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Mr.Bigstuff Season 2 Episode 6
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00:00This programme contains very strong language from the outset and throughout.
00:09She gave you everything. She left me nothing.
00:12Is it for Lee? It says...
00:13No, wrong envelope. I've got an audit on Friday, so I think I might need to find a new job.
00:17What was in your court, boss bitch?
00:21You're so gonna pay for this.
00:24Do you ever feel like you're just the worst person in the world?
00:27I'm not with you. Of course it was you.
00:29Yeah.
00:30You never said who Glenn's real father was.
00:32You're not gonna tell Glenn it'll kill him?
00:33It was...
00:34Oh, I've got to see!
00:38This white twat pen!
00:40But why the fuck would you do this?
00:42Will you?
00:59When were you gonna tell me?
01:10You're looking roughly...
01:12Lee!
01:13Want a cup of tea?
01:14Um...
01:15Um...
01:16I think we need to talk.
01:17Yeah, I can't talk.
01:18I've got an audit at work, so...
01:19Glenn!
01:20I told you Lee's gone!
01:21He's not coming back!
01:22So can we just put this in a hole?
01:23You can't let him go, Glenn!
01:24Well, why not?
01:25It was all his fault, so...
01:26Because he didn't kiss me!
01:27I kissed him!
01:28Kirstie?
01:29Where are ya?
01:30Right, get your hat off!
01:31It's ridiculous!
01:33I can't talk!
01:34What the hell?
01:35I gave you an audit at work!
01:36I told you Lee's gone!
01:37He's not coming back!
01:38So can you just put this in a hole?
01:39But...
01:40You can't let him go, Glenn!
01:41Why not?
01:42It was all Lee's fault, so...
01:43Because he didn't kiss me.
01:45Because he didn't kiss me.
01:48I kissed him.
01:53Kirsty, where are you?
01:57Right, get your stuff. You're coming home with me.
02:00This is an intervention, love.
02:02You and Glenn have what is known in psychotherapist terms
02:05as a toxic relationship.
02:07The treatment for it?
02:08Dump the cunt. Pronto.
02:15Your mum deserved better than Emily.
02:37Why don't you tell Glenn?
02:41That he's your son?
02:43It's what Jackie wanted.
02:46I'm Uncle Ron to him.
02:49That's who I'll always be.
02:51When she knew she was dying,
02:55she'd make me promise.
02:58She's dead, Ron!
03:01It's a promise to a dead person.
03:05Those are the most important promises.
03:08I shouldn't have let it go so far.
03:13I just asked Pam to send you a note.
03:17Well, she did that.
03:19Sadly, she wrapped it round a fucking brick.
03:22Well, you know, Pam.
03:25Always keen to go the extra mile.
03:30This stays between us.
03:33Glenn must never know that you're his dad.
03:35Look, it didn't mean anything.
03:40Nothing.
03:41We were just sitting in the car,
03:42and I don't know, I don't know.
03:44I'd lost my job,
03:45and me and you were like...
03:47Cycle, you've been wishing your knickers on, Kirst.
03:49They are minging.
03:51Wilfred brings the fuck out of them.
03:53Kirstie, come on.
03:54Is this what you want?
03:55I won't ask you again.
03:57Get your arse in gear.
03:58Okay.
03:59Okay.
04:03Kirstie, wait.
04:07I mean, I love you.
04:08I love you.
04:09Right, dickhead.
04:10We are off.
04:11Come on, Kirstie, I've got an Uber waiting.
04:13I'm not...
04:13No, I'd like to find a way, Glenn.
04:14If you would.
04:15Kirstie!
04:16I think so.
04:17Sweetheart, get your arse in gear.
04:19I won't ask you again.
04:20I'm staying.
04:21I'm staying.
04:25Oh.
04:27Right.
04:27I thought this might happen.
04:32So I come up with a little contingency plan.
04:35Because if you're turning your back on me,
04:37I'm calling in your debts.
04:40What?
04:40The fuck?
04:41Carry receipt, £133.79.
04:44Plus the 30 quid I gave to the clown that you lent.
04:47Okay, Mum, yeah, fine, we'll cover it.
04:49Oh, and obviously,
04:51the five grand that I lent you for the wedding.
04:53What?
04:54I don't have five grand.
04:55But Mum, that money was a gift.
04:57I thought you might mention that.
05:01If gifted money is not used for the agreed purpose,
05:04it can be classed as a liability,
05:07repayment of which can be pursued in court.
05:11You'd lose, surely?
05:12My solicitor does seem to think so.
05:14You've got a solicitor?
05:15Harold, a Comquo legal advisor.
05:20Is that the same as a solicitor?
05:21You want to fucking find out?
05:23If I don't have my money by Monday morning,
05:26you ain't never going to see me again.
05:28And that, my love,
05:30is a promise.
05:30I mean,
05:35it sort of sounds like a win-win.
05:39She don't mean it.
05:40Glenn, I know her.
05:41She does mean it.
05:42She does.
05:44She's family.
05:46It's like you said,
05:47you know, family's all we've got.
05:48And I can't lose her.
05:50And you can't lose Lee.
05:52Look, I'm going to find the money.
05:53I'm going to take it round to her.
05:55How?
05:55I've got an idea.
05:56But first, you need to find Lee
05:58before it's too late.
05:59Please, you need to talk to him, Glenn.
06:00Curse, I've got this audio.
06:02I might lose my job.
06:02You need him.
06:03I don't need him, Curse.
06:04Please, Glenn, please.
06:07I'm sorry to ask,
06:09can you keep it down?
06:10We had a bit of a late night.
06:12So, what are you going to do now?
06:22She never forgave me, my mum.
06:26For not being there at the end.
06:29But we were close once.
06:31When we were kids,
06:32she'd take us to Canview Island.
06:34When I was about 14,
06:36I won this little lighter
06:38on the hook of ducks.
06:41She said I couldn't have it.
06:42You know, I was too young.
06:44So, I gave it to her as a little present.
06:47And she didn't know I was on 20 a day,
06:49you know, I kept it from her.
06:51And then when I got older,
06:53and I'd come home late
06:54and I'd want a sneaky fag in the garden,
06:56that lighter would be there.
07:01Perched on a step by the shed.
07:03She knew.
07:06And that was her little thing.
07:07So, I'm going to go and say goodbye to her
07:14down at Canview Island.
07:18And then I'm going to fuck right off.
07:21For good.
07:23Your brother,
07:24he deserves something out of this.
07:27I know I promised it to Bunny,
07:28but I've decided
07:30I'm going to give him
07:32my share of the company
07:33when I retire.
07:38Dirty fucking
07:38two-faced...
07:40Pipes are playing up again.
07:52Paisa!
07:53Paisa!
07:54We have to delay this audit.
07:57You said we're fucked
07:58and there's nothing we can do about it.
07:59Yeah, well,
08:00I've changed my mind.
08:01I'm not going quietly.
08:01We're not going quietly.
08:02You know,
08:03sometimes
08:03you've got to choose
08:05your future.
08:06It's like Kirstie says,
08:07C is your destiny.
08:08You know,
08:09and actually,
08:09actually,
08:10you've,
08:11um,
08:11what were you doing?
08:13Something inside
08:14so strong.
08:17I'm just laying down
08:18a track for you, bro.
08:19Carry on.
08:20Um,
08:20so,
08:22you with me?
08:23Yeah.
08:24You got your game face on?
08:26Yeah.
08:27You ready to push back
08:27and stop this audit?
08:28Nah.
08:29Well, why not?
08:30Because I already hear, mate.
08:32Something inside
08:33so strong.
08:34I'm...
08:36Hi.
08:39I'm Glenn.
08:41Oh.
08:42You'll need the passwords
08:42to log into
08:43the system there
08:44if you...
08:46I'll give it to him
08:46when she arrived.
08:47Oh, great.
08:48I'll die, Nysha.
08:50Ah.
08:52Those figures
08:53are actually very misleading.
08:55We've actually been
08:56doing way better
08:57than they would,
08:58um,
08:59indicate.
09:02All right, fine.
09:03Um, look, look, um,
09:05I just really need you
09:06to not
09:07do
09:08this, please.
09:10Please, just don't
09:11do this.
09:13Hold it.
09:17Yeah, fine.
09:19What?
09:19Oh, I'm sorry.
09:22I'm sorry.
09:26Confused.
09:27Uh, sorry.
09:29What's, uh, what's happening?
09:30What's going on?
09:31Hello.
09:32See?
09:33She says we're done.
09:47Right.
09:49Thank you very much.
09:50Oh, she's off.
09:53Yes.
09:55Come back soon.
09:56What's, uh, what?
09:57Is that...
09:58Do you know her?
09:59She's my cousin.
10:00What?
10:01Your cousin did the audit?
10:03Duh.
10:03My family own the shop.
10:04I keep trying to tell you, man,
10:06this place is dodgy as fuck.
10:08Oh, shut up.
10:09I thought I was going to lose my job.
10:10I thought we were going to get shut down.
10:11Why didn't you tell me?
10:13I can't be looking after you all the time, Glenn.
10:14I'm a busy bitch.
10:16I'm non-stop grinding.
10:17And now, if you don't mind,
10:18I'm going brunch.
10:19You don't need no man to give her satisfaction.
10:43All she needs is a guitar playing high.
10:49She don't need no...
10:50Fuck.
10:52Fuck.
11:00Hmm.
11:06Hmm.
11:06Great spot, isn't it?
11:14It's, um...
11:15What's the word?
11:19Congenial.
11:21Don't you agree?
11:21Well, um...
11:24Yes, I do agree, yeah.
11:28Absolutely, yeah.
11:31Um, so, Mr Elbaz,
11:32you won't mind if I get straight to business?
11:34Shh.
11:37Oh!
11:39Okay.
11:40Right, what's...
11:41Okay.
11:42So, you told me if I ever needed anything,
11:46I should get in touch.
11:47Try the wine.
11:50It's, uh...
11:51Pinot Grigiot.
11:53You might not know it.
11:55Oh, I'm good.
11:56I'm good.
11:59I'm glad you called, Kirsty.
12:02I'm happy to help.
12:05But I understand there's, uh...
12:08Quid pro quo.
12:10Five grand is a lot of money, Kirsty.
12:16You need to understand something, Kirsty.
12:18Up to this point,
12:20you've been involved with my family.
12:22After this,
12:23you're gonna be committed.
12:24You understand the difference
12:25you've been involved and committed, yeah?
12:26Uh...
12:27Uh...
12:28Uh...
12:29Uh...
12:30Yeah...
12:31Eggs...
12:33Bacon...
12:35The chicken is involved.
12:38Mm-hmm.
12:38But the pig,
12:40the poke,
12:41is committed.
12:44Right.
12:45You get it?
12:45Yeah.
12:47Yes, I think...
12:48Yeah, I think I've heard that before, actually.
12:49No, you haven't.
12:50I just thought of it.
12:51Yeah.
13:00I'll leave my, uh...
13:01operations manager
13:03to fill in the details.
13:04Oh, who's your operations manager?
13:06What up, bitch?
13:10Move over, then.
13:12Just done, man.
13:12Do it from there.
13:13Deontay, move over.
13:15Do you want me to tell Dad
13:16you've been a dickhead on his job?
13:18Yalla, move.
13:19Get me a dickhead in front of me.
13:20Yalla.
13:35Hello, Lee.
13:36Barney.
13:43What the fuck are you doing here?
13:47You know,
13:49Ron always promised
13:50to give me his share
13:51of the company
13:51when he retired.
13:54I know.
13:56Except he's not going to, is he?
13:58Oh, no.
14:00He's going to give it to Glenn.
14:03Am I right?
14:04Or am I right?
14:05What if you bugged his phone
14:07or something?
14:08I heard it
14:09while I was having a shite.
14:10What's that got to do with me?
14:19Let's take a walk, shall we?
14:21So, what it is, yeah?
14:30We need you to store several...
14:33I want to say pallets?
14:35Mm.
14:36Several pallets.
14:38Obviously, your boss can't know about it.
14:40So, what's in the pallets?
14:42That's irrelevant.
14:51Five grand.
14:54You'll want it or not.
14:55A business is like a gardener.
15:07It needs a gardener for it to thrive.
15:09And in this particular garden, if you will,
15:11I am that gardener.
15:15Are you with me?
15:16Look, if I can't have Ron's share,
15:20I'm having yours.
15:22Simple as.
15:26You're for your nut, my darling.
15:28Oh, no, my darling.
15:29I am very much on my nut.
15:31The business stays in my family.
15:36Oh, your family.
15:37Your family, is it?
15:38I mean, he's not exactly your real brother, is he?
15:44Yeah.
15:45You sign your share over to me,
15:48or I will spill the beans to Glenn.
15:51Think about it.
15:52When he finds out Uncle Ron
15:54was ploughing your saintly mother all that time.
15:57Glenn's pain as I give him the news
15:59that will crush him forever.
16:00The devastation stamped on his poor,
16:03helpless little fucking face.
16:06You fucking cunt.
16:10Ow.
16:16Fuck.
16:17Fuck you.
16:25And when this is all over,
16:26I'm retiring to Finland with a big pot of cash
16:28and no cunt is going to stop me.
16:30Finland?
16:53I'm awfully sorry.
16:54That's so fucking smart.
16:59Now, you prick!
17:11Get the fuck away!
17:16You made a miscalculation, Bunny.
17:18Because I've got nothing left now.
17:21Nothing of me mum or me dad.
17:23Nothing except the business.
17:25So why the fuck am I going to abandon it
17:27and give it to a filthy cunt like you?
17:33Get down!
17:37Glenn.
17:38I'll tell them, Lee.
17:40Either give me your share of the company
17:42or you're going to have to kill me.
17:52Oh.
17:53Nice air, isn't it?
18:22Yeah, it was before they tarmacked over the beach.
18:28Yeah.
18:34Look, Lee, you don't have to leave.
18:39Right?
18:39I know that what happened, it wasn't you who started it.
18:48That she kissed.
18:49Yeah.
18:50Yeah, well, I'm going to do whatever I can to make it up to you, Glenn.
18:56You're my only family.
19:00You're a better man than me.
19:02You always have been.
19:06Family's all we've got, innit?
19:07You're still my big brother.
19:08You're still my big brother.
19:11So...
19:11Stay?
19:18Yeah, I'll stay.
19:19You see the funfair still here?
19:24Yeah.
19:25Yeah, I saw that.
19:26Yeah, she loved the funfair.
19:27Well, the waltzer was her favourite.
19:29I was puked up on the waltzer.
19:31Yeah, I know.
19:31It was me you puked up on.
19:32Right.
19:37Well, do you want a lift back home, or...?
19:39Nah.
19:40Nah, I'll drive.
19:42She'll probably get a windscreen first, her.
19:46Hmm?
19:49Ooh!
19:54Mum.
19:56She wanted you to have this.
20:02What, you've had it all this time?
20:15Yeah.
20:18Probably should have given you a bit sooner.
20:20That's, uh, you know, one thing or another.
20:22Better late than never, eh?
20:30Who should have gave this to me when she died?
20:32Every time I looked it at, I would have thought of her.
20:39And now, every time I look it at, I'm gonna think of you.
20:41Aw.
20:45All right, Paul.
20:46See you back at home.
20:49Oh, and...
20:50and Lee.
20:53We'll work this out.
20:56In time.
20:56OK, we'll...
22:19Well, in that case, you can piss right off.
22:32Look, Sue, I don't have your money, but I think we can work this out.
22:37Oh, can we? How generous?
22:40Look, Sue, you're being unreasonable, and I want you to back off.
22:44You're making Kirsty unhappy.
22:45Huh, I'll get a fucking pot.
22:47Sue, just listen to me.
22:49No, you, listen to me, hmm?
22:53Because I'll tell you the truth, son, yeah?
22:57As long as there's breath in my fucking lungs...
23:01Hey, Sue!
23:02Just be a mother for once in your fucking life!
23:05Hiya, love.
23:15Everything all right?
23:16Oh, yeah.
23:17Fine.
23:18Absolutely, yeah.
23:19I got us a takeaway.
23:21Oh, great.
23:21Is Lee back yet?
23:23No, no, not yet.
23:25Um, Glenn, guess what?
23:28I got us the money.
23:30What?
23:30Yeah.
23:31I got us all of it.
23:32I got five grand.
23:34You...
23:34How?
23:35Yeah, it's a business contact.
23:36Just don't ask me, OK?
23:38It's just...
23:39It's a deal that I managed to secure,
23:40and let's just put it down to girlbossing.
23:44You know, I need her in my life, Glenn.
23:47You know, family's everything, so...
23:49Did you say it's in Lee?
23:52You just asked me that.
23:53Oh, yeah.
23:55So, I didn't take the money round
23:56cos I thought it'd be really nice
23:57if we did it together, yeah?
23:59So, do you want to go round tonight?
24:00No.
24:01Why?
24:03Cos it's...
24:05I promise you'll leave her alone.
24:20Promise?
24:20I promise?
24:22You...
24:23I can't!
24:35Fuck.
24:44In the avenues and alleyways
24:48When you sleep, there's a whole world
24:52Coming alive
24:53Abel and his brother
24:55Fighting one another
24:57In and out of every dive
25:00The avenues and alleyways
25:03Where the strong and the quick
25:06Alone can survive
25:08Look around the jungle
25:10See the rough and tumble
25:12Listen to a squealer cry
25:15Come on!
25:23First up in and out of every dive
25:38Double up in and out of every dive
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