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Woman Trapped Herself In A Painting
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00:00Finally, I figured out the password to Ms. Stingy's.
00:17Safe.
00:19Oh, my God.
00:21Come to mama.
00:24Jenny, what are you doing?
00:26You're stealing from Ms. Stingy.
00:29How dare you?
00:34She has so much money.
00:37She won't even notice.
00:39No, sweetheart.
00:40She doesn't notice the extra zeros I've been sneaking into her expenses for years.
00:45But she'll definitely notice this.
00:48So you've been stealing from her all these years?
00:51I plan to keep doing it for many more.
00:54I don't need no competition.
00:56So...
00:59I'll turn in.
01:04Wait.
01:07Why do we compete?
01:11If we can share everything.
01:15The money.
01:17The jewels.
01:18The bad.
01:24So what's the plan?
01:30We take everything.
01:31Here and now.
01:34And split it.
01:3650-50.
01:40Partner.
01:42Fine.
01:43But...
01:44I've learned not to trust anyone.
01:46So I'll count every single dollar to make sure you don't try to trick me.
01:50Deal.
01:51I'll also count every single dollar to make sure you don't trick me.
01:56Don't trick me.
02:26Well, thanks.
02:27No, thank you.
02:28No, thank you.
02:29Here's to... our naive but very rich boss.
02:33Perfect toast.
02:35Excellent bubbly.
02:37You took it from the minibar?
02:38No, thank you.
02:39No, thank you.
02:45Here's to... our naive but very rich boss.
02:51Perfect toast.
02:52Excellent bubbly.
02:53You took it from the minibar?
02:54I didn't take it.
02:55You brought it.
02:56No, you brought it.
02:57No, I brought it.
02:59So...
03:00Excellent, Bubbly.
03:04You took it from the minibar?
03:07I didn't take it.
03:08You brought it.
03:10No, you brought it.
03:11No, I brought it.
03:19So, you heard everything?
03:24Yes, and soon the police will...
03:27Why don't you lie down and rest while we wait?
03:46Good afternoon, sir.
03:48I have a special offer for you.
03:50A Bible.
03:51Not interested.
03:52Then why don't you donate to the poor orphans, sir?
03:55You don't give up, do you?
03:56You beggar.
03:59Wait here.
04:00Okay, let's try it.
04:30Oh, so you're a thief.
04:41No, no, no, no, no, no, no, not at all.
04:42I was just looking for the bathroom.
04:44Sir, open up.
04:47Please, sir, I did it.
04:52911, what's your emergency?
04:54Emergency?
04:57I'm fine.
04:59I didn't call 911.
05:02Sir, do you need help?
05:04Sir, please, please, let me explain everything.
05:16Who are you?
05:17Um, I'm a plumber.
05:24You called me, remember?
05:27Of course I remember.
05:29I'm not senile.
05:32Well, what are we standing around here for?
05:35Let's go to the kitchen.
05:36Where are you going?
05:46I lift my tools in the car.
05:50Just a second.
05:57Ma'am?
05:57Exactly.
05:59Who are you?
06:00A plumber.
06:02Yeah, and I'm a Kardashian.
06:05Really?
06:07Since when do plumbers wear white shirts as uniforms, huh?
06:11Dad, who did you let into the house?
06:14Wait, wait, wait.
06:15You see, I'm selling Bibles, right?
06:22Here.
06:27Here.
06:28A Bible, right?
06:30So, your father mistook me for a plumber,
06:33and I didn't want to upset him.
06:37Do you have a licensed salesman?
06:40What do you care?
06:42I'm a prosecutor.
06:43Oh.
06:45Fair enough.
06:48Would you like a Bible?
06:50It's free.
06:51Dad, who else did you let into the house anyway?
06:56Just a plumber.
06:59Who else?
07:00Oh, you are a plumber, aren't you?
07:03Absolutely, sir.
07:05Okay, you.
07:06Get out now.
07:08And you.
07:09Your groceries, as usual.
07:11And Dad, where is your nurse?
07:15I thought you might stay.
07:17Dad, no.
07:18I have to leave.
07:19It's my birthday, remember?
07:21No.
07:22Happy birthday, please.
07:24Yeah, yeah.
07:29Don't let the plumber stay.
07:31He doesn't talk too much.
07:32What?
07:36No, I'm sorry.
07:37I gotta go.
07:39No, you're not.
07:40Excuse me?
07:42Stay right there.
07:44You too.
07:45But, but, ma'am, I can't.
07:48One, two, three, four, five hundred for a week.
08:10More than you can make selling Bibles, right?
08:12Yeah, definitely, ma'am.
08:18Bye.
08:25Okay, listen.
08:26The dressing room, near the entrance.
08:29There is a big safe.
08:30So get ready.
08:32We're going for a walk.
08:34Okay?
08:34Mr. Mitchell, are you coming?
08:40Yeah, I'm here.
08:47Wow.
08:48Are you a Chicago Bulls fan?
08:52I love them.
08:54Michael Jordan is number one.
08:56I'm ready to go to the game.
08:59Incredible.
08:59But Michael Jordan is number 23, and we're going to the park.
09:05What about the game?
09:07I'm not going anywhere if we're not going to the game.
09:11Mr. Mitchell, the thing is, they're not playing a day.
09:17But how about this?
09:20We go to the park.
09:22You'll change your clothes, but you'll leave your cap on
09:26so everyone will know they have a true big fan in front of them.
09:32Huh?
09:33Come on.
09:38That'll do.
09:39Nice.
09:40Awesome.
09:51Let me help you.
09:52Come on.
10:06Let's go.
10:06Well, here you go, Mr.
10:36Mitchell.
10:37What's this?
10:39I didn't ask for any of ice cream.
10:41Really?
10:42Then can I eat it?
10:44Give it to me.
10:50Sharon liked ice cream.
10:55Stashel.
10:59I know she needs to spend some time in her life.
11:04What about spending some time with her old man?
11:10I must have done something to hurt her.
11:13Come on, Mr. Mitchell.
11:15She obviously cares about you.
11:18I mean, she spends a lot of money.
11:22If I could, I wouldn't spare any money from her parents either.
11:27What's stopping you?
11:28No money?
11:29No parents.
11:37It's not about the money, son.
11:41About what, then?
11:45What what?
11:47About what, then?
11:49What about what?
11:53Forget it.
11:54Uh, wait a minute.
12:07Hey, what are you doing here?
12:10Where's the money?
12:12In this safe.
12:16What do you mean?
12:17Look, man, I've never worked in this safe like that.
12:22He's older than his granddad.
12:26And what do we do?
12:31Get the best one over him, and he's done.
12:34Come on.
12:36Come on.
12:37Wedding, picnic, road trip, and no dates, damn it.
12:49Sharon!
12:52Sharon!
12:57Where's Sharon?
12:58Uh, she's not here, Mr. Mitchell.
13:01Why?
13:03Where is she?
13:06I don't know.
13:09I need to see her.
13:10I need to talk to her.
13:11It's her birthday.
13:13Uh, okay.
13:15Uh, okay.
13:16All right.
13:16But, um, I don't have her number.
13:24Here.
13:25Cheers!
13:27Woo-hoo!
13:29Photo.
13:30One, two, three.
13:32Oh, sorry.
13:40Yeah.
13:41Uh, hi, Sharon.
13:43Uh, it's, uh, the plumber guy.
13:46Plumber?
13:47Is something wrong?
13:49Sharon.
13:50Honey.
13:51Hi.
13:53I just want to say congratulations.
13:55Dad, how many times have I told you not to bother me over nothing?
14:00Sweetheart, I miss you so much.
14:04When are you coming over?
14:06Listen, I don't have time, okay?
14:11You don't?
14:12Yes.
14:13God, I'm tired of repeating myself.
14:16I have a personal life.
14:19What do you want?
14:22I want to spend time together with you.
14:25Okay.
14:26I want to speak with a plumber.
14:29Um, uh, yeah.
14:31Yeah, yes, ma'am.
14:32Plumber, calm down the old man.
14:35I don't have time for this.
14:37Call me if there's a real emergency, okay?
14:40What am I paying you for?
14:41Wait a minute.
14:41Plumber, hello?
14:47Listen.
14:48You're a selfish fool, okay?
14:51You have a wonderful father.
14:53I don't understand how such a good man can have such a heartless daughter like you.
14:59Well, that's none of your business, plumber.
15:02Oh, you know what?
15:11Hey, Mr. Mitchell.
15:13Do you have a ball?
15:15Of course I got a ball.
15:17I got a basket in the yard, too.
15:21Sharon asked me to make it for her when she turned 12 years old.
15:26She asked me herself.
15:28I guess if she needed her father, then.
15:37Sharon's birthday.
15:40Yeah.
15:41Of course.
15:43Yes.
15:58So, you figured it out, haven't you?
16:02Uh, you asked me to open it.
16:06Enough of that.
16:08I don't have dementia.
16:10Bible salesperson, plumber.
16:13How?
16:16Are you cured or what?
16:19I was just putting an end for Sharon.
16:27I thought she'd spend more time with me.
16:35But she just kept sending nurses over.
16:43And what are you going to do?
16:51Nothing.
16:53What's there to do?
16:57You're a good guy.
17:00When you leave, close the door behind you.
17:04I hope that money, it makes you feel better, at least.
17:099-1-1, what's your emergency?
17:23I want to report to robbery.
17:26Dad, it's me.
17:31Don't be frightened.
17:33Whoo.
17:33What a creep that Bible salesman turned up to be.
17:38Dad?
17:41Daddy?
17:41Daddy?
17:50Dad?
17:50Dad?
17:52Dad?
17:54Dad?
17:57Daddy?
18:00Dad?
18:02No.
18:03No, no, no, no, no.
18:04No.
18:05Daddy?
18:06Daddy, please wake up.
18:08Can you hear me, Daddy?
18:10Please wake up.
18:12Please.
18:16No.
18:21I'm sorry.
18:23I took two sedatives and I fell asleep.
18:28God, Dad, you scared me.
18:30I was so scared that you...
18:32Don't worry.
18:34You're just a sedative.
18:35Dad, I came as soon as I heard.
18:38I came right away.
18:39Oh, my God, I was so worried.
18:41This guy, he was trying to steal from you.
18:44Yeah, he's a good guy.
18:48Dad, do you want some tea?
18:52If you're having some with me.
18:55Oh, with pleasure.
18:58Well, if you don't mind me staying.
19:03Do me one favor.
19:04Yeah, sure.
19:06Help that silly boy.
19:10Dad, no, that's out of the question.
19:13He's a thief.
19:14He's a sentimental fool.
19:17He turned himself in so you could remember me.
19:24Police have nothing on him except for a stolen used bicycle that he took two years ago.
19:30Of course, he must pay for that, but I would want us to help him get back on his feet.
19:40We owe him a debt of gratitude.
19:46We owe him a debt of gratitude.
19:53Dad, I love you.
19:59Will you forgive me?
20:00Help me.
20:02I love you.
20:08I love you.
20:23You

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