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Batman’s Medical Bills Bankrupted Him | Comedy Skit 🦇💸🏥

After decades of fighting crime, Batman’s body finally gave out — torn ligaments, broken bones, and a spine held together by pure vengeance. But without health insurance and with skyrocketing medical bills, even Gotham’s richest hero couldn’t keep up. One ER visit later, and Wayne Manor is gone. The Batmobile? Sold. Alfred? Retired. Now, Batman is living in his car, icing his injuries with gas station frozen peas.

In this hilarious 1-minute skit, we explore what happens when America’s healthcare system takes down the Dark Knight himself. He’s still chasing justice… but now he's parked behind a 24-hour pharmacy.

💀 Injuries from decades of crime-fighting
🏥 Hospital bills too high for even Bruce Wayne
🚗 Batman’s new Batcave is a 2015 Ford Fiesta.
🥶 Frozen vegetables = ice packs now

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Transcript
00:00What if Batman's medical bills bankrupted him?
00:03After years of fighting crime, my body started breaking down.
00:08Dislocated shoulders, cracked ribs, a spine that sounds like popcorn.
00:13But I refused to get health insurance.
00:16Turns out, my company doesn't cover health care.
00:20I'm still a hero, just can't afford physical therapy.
00:24One hospital visit for a shattered kneecap cost me $987,000.
00:30I sold all my assets, now I'm eating ramen noodles.
00:35Even Alfred started driving for Uber and DoorDash to help out.
00:40Now Batman lives in a beat-up car behind a 24-hour fantasy.
00:45I'm pretty sure I'm addicted to pills, just like everybody else.

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