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Batman Lost Everything in Crypto and Now Sleeps in a Car | Funny Skit 🦇💸🚗

Once Gotham’s billionaire hero, Batman is now broke and living in his car after investing his fortune in crypto. BatCoin, DogeKnight, WayneChain — he bought it all… and lost it all. Now, with child support piling up and no more Batcave, the Dark Knight is forced to camp in the back of a 2003 Honda Civic.

In this hilarious 1-minute comedy skit, we show what happens when superheroes make bad financial decisions. Batman brushes his teeth in parking lots, eats gas station snacks, and fends off raccoons instead of criminals.

📉 Crypto crash
👶 Child support
🥵 Surviving heatwaves in a cape
🚗 Car life justice

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Transcript
00:00Did you know that Batman is homeless because of FOMO?
00:04He lost everything when the crypto-FUD market crashed.
00:08I like blockchain.
00:09Just before the crash, he invested the entire Wean fortune into a coin called Batcoin.
00:16So now Batman lives in a 2015 Ford Fiesta.
00:20He showers at Planet Fitness, eats gas station burritos, and sleeps in the backseat with his cape as a blanket.
00:27No longer a whale.
00:29He's still the Dark Knight, just parked behind a 7-Eleven.
00:33But instead of diversifying his portfolio, he ho-dulled.
00:38Catwoman then sued him for child support.
00:41Alfred retire, Robin moved out, and the IRS won't stop calling me.
00:47Now I am waiting for the having in 2028.
00:51I am waiting for the
01:04Good Sofa

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