this top I'm wearing
00:37:40is like from the supermarket
00:37:41I'll solve this problem
00:37:43right now
00:37:44hey Brad
00:37:46didn't you say
00:37:48you could transform
00:37:49any woman?
00:37:52oh
00:37:52my
00:37:53god
00:37:54I didn't expect
00:37:55this to be such a
00:37:56huge project
00:37:57but luckily
00:37:58I'm a Hollywood
00:37:59stylish
00:38:00alright girls
00:38:01let's get going
00:38:03right here
00:38:06I got it
00:38:06are you okay
00:38:16baby
00:38:16watch out
00:38:17please calm down
00:38:18can't you set up
00:38:19back here
00:38:20get him back here
00:38:21oh my god
00:38:22are you okay baby
00:38:23are these ladies
00:38:30fashion pieces
00:38:32worth the expense
00:38:33for her
00:38:33she's my wife now
00:38:35so yes
00:38:35it's worth it
00:38:36baby role
00:38:40I did my best
00:38:41today
00:38:41remember
00:38:43Rome wasn't
00:38:44built in the day
00:38:45how do I look
00:38:59wow
00:39:02you're the most
00:39:03beautiful you
00:39:04have ever seen
00:39:04wow
00:39:08you sure
00:39:09ain't sure
00:39:09that asked
00:39:09why aren't you
00:39:10closing the
00:39:11Victoria's Secret
00:39:12show this year
00:39:13Julia
00:39:14her acting skill
00:39:16surpassed mine
00:39:17that's what
00:39:18handling a big
00:39:19story does to me
00:39:20let's go girls
00:39:21thank you so much
00:39:23guys
00:39:23no problem baby
00:39:24jeez
00:39:26how did I not
00:39:28realize my backside
00:39:29has such potential
00:39:30just like
00:39:31Kardashians
00:39:32guess you
00:39:34regret this
00:39:34fake marriage
00:39:35now huh
00:39:35god is fair
00:39:38though he
00:39:39didn't bless you
00:39:39with a fury
00:39:40physique
00:39:40he gave you
00:39:41unbridled
00:39:42confidence
00:39:42wow
00:39:47you're totally
00:39:48gonna nail that
00:39:49role now
00:39:49we look so
00:39:50perfect together
00:39:51it's a match
00:39:53made in heaven
00:39:54no no no
00:40:05there's no spark
00:40:07between you two
00:40:08you don't love your
00:40:09wife at all
00:40:10I'm sorry that
00:40:11I can't give you
00:40:11this role
00:40:12but we haven't
00:40:13even started
00:40:13talking
00:40:14you know the
00:40:15lot talk is
00:40:15about feeling
00:40:16I don't feel
00:40:18your love for
00:40:18her
00:40:19he's crazy
00:40:21about me
00:40:22the moment I
00:40:22was divorced
00:40:23he swooped in
00:40:24with a helicopter
00:40:25proposal
00:40:26I love you
00:40:28baby
00:40:29that's because
00:40:30I just can't
00:40:30wait to spend
00:40:31the rest of
00:40:32my life with
00:40:32you
00:40:33come back
00:40:38to me
00:40:38or you'll
00:40:39learn to be
00:40:39a proper
00:40:40jeez
00:40:43are you sure
00:40:44he's top
00:40:45Hollywood's
00:40:45director
00:40:46and not some
00:40:47charlatan
00:40:47yes
00:40:48but he did
00:40:48catch you
00:40:49rolling your
00:40:49eyes at me
00:40:50maybe it's only
00:40:51because you
00:40:51ordered a cup
00:40:52of water
00:40:52and a steak
00:40:53perhaps that's
00:40:54to avoid
00:40:54your dress
00:40:55zipper
00:40:55bursting
00:40:56from one
00:40:57extra bite
00:40:58you guessed
00:40:59right
00:41:00much better
00:41:05now
00:41:10can you eat
00:41:18quieter
00:41:18you're disturbing
00:41:19my reading
00:41:20you're married
00:41:30what's up
00:41:31what
00:41:31your daughter's
00:41:32in the hospital
00:41:33with a fever
00:41:33yeah of course
00:41:34I can cover your
00:41:35shift today
00:41:35where are you going
00:41:38the contract
00:41:40doesn't require me
00:41:41to report my
00:41:41personal itinerary
00:41:42to you
00:41:43Aubrey
00:41:50what are you
00:41:51doing here
00:41:52you're not
00:41:53stalking me
00:41:53are you
00:41:54listen
00:41:55stop harassing
00:41:56me
00:41:57Tiffany and I
00:41:58are engaged
00:41:58sorry to
00:42:01disappoint you
00:42:02but I'm
00:42:02married too
00:42:03it's not just
00:42:04you who
00:42:04found someone
00:42:05new
00:42:05Jim
00:42:06I told you
00:42:08she put up
00:42:08a front
00:42:09about finding
00:42:09someone else
00:42:10I do have
00:42:13a husband
00:42:14and he's
00:42:15hotter
00:42:15wealthier
00:42:16and lasts
00:42:17longer in bed
00:42:18than you ever
00:42:18did
00:42:19if he's so
00:42:20great
00:42:20when's an
00:42:21old timer
00:42:22like you
00:42:22still going
00:42:23here
00:42:23serving
00:42:24tapes
00:42:24come on
00:42:25man
00:42:25don't just
00:42:26stand there
00:42:26serve us
00:42:27I want
00:42:29hot tea
00:42:31jeez
00:42:41you trying
00:42:42to sculpt
00:42:43me
00:42:43are you
00:42:54satisfied
00:42:54now
00:42:54that's
00:42:55better
00:42:55drink
00:42:56up
00:42:57dear
00:42:57ouch
00:42:59this huge
00:43:00diamond ring
00:43:01makes it hard
00:43:02to lift
00:43:02my hand
00:43:03check out
00:43:04my engagement ring
00:43:05from mark
00:43:06it's whopping
00:43:07two carats
00:43:08I heard
00:43:10your wedding ring
00:43:11was
00:43:11a freebie
00:43:14that came
00:43:15with some
00:43:15furniture shopping
00:43:16wasn't it
00:43:17well
00:43:18good for you
00:43:20and when you guys
00:43:21eventually split
00:43:22you will get
00:43:23a nice chunk
00:43:24of change
00:43:25from selling
00:43:26this treasure
00:43:27don't
00:43:29stoop
00:43:30their level
00:43:30you
00:43:31go and get
00:43:32the stakes
00:43:33ready in 10 minutes
00:43:34else
00:43:34I'll be reporting
00:43:35you
00:43:36I said
00:43:36half an hour
00:43:38when you ordered
00:43:39then
00:43:39figured it out
00:43:40wait
00:43:42tub off
00:43:44my water
00:43:45Mary
00:43:51you owe me
00:43:52a proper meal
00:43:52I refrain
00:43:54from stabbing
00:43:54those two
00:43:55for your job's
00:43:55sake
00:43:56Aubrey
00:44:00why are you
00:44:01waitressing
00:44:01we're not
00:44:02really married
00:44:03what I do
00:44:03is none
00:44:03of your
00:44:04business
00:44:04let's go
00:44:08the advertisers
00:44:09are waiting
00:44:09keep an eye
00:44:13on her
00:44:13make sure
00:44:14nobody messes
00:44:15with her
00:44:15I'm not her
00:44:16agent
00:44:16but she's
00:44:17my wife
00:44:18at least
00:44:18on paper
00:44:18okay guys
00:44:19if you don't
00:44:20need anything
00:44:20else
00:44:21I'm gonna
00:44:22head out
00:44:22and change
00:44:22shifts
00:44:23oh my god
00:44:25my ring
00:44:26it's gone
00:44:27since you're
00:44:29the only one
00:44:29serving us
00:44:30I suspect
00:44:31you stole
00:44:32my ring
00:44:32just because
00:44:33you're a bitch
00:44:34doesn't mean
00:44:34everyone is
00:44:35I wouldn't
00:44:36even want
00:44:36to touch
00:44:37the stuff
00:44:38you've worn
00:44:38let alone
00:44:39spilling
00:44:39deny
00:44:41won't
00:44:41help
00:44:41let's
00:44:43only
00:44:43you
00:44:43somewhere
00:44:44see
00:44:47this is proof
00:44:49I'm gonna
00:44:54have you
00:44:54fired
00:44:55no way
00:44:56you're framing
00:44:57me on purpose
00:44:58got it
00:45:04get the restaurant
00:45:05owner over here
00:45:06for me
00:45:09you and your
00:45:10husband
00:45:10you and your husband
00:45:10are so sweet
00:45:11you always remember
00:45:13to buy his favorite
00:45:13pizza
00:45:14sweet
00:45:15we haven't gotten
00:45:17busy since
00:45:18thanksgiving
00:45:19three years ago
00:45:20look at them
00:45:22that's what we call
00:45:23sweet
00:45:23I wish my hubby
00:45:24was like that
00:45:25that's actually
00:45:28my husband
00:45:29you jerk
00:45:29cheating on me
00:45:30behind my back
00:45:30over here
00:45:31over here
00:45:31let me explain
00:45:33wait
00:45:34wait
00:45:34stop
00:45:36stop
00:45:36fast
00:45:39all right
00:45:40enough
00:45:41cut it out
00:45:42I
00:45:44wouldn't have to be
00:45:45out here
00:45:46messing around
00:45:47if you
00:45:48didn't push me
00:45:49to do it
00:45:50look at yourself
00:45:51sloppy
00:45:52rude
00:45:53totally
00:45:55unfeminine
00:45:56I want a divorce
00:45:58crazy lady
00:46:00no need for karma
00:46:10I can't handle this
00:46:11myself
00:46:11hand me the car key
00:46:13Chris
00:46:23Leo snucked the row
00:46:25you wanted
00:46:25no way
00:46:26why him
00:46:28I cannot understand that
00:46:30he has fewer
00:46:30Instagram followers
00:46:31than me
00:46:32and his last movie
00:46:33made only
00:46:33100 million dollars
00:46:35the director's
00:46:35looking for a guy
00:46:36who's totally
00:46:37devoted to his wife
00:46:38Leo and his wife
00:46:39are Hollywood's
00:46:40poster couple
00:46:41for true love
00:46:42but what about you
00:46:43you're a 40
00:46:45year old bachelor
00:46:45known around town
00:46:47as a total playboy
00:46:48what if
00:46:49I told everyone
00:46:51that I've actually
00:46:52been in love
00:46:53with one woman
00:46:54for all those years
00:46:55but she's married
00:46:56and all my
00:46:57wild dating
00:46:58was just to try
00:46:59and forget her
00:46:59you think that
00:47:00would lend me the role
00:47:01sounds more like
00:47:02excused me
00:47:03that's not good
00:47:05enough huh
00:47:05alright
00:47:06do I have to say
00:47:08she just got divorced
00:47:09and I'm rushing
00:47:09to marry her
00:47:10vowing to never
00:47:11look at another
00:47:12supermodel again
00:47:13to prove I can be
00:47:14a committed guy
00:47:15now that's a story
00:47:17people might buy into
00:47:18but the problem is
00:47:20you're just making
00:47:21this up
00:47:22on the spot
00:47:23alright
00:47:23I wish a woman
00:47:27like that would just
00:47:28fall into my life
00:47:29for real
00:47:29damn it
00:47:33fuck
00:47:35I'm so sorry
00:47:41are you nuts
00:47:43nuts
00:47:44is that all your men got
00:47:48yeah
00:47:48I'm nuts
00:47:49but you guys
00:47:50eat those cooked by nuts
00:47:51sleep with nuts
00:47:52have kids with nuts
00:47:53you are the real nuts here
00:47:55no offense
00:47:56but I'm Chris Roberts
00:47:58I only sleep with supermodels
00:48:00under 25 years old
00:48:01only supermodels
00:48:05screw you
00:48:08fuck Chris Roberts
00:48:09I sold the house
00:48:28you got till tonight
00:48:29to move out
00:48:30or
00:48:30your stuff will be thrown away
00:48:32if you want to divorce me
00:48:36fine
00:48:36go ahead
00:48:37but how dare you
00:48:39sell our house
00:48:40without my consent
00:48:42I'll sue you
00:48:44think you can afford
00:48:45a lawyer
00:48:45don't mess with me
00:48:47or apply for the
00:48:48cutsafe or a star
00:48:49jobless housewife
00:48:51like you
00:48:51won't stand a chance
00:48:52despicable
00:48:54so
00:48:55you divorced
00:48:56it's none of your business
00:48:59marry me
00:49:00are you insane
00:49:08my car's worth
00:49:114 million dollars
00:49:12you want to talk about
00:49:14marriage
00:49:15or compensation
00:49:17this way mom
00:49:20watch us that mom
00:49:25welcome ma'am
00:49:33wow
00:49:43so it's your house
00:49:45at 5 central avenue
00:49:46I've seen it in a magazine
00:49:48so
00:50:02I get a room like this
00:50:04for a fake marriage
00:50:06no
00:50:06this is for Elizabeth
00:50:08my dog
00:50:08yours is upstairs
00:50:10bigger and better
00:50:11forget that
00:50:13come sign the contract
00:50:14sign this
00:50:18and you will be my wife
00:50:20sorry
00:50:20what's your name again
00:50:21Aubrey
00:50:23okay
00:50:23Aubrey
00:50:24listen to me
00:50:26I love you
00:50:27for more than 10 years
00:50:28I heard
00:50:29that you're divorced
00:50:30so
00:50:32I popped the question
00:50:33right away
00:50:34what
00:50:35really
00:50:36are you kidding me
00:50:37Aubrey
00:50:39this marriage
00:50:40is just for show
00:50:41I hope you won't catch
00:50:42real feelings for me
00:50:43relax
00:50:45not falling for you
00:50:47as easy as drinking
00:50:48and eating
00:50:48great
00:50:49that's amazing
00:50:50once I secure the role
00:50:51and back that Oscar
00:50:52we'll part our ways
00:50:55smoothly
00:50:56so we stuck together
00:50:59until we win an Oscar
00:51:00might as well say
00:51:03till that do us a part
00:51:04don't worry about that
00:51:05I'm gonna pay you
00:51:07an acting salary
00:51:08the same as I do
00:51:09with my models and actors
00:51:10you're Chris Roberts
00:51:12those actresses
00:51:14must earn a fortune
00:51:15considering our attitude
00:51:17I'm gonna go with
00:51:18minimum wage
00:51:18usually they pay around
00:51:20500 grand
00:51:21and now
00:51:21150k
00:51:23that's enough for you
00:51:24per year?
00:51:26per month
00:51:27of course
00:51:28so you have a son?
00:51:43don't get me wrong
00:51:44just wanna know more
00:51:45about my wife
00:51:46yeah
00:51:52his name is Luke
00:51:54he's nine
00:51:55in summer camp
00:51:57unaware of the divorce
00:51:59good lord
00:52:09that looks calorie packed
00:52:11first
00:52:12it's not for you
00:52:14second
00:52:14I hate
00:52:15when people reduce food
00:52:16to calories
00:52:17geez
00:52:19touchy
00:52:20it'll make my loving you
00:52:21seem even more dramatic
00:52:23keep that up
00:52:25another thing
00:52:26clear your schedule
00:52:27for tomorrow
00:52:27we're meeting the director
00:52:28already?
00:52:31this is your first time
00:52:32stepping out as my wife
00:52:34and I really want you
00:52:35to take it seriously
00:52:35need to dress up nicely
00:52:37alright
00:52:38because it's gonna be
00:52:39the first time
00:52:39that you're gonna act
00:52:40as my wife
00:52:41come on
00:52:42this top I'm wearing
00:52:44is like from the supermarket
00:52:45I'll solve this problem
00:52:47right now
00:52:47hey Brad
00:52:49didn't you say
00:52:52you could transform
00:52:53any woman?
00:52:55oh
00:52:55my
00:52:56god
00:52:57I didn't expect
00:52:58this to be such a
00:52:59huge project
00:53:01but luckily
00:53:01I'm a Hollywood
00:53:02stylish
00:53:03alright girls
00:53:04let's get going
00:53:06right here
00:53:09I got it
00:53:10are you okay
00:53:19are you okay
00:53:19watch out
00:53:21please calm down
00:53:22can't you sit up
00:53:22back here
00:53:23get him out of here
00:53:25oh my god
00:53:26are you okay baby
00:53:26are these ladies
00:53:34fashion pieces
00:53:35worth the expense
00:53:36for her
00:53:36she's my wife now
00:53:38so yes
00:53:39it's worth it
00:53:40baby real
00:53:43I did my best today
00:53:45remember
00:53:46Rome wasn't built
00:53:47in the day
00:53:48how do I look?
00:54:04wow
00:54:05you're the most beautiful
00:54:07you have ever seen
00:54:08wow
00:54:11you sure ain't sure
00:54:12that asked
00:54:13why aren't you closing
00:54:14the Victoria's Secret
00:54:15show this year
00:54:16Julia
00:54:18her acting skills
00:54:19surpassed mine
00:54:20that's what handling
00:54:22a big story does to me
00:54:23let's go girls
00:54:25thank you so much
00:54:26guys
00:54:26no problem baby
00:54:28jeez
00:54:30how did I not realize
00:54:31my backside
00:54:32has such potential
00:54:33just like
00:54:35Kardashians
00:54:36guess
00:54:37you regret this
00:54:37fake marriage
00:54:38now huh
00:54:39god is fair
00:54:41though he didn't
00:54:42bless you with a
00:54:43fury physique
00:54:44he gave you
00:54:45unbrittle confidence
00:54:46wow
00:54:50wow
00:54:51you're totally
00:54:51gonna nail that role
00:54:52now
00:54:53we look so
00:54:53perfect together
00:54:54it's a match
00:54:56made in heaven
00:54:57no no no
00:55:09there's no spark
00:55:10between you two
00:55:11you don't love your wife
00:55:13at all
00:55:13I'm sorry that I can't
00:55:14give you this role
00:55:15but we haven't even
00:55:16started talking
00:55:17you know the law talk
00:55:18is about feeling
00:55:19I don't feel your love
00:55:22for her
00:55:22he's crazy about me
00:55:25the moment I was divorced
00:55:26he swooped in
00:55:27with a helicopter proposal
00:55:29I love you baby
00:55:32that's because
00:55:33I just can't wait
00:55:34to spend the rest
00:55:35of my life with you
00:55:36come back to me
00:55:41or you'll learn
00:55:42to be a proper
00:55:43jeez
00:55:46are you sure
00:55:47he's top Hollywood's
00:55:49director
00:55:49and not some charlatan
00:55:51yes
00:55:51but he did catch you
00:55:52rolling your eyes at me
00:55:53maybe it's only because
00:55:54you ordered a cup of water
00:55:56any steak
00:55:56perhaps that's to avoid
00:55:58your dress zipper
00:55:58bursting from one extra bite
00:56:01you guessed right
00:56:03much better now
00:56:08can you eat quieter
00:56:22you're disturbing my reading
00:56:23you're married
00:56:33what's up
00:56:34what
00:56:35your daughter's in the hospital
00:56:36with a fever
00:56:37yeah of course
00:56:37I can cover your shift today
00:56:39where are you going
00:56:41the contract
00:56:43doesn't require me
00:56:44to report my personal
00:56:45itinerary to you
00:56:46Aubrey
00:56:53what are you doing here
00:56:55you're not stalking me
00:56:57are you
00:56:57listen
00:56:58stop harassing me
00:57:00Tiffany and I
00:57:01are engaged
00:57:02sorry to disappoint you
00:57:05but I'm married too
00:57:06it's not just you
00:57:07who found someone new
00:57:08Jim
00:57:09I told you
00:57:11she put up a front
00:57:12about finding someone else
00:57:13I do have a husband
00:57:17and he's hotter
00:57:18wealthier
00:57:20and lasts longer
00:57:21in bed
00:57:21than you ever did
00:57:22if he's so great
00:57:23when's an old timer
00:57:25like you
00:57:25still going here
00:57:26serving tapes
00:57:27come on man
00:57:28don't just stand there
00:57:30serve us
00:57:30I want
00:57:33hot tea
00:57:34jeez
00:57:44you trying to
00:57:46sculpt me
00:57:46are you satisfied now
00:57:58that's better
00:57:58drink up the air
00:58:00ouch
00:58:02this huge diamond ring
00:58:04makes it hard
00:58:05to lift my hand
00:58:06check out my
00:58:08engagement ring
00:58:09from mark
00:58:09it's whopping
00:58:11two carats
00:58:12I heard your wedding ring
00:58:14was
00:58:15a freebie
00:58:17that came with
00:58:18some furniture shopping
00:58:19wasn't it
00:58:21wow
00:58:22good for you
00:58:24and when you guys
00:58:24eventually split
00:58:25you will get
00:58:27a nice chunk
00:58:28of change
00:58:28from selling
00:58:29this treasure
00:58:30don't stupid
00:58:33or level
00:58:33you
00:58:35go and get
00:58:36the steaks ready
00:58:36in ten minutes
00:58:37else
00:58:38I'll be reporting you
00:58:39I said
00:58:40half an hour
00:58:41when you ordered
00:58:42then
00:58:42figured it out
00:58:44wait
00:58:45tub off my water
00:58:48Mary
00:58:54you owe me
00:58:55a proper meal
00:58:56I'll refrain
00:58:57from stabbing
00:58:58those two
00:58:58for your job's sake
00:58:59Aubrey
00:59:03why are you
00:59:04waitressing
00:59:05we're not really
00:59:05married
00:59:06what I do
00:59:06is none
00:59:07of your business
00:59:07let's go
00:59:11the advertisers
00:59:12are waiting
00:59:12keep an eye on her
00:59:16make sure nobody
00:59:18messes with her
00:59:18I'm not her agent
00:59:20but she's my wife
00:59:21at least on paper
00:59:22okay guys
00:59:23if you don't need
00:59:23anything else
00:59:24I'm gonna head out
00:59:25and change shifts
00:59:26oh my god
00:59:28my ring
00:59:29it's gone
00:59:30since you're the only one
00:59:33serving us
00:59:33I suspect you stole my ring
00:59:35just because you're a bitch
00:59:37doesn't mean everyone is
00:59:38I wouldn't even want to touch
00:59:40the stuff you've worn
00:59:41let alone steal it
00:59:43deny won't help
00:59:45let's arm you somewhere
00:59:47see
00:59:51this is proof
00:59:52I'm gonna have you
00:59:58fired
00:59:59no way
01:00:00you're framing me on purpose
01:00:01got it
01:00:07get the restaurant owner
01:00:08over here for me
01:00:09you and your husband
01:00:14are so sweet
01:00:15you always remember
01:00:16to buy his favorite pizza
01:00:17sweet
01:00:18we haven't gotten busy
01:00:20since Thanksgiving
01:00:22three years ago
01:00:23look at them
01:00:25that's what we call sweet
01:00:26I wish my hubby
01:00:27was like that
01:00:28fuck
01:00:31that's actually my husband
01:00:32you jerk
01:00:32cheating on me
01:00:33behind my back
01:00:34Aubrey
01:00:34let me explain
01:00:36wait
01:00:37wait
01:00:37stop
01:00:39alright
01:00:44enough
01:00:44cut it out
01:00:46I
01:00:47wouldn't have to be out here
01:00:49messing around
01:00:50if you
01:00:51didn't push me
01:00:52to do it
01:00:53look at yourself
01:00:54sloppy
01:00:55rude
01:00:57totally
01:00:58unfeminine
01:01:00I want a divorce
01:01:01crazy lady
01:01:03karma
01:01:12will get that scumbag
01:01:13no need for karma
01:01:14I can handle this myself
01:01:15hand me the car key
01:01:16he's not the role you wanted
01:01:28no way
01:01:30why him
01:01:31I cannot understand that
01:01:33he has fewer instagram followers than me
01:01:35and his last movie made only 100 million dollars
01:01:38the director is looking for a guy
01:01:39who is totally devoted to his wife
01:01:42Leo and his wife are Hollywood's poster couple
01:01:44for true love
01:01:45but what about you
01:01:47you're a 40 year old bachelor
01:01:49known around town
01:01:50as a total playboy
01:01:51what if
01:01:53I told everyone
01:01:54that I've actually been in love
01:01:56with one woman
01:01:57for all those years
01:01:58but she's married
01:02:00and all my wild dating was just to try and forget her
01:02:03you think that would lend me the role
01:02:04sounds more like
01:02:05excuse to me
01:02:06that's not good enough huh
01:02:08alright
01:02:09do I have to say
01:02:11she just got divorced
01:02:12and I'm rushing to marry her
01:02:14vowing to never look at another supermodel again
01:02:16to prove I can be a committed guy
01:02:18now that's a story people might buy into
01:02:21but the problem is
01:02:24you're just making this up
01:02:25on the spot
01:02:26alright
01:02:27I wish a woman like that
01:02:31would just fall into my life for real
01:02:32damn it
01:02:36fuck
01:02:38I'm so sorry
01:02:45are you nuts
01:02:46nuts
01:02:47is that all your men got
01:02:51yeah I'm nuts
01:02:52but you guys
01:02:53eat don't cook by nuts
01:02:54sleep with nuts
01:02:56have kids with nuts
01:02:57you are the real nuts here
01:02:58no offense
01:02:59but I'm Chris Roberts
01:03:01I only sleep with supermodels
01:03:03under 25 years old
01:03:05only supermodels
01:03:08screw you fuck Chris Roberts
01:03:13shit
01:03:23I sold the house
01:03:31you got till tonight to move out
01:03:33or
01:03:34your stuff will get thrown away
01:03:35if you want to divorce me
01:03:39fine
01:03:40go ahead
01:03:41but how dare you sell our house
01:03:44without my consent
01:03:46I'll sue you
01:03:47think you can afford a lawyer
01:03:49don't mess with me
01:03:51or apply for a custody for our son
01:03:53jobless housewife like you
01:03:54won't stand a chance
01:03:56despicable
01:03:57so
01:03:59you divorced
01:04:00it's none of your business
01:04:02marry me
01:04:03are you insane
01:04:11my car's worth 4 million dollars
01:04:16you want to talk about marriage
01:04:18or compensation
01:04:20this way ma'am
01:04:23watch your step ma'am
01:04:28welcome ma'am
01:04:36wow
01:04:47so it's your house
01:04:48at 5 central avenue
01:04:50I've seen it in a magazine
01:04:51so
01:05:06I get a room like this
01:05:08for a fake marriage
01:05:09no
01:05:09this is for Elizabeth
01:05:11my dog
01:05:12yours is upstairs
01:05:13bigger and better
01:05:15forget that
01:05:16come sign the contract
01:05:17sign this
01:05:21and you will be my wife
01:05:23sorry
01:05:24what's your name again
01:05:25Aubrey
01:05:26okay
01:05:26Aubrey
01:05:28listen to me
01:05:29I love you
01:05:30for more than 10 years
01:05:32I heard
01:05:32that you're divorced
01:05:34so
01:05:35I popped the question
01:05:36right away
01:05:37what
01:05:39really
01:05:39are you kidding me
01:05:41Aubrey
01:05:42this marriage
01:05:43is just for show
01:05:44I hope you won't catch
01:05:45real feelings for me
01:05:47relax
01:05:49not falling for you
01:05:50as easy as drinking and eating
01:05:52great
01:05:52that's amazing
01:05:53once I secure the role
01:05:55and back that Oscar
01:05:56we'll part our ways
01:05:58smoothly
01:05:59so we stuck together
01:06:02until we win an Oscar
01:06:03might as well say
01:06:06till that do us a part
01:06:08don't worry about that
01:06:09I'm gonna pay you
01:06:10an acting salary
01:06:11the same as I do
01:06:13with my models and actors
01:06:14you're Chris Roberts
01:06:16those actresses
01:06:17must earn a fortune
01:06:18considering our attitude
01:06:20I'm gonna go with
01:06:21minimum wage
01:06:22usually they pay around
01:06:23500 grand
01:06:24and now
01:06:25150k
01:06:26that's enough for you
01:06:28per year?
01:06:30per month
01:06:30of course
01:06:31so you have a son
01:06:45don't get me wrong
01:06:47just wanna know more
01:06:48about my wife
01:06:49yeah
01:06:55his name is Luke
01:06:57he's nine
01:06:58in summer camp
01:07:00unaware of the divorce
01:07:02good lord
01:07:12that looks calorie packed
01:07:14first
01:07:16it's not for you
01:07:17second
01:07:17I hate
01:07:18when people reduce food
01:07:19to calories
01:07:20geez
01:07:22touchy
01:07:23it'll make my loving you
01:07:25seem even more dramatic
01:07:26keep that up
01:07:28another thing
01:07:29clear your schedule
01:07:30for tomorrow
01:07:31we're meeting the director
01:07:32already?
01:07:35this is your first time
01:07:36stepping out as my wife
01:07:37and I really want you
01:07:38to take it seriously
01:07:39need to dress up nicely
01:07:41alright
01:07:41because it's gonna be
01:07:42the first time
01:07:43that you're gonna act
01:07:44as my wife
01:07:44come on
01:07:46this top I'm wearing
01:07:47is like from the supermarket
01:07:48I'll solve this problem
01:07:50right now
01:07:51hey Brad
01:07:53didn't you say
01:07:55you could transform
01:07:56any woman?
01:07:58oh my god
01:08:00I didn't expect
01:08:01this to be such a
01:08:02huge project
01:08:04but luckily
01:08:05I'm a Hollywood
01:08:06stylish
01:08:06alright girls
01:08:08let's get going
01:08:09right here
01:08:12I got it
01:08:13are you okay
01:08:23baby
01:08:23watch out
01:08:24please calm down
01:08:25can you sit up
01:08:26back here
01:08:26sit down
01:08:27get back here
01:08:28oh my god
01:08:29are you okay baby
01:08:30are these ladies
01:08:37fashion pieces
01:08:38worth the expense
01:08:39for her
01:08:40she's my wife
01:08:41now
01:08:41so yes
01:08:42it's worth it
01:08:43baby Ro
01:08:46I did my best today
01:08:48remember
01:08:49Rome wasn't built
01:08:51in a day
01:08:51how do I look?
01:09:08wow
01:09:08you're the most beautiful
01:09:10you have ever seen
01:09:11wow
01:09:14you sure
01:09:15aren't sure
01:09:15that ass
01:09:16why aren't you
01:09:17closing the
01:09:18Victoria's Secret
01:09:18show this year?
01:09:20Julia
01:09:21your acting skill
01:09:22surpassed mine
01:09:23that's what
01:09:25handling a big story
01:09:26does to me
01:09:26let's go girls
01:09:28thank you so much
01:09:29guys
01:09:29no problem
01:09:30baby
01:09:31jeez
01:09:33how did I not
01:09:34realize my backside
01:09:35has such potential
01:09:36just like
01:09:38kardashians
01:09:39guess
01:09:40you regret
01:09:40this fake
01:09:41marriage now
01:09:41huh?
01:09:43god is fair
01:09:44though he didn't
01:09:45bless you with a
01:09:46fury physique
01:09:47he gave you
01:09:48unbrittle confidence
01:09:49wow
01:09:54you're totally
01:09:55gonna nail that
01:09:55role now
01:09:56we look so
01:09:57perfect together
01:09:58it's a match
01:09:59made in heaven
01:10:00no no no
01:10:12there's no spark
01:10:14between you two
01:10:14you don't love
01:10:15your wife at all
01:10:16I'm sorry that
01:10:17I can't give you
01:10:18this role
01:10:18but we haven't even
01:10:19started talking
01:10:21you know the lot
01:10:21talk is about
01:10:22feeling
01:10:23I don't feel
01:10:24your love
01:10:25for her
01:10:25he's crazy
01:10:28about me
01:10:28the moment I was
01:10:29divorced
01:10:30he swooped in
01:10:31with a helicopter
01:10:32proposal
01:10:32I love you baby
01:10:35that's because
01:10:36I just can't wait
01:10:37to spend the rest
01:10:38of my life
01:10:39with you
01:10:40come back to me
01:10:45where you'll learn
01:10:45to be a proper
01:10:46jeez
01:10:49are you sure
01:10:50he's top
01:10:51Hollywood's director
01:10:52and not some
01:10:53charlatan
01:10:54yes
01:10:54but he did catch
01:10:55you rolling your
01:10:56eyes at me
01:10:56maybe it's only
01:10:58because you
01:10:58ordered a cup
01:10:58of water
01:10:59any steak
01:11:00perhaps that's
01:11:00to avoid
01:11:01your dress zipper
01:11:02bursting from
01:11:03one extra bite
01:11:04you guessed right
01:11:06much better now
01:11:12can you eat
01:11:24quieter
01:11:25you're disturbing
01:11:26my reading
01:11:27you're married
01:11:36what's up
01:11:37what
01:11:38your daughter's
01:11:39in the hospital
01:11:39with a fever
01:11:40yeah of course
01:11:41I can cover your
01:11:41shift today
01:11:42where are you going
01:11:45the contract
01:11:46doesn't require me
01:11:47to report my
01:11:48personal itinerary
01:11:49to you
01:11:49Aubrey
01:11:57what are you doing
01:11:58here
01:11:58you're not
01:11:59stalking me
01:12:00are you
01:12:00listen
01:12:01stop harassing me
01:12:03Tiffany and I
01:12:04are engaged
01:12:05sorry to disappoint
01:12:08you
01:12:08but I'm married
01:12:09too
01:12:10it's not just
01:12:10you who found
01:12:11someone new
01:12:12Jim
01:12:13I told you
01:12:14she put up
01:12:15a friend
01:12:15about finding
01:12:16someone else
01:12:16I do have
01:12:20a husband
01:12:20and he's
01:12:21hotter
01:12:22wealthier
01:12:23and lasts
01:12:24longer in bed
01:12:24than you
01:12:25ever did
01:12:25if he's so
01:12:26great
01:12:27when's an
01:12:28old-timer
01:12:28like you
01:12:29still going
01:12:29here
01:12:30serving
01:12:30tapes
01:12:31come on
01:12:31man
01:12:32don't just
01:12:32stand there
01:12:33serve
01:12:33us
01:12:34I want
01:12:36hot tea
01:12:37jeez
01:12:48you trying
01:12:49to
01:12:49sculpt
01:12:49me
01:12:50are you
01:13:00satisfied
01:13:00now
01:13:01that's
01:13:01better
01:13:02drink
01:13:03up
01:13:03dear
01:13:03ouch
01:13:05this huge
01:13:07diamond ring
01:13:08makes it
01:13:08hard to
01:13:09lift my
01:13:09hand
01:13:10check out
01:13:11my engagement
01:13:12ring from
01:13:12mark
01:13:13it's
01:13:14whopping
01:13:14two
01:13:14carats
01:13:15I heard
01:13:17your wedding
01:13:17ring was
01:13:18a freebie
01:13:21that came
01:13:21with some
01:13:22furniture
01:13:22shopping
01:13:23wasn't it
01:13:24wow
01:13:25good for
01:13:26you
01:13:27and when
01:13:27you guys
01:13:28eventually
01:13:28split
01:13:29you will
01:13:30get a
01:13:30nice
01:13:31chunk
01:13:31of
01:13:31change
01:13:32from
01:13:32selling
01:13:33this
01:13:33treasure
01:13:33don't
01:13:36stoop
01:13:36their
01:13:36level
01:13:37you
01:13:38go and
01:13:39get the
01:13:39steaks
01:13:39ready
01:13:40in
01:13:40ten
01:13:40minutes
01:13:40else
01:13:41I'll
01:13:41be
01:13:42reporting
01:13:42you
01:13:42I said
01:13:43half an
01:13:44hour
01:13:44when you
01:13:45ordered
01:13:45then
01:13:46figured
01:13:46out
01:13:47wait
01:13:49tub
01:13:50off
01:13:51my
01:13:51water
01:13:51Mary
01:13:57you
01:13:58owe me
01:13:58a proper
01:13:59meal
01:13:59I
01:14:00refrain
01:14:00from
01:14:00stabbing
01:14:01those
01:14:01two
01:14:01for
01:14:01your
01:14:02job's
01:14:02sake
01:14:02Aubrey
01:14:06why
01:14:07are you
01:14:07waitressing
01:14:08we're not
01:14:08really
01:14:09married
01:14:09what I
01:14:09do
01:14:10is
01:14:10none
01:14:10of
01:14:10your
01:14:10business
01:14:11let's go
01:14:14the
01:14:15advertisers
01:14:15are
01:14:15waiting
01:14:16keep an
01:14:19eye
01:14:19on her
01:14:19make sure
01:14:21nobody
01:14:21messes
01:14:21with her
01:14:22I'm not
01:14:22her
01:14:23agent
01:14:23but she's
01:14:24my wife
01:14:24at least
01:14:25on paper
01:14:25okay
01:14:26guys
01:14:26if you
01:14:26don't
01:14:27need
01:14:27anything
01:14:27else
01:14:27I'm
01:14:28gonna
01:14:28head
01:14:28out
01:14:29and
01:14:29change
01:14:29shifts
01:14:29oh
01:14:30my
01:14:31god
01:14:31my
01:14:32rain
01:14:33it's
01:14:33gone
01:14:34since
01:14:35you're
01:14:35the
01:14:36only
01:14:36one
01:14:36serving
01:14:36us
01:14:37I
01:14:37suspect
01:14:38you
01:14:38stole
01:14:38my
01:14:38rain
01:14:39just
01:14:39because
01:14:39you're
01:14:40a
01:14:40bitch
01:14:40doesn't
01:14:41mean
01:14:41everyone
01:14:41is
01:14:42I
01:14:42wouldn't
01:14:42even
01:14:43want
01:14:43to
01:14:43touch
01:14:44the
01:14:44stuff
01:14:44you
01:14:44want
01:14:45let
01:14:45alone
01:14:45steal
01:14:46it
01:14:46deny
01:14:47won't
01:14:47help
01:14:48it's
01:14:49only
01:14:50you
01:14:50somewhere
01:14:50see
01:14:54this
01:14:55is
01:14:55proof
01:14:56I'm
01:15:00gonna
01:15:00have
01:15:01you
01:15:01fired
01:15:02no
01:15:02way
01:15:03you're
01:15:03framing
01:15:03me
01:15:04on
01:15:04purpose
01:15:04got
01:15:10it
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01:15:11restaurant
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