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Mr Bigstuff Season 2 Episode 4
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00:00This programme contains very strong language from the outset and throughout.
00:30I don't understand. He says we're here. We must be round the back.
00:37Fucking hell. The old man's got no land on.
00:40Turn left up there, we'll go in the front.
00:42No. No, no, no. This is better.
00:44Lee, Lee, where are you going?
00:45You might have staff, Glen. We go and buzz the gates, they won't let us in.
00:48We need to slip in the back doors.
00:50Right in? Again? No, we're not...
00:52Calm down, snippy long stockings. Trust me.
00:55Lee, Lee, Lee. Lee, Lee, Lee.
00:58Lee, we'll piss him off.
00:59Hey, I can't... I meant to be at work. I can't just...
01:02He just needs to see us, Glen.
01:04See how actual faces in hell all fall into place.
01:07You can bet your bollocks on them.
01:10Fuck.
01:25Well, fuck my old boots.
01:27He's...
01:29He's minted.
01:30Heaven's in the back seat of my Cadillac.
01:34Let me take you there.
01:40He's here, Ron.
01:41Take your food up.
01:42Elbaz is here.
01:45Mr. Elbaz.
01:47Good to see you.
01:48We were expecting your father.
01:51Yeah, he's indisposed.
01:53Oh.
01:55We have an understanding, me and your dad.
01:59He will.
02:00I'm not my dad.
02:01Sorry?
02:02I've got my own way of doing things.
02:04Oh, right.
02:05You want to make your mark on the...
02:07Ronald.
02:10Let's keep it professional.
02:11Who's this?
02:13Ignore Johannes.
02:15He's not here.
02:17Nah.
02:19Boys.
02:20You have my pallets.
02:22A trailer got hitched to our truck.
02:24Did you look?
02:26What?
02:28In the context, did you look?
02:30Well...
02:31Of course not.
02:33Anyway, it will be with you first thing tomorrow.
02:35Ron, I had freighted you to me six days ago.
02:38I'm sure you could understand that I feel a bit...
02:44encumbered.
02:45I'm sure.
02:46We can only apologise.
02:48And that would have been good enough for my dad.
02:51But me...
02:53You see, I feel like I'm, um...
02:56due compensation.
02:58Hold your fucking horses.
03:00Fanny!
03:01No.
03:02He's bang out of order.
03:03Christ on a pipe.
03:04If anyone's encumbered, it's us.
03:06We held stolen goods.
03:08Hello?
03:10So you did look?
03:11Maybe I had a little peek.
03:13I fucking cared.
03:14No.
03:15No.
03:16Look.
03:17We can bung you a bit of cash.
03:18It'll be fine.
03:19We'll cover your...
03:20I'm not sure a cash bung is gonna fix this, Ronald.
03:23We need to keep our hands clean.
03:26I peed.
03:27I just fucking peed.
03:28We'll cover your costs.
03:36Hi, sir.
03:37Hi, it's Glen.
03:38How are you feeling?
03:39Are you ready to smash those targets?
03:40Honestly, I'm thinking, uh...
03:41What, why?
03:42I've shut the shop.
03:43You what?
03:44The audit?
03:45Come on, Glenda.
03:46Get a jog on.
03:47Christ, that's done well.
03:48It's like fucking Bridgetton.
03:49I said, no.
03:5025 double cheeseburger, 30 fries.
03:51Brother, where's my mayonnaise?
03:53Look lively, Glen.
03:54Come on.
03:55Lee, wait.
03:56Let us cover your costs and we'll move on.
04:11Yeah, I think we're past that point.
04:14Question this.
04:16How do we proceed?
04:17I'll just have the usual thanks, Pam.
04:19Do excuse my lateness, everyone.
04:22Mr. Elbaz, Kirsty Wallace, CFO.
04:28C-F-what now?
04:30So, I understand that you're overdue on freight we've been holding.
04:35How would you like to pay?
04:37So, does she know who I am?
04:41Respectfully, if you'd like to address me, organ grinder monkey, etc.
04:47To your question, I know who your father is
04:49and I know that he built his business by covering his expenses.
04:53Yeah, I'm not my father.
04:54I know that you're also a very savvy businessman,
04:56which is why we have provided an exceptional service for you.
05:00Holding your goods, rendering them untraceable by third parties.
05:05You also peep, then?
05:06Well, I'm very thorough.
05:07Yeah, and I insist on a full inventory.
05:10Of course, we have held this from the authorities until now.
05:14Are you threatening me?
05:19Oh, Mr. Elbaz, please.
05:23Yes, I'm absolutely threatening you.
05:26Yes.
05:27So, cash card or payment plan.
05:31Oh, shit, it's a party.
05:34Cunts have another batter.
05:35Come on, we'll come back another time.
05:36What are you talking about?
05:37This is what we want.
05:38We're getting easy.
05:39But...
05:40He can't turn us away in front of his posh mates, can he?
05:42Are you all right?
05:43Yes, I'm fucking pumped tonight.
05:44Wait, wait, wait, leave, leave.
05:45Listen, you've got to focus.
05:46You've got some questions.
05:47What are you going to ask him?
05:48Oh, like, how could he?
05:49How could he what?
05:50Well, like, leave us, leave mum when she was so...
06:01She didn't deserve that.
06:02Mm.
06:03We're going to get you some answers.
06:05All right, who are we?
06:06What if he rejects us?
06:09Again?
06:10He won't.
06:11Anyway, if he does reject you, he rejects us both.
06:14Do you understand me?
06:15Yeah.
06:16Good.
06:17Now, Captain Bird's eyes on the door.
06:18We're going to walk up there with confidence.
06:19We're going to waltz in.
06:20He says anything.
06:21We blag it.
06:22Right.
06:23Right?
06:24Mm.
06:25Okay, so, chest out, shoulders back.
06:26Confidence, yeah?
06:27Confidence, yeah.
06:28Let's have it.
06:29Let's have it, yes.
06:33Who are you?
06:34We're here for the party, mate.
06:35Yeah?
06:36We're with the band.
06:37Oh.
06:38Love your cod, Phyllis.
06:39They're the bollocks.
06:40God bless you.
06:41Nice one, Glenn.
06:42Slick.
06:44Don Campbell, you miserable cunts!
06:47Come and see us!
06:59Can I help?
07:01Um, is this?
07:03Oh, we're doing dream boats and petticoats today, for the residents.
07:07Helps them to remember, you know.
07:10Who are you?
07:11Who?
07:12It's me, Derek.
07:13It's Claire.
07:15So, who are you here to visit?
07:18Oh, we're, um...
07:20We're looking for...
07:22Don?
07:23Don Campbell?
07:24Yes, follow me.
07:25Hello, Derek.
07:26Who are you?
07:27And then, if you'd like to engage our services further, we'll have you on file.
07:29Oh!
07:30We'd have to consider that on a case-by-case basis.
07:31Our books are rather full.
07:32Is he all right?
07:33Right, he's fine.
07:34He knows what he did.
07:35Right.
07:36Come on, Johannes.
07:37Let's get out of here.
07:38Can't have you bleeding out on these fine people's carpet.
07:40And you?
07:41Nice doing business with you.
07:42Bus bitch.
07:43Yeah, it's on your folder.
07:44Oh!
07:45Oh!
07:46Oh!
07:47Oh!
07:48Oh!
07:49Oh!
07:50Oh!
07:51Oh!
07:52Oh!
07:53Oh!
07:54Oh!
07:55Oh!
07:56Oh!
07:57Oh!
07:58Oh!
07:59Oh!
08:00Oh!
08:01Oh!
08:02Oh!
08:03Oh!
08:04Oh!
08:05Oh!
08:06Oh!
08:07Oh!
08:08Oh!
08:09Oh!
08:10Oh!
08:11Oh!
08:12Oh!
08:13Oh!
08:14Oh!
08:15Oh!
08:16Oh!
08:17Oh!
08:18Oh!
08:19Oh!
08:20Oh!
08:21Thank Christ!
08:22Don't thank him, Ron.
08:23Thank me!
08:24Only joking.
08:28It's all good, it's all good.
08:29You're kidding.
08:31You could have got us all killed!
08:34What?
08:35He's a powerful man.
08:37You can't just dish up threats.
08:40It was pretty whack-a-fucking-doodle-doo, and that's coming from me.
08:44I thought... Yeah, I thought...
08:46Well, don't fucking think!
08:48Just toe the line from now on, love.
08:53Go back to your filing.
08:54Mm-hm.
09:00Okay.
09:04Yeah, this ain't right. This is the wrong place.
09:06So, must be another Don Campbell.
09:08Date of birth, 3rd of April, 1951.
09:14Yeah.
09:30Actually, Mr Elbaz, can I just check your payment details, because...
09:35You're not gonna ask me for a job, then?
09:38You're better than this place, Kirsty.
09:39No, I don't think I am.
09:42Am I?
09:48Who's in your court?
09:50Boss bitch.
09:51You should know that he's...
09:57Well, it's palliative care.
10:11Come on in.
10:12I'm...
10:16Might need a...
10:19Well, there's a family room, if you'd like a moment.
10:22Uh...
10:28I'll go first.
10:29Hello, Dad.
10:47I'll go first.
10:58Hello, Dad.
11:04You fucker.
11:05You've been busy?
11:25He can hear you.
11:26Sorry.
11:27I should've...
11:29I didn't want to interrupt.
11:31Sorry.
11:32I...
11:33I thought he was nurse.
11:34Oh, I'm not the nurse, love.
11:35I'm his wife, Cheryl.
11:36It's Lee, isn't it?
11:40Oh, it's all right.
11:42Oh, it's all right.
11:43You're with family.
11:47Come here.
12:12That's Freya and Lily, the grandkids, always climbing all over him.
12:16They're gonna love you.
12:19Simon and Matthew, they're your stepbrothers.
12:22They were just young kids when I met your dad, but he took them on like his own.
12:26He's such a loving father.
12:28There is somewhere I can fetch him.
12:30Nah, you're all right.
12:33I helped Donald find the church.
12:35Donald...
12:39You got kids?
12:41No.
12:44I'm not really a family man.
12:46Chip off the old block.
12:47That's what my mum used to say.
12:49Turns out she was wrong about that.
12:58Who are you visiting?
13:00Oh, my dad.
13:02Yeah.
13:05Us two.
13:06Oh.
13:07Hmm.
13:09Hmm.
13:11Donald talked about you a lot.
13:13He was so proud of you.
13:15Funny way of showing it.
13:17He thought about you every day.
13:19Wanted so badly to get in touch.
13:21Well, why didn't he?
13:24We thought he was dead.
13:25All these years, not one word and then only one photo of me and not one of Glen.
13:32Glen.
13:33The other one.
13:35What?
13:36You don't...
13:37Why ain't he got no photos of his son?
13:39The other one.
13:40My dad left when we were quite young.
13:41So, we just found us meaning well.
13:42Close.
13:43I thought I might feel...
13:45I'm angry now but I don't feel anything.
13:47Our dad left when we were quite young, so when it's me and him, we're close.
13:53I thought I might feel...
13:57...angry now, but I don't feel anything.
14:02We're here for our stepdad.
14:04Mm. Right.
14:05But we've always just thought of him as dad, haven't we?
14:09He's a great man.
14:11You don't have to be blood to be family.
14:13Mm. Mm.
14:14You never said who Glenn's real father was,
14:18but you couldn't stand to be around this reminder.
14:21I don't...
14:22Him, Glenn.
14:23It tormented your dad just to see him.
14:27My mum weren't like that.
14:28I'm guessing Glenn's different to you and your father.
14:32I'm sorry to have to tell you this, Lee, about your own mother.
14:38What?
14:39That she were unfaithful.
14:41I'm sure she had reasons.
14:43Christ teaches us to love the sinner, hate the sin.
14:48Well, people fuck up.
14:50We don't curse in here.
14:52This is a place of serenity.
14:55So you still see this, Glenn?
14:58See him?
14:59He's got his trotters up in the family room, my darling.
15:02I presume he don't know either.
15:04No, he doesn't.
15:05I think he should.
15:06Christ teaches us to shine light on darkness.
15:09Well, Christ can do what he fucking likes.
15:11We're not gonna tell Glenn it'll kill him.
15:13Right, well, if he's here, he'll have met his stepbrothers then.
15:17They might well feel inclined to enlighten him.
15:21No.
15:22Oh, but please, come over sometime.
15:25Join us at the church even.
15:27You'd like it.
15:28But your dad did.
15:29He were very friendly with the pastor.
15:31He was pretty charming with a garlic bread, I know, by the look of him.
15:36Our biological father died years ago.
15:39Oh.
15:41We were with him at the end, too.
15:45Luckily.
15:47It's important.
15:49Getting to say goodbye.
15:50Goodbye, yeah.
16:06Oh, the old two-step.
16:08Move.
16:09I'm Nancy.
16:10But you can call me whatever you like.
16:12Fucking hell.
16:14Lovely big bubble music.
16:26Where's Glenn?
16:27Uh, Glenn?
16:28Little bloke.
16:29Cagoo.
16:30M&S Slacks, that's the one.
16:31Oh, he went to go and say goodbye to his dad.
16:33Fuck off you!
16:35Who's this?
16:36This is Nancy.
16:37But you can call her whatever you like.
16:38Wait.
16:39Don't we know you?
16:40Yes.
16:41I'm the gardener.
16:42No, that's not it.
16:43Can't stop.
16:44Got to trim the gardenias.
16:49No!
16:50Don't go in there.
16:51What?
16:52Why?
16:53He's unresponsive.
16:54It's not good.
16:55I have to, Lee.
16:56It's horrific.
16:57And you can't unsee it.
16:58Lee, you don't need to protect me from everything.
17:00No, Glenn.
17:03You know, because sometimes you've just got...
17:06Ah!
17:07He's perked right up.
17:08Ah!
17:11Such a relief.
17:12You're gone.
17:13I just need a little...
17:14Stop!
17:15You can't go in.
17:16Why not?
17:17Because he's...
17:20Dead.
17:21Dead.
17:22Dad.
17:23Go and make yourselves a cup of tea and I'll come and get you when I've tarted him up.
17:28But...
17:29You're the gardener.
17:30My shoe's staffed.
17:31Go on.
17:32Go on.
17:33Go on.
17:34Go on.
17:35Go on.
17:36Go on.
17:37He's got another family.
17:39Yeah.
17:43Yeah.
17:44Yes.
17:47Yes.
17:48Yes, yes.
17:49OK.
17:50He has heard that?
17:51Go on.
18:02He's got another family?
18:03Yeah. Yes, he has.
18:07Go and talk to him. Go on. In here.
18:09Go on.
18:17Hello, Dad.
18:18So, um...
18:21Good to see you.
18:25I suppose I won't be getting my answers after all.
18:28Probably not.
18:30But he loved you, Glenn.
18:33At least you know that.
18:35Had it by his bedside the whole time.
18:38Well...
18:40I don't even recognise him, Ling.
18:43I'll give you a minute.
18:48I've been looking for you.
18:50God.
18:51I've been thinking I want to get into it.
18:52Right, well, let us...
18:53Not in there.
18:54Not in front of me, Dad.
18:55I don't know how to commit, you know?
18:56I understand.
18:57There is a prayer room down the corridor.
18:58Perfect.
18:59Perfect.
19:00Hi, lovely.
19:01So we'll put our hands together, don't we?
19:03And...
19:04Oh, yes.
19:05We don't have to close our eyes, but it does help.
19:06I'd like to close our eyes.
19:07I'd like to close our eyes.
19:08Oh.
19:09Good.
19:10So...
19:11So...
19:12We can ask God anything.
19:13I'd like to close our eyes.
19:14I'd like to close our eyes.
19:15Oh, good.
19:16So...
19:17We can ask God anything we want.
19:18And...
19:19Huh?
19:20Lee?
19:22Lee?
19:23Lee?
19:44Lee?
19:45Lee?
19:48Le of no sighting, have they?
19:50You wanna see, Ned?
19:51I don't really know you, do I?
19:57I suppose just...
19:59I forgive you.
20:03Yeah.
20:05You done yet, or...?
20:07Was I a bit quake?
20:08Yeah, but have you said what you wanted to say?
20:10I...
20:11I suppose I have.
20:15Yeah.
20:17Oh, I'd feel sad, Luke, but I don't.
20:19I don't feel anything.
20:20I don't feel anything. Am I shithead?
20:22No.
20:24You've got no reason to feel bad, Glenn.
20:25He left us, remember?
20:27Me and Kirsty were your family.
20:29He ain't part of that.
20:31So...
20:32Yeah, let's go.
20:37Oh, yeah.
20:38Oh, yeah.
20:38Oh, yeah.
20:44Let me out!
20:47Who?
20:49Is that who?
20:50What do you mean, me?
20:50Dementia.
20:51She probably thinks you're running cold, bit.
20:53Ah, let's take the scenic route.
20:56Because it's nicer, and there's a lovely lawn.
20:59You off already?
21:00Yeah.
21:00We'll be back.
21:01Nah.
21:02So, Lee, I brought you here to...
21:10Secrets.
21:13He fucking replaced us.
21:16I always wanted to be like him, but it was me mum.
21:18She's the one who held it all together.
21:21I never even got to say goodbye to her.
21:23Yes, that does sound tricky.
21:25Now...
21:25What are we doing here, anyway?
21:27Ice creams by the fountain.
21:28That's not going to get you any winkle.
21:30Well, that's the thing.
21:31There's a woods around the corner.
21:32There'll be plenty of geezers in there wanking.
21:34No, Lee.
21:35Look, I don't want this.
21:37What?
21:38I'm sorry, but I don't think this is quite...
21:40I get it.
21:40You're still not over me.
21:42What?
21:42And that's...
21:43It's fair enough.
21:43Now, hang on.
21:45I think you're a lovely geezer and all that.
21:46Look, you're not listening.
21:47I am listening.
21:48It's just that all I'm hearing...
21:49No, shut up!
21:52This is it.
21:54I thought I was in love with you,
21:55but now, having spent time with you,
21:58I've realised you're pig-headed and obnoxious
22:01and emotionally crippled.
22:03And I don't want to cruise for Winkle with you any more.
22:10Here.
22:19It's rude.
22:23Oh, love.
22:24Yeah, I mean, obviously it was horrible seeing them all.
22:28But I feel like the anger, what I had,
22:31it's just gone.
22:32You've got closure.
22:34That's great.
22:35Yeah.
22:36Yeah, I think maybe I have.
22:37Yeah.
22:38Yeah.
22:39Aw, Lanzarote.
22:42Didn't even know the telly did that.
22:44Yeah, just click connect to the cloud.
22:46Hey, how was your day?
22:48How was work?
22:48Yeah, it was, um...
22:51Yeah.
22:52Ooh.
22:53No, well, it's a bit boring, but, um...
22:56Yeah, I think I might have discovered
22:59an untapped revenue opportunity.
23:01Oh, well done, love.
23:03I knew you could do it.
23:04Yeah.
23:06Which, um...
23:07Which is a relief,
23:09because, um, I think I might need to find a new job.
23:12Glenn?
23:13Yeah.
23:13Uh, I haven't really mentioned it,
23:15but with everything that...
23:16Yeah.
23:16But, um, yeah, I sort of put the work on the back burner
23:19and it turns out we've got an audit on Friday,
23:21so I think maybe we're...
23:23Yeah.
23:24Fucked.
23:26Hmm.
23:26Oh.
23:28Yeah.
23:29But, you know, it's all right.
23:31Actually, you know, I find a new job.
23:33Yeah.
23:34You know, and I've got you.
23:35And Lee, and actually, you know, family,
23:39it's all that matters, isn't it?
23:41Mm.
23:42Mm.
23:43Mm.
23:44Aw.
23:45Do you know what?
23:47She's gonna do it.
23:48Oh, she's gonna do it.
23:49She's gonna do it.
23:50She loves to do it.
23:50She loves to do it.
23:51She loves it.
23:52She's gonna crack open a bottle.
23:54Oh, do it.
23:55Go on, then.
23:57Because, do you know what, Glenn?
23:59I'm sorry.
24:01No, I'm sorry, but sometimes you do.
24:03You just have to...
24:06celebrate.
24:08What the fuck is happening?
24:21Sing that same old story
24:25Ain't it something grand
24:30To be good and she's kind
24:33Like a bad, the bad
24:36So we reached the square
24:40At the top of the hill
24:41And the music stopped
24:43And we stood quite still
24:44And if we were saved
24:45Then the people said
24:47Amen
24:47Then we all got up
24:51And we poured
24:51And we listened to it
24:55And we actually found
24:55And we shot
24:56You
24:59Did you sing
24:59That was watching
25:00The first step
25:01And we opened
25:02And we hoped
25:03The second step
25:04And we just felt
25:04You
25:05At the first
25:05Is it
25:07All
25:08dad
25:08And
25:09He
25:10Isn't
25:10That too
25:13Yeah
25:14Pat
25:15schön
25:15So
25:16Cause
25:17So
25:18Not
25:19Do
25:19And
25:19You
25:20Yeah
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