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00:00:00You and your husband are so sweet.
00:00:02You always remember to buy his favorite pizza.
00:00:05Sweet?
00:00:06We haven't gotten busy since Thanksgiving three years ago.
00:00:11Look at them!
00:00:12That's what we call sweet.
00:00:14I wish my hubby was like that.
00:00:17Fuck! That's actually my husband!
00:00:19You jerk cheating on me behind my back!
00:00:21Aubrey!
00:00:22Let me sprint!
00:00:24Wait!
00:00:25Wait!
00:00:26Stop!
00:00:27Alright! Enough!
00:00:31Cut it out!
00:00:33I wouldn't have to be out here messing around
00:00:37if you didn't push me to do it.
00:00:40Look at yourself.
00:00:41Sloppy.
00:00:42You're rude.
00:00:44Totally unfeminine.
00:00:47I want a divorce.
00:00:49Crazy lady.
00:00:57Karma will get that scumbag.
00:01:00No need for karma.
00:01:01I can handle this myself.
00:01:02Hand me the car key.
00:01:13Chris.
00:01:14Leo snucked the role you wanted.
00:01:16No way.
00:01:17Why him?
00:01:18I cannot understand that.
00:01:20He has fewer Instagram followers than me
00:01:22and his last movie made only 100 million dollars.
00:01:25The director is looking for a guy who is totally devoted to his wife.
00:01:29Leo and his wife are Hollywood's poster couple for true love.
00:01:33But what about you?
00:01:34You're a 40-year-old bachelor known around town as a total playboy.
00:01:39What if I told everyone that I've actually been in love with one woman for all those years?
00:01:46But she's married.
00:01:47And all my wild dating was just to try and forget her.
00:01:50You think that would lend me the role?
00:01:52Sounds more like excused me.
00:01:54That's not good enough, huh?
00:01:56Alright.
00:01:57Do I have to say she just got divorced and I'm rushing to marry her?
00:02:01Vowing to never look at another supermodel again to prove I can be a committed guy?
00:02:06Now that's a story people might buy into.
00:02:09But the problem is you're just making this up on the spot.
00:02:13Alright.
00:02:16I wish a woman like that would just fall into my life for real.
00:02:22Damn it!
00:02:24Fuck.
00:02:31I'm so sorry.
00:02:32Are you nuts?
00:02:33Nuts?
00:02:37Is that all your men got?
00:02:38Yeah.
00:02:39I'm nuts.
00:02:40But you guys eat food cooked by nuts.
00:02:42Sleep with nuts.
00:02:43Have kids with nuts.
00:02:44You are the real nuts here.
00:02:46No offense.
00:02:47But I'm Chris Roberts.
00:02:49I only sleep with supermodels under 25 years old.
00:02:54Only supermodels!
00:02:58Screw you, Paul Chris Roberts!
00:03:02No!
00:03:05No!
00:03:07No!
00:03:08Fuck!
00:03:09Shit!
00:03:10No!
00:03:11No!
00:03:13I sold the house!
00:03:15No!
00:03:17You've got till tonight to move out.
00:03:20Or, your stuff will be thrown away.
00:03:24If you want to divorce me, fine!
00:03:27Go ahead!
00:03:28But how dare you sell our house without my consent?
00:03:33I'll sue you!
00:03:34Think you can afford a lawyer?
00:03:36Don't mess with me or apply for a custody for our staff.
00:03:40A jobless house like what you won't stand a chance.
00:03:43Despicable!
00:03:45So, you divorced?
00:03:47It's none of your business!
00:03:49Marry me!
00:03:50Are you insane?
00:04:00My car's worth 4 million dollars.
00:04:03You wanna talk about marriage?
00:04:06Or compensation?
00:04:09This way, Mom.
00:04:14Or just that, Mom.
00:04:20Welcome, Mom.
00:04:33Wow!
00:04:34So it's your house at 5 Central Avenue.
00:04:37I've seen it in a magazine.
00:04:50So, I get a room like this for a fake marriage?
00:04:56No.
00:04:57This is for Elizabeth, my dog.
00:04:59Yours is upstairs.
00:05:00Bigger and better.
00:05:02Forget that.
00:05:03Come sign the contract.
00:05:08Sign this, and you will be my wife.
00:05:10Sorry, what's your name again?
00:05:12Aubrey.
00:05:13Okay.
00:05:14Aubrey, listen to me.
00:05:16I love you for more than 10 years.
00:05:19I heard that you're divorced.
00:05:22So, I popped the question right away.
00:05:25What?
00:05:26Really?
00:05:27Are you kidding me?
00:05:29Aubrey, this marriage is just for show.
00:05:31I hope you won't catch real feelings for me.
00:05:35Relax.
00:05:36Not falling for you as easy as drinking and eating.
00:05:38Great!
00:05:39That's amazing!
00:05:40Once I secure the role and back that Oscar,
00:05:43we'll part our ways smoothly.
00:05:48So we stuck together until we win an Oscar?
00:05:52Might as well say, so that do us a part.
00:05:55Don't worry about that.
00:05:57I'm gonna pay you an acting salary.
00:05:59The same as I do with my models and actors.
00:06:02You're Chris Roberts.
00:06:03Those actresses must earn a fortune.
00:06:05Considering our attitude, I'm gonna go with minimum wage.
00:06:09Usually they pay around 500 grand.
00:06:11And now, 150k.
00:06:13That's enough for you.
00:06:16Per year?
00:06:17Per month, of course.
00:06:31So you have a son?
00:06:32Don't get me wrong.
00:06:34Just wanna know more about my wife.
00:06:42Yeah.
00:06:43His name is Luke.
00:06:44He's nine.
00:06:46In summer camp,
00:06:48I'm aware of the divorce.
00:06:49Good lord.
00:06:50That looks calorie packed.
00:07:02First, it's not for you.
00:07:04Second, I hate when people reduce food to calories.
00:07:08Jeez, touchy.
00:07:10It'll make my loving you seem even more dramatic.
00:07:14Keep that up.
00:07:15Another thing.
00:07:16Clear your schedule for tomorrow.
00:07:18We're meeting the director.
00:07:20Already?
00:07:22This is your first time stepping out as my wife,
00:07:24and I really want you to take it seriously.
00:07:27Need to dress up nicely, alright?
00:07:29Because it's gonna be the first time that you're gonna act as my wife.
00:07:31Come on.
00:07:32This top I'm wearing is like from the supermarket.
00:07:36I'll solve this problem right now.
00:07:39Hey, Brad.
00:07:41Didn't you say you could transform any woman?
00:07:45Oh.
00:07:46My.
00:07:47God.
00:07:48I didn't expect this to be such a huge project.
00:07:51But luckily, I'm Hollywood stylish.
00:07:53Alright, girls.
00:07:55Let's get going.
00:07:57Hmm.
00:07:58Right here.
00:07:59I got it.
00:08:09Are you okay, baby?
00:08:10Watch out.
00:08:11Please calm down.
00:08:12Can't you sit up back here?
00:08:13Sit down.
00:08:14Get him out of here.
00:08:15Oh my god.
00:08:16Are you okay, baby?
00:08:23Are these ladies' fashion pieces worth the expense for her?
00:08:27She's my wife now, so yes, it's worth it.
00:08:32Hmm.
00:08:33Baby Ro, I did my best today.
00:08:36Remember, Rome wasn't built in a day.
00:08:38How do I look?
00:08:55Wow.
00:08:56You're the most beautiful you have ever seen.
00:09:01Wow.
00:09:02You sure ain't sure of that ass.
00:09:03Why aren't you closing the Victoria's Secret show this year?
00:09:06Julia, her acting skills surpassed mine.
00:09:11That's what handling a big star does to me.
00:09:14Let's go, girls.
00:09:15Thank you so much, guys.
00:09:17No problem, baby.
00:09:19Geez.
00:09:20How did I not realize my backside has such potential?
00:09:24Just like Kardashians.
00:09:26Guess you regret this fake marriage now, huh?
00:09:30God is fair.
00:09:31Though he didn't bless you with a fury physique,
00:09:34he gave you unbridled confidence.
00:09:40Wow.
00:09:41You're totally gonna nail that role now.
00:09:43We look so perfect together.
00:09:45It's a match made in heaven.
00:09:47No, no, no.
00:09:59There's no spark between you two.
00:10:01You don't love your wife at all.
00:10:03I'm sorry that I can't give you this role.
00:10:05But we haven't even started talking.
00:10:07You know the law talk is about feeling.
00:10:10I don't feel your love for her.
00:10:13He's crazy about me.
00:10:15The moment I was divorced, he swooped in with a helicopter proposal.
00:10:20I love you, baby.
00:10:22That's because I just can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you.
00:10:26Come back to me or you'll learn to be a proper lover.
00:10:33Geez.
00:10:34Are you sure he's top Hollywood's director and not some charlatan?
00:10:40Yes, but he did catch you rolling your eyes at me.
00:10:43Maybe it's only because you ordered a cup of water and a steak?
00:10:46Perhaps that's to avoid your dress zipper bursting from one extra bite.
00:10:52You guessed right.
00:10:57Much better now.
00:11:11Can you eat quieter?
00:11:12You're disturbing my reading.
00:11:16You're married?
00:11:19What's up?
00:11:20What?
00:11:21Your daughter's in the hospital with a fever?
00:11:22Of course.
00:11:23I can cover your shift today.
00:11:24Where are you going?
00:11:25The contract doesn't require me to report my personal itinerary to you.
00:11:30Aubrey.
00:11:31What are you doing here?
00:11:33You're not stalking me, are you?
00:11:34Listen.
00:11:35Stop harassing me.
00:11:36Tiffany and I are engaged.
00:11:39Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm married too.
00:11:40It's not just you who found someone new.
00:11:41Jim!
00:11:42Jim!
00:11:43I told you she put up a front about finding someone else.
00:11:45I do have a husband.
00:11:46And he's hotter, wealthier, and last longer in bed than you ever did.
00:11:48If he's so great, when's an old timer like you still going here serving tapes?
00:11:49I don't know.
00:11:50I don't know.
00:11:51I don't know.
00:11:52I don't know.
00:11:53I don't know.
00:11:54I don't know.
00:11:55I don't know.
00:11:56I don't know.
00:11:57I don't know.
00:11:58I don't know.
00:11:59I don't know.
00:12:00I don't know.
00:12:01I don't know.
00:12:02I don't know.
00:12:03I don't know.
00:12:04I don't know.
00:12:05I don't know.
00:12:06I don't know who found someone new.
00:12:07Jim!
00:12:08I told you she put up a front about finding someone else.
00:12:10I do have a husband.
00:12:11And he's hotter, wealthier, and last longer in bed than you ever did.
00:12:13If he's so great, when's an old timer like you still going here serving tapes?
00:12:18Come on, man.
00:12:19Don't just stand there.
00:12:20Serve us.
00:12:21I want hot tea.
00:12:24Geez, you trying to scald me?
00:12:47Are you satisfied now?
00:12:48That's better.
00:12:49Drink up, dear.
00:12:51Ouch!
00:12:53This huge diamond ring makes it hard to lift my hand.
00:12:57Check out my engagement ring from Mark.
00:13:00It's whopping two carats.
00:13:02I heard your wedding ring was a freebie that came with some furniture shopping, wasn't it?
00:13:11Wow, good for you.
00:13:14And when you guys eventually split, you will get a nice chunk of change from selling this treasure.
00:13:21Don't stoop to our level.
00:13:24You, go and get the steaks ready in ten minutes, else I'll be reporting you.
00:13:29I said half an hour when you ordered.
00:13:32Then figured it out.
00:13:34Wait.
00:13:36Tub off my water.
00:13:37Mary, you owe me a proper meal.
00:13:46I'll refrain from stabbing those two for your job's sake.
00:13:53Aubrey?
00:13:54Why are you waitressing?
00:13:55We're not really married.
00:13:56What I do is none of your business.
00:14:01Let's go.
00:14:02The advertisers are waiting.
00:14:06Keep an eye on her.
00:14:07Make sure nobody messes with her.
00:14:09I'm not her agent.
00:14:10But she's my wife.
00:14:11At least on paper.
00:14:12Okay guys, if you don't need anything else, I'm gonna head out and change shifts.
00:14:17Oh my god!
00:14:19My ring!
00:14:20It's gone!
00:14:22Since you're the only one serving us, I suspect you stole my ring.
00:14:26Just because you're a bitch, doesn't mean everyone is.
00:14:29I wouldn't even want to touch the stuff you've worn, let alone steal it.
00:14:33Denial won't help.
00:14:36It's only you somewhere.
00:14:40See?
00:14:42This is proof.
00:14:47I'm gonna have you fired.
00:14:49No way!
00:14:50You're framing me on purpose.
00:14:57Got it.
00:14:58Get the restaurant owner over here for me.
00:15:03You and your husband are so sweet.
00:15:05You always remember to buy his favorite pizza.
00:15:08Sweet?
00:15:09We haven't gotten busy since Thanksgiving three years ago.
00:15:14Look at them.
00:15:16That's what we call sweet.
00:15:17I wish my hubby was like that.
00:15:21That's actually my husband!
00:15:22You jerk cheating on me behind my back!
00:15:25Aubrey!
00:15:26Let me explain!
00:15:27Wait!
00:15:28Wait!
00:15:29Wait!
00:15:30Stop!
00:15:31You bastard!
00:15:34Alright!
00:15:35Enough!
00:15:36Cut it out!
00:15:38I wouldn't have to be out here.
00:15:40Lessing around.
00:15:41If you didn't push me to do it.
00:15:44Look at yourself.
00:15:45Sloppy.
00:15:47You're rude.
00:15:48Totally.
00:15:50Unfeminine.
00:15:51I want a divorce.
00:15:53Crazy lady.
00:15:54Get that scum back.
00:15:55No need for karma.
00:15:56I can't handle this myself.
00:15:57Hand me the car key.
00:15:58Chris.
00:15:59Leo snuck the road you wanted.
00:16:00No way.
00:16:01Why him?
00:16:02I cannot understand that.
00:16:03He has fewer Instagram followers than me.
00:16:04And his last movie made only a hundred million dollars.
00:16:05The director's looking for a guy who's totally devoted to his wife.
00:16:06Leo and his wife are Hollywood fans.
00:16:07I can't understand that.
00:16:08He has fewer Instagram followers than me.
00:16:09And his last movie made only a hundred million dollars.
00:16:10The director's looking for a guy who's totally devoted to his wife.
00:16:11Leo and his wife are Hollywood's poster couple for true love.
00:16:12But what about you?
00:16:13You're a forty-year-old bachelor known around town.
00:16:15The director is looking for a guy who's totally devoted to his wife.
00:16:19Leo and his wife are Hollywood's poster couple for true love.
00:16:22What about you?
00:16:23You're a forty-year-old bachelor known around town.
00:16:24You're a forty-year-old bachelor known around town.
00:16:26And his last movie made only a hundred million dollars.
00:16:28The director's looking for a guy who's totally devoted to his wife.
00:16:32Leo and his wife are Hollywood's poster couple for true love.
00:16:36But what about you?
00:16:37You're a 40-year-old bachelor known around town as a total playboy.
00:16:42What if I told everyone that I've actually been in love with one woman for all those years,
00:16:49but she's married and all my wild dating was just to try and forget her?
00:16:53You think that would lend me the role?
00:16:54Sounds more like excused me.
00:16:57That's not good enough, huh?
00:16:59Alright, do I have to say she just got divorced and I'm rushing to marry her,
00:17:04vowing to never look at another supermodel again to prove I can be a committed guy?
00:17:09Now that's a story people might buy into.
00:17:12But the problem is you're just making this up on the spot.
00:17:16Alright.
00:17:19I wish a woman like that would just fall into my life for real.
00:17:22Damn it!
00:17:27Fuck!
00:17:34I'm so sorry.
00:17:35Are you nuts?
00:17:36Nuts?
00:17:37Is that all your men got?
00:17:41Yeah, I'm nuts.
00:17:43But you guys, eat good coke by nuts.
00:17:45Sleep with nuts.
00:17:46Have kids with nuts.
00:17:47You are the real nuts here.
00:17:49No offense.
00:17:50But I'm Chris Roberts.
00:17:52I only sleep with supermodels under 25 years old.
00:17:55Only supermodels.
00:18:01Screw you, fuck Chris Roberts!
00:18:03I sold the house.
00:18:21You've got till tonight to move out.
00:18:23Or your stuff will get thrown away.
00:18:27If you want to divorce me, fine!
00:18:30Go ahead!
00:18:31But how dare you sell our house without my consent!
00:18:36I'll sue you!
00:18:38Think you can afford a lawyer?
00:18:40Don't mess with me.
00:18:41Or a fight for a custody for our son.
00:18:43A jobless housewife like you won't stand a chance.
00:18:47Despicable!
00:18:47So, you divorced?
00:18:50It's none of your business!
00:18:52Marry me!
00:19:00Are you insane?
00:19:03My car's worth $4 million.
00:19:06You want to talk about marriage?
00:19:09Or compensation?
00:19:12This win, ma'am.
00:19:13What's your step, ma'am?
00:19:25Welcome, ma'am.
00:19:36Wow.
00:19:37So, it's your house at 5 Central Avenue.
00:19:40I've seen it in a magazine.
00:19:43So, I get a room like this for a fake marriage?
00:19:59No.
00:20:00This is for Elizabeth, my dog.
00:20:02Yours is upstairs.
00:20:04Bigger and better.
00:20:05Forget that.
00:20:06Come sign the contract.
00:20:11Sign this, and you will be my wife.
00:20:14Sorry, what's your name again?
00:20:16Aubrey.
00:20:16Okay.
00:20:17Aubrey.
00:20:18Listen to me.
00:20:19I love you for more than 10 years.
00:20:22I heard that you're divorced.
00:20:25So, I popped the question right away.
00:20:28What?
00:20:29Really?
00:20:30Are you kidding me?
00:20:32Aubrey, this marriage is just for show.
00:20:34I hope you won't catch real feelings for me.
00:20:38Relax.
00:20:39Not falling for you as easy as drinking and eating.
00:20:42Great.
00:20:42That's amazing.
00:20:44Once I secure the role and back that Oscar, we'll part our ways smoothly.
00:20:51So, we stuck together until we win an Oscar?
00:20:55Might as well say, so that do us a part.
00:20:58Don't worry about that.
00:20:59I'm going to pay you an acting salary.
00:21:02The same as I do with my models and actors.
00:21:05You're Chris Roberts.
00:21:06Those actresses must earn a fortune.
00:21:09Considering our attitude, I'm going to go with minimum wage.
00:21:12Usually, they pay around 500 grand.
00:21:14And now, 150K.
00:21:17That's enough for you.
00:21:19Per year?
00:21:20Per month, of course.
00:21:21So, you have a son?
00:21:36Don't get me wrong.
00:21:37Just want to know more about my wife.
00:21:45Yeah.
00:21:46His name is Luke.
00:21:48He's nine.
00:21:48In summer camp, I'm aware of the divorce.
00:22:01Good lord.
00:22:03That looks calorie-packed.
00:22:05First, it's not for you.
00:22:07Second, I hate when people reduce food to calories.
00:22:12Jeez.
00:22:12Touchy.
00:22:13It'll make my loving you seem even more dramatic.
00:22:16Keep that up.
00:22:18Another thing, clear your schedule for tomorrow.
00:22:21We're meeting the director.
00:22:23Already?
00:22:25This is your first time stepping out as my wife, and I really want you to take it seriously.
00:22:30You need to dress up nicely, alright?
00:22:31Because it's going to be the first time that you're going to act as my wife.
00:22:35Come on.
00:22:36This top I'm wearing is like from the supermarket.
00:22:39We'll solve this problem right now.
00:22:41Hey, Brad.
00:22:44Didn't you say you could transform any woman?
00:22:48Oh.
00:22:49My.
00:22:50God.
00:22:51I didn't expect this to be such a huge project.
00:22:54But luckily, I'm a Hollywood-style-ish.
00:22:57Alright, girls.
00:22:58Let's get going.
00:23:00Hmm.
00:23:01Right here.
00:23:02I got it.
00:23:03Are you okay, baby?
00:23:13Watch out.
00:23:14Please calm down.
00:23:15Can you sit up back here?
00:23:17Get back here.
00:23:18Oh my God.
00:23:19Are you okay, baby?
00:23:20Are these ladies' fashion pieces worth the expense for her?
00:23:30She's my wife now.
00:23:32So yes, it's worth it.
00:23:35Baby, well, I did my best today.
00:23:39Remember, Rome wasn't built in a day.
00:23:41How do I look?
00:23:58Wow.
00:23:59You're the most beautiful you have ever seen.
00:24:04Wow.
00:24:05You sure ain't sure of that ass.
00:24:07Why aren't you closing the Victoria's Secret show this year?
00:24:11Julia.
00:24:12Her acting skills surpassed mine.
00:24:14That's what handling a big star does to me.
00:24:17Let's go, girls.
00:24:18Thank you so much, guys.
00:24:20No problem, baby.
00:24:23Jeez.
00:24:24How did I not realize my backside has such potential?
00:24:27Just like Kardashians.
00:24:30Guess you regret this fake marriage now, huh?
00:24:33God is fair.
00:24:35Though he didn't bless you with a fury physique,
00:24:37he gave you unbrittle confidence.
00:24:39Let's go, guys.
00:24:44Wow.
00:24:44You're totally gonna nail that role now.
00:24:46We look so perfect together.
00:24:48It's a match made in heaven.
00:24:50No, no, no.
00:25:02There's no spark between you two.
00:25:05You don't love your wife at all.
00:25:07I'm sorry that I can't give you this role.
00:25:09But we haven't even started talking.
00:25:11You know, the law talk is about feeling.
00:25:13I don't feel your love for her.
00:25:17He's crazy about me.
00:25:19The moment I was divorced,
00:25:20he swooped in with a helicopter proposal.
00:25:24I love you, baby.
00:25:26That's because I just can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you.
00:25:29Come back to me.
00:25:35Or you'll learn to be a proper.
00:25:39Jeez.
00:25:40Are you sure he's top Hollywood's director and not some charlatan?
00:25:44Yes.
00:25:45But he did catch you rolling your eyes at me.
00:25:47Maybe it's only because you ordered a cup of water and a steak?
00:25:50Perhaps that's to avoid your dress zipper bursting from one extra bite.
00:25:55You guessed right.
00:26:00Much better now.
00:26:13Can you eat quieter?
00:26:16You're disturbing my reading.
00:26:20You're married?
00:26:27What's up?
00:26:28What?
00:26:28Your daughter's in the hospital with a fever?
00:26:30Of course.
00:26:31I can cover your shift today.
00:26:34Where are you going?
00:26:35The contract doesn't require me to report my personal itinerary to you.
00:26:46Aubrey.
00:26:47What are you doing here?
00:26:48You're not stalking me, are you?
00:26:51Listen.
00:26:52Stop harassing me.
00:26:53Tiffany and I are engaged.
00:26:57Sorry to disappoint you.
00:26:58But I'm married too.
00:27:00It's not just you who found someone new.
00:27:02Jim!
00:27:03I told you she put up a front about finding someone else.
00:27:06I do have a husband and he's hotter, wealthier, and last longer in bed than you ever did.
00:27:16If he's so great, when's an old timer like you still going here serving tapes?
00:27:21Come on, man.
00:27:22Don't just stand there.
00:27:23Serve us.
00:27:24I want hot tea.
00:27:27I want hot tea.
00:27:37Jeez.
00:27:38You trying to scald me?
00:27:40Are you satisfied now?
00:27:51That's better.
00:27:53Drink up, dear.
00:27:55Ouch!
00:27:56This huge diamond ring makes it hard to lift my hand.
00:28:01Check out my engagement ring from Mark.
00:28:03It's whopping two carats.
00:28:06I heard your wedding ring was a freebie that came with some furniture shopping, wasn't it?
00:28:15Wow.
00:28:16Good for you.
00:28:17And when you guys eventually split, you will get a nice chunk of change from selling this treasure.
00:28:25Don't stoop their level.
00:28:28You, go and get the stakes ready in ten minutes, else I'll be reporting you.
00:28:32I said half an hour when you ordered.
00:28:36Then figure it out.
00:28:38Wait.
00:28:40Tub off my water.
00:28:47Mary, you owe me a proper meal.
00:28:50I refrain from stabbing those two for your job's sake.
00:28:56Aubrey?
00:28:57Why are you waitressing?
00:28:58We're not really married.
00:28:59What I do is none of your business.
00:29:02Let's go.
00:29:05The advertisers are waiting.
00:29:08Keep an eye on her.
00:29:10Make sure nobody messes with her.
00:29:12I'm not her agent.
00:29:13But she's my wife.
00:29:14At least on paper.
00:29:15Okay, guys.
00:29:16If you don't need anything else, I'm gonna head out and change shifts.
00:29:20Oh my god.
00:29:22My ring.
00:29:23It's gone.
00:29:24Since you're the only one serving us, I suspect you stole my ring.
00:29:29Just because you're a bitch doesn't mean everyone is.
00:29:32I wouldn't even want to touch the stuff you've worn, let alone steal it.
00:29:37Denying won't help.
00:29:39It's only you somewhere.
00:29:43See?
00:29:44This is proof.
00:29:50I'm gonna have you fired.
00:29:52No way.
00:29:53You're framing me on purpose.
00:30:00Got it.
00:30:01Get the restaurant owner over here for me.
00:30:03You and your husband are so sweet.
00:30:08You always remember to buy his favorite pizza.
00:30:11Sweet?
00:30:12We haven't gotten busy since Thanksgiving three years ago.
00:30:17Look at them.
00:30:19That's what we call sweet.
00:30:20I wish my hubby was like that.
00:30:23Fuck, that's actually my husband.
00:30:25You jerk cheating on me behind my back.
00:30:27Aubrey.
00:30:28Let me explain.
00:30:30Wait, wait, wait.
00:30:31Wait, stop.
00:30:35All right, enough.
00:30:38Cut it out.
00:30:40I wouldn't have to be out here.
00:30:43Messing around if you didn't push me to do it.
00:30:47Look at yourself.
00:30:48Sloppy.
00:30:49You're rude.
00:30:51Totally unfeminine.
00:30:54I want a divorce.
00:30:56Crazy lady.
00:31:01Get that scumbag.
00:31:06No need for karma.
00:31:07I can't handle this myself.
00:31:09Hand me the car key.
00:31:19Chris.
00:31:20Leo snucked the row you wanted.
00:31:22No way.
00:31:24Why him?
00:31:25I cannot understand that.
00:31:27He has fewer Instagram followers than me.
00:31:29And his last movie made only $100 million.
00:31:31The director's looking for a guy who's totally devoted to his wife.
00:31:35Leo and his wife are Hollywood's poster couple for true love.
00:31:39But what about you?
00:31:41You're a 40-year-old bachelor known around town as a total playboy.
00:31:45What if I told everyone that I've actually been in love with one woman for all those years?
00:31:52But she's married.
00:31:53And all my wild dating was just to try and forget her.
00:31:56You think that would lend me the role?
00:31:58Sounds more like excused me.
00:32:00That's not good enough, huh?
00:32:02All right.
00:32:03Do I have to say she just got divorced and I'm rushing to marry her?
00:32:07Vowing to never look at another supermodel again to prove I can be a committed guy?
00:32:12Now that's a story people might buy into.
00:32:15But the problem is you're just making this up on the spot.
00:32:19All right.
00:32:22I wish a woman like that would just fall into my life for real.
00:32:29Damn it!
00:32:31Fuck.
00:32:33I'm so sorry.
00:32:38Are you nuts?
00:32:40Nuts?
00:32:43Is that all your men got?
00:32:45Yeah, I'm nuts.
00:32:46But you guys eat those cooked by nuts.
00:32:48Sleep with nuts.
00:32:49Have kids with nuts.
00:32:50You are the real nuts here.
00:32:52No offense.
00:32:53But I'm Chris Roberts.
00:32:54I only sleep with supermodels under 25 years old.
00:33:00Only supermodels.
00:33:03Screw you, fuck Chris Roberts!
00:33:06I sold the house.
00:33:24You got till tonight to move out or your stuff will be thrown away.
00:33:29If you want to divorce me, fine!
00:33:33Go ahead!
00:33:35But how dare you sell our house without my consent!
00:33:40I'll sue you!
00:33:41Think you can afford a lawyer?
00:33:43Don't mess with me.
00:33:44Or apply for a custody for our staff.
00:33:46Jobless housewife like you won't stand a chance.
00:33:50It's a pickleball!
00:33:51So, you divorced?
00:33:53It's none of your business!
00:33:56Marry me!
00:33:56Are you insane?
00:34:07My car's worth $4 million.
00:34:09Do you want to talk about marriage?
00:34:12Or compensation?
00:34:15This way, Mom.
00:34:20Watch us stop, Mom.
00:34:22Welcome, Mom.
00:34:39Wow.
00:34:40So, it's your house at 5 Central Avenue.
00:34:43I've seen it in a magazine.
00:34:45So, I get a room like this for a fake marriage?
00:35:03No.
00:35:04This is for Elizabeth, my dog.
00:35:06Yours is upstairs.
00:35:07Bigger and better.
00:35:09Forget that.
00:35:10Come sign the contract.
00:35:11Sign this, and you will be my wife.
00:35:17Sorry, what's your name again?
00:35:19Aubrey.
00:35:19Okay.
00:35:20Aubrey, listen to me.
00:35:22I love you for more than 10 years.
00:35:25I heard that you're divorced.
00:35:28So, I popped the question right away.
00:35:32What?
00:35:32Really?
00:35:33Are you kidding me?
00:35:35Aubrey, this marriage is just for show.
00:35:37I hope you won't catch real feelings for me.
00:35:41Relax.
00:35:42Not falling for you as easy as drinking and eating.
00:35:45Great.
00:35:46That's amazing.
00:35:47Once I secure the role and back that Oscar, we'll part our ways smoothly.
00:35:54So, we stuck together until we win an Oscar?
00:35:58Might as well say, so that do us a part.
00:36:01Don't worry about that.
00:36:03I'm going to pay you an acting salary.
00:36:05The same as I do with my models and actors.
00:36:08You're Chris Roberts.
00:36:09Those actresses must earn a fortune.
00:36:12Considering our attitude, I'm going to go with minimum wage.
00:36:15Usually, they pay around 500 grand.
00:36:18And now, 150K.
00:36:20That's enough for you.
00:36:22Per year?
00:36:23Per month, of course.
00:36:24So, you have a son?
00:36:39Don't get me wrong.
00:36:41Just want to know more about my wife.
00:36:43Per year?
00:36:48Yeah.
00:36:49His name is Luke.
00:36:51He's 9.
00:36:52In summer camp, I'm aware of the divorce.
00:36:55Good lord, that looks calorie packed
00:37:08First, it's not for you
00:37:10Second, I hate when people reduce food to calories
00:37:13Jeez, touchy
00:37:16It'll make my loving you seem even more dramatic
00:37:20Keep that up
00:37:21Another thing, clear your schedule for tomorrow
00:37:24We're meeting the director
00:37:25Already?
00:37:28This is your first time stepping out as my wife
00:37:30And I really want you to take it seriously
00:37:32Need to dress up nicely, alright?
00:37:35Because it's gonna be the first time that you're gonna act as my wife
00:37:38Come on, this top I'm wearing is like from the supermarket
00:37:41I'll solve this problem right now
00:37:44Hey Brad
00:37:46Didn't you say you could transform any woman?
00:37:52Oh my god
00:37:54I didn't expect this to be such a huge project
00:37:57Luckily, I'm Hollywood stylish
00:38:00Alright girls
00:38:01Let's get going
00:38:03Right here
00:38:06I got it
00:38:06I got it
00:38:06Are you okay, baby?
00:38:17Watch out
00:38:17Please calm down
00:38:18Can we sit up back here?
00:38:20Sit down
00:38:20Get him out of here
00:38:21Oh my god
00:38:22Oh my god
00:38:22Are you okay, baby?
00:38:29Are these ladies' fashion pieces worth the expense for her?
00:38:34She's my wife now
00:38:35So yes, it's worth it
00:38:36How do I look?
00:38:57How do I look?
00:39:01Wow
00:39:01You're the most beautiful you have ever seen
00:39:04Wow
00:39:08You sure ain't sure of that ass
00:39:09Why aren't you closing the Victoria's Secret show this year?
00:39:13Julia
00:39:14Julia
00:39:14Her acting skills surpassed mine
00:39:17That's what handling a big story does to me
00:39:20Let's go, girls
00:39:21Thank you so much, guys
00:39:23No problem, baby
00:39:24Jeez
00:39:26How did I not realize my backside has such potential?
00:39:31Just like Kardashians
00:39:32Guess you regret this fake marriage now, huh?
00:39:36God is fair
00:39:38Though he didn't bless you with a fury physique
00:39:40He gave you unbrittle confidence
00:39:42Wow
00:39:47You're totally gonna nail that role now
00:39:49We look so perfect together
00:39:51It's a match made in heaven
00:39:54No, no, no
00:40:05There's no spark between you two
00:40:08You don't love your wife at all
00:40:10I'm sorry that I can't give you this role
00:40:12But we haven't even started talking
00:40:14You know the law talk is about feeling
00:40:16I don't feel your love for her
00:40:19He's crazy about me
00:40:22The moment I was divorced
00:40:23He swooped in with a helicopter proposal
00:40:26I love you, baby
00:40:29That's because I just can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you
00:40:32Come back to me
00:40:38Or you'll learn to be a proper
00:40:40Jeez
00:40:43Are you sure he's top Hollywood's director
00:40:46And not some charlatan?
00:40:47Yes
00:40:48But he did catch you rolling your eyes at me
00:40:50Maybe it's only because you ordered a cup of water
00:40:52And a steak
00:40:53Perhaps that's to avoid your dress zipper
00:40:55Bursting from one extra bite
00:40:58You guessed right
00:40:59Much better now
00:41:05Can you eat quieter?
00:41:19You're disturbing my reading
00:41:20You're married?
00:41:30What's up?
00:41:31What?
00:41:32Your daughter's in the hospital with a fever?
00:41:33Of course
00:41:34I can cover your shift today
00:41:35Where are you going?
00:41:39The contract doesn't require me to report my personal itinerary to you
00:41:42Aubrey, what are you doing here?
00:41:52You're not stalking me, are you?
00:41:54Listen, stop harassing me
00:41:56Tiffany and I are engaged
00:41:58Sorry to disappoint you
00:42:02But I'm married too
00:42:03It's not just you who found someone new
00:42:05Jim!
00:42:07I told you she put up a friend about finding someone else
00:42:10I do have a husband
00:42:14And he's hotter, wealthier
00:42:16And lasts longer in bed than you ever did
00:42:18If he's so great
00:42:20When's an old timer like you still going here serving tapes?
00:42:24Come on, man
00:42:25Don't just stand there
00:42:26Serve us
00:42:27I want hot tea
00:42:40Geez
00:42:41You're trying to scald me?
00:42:53Are you satisfied now?
00:42:54That's better
00:42:55Drink up, dear
00:42:57Ouch!
00:42:59This huge diamond ring makes it hard to lift my hand
00:43:03Check out my engagement ring from Mark
00:43:06It's whopping two carats
00:43:08I heard your wedding ring was
00:43:11A freebie that came with some furniture shopping
00:43:16Wasn't it?
00:43:18Wow, good for you
00:43:20And when you guys eventually split
00:43:22You will get a nice chunk of change from selling this treasure
00:43:27Don't stupid or level
00:43:30You, go and get the steaks ready in ten minutes
00:43:34Else, I'll be reporting you
00:43:35I said half an hour when you ordered
00:43:39Then figure it out
00:43:40Wait
00:43:42Pop off my water
00:43:44Mary, you owe me a proper meal
00:43:52I'll refrain from stabbing those two for your job's sake
00:43:56Aubrey, why are you waitressing?
00:44:01We're not really married
00:44:02What I do is none of your business
00:44:04Let's go
00:44:08The advertisers are waiting
00:44:09Keep an eye on her
00:44:13Make sure nobody messes with her
00:44:15I'm not her agent
00:44:16But she's my wife
00:44:18At least on paper
00:44:18Okay, guys
00:44:19If you don't need anything else
00:44:21I'm gonna head out and change shifts
00:44:23Oh my god
00:44:25My ring
00:44:26It's gone
00:44:27Since you're the only one serving us
00:44:30I suspect you stole my ring
00:44:32Just because you're a bitch
00:44:34Doesn't mean everyone is
00:44:35I wouldn't even want to touch the stuff you've worn
00:44:38Let alone steal it
00:44:39Denying won't help
00:44:41Let's arm you somewhere
00:44:44See?
00:44:48This is proof
00:44:49I'm gonna half you
00:44:54Fired
00:44:55No way
00:44:56You're framing me on purpose
00:44:58Got it
00:45:04Get the restaurant owner over here for me
00:45:06You and your husband are so sweet
00:45:11You always remember to buy his favorite pizza
00:45:14Sweet?
00:45:15We haven't gotten busy since Thanksgiving three years ago
00:45:20Look at them
00:45:22That's what we call sweet
00:45:23I wish my hubby was like that
00:45:25Fuck, that's actually my husband
00:45:28You jerk cheating on me behind my back
00:45:30Aubrey
00:45:31Aubrey
00:45:31Let me explain
00:45:33Wait
00:45:34Wait
00:45:34Wait
00:45:35Stop
00:45:36Stop
00:45:36All right
00:45:40Enough
00:45:41Cut it out
00:45:42I wouldn't have to be out here
00:45:45Lasting around
00:45:47If you didn't push me to do it
00:45:50Look at yourself
00:45:51Sloppy
00:45:52You're rude
00:45:53Totally
00:45:55Unfeminine
00:45:56I want a divorce
00:45:58Crazy lady
00:46:00Karma will get that scumbag
00:46:10No need for karma
00:46:10I can't handle this myself
00:46:11Hand me the car key
00:46:13Criss
00:46:23Leo snuck the role you wanted
00:46:25No way
00:46:26Why him?
00:46:28I cannot understand that
00:46:30He has fewer Instagram followers than me
00:46:32And his last movie made only a hundred million dollars
00:46:34The director's looking for a guy
00:46:36Who's totally devoted to his wife
00:46:38Leo and his wife are Hollywood's poster couple
00:46:41For true love
00:46:42But what about you?
00:46:44You're a forty-year-old bachelor
00:46:45Known around town as a total playboy
00:46:48What if
00:46:49I told everyone
00:46:51That I've actually been in love with one woman for all those years
00:46:55But she's married
00:46:56And all my wild dating was just to try and forget her
00:46:59You think that would lend me the role?
00:47:01Sounds more like the excuse to me
00:47:03That's not good enough, huh?
00:47:06All right
00:47:06Do I have to say she just got divorced
00:47:09And I'm rushing to marry her
00:47:10Vowing to never look at another supermodel again
00:47:13To prove I can be a committed guy
00:47:15Now that's a story people might buy into
00:47:18But the problem is
00:47:20You're just making this up on the spot
00:47:22All right
00:47:23I wish a woman like that would just fall into my life for real
00:47:29Damn it
00:47:33Fuck
00:47:34I'm so sorry
00:47:41Are you nuts?
00:47:43Nuts?
00:47:46Is that all your men got?
00:47:48Yeah
00:47:48I'm nuts
00:47:49But you guys
00:47:50Eat don't cook by nuts
00:47:51Sleep with nuts
00:47:52Have kids with nuts
00:47:53You are the real nuts here
00:47:55No offense
00:47:56But I'm Chris Roberts
00:47:58I only sleep with supermodels under 25 years old
00:48:01Only supermodels
00:48:05Screw you, fuck, Chris Roberts
00:48:09I sold the house
00:48:28You got till tonight to move out
00:48:29Or your stuff will be thrown away
00:48:32If you want to divorce me
00:48:36Fine
00:48:36Go ahead
00:48:37But how dare you sell our house
00:48:40Without my consent
00:48:42I'll sue you
00:48:44Think you can afford a lawyer?
00:48:46Don't mess with me
00:48:47Or apply for a cut-safe marathon
00:48:49A jobless housewife like you
00:48:51Won't stand a chance
00:48:52Despicable
00:48:54So, you divorced?
00:48:57It's none of your business
00:48:59Marry me
00:48:59Are you insane?
00:49:10My car's worth $4 million
00:49:12You want to talk about marriage?
00:49:16Or compensation?
00:49:18This way, Mom
00:49:20Watch us stop, Mom
00:49:29Welcome, Mom
00:49:32Wow
00:49:43So, it's your house at 5th Central Avenue
00:49:46I've seen it in a magazine
00:49:48So, I get a room like this for a fake marriage?
00:50:06No
00:50:06This is for Elizabeth, my dog
00:50:08Yours is upstairs
00:50:10Bigger and better
00:50:11Forget that
00:50:13Come sign the contract
00:50:14Sign this
00:50:18And you will be my wife
00:50:20Sorry, what's your name again?
00:50:22Aubrey
00:50:23Okay
00:50:23Aubrey
00:50:24Listen to me
00:50:26I love you
00:50:27For more than 10 years
00:50:28I heard
00:50:29That you're divorced
00:50:30So
00:50:32I popped the question right away
00:50:34What?
00:50:36Really?
00:50:36Are you kidding me?
00:50:38Aubrey
00:50:39This marriage is just for show
00:50:41I hope you won't catch real feelings for me
00:50:44Relax
00:50:45Not falling for you as easy as drinking and eating
00:50:48Great
00:50:49That's amazing
00:50:50Once I secure the role and back that Oscar
00:50:52We'll part our ways
00:50:55Smoothly
00:50:56So we stuck together until we win an Oscar?
00:51:00Might as well say
00:51:03So that do us a part
00:51:04Don't worry about that
00:51:05I'm gonna pay you an acting salary
00:51:08The same as I do with my models and actors
00:51:10You're Chris Roberts
00:51:12Those actresses must earn a fortune
00:51:15Considering our attitude
00:51:16I'm gonna go with minimum wage
00:51:18Usually they pay around 500 grand
00:51:20And now
00:51:21150k
00:51:23That's enough for you
00:51:24Per year?
00:51:26Per month, of course
00:51:28So you have a son?
00:51:43Don't get me wrong
00:51:44Just wanna know more about my wife
00:51:46Yeah
00:51:52His name is Luke
00:51:54He's nine
00:51:55In summer camp
00:51:57Unware of the divorce
00:51:59Good lord
00:52:09That looks calorie packed
00:52:11First
00:52:12It's not for you
00:52:13Second
00:52:14I hate when people reduce food to calories
00:52:17Jeez
00:52:19Touchy
00:52:19It'll make my loving you seem even more dramatic
00:52:23Keep that up
00:52:24Another thing
00:52:26Clear your schedule for tomorrow
00:52:27We're meeting the director
00:52:28Already?
00:52:31This is your first time stepping out as my wife
00:52:33And I really want you to take it seriously
00:52:35Need to dress up nicely, alright?
00:52:38Because it's gonna be the first time that you're gonna act as my wife
00:52:41Come on
00:52:42This top I'm wearing is like from the supermarket
00:52:45I'll solve this problem right now
00:52:47Hey Brad
00:52:49Didn't you say you could transform any woman?
00:52:53Oh my god
00:52:57I didn't expect this to be such a huge project
00:53:00But luckily
00:53:01I'm a Hollywood stylish
00:53:03Alright girls
00:53:04Let's get going
00:53:06Right here
00:53:09I got it
00:53:10I got it
00:53:10Are you okay, baby?
00:53:20Watch out
00:53:21Boys, calm down
00:53:22Can't you set up back here?
00:53:23Sit down
00:53:24Get him out of here
00:53:24Oh my god
00:53:25Are you okay, baby?
00:53:26Are these ladies' fashion pieces worth the expense for her?
00:53:37She's my wife now
00:53:38So yes, it's worth it
00:53:40Baby Ro
00:53:43I did my best today
00:53:45Remember
00:53:46Rome wasn't built in the day
00:53:56How do I look?
00:54:04Wow
00:54:05You're the most beautiful you have ever seen
00:54:08Wow
00:54:11You sure ain't sure of that ass
00:54:13Why are you closing the Victoria's Secret show this year?
00:54:17Julia
00:54:18Your acting skills surpassed mine
00:54:20That's what handling a big star does to me
00:54:23Let's go girls
00:54:25Thank you so much, guys
00:54:26No problem, baby
00:54:27Jeez
00:54:30How did I not realize my backside has such potential?
00:54:34Just like Kardashians
00:54:35Guess you regret this fake marriage now, huh?
00:54:40God is fair
00:54:41Though he didn't bless you with a fury physique
00:54:43He gave you unbrittle confidence
00:54:46Wow
00:54:51You're totally gonna nail that role now
00:54:53We look so perfect together
00:54:54It's a match
00:54:56Made in heaven
00:54:57No, no, no
00:55:09There's no spark between you two
00:55:11You don't love your wife at all
00:55:13I'm sorry that I can't give you this role
00:55:15But we haven't even started talking
00:55:17You know the law talk is about feeling
00:55:19I don't feel your love for her
00:55:22He's crazy about me
00:55:25The moment I was divorced
00:55:26He swooped in with a helicopter proposal
00:55:28I love you, baby
00:55:31I love you, baby
00:55:32That's because I just can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you
00:55:36Come back to me
00:55:41We will learn to be a proper
00:55:43Geez
00:55:46Are you sure he's top Hollywood's director and not some charlatan?
00:55:50Yes, but he did catch you rolling your eyes at me
00:55:53Maybe it's only because you ordered a cup of water and a steak?
00:55:56Perhaps that's to avoid your dress zipper bursting from one extra bite
00:56:01You guessed right
00:56:03Much better now
00:56:11Can you eat quieter?
00:56:22You're disturbing my reading
00:56:24You're married?
00:56:33What's up?
00:56:34What?
00:56:35Your daughter's in the hospital with a fever?
00:56:37Yeah, of course
00:56:37I can cover your shift today
00:56:39Where are you going?
00:56:41The contract doesn't require me to report my personal itinerary to you
00:56:53Aubrey
00:56:54What are you doing here?
00:56:56You're not stalking me, are you?
00:56:58Listen, stop harassing me
00:57:00Tiffany and I are engaged
00:57:02Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm married too
00:57:06It's not just you who found someone new
00:57:09Jim!
00:57:10I told you she put up a front about finding someone else
00:57:16I do have a husband
00:57:17And he's hotter, wealthier, and last longer in bed than you ever did
00:57:22If he's so great, when's an old timer like you still going here serving tapes?
00:57:28Come on man, don't just stand there, serve us
00:57:32I want hot tea
00:57:33I want hot tea
00:57:33I want hot tea
00:57:43Geez, you trying to scald me?
00:57:46Huh, I want hot tea
00:57:47I want hot tea
00:57:47I want hot tea
00:57:49Are you satisfied with that?
00:57:50Good
00:57:51Good
00:57:52It's been a nice video
00:57:53I want hot tea
00:57:53Everything just
00:57:54I want hot tea
00:57:55Are you satisfied now?
00:57:55Are you satisfied now?
00:57:58That's better.
00:57:59Drink up, dear.
00:58:01Ouch!
00:58:03This huge diamond ring makes it hard to lift my hand.
00:58:07Check out my engagement ring from Mark.
00:58:10It's whopping two carats.
00:58:12I heard your wedding ring was...
00:58:15a freebie that came with some furniture shopping, wasn't it?
00:58:21Wow, good for you.
00:58:23And when you guys eventually split,
00:58:25you will get a nice chunk of change from selling this treasure.
00:58:32Don't stupid our level.
00:58:34You, go and get the sticks ready in ten minutes,
00:58:37else I'll be reporting you.
00:58:39I said half an hour when you ordered.
00:58:42Then figure it out.
00:58:45Wait.
00:58:46Tub off my water.
00:58:53Mary, you owe me a proper meal.
00:58:56I'll refrain from stabbing those two for your job's sake.
00:59:02Aubrey?
00:59:03Why are you waitressing?
00:59:05We're not really married.
00:59:06What I do is none of your business.
00:59:10Let's go.
00:59:11The advertisers are waiting.
00:59:12Keep an eye on her.
00:59:17Make sure nobody messes with her.
00:59:19I'm not her agent.
00:59:20But she's my wife.
00:59:21At least on paper.
00:59:22Okay guys, if you don't need anything else,
00:59:24I'm gonna head out and change shifts.
00:59:27Oh my god!
00:59:29My ring!
00:59:30It's gone!
00:59:31Since you're the only one serving us,
00:59:33I suspect you stole my ring.
00:59:35Just because you're a bitch
00:59:37doesn't mean everyone is.
00:59:39I wouldn't even want to touch the stuff you've worn,
00:59:42let alone steal it.
00:59:43Denying won't help.
00:59:46Let's all meet you somewhere.
00:59:50See?
00:59:51This is proof.
00:59:56I'm gonna have you fired.
00:59:59No way!
01:00:00You're framing me on purpose.
01:00:05Got it.
01:00:07Get the restaurant owner over here for me.
01:00:13You and your husband are so sweet.
01:00:15You always remember to buy his favorite pizza.
01:00:18Sweet?
01:00:19We haven't gotten busy since Thanksgiving three years ago.
01:00:24Look at them.
01:00:25That's what we call sweet.
01:00:27I wish my hubby was like that.
01:00:30Fuck!
01:00:31That's actually my husband!
01:00:32You jerk!
01:00:32Cheating on me behind my back!
01:00:34Over it!
01:00:35Let me explain!
01:00:37Wait!
01:00:37Wait!
01:00:37Wait!
01:00:38Wait!
01:00:38Wait!
01:00:39Stop!
01:00:41First!
01:00:43Alright!
01:00:44Enough!
01:00:45Cut it out!
01:00:46I wouldn't have to be out here messing around
01:00:50if you didn't push me to do it.
01:00:53Look at yourself.
01:00:55Sloppy.
01:00:56You're rude.
01:00:58Totally unfeminine.
01:01:00I want a divorce.
01:01:02Crazy lady.
01:01:03No!
01:01:04No!
01:01:05Get that scum back!
01:01:13No need for karma.
01:01:14I can't handle this myself.
01:01:15Hand me the car key.
01:01:16You're going to be out here.
01:01:26Chris.
01:01:27Leo snipe the role you wanted.
01:01:29No way.
01:01:31Why him?
01:01:31I cannot understand that.
01:01:33He has fewer Instagram followers than me and his last movie made only $100 million.
01:01:37The director's looking for a guy who's totally devoted to his wife.
01:01:42Leo and his wife are Hollywood's poster couple for true love.
01:01:46But what about you?
01:01:47You're a 40-year-old bachelor, known around town as a total playboy.
01:01:52What if I told everyone that I've actually been in love with one woman for all those years,
01:01:59but she's married, and all my wild dating was just to try and forget her?
01:02:03You think that would lend me the role?
01:02:04Sounds more like excused me.
01:02:06That's not good enough, huh?
01:02:09Alright, do I have to say she just got divorced and I'm rushing to marry her,
01:02:14vowing to never look at another supermodel again to prove I can be a committed guy?
01:02:19Now that's a story people might buy into.
01:02:22But the problem is, you're just making this up on the spot.
01:02:26Alright.
01:02:29I wish a woman like that would just fall into my life for real.
01:02:32I'm so sorry.
01:02:45Are you nuts?
01:02:46Nuts?
01:02:47Is that all your men got?
01:02:51Yeah, I'm nuts.
01:02:52But you guys, eat don't cook by nuts.
01:02:55Sleep with nuts.
01:02:56Have kids with nuts.
01:02:57You are the real nuts here.
01:02:59No offense, but I'm Chris Roberts.
01:03:01I only sleep with supermodels under 25 years old.
01:03:07Only supermodels.
01:03:08Screw you, fuck, Chris Roberts!
01:03:12I sold the house.
01:03:31You've got till tonight to move out, or your stuff will be thrown away.
01:03:37If you want to divorce me, fine!
01:03:40Go ahead!
01:03:41But how dare you sell our house without my consent!
01:03:46I'll sue you!
01:03:47Think you can afford a lawyer?
01:03:49Don't mess with me, or apply for a custody for our son.
01:03:53A jobless housewife like you won't stand a chance.
01:03:57Despicable!
01:03:57So, you divorced?
01:04:00It's none of your business!
01:04:02Marry me!
01:04:09Are you insane?
01:04:13My car's worth $4 million.
01:04:16You want to talk about marriage?
01:04:19Or compensation?
01:04:22This win, ma'am.
01:04:23What's your step, ma'am?
01:04:35Welcome, ma'am.
01:04:36Wow!
01:04:47So, it's your house at 5 Central Avenue.
01:04:50I've seen it in a magazine.
01:04:51so i get a room like this for a fake marriage no this is for elizabeth my dog yours is upstairs
01:05:13bigger and better forget that come sign the contract
01:05:17sign this and you will be my wife sorry what's your name again aubrey okay aubrey listen to me
01:05:29i love you for more than 10 years i heard that you're divorced so i popped the question right
01:05:37away what really are you kidding me aubrey this marriage is just for show i hope you won't catch
01:05:45real feelings for me relax not falling for you as easy as drinking and eating great that's amazing
01:05:53once i secure the role and back that oscar we'll part our ways smoothly so we stuck together until
01:06:02we win an oscar might as well say so that do us apart don't worry about that i'm gonna pay you
01:06:10an acting salary the same as i do with my models and actors you're chris roberts those actresses
01:06:17must earn a fortune considering our attitude i'm gonna go with minimum wage usually they pay around
01:06:23500 grand and now 150k that's enough for you per year per month of course
01:06:31so you have a son don't get me wrong just want to know more about my wife
01:06:53yeah his name is luke he's nine in summer camp unaware of the divorce
01:07:02good lord that looks calorie packed
01:07:14first it's not for you second i hate when people reduce food to calories
01:07:20jeez touchy it'll make my loving you seem even more dramatic
01:07:26keep that up another thing clear your schedule for tomorrow we're meeting the director
01:07:32already this is your first time stepping out as my wife and i really want you to take it seriously
01:07:39need to dress up nicely all right because it's gonna be the first time that you're gonna act
01:07:44that's my wife come on this top i'm wearing is like from the supermarket
01:07:48i'll solve this problem right now hey brad didn't you say you could transform any woman
01:07:56oh my god i didn't expect this to be such a huge project
01:08:04luckily i'm a hollywood stylish all right girls let's get going
01:08:09oh my god are you okay baby
01:08:16oh my god are you okay baby
01:08:28are these ladies fashion pieces worth the expense for her she's my wife now so yes it's worth it
01:08:45baby well i did my best today remember rome wasn't built in the day
01:08:55how do i look wow you're the most beautiful you have ever seen
01:09:11wow you sure ensure that ass weren't you closing the victoria's secret show this year
01:09:19julia your acting skills surpassed mine
01:09:23that's what handling a big star does to me
01:09:26let's go girls thank you so much guys no problem baby
01:09:31jeez how did i not realize my backside has such potential
01:09:36just like kardashians guess you regret this fake marriage now huh
01:09:42god is fair though he didn't bless you with a fury physique
01:09:47he gave you unbridled confidence
01:09:49wow you're totally gonna nail that role now we look so perfect together
01:09:57it's a match made in heaven
01:10:00no no no there's no spark between you two you don't love your wife at all
01:10:16i'm sorry that i can't give you this role but we haven't even started talking you know the law talk is about feeling i don't feel your love for her
01:10:25he's crazy about me the moment i was divorced he swooped in with a helicopter proposal
01:10:32i love you baby that's because i just can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you
01:10:39come back to me or you'll learn to be a proper
01:10:46jeez
01:10:49are you sure he's top hollywood's director and not some charlatan
01:10:54yes but he did catch you rolling your eyes at me
01:10:56maybe it's only because you ordered a cup of water any steak
01:10:59perhaps that's to avoid your dress zipper bursting from one extra bite
01:11:04oh you guessed right
01:11:06much better now
01:11:12can you eat quieter
01:11:25you're disturbing my reading
01:11:27you're married what's up
01:11:37what your daughter's in the hospital with a fever yeah of course i can cover your shift today
01:11:42where are you going
01:11:44the contract doesn't require me to report my personal itinerary to you
01:11:49aubry
01:11:56what are you doing here
01:11:58you're not stalking me are you
01:12:00listen stop harassing me
01:12:03tiffany and i are engaged
01:12:05sorry to disappoint you
01:12:08but i'm married too
01:12:10it's not just you who found someone new
01:12:12jim
01:12:12i told you she put up a front about finding someone else
01:12:16i do have a husband
01:12:20and he's hotter
01:12:22wealthier
01:12:23and lasts longer in bed than you ever did
01:12:25if he's so great
01:12:27when's an old timer like you still going here serving tapes
01:12:30come on man
01:12:32don't just stand there
01:12:33serve us
01:12:34i want hot tea
01:12:47jeez
01:12:47you're trying to scold me
01:12:50are you satisfied now
01:13:01that's better
01:13:02drink up dear
01:13:03ouch
01:13:06this huge diamond ring makes it hard to lift my hand
01:13:09check out my engagement ring from mark
01:13:12it's whopping two carats
01:13:15i heard your wedding ring was
01:13:17a freebie that came with some furniture shopping
01:13:23wasn't it
01:13:24wow good for you
01:13:27and when you guys eventually split
01:13:29you will get a nice chunk of change from selling this treasure
01:13:35don't stupid or level
01:13:37you go and get the sticks ready in ten minutes else i'll be reporting you
01:13:42i said half an hour when you ordered
01:13:45then figure it out
01:13:48wait
01:13:50tub off my water
01:13:51mary
01:13:57mary you owe me a proper meal
01:13:59i refrain from stabbing those two for your job's sake
01:14:05aubry
01:14:07why are you waitressing
01:14:08we're not really married what i do is none of your business
01:14:14let's go
01:14:14the advertisers are waiting
01:14:18keep an eye on her
01:14:20make sure nobody messes with her
01:14:22i'm not her agent
01:14:23but she's my wife at least on paper
01:14:25okay guys if you don't need anything else i'm gonna head out and change shifts
01:14:29oh my god
01:14:32my ray
01:14:33it's gone
01:14:35since you're the only one serving us
01:14:37i suspect you stole my ray
01:14:39just because you're a bitch doesn't mean everyone is
01:14:42i wouldn't even want to touch the stuff you've worn let alone steal it
01:14:46deny it won't help
01:14:49it's only you somewhere
01:14:53see
01:14:55this is proof
01:14:59i'm gonna have you
01:15:01fired
01:15:02no way you're framing me on purpose
01:15:10got it get the restaurant owner over here for me
01:15:29i'm
01:15:30i'm
01:15:30i'm
01:15:31i'm

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