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Mr.Bigstuff Season 2 Episode 4
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00:00This programme contains very strong language from the outset and throughout.
00:30I don't understand. He says we're here. We must be round the back.
00:37Fucking hell. The old man's got no land on.
00:40Turn left up there, we'll go in the front.
00:42No. No, no, no. This is better.
00:44Lee, Lee, where are you going?
00:45You might have staff, Glen. We go and buzz the gates, they won't let us in.
00:48We need to slip in the back doors.
00:50Break in, again, low. We're not...
00:52Calm down, slippy long stockings. Trust me.
00:55Lee, we'll piss him off.
00:59Hey, I can't just... I bet if it would, I can't just...
01:03He just needs to see us, Glen.
01:05See our actual faces and it'll all fall into place.
01:08You can bet your bollocks on them.
01:10Fuck.
01:25Well, fuck my old boots.
01:29He's minted.
01:30Heaven's in the back seat of my Cadillac. Let me take you there.
01:39He's here, Ronald. Let your phone up. Elbaz is here.
01:43Mr. Elbaz. Good to see you. We were expecting your father.
01:50Yeah, he's indisposed.
01:53Oh. We have an understanding, me and your dad.
01:58He will.
01:59I'm not my dad.
02:00Sorry?
02:01I've got my own way of doing things.
02:04Oh, right. You want to make your mark on...
02:07Ronald, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
02:10Let's keep it professional.
02:11Who's this?
02:12Ignore your harness.
02:14He's not here.
02:16Nah.
02:18Boys.
02:19You have my pallets.
02:21A trailer got hitched to our truck.
02:24Did you look?
02:25What?
02:26In the context, did you look?
02:29Well...
02:30Of course not.
02:32Anyway, it will be with you first thing tomorrow.
02:35Ron, I had freighted you to me six days ago.
02:38I'm sure you could understand that I feel a bit encumbered.
02:45I'm sure.
02:46Well, you can only apologise.
02:48And that would have been good enough for my dad.
02:51But me...
02:53You see, I feel like I'm, um...
02:56Due compensation.
02:58Hold your fucking horses.
03:00Bonnie!
03:01No, he's bang out of order.
03:03Christ on a pipe.
03:04If anyone's encumbered, it's us.
03:06We held stolen goods.
03:08Hello?
03:09So you did look?
03:11Maybe I had a little peek.
03:13I fucking care.
03:14No, no.
03:15Look.
03:16We can bung you a bit of cash.
03:17It'll be fine.
03:18We'll cover your...
03:19I'm not sure a cash bung is gonna fix this, Ronald.
03:23We need to keep our hands clean.
03:25I peeped.
03:26I just fucking peeped.
03:27We'll cover your costs.
03:36Hi, sir.
03:37Hi, it's Glen.
03:38How are you feeling?
03:39Are you ready to smash those targets?
03:40Honestly, I'm thinking, uh...
03:41What, why?
03:42I've shut the shop.
03:43You what?
03:44The audit.
03:45Come on, Glenda.
03:46Get a jog on.
03:47Christ, that's done well.
03:48It's like fucking Bridgetton.
03:50I said no.
03:51The 25 double cheeseburger, 30 fries.
03:52Brother, where's my mayonnaise?
03:53Huh?
03:54Look lively, Glen.
03:55Come on.
03:56Lee, Lee, wait.
03:57Let us cover your costs and we'll move on.
03:59Yeah, I think we're past that point.
04:01Question this.
04:02How do we proceed?
04:03I'll just have the usual thanks, Pam.
04:04Do excuse my lateness, everyone.
04:06Mr. Elbaz, Kirsty Wallace, CFO.
04:10See, what now?
04:11So, I understand that you're asking me to come back on the side,
04:13and look, it's not funny.
04:14What?
04:15I've beenżenie of my ceremony, I've been a detective.
04:16I've been a detective.
04:17I've been at the school at a moment, that's why I'm not a desk.
04:18I'm a detective.
04:19I've been a detective.
04:20I've been a detective.
04:21I've been a detective.
04:22Well, it's your detective.
04:23You've been a detective.
04:24I've been a detective.
04:26You've been a detective.
04:27You've been a detective.
04:28You've been a detective.
04:29I've been a detective.
04:30I've been a detective.
04:31Hey!
04:32I understand that you're overdue on freight we've been holding.
04:35How would you like to pay?
04:39So, does she know who I am?
04:41Respectfully, if you'd like to address me, organ grinder, monkey, etc.
04:47To your question, I know who your father is,
04:49and I know that he built his business by covering his expenses.
04:53Yeah, I'm not my father.
04:54I know that you're also a very savvy businessman,
04:56which is why we have provided an exceptional service for you,
05:00holding your goods, rendering them untraceable by third parties.
05:05You also peep, then?
05:06Well, I'm very thorough.
05:07Yeah, and I insist on a full inventory.
05:10Of course, we have held this from the authorities until now.
05:18Are you threatening me?
05:19Oh, Mr Elbaz, please.
05:24Yes, I'm absolutely threatening you, yes.
05:27So, cash, card, or payment plan?
05:35Oh, shit, it's a party.
05:38Cunts have another batter.
05:40Come on, we'll come back another time.
05:41That's what you're talking about.
05:42This is what we want.
05:42We're getting easy.
05:43What, but...
05:44He can't turn us away in front of his posh mates, can he?
05:47Are you all right?
05:47Yes, I'm fucking pumped, aren't I?
05:49Wait, wait, wait, Lee, Lee.
05:50Listen, you've got to focus.
05:52You've got some questions.
05:53What are you going to ask him?
05:54Oh, like, how could he?
05:56How could he what?
05:57Well, like, leave us, leave Mum, when she was so...
06:01She didn't deserve that.
06:02Mm.
06:02Mm.
06:03Well, we're going to get you some answers.
06:05All right, well, what...
06:06What if you reject us?
06:09Again?
06:09He won't.
06:10Anyway, if he does reject you, he rejects us both.
06:14Do you understand me?
06:15Yeah.
06:15Good.
06:16Now, Captain Bird's eye's on the door.
06:18We're going to walk up there with confidence.
06:19We're going to waltz in.
06:20He says anything.
06:20We blag it.
06:21Right.
06:21Right?
06:22Mm.
06:22OK, so, chest out, shoulders back.
06:25Confidence, yeah?
06:26Confidence, yeah.
06:27Let's have it.
06:28Let's have it, yes.
06:32Who are you?
06:33We're here for the party, mate.
06:34Yeah?
06:35We're with the band.
06:36Oh.
06:36Love your cod, Phil.
06:37It's dead of bollocks.
06:38God bless you.
06:39Yeah.
06:40Nice one, Glenn.
06:41Slick.
06:42Don Campbell, you miserable cunts.
06:47Come and see us.
06:58Can I help?
07:01Um, is this?
07:03Oh, we're doing dream boats and petticoats today for the residents.
07:07Helps them to remember, you know.
07:10Who are you?
07:11It's me, Derek.
07:13It's Claire.
07:15So, who are you here to visit?
07:18Oh, we're, um, we're looking for Don.
07:23Don Campbell.
07:25Yes, follow me.
07:30Hello, Derek.
07:31Who are you?
07:34And then, if you'd like to engage our services further, we'll have you on file.
07:37Oh, we'd have to consider that on a case-by-case basis.
07:41Our books are rather full.
07:44Is he all right?
07:46Oh, he's fine.
07:48He knows what he did.
07:50Right.
07:51Come on, Johannes.
07:52Let's get out of here.
07:54Can't have you bleeding out on these fine people's carpet.
07:56And you, nice day in business with you, boss bitch.
08:02Oh, he's on your folder.
08:08Oh.
08:09Let us run over.
08:19Thank Christ.
08:21Well, don't thank him, Ron.
08:22Thank me.
08:24Well, only joking.
08:27It's all good.
08:28It's all good.
08:28You're kidding.
08:31You could have got us all killed.
08:33What?
08:34He's a powerful man.
08:36You can't just dish up threats.
08:40It was pretty whack-a-fucking-doodle-doo.
08:43And that's common from me.
08:44I thought, yeah, I thought, I thought...
08:46Well, don't fucking think.
08:48Just toe the line from now on, love.
08:52Go back to your filing.
08:54Mm-hmm.
08:59OK.
09:03Yeah, this ain't right.
09:05This is the wrong place, so...
09:06Must be another Don Campbell.
09:08Date of birth, 3rd of April, 1951.
09:13Yeah.
09:14Actually, Mr. Elbaz, can I just check your payment details?
09:34Because...
09:35You're not going to ask me for a job, then?
09:37You're better than this place, Kirsty.
09:39No, I don't think I am.
09:42Am I?
09:43Who's in your court?
09:50Boss bitch.
09:56You should know that he's...
09:58Well, it's palliative care.
10:01Come on in.
10:12Um...
10:13Might need, um...
10:18There's a family room, if you'd like a moment.
10:22I'll go first.
10:29Hello, Dad.
10:58You fucker.
11:04You fucker.
11:04You've been busy?
11:25He can hear you.
11:26Sorry.
11:29I should have...
11:30I didn't want to interrupt.
11:32Sorry, I thought he was nurse.
11:34Oh, I'm not the nurse, love.
11:35I'm his wife, Cheryl.
11:39It's Lee, isn't it?
11:42Oh, it's all right.
11:44You're with family.
11:45Come here.
11:48Come here.
11:48That's Freya and Lily, the grandkids.
12:14He's always climbing all over him.
12:16They're going to love you.
12:19Simon and Matthew, they're your stepbrothers.
12:22They were just young kids when I met your dad,
12:24but he took them on like his own.
12:26He's such a loving father.
12:28There is somewhere I can fetch him.
12:30No, you're all right.
12:31I helped Donald find the church.
12:35Donald.
12:39You got kids?
12:41No.
12:44I'm not really a family man.
12:46Chipped off the old block.
12:47That's what my mum used to say.
12:50Turns out she was wrong about that.
12:51Who are you visiting?
13:00Oh, my dad.
13:02Yeah.
13:05Us two.
13:06Oh.
13:11Donald talked about you a lot.
13:14He was so proud of you.
13:16Funny way of showing it.
13:17He thought about you every day.
13:19Wanted so badly to get in touch.
13:21Well, why didn't he?
13:24We thought he was dead.
13:26All these years, not one word,
13:28and then only one photo of me,
13:30and not one of Glenn.
13:32Glenn.
13:34The other one.
13:35What?
13:36You don't...
13:37Why ain't he got no photos of his son?
13:47Our dad left when we were quite young.
13:49So when it's meaningful, close.
13:51I thought I might feel...
13:54I might feel angry now, but I don't feel anything.
14:02We're here for our stepdad.
14:04Right.
14:05But we've always just thought of him as dad, haven't we?
14:09He's a great man.
14:11You don't have to be blood to be family.
14:13Mm.
14:14Mm.
14:14You never said who Glenn's real father was.
14:19But you couldn't stand to be around this reminder.
14:22I don't...
14:23Him, Glenn.
14:24It tormented your dad just to see him.
14:28My mum wouldn't like that.
14:29I'm guessing Glenn's different to you and your father.
14:34I'm sorry to have to tell you this, Lee,
14:36about your own mother.
14:39What?
14:40That she were unfaithful.
14:43I'm sure she had reasons.
14:45Christ teaches us to love the sinner, hate the sin.
14:49Well, people fuck up.
14:51We don't curse in here.
14:53This is a place of serenity.
14:54So you still see this, Glenn?
14:59See him?
15:00He's got his trotters up in the family room, my darling.
15:03I presume he don't know either.
15:04No, he doesn't.
15:05I think he should.
15:07Christ teaches us to shine light on darkness.
15:10Well, Christ can do what he fucking likes.
15:12We're not going to tell Glenn it'll kill him.
15:13Right, well, if he's here,
15:16he'll have met his stepbrothers then.
15:18They might well feel inclined to enlighten him.
15:22No.
15:22Oh, but please.
15:24Come over some time.
15:26Join us at the church, even.
15:28You'd like it.
15:29But your dad did.
15:30He were very friendly with the pastor.
15:32It was pretty charming with a garlic bread,
15:34I don't know, by the look of him.
15:37Our biological father died years ago.
15:41We were with him at the end, too.
15:45Luckily.
15:47It's important.
15:49Getting to say goodbye.
15:51Goodbye, yeah.
15:54Oh, the old two-step.
16:09Move.
16:09I'm Nancy.
16:11But you could call me whatever you like.
16:13Fucking hell.
16:13Lovely big bubble music.
16:17Dad.
16:17He-he-he-he.
16:18Oh.
16:19Oh.
16:19He-he-he.
16:26Where's Glenn?
16:27Uh, Glenn.
16:29Little bloke.
16:30Kagool.
16:30M&S Slack.
16:31That's the one.
16:32Oh, he went to go and say goodbye to his dad.
16:34Fuck off.
16:35Who's this?
16:36This is Nancy, but you can call her whatever you like.
16:38Oh, wait.
16:39Don't we know you?
16:40Yes.
16:40I'm the gardener.
16:41No, that's not it.
16:42Can't stop.
16:43Got to trim the gardenias.
16:49No.
16:50Don't go in there.
16:51What?
16:52Why?
16:52It's unresponsive.
16:53It's not good.
16:54No, I have to, Lee.
16:55It's horrific.
16:56And you can't unsee it.
16:58Lee, you don't need to protect me from everything.
16:59No, Glenn.
17:03You know, because sometimes you've just got...
17:07Oh.
17:08He's perked right up.
17:10Huh.
17:12Touch of relief.
17:13You're gone.
17:25I just need a little bit...
17:28Stop.
17:29You can't go in.
17:31Why not?
17:33Because he's...
17:35Dead.
17:38Dad.
17:39Can't make yourselves a cup of tea and I'll come and get you when I've tarted him up.
17:45But you're the gardener.
17:49We're sure staffed.
17:51Go on.
17:52Right.
17:53Right.
17:59He's got another family.
18:04Yeah.
18:05Yes.
18:06Yes.
18:07Go and talk to him.
18:08Go on.
18:08I'm here.
18:09Go ahead.
18:10Hello, Dad.
18:18Hello, Dad.
18:19What's up?
18:20Good to see you.
18:22I suppose I won't be getting my answers after all.
18:29Probably not.
18:31But he loved you, Glenn.
18:34Huh?
18:34At least you know that.
18:36Had it by his bedside the whole time.
18:38Well...
18:39Don't even recognise him, Ling.
18:43Mm-hmm.
18:46I'll give you a minute.
18:55Shit.
18:58Ling?
18:59Were you just in his head?
19:00I've been looking for you.
19:01God.
19:03I've been thinking I want to get into it.
19:04Right.
19:05Well, let us...
19:06Not in there.
19:07Not in front of me, Dad.
19:08I don't know how to commit, you know?
19:10I understand.
19:12There is a prayer room down the corridor.
19:14Perfect.
19:23Hi, lovely.
19:24Mm-hmm.
19:27So, we'll put our hands together, don't we?
19:29Oh, yes.
19:31We don't have to close our eyes, but it does help.
19:35I'd like to close our eyes.
19:37Oh, good.
19:39So, we can ask God anything we want and...
19:44Huh?
19:46Lee?
19:47Lee!
19:49Don't even know I'm satin there, Dad.
19:55Don't really know you, do I?
19:57I suppose just...
19:59I forgive you.
20:03Yeah.
20:06Have you done yet, or...?
20:07It's a bit quick.
20:09Yeah, but have you said what you wanted to say, because...
20:10I've...
20:11I suppose I have.
20:15Yeah.
20:15Oh, I'd feel sad, Lee, but I don't...
20:19I don't feel anything.
20:21Am I shit?
20:22No.
20:24You've got no reason to feel bad, Glenn.
20:25He left us, remember?
20:28Me and Kirsty were your family.
20:29He ain't part of that.
20:31So...
20:33Yeah, let's go.
20:34Oh, yeah.
20:38Oh, yeah.
20:38Yeah, of course.
20:39Oh, yes.
20:39Oh.
20:44Let me out!
20:47Who?
20:49Is that who?
20:50What do you mean, me?
20:50Dementia.
20:51She probably thinks you're money, Colbert.
20:52Ah, let's take the scenic route.
20:56Because it's nicer, and there's a lovely lawn.
20:59You off already?
21:00Yeah.
21:00We'll leave you back.
21:01Nah.
21:08So, Lee, I brought you here to...
21:10Secrets.
21:13He fucking replaced us.
21:14I always wanted to be like him, but it was me mum.
21:18She's the one who held it all together.
21:21I never even got to say goodbye to her.
21:23Yes, that does sound tricky.
21:25Now, you...
21:25What are we doing here, anyway?
21:27Ice creams by the fountain.
21:28That's not going to get you any winkle.
21:30Well, that's the thing...
21:31There's a woods around the corner.
21:32There'll be plenty of geezers in there wanking.
21:34No, Lee.
21:35Look, I don't want this.
21:37What?
21:38I'm sorry, but I don't think this is...
21:40I get it.
21:40...quite...
21:40You're still not over me.
21:42What?
21:42And that's...
21:43It's fair enough.
21:44Now, hang on.
21:45You're a lovely geezer and all that.
21:46Look, you're not listening.
21:47I am listening.
21:48It's just that all I'm here...
21:49No, shut up!
21:52This is it.
21:54I thought I was in love with you,
21:55but now, having spent time with you,
21:57I've realised you're pig-headed and obnoxious
22:01and emotionally crippled.
22:04And I don't want to cruise for Winkle with you anymore.
22:10Here.
22:14It's rude.
22:23You know, love?
22:24Yeah.
22:25I mean, obviously it was horrible seeing them all.
22:28But I feel like the anger, what I had,
22:31it's just gone.
22:33You've got closure.
22:34That's great.
22:35Yeah.
22:36Yeah, I think maybe I have.
22:37Yeah.
22:38Yeah.
22:39Oh, Lanzarote.
22:42Didn't even know the telly did that.
22:44Yeah, just click connect to the cloud.
22:46Hey, how was your day?
22:48How was work?
22:49Yeah, it was, um...
22:51Yeah.
22:51No, well, it's a bit boring, but, um...
22:56Yeah, I think I might have discovered
22:59an untapped revenue opportunity.
23:01Oh, well done, love.
23:03I knew you could do it.
23:04Yeah.
23:06Which, um...
23:07Which is a relief,
23:09cos, um, I think I might need to find a new job.
23:12Glenn?
23:13Yeah, uh, I haven't really mentioned it,
23:15but, um, yeah, I sort of put the work on the back burner
23:19and it turns out we've got an audit on Friday,
23:21so I think maybe we're...
23:23Yeah.
23:25Fucked.
23:26Hmm.
23:26Oh.
23:28Yeah.
23:29But, you know, it's all right.
23:31Actually, you know, I find a new job.
23:33Yeah.
23:34You know, and I've got you.
23:35And Lee.
23:37And actually, you know, family.
23:39It's all that matters, isn't it?
23:41Mm, mm, mm, mm.
23:44Aw.
23:45Do you know what?
23:47She's gonna do it.
23:48Oh, she's gonna do it.
23:49She's gonna do it.
23:50She loves to do it.
23:50She loves to do it.
23:51She loves it.
23:52She's gonna crack open a bottle.
23:54Oh, yeah.
23:55Go on, then.
23:57Because, do you know what, Glenn?
23:59I'm sorry.
24:01No, I'm sorry, but sometimes you do.
24:04You just have to...
24:07celebrate...
24:10What the fuck is happening?
24:21Sing that same old story
24:25Ain't it something grand
24:31To be good if you can
24:33Like a man, a man
24:36So we reached the square
24:40At the top of the hill
24:41And the music stopped
24:43And we stood quite still
24:44And the crew were saved
24:45And the people said,
24:47Amen
24:47Then we all got up
24:51And the people said,
24:51Do you know what?
24:55Uh, huh, huh, huh?
24:56Uh, huh.
24:57Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
24:58Ha, ha, ha, ha.
24:59Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
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