Nerdy Guy Bought Android Girlfriend

English Short Films

7/23/2025

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00:00Okay now...

00:06Wow! This robot girl looked so real!

00:20Hello, I am Android 2 Pro. How can I help you, my master?

00:27Master?

00:28How can I assist you cooking, cleaning or in the bed?

00:35Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! I didn't buy you for that.

00:41Then what for?

00:45I have a date tonight.

00:46With me?

00:47No, no, no, no. With her.

00:55Margot.

00:56Excellent choice.

00:59Okay.

01:01So, I have never been on the real date, so I need to practice with you to avoid impressing myself with her.

01:09Task understand, my master.

01:12Okay. Then I'll prepare a bit and we'll start our date.

01:24Agreed.

01:27You clearly don't understand the concept of air quotes.

01:32But it's okay.

01:33So, this is where I live.

01:40What a beautiful and cozy apartment. I have never been in such a wonderful place before.

01:51Really?

01:54Yes. Because you activated me here.

01:58And it is the only place that I've seen.

02:01Right.

02:04This is for you.

02:05What a wonderful flower. I will love you forever.

02:21No, no, no. It's too early for that kind of talk. Do you like everything? Am I dressed okay?

02:28Cotton contains 97.5%. Excellent choice.

02:39Stop, stop. You're acting like a robot, not like a real girl.

02:43When we will start practicing kissing.

02:48Never, never.

02:50Because Margo would never go for a kiss on the first date.

02:54She's not like that.

02:57This is her.

02:59It's too bad you can't be like her.

03:02But I can be like her.

03:05Just download her profile into my drive.

03:09Drive.

03:11Seriously? You can do that?

03:14Of course, I can do this for you.

03:17Just connect me via Bluetooth.

03:28Connected successfully.

03:30Oh my gosh. What a pathetic little flower.

03:44Actually, do you know that people bring more flowers for a funeral?

03:49I thought you'd like that.

03:52Okay. What could I expect from the person who is wearing such old-fashioned sweater?

03:58Master, I can stop this if this offends you.

04:11No.

04:14Keep going.

04:16Otherwise, I will never improve.

04:18Tell me everything I need to change and I'll write it down.

04:22Okay.

04:23Hey.

04:31Austin.

04:33Thank you for this perfect evening.

04:37I can't believe how much we have in common.

04:40I should be the one thanking you.

04:49Because...

04:54Because your smile makes all of these efforts totally worth it.

05:00I'm impressed.

05:01At work you're usually so tense and reserved.

05:07But now I've been able to see a completely different Austin.

05:19I can't wait for our next date.

05:22What are you doing?

05:25You want to kiss on the first date?

05:28Yeah.

05:30Is something wrong?

05:32No. It's fine.

05:39Just a minute. Okay?

05:42What happened, my master?

05:56This is a disaster.

05:58She wants to kiss me and we didn't practice that.

06:01I told you so.

06:03But I can teach you.

06:05Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

06:07I can't kiss a robot while Margo's in the other room.

06:10That's wrong.

06:12Okay, then take notes.

06:14So you need to turn your head to the right to 37 degrees angle.

06:20And then you need to open your mouth to one and a half inches.

06:26Are you kidding?

06:28I don't understand any of that.

06:32Okay.

06:34Just show me.

06:36But make it quick.

06:38As you want, my master.

06:49So, this is where you ran off to?

06:53To another girl?

06:54How humiliating.

06:56Wait, wait, please.

06:57Let me explain.

06:59She's not a real woman.

07:02She's an android.

07:06Look.

07:13See?

07:16Why do you have a female android?

07:18The truth is, I've never been on a real date before, so I bought her to practice.

07:29So, this perfect date of ours, it wasn't the real you?

07:36Just a bunch of rehearsals and AI-generated lines.

07:39Why?

07:41Why?

07:43Because only the artificial of me could ever win you over.

07:48The real me, just a shy loser with a ton of insecurities and fears.

07:53But it's the real you I agreed to go out with in the first place.

07:57In the first place.

08:00I get it now.

08:02I'm sorry.

08:04You must hate me.

08:06No.

08:08I'm giving you a chance for a second date.

08:12Really?

08:14You need to show up as the real you.

08:19But the real me will show up in a stupid sweater.

08:24What makes you think that I don't like sweaters?

08:27Ha, ha, ha.

08:28Ha, ha, ha.

08:30Ha, ha.

Nerdy Guy Bought Android Girlfriend

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