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Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon?

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00:00Let me guess, something really, really good happened to you?
00:05Hmm? Is it really that obvious?
00:08That goofy little smile of yours is a dead giveaway.
00:11Well?
00:13Okay, now get this. My most recent status update...
00:16I just want to join a party, alright?
00:19There's gotta be at least one out there that's not full yet.
00:22Yeah, I'm really sorry, but...
00:23What?
00:24You mean you hit level two in just a month and a half?
00:27Uh...
00:29Ffff...
00:30Ffff...
00:31Ffff...
00:34Ffff...
00:37Ffff...
00:38体はこんなに
00:44クタクタに疲れてるのに
00:49心はどうして
00:54ドキドキが止まらないんだろう
01:00昨日と違う明日があること
01:06信じられる自分がいるなら
01:13今日も走れ
01:17倒れたって恥ずかしくない
01:22もう一度
01:25立ち上がれば
01:27あと少しで
01:30たどり着けそうな
01:34予感がしてる
01:37夢の地図なんていらない
01:42目指す場所はもうずっと決まっている
01:48新しい世界に今
01:52出会いたいよ
01:57ご視聴ありがとうございました
02:27お話しさえ
02:28ことができるのを
02:29見ることができる
02:30ちょっと
02:32ご視聴ありがとうございました
02:32ご視聴ありがとうございました
02:33お話しさせていただきました
02:33そして
02:34あなたは
02:39Wow! A skill! A real skill! Look at that, Goddess Hestia! My own skill!
02:48It's Argonaut, or Heroic Aspiration.
02:52Uh, wait, why do you have to say it like that?
02:54Because if you manifest this particular kind of skill, it means that you still have yet to grow out of your big dream of being a fairy tale hero.
03:03Well, yeah, but it's not like...
03:05It's not like what, though?
03:07Oh, you're so cute!
03:10Hey, cut it out! Goddess!
03:14Well, anyway, the important thing is that now you have a skill.
03:18So, all you need to figure out is how it's supposed to work and practice with it.
03:22Fine.
03:22I have to go out for a while, so try to cheer up before I get back, okay? See ya!
03:28Where are you gonna go?
03:29Well, today happens to be Donato's day, so all the gods will be having their quarterly meetings back in town.
03:35What's that like?
03:37Well, it's very important. We get to pick second names for all those who've leveled up.
03:41And that will include you, too.
03:43Ah!
03:44Hello, Hestia.
03:58Oh, hey there, Take.
04:00A little bird told me your adventurer reached level two in a mere month. Is that true?
04:05Yeah, sorta, kinda.
04:07Impressive!
04:08Took the sword princess a year to get that far.
04:11All the gods are very excited.
04:13Everyone is talking about it.
04:16The Takami Kazuchi familia will be having one today, too, right?
04:19Yeah, the name's Mikoto Yamato.
04:22I'll have to use all the leverage I can at the council today.
04:25Her name can be nothing short of spectacular.
04:28Same here.
04:29So, let's hope we both end up with good names.
04:34For the sake of our children.
04:35Oh, I betcha they'll give me some sweet new armor to go along with my second name.
04:47I wonder what kind of badass cool name I'll end up with.
04:50Maybe Fire Blizzard.
04:52Or Tornado Typhoon.
04:54Or burning blaze of death!
04:58Oh, man!
05:01But this armor's been pretty great, though.
05:04It's really easy to move in.
05:07Wealth Crowzo.
05:10Belle!
05:11Belle!
05:13You are gonna be so happy!
05:15Oh, yeah?
05:16What is it?
05:17Well, it's not terrible!
05:20What?
05:23Little rookie.
05:24Is that really what they call you?
05:26Yep.
05:27What do you think?
05:28Let's see.
05:30Honestly?
05:31Totally lame.
05:32Yeah, right?
05:33I mean, she did say it's better than it could have been, but...
05:36Actually, I think I like little rookie.
05:40Congratulations on ranking up.
05:42Great work.
05:42So you go right ahead and drink to your heart's content.
05:45Tonight is your night!
05:47Woo!
05:47Woo.
05:48Huh, that must be the guy.
05:50Double-timed his way to level two, I hear.
05:53Um, are those people talking about me?
05:55Yeah, that sort of stuff happens when adventurers get famous.
05:59Oh.
06:00You should just try to take it as a compliment, okay?
06:03Now, bottoms up, you guys!
06:05Sure.
06:05Wait.
06:06Aren't you two supposed to be working?
06:09Mama Mia said you can feel free to order as much as you like.
06:13And she told us to come sit with you.
06:14I think she wants you to spend more money.
06:18Well, all right, then.
06:20Cheers!
06:24I have a question.
06:25Did I hear that you and Miss Ard are planning to go down to the middle floors of the dungeon sometime soon?
06:30Oh, yeah.
06:31We'll be playing it by ear for the most part.
06:34Is that so?
06:35I hope you won't think me rude for saying this.
06:38But you two have no business down there.
06:40Anything below 13's too much.
06:42Are you trying to tell me you don't think Master Bell and I are tough enough for the middle floors?
06:48That's not what I'm saying at all.
06:51But they're nothing like the upper floors.
06:54You will see more monsters there, and they'll be stronger.
06:58Look, it's not that you're not good enough, but you will not be able to do it yourself.
07:03You must join a party first.
07:06I see what you're saying, but it's hard to find people you can depend on.
07:09Having trouble making some friends?
07:15Are you, little fella?
07:17Huh?
07:17If you want to join up with our party, we got plenty of space for you on the team.
07:23We're a bunch of level twos.
07:24We like to hit the middle floors.
07:26Well...
07:27On one condition.
07:29You're gonna have to bring these hot little barmaid babies along with you.
07:33Huh?
07:33Partners are supposed to share their goods.
07:37You know what I mean?
07:39Get lost.
07:41You don't deserve someone like him on your team.
07:43Huh?
07:45Listen here, sweetheart.
07:46You know I can offer you a much better time than this little whippy half pint ever could.
07:51What do you say?
07:51You need to back off.
07:52Understand, it's not wise to insult my friends.
08:00I don't care if you're a chick or not.
08:02I'm gonna kick your ass!
08:04Hey!
08:08This ain't that kind of establishment, boys.
08:11If you want to have a tickle fight, you need to take it outside!
08:15Okay.
08:16We were just leaving...
08:17And don't forget about your bill, you jackass!
08:34Nope.
08:35Not this one either.
08:38None of them are his.
08:39What's the deal here?
08:41Hey, man, why is my stuff always in the back?
08:44Sir, please.
08:44I put my life on the line to make it, and you can't even give me some decent shelf space?
08:49Up, nice and high, eye level...
08:50Welcome, sir.
08:51Can I help you find something?
08:52Yeah.
08:53I can't find any Wealth Crozo armor anywhere in the shop.
08:56Did you stop selling it?
08:57Huh?
08:58Uh...
08:59What?
09:02Huh?
09:09Stop till you drop, kid.
09:11Armor by Wealth Crozo.
09:14Well, well, well, how about that?
09:19The famous little rookie's interested in my work.
09:22Oh, come on.
09:23I never thought I would ever meet THE Mr. Crozo.
09:26Hmm.
09:27Look, cut it out with all the Mr. Crozo stuff, would you?
09:31That's way too formal for my taste.
09:33Mr. Wealth, then?
09:35Still Mr., huh?
09:37Ah, well, never mind.
09:38So, Bell Cronel, you've purchased my armor twice now, haven't you?
09:45I suppose that makes you my very satisfied client.
09:49What's going on?
09:50That's nothing.
09:57It's just a little territorial dispute.
09:59Now then, Bell, how would you like to do business directly?
10:03What do you mean by directly?
10:05I will give you a special deal on any weapons and armor you need.
10:09But I do have one little old request in exchange.
10:13It's not much.
10:14Hmm?
10:14Okay.
10:15Okay.
10:15Bell, I humbly ask to join your party.
10:25Finally, I made it to 4-11!
10:29Sorry, Bell, I guess I shouldn't have asked you to do this right away.
10:33No, it's no problem.
10:34You're doing it to build up your smithing ability.
10:36So in the long run, this will benefit me too as someone who has a contract with you.
10:40Well, I'm glad at least one of us is excited about all this.
10:43Don't you think you should be adventuring with somebody from your own familia?
10:50Uh, actually, Lily, Mr. Welf and his familia don't, uh...
10:55He doesn't get along with them?
10:57So you fell for this guy's sob story just because he bribed you with some stupid armor?
11:02Why didn't you discuss this with me first?
11:05I'm sorry.
11:05Am I that much of a burden?
11:09Huh?
11:09Pipsqueak?
11:10Hey, don't call me Pipsqueak.
11:11I have a name and it happens to be Lily Ruka Ard.
11:14Oh, pardon me a little bit.
11:16Put her there.
11:18I don't think so.
11:19Lily, please.
11:20I'd appreciate it if we could all get along.
11:22I mean, Welf Crozo makes really good armor, so...
11:25Crozo?
11:27Did you say Crozo?
11:28The cursed magic swordsmiths from the failed smithing nobility?
11:33Hmm?
11:34Wait, what?
11:35You really didn't know about that?
11:38The Crozos used to be famous for being able to make powerful magic swords.
11:43But then one day they lost all their abilities and now the family's ruined forever.
11:48Really?
11:49None of that rings a bell?
11:50Yeah, the Crozo name is worthless.
11:53Who cares about what we used to be good at?
11:55Yeah, but...
11:56I don't think right now is the best time to talk about it.
12:05Okay.
12:06You can leave the orcs to me.
12:08They shouldn't be too hard for me to handle by myself.
12:11Right.
12:11Then I guess I'll try to back you up the best I can.
12:14Aw, thanks, little bit.
12:16I think she likes me.
12:17No, you totally make me want to puke.
12:19Ha!
12:20But I can't let you get in Master Bell's way.
12:24All right, let's do this.
12:26These guys are mine!
12:30Was he slow or...?
12:32Have I gotten faster?
12:42Holy!
12:47Mr. Welp, Lily, look out!
12:48Firefall!
12:59My magic is stronger, too.
13:02It's working.
13:04I'm finally starting to get closer...
13:06to Eyes Wallenstein.
13:11Move it, Beck!
13:12I don't want to cut you off!
13:14Like that weak-ass weapon could even put a scratch on me!
13:17Gah!
13:18What's got those two all out of whack?
13:21They can't teach the others acting like that.
13:24It seems they were inspired by an adventurer they met earlier.
13:28Hmm.
13:29I take it you're talking about that skinny young fella you ran into before we all met up here.
13:33Indeed.
13:34His name is Belle Cronel.
13:36I'm going, too.
13:37Uh, and what's with her?
13:39Would appear he must have lit a fire in her, as well.
13:51Whew!
13:52Sure is good to be in a party, am I right?
13:54Totally.
13:54There's not nearly as much stuff to worry about this way.
13:57That's the idea, you know?
13:59Whenever you have more fighters, it changes the way you're going to behave in combat.
14:03Uh, another party just showed up.
14:06Let's eat lunch after Little Bit finishes picking up all the magic stones.
14:10We'll leave the monsters to them.
14:13Hey, Sparkles!
14:14What's that?
14:15Huh?
14:18I don't know.
14:20Get out of here!
14:28It's a dragon!
14:29Run!
14:30Wait, where's Lily?
14:35Lily!
14:35Get out of there!
14:36Now!
14:43Fireball!
14:50Uh-huh, no doubt about it.
14:58That right there was your Argonaut skill.
15:00It gives you an opportunity to turn the tables.
15:03Since you always wanted to become a hero so badly,
15:06I guess you can consider it to be kind of a shortcut, you know?
15:09Whenever you find yourself with the odds all stacked against you,
15:12you can still be able to win with the small bit of power you have left.
15:16That's what we like to call a hero shot.
15:18And it fits you just perfectly.
15:20I mean, don't you think?
15:24I wanted to ask you,
15:26have you ever heard of a disgraced family of nobles called Crozo?
15:30That's your friend's family, isn't it?
15:32They used to be super famous because they could create magical swords,
15:36but that's all I really know about them.
15:37Uh-huh.
15:38But if you're asking about wealth Crozo in particular,
15:41they did tell me a little something about him at the shop.
15:44He has the ability to make magic swords, too.
15:47Huh?
15:47And from what I've heard,
15:49they are, like, ridiculously powerful.
15:51Apparently, the rest of his familia refers to him as the unused treasure.
15:55Why is that?
15:57Because the dummy never actually makes them.
15:59I'm sure he could easily have all the fame and riches he could ever want
16:02if he just made a few,
16:03but for some reason, he refuses.
16:05Unfortunately, you've made yourself a contract with someone who's got insane talent,
16:10but has no desire to actually put it to good use.
16:12So, little bit's taking some time off?
16:20Yeah.
16:20The father of that gnome that runs the boarding house told me she's sick and needs to rest.
16:25She said she's sorry she can't make it.
16:28Oh, that's too bad.
16:30In that case,
16:31do you maybe want to come and hang out with me for the day?
16:33Huh?
16:34Just think of it this way.
16:36I'd like to say thank you for letting me be in your party.
16:38I want to make you a new piece of gear.
16:43Is this where you make your weapons, Mr. Wealth?
16:59Yeah, sorry about the mess.
17:01Didn't expect a guest.
17:03Oh, no, that's okay.
17:05So, what do you need?
17:06Feel free to try something out.
17:08I don't need anything.
17:10The light armor you gave me is perfectly fine.
17:12You should always be looking for better armor, Belle.
17:16Adventurers need to make sure they're as prepared as possible at any given time.
17:20Right?
17:20Oh, well, that's true.
17:25Hey, you mind if I take a look at this?
17:28Try it.
17:31That one didn't sell.
17:33Seriously?
17:34It's awesome.
17:35Wait, what's so funny?
17:38Thought you'd be looking for magic swords, that's all.
17:42I assume Goddess Hestia's already told you about my special talent for making them?
17:48Apparently, she's been asking around about me for the past few days.
17:52Sorry.
17:53It's really not a big deal.
17:54Well, I mean, I contracted with a member of her familia.
17:58I get it.
17:59But I thought that you might think badly of me if I told you, so I didn't.
18:05I am sorry I deceived you like that.
18:09It's okay.
18:10Now, let's get back to what I should make for you.
18:13Did you get that from a monster?
18:14Huh?
18:16Uh, yeah, it's a minotaur horn.
18:18I couldn't let myself throw it away.
18:20Well, why don't we use that?
18:22For what?
18:23To make you some equipment out of.
18:25What else?
18:26Huh?
18:27You mean you can do that?
18:29Can I do that?
18:30Well, then, of course.
18:31I despise magic swords.
18:45What?
18:47They always bring out the worst clients.
18:51Everybody comes to me because they want a magic sword and they know I'm a Krozo.
18:56I'm so tired of it.
18:57All they ever talk about is how they want something that will make them strong or make them famous.
19:06But that's so wrong.
19:09They're missing the point.
19:11That's not what weapons are for.
19:17A weapon's not a means to conquer the world.
19:21It's an equal partner with its user.
19:23No matter what happens, your weapon is the one thing that should never betray you.
19:29But magic swords aren't like that.
19:32They always break and leave you with nothing.
19:35They destroy people.
19:38A user's pride, the smith's reputation, everything.
19:42That's why I have always refused to forge one.
19:45The material was really nice.
19:59Of all the things I've made, this might be the best one.
20:03So then, I think we should call it Ushiwakamaru.
20:08It's an ancient warrior's name that was derived from the word for bull.
20:11Hey, no, I don't think we really need to put all that much thought into it.
20:15So you don't like Ushiwakamaru?
20:17The name is not what matters here.
20:19Yeah, well, we gotta call it something.
20:23Here.
20:24I really appreciate this, Mr. Wealth.
20:26I know we just met and all, and you don't have any reason to trust me.
20:34But, Belle, I'm your friend now.
20:37How about you stop calling me Mr.
20:46Okay, it's a deal.
20:48I know we just met and all, and you don't have any reason to trust me.
21:18I know we just met and all, and you don't have any reason to trust me.
21:48I know we just met and all, but I had no sense of
22:15it's time to begin the final meeting that way leads to floor 13 in the middle floors
22:25the monsters down there can use fire and other ranged attacks don't let your guard down even
22:31for a minute you understand gotcha from here on out we'll be moving in a specific formation
22:38master wealth in front master bell's the middle guard since that's the most crucial spot
22:45and i will be at the back of the line however putting a supporter in the rear position won't
22:50give us much firepower to work with so don't forget what do you think you're laughing at
22:55come it out sir i really need for you to take this seriously okay i'm sorry i'll stop but
23:02isn't this something the three of us going on an adventure together
23:07that's right dude glad to see you're looking forward to it as much as me
23:14you guys should not be goofing off right now but yeah i know how you feel
23:20this feels good we may be from different familias
23:27but we are a team all right guys are we ready to do this yeah let's do it right
23:34next time pass parade
23:40you
23:47you
23:51you
23:53you
23:55you

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