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Wife Turned Herself Into A Real Barbie
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00:00so your wife doesn't suspect that you're with me right now I actually don't know much oh check
00:12out this dress
00:13it's so lifelike
00:20I think you should try it on
00:24what do you think?
00:30three thousand dollars it's way too much
00:35come on nothing is too much for the one I love
00:37try it on
00:39let's go
00:41three thousand
00:46you never bought me gifts like that
00:49you two
00:52will answer me for this
00:55you're the right
00:58the dress is awesome
01:00it's perfect
01:01one second
01:12something went wrong
01:20yeah definitely
01:21let's see how you like this little gift
01:26love birds
01:28really love
01:36sorry about that
01:39it's okay
01:40yeah here you're going
01:41enjoy
01:47thank you so much
01:48one gift
01:52down
01:53but this is
01:55was just the beginning
01:57now it's going to get interesting
02:00well well well
02:03what do we have here?
02:05honey what are you doing here?
02:08following you
02:08jerk
02:09what?
02:11did you think I wouldn't find out here?
02:14find out about what?
02:15you swore
02:15to be faithful to me
02:17yeah
02:17you promised to be there
02:19for me
02:19for better or worse
02:20and now
02:21here you are
02:22burying around with some girl
02:23whoa
02:24we are done
02:26honey are you out of your mind?
02:27this is my cousin
02:28I told you about her
02:30wait what?
02:31this is
02:32this is Kelly?
02:34yes
02:34this is Kelly
02:35Kelly meet my wife
02:36Becky
02:37Becky Kelly
02:37Kelly Becky
02:38oh my
02:40aren't you supposed to believe in the world?
02:44yeah but
02:45I decided to come for a visit
02:47oh
02:47nice to meet you by the way
02:49I'm so sorry
02:53oh my god
02:54I'm so stupid
02:56that's okay
02:57I'm so sorry
02:58how could I even think about
03:00it's okay
03:01it's okay
03:01I'm actually glad
03:02that you're so jealous
03:03because it means you're still loving
03:05yeah
03:06okay
03:07it's okay
03:07don't worry
03:08it's okay
03:09and by the way
03:10the reason I brought Becky down here is
03:12to help me pick out a gift for you
03:13here you go
03:14this is for you
03:16here you go
03:16I spent three months pay on it
03:19so
03:20I really hope you like it
03:21mm-hmm
03:22would you open up?
03:26did you
03:28throw away the receipt?
03:31did you
03:32the receipt?
03:34yeah
03:35um
03:41let's split the pill
03:47yeah
03:50very funny
03:51um
03:54come on
03:55let's split the pill
03:57okay
03:59listen
04:03how about this
04:05dinner is on me
04:07and you
04:09you can thank me
04:12later
04:13you know
04:14I like it
04:21what's women like it?
04:24hit me in five minutes
04:26in the restroom
04:26cool
04:32excuse me
04:46is it a joke?
05:06this kitty wants to play
05:14one of my things
05:17or
05:17one of yours
05:19deal?
05:21okay
05:22let's play
05:24deal
05:24okay
05:33how about this?
05:34huh?
05:39huh?
05:39huh?
05:40okay
05:41okay
05:42okay
05:47last one
05:49hmm
05:52now what?
05:53babe
05:55I can explain
06:18just don't freak out
06:20okay
06:20alright
06:22secure it in!
06:25you fell on me
06:33fire!
06:37then what?
06:38um
06:38well
06:40you look good
06:45how did you find me?
06:47very easily
06:48what do you want
07:01what do you want?
07:02I want
07:03my dress back
07:07I think
07:09I think
07:09I think it looks
07:09better on me
07:10so you think
07:11it's funny
07:12yeah
07:12I think it is
07:14I think
07:16it was honest
07:18it was
07:21witty
07:23and
07:25it was a good lesson
07:28for you
07:29a win-win
07:31a win-win
07:31a win-win
07:35you say
07:36you say
07:43I know
07:47you're
07:47a win-win
07:49so you're not mad at me are you well actually no it was fun experience and by the way
08:16I also like to play games wow this is getting interesting yeah give me your hands
08:29comfy yeah not to tie no good so what am I arrested for officer
08:46you run the arrest for burglary and break and enter into private property you have the right to remain silent because everything you say can and will be held against you in a court of law
08:55such a serious officer
08:58yes
09:00very
09:02oh
09:04I don't think
09:10oh
09:12all right
09:13oh
09:21easy
09:24tiger
09:26how about you drop all the charges
09:31why should I you're broken in my apartment had a reason to well you'll get a lot of time to think about it when you're in a cell
09:39it's 10 man I just brought some very very fresh and delicious ones so oh good evening ma'am
09:47would you like some donut or maybe Rick I got this and since when do you offer coffee and donuts to all our visitors
09:54he got this he got this for a bit yes ma'am
09:58what's going on
10:00what
10:05yes
10:06whatever
10:09what the hell is he doing
10:14hey never mind
10:18stadia full name
10:22megan
10:24leccelle
10:26andrews
10:28age
10:29you're asking a woman about her age
10:32aren't you supposed to know that you don't do that
10:35captain
10:37miss andrews
10:39what brings you to us on your day off
10:41do you know her sir
10:44ma'am
10:45I'm sorry about
10:47officer levingson
10:48he's new here
10:49I know that
10:51officer
10:55you will explain me immediately on what ground you have arrested
11:00prosecutor andrews
11:02prosecute
11:04but she stole my clothes
11:11okay sir
11:15just a second sir
11:17I'm sorry
11:27that's okay
11:30my apologies ma'am
11:34sorry
11:36that's all right
11:38right captain don't scold your officer
11:41I can handle it by myself
11:43gentlemen
11:46thank you
11:50Stan
11:54Megan
11:58just
11:59just
12:00excuse me
12:05sir can I have a moment please
12:08thank you
12:10look
12:14Megan
12:15I'd like to apologize
12:19what for
12:22well
12:23for putting in my handcuffs
12:25okay
12:27and
12:29that's it
12:33for not letting you pay
12:37well Stan
12:40it's a little bit more complicated
12:42I mean this is not a problem
12:44you're a nice guy
12:46and we had a great time
12:47but I don't owe you anything
12:51neither does any woman
12:53and if you're paying
12:55it doesn't mean that
12:56a woman is obliged to go to your place
12:59yeah I understand
13:01but I just wasn't sure
13:06you'd ever want to go
13:06because
13:07because you're so cute
13:10and smart and all
13:12and
13:12I just
13:13thought if
13:14I didn't show off
13:15you'd just leave
13:16I'm sorry
13:21you know
13:24the most important thing
13:26for a woman
13:27is choice
13:28and we're getting
13:30so annoyed
13:32when
13:32it's taken from us
13:35the most important thing
13:36for a woman
13:37is choice
13:37and
13:38we are
13:39you
13:39get annoyed
13:40if not given one
13:42okay got it
13:42we are getting
13:43so annoyed
13:44all the women
13:45exactly
13:46well
13:48don't worry
13:49it would want to fact
13:50our work-in relationship
13:51I appreciate that
13:53and
13:54thank you
13:57can I
13:59go now
13:59this is your office
14:03so
14:05can I go now
14:07yeah sure
14:07of course
14:08Megan
14:11Stan
14:14can I
14:16have another day
14:18I thought you would
14:23never ask for it
14:24but only this time
14:25you're paying
14:27do
14:34okay
14:36thank you
14:49you
14:50you
14:52you
14:54you
14:56you
14:58you
15:00you
15:02you

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