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What happens when Gotham’s richest man goes all in on crypto… and loses it all?
In this one-minute story, Batman opens up about the day he went from billionaire playboy to broke vigilante—living in his car, eating noodles off the engine, and still patrolling Gotham with what little gas money he has left.

This is the untold story of how BatCoin crashed, Wayne Enterprises fell, and Alfred said “I’m out.”
But even without a Batcave or a butler, one thing remains true:
Batman never quits.

🦇 Hear Bruce Wayne’s personal story of financial ruin
🚗 Find out how he survives car life
💸 Laugh, cry, and maybe think twice before buying crypto

If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like when a superhero goes broke—this is the video for you.

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Transcript
00:00I used to be Bruce Wayne, billionaire, philanthropist.
00:04People knew me from my suits, my cars, my company.
00:09But none of that mattered when I made one mistake.
00:12I invested everything into cryptocurrency, the Batcoin.
00:16I thought I was ahead of the curve.
00:19Decentralized justice sounded like a good idea.
00:23But then it crashed.
00:25Hard.
00:26I may be broke, but I'm still Batman.
00:29Overnight, billions vanished.
00:32Wayne Enterprises collapsed.
00:34The Batcave was repossessed.
00:37Now I live in my car.
00:39I sleep at Walmart even though no overnight is allowed.
00:43But I'm still up here protecting cryptocurrency.
00:47Still standing up for justice.

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